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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES… From ONE Year Ago Today!: SH “HIT AND RUN” Kyle Richards… Kim Zolciak “Kid’s Clothing Designer”… Nene Leakes, LuAnn de Lesseps, SoPhony, Danielle Staub, Shana Taylor Armstrong, Adriana de Moura, BubbaJaxLaurita, Teresa Giudice, Cynthia Bailey, Malorie Massie… Peter Thomas Looking For “BarOne” Investors!

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March 21, 2012    RE-POST March 21, 2013 Let’s look back at what was goin’ on a year ago!!   John Turturro and Kyle Richards… “Drink up, babe!  I padded the asking price another $10 million… just because Michael Jackson lived … Continue reading

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DINA MANZO: Dina’s Advice For Cheating Men… And The Women They Cheat On… Dina Tweets Her Thoughts… About Cheaters And Brandi Glanville’s Story Line

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Dina Manzo was a very busy girl last night on Twitter! Dina took particular interest in the “discussion” which took place on last night’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills between the SUR waitress (whatever her name is… just too irrelevant … Continue reading

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GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE!!!… Which Housewife Is Planning To File Bankruptcy????…UPDATE: Housewife Revealed!… It’s Danielle Staub!!

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May 9, 2012  10:50 am    UPDATE June 5, 2012  6:00 pm The mystery is solved!!   The bankrupt Housewife is Danielle Staub!!   Yes, Danielle is a booted Housewife, but still a New Jersey Housewife!    Danielle listed $1.9 … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” THURSDAY: VICKI GUNVALSON, PHAEDRA PARKS, LISA VANDERPUMP’S FRIEND, MOHAMED HADID, SUED FOR ‘STOLEN’ HELICOPTER…MELISSA GORGA…JILLZ AND KELLY…

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March 22, 2012  9:30 am  UPDATE 6:oo pm  10:35 pm PHAEDRA PARKS:  ANOTHER Housewife writing ANOTHER book!!!  This time it’s Phaedra Parks writing an “etiquette” book… HERE.   NOTE:  Hasn’t all the advice and etiquette already been done???  DonCaro, Countless … Continue reading

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: Watch Out… KImG’s Still Tryin’ To Get Her Own Show

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: The NJ Outcasts (Kim Granatell and Danielle Staub) Keep Tryin’ To Get Themselves More Than Their 15-Minutes…Oh, Tree Joodice, Too

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Toldja… It Was a Bad Publicity Stunt

Remember Michael Lohan tightly embracing and liplocking an older blonde woman wearing a full length fur coat?  Yeah… the ‘Gladys Kravitz’ of the Real Housewives of New Jersey?’  IMO, their ‘passionate’ kiss was a setup by Gladys’ real boyfriend, who … Continue reading

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: Blind Item…

Blind Item:  Well, if this photo of Michael Lohan and Bombshell McGee doesn’t prove that the Gladys Kravitz of the Real Housewives of New Jersey is a publicity tramp… I really don’t want to mention her name, but her recent … Continue reading

Salamis…They Hate Me, They Really Hate Me

The Salahi’s said they couldn’t believe how vicious the other housewives could be, especially as they faced Congress. When “20/20” asked why they thought so much venom was directed toward them, they said the other women felt the Salahi’s hijacked their show, “The Real Housewives of DC.”

Tarmac really loves me… he let me eat a chicken wing yesterday…

Michaele said it was disturbing and painful to go through with lots of tears. “Sometimes I’d watch it and I’d think, ‘Good God, do they really dislike me that much?'”  (Missy, let me answer that one.  YES!  They, along with the rest of the viewers of RHODC really dislike you and Tarmac that much… and more.)

http://abcnews.go.com/assets/player/walt2.6/flash/SFP_Walt_2_65.swf

The Salamis… Too Fake For Reality TV

I just knew it! The Real Housewife of DC‘s Missy Salami and husband Tarmac hightailed it out of Pasadena CA just days after Missy was admitted to Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab because Tarmac screwed Michael Lohan out of rent money and soon after Dr. Drew couldn’t find Missy’s MS… or anything else wrong with her.

Missy, I’ve given you a thorough exam… You didn’t even test positive for gingevitis…

From Radaronline.com:

“Michaele Salahi was discharged by Dr. Drew Pinsky approximately one hour ago. Michaele has a ton of issues but she clearly has no addiction issues, whatsoever,” says the source.  “Michaele was a distraction to other cast members, and was complaining that Dr. Drew wasn’t properly treating her MS.  (Uh… that’s because she doesn’t have MS…)

Did they run actual medical tests on you? Uh, yes, Tarmac. Oooh… well you better start drinkin’ Johnny Walker or we gotta get the hell outta here…

“Dr. Drew did a thorough medical examination of her, including a full neurological check-up, and she is fine. Michaele is all drama, that is her main issue.”  But according to her husband Tareq, who spoke exclusively with RadarOnline.com, Michaele only agreed to do Celebrity Rehab to get help from Dr. Drew for her Multiple Sclerosis.   “She was really leaning on Dr. Drew who is a respected doctor to get her through some of the issues after the White House, when she went to Congress, when she went into relapse with her Multiple Sclerosis. She takes this very seriously.”  (You fly your wife clear across the country to see a doctor who is an addiction specialist to treat her MS when you have the finest, world-class MS experts right in your backyard in DC?  Moron… )

Tareq adds that Michaele takes her condition seriously and that it was the show that wanted her to pretend to be something she wasn’t.  Tareq says he now has plans of exposing the makings of reality shows on national television.  (Anything to stay in the spotlight…)

Oh, thank you, Dr. Drew!  I never thought I’d ever meet people worse than me… let me grab a tissue… thank you, Dr. Drew, thank you…

“My wife takes her health situation very seriously, she has a real diagnosis of Multiple Sclerosis.  (Can we see those documented medical reports, please?  ‘Cause even Dr. Drew can’t find her MS…) You know, we can show you a bunch of emails about what they wanted her to pretend to be, therefore, but that’s going to come out later on with one of the major networks.”  “See the first episode of busting some of these reality shows open on ABC News 20/20.  There will be a special on Friday and maybe more to come after that.”

Source:  http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/03/exclusive-details-michaele-salahi-ousted-dr-drews-celebrity-rehab-expose-works

The Salamis Rehab Puzzle… And More

We had to make up a brand new addiction just for you, Missy: desperatecelebnarcisscamism

Everyone knows Real Housewives of D.C. stars Michaele and Tareq Salahi need help, but Celebrity Rehab?  Why the Salamis— who are neither celebrities nor defined addicts per the DSM IV—have signed up for Dr. Drew Pinsky’s rehab show had everyone puzzled, but apparently the reports are only partially accurate…

Yeah… we’ve scammed everyone on RHODC… now Missy’s on to scam Dr. Drew!!

Today the Salahi Entertainment Media Group (Since when did the Salamis become ‘entertainment’ ?) issued a statement to clear up reports that both Tareq and Michaele Salahi would appear on the new season of “Celebrity Rehab.” Tareq is currently not involved in the project, the statement says, but Michaele is indeed consulting with Dr. Drew, who is helping her work through the aftermath of the White House State Dinner crashing incident.

“Television star Michaele Salahi has a very compelling story and while we are unable to discuss any Television Shows/projects in development, we can confirm that whatever new show she is participating in, it will be a focus for her on the private pains and personal struggles she endured that resulted from the White House issues, Congress and how these life changing events affected her Multiple Sclerosis,” the release reports. “Most human beings couldn’t imagine the personal pain that Michaele has suffered, and soon the American public will learn more about what no one has been able to see so far on the Television Screen.”

And more…

Sean Young has joined the season 5 cast of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.  Steven Adler, a Celebrity Rehab alum, is also coming back for season 5.  They join previously announced cast members Michael Lohan, Bai Ling, Michaele Salahi, Jeremy Jackson, Amy Fisher and Heidi Montag.

Was this the moment that caused Sean’s downfall into Dr. Drew’s latest celeb exploitive manipulations?  Is Sean addicted to embarrassment?

Steven Adler… hopefully he will get the help that he desperately needs… maybe he should try a real rehab facility…

FINALLY…

Here’s a report from an MTO snitch on the set of the new CELEBRITY REHAB:

So [former NBA star] Isaiah Rider was filming celebrity rehab and on Wednesday [and] US Marshals came and snatched him up! I work on set.

Everyone else on the show is faking it but him and he needed the help and he must be in trouble. It’s a big secret but he will not be on the show!  Also Heidi Montag left the first day!

 

Damn!  When I saw ‘US Marshalls’ and ‘Celebrity Rehab’, I thought they were going after the Salamis…

Sourcehttp://washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/yeas-nays/2011/03/salahis-issue-clarification-celebrity-rehab-rumors#ixzz1FwxHitqI

Source:  http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/47138/mto_exclusive_one_of_the_stars_of_celebrity_rehab_gets_arrested_by_us_marshalls____unfortunately___it_was_one_of_the_brothas.html

The Salamis Are Addicted to…

Tall order: Dr. Drew will be working with Michael Lohan and the White House party crashers amongst others in season five of Celebrity RehabWhat am I gonna do with those scammers, the Salamis???

Dr. Drew really knows how to put together an all-star, A-one, top-notch cast for his ‘Celebrity Rehab‘ show.  For his next attempt at helping celebrities with their weaknesses for drugs, sex, anger, hoarding, attention and general bizarreness, the cast will include the Real Housewives of DC‘s Michaele Missy and Tarmac Salami.

Hey, Missy… let’s take everyone’s credit cards and cash while they’re in with Dr. Drew…

The rest of the rehabbers are: Michael Lohan, former NY Met, Dwight Gooden, Bai Ling, Jeremy Jackson and Amy Fisher will be in the big house with the Salamis.

Jeremy Jackson, Michael Lohan, Amy Fisher and Bai Ling

The fifth season of Celebrity Rehab began taping on Wednesday and the ensemble of addicts will be in treatment for 21 days… well no wonder Michael Lohan didn’t show up for Hailey Glassman’s par-tay!   Hmmm… will KimG be making a trip to CA to visit him?

The big question is:  why are Missy and Tarmac being forced on the public again?   Can Dr. Drew cure them of fame-seeking, animal cruelty, party crashing, pretentious polo playing, striking the same pose for the cameras, delusions of self-importance, making bad wine, impersonating government officials, hypochondria, being con artists/scammers? IMO, the Salamis slipped out of the DC hotel where they were staying without paying their bill, called Dr. Drew and told him they were alcoholics because they couldn’t keep their hands off the booze bottles in the mini-fridge in their hotel room… knowing that they would be homeless unless Dr. Drew fell for their scam.  Well, it paid off, because they have a place to stay for the next three weeks as they fake their way through Celebrity Rehab, plus they’re gonna get a paycheck for their acting job…

Source:  http://www.hollywoodnews.com/2011/03/02/housewives-of-dcs-salahis-apparently-also-headed-to-rehab/

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Kim Granatell and Tom Murro… What is Wrong With This?

The Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s part-time Housewife, Kim Granatell (KimG) has another part-time job as a contributing writer on her celebrity magnet ‘friend,’ Tom Murro’s site.  I had been debating whether to post her latest and I decided to post it because it is ridiculous on many levels…

                                                                                                  Hailey Glassman…

Kim G’s latest, written for ‘da magnet’:  

“Saturday night was Hailey Glassman’s 24th birthday party at Pasha (it’s Pacha), a huge nightclub on W. 46th St in New York. And let me tell you, Pasha did wrong by Hailey.  The night began great.  Everyone was drinking Cristal in the stretch limo together.  Trouble, though, seemed to come with the club. (Uh, why is KimG, a woman pushing 50-years-old, drinkin’ on the way to a 24-year-old’s party?OK… forget the drinking part, just why is she going to a party for a 24-year-old?)

“There was a VIP list of approximately 50 people which included myself, Tom Murro, Tom’s wife Kelly (yeah, don’t forget the wife!), Donnella Tilery, creator of the first ever New Jersey Fashion Week, Kerry Schwartz from VH1’s Frank the Entertainer, Olympic box Eric Kelly, and my old friend Danny Provenzano.  NBA star Eric Williams from the Boston Celtics was also on the list after Hailey met him on the ferry and invited him that day.  (Remember when KimG met ‘on parole’ Danny?  He disgusted her and she said as much on RHONJ and told Danielle never to bring him around her again… now he’s her ‘old friend’?)

Danny ProvenzanoDanny Pro… remember him??

“And what happened was, certain people on the list were denied entry, including Kanye West’s manager. Some got in, but weren’t allowed access to the VIP area. These people had to pay $60 to get in to the regular area of the club. They weren’t in the area with Hailey and her guests and the $60 didn’t even get them a drink!  That night, Pasha was an open club which hugely benefited from word getting around that Hailey’s party was that night.  At 1 AM when I left, the place was packed!  So, the few who were allowed into the VIP area were in an area upstairs, where we could look down on the club below.  Those on the list who had to pay were stuck downstairs. (Yo!  Kim, you could have stepped in and helped out the VIPs you were looking down on…)

                                          Tom’s leg over and arm around Kim G… in body language that means ‘possession’… are you OK with that Kelly??

“My old frenemy Danielle Staub was also on the list, but denied entry. She never ended up coming in. But, maybe that was because she heard I was already inside?  (Does KimG think she intimidates Danielle?… that’s funny!) Michael Lohan was also part of the VIP invite list and through a source close to him was quoted as saying “I love Hailey like a daughter and wouldn’t miss her party for the world.”  Well guess what? He was MIA. Missing in Action. And what’s more, he was given a first class ticket to NY, all expenses paid. And he still didn’t show up. I guess he really doesn’t love her too much as a daughter, huh? Once again Milo succeeds a doing what he does best, NOTHING! (Milo’s connection with Hailey was through Jon Gosselin when Hailey was his girlfriend and that’s been over, done, burnt for years.  Good for Milo for not showin’ up… he has his own 24-year-old to be very concerned about… and he probably used the ticket to visit his Long Island home, realizing that maybe he’s a little out of place as a 50-year-old partying at a club in honor of a 24-year-old…. point for Milo!)

“And on top of all of this, Pasha was supposed to provide bottle service for the, let’s say, 30 people that got in the VIP section. You know, you are supposed to keep the liquor flowing and flowing. Do you know what we had? One bottle of vodka. Imagine, one bottle of vodka for 30 people!!  (Kim or anyone in her group could have easily fixed this slight… buy some booze and don’t talk about it or complain about it… wouldn’t you do that for your ‘friend’ to make sure her party goes well???) Hailey brought, I bet, hundreds of people into the club because of the party and they didn’t give her any of the decencies that she deserved! I definitely won’t be going back there anytime soon!  (Attention Pacha!   You are now on notice that KimG and her entourage will not be attending any social activities at your venue… yeah, I hear ya, Pacha… Kim who?)”

Sourcehttp://celebritymagnet.com/blog/2011/02/28/milo-a-no-show-for-hailey-glassmans-nyc-birthday-bash/#more-1875

Danny Pro’s Site:  http://dannyprovenzano.com/index.html

Pacha Nightclub:  http://www.pachanyc.com/ (It’s pronounced ‘Pasha’)

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Kim G… Stickin’ to the ‘Magnet’

Recently received this press release about the Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Kim Granatell (remember her?):

  Kim G, landscaper

Keepin It Real with Kim G….

Celebrity Magnet acquires Kim G as new weekly blogger.  Known as the most controversial housewife, Kim G. is going to fill you in on the hottest places to go, where to eat, what to do all around New Jersey and New York.  Don’t miss weekly plugs on where she is shopping, clothing, style, furs, jewels, exercise and best of all how she is giving back to the community.  This is your chance to see the REAL KIM G, uncut, uncensored.  Get ready to fall in love.

Find Kim’s new blog at
www.CelebrityMagnet.com

NOTE:  Anything for Kim to stay close to her magnet, Tom Murro…