The Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s part-time Housewife, Kim Granatell (KimG) has another part-time job as a contributing writer on her celebrity magnet ‘friend,’ Tom Murro’s site. I had been debating whether to post her latest and I decided to post it because it is ridiculous on many levels…
Kim G’s latest, written for ‘da magnet’:
“Saturday night was Hailey Glassman’s 24th birthday party at Pasha (it’s Pacha), a huge nightclub on W. 46th St in New York. And let me tell you, Pasha did wrong by Hailey. The night began great. Everyone was drinking Cristal in the stretch limo together. Trouble, though, seemed to come with the club. (Uh, why is KimG, a woman pushing 50-years-old, drinkin’ on the way to a 24-year-old’s party?OK… forget the drinking part, just why is she going to a party for a 24-year-old?)
“There was a VIP list of approximately 50 people which included myself, Tom Murro, Tom’s wife Kelly (yeah, don’t forget the wife!), Donnella Tilery, creator of the first ever New Jersey Fashion Week, Kerry Schwartz from VH1’s Frank the Entertainer, Olympic box Eric Kelly, and my old friend Danny Provenzano. NBA star Eric Williams from the Boston Celtics was also on the list after Hailey met him on the ferry and invited him that day. (Remember when KimG met ‘on parole’ Danny? He disgusted her and she said as much on RHONJ and told Danielle never to bring him around her again… now he’s her ‘old friend’?)
Danny Pro… remember him??
“And what happened was, certain people on the list were denied entry, including Kanye West’s manager. Some got in, but weren’t allowed access to the VIP area. These people had to pay $60 to get in to the regular area of the club. They weren’t in the area with Hailey and her guests and the $60 didn’t even get them a drink! That night, Pasha was an open club which hugely benefited from word getting around that Hailey’s party was that night. At 1 AM when I left, the place was packed! So, the few who were allowed into the VIP area were in an area upstairs, where we could look down on the club below. Those on the list who had to pay were stuck downstairs. (Yo! Kim, you could have stepped in and helped out the VIPs you were looking down on…)
Tom’s leg over and arm around Kim G… in body language that means ‘possession’… are you OK with that Kelly??
“My old frenemy Danielle Staub was also on the list, but denied entry. She never ended up coming in. But, maybe that was because she heard I was already inside? (Does KimG think she intimidates Danielle?… that’s funny!) Michael Lohan was also part of the VIP invite list and through a source close to him was quoted as saying “I love Hailey like a daughter and wouldn’t miss her party for the world.” Well guess what? He was MIA. Missing in Action. And what’s more, he was given a first class ticket to NY, all expenses paid. And he still didn’t show up. I guess he really doesn’t love her too much as a daughter, huh? Once again Milo succeeds a doing what he does best, NOTHING! (Milo’s connection with Hailey was through Jon Gosselin when Hailey was his girlfriend and that’s been over, done, burnt for years. Good for Milo for not showin’ up… he has his own 24-year-old to be very concerned about… and he probably used the ticket to visit his Long Island home, realizing that maybe he’s a little out of place as a 50-year-old partying at a club in honor of a 24-year-old…. point for Milo!)
“And on top of all of this, Pasha was supposed to provide bottle service for the, let’s say, 30 people that got in the VIP section. You know, you are supposed to keep the liquor flowing and flowing. Do you know what we had? One bottle of vodka. Imagine, one bottle of vodka for 30 people!! (Kim or anyone in her group could have easily fixed this slight… buy some booze and don’t talk about it or complain about it… wouldn’t you do that for your ‘friend’ to make sure her party goes well???) Hailey brought, I bet, hundreds of people into the club because of the party and they didn’t give her any of the decencies that she deserved! I definitely won’t be going back there anytime soon! (Attention Pacha! You are now on notice that KimG and her entourage will not be attending any social activities at your venue… yeah, I hear ya, Pacha… Kim who?)”
Danny Pro’s Site: http://dannyprovenzano.com/index.html
Pacha Nightclub: http://www.pachanyc.com/ (It’s pronounced ‘Pasha’)