MELISSA AND JOE GORGA: Da Gorga’s New House…

Good grief!!   Da Gorga’s musta got themselves a gigantic raise from Bravo!

I'LL BE BUILDIN' IT ALL BY MYSELF!!

I’LL BE BUILDIN’ IT ALL BY MYSELF!!

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PORSHA STEWART: Cover Your Ears!! FrontPorsha Thinks She Can Sing!

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FrontPorsha not only can read, but FrontPorsha says she has vocal abilities and will be releasing a single soon!! Porsha explained her reasoning for putting out an EP as opposed to a full album. “It will be about 5 songs,” … Continue reading

MELISSA GORGA: MeGo Gettin’ Slammed For Congratulating NayNay…

Melissa Gorga sent a “way-t0-g0″ tweet to NayNay and the RHOA… and was quickly shot down by tweeters accusing her of not really congratulating NayNay, but slamming Tree:

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NOTE:  Is MeGo THAT uninformed to say that NayNay has never thrown products at her “fans”???  NayNay has done plenty of pushin’ products!  

Who could forget the “Nethia” shoe… from August 2012???

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BUY MY STUFF!!!!

BUY MY STUFF!!!!  I “CREATED” THIS SHOE ALL BY MYSELF!!

SH **EXCLUSIVE** … MissAndy’s Special Request Of SH Readers… Which Housewives Would YOU Dump??

MissAndy wants to know!!!

ANDY DUMP THE HOUSEWIVES PG

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him! David Gebbia after watchin’ CreepyCarlton’s sex movies… and drinkin a case of Schlitz. Martin Genis… who always fills his home-on-wheels back … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA: What The Hell Did MeGo Do To Her Face… Again???

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What the hell is Melissa Gorga doin’ to her face?? MeGo was posin’ with her plastic surgeon…after her very obvious lip-plumpin’ injections and cheek implants!  Did MeGo have a boob job, too? A look at the many faces of Melissa! … Continue reading

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SH **EXCLUSIVE** ANOTHER Sign In Front Of Tree Joodice House!! And…MORE!

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AN OC Housewife knew the owner… Sign next door to KomaKathy’s house… DrunkOtis’ house…2010… DrunkOtis’ hubbend strikes back!! FEBUS tried to get rid of them… nobody buyin’!! Crooksy ain’t kidding!! MO-Reese advertising while sellin’ real estate… Countless LuAnnie’s sign in … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: Next Season Story Line… “Old v New”…Teresa, Melissa and Dina FIGHT With Napolitano Twins and Amber Nicole

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The Housewives are just so predictable!  Anyone could write the next season’s story lines.  Really, what else are they going to come up with??  They cannot continue the Gorga v Joodice feud… that was annoying and boring two seasons ago! … Continue reading

BEST OF: MissAndy… Miami Housewives… ATL Housewives… RHONY

Rounding up the BEST OF the funniest photoshopped items from Miami, New York and Atlanta…also including MissAndy!!

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BEST OF… The Real Housewives of New Jersey

A retrospective of the best and funniest photoshopped RHONJ items!

 

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(Many thanks to SH readers “HousewifeHoe” “Maya” “Theo” “PMG” and “Jozy”!!!)

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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES… TAKIN’ A LOOK BACK: What Was Goin’ On In December… One, Two and Three Years Ago!

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While looking for something else, got lost in the past! These are some of the interesting items discovered from around this time three years, two years and one year ago around this time, which you may have totally forgotten about… … Continue reading

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STOOPIDEST WORDS SPEWED BY A HOUSEWIFE: We Have Another Winner!!

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After many reminders of the dumbazz words which heave and erupt from the Housewives mouths, have relegated HagfaceKyle’s “winning words” to the side… and will feature MORE ridiculousness gushed from the Housewives! Today will feature the intellect of one of … Continue reading

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FROM 2011: Teresa Giudice… AWWW… WE LOVE OUR LIL MILANIA!… A VIDEO RETROSPECTIVE!!!

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From December 20, 2011… IT’S A JOODICE CHRISTMAS…   BUT, FIRST A MILANIA VIDEO: ANOTHER JOODICE CHRISTMAS VIDEO: OUR LIL MILANIA:   AND, OF COURSE… LIL MILANIA… “GIMME PIZZA YOU OLD TROLL”… THOSE JOODICE KIDS CAN ONLY WISH!   AND… … Continue reading

MELISSA GORGA: Takin’ A Look Back At MeGo’s Christmas Party Preparations… With “FabulousFred”

Let’s take a look back at MeGo’s preparation for her 2011 Christmas party… with “FabulousFred.”

“Fabulous Fred stops by to review Melissa Gorga’s Christmas party/event… FabFred said that the party would be at least $50,000… and that was with schlubs for servers.

If Melissa goes with attractive servers who can speak, FabFred’s gonna add another $10000…  Like who has a step and repeat at a Christmas house party???”

 

MELISSA GORGA, TERESA GIUDICE: Caption This… What Is Melissa Gettin’ Tree For Christmas?

MeGo was doin’ her Christmas shopping early this year… and had her list prepared!  WHAT did MeGo write on her list???

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: JuicyJoe Giudice In Court For Drivers License… SkankyJo 2014 Calendar… “Affluenza” Parents Scofflaws… DrunkOtis’ Story Line Done Before… FEBUS Christmas

JuicyJoe Giudice in court today for a status meeting with the judge.  No plea deal was reached; trial date set for January 6; no need for Tree to be there.  If found guilty at trial, Juicy is looking at a … Continue reading

MELISSA GORGA, JOE GORGA: “I Don’t Wanna Go To Tree’s For Christmas Eve”!!!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey is filming now, so we’ll be getting the Christmas dilemma… the same one faced by JoeyMarcoGorga two seasons ago:

 

Even more bizarre… from two seasons ago… was the FEBUS crew sittin’ around talkin’ about what Tree was wearin’!!

MELISSA GORGA: The Different Faces Of MeGo… And… What Is This?

Came across several photos of Melissa Gorga… and her appearance seems to have changed in the past few years…

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An THEN came across this!  What the hell did MeGo do to herself???  Are these bronzer lines???

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