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YOUR WEEKEND READING PROVIDED BY AmberMarchese’s BravoBlog… Eye Masks Necessary For Naps!

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Florida…well let me start by reminding you I was there to celebrate being 5 years cancer free! Did I ever mention that I was diagnosed with breast cancer?  Who could forget??  How much of those millions that LawsuitJim received in … Continue reading

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RHONJ Preview: Scripted Call Prompts Sound From Teresa Only Dogs Can Hear!

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MelissaGorga Short BravoBlog: Pray For “Those Four Sweet Girls”

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Hi everyone, Sorry for the late blog. We filmed the reunion all day Sunday and my kids have schedules that are often times busier than mine, so I finally had a second to stop and write. ‎I’m not going to … Continue reading

RHONJ Preview: NJ Twins Tell Their Tale To ChineseBubba And KomaKathy!

The “Rino slept with Santa” story line has passed the point of simply BOOOORING, has hurdled over being a YAWNFEST, has vaulted past being a SNOOZEFEST… and has sprinted to the finish line of being the most TRITE, TIRESOME, TEDIOUS AND TREMENDOUSLY TASTELESS Housewives SNOW JOB of a SAGA… EVER!!  (This scene was obviously shot after filming wrapped on the RHONJ to feature ChineseBubba’s comeback!)

BAD ACTING!! MeGo’s DanceMoves… Ambien’s Cancer Scare!

The funniest scene on tonight’s RHONJ:  MelissaGorga spent all that money on those dance lessons with Chris Judd!!  Watch as MeGo does some choreography before Ambien lights up.  Ambien gets the “BEST ACTING” award for her flailing, wailing and all-around subjugating herself to her cancer-causing cigarette!!   For someone who is educated on cancer, Ambien should know that lighting up one smoke is not going to instantaneously reignite her cancer!  ACTING!!

RHONJ Preview: Battle In Boca

The shameless bad acting by Ambien is obviously producer-induced!  Has anyone informed DumbassAmbien that the chances of cancer occurring or recurring from smoking one cigarette is infinitesimal?  MeGo takes on the role of “Mom”… which is waaaaay outside of her realm.  JoeyOrgan tries to take on the “Daddy” role for these subhumans…and the RinoRumor story line just won’t die.

RHONJ Preview: Battle In Boca II

Ambien’s acting is over the top as she tries to mimic AngelinaJolie in “Girl Interrupted”… the Marcheses are obviously the couple told by producers to “bring the drama”! SaintZina is just there to observe, as she does nothing.  She’s probably thinking about how to increase the charge for shipping her t-shirts.   MeGo goes full-on “Mommy” mode when she scolds everyone for talking about mothers! NO! NO! You don’t talk about mothers!  NO!

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Ambien Wrote-Another-Novel aka BravoBlog… Have Pillow Ready…

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PREPARE YOURSELF BEFORE READING AMBIEN’S NOVEL. Take some No-Doz or just have a pillow handy to protect your head when you start falling asleep from reading this extraordinarily exaggerated overly long BravoBlog…OR put aside a few hours a day over … Continue reading

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MeGo’s Quick But Heavy With Hypocrisy BravoBlog: “Just can’t understand why certain things come out of people’s mouths!”

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  WARNING!!!  Have duct tape handy while reading this hypocritical mess.  Duct tape is the only safe method to stop your eyes from rolling… Hi everyone!   What happened to “HI LOVERS!”??… I think my facial expressions say it all … Continue reading

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RHONJ Preview: BubbaJax’ “Spicy” Relationship… The Disconnect With RHONJ… The Reinvention of MeGo!

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There’s a REAL treat on the next RHONJ!!  The conflict in Florida heats up as Jim has a difference of opinion with Dina, Melissa, and the twins as the shocking rumor about the twins’ family is revealed.  Back in Jersey, Teresa … Continue reading

RHONJ Preview: Marcheses Get Da Boot!

Amber steals Tamballs’ white eyeliner and SaintZina steals the TopChef tagline…when she asks the Marcheses to pack their stuff and leave!

RHONJ Deleted Scene: Amber LocksLips With HouseHusband…SaintZina Picks Her Nose!

The only reason to see this is to witness SaintZenDina pick her nose…

NOTE:  They all watch with amazed looks on their faces, when everyone knows that they would ALL do the same if the script called for it!  Which of these new HouseHusbands will get the required butt shot for MissAndy??  JoeyOrgan is out, as he’s already happily done the butt shot… twice!

RHONJ HouseHusbands In A Tiff

It’s hysterical to see MeGo as the designated “voice of reason” on the RHONJ!  When will she break out her auto-tune machine and resume her lifelong passion of singing?   Would rather watch JuicyJoe tackle JoeyOrgan … or did JoeyOrgan tackle Juicy?  Whatever.  Would rather watch the two Joes go at it than watch this badly acted tripe:

Just for the hell of it… a little reminiscing of MeGo’s singing:

 

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RHONJ Car Dealer Ripoff…

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Remember those high-end automobiles in which MeGo was posin’?  The dealership owner thought that having a Housewife associated with his wheels would bring in customers.  He was wrong.  In fact, BobbyKhan, the owner of Emporio Motors in Ramsey NJ not … Continue reading

Whatever Wednesday: Whatever Happened To Sex Tips From Da Gorgas?

Whatever happened to da Gorgas being the sex couple on the RHONJ???   Watch as da Gorgas give their personal sex advice back in September 2013 on Dr Oz… a far cry from this season’s MeGo being the innocent know-nothing when it comes to raunchy sex:

 

Let’s Compare And Contrast: RHONJ At Grocery Store vs Milania At Corrados

Which is worse?  The RHONJ adult subhumans grocery shopping in Florida in early 2014 or Milania ripping it up at Corrados back in 2011??

 

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JuicyJoe Asking A Measly $30,000 For RHONJ Reunion Show Appearance

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Joe Giudice is demanding Bravo pay him $30,000 to appear on the Real Housewives Of New Jersey reunion shows, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. Joe and his wife Teresa are expected to be sentenced in connection with their bankruptcy and fraud … Continue reading

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MeGo’s Preposterous-You-Gotta-Be-Kidding BravoBlog: Says Da Gorgas Haven’t Let This Whole “RealityTV” Thing Take Over Their Lives!

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Hi Dolls!  MeGo reverting back to “Hi Lovers” is not far off! Such a great time on WWHL with Andy last night. Joe and I always have a blast and love being there. The Bravo family is such a great … Continue reading

MelissaGorga…Did She Or Didn’t She??

 The ever-changing look of Melissa Gorga…

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MeGo’s come so far since her 2011 half-assed days!!

 

RHONJ Preview: More Of The Same BOOOOORING Story Lines

SaintZenDina shows again why she’s no SaintZenDina…BigGayRosie returns… another scene with OrientalBubbaJax…and viewers are supposed to care about the ridiculous HouseHusbands feud: