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THE PHONY CASTING CALL FOR BRAVO HOUSEWIVES!! It’s Hysterical!! Was It Written By A Housewife Ghostwriter??

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The Real Housewives on Bravo  Casting for new wives for Bravo Network TV Show “The Real Housewives”. The infamous reality television series “The Real Housewives” which airs on Bravo Television Network is looking for new housewives for a brand spanking … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM! Guess The Broke Housewife And Her Unemployable HouseHusband!

FromCDAN:

This Real Housewife couple claim they are cutting back spending.  The truth is they have no money to spend.  

Their entire income is from the show or appearances.

No one will hire the husband any longer and creditors garnish the majority of their income because he has so many loans in default.

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(Thanks “chameleon”!!!)

NOTE:   We did a RHONJ lawsuit comparison back in 2013.  Take a look at the long list of lawsuits filed against Melissa Gorga, Joe Gorga and Gorga Enterprises… HERE.

SH WITTY WEEKEND! Caption This… Captioned!

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“Jeckyll and Hyde” will receive an autographed copy of premier home builder, JoeyOrgan’s house plans for his dream home in FranklinLakes.  FinePrint: Winner must retrieve house plans from NewJersey landfill. 

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MELISSA GORGA: Looking For Atten-Shun… Taking Twitter Questions! Missy Says JoeGorga Works Real Hard!

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MissyGorga just so happened to have some time for questions!! Missy says that her new house will still be built and that JoeyOrgan really works!!  Missy didn’t say what exactly JoeyOrgan does… just that he works real hard, he’s a … Continue reading

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TALE OF TWO GORGAS! Scared/Not Showing Off… Not Scared/SHOWING Off! Which One Is It??

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The Gorgas are in the same business as the Giudices,” a source close to the couple told Radar Online. “So that’s really hitting close to home. There’s a fear: could the government come after them? Could the government be looking … Continue reading

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THE DESPERATION OF THE MARCHESES… LawsuitJim Says We Don’t Need Teresa On RHONJ

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THE DESPERATION OF CAMBER AND LAWSUITJIM… Jim Marchese Plans To Return For ‘RHONJ’ Season Seven.  Unfortunately, LawsuitJim is doing some of his own crystal ball futuristic planning and hoping that Bravo and MissAndy hears him! Camber is marching on with her … Continue reading

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The RHONJ Casting Call Has Failed… Says Mystery Source!

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  “Real Housewives of New Jersey” sent out a casting call because they decided to save the show while Teresa Giudice is in prison. According to ROL, they are not having any luck finding the right family to fill the … Continue reading

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MORE HOUSEWIVES TWEETS!! DrunkO “BuyMyStuff”! HagfaceKyle TV Mystery! BYE NayNay! Loada’s LifeAdvice! WackyJackieChan Pushing Drink! Missy Tweeting “MORE Gorgas”!! B-Day Cards For Teresa’s Kid!!

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DrunkOtisStore… BUY MY CRAP STUFF!!!   Seriously… who is buying this junk? \    HagfaceKyle can’t figure out her TV… Loada is STILL giving out her life advice… Perhaps Loada could be cured of all her ailments by drinking some of … Continue reading

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CASTING CALL FOR RHONJ…

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There’s allegedly a casting call out for the RHONJ. These casting calls never result in any actual Housewives being selected.  You can see all of Caparoula-Rich’s credits at StaffMeUP… she’s cast other Bravo shows, but no involvement with RHONJ.   “CASTING … Continue reading

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! IT’S A CLASSIC…

It’s hard to believe that MelissaGorga simply threw away all of her God-given talent when the RHONJ went on hiatus!  

Missy threw away her vocal talent, which she cultivated since a very young child, to sell bold and glamorous cheap junk jewelry… she’s now a “designer” for the Housewives “buy my stuff” channel, HSN!

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SH “HIT AND RUN”: Look Inside! Shane Keough…SkankyJo… LuAnn Crowing About RHONY… Alana Eats A Burger…KimRichards TV Show “Where’s Larry” …Mohamed Hadid Sued…Tamballs In 80’s Dance Video!

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  Jeana Keough’s son has had it selling real estate in OrangeCounty.  Sean Keough has ditched OC for bigger real estate horizons in LasVegas…and to be with his girlfriend, MissNevada. SkankyJo does more bikini shots… Speaking of SkankyJo… Mohammerhead is … Continue reading

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s Singing Career?

Whatever happened to MissyGorga’s pursuit of becoming a fabulous lip synching singing pop star?  In this look at her quest, she and JoeyOrgan arrive at JohnnyWright’s compound… where JoeyOrgan thinks that Missy could be MelissaGaGa:

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BLIND ITEM! Guess The Housewife! Whose Daughter Has Sex Tapes?

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From CDAN: The daughter of this Real Housewife is the most popular student at her college. Not only has she sent out naked photos of herself to a ton of people but she is the one who will do anything … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”

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DrunkOtis now issuing dates/times of when she’s drunk! DrunkOtis got a name for her wine!! Tamballs’ still selling her used junk on EBay…comes with used kleenex and damp sports towels. Camille gets a cover… HagfaceKyle will be looking just like … Continue reading

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They Just Will NOT Go Away! Another RHONJ “Star” Appears! Boyfriend In Prison 13 Years…

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Every single person who has appeared on the RHONJ is jockeying for a role IF the RHONJ returns.  Danielle has suddenly become fast friends with the twins and Camber… and FEBUS and her crew have been issuing those “mystery source” … Continue reading

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YOU MIGHT BE A HOUSEWIFE…

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If you love throwing intimate dinner parties for your closest friends… that you just encountered during a pre-production meeting.  You might be a Housewife! If you can delude yourself into thinking that anything you do on a “reality” show is … Continue reading

RHONJ Return Dependent On FELONTeresa

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From TMZ:

We’ve learned Bravo is seriously considering shelving “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” until Teresa gets sprung … they think she’s THAT important to the success of the show.

Our sources say Bravo execs have been holding meetings and they’re “strongly leaning” in the direction of putting the show on ice, because without Teresa it’s boring. Bravo is worried a bad season could tank the show, and it’s just safer to wait.

This is not sitting well with the rest of the cast. Bruised egos aside, the women are pissed at the prospect of not pulling in a paycheck for more than a year. She’s serving 15 months.

Teresa, who has a conflict with virtually every other “housewife” on the show, can almost certainly use this turn of events to her financial advantage. It’s pretty basic … the more the network needs you, the more you make.

We’re giving this item a huge…

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as we’ve been saying this since the last season of the RHONJ ended.

NOTE:  Despite all the obvious PR items put out by the EX-NJ Housewives about the RHONJ returning, cast members of the last season doing their best for attention and the reports of focus groups determining the fate of the RHONJ, ONE thing is very clear:  Bravo is closely observing the affect Teresa’s stint in Danbury affects her popularity.   IF Teresa’s rabid fan base remains and/or grows, Bravo will revive the RHONJ or reward Teresa with her own show.  IF Teresa’s fan base dwindles, the RHONJ won’t return and the possibility of some type of a Joodice spinoff show is dead.  

The RHONJ has ALREADY had a disastrous season and the hopeful projections of FEBUS to bring her crew back to resuscitate the show is simply laughable.

Teresa’s “people” are doing as much as they possibly can to keep her name in the spotlight… even putting out those mystery source items…to prove to Bravo how valuable Teresa is to the network, despite her being a felon.  The direction Bravo takes totally depends on various indicators, which include responses/comments to the items re FELONTeresa.

For those totally unaware, ALL Danbury inmates are required to perform chores… even making their own beds!  

(Thanks “FLPhil”!!)  

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SH “HIT AND RUN”

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Has MissAndy banned the Housewives from appearing on the WendyWilliamsShow?  It certainly appears that he has. The reason for the ban of the Housewives?  WendyW brought up MissAndy’s engagement to Sean Avery.  NOTE:  We’ve been keeping an eye on that … Continue reading

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SH WITTY WEEKEND! Caption This… CAPTIONED!

CAPTION winner GORGA SEX TAPE

“Curly Q” will receive Missy’s old feather skirt from 2012 shown in photo.  FinePrint:  The skirt also comes with a semi-truck packed with unsold CD singles of “On Display”!  You must have a valid CDL to claim this prize!

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TREE’S LATEST ATTORNEY JAMES LEONARD…RHONJ SuperFan… Negotiated KomaKathy and MissyGorga’s Bravo Contracts

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From January 19, 2012… Who is “anonymous” who shelled out $10,000 to have some spaghetti with Missy, KomaKathy and RancidRichie?  The presence of “Real Housewives of New Jersey” stars Melissa Gorga and Kathy Wakile helped raise extra money at a Saturday-night fundraiser. The event … Continue reading

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First Visit To Danbury Scheduled Saturday

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“Real Housewife” turned jailbird Teresa Giudice is getting a visit from husband Joe and daughters Gia, Gabriella, Audriana and Milania on Saturday, when the family will head to Danbury Federal Prison to visit the “Real Housewives of New Jersey” star, … Continue reading

New Bravo-Inspired Cards! Send To Your Favorite Housewife!

Suggested Recipients:   Housewives, Housewives Fans or anyone who aspires to be just like a Housewife!

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BLIND ITEM! Who’s This Delusional Housewife Who’s Peddling A Sex Tape?

Get ready for a new sex tape from another Real Housewife… because DanielleStaub’s stab at a sex tape did wonders for her financially!  

“She is in debt and owes over $100,000.  She thinks the tape would pay that off.  She hopes it will make her a bigger star and earn her lots of money at the same time.”

Sources say that producers are aware of the tape that was made in the last 12 months. Naughty Gossip saw a few screen grabs from the video and can reveal that it is NASTY!

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)  

NOTE:  Unfortunately for this misguided Housewife, her sex tape would hardly cover the $100,000 she owes.  Ask Danielle… DanielleStaub filed for bankruptcy in 2012 after her sex tape.   Claudia says it’s not her!

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WHATEVER WEDNESDAY… Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s “Singing” Career?

Whatever happened to MelissaGorga’s life passion?  How could Missy ditch the talent she was born with? The talent which she worked so hard to showcase on the RHONJ?  How could she NOT lip sync sing after all the time and energy Bravo put into creating her pop star story line??   When will we ever get an answer!?!?!

In this 2012 meeting, JoeyOrgan says about his sexy wife:  “You have a true artist in front of you… so, whateryou gonna do wit dat?”

In additional Gorga news… as predicted, premier home builder JoeyOrgan has decided to sell his dream location in FranklinLakes.  Gorgas will be ensconced permanently in their beaver-damaged spec house!