RHONJ Finale Preview: Twins Tell TeresaG To Stop Gossiping… And Call Her Stoopid!!

Thank you, Jesus; sign of the cross; kisses to the sky!!!  The RHONJ is finally over!!  SaintZina’s reason for returning to the RHONJ gets some attention… instead of the PoscheFashionShow, the finale brawl takes place at a booooooring Ladybug event where the twins confront Teresa about her gossiping and call her stoopid!!!    KomaKathy and MelissaGorga make their useless cameo appearances…

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GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY… MelissaGorga In A Fat Suit! Scares The Crap Outta Her Kids…

From October 2011:  FAT SUIT MELISSA!

How YOU Can Be Just Like The RHONJ …

The low-IQ subhumans of New Jersey think very highly of themselves.  The most laughable of this crew is SaintZina who gives “sex” tips.  Did SaintZina get her “advice” from interactions with Tommy or from listening to 50ShadesOfGrey on a continuous audiobook loop?

RHONJ Finale Preview: It’s All About The Felons!

Poor SaintZina!  Her grand ladybug event gets upstaged by the Giudice’s sentencing… and, how is JoeyOrgan building a house without a license?

Thank you, Jesus; sign of the cross; kisses to the sky… this rotten season of the RHONJ is finally OVER! 

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Who Is MelissaGorga Kidding?!?! Which “Mascara And Lip Gloss” Kinda Day Do YOU Believe?

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MelissaGorga wants you to suspend any thinking brain cells you may have left since watching her on the RHONJ… and believe that THIS is MeGo on a “mascara and lip gloss” kinda day! No, MeGo… THIS is what you look … Continue reading

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The Gorga Characters Which BravoTV And SirensMedia Want YOU To Forget!

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   Do the brainiacs at Bravo and the low intelligence producers at SirensMedia really think viewers are equally dumb?  Apparently the answer to that question is a huge “YES”! Their spoon-feeding of Joe and Melissa Gorga as the “mature” and … Continue reading

A Past Look At The Future! With FelonTeresa And KomaKathy!

Stumbled upon this while looking for something else!!  Who says that Teresa won’t be able to do her own hair when she goes away??

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RHONJ Preview Part I: BigGayRosie Wins In ‘Marry, Shag, Kill’… KomaKathy Makes Kanolli; RancidRichie Is Crude… Melissa Lunches Ambien

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RHONJ Preview Part I:  In this scene filmed after the real filming of the RHONJ stopped to include the come back of AsianBubbaJax to boost ratings, everyone meets up at KomaKathy’s house to discuss AGAIN the never ending Mommy rumor. … Continue reading

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RHONJ Preview Part II: Bobby’s Intentions For Nicole … AsianBubbaJax Has Another CryFest… Gang Up On TeresaGiudice

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Part II:  Bobby tells of his intention to marry Nicole… or is it Ta-Ressa?  After their first encounter at Dunkin’ Donuts, Bobby says that he cannot imagine his life without her.  Is this for real or is Bobby tryin’ to … Continue reading

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RHONJ PREVIEW: Apologize!! SaintZina And Gorga Highly Recommend… TeresaGiudice Not Bowing Down To Nobody!

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SaintZina was not supposed to open her mouth and spread the rumor which Teresa told her…unless the rumor was repeated in an “improper way”.  There’s bombs dropped about Teresa all the time.    Teresa’s not bowing do to anyone for … Continue reading

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Watch As TeresaGiudice Shuts Up Juicy On His DUI… Describes JoeyOrgan As “Hysterical”… Which Housewives Sent Messages?

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On the LAST (Thank you, Jesus; sign of the cross; kisses to the sky!) part of MissAndy’s lightweight probing into Teresa and Joe Giudice on WWHL, Teresa reveals that her brother, JoeyOrgan, will NOT have a hand in raising her … Continue reading

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY! JoeyOrgan Discovers His Wife’s Wenchy “Singing” Talent!

June 2011:  “Some of these singers can’t even sing!”… amazingly, JoeyOrgan does not include his wife in this category!!  Watch as JoeyOrgan, wearing one of his wigs, suddenly discovers his wife’s wenchy “singing” talent!!

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YOUR WEEKEND READING PROVIDED BY AmberMarchese’s BravoBlog… Eye Masks Necessary For Naps!

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Florida…well let me start by reminding you I was there to celebrate being 5 years cancer free! Did I ever mention that I was diagnosed with breast cancer?  Who could forget??  How much of those millions that LawsuitJim received in … Continue reading

RHONJ Preview: Scripted Call Prompts Sound From Teresa Only Dogs Can Hear!

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MelissaGorga Short BravoBlog: Pray For “Those Four Sweet Girls”

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Hi everyone, Sorry for the late blog. We filmed the reunion all day Sunday and my kids have schedules that are often times busier than mine, so I finally had a second to stop and write. ‎I’m not going to … Continue reading

RHONJ Preview: NJ Twins Tell Their Tale To ChineseBubba And KomaKathy!

The “Rino slept with Santa” story line has passed the point of simply BOOOORING, has hurdled over being a YAWNFEST, has vaulted past being a SNOOZEFEST… and has sprinted to the finish line of being the most TRITE, TIRESOME, TEDIOUS AND TREMENDOUSLY TASTELESS Housewives SNOW JOB of a SAGA… EVER!!  (This scene was obviously shot after filming wrapped on the RHONJ to feature ChineseBubba’s comeback!)

BAD ACTING!! MeGo’s DanceMoves… Ambien’s Cancer Scare!

The funniest scene on tonight’s RHONJ:  MelissaGorga spent all that money on those dance lessons with Chris Judd!!  Watch as MeGo does some choreography before Ambien lights up.  Ambien gets the “BEST ACTING” award for her flailing, wailing and all-around subjugating herself to her cancer-causing cigarette!!   For someone who is educated on cancer, Ambien should know that lighting up one smoke is not going to instantaneously reignite her cancer!  ACTING!!

RHONJ Preview: Battle In Boca

The shameless bad acting by Ambien is obviously producer-induced!  Has anyone informed DumbassAmbien that the chances of cancer occurring or recurring from smoking one cigarette is infinitesimal?  MeGo takes on the role of “Mom”… which is waaaaay outside of her realm.  JoeyOrgan tries to take on the “Daddy” role for these subhumans…and the RinoRumor story line just won’t die.

RHONJ Preview: Battle In Boca II

Ambien’s acting is over the top as she tries to mimic AngelinaJolie in “Girl Interrupted”… the Marcheses are obviously the couple told by producers to “bring the drama”! SaintZina is just there to observe, as she does nothing.  She’s probably thinking about how to increase the charge for shipping her t-shirts.   MeGo goes full-on “Mommy” mode when she scolds everyone for talking about mothers! NO! NO! You don’t talk about mothers!  NO!

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Ambien Wrote-Another-Novel aka BravoBlog… Have Pillow Ready…

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PREPARE YOURSELF BEFORE READING AMBIEN’S NOVEL. Take some No-Doz or just have a pillow handy to protect your head when you start falling asleep from reading this extraordinarily exaggerated overly long BravoBlog…OR put aside a few hours a day over … Continue reading