SH **EXCLUSIVE** … MissAndy’s Special Request Of SH Readers… Which Housewives Would YOU Dump??

MissAndy wants to know!!!

ANDY DUMP THE HOUSEWIVES PG

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him! David Gebbia after watchin’ CreepyCarlton’s sex movies… and drinkin a case of Schlitz. Martin Genis… who always fills his home-on-wheels back … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA: What The Hell Did MeGo Do To Her Face… Again???

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What the hell is Melissa Gorga doin’ to her face?? MeGo was posin’ with her plastic surgeon…after her very obvious lip-plumpin’ injections and cheek implants!  Did MeGo have a boob job, too? A look at the many faces of Melissa! … Continue reading

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SH **EXCLUSIVE** ANOTHER Sign In Front Of Tree Joodice House!! And…MORE!

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AN OC Housewife knew the owner… Sign next door to KomaKathy’s house… DrunkOtis’ house…2010… DrunkOtis’ hubbend strikes back!! FEBUS tried to get rid of them… nobody buyin’!! Crooksy ain’t kidding!! MO-Reese advertising while sellin’ real estate… Countless LuAnnie’s sign in … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: Next Season Story Line… “Old v New”…Teresa, Melissa and Dina FIGHT With Napolitano Twins and Amber Nicole

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The Housewives are just so predictable!  Anyone could write the next season’s story lines.  Really, what else are they going to come up with??  They cannot continue the Gorga v Joodice feud… that was annoying and boring two seasons ago! … Continue reading

BEST OF: MissAndy… Miami Housewives… ATL Housewives… RHONY

Rounding up the BEST OF the funniest photoshopped items from Miami, New York and Atlanta…also including MissAndy!!

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BEST OF… The Real Housewives of New Jersey

A retrospective of the best and funniest photoshopped RHONJ items!

 

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(Many thanks to SH readers “HousewifeHoe” “Maya” “Theo” “PMG” and “Jozy”!!!)

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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES… TAKIN’ A LOOK BACK: What Was Goin’ On In December… One, Two and Three Years Ago!

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While looking for something else, got lost in the past! These are some of the interesting items discovered from around this time three years, two years and one year ago around this time, which you may have totally forgotten about… … Continue reading

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STOOPIDEST WORDS SPEWED BY A HOUSEWIFE: We Have Another Winner!!

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After many reminders of the dumbazz words which heave and erupt from the Housewives mouths, have relegated HagfaceKyle’s “winning words” to the side… and will feature MORE ridiculousness gushed from the Housewives! Today will feature the intellect of one of … Continue reading

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FROM 2011: Teresa Giudice… AWWW… WE LOVE OUR LIL MILANIA!… A VIDEO RETROSPECTIVE!!!

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From December 20, 2011… IT’S A JOODICE CHRISTMAS…   BUT, FIRST A MILANIA VIDEO: ANOTHER JOODICE CHRISTMAS VIDEO: OUR LIL MILANIA:   AND, OF COURSE… LIL MILANIA… “GIMME PIZZA YOU OLD TROLL”… THOSE JOODICE KIDS CAN ONLY WISH!   AND… … Continue reading

MELISSA GORGA: Takin’ A Look Back At MeGo’s Christmas Party Preparations… With “FabulousFred”

Let’s take a look back at MeGo’s preparation for her 2011 Christmas party… with “FabulousFred.”

“Fabulous Fred stops by to review Melissa Gorga’s Christmas party/event… FabFred said that the party would be at least $50,000… and that was with schlubs for servers.

If Melissa goes with attractive servers who can speak, FabFred’s gonna add another $10000…  Like who has a step and repeat at a Christmas house party???”

 

MELISSA GORGA, TERESA GIUDICE: Caption This… What Is Melissa Gettin’ Tree For Christmas?

MeGo was doin’ her Christmas shopping early this year… and had her list prepared!  WHAT did MeGo write on her list???

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: JuicyJoe Giudice In Court For Drivers License… SkankyJo 2014 Calendar… “Affluenza” Parents Scofflaws… DrunkOtis’ Story Line Done Before… FEBUS Christmas

JuicyJoe Giudice in court today for a status meeting with the judge.  No plea deal was reached; trial date set for January 6; no need for Tree to be there.  If found guilty at trial, Juicy is looking at a … Continue reading

MELISSA GORGA, JOE GORGA: “I Don’t Wanna Go To Tree’s For Christmas Eve”!!!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey is filming now, so we’ll be getting the Christmas dilemma… the same one faced by JoeyMarcoGorga two seasons ago:

 

Even more bizarre… from two seasons ago… was the FEBUS crew sittin’ around talkin’ about what Tree was wearin’!!

MELISSA GORGA: The Different Faces Of MeGo… And… What Is This?

Came across several photos of Melissa Gorga… and her appearance seems to have changed in the past few years…

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An THEN came across this!  What the hell did MeGo do to herself???  Are these bronzer lines???

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WHICH IS MORE INANE??

BOTH of these Housewives videos are ridiculous!

First is Kenya Moore answering a very obviously-tweeted-message for the express use on WWHL… about Kandi’s weight.

Next is the RHOBH compilation of “Are You Kidding Me”… featuring HouseHusband David Foster…

 

NOTE:  The Housewives have stooped to a brand new lower level… calling each other names.  And, even stooping lower by specifically calling a fellow cast mate “fat”…

 

HOUSEWIVES NEWS: Kyle Richards… Joanna Krupa…WretchedRossi… NayNay Leakes

HagfaceKyle, PierogiePrincessSkankyJo and Wretched BLEEEECH! Rossi have something in common!

They all posed for the paps over the weekend!

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HagfaceKyle was showing how well she’s doing… figure-wise… since her massive body lipo plastic surgery transformation.

SkankyJo was showing how well she can master the art of eating a piece of cake… SkankyJo is actually using a fork!

No plastic surgery for Bruce Jenner

Wretched BLEEEEEECH! Rossi was showing that she can crash a party!  Wretched is shown at a party with 41-year-old Carmen Electra.  NOTE:  Really???  Carmen Electra is 41??  Thought Carmen was OVER 40 when she was 20!  Have never, ever understood all those publications which wrote of Carmen’s “beauty” in such glowing terms!  The chick has always looked like she’s 30 years older than she is…

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NayNayLeakes is revealing everything about her life to bobblehead-on-a-stick GiulianaWhatever on a very special E!News special airing tonight at 10 pm… “NayNay Talks To A BobbleHead.”  NOTE:  We’re givin’ this bizarre “special” 9938374,99837487 Kens!

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SH **EXCLUSIVE**!!! Top Five Torture Songs Replaced… By Housewives Tunes!… New Top Torture Song… Melissa Gorga’s “On Display”!!

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The five songs used to torture people…has been replaced! The US government was deluged with protests, led by many members of the band’s mentioned, after this “top five torture song” list was published by TIME in October 2013… just three … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” FRIDAY: Joanna Krupa On Brandi Glanville… The Jersey Accent…Bruce To Brenda… Da Joodice’s At Pink Concert… Joyce Giraud Calls RHOBH “Disgusting”; Hates Brandi Glanville!

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RHOM’s PierogiPrincess throws in her two cents about DrunkOtis’ alleged racist remark.  “Alleged” because DrunkOtis says there was nothing racist about what she said. The pot talks about the kettle: ‘When you think someone can’t get any lower than that, … Continue reading