Gallery

REAL HOUSEWIVES NEWS: Models Ghostwriters Ramoaner Alana AND MORE!!

This gallery contains 7 photos.

  What happens when you’re a “model” and your mother is no longer a Housewife???   You are no longer an “international” model and have to send out “selfies”!     SkankyJo poses in ANOTHER see-through dress.   NOTE:  It’s … Continue reading

About these ads
Gallery

HOUSEWIVES NEWS KKKelly BF… Miami Season Four… HagfaceKyle HairyLegs…GorgaBikini Shots… Ramoaner WITH Mario…

This gallery contains 9 photos.

Did ANYONE believe that total bullsh*t story about Ramoaner divorcing Mario????  Don’t wanna say “TOLDJA SO”… BUT… Ramoaner tweeted this cozy photo… Next announcement will be Ramoaner on a talk show explaining how much she LOVES Mario and they just … Continue reading

Gallery

FROM THE SH ARCHIVES: MO-Ree-C-O’s Cheating Rumors… MO-Reese Says “RHOBH Is A Game” VIDEO

This gallery contains 1 photo.

ORIGINALLY POSTED OCTOBER 25 2013… Yes, HagfaceKyle Richards actually said that she was “blind SIGHTED” by rumors of JohnTurturro’s infidelities!  NOTE:  The correct term is “blind sided”…   HagfaceKyle also said: “He did not deserve to be sucked into this, … Continue reading

Gallery

BOOK TITLES BEING SOLD AS FOOD IN GROCERY STORES! Housewives Books Now Made Into Food!

This gallery contains 42 photos.

THOSE MORONS AT NPR  are pushin’ MORE people besides that human garbage can, Andrew Zimmern, to eat those great tasting fish heads.  Fish heads which were designated as TRASH.         NOTE:  Getting sick of all those shows featuring … Continue reading

Gallery

TERESA GIUDICE, JOE GIUDICE: GUILTY Plea Deal Explained… Repay Money… Forfeit Property… Tree A “Minor Participant” IF Both Fully Cooperate

This gallery contains 4 photos.

Teresa and Joe Giudice formally changed their plea from “NOT Guilty” … to “GUILTY”… FOUR documents have been filed in connection with the Federal cases against Tree and Juicy.  First, is the Plea Agreement with Giuseppe Giudice a/k/a “joe Giudice”. In … Continue reading

ALEC LEAVING

TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR: What A Shame…Alec And Piers Are Outta Here!!… Teresa Giudice, Melissa Gorga HeadBumpin’

It is with great sadness to find that Alec Baldwin is leaving New York… OOPS!!  Alec threw in that word “probably”!  Alec has threatened to leave New York and to leave the country several times… and he never leaves!

ALEC LEAVING

Alec Baldwin is throwing in the towel. In a candid chat with New York magazine the Oscar-nominee reveals his prediction that he will ‘probably’ have to pack his bags and farewell his beloved hometown of New York City sooner rather than later.  The article, rather dramatically titled I Give Up, takes centre stage on the magazine’s cover.   MORE from TheDailyMail…

GO HOME, PIERS!!

GO HOME, PIERS!!

… and even SADDER!!!   Piers Morgan is gettin’ da boot from CNN!    NOTE:  P’s ratings have been tanking steadily.  Hopefully, CNN and/or other “news” outlets won’t replace BritPiers with another Brit or foreign national who has no idea what American citizens want!  Finally, Piers got the message to BUTT OUT!

. . . “It’s been a painful period and lately we have taken a bath in the ratings,” he said, adding that although there had been times when the show connected in terms of audience, slow news days were problematic.

“Look, I am a British guy debating American cultural issues, including guns, which has been very polarizing, and there is no doubt that there are many in the audience who are tired of me banging on about it,” he said. “That’s run its course and Jeff and I have been talking for some time about different ways of using me.”     MORE from WeaselZippers.com

NOTE:  We can’t stand Piers and hope he’s already no longer on US soil… not only for his gun control stance (which is none of his BritBusiness…), but for very strangely butting in about Camille Grammer!!  

We love Camille and hope she comes back to the RHOBH!!  Would LOVE to hear Camille repeat the lines said about Adrienne by Jello’s mother, “Who is dat “Yolanda” woman?  Who does that “Yolanda” woman think she is… who is she in this world?”

piers tweet kelsey

RHONJ TREE MEGO

AND… if you’re lookin’ for the subject matter of the Housewives, Tree and MeGo are over at TheDailyMail all smilin’ and bumpin’ heads together for photos…

We’re givin’ the fakery of the Joodice/Gorgas 383473629,99834636 DrEvils…

Dr Evil right gif

(Thanks to SH readers “romo” “anon” and “PDM”!!!)

AND… pathetic desperado Housewife, SkankyJo, paid for more bikini shots of herself!     Didn’t Skanky’s 2014 calendar sell???     NOTE:  Really… what IS with the bikini shots??  Those shots did nothing for WretchedRossi… and are doing nothing for PT Housewife!

FROM THE SH ARCHIVES… FEBRUARY 2013… BRANDI GLANVILLE: Let’s Take A Look At What BernieTheInsultChef Had To Say!

brandi white trash pg

While looking for something else, came across this, which was included in an item from February 13, 2013!

AdrienneMagoof’s personal chef, BernieTheInsultChef, had this to say about DrunkOtis a year ago!  Did anyone know how insightful Bernie was at the time??

YOU’RE IGNORANT AND PETTY.
YOUR HATEFUL AND SAD.
PEOPLE SEE DISINGENUOUS, NOT AWARE YOUR ROTTEN TO THE BONE; DISINTEGRATING.
THE FACT:
YOU HAVE BEEN PLACED AMONGST THE LIKES OF YOLANDA & DAVID FOSTER, CAMILLE GRAMMAR, ADRIENNE MALOOF, KYLE RICHARDS, TELEVISION ICON SUZANNE SOMMERS AND LISA TODD HAS RAISED EYEBROWS AND SUSPICION ALL OVER THE NETWORK WORLD.
YOU LIVE IN THE “SAN FERNANDO VALLEY”….
HOW DID YOU GET “CAST” ON A SHOW WHERE NO TRAILERS OR MULES ARE HITCHED?

BernieTheInsultChef had this to say BEFORE this season of the RHOBH began… July 12, 2012:

SO LETS BE REAL….THIS SEASON…
THE GLITZ & GLAMOROUS LIFESTYLES IN BEVERLY HILLS…
HAVE GONE TO THE “DOGS”.
MEAN SPIRITED AND WOMAN GRASPING AT STRAWS WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS.
ITS BECOME GHETTO & TRASHY LIKE A JERRY SPRINGER SHOW.
I FIND IT VERY EMBARRASSING…FROM “CLASS” TO “CRASS” ..
I CAN’T SAY “BRAVO” TO THIS YEARS PERFORMANCES.

NOTE:  Bernie’s words can apply to every one of the BeverlyHillbillians!!

SH ***EXCLUSIVE*** YOLANDA FOSTER: KingDave Rushed To ER After “Too Real” Nightmare! … UPDATE: Even More **Exclusive-y**!! YODA Has House Nightmare On The Same Night!!!

KingDave dreamt that YODA got every one of his three Grammys in a divorce settlement!  Downgraded and financially devastated, KingDave was forced to work with “vocalists” Missy and Wretched!!  

A NIGHTMARE!!  

RHOBH RHONJ RHOC Wretched Melissa David Foster pg

NOTE:  YODA had a nightmare, too!!  YODA awoke sweaty and shaking after dreaming that her Malibu house was sold for $945,999!!   $26 million BELOW asking price!!!  After the BananasFosters divorce, the only offer for that traffic-noisy house was from one of YODA’s rabid fans, who only wanted an unlimited supply of lemons to look exactly like her idol, YODA!!  To see what ConnieUnsellica bought…click on the underlined to see what YODA does NOT want you to see!!

Gallery

MELISSA GORGA: Messy Lookin’ For Sympathy… What Will Melissa Do For Her Very Ill Aunt?… Will Melissa Charge Tickets For A Benefit And Sell Her CDs…As She Did In 2011???

This gallery contains 3 photos.

Melissa Gorga’s relative is ill… she tweeted about it today and is asking for your prayers: After reading Melissa’s tweets, was thoroughly disgusted.  WHY???  Because in 2011, another of Melissa’s aunts, Lorraine Royale, was extremely ill AND financially desperate.  What … Continue reading

Gallery

HOW MUCH ARE THE HOUSEWIVES COMMANDING FOR APPEARANCE FEES??? Which Housewives Are The Lowest… Which Are The Highest Paid??

This gallery contains 29 photos.

THESE HOUSEWIVES ARE ALL LESS THAN $10,000: It’s amazing that somma these HWs “command” any amount! HOUSEWIVES IN THE $10,000 TO $20,000 CATEGORY: YES, this group includes Alexis Bellino and Kelly Bensimon… HOUSEWIVES IN THE “CONTACT US FOR FEE” CATEGORY… … Continue reading

Gallery

FROM THE SH 2012 ARCHIVES, MELISSA GORGA: MeGo Was The FIRST “Fake It ‘Til You Make It” Housewife…Said In 2012 BravoBlog…’Splains How She Got On RHONJ… And Says She and JoeyMarcoGorga Own Four or FIVE Houses! REALLY???

This gallery contains 1 photo.

NOTE:  After reading DavidRae’s article at TheAdvocate re the Atlanta Housewives who are “fakin’ it ’til they make it”… …found that it was Melissa Gorga who first admitted to bein’ a “fakin’ it” Housewife in her BravoBlog from October 2012!   … Continue reading

SH **EXCLUSIVE**!!! MELISSA GORGA… Secretly Contacted Grammy Awards For NEW Category!

BOTH Melissa and JoeyMarco Gorga secretly called the Grammy Awards offices… demanding a new category for MeGo’s “songs”!!!   After pestering the Grammy offices for weeks… 

RHONJ Gorga Grammy pg

Gallery

BRANDI GLANVILLE: DrunkOtis Is Simply Playin’ Her TweeterReaders!!… IT’S HARD Tryin’ To Be A PodCasterMaster!… Takin’ A Look Back At All The PodCasting Housewives!!

This gallery contains 1 photo.

DrunkOtis has given us yet ANOTHER gift of a tweet!! DrunkOtis is now… only NOW…is trying to educate herself on how to become a MasterPodCaster!! And, how exactly does @BrandiGlanville go about learning the art of audio communication?   DrunkOtis … Continue reading

MELISSA AND JOE GORGA: Da Gorga’s New House…

Good grief!!   Da Gorga’s musta got themselves a gigantic raise from Bravo!

I'LL BE BUILDIN' IT ALL BY MYSELF!!

I’LL BE BUILDIN’ IT ALL BY MYSELF!!

Gallery

PORSHA STEWART: Cover Your Ears!! FrontPorsha Thinks She Can Sing!

This gallery contains 1 photo.

FrontPorsha not only can read, but FrontPorsha says she has vocal abilities and will be releasing a single soon!! Porsha explained her reasoning for putting out an EP as opposed to a full album. “It will be about 5 songs,” … Continue reading

MELISSA GORGA: MeGo Gettin’ Slammed For Congratulating NayNay…

Melissa Gorga sent a “way-t0-g0″ tweet to NayNay and the RHOA… and was quickly shot down by tweeters accusing her of not really congratulating NayNay, but slamming Tree:

rhonj melissa tweets congrats to atl

RHONJ tweets in response to melissa gorga tweet congrats to atl

NOTE:  Is MeGo THAT uninformed to say that NayNay has never thrown products at her “fans”???  NayNay has done plenty of pushin’ products!  

Who could forget the “Nethia” shoe… from August 2012???

Screen Shot 2014-01-13 at 9.18.30 AM

BUY MY STUFF!!!!

BUY MY STUFF!!!!  I “CREATED” THIS SHOE ALL BY MYSELF!!