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Instead Of Writing Individual “Thank You” Notes, SaintZina Wrote A BravoBlog!

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  SaintZina uses her BravoBlog to promote all her Ladybug helpers…and their businesses. Let’s focus on the positive shall we?  Hmmm… was there something negative here?? I was over the moon with how this Project Ladybug event turned out. All … Continue reading

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WhateverWednesday: Another Of MelissaGorga’s Musical Performances!!

WhateverWednesday… we never tire of featuring another of MelissaGorga’s totally auto-tuned and lousy lip-synced performances!  Whatever happened to Melissa’s music career?  The career which she prayed for since she was a toddler… the music career which she worked so hard to accomplish… the breakthrough career to which she agreed to exploit when she became a Housewife?  A mystery insider says that the basement music studio which JoeyOrgan installed in their spec house to assist in his wife’s career has been destroyed by a hoard of ravenously hungry beavers!!  This misfortune is a very con-veeeen-e-ent excuse for explaining the complete abandonment of MeGo’s mediocre musical mess!

Watch TabathaCoffey’s reaction around the 2:17 mark:

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MelissaGorga Full Of BS BravoBlog… Says Viewers “See It All”… But Wants Privacy… Starting “Charity”!!

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Hi My Bravo Family,‎  STILL NO “HI LOVERS!”  I say family because I really feel like we are and that all the viewers really do know us now. We’ve been through so much together throughout the years. It’s not always … Continue reading

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SH EXCLUSIVE!! Inside MissAndy’s Mind! Who Will Be The Next RHONJ Star??

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RHONJ Pre-Reunion Fashions: Who Cares!?!

Who cares about NJ “fashion”… Teresa’s look at MissAndy around the :17 mark is the only redeeming part of this typical pre-reunion questioning.  And, what would a reunion be if MissAndy didn’t make a comment about Housewives boobs??

RHONJ Share The Best Tweets They’ve Ever Gotten…

SaintZinaLaurita is just sooooo desirable… the only tweets she gets are nasty sex tweets from all the guys who are after her.  TeresaJoodice says that she just spends five minutes on her ghostwritten twitter.  Ambuh gets tweets about her really bad makeup and blames it on lighting…

NJ Wives Want Danielle Back!!

Pretty sure that Danielle is the ONLY NJ Housewife who hasn’t been back… not many EX-NJ Wives to choose from!!  Watch as MelissaGorga says that she doesn’t know too much about Danielle ’cause she wasn’t around.  Soooo… MeGo is claiming that she didn’t watch the RHONJ?

How The RHONJ REALLY Feel…

In stark contrast to all the phony baloney tears and sympathy now being shed and shown by the NJ Housewives toward Teresa, here’s how they REALLY felt…

THE RHONJ: A Tour de Force of Their Anguished English…

In yet another display of their intellectualism, the RHONJ manage to mangle even more of the English language as they rehearse their scenes…

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Who Would Play The RHONJ In A Movie?

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MissAndy has stopped asking the really deep questions of the Housewives, like “what’s your cup size?”… and has moved on to “who would play you in a movie?” SaintZina = Denise Richards NJTwins = Marisa Tomei Teresa = Herself (Teresa’s … Continue reading

FIRST LOOK AT RHONJ REUNION SHOW: TeresaGiudice Walks Off… Says It’s Her Last Reunion Show

The HouseHusbands even have to muck up the reunion shows… what, no BigGayRosie?  Lovely Bride of Frankenstein hair on SaintZina!  Melissa calls out SaintZina on her “family” values…

Will VictoriaGotti crash the reunion show waving the “truthful” results from her polygraph test??

RHONJ First Look: Teresa/Melissa’s Fake Friendship; SaintZina’s “Charity”

Teresa goes to court… and her PrisonPrepper’s face is blurred out!!  The newly-kind-to-Teresa-Melissa pays a morning visit to the Giudice house, bringing coffee and kids.  The kids are told to “stick by each other no matter what”… totally disingenuous coming from these two!   SaintZina starts arrangements for her “charity”…

 

RHONJ First Look II: SaintZina’s “Charity”; Camber Cuts Her Hair; More Tears For FelonTeresa

More chit-chat about SaintZina’s “charity”… Camber cuts her hair…and more sobbing over FelonTeresa’s sentence:

RHONJ Finale Preview: Twins Tell TeresaG To Stop Gossiping… And Call Her Stoopid!!

Thank you, Jesus; sign of the cross; kisses to the sky!!!  The RHONJ is finally over!!  SaintZina’s reason for returning to the RHONJ gets some attention… instead of the PoscheFashionShow, the finale brawl takes place at a booooooring Ladybug event where the twins confront Teresa about her gossiping and call her stoopid!!!    KomaKathy and MelissaGorga make their useless cameo appearances…

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY… MelissaGorga In A Fat Suit! Scares The Crap Outta Her Kids…

From October 2011:  FAT SUIT MELISSA!

How YOU Can Be Just Like The RHONJ …

The low-IQ subhumans of New Jersey think very highly of themselves.  The most laughable of this crew is SaintZina who gives “sex” tips.  Did SaintZina get her “advice” from interactions with Tommy or from listening to 50ShadesOfGrey on a continuous audiobook loop?

RHONJ Finale Preview: It’s All About The Felons!

Poor SaintZina!  Her grand ladybug event gets upstaged by the Giudice’s sentencing… and, how is JoeyOrgan building a house without a license?

Thank you, Jesus; sign of the cross; kisses to the sky… this rotten season of the RHONJ is finally OVER! 

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Who Is MelissaGorga Kidding?!?! Which “Mascara And Lip Gloss” Kinda Day Do YOU Believe?

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MelissaGorga wants you to suspend any thinking brain cells you may have left since watching her on the RHONJ… and believe that THIS is MeGo on a “mascara and lip gloss” kinda day! No, MeGo… THIS is what you look … Continue reading

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The Gorga Characters Which BravoTV And SirensMedia Want YOU To Forget!

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   Do the brainiacs at Bravo and the low intelligence producers at SirensMedia really think viewers are equally dumb?  Apparently the answer to that question is a huge “YES”! Their spoon-feeding of Joe and Melissa Gorga as the “mature” and … Continue reading