“arabicanut” will receive one free admission to the Housewives Used Boobs Museum. FinePrint: Transportation and lodging to the BoobMuseum are the responsibility of the winner. Winner also must provide their own lunch.
Housewives tweets!! HFKyle’s youngest acting protege… hammin’ it up for the camera! FrontPorcha is just like lil Milania! Monty assures that Kingsley is doing well… Kingsley is even behaved enough or tranquilized enough to visit a dog park! MeGo shows … Continue reading →
From NYDailyNews: Bravo publicly maintains that no decisions have been made yet about the future of “Real Housewives of New Jersey” while Teresa Giudice remains in the slammer. One show insider, however, tells DailyNewsConfidential that several cast members have been … Continue reading →
Tree is not a grudge holder! Let’s see if that statement is true once FELONTree is released from Danbury. So far, Tree is holding grudges against: those dirty rotten bankruptcy trustees; the mortgage companies who gave her mortgages after SHE … Continue reading →
“AnnaCephaly” will receive a visit to Dr. Ferillo’s office! FinePrint: Winner will be entitled to a three-minute tour of Dr. Ferillo’s secret stash of Housewives used boobs! Winner must reside within walking distance of Dr. Ferillo’s office.
MessyG’s interview with Kiss108 starts off with the host asking why in the world would Messy inform the world that she’s getting new boobs via Instagram on May 12; then touches on FELONTree… and ends with Messy saying that MissAndy … Continue reading →
We have to know what happened! How could MessyG have yearned for a singing career since she was a little girl singing on a coffee table to just suddenly stop singing? We wanna know!! In this look back, Tree’s new atty, James Leonard, makes a cameo appearance! The SoulDiggaz tell MessyG she can sing…
It’s MessyG! If you’re a Housewife who desperately needs to stay relevant whilst your show is on indefinite hiatus and your new supply of junky made-in-China jewelry hasn’t come in, so you don’t have anything to push… what would that … Continue reading →
“AnnaCephaly” will receive a personal tour of the FranklinLakes structure by JoeyOrgan himself! FinePrint: Warning! Winner must have access to an abundance of Xanax to take before touring. “OnDisplay” will be blaring in every room throughout the structure.
ANOTHER totally mixed up non-story from ROL! This one seems to have been provided by Camber and LawsuitJim! Those Marcheses have been distributing Camber’s now-over-saturated story about her cancer returning to every media outlet possible… probably with that … Continue reading →
We had nothing to report on Teresa Tuesday, so let’s bring back a favorite WhateverWednesday question: Whatever happened to MessyG’s very exciting singing career? The career which she was born to do? The career which she worked so hard to … Continue reading →
EVERYTHING IS JUST PERFECT FOR TREE… according to her atty!! The same atty who negotiated MessyG and KomaKathy’s Bravo contracts. The lawyer for Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice has had it with rumors flying around about his … Continue reading →
MessyG got herself a brand new bag gig and she’s putting out the word a month in advance!! In addition to selling her junky jewelry on HSN, Messy will appear at a LasVegas-style nightclub in Connecticut!!
NOTE: If MessyG had 1/1000000 of the talent found under JamesBrown’s fingernails, she actually could play… COWBELL!
These chicks will do ANYTHING to stay relevant in the hopes of keeping their jobs. According to ANOTHER “insider” mystery source item, MessyG is forging a friendship with ChineseBubbaJax. Depending on which way the casting for the RHONJ goes, MessyG has … Continue reading →
By the numbers, JoeGiudice was ticketed: Eight times for speeding. Five times each for driving a vehicle with a suspended license, for failing to observe a traffic control device, for unsafe operation of a vehicle and for improper passing or … Continue reading →
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in… … back into TreeJoodice’s BS, a day before “If It’s Tuesday, It Must Be Teresa”! A source close to The Real Housewives of New Jersey star tells ROL that … Continue reading →
“ROMO” will receive the first copy of MissyG’s next book! FinePrint: Missy ran out of money for a ghostwriter. Missy is still looking up words to use in the first sentence of her book. Projected release date for MissyG’s book is August, 2028.
“HBalls” will receive the actual necklace from MissyG’s HSN jewelry collection worn by MissyG during her Jamaica stay!! FinePrint: Upon receipt, the fine piece of jewelry may be extremely tarnished and/or in pieces.
MissyG is in Jamaica. Exactly WHY MissyG is in Jamaica is anyone’s guess. However, it is assumed that Missy’s Jamaica visit has something to do with her being given a raise to reprise her role on the RHONJ. While … Continue reading →
MissJuicy was out and about in Montville wearing his snazzy grey velour track suit. There were lots of photos taken of him, but the most important photo… showing who’s behind the wheel… was not taken!! Cross JoeyOrgan and his … Continue reading →