SH “HIT AND RUN”: CATCHING UP… With MeGo And KomaKathy!

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MelissaGorga explains her house situation.  The FranklinLakes house is still being built, but as an “investment”…

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KomaKathy is desperate for anyone to buy her cookbook… she’s now stopping in beauty salons to sell her pre-signed dessert books!

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 NOTE:  Looks like people are BEGGING KomaK to come to their cities… BEGGING!!  (Those PR “requests” always look good on a Housewife’s twitter, FB or instagram account… makes them appear relevant!)

(Thanks “Josy” “anon” and “Perre”!!)

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Talks Between Bravo And TLC Ongoing… Which Housewives Will Guest Star And Which Will Become Permanent Cast Members?

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“EXCLUSIVE”… In a shocking move, it’s been circulating that Bravo is in highly sensitive talks with TLC, the channel that produces “reality” shows such as:  “90 Day Fiance” “Extreme Cougars” “19 Kids and Counting” “The Little Couple” “Sex Sent Me … Continue reading

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INSTAGRAM PURGING FAKE FOLLOWERS… Will Twitter Do Same? Housewives And MissAndy Affected!

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Celebs with impressive numbers of followers on Instagram may not be as popular as they think. The social media site recently told all users, “Your number of followers has changed. We just completed a fix to remove spammy accounts.” That’s … Continue reading

Another Christmas Memory From The New Jersey Crew!!

AAAHHHH…. the good old days!!!  Christmas at the Joodices was brought up at the RHONJ reunion show.  Melissa says that Juicy called her “raccoon eyes” and Tree says Juicy wasn’t talking about Melissa (which he WAS), but he was talking about KomaKathy!!

JoeyOrgan Agreed To Buy Stock AND Produce Documentary For House Squatter!

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The Gorga’s house squatter says that JoeyOrgan was going to help produce a documentary… after he buys up stock in the squatter’s company!!

“For the record, Mr. Gorga wanted stock in my company because he agreed to assist in the production of documentary related to child support in American, and he represented he has a family member who is owed child support.”

NOTE:  There are so many holes in this one sentence that a toothless beaver could glide right through it!    

MelissaGorga Too Cheap For New Dress… New Year’s Eve Venue Half-Assed!

Melissa’s wearing the same dress, same hair for her NewYear’s Eve promo as her photos for her past appearances.  Melissa’s been wearing the same dress for two years!  Can’t JoeyOrgan buy her a new dress??  Are they that broke?

I'LL BE BRINGIN' JOSEPHINE WITH ME... AND DON'T FORGET TO BRING CASH!!

I’LL BE BRINGIN’ JOEY ORGAN WITH ME… AND DON’T FORGET TO BRING CASH!!

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“Enjoy a 5 hour premium open bar as you saunter through the enormous party castle. When you’re all fueled up, get ready to throw your hands up in the air to the sounds of a live performance from a world renowned DJ… more HERE!”

Melissa isn’t even lip syncing singing at the AMC NewYear’sEve party… maybe because it’s a half-assed movie theater venue!!! 

Melissa Gorga’s Talented Cousin Update!

Looks like Melissa’s TALENTED cousin, TreyC, will be surpassing Melissa in both the singing and acting fields!  Along with just completing filming a reality show to air on WE TV,  TreyC is doing some work for InvestigationDiscovery and completed a 50 Cent video!  Nice going, TreyC!! trey

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Whatever Wednesday! Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s Singing Dream?

In our continuing quest to find the answer to “Whatever happened to Melissa Gorga’s dream of being a singing superstar?”… we present another example of Melissa’s angelic crystal clear voice:

How could Melissa just quit her life long passion?  How could Melissa leave the many fans of her lip syncing singing in the dust?

SH “Hit And Run”…

A MamaJune Sex Tape…

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WILL TAMBALLS GET THE NEXT OFFER??

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GEORGE CLOONEY’S WIFE PICKED BY OLDBAT BARBARA AS MOST FASCINATING.  Prediction:  Watch for George to come back to the US to run for office… probably in California… now that he has a “respectable” wife.

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Tamballs Throws Baby Shower…

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MELISSA GORGA TRYING TO MOLD A NEW PERSONA… Now Appearing At Science Centers!

Melissa Gorga of Toms River, who has appeared on the RHONJ Bravo reality show, headed to the Liberty Science Center in Jersey City on Saturday to host an event with parenting bloggers.

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PETE GIUDICE’S WIFE, SHEILA, SAYS SHUT UP… AND STOP IT!!  Sheila is absolutely correct!!

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We hear from the Gorga’s BeaverHouse Squatter!!!

“First of all, there are numerous parents we provide services that custodial parents need and cannot afford to receive enforcement orders to collect their unpaid child support. We provide parents with lawyers, for 13 payments of $30 and investigative services to find noncustodial parents. Without the investigative services and an affidavit to confirm a noncustodial parent lives at their locations, millions of custodial parents can even acquire a court date.

Are you alleging the attorneys we contract are also scamming clients? Check out the Lionel Ridenour Story (See: ). We were able to fined Mr. Ridenour, obtain an arrest warrant and force him to begin paying the more than $260,000 he owed in child support arrears. The only reason I am using this story to disprove your false allegations is we have a release form the our client to release the story. We also give our program to indigent custodial parents at no cost, so not only do I fined your allegations misleading, they are a result of you failing to do any research into the problems of custodial parents collecting child support in America, which Joe Gorga knows all to well.

For the record, Mr. Gorga wanted stock in my company because he agreed to assist in the production of documentary related to child support in American, and he represented he has a family member who is owed child support.”

NOTE:  Anyone owed child support can represent themselves “pro se” in the Family Division of their County Court.  Family Court WILL find the scofflaw… if he/she is employed!  Many owing child support skip out and find ways to make money which cannot be traced.  However, the majority of states are now interconnected using multiple databases to track someone who owes child support; that person who skipped out can be tracked in minutes.    So, SquatterKai, you have no idea what you are talking about… and you have no idea how FamilyCourt works.  There were no “false allegations” in the item…

887736464663554536 KENS for Gorga Squatter/BadSpeller Kai!

(Thanks “PDM” and “Chris”!!)

GIA’S GIRL GROUP VIDEO: Over Produced And Over Loooong! Where Was AuntMelissa To Teach Them DanceMoves?

In case you missed the video for GiaJoodice’s GirlGroup paid for by TWO “corporate sponsors”… here is the overly produced video done by a “reality” show daughter and her thrown-together-by-a-manager “friends”:

All we gotta say is WHERE THE HELL WAS HORSE-STOMPIN’ AUNT MELISSA to give these 13-year-olds some of those dance lessons learned from Chris Judd??   AND, which one is Gia?

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OOPS!!!  This is going on now!!  Hurry if you want to see the NJ Twins!

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Teresa and her four beautiful dawters hang out with Kim Zolciak NayNay…

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The CelebrityApprentice PR photo… DrunkOtis totally eclipsed by Kenyan!!!

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Tree lighting with the Gorgas… Melissa was not invited to lip sync sing!!

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DrunkOtis hangs out with HeatherT and Tallmark…  WHAT!?!? No EBoost product placement??

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PT Housewife on the only “reality” show which would take her… and her HouseHusband:

(Thanks “Chris”!!!)

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The Phony RHONJ Reconciliation… Ranked 19 On The 10-Point BULLSH*T Scale!!

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NOTE:  We’re calling bullsh*t on this phony baloney reconciliation… and the BS meter exploded!  The ONLY reason these people are showing their new phony solidarity is to set themselves up to negotiate when Bravo offers them $$$ for their possible … Continue reading

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY: Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s “Singing” Career??

We’ll keep asking until Melissa or Bravo issues a BS statement re Melissa’s auto-tune life’s passion!!  Until that time, enjoy Melissa’s primo performance at the tail end of Beatstock in 2011 (this “singing” segment was aired in 2012).  Notice that the crowd is not watching Melissa… JuicyJoe looks so tough in that leather vest:

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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DRUNKS… IT’S AN OLDIE BUT A GOODIE!!!  MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him!  Ellie Judge after listening to Tamballs rant… in person! David Beador…  after drinkin’ a case of … Continue reading

MelissaGorga’s 2011 Christmas Party Preparations… With “FabulousFred”!

Let’s take a look back at MeGo’s preparation for her 2011 Christmas party… with “FabulousFred.”

“Fabulous Fred stops by to review Melissa Gorga’s Christmas party/event… FabFred said that the party would be at least $50,000… and that was with schlubs for servers.  If Melissa goes with attractive servers who can speak, FabFred’s gonna add another $10,000!   Who has a step and repeat at a private Christmas house party???”

How much money are the Gorgas going to spend on their fabulous annual Christmas party this year??

 

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A TYPICAL DAY WITH TREE JOODICE…Before She “Goes Away”!

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8:00:  Woke up.  Hit snooze button.  My cousin Kathy sent me a picture book she made of things that I won’t have in prison.  A picture of an alarm clock was on page 387.  How am I supposed to wake up … Continue reading

SH WITTY WEEKEND! Caption This… MelissaGorga Copies TeresaGiudice Again!

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“Vermont HunnyBee” will receive ten tickets to the “2015 Melissa Gorga Song and PonyDance Spectacular“!  FinePrint: Tickets will be sent to winner as soon as Melissa’s KickStarter-FundMe site raises enough money to purchase auto-tune machine. 

SH EXCLUSIVE!! Gorgas New Movie!

The REAL reason the Gorgas moved back to Montville!  The Gorgas are remaking THE classic beaver movie, with shooting taking place right in their beaver-infested palace.  Bikini-Melissa will be starring in the lead role!  Teresa was offered a bikini role, but declined… telling Melissa that she had another money-making deal involving her bankruptcy attorney. 

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The Gorgas are shopping this trailer to all media outlets, also to zombie fans and beaver lovers, hoping to raise more cash to finish the movie:

(Thanks to our friends from Poland, “Pearl” and “Myth”!!!)

FROM THE SH ARCHIVES 2011: JoeyOrgan Says… “I Don’t Wanna Go To Tree’s For Christmas Eve”!

How things have changed from 2011!! 

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WhateverWednesday: Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s Singing Career?

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She’s been singing all her life.  Singing is her life’s passion.  Singing has been in her blood since she was old enough to climb on a coffee table.  Whatever happened to that singing career which MeGo has dreamed about all … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA’S GUM CHEWING LESSONS!

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WE ALL LOVE TO CHEW GUM… BUT, MELISSA DOES IT BEST!

Melissa shows her very klassy technique of slowly chewing and then gently increasing the rate of gum smacking between her teeth, lips and gums… something to which ALL Housewives viewers should aspire to replicate!  And just one more reason to emulate those elegantly refined and tastefully sophisticated Housewives…  

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WHICH HOUSEWIFE??? Will Go For This “BeautyTrend”?

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WHICH HOUSEWIFE WILL BE THE FIRST TO JUMP ON THIS NEW “BEAUTY TREND”…NEON ARMPITS????  This “beauty trend” is supposedly a sign of empowerment…  YODA already displayed her hairy armpits… will she be the first to go full-on neon?? (Thanks “ChrisH”!!)

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MelissaGorga “Never Leaving” Her MontvilleMarblePalace… Swears There Are No Beavers! Story Lines Abound!!

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MelissaGorga says that she is NEVER LEAVING HER MONTVILLE HOUSE AGAIN!!  And, she swears there are no house beavers.   HOWEVER, the beaver damage has been done… the toothy animals chewed up Melissa’s entire basement recording studio, which means that … Continue reading

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MelissaGorga Thinks Thanksgiving Is Today! Probably From Too Much Taste Testing!

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Melissa Gorga wishes everyone a Happy Thanksgiving… a day LATE!  Too much taste-tasting?  We heard that Melissa and JoeyOrgan got a deal on that shipping container of Fabellini and are rumored to be rebranding the entire container!  Calling it “GorgaQuickGulps” in … Continue reading

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY: Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s Singing Career?

Whatever happened to the phoniest ever “career” on a Housewives show… MelissaGorga’s phony baloney singing??  We will keep asking until we get an answer!!  It’s a shame if Melissa wastes her God-given talent which she is so passionate about!!