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A GORGA THANKSGIVING…

This Gorga Thanksgiving was filmed in 2010 at 9 am… the food was cold.

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WHATEVER WEDNESDAY: Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s Singing Career?

Whatever happened to the phoniest ever “career” on a Housewives show… MelissaGorga’s phony baloney singing??  We will keep asking until we get an answer!!  It’s a shame if Melissa wastes her God-given talent which she is so passionate about!!

BOBBY’S TRUTH!! Bobby Sets The Record Straight…

Bobby Ciasulli’s exclusive interview regarding the story behind the story of his relationship with Jim & Amber Marchese and the betrayal brought upon him. The record is set straight regarding false accusations regarding Bobby and the filming of the show. NOTE: Ya mean that Camber didn’t get a call from Bravo because she was a friend of Melissa???

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MELISSA GORGA: Talks WackyJackieChan And Danielle…

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Another telling little tidbit from MelissaGorga’s HomeShow appearance in March 2014. At the :30 mark MeGo explains that WackyJackieChan will NOT be on this season of the RHONJ. At the 1:10 mark, MeGo states that she never met Danielle. WackyJackieChan … Continue reading

Gorga Etiquette Tip Of The Week: Correct Gum Chewing!

Melissa shows her very classy technique of slowly chewing and then gently increasing the rate of gum smacking between her teeth, lips and gums… something to which ALL Housewives viewers should aspire to replicate!  And just one more reason to emulate the elegantly refined and tastefully sophisticated Housewives…  

EX-NJ Housewife Returning Says “Source”… ALLEGEDLY

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REALLY???  HollywoodLife has an “exclusive” stating that FEBUS is coming back to the RHONJ.

Praise! The great Caroline Manzo will be coming back to the delicious drama of Real Housewives of New Jersey!  A source revealed to HollywoodLife.com that Caroline was offered big money to return, and she agreed!

There’s no word yet on when she’ll be popping back up. If we’re going to throw out a prediction though, we’ll say next season is a safe bet. Teresa Giudice will be heading off to jail, so you know the drama will be insane.

One of the commenters at HollywoodLife said it best:

“Oh goody. An over bearing know it all mother, a cheating husband, a spoiled rotten whiny daughter, a son who can’t make his own life decisions and another son who can’t take the pressure. Here comes drama where T’ drama leaves off. Don’t like Caroline, never did but I guess you gotta make money somewhere. Maybe the old Brownstone isn’t doing well, shrug”

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NOTE:  Thought we got rid of her when she got her spinoff…there could not be a more despicable disgusting shady group of people in New Jersey.  HOWEVER, the Manzoids good buddy and favorite producer, Jacob Huddleston, is back from his failed stint producing RH of Miami and is now producing the RHONJ… and is the brains behind this sure-to-be-a-flop move!  

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(Thanks “JustN” “anon” and “PDM”!!)

MELISSA GORGA EXPLAINS HER HOUSE SITUATION: 2012 “Protecting Her Family” … 2014 Montville House SOLD And Building FranklinLakes House

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FROM MELISSA GORGA’S BRAVO BLOG OCTOBER 2012

Why am I selling my house?

There are some of the most ridiculous rumors out there that we can’t afford it and that we are broke. Joe and I have worked very hard for many years to get where we are today. When we first started the show, we only owned one building. Now we own four or five. Joe was the only one bringing in money for the last few years, because I didn’t work and I was with the kids. Now we are both bringing in money. Why on earth would anyone think we are in that position? It’s just ridiculous. We do pay our mortgage and we are NOT broke.

There is a wonderful thing called the internet where you can look up public records and find out what we paid for our house, the rate on our mortgage, pretty much everything. The truth is this: we put our house up to get away from the negativity. I have to protect my family.

AT THE 2:20 MARK:  Melissa says that her Montville house is SOLD and she and JoeyOrgan are now building their new house in FranklinLakes.  This chat with the non-stop-gum-chewing Melissa is from her visit to a Florida Home and Garden Show eight months ago, March 2014… where people actually paid to see her!  Before she explains her house situation, she also says that people are begging her to write another book; that she is STILL working on her “singing” career with JohnnyWright; she doesn’t watch TV (except for Bravo); and she’s very “hands on” with her kids… except when her mother, aunt and sisters are watching them:

 

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GORGA HOUSE?

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GORGA HOUSE???

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The Gorga’s were trying to unload their Montville house in 2013…

…and were bragging about their new dream house to be built in Franklin Lakes, with JoeyOrgan flashing drawings of his new house back in January…

JoeyOrgan’s Instagram … January 16, 2014…

I'LL BE BUILDIN' IT ALL BY MYSELF!!

… a few months later, JoeyOrgan got approval from the FranklinLakes planning board, which mentions Gorga as the owner of the property:

FRANKLIN LAKES PLANNING BOARD APPROVAL… APRIL 2, 2014

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A MONTH LATER… THE GORGA’S GET A SECOND MORTGAGE FOR $520,000 ON THEIR SHORE HOUSE AT 11 MERMAID LANE.  The mortgage money seems to be a necessary cash infusion to build their FranklinLakes dream house:

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SIX MONTHS LATER…  the FranklinLakes property is untouched and for sale!

GORGA’S 101 JASMINE COURT PROPERTY FOR SALE… NOVEMBER 11, 2014

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AMAZING OPPORTUNITY TO BUILD THIS EUROPEAN TUSCAN VILLA DESIGN MANOR IN EXCLUSIVE FRANKLIN LAKES, ONE ACRE IN CUL-DE-SAC.  WHERE IS THE CUL-DE-SAC?  IT’S A CORNER LOT…

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$2-3$ MILLION DOLLAR NEIGHBORHOOD BY 2014 AWARD WINNING ARCHITECT WITH CELEBRITY DESIGNS.  JOEY ORGAN IS THE “CELEBRITY” DESIGNER???  PLANS ALREADY AVAILABLE AND FOUNDATIONS IS COMPLETED, JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO HAVE BRAND NEW CONSTRUCTION! ALL PERMITS HAVE BEEN OBTAINED INCLUDING POOL.  DON’T MISS THIS CHANCE OR OPPORTUNITY FOR A CUSTOMIZED NEW CONSTRUCTION MASTERPIECE AND DESIGN BY THIS WELL KNOWN FEATURED AWARD WINNING ARCHITECT.

According to BergenCounty tax records, JoeyOrgan is not the listed owner of 101 Jasmine Court… the owner is listed as “ITL Realty”:

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ITL Realty is under the umbrella of The CHT Group, who also lists 101 Jasmine Court for sale…

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This property is vacant land.
It is in the A40 zone.
The property is 0.9100 acres in size.
It was built in 0000.
Tax, Deed, and
Sale Information

In 2013, this property is assessed for $467,000.00. The land is assessed at $467,000.00 and the improvements are assessed at $0.00. In 2012, the property’s assessed value was $467,000.00.

101 JASMINE COURT costs I.T.L. Realty Inc. $7,271.19 annually in taxes.

Results of a search for businesses listing JoeGorga… neither ITL Realty nor CHTGroup is included:

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GORGA’S ARE BACK IN THEIR OLD MONTVILLE HOUSE… MAYBE THEY USED THAT $520,000 TO BUY SOME BOOKS FOR THEIR EMPTY LIBRARY…

Their Montville house alone costs them almost $70,000 a year in taxes!

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THE GORGA’S HOUSE WRANGLING IS ALMOST AS CONFUSING AS CROOKED CHRIS LAURITA’S BANKRUPTCY!

(Thanks to “AnnM”!!)

RHONJ Reunion on The Soup

A Look Back At Old Tweets!!

WHILE SEARCHING FOR SOMETHING ELSE… FOUND THESE INTERESTING TWEETS BETWEEN MELISSA GORGA AND KIMD FROM SEPTEMBER 2012.  KIM HAS A GREAT WAY WITH WORDS!!

SPILL IT, KIM!!

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RHONJ NOT COMING BACK… Until TeresaGiudice Out Of Prison!

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A source close to the production tells Confidenti@l that Bravo expects to shelve the hit show until the future Jersey jailbird gets out of the slammer. While other members of the cast have been anxiously waiting for seventh-season contracts to … Continue reading

A PROPOSED SOLUTION TO SAVE TREE’S KID FROM BEGGING FOR MONEY!!

It’s been pointed out that Gia’s GirlGroup has already recorded their Christmas song… they are requesting $7,500 to make a VIDEO of the song.  According to E!, their FIRST video was financially backed by the group’s manager and cost $5,000… not $10,000 as previously reported.  

IMO, the Girls’Group begging for money is a PR stunt.  What could be better than a story about a young teen whose parents will soon be banished to prison and needs financing to see her dreams come true?  A real Christmas story that tugs at the heart!  

A much better and more palatable end for this Christmas begging story would be that either Gia’s Godfather, JoeyOrgan, or Tree’s BFF, SaintZina cough up the $5,000.  If neither of these fabulously wealthy NJ cast members has the entire $5,000, certainly they could each find $2,500 each!  

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Didn’t JoeyOrgan just dump millions into his latest entrepreneurial garbage venture?   And more millions for his new house?

Hasn’t SaintZina been raking in the big bucks from selling those wedding planning certificates… and from mentioning products via twitter, facebook and instagram?

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Certainly those NJ subhumans could come up with a heart rendering win-win solution for everyone involved.  Their petty cash infusion would not only show their support for Tree’s kid, but would save Tree’s kid from the embarrassment of begging strangers for money!  

NOTE:  They could save major $$$$$ by using Melissa’s basement recording studio for their next song… if it hasn’t been totally destroyed by beavers!!

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HOUSEWIVES STUFF

MELISSA GORGA looking over the “no item more than $19.99″ junk jewelry she’ll be selling to her teen “fans”…

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Apollo’s mystery tweet!  Apollo “went away” in September… tweeted October 22.  Is Apollo using Tree’s ghost tweeter?

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Vicki is lovin’ that fan!!

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Crooks somehow equates being a scammer whose name has been dragged through the mud several times with that of being a self-made man!

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Camber has jumped on the $$$ for appearances train!  For $250 a ticket, YOU can attend the SECOND annual fill a need foundation’s gala.  This foundation will assist adults with autism.  IF their promise of a Hamlet comes to fruition, it would be a wonderful environment for autistic adults.  This foundation is listed on Guidestar; however, there is no information available.

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(Thanks “FLPhil”!!)

THE TRUTH! From FiremanBobby…

PhonyFireman Bobby is threatening to tell the TRUTH… the whole truth and nuthin’ but the truth…about Ambuh and LawsuitJim!  Hope he explains all that contract stuff and tells everyone his and Nicole’s wedding date!

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SaintZina’s daughter would love for Harry Styles to “get in my pants”… how zen.

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$35 PLUS that HWs shipping fee… for 80 cents of beads:

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What happened to JoeyOrgan?  Looks like he could wear MeGo’s clothes… comfortably.

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YODA’S other “model” daughter arrested for DUI, Jello…

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(Thanks “anongirl” and “JustN”!!)

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: Audriana’s Christening

How nice to see all the Jersey subhumans at a Christening…JuicyJoe checks out early:

RHONJ “Lost Episode”: Let’s Make Fun Of Camber’s Commercial!!

“Lost” segments should not be “found”… this “lost” item would have been so much better had KomaKathy and BigGayRosie also been prancing around in their bikinis! 

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY: Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s Singing Career??

Another in the “WhateverWednesday” series to find out whatever happened to MelissaGorga’s passion, her life-long quest to be a singer?  Melissa even contracted the services of the “Soul Diggaz” to led the way to the Grammys!  Melissa is so good that she had everyone in her 3×6 basement recording studio dancing to her auto-tuned song!! 

TERESA’S TEARFUL TOODLE-OO

The hand holding at the end is a nice touch…

Tweeting LawsuitJim…

LawsuitJim talks about his twitter experiences… and then asks if he’ll get paid to stop tweeting.  PUH-LEEEZE!  We all know that these “reality” people are on FB and twitter to get followers to get paid to tweet about the products they’re pushing!  They’ll never stop tweeting!