SaintZinaLaurita is just sooooo desirable… the only tweets she gets are nasty sex tweets from all the guys who are after her. TeresaJoodice says that she just spends five minutes on her ghostwritten twitter. Ambuh gets tweets about her really bad makeup and blames it on lighting…
Pretty sure that Danielle is the ONLY NJ Housewife who hasn’t been back… not many EX-NJ Wives to choose from!! Watch as MelissaGorga says that she doesn’t know too much about Danielle ’cause she wasn’t around. Soooo… MeGo is claiming that she didn’t watch the RHONJ?
MissAndy has stopped asking the really deep questions of the Housewives, like “what’s your cup size?”… and has moved on to “who would play you in a movie?” SaintZina = Denise Richards NJTwins = Marisa Tomei Teresa = Herself (Teresa’s … Continue reading →
Teresa goes to court… and her PrisonPrepper’s face is blurred out!! The newly-kind-to-Teresa-Melissa pays a morning visit to the Giudice house, bringing coffee and kids. The kids are told to “stick by each other no matter what”… totally disingenuous coming from these two! SaintZina starts arrangements for her “charity”…
Thank you, Jesus; sign of the cross; kisses to the sky!!! The RHONJ is finally over!! SaintZina’s reason for returning to the RHONJ gets some attention… instead of the PoscheFashionShow, the finale brawl takes place at a booooooring Ladybug event where the twins confront Teresa about her gossiping and call her stoopid!!! KomaKathy and MelissaGorga make their useless cameo appearances…
The low-IQ subhumans of New Jersey think very highly of themselves. The most laughable of this crew is SaintZina who gives “sex” tips. Did SaintZina get her “advice” from interactions with Tommy or from listening to 50ShadesOfGrey on a continuous audiobook loop?
MelissaGorga wants you to suspend any thinking brain cells you may have left since watching her on the RHONJ… and believe that THIS is MeGo on a “mascara and lip gloss” kinda day! No, MeGo… THIS is what you look … Continue reading →
Do the brainiacs at Bravo and the low intelligence producers at SirensMedia really think viewers are equally dumb? Apparently the answer to that question is a huge “YES”! Their spoon-feeding of Joe and Melissa Gorga as the “mature” and … Continue reading →
RHONJ Preview Part I: In this scene filmed after the real filming of the RHONJ stopped to include the come back of AsianBubbaJax to boost ratings, everyone meets up at KomaKathy’s house to discuss AGAIN the never ending Mommy rumor. … Continue reading →
Part II: Bobby tells of his intention to marry Nicole… or is it Ta-Ressa? After their first encounter at Dunkin’ Donuts, Bobby says that he cannot imagine his life without her. Is this for real or is Bobby tryin’ to … Continue reading →
SaintZina was not supposed to open her mouth and spread the rumor which Teresa told her…unless the rumor was repeated in an “improper way”. There’s bombs dropped about Teresa all the time. Teresa’s not bowing do to anyone for … Continue reading →
On the LAST (Thank you, Jesus; sign of the cross; kisses to the sky!) part of MissAndy’s lightweight probing into Teresa and Joe Giudice on WWHL, Teresa reveals that her brother, JoeyOrgan, will NOT have a hand in raising her … Continue reading →