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MeGo’s GagFest Delusional BravoBlog: JoeyOrgan Is “Talented” Custom Home Builder

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Hi!  WHAT!?!? No “Hi Lovers!”??? Hope everyone is having a great September. I love this time of year — the crisp mornings, back to a routine, back to the gym! I’m feeling good! Oh and let’s not forget the Pumpkin … Continue reading

SH WITTY WEEKEND!! What REALLY Happened To MeGo’s Singing Career…

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“Housewife Hoe” will receive one pair of used ear plugs worn by one of da Gorga’s twelve-year-old fans.  Disclaimer:  Winner will be required to personally secure said ear plugs from twelve-year-old super fan… he’s still wearing them!

The RHONJ Continue To Slaughter Language…

Eggmit it… these NJ citizens are subintelligent subhumans… and not one iota entertaining:

 

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MeGo’s UberBoring BravoBlog: Visit My Trainer And BUY MY STUFF!! From 2012… MeGo’s Passionate About Her Music Career!

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Hi Everyone!  What happened to MeGo’s old “Hi Lovers!” salutation?? ‎One week without writing a blog seems like an eternity!  Not long enough… besides, we all wanna know about MeGo’s serial squatter in her beaver-infested marble mausoleum and not this … Continue reading

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JoeyOrgan… The Michaelangelo Of Home Builders!

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Is there any further proof needed to show that JoeyOrgan is a victim of his own ShortManSyndrome and NapoleonicComplex?  In this disturbing RHONJ preview, da Gorgas meet with their architect to chat about the plans for their brand new Michealangelo-built, … Continue reading

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Gorga’s Scammin’SerialSquatter … Outta The Beaver-Infested Gorga House! Says He Owes JoeyOrgan Zip!

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The serial squatter who has been taking up space in Melissa and Joe Gorga’s marble mausoleum says he will end his fight and move out.  Interpretation:  Patterson could not come up with money for attorney’s fees, let alone a lump payment … Continue reading

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RHONJ Housewives Refuse To Film With HouseHusband… Another Planted PR Item

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Another “SHOCKING” allegation re the RHONJ subhumans fed to ROL to create more interest in the dump of a NJ season.  This is in addition to the disgusting spoon-fed item describing the allegation from yesterday of a “raunchy sex scene” … Continue reading

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JoeyGorga v SerialSquatter Update… Squatter Has 24 Hrs To Pay $23,477

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From TheDailyRecord: Superior Court Judge Stephen Taylor, sitting in Morristown, conducted a bench trial Tuesday and Wednesday on the Gorga’s complaint to evict tenant Kai Patterson for non-payment of rent for the 13,000-square-foot mansion on Pond View. The judge ultimately … Continue reading

Problems Unloading The Gorga’s Marble Mausoleum

Gorgas trying to unload their marble mausoleum for $3.8 million in 2013…but, no one’s biting!   JoeyMarcoGorga says the house could have sold for over **eye roll** SIX million a few years ago… MeGo says that they’re moving because of Tree:

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MORE Of Gorgas v Serial House Squatter… 2012 House Tour With MeGo!!

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From TheDailyRecord: Patterson owes $192,557 as of Sept. 1 and going back to March 1. The sum includes both monthly rent payments of $10,000 and $10,000 each month toward purchase of the home, plus $100,000 that Patterson was supposed to … Continue reading

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The Fakery Continues On The RHONJ…

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Filming for the finale of the RHONJ is over, and rumors are spreading that Bravo allegedly used DullDina’s charity event for the last episode of the season. The NJ sub-humans and the HouseHusbands allegedly did not respect her ladybug cause and … Continue reading

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“Experts” Weigh In On The Life Of Tree’s “Brand”… WHY Tree Has Following?

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ORIGINALLY POSTED AUGUST 2013… Branding “experts” predict that Tree’s brands will weather her legal storm.   The second “expert” asks what everyone has been thinking:  Why does Tree have such a huge, rabid fan base?       NOTE:  Here’s … Continue reading

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Tree’s SickeninglySweet BravoBlog: Insults KevinBacon…Don’t Forget To BUY MY STUFF!

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Hello Sweethearts! We’re still at the Jersey Shore trying to enjoy the last few days of summer before the girls go back to school. How many of you have started already? Summer’s too fast! I don’t want to send my … Continue reading

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MeGo’s SuperShort Totally BS BravoBlog: Forgets Aunt From 2011

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Hi everyone! Ahh! I’m holding onto summer like I hold my red wine glass when I watch the episodes of #RHONJ!  MeGo’s roots are in beer drinking… Let me start by thanking Bravo for showing those beautiful pictures of my … Continue reading

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RHONJ Preview: Debutantes At DullDina’s Dump … Where Do The Housewives Go AFTER “Reality”?

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In this next scene from the diminishing believability of the RHONJ, there is a meeting of the JerseyJuniorLeague held at DullDina’s house.  While the unspoken question on everyone’s mind is “Where’s Tommy?,” the Housewives banter about nothingness in the very … Continue reading

RHONJ Preview: Da Joodices Go To Court…

Does anyone feel sorry for da Joodices??

 

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JoeyMarcoGorga Turns 4-0! Celebrates By HoldingHands And Pushin’ Jewelry!

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JoeyMarcoGorga is the big 4-0.  MeGo celebrated in AtlanticCity with her favorite media outlet there to take the photos to prove how much she and JoGo are in love.  According to USMagazine, da Gorgas were holding hands… ALL NIGHT!! In … Continue reading

RHONJ Preview: JuicyJoe Plays The Blame Game… And A Gotti Gabs

JuicyJoe blames others for ‘taking him down’ when he was at the top… and more slime enters with Tree’s old CelebrityApprentice buddy.  Does anyone care who Rino ‘dated’??  DullDina has used up all of her psychics and has moved on to a Bravo-approved therapist…

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MeGo’s Blah, Blah, Blah BravoBlog: Garbage, Pandering AND Buy My Stuff!!

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NOTE:  MeGo’s blah,blah,blah, big nothing BravoBlog… why bother???  MeGo gives no insight into the RHONJ… Hi everyone, ‎OK, OK… Maybe we shouldn’t put wings on the plasma truck, but I really want it to stand out and make a statement! The … Continue reading