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SH EXCLUSIVE!! Inside MissAndy’s Mind! Who Will Be The Next RHONJ Star??

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RHONJ Share The Best Tweets They’ve Ever Gotten…

SaintZinaLaurita is just sooooo desirable… the only tweets she gets are nasty sex tweets from all the guys who are after her.  TeresaJoodice says that she just spends five minutes on her ghostwritten twitter.  Ambuh gets tweets about her really bad makeup and blames it on lighting…

NJ Wives Want Danielle Back!!

Pretty sure that Danielle is the ONLY NJ Housewife who hasn’t been back… not many EX-NJ Wives to choose from!!  Watch as MelissaGorga says that she doesn’t know too much about Danielle ’cause she wasn’t around.  Soooo… MeGo is claiming that she didn’t watch the RHONJ?

How The RHONJ REALLY Feel…

In stark contrast to all the phony baloney tears and sympathy now being shed and shown by the NJ Housewives toward Teresa, here’s how they REALLY felt…

THE RHONJ: A Tour de Force of Their Anguished English…

In yet another display of their intellectualism, the RHONJ manage to mangle even more of the English language as they rehearse their scenes…

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Who Would Play The RHONJ In A Movie?

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MissAndy has stopped asking the really deep questions of the Housewives, like “what’s your cup size?”… and has moved on to “who would play you in a movie?” SaintZina = Denise Richards NJTwins = Marisa Tomei Teresa = Herself (Teresa’s … Continue reading

FIRST LOOK AT RHONJ REUNION SHOW: TeresaGiudice Walks Off… Says It’s Her Last Reunion Show

The HouseHusbands even have to muck up the reunion shows… what, no BigGayRosie?  Lovely Bride of Frankenstein hair on SaintZina!  Melissa calls out SaintZina on her “family” values…

Will VictoriaGotti crash the reunion show waving the “truthful” results from her polygraph test??

RHONJ First Look: Teresa/Melissa’s Fake Friendship; SaintZina’s “Charity”

Teresa goes to court… and her PrisonPrepper’s face is blurred out!!  The newly-kind-to-Teresa-Melissa pays a morning visit to the Giudice house, bringing coffee and kids.  The kids are told to “stick by each other no matter what”… totally disingenuous coming from these two!   SaintZina starts arrangements for her “charity”…

 

RHONJ First Look II: SaintZina’s “Charity”; Camber Cuts Her Hair; More Tears For FelonTeresa

More chit-chat about SaintZina’s “charity”… Camber cuts her hair…and more sobbing over FelonTeresa’s sentence:

RHONJ Finale Preview: Twins Tell TeresaG To Stop Gossiping… And Call Her Stoopid!!

Thank you, Jesus; sign of the cross; kisses to the sky!!!  The RHONJ is finally over!!  SaintZina’s reason for returning to the RHONJ gets some attention… instead of the PoscheFashionShow, the finale brawl takes place at a booooooring Ladybug event where the twins confront Teresa about her gossiping and call her stoopid!!!    KomaKathy and MelissaGorga make their useless cameo appearances…

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY… MelissaGorga In A Fat Suit! Scares The Crap Outta Her Kids…

From October 2011:  FAT SUIT MELISSA!

How YOU Can Be Just Like The RHONJ …

The low-IQ subhumans of New Jersey think very highly of themselves.  The most laughable of this crew is SaintZina who gives “sex” tips.  Did SaintZina get her “advice” from interactions with Tommy or from listening to 50ShadesOfGrey on a continuous audiobook loop?

RHONJ Finale Preview: It’s All About The Felons!

Poor SaintZina!  Her grand ladybug event gets upstaged by the Giudice’s sentencing… and, how is JoeyOrgan building a house without a license?

Thank you, Jesus; sign of the cross; kisses to the sky… this rotten season of the RHONJ is finally OVER! 

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Who Is MelissaGorga Kidding?!?! Which “Mascara And Lip Gloss” Kinda Day Do YOU Believe?

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MelissaGorga wants you to suspend any thinking brain cells you may have left since watching her on the RHONJ… and believe that THIS is MeGo on a “mascara and lip gloss” kinda day! No, MeGo… THIS is what you look … Continue reading

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The Gorga Characters Which BravoTV And SirensMedia Want YOU To Forget!

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   Do the brainiacs at Bravo and the low intelligence producers at SirensMedia really think viewers are equally dumb?  Apparently the answer to that question is a huge “YES”! Their spoon-feeding of Joe and Melissa Gorga as the “mature” and … Continue reading

A Past Look At The Future! With FelonTeresa And KomaKathy!

Stumbled upon this while looking for something else!!  Who says that Teresa won’t be able to do her own hair when she goes away??

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RHONJ Preview Part I: BigGayRosie Wins In ‘Marry, Shag, Kill’… KomaKathy Makes Kanolli; RancidRichie Is Crude… Melissa Lunches Ambien

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RHONJ Preview Part I:  In this scene filmed after the real filming of the RHONJ stopped to include the come back of AsianBubbaJax to boost ratings, everyone meets up at KomaKathy’s house to discuss AGAIN the never ending Mommy rumor. … Continue reading

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RHONJ Preview Part II: Bobby’s Intentions For Nicole … AsianBubbaJax Has Another CryFest… Gang Up On TeresaGiudice

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Part II:  Bobby tells of his intention to marry Nicole… or is it Ta-Ressa?  After their first encounter at Dunkin’ Donuts, Bobby says that he cannot imagine his life without her.  Is this for real or is Bobby tryin’ to … Continue reading

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RHONJ PREVIEW: Apologize!! SaintZina And Gorga Highly Recommend… TeresaGiudice Not Bowing Down To Nobody!

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SaintZina was not supposed to open her mouth and spread the rumor which Teresa told her…unless the rumor was repeated in an “improper way”.  There’s bombs dropped about Teresa all the time.    Teresa’s not bowing do to anyone for … Continue reading

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Watch As TeresaGiudice Shuts Up Juicy On His DUI… Describes JoeyOrgan As “Hysterical”… Which Housewives Sent Messages?

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On the LAST (Thank you, Jesus; sign of the cross; kisses to the sky!) part of MissAndy’s lightweight probing into Teresa and Joe Giudice on WWHL, Teresa reveals that her brother, JoeyOrgan, will NOT have a hand in raising her … Continue reading