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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES… RHONJ RECAP: Season Three, Episode 18 … “Blood Is Thicker Than Guccis”… HAS ANYTHING CHANGED IN TWO YEARS?

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ORIGINALLY POSTED OCTOBER 6, 2011… TWO Years Ago!! HAS ANYTHING CHANGED????                                                            … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA: Ima Singer!… Who Don’t Need No Fashion Advice…

MeGo, the epitome of femininity and eloquent elegance… while she chomps on her gum throughout this interview… chatted with BlancoBleu about her ear-piercing-get-me-some-cotton-balls-and-ear-plugs “singing” career…

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: Melissa Gorga… “On Display”… #28 And Sinking

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: Melissa Gorga… Talks About Bein’ “On Display”

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                                         I’m “On Display”… “On Display” “On Display”… Someone needs ta take “Me Away,” take “Me Away,” take “Me Away” … ‘Cause … Continue reading

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: Melissa Gorga… The Marco Sisters Meet The Soul Diggaz!!

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                                Melissa Gorga listening to a replay of “On Display”… and being “Displeased.” On last night’s Real Housewives of New Jersey… Missy Gorga’s producers-extraordinaire, the Soul … Continue reading

The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Melissa Can’t Even Sing Scales

Melissa and Joe Gorga go to the Soul Diggaz headquarters where all the big time studio equipment is located.

Listen as Melissa tries to sing the scale… but she’s flat.   How could that be?   Her voice is supposed to be a perfectuly tuned hidden treasure!

Melissa also insists that she NOT be ‘auto-tuned’… but when they show her singing toward the end of this video… great big auto-tune!   Why?    ‘Cause she cannot sing!!!

 

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: Melissa Gorga’s CD Dropped… Lady Gorga

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: Melissa Gorga… “Lady Gorga”(?)

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                                     Betcha Tree’s pissed about this!  Tree has never been featured on Boardwalk Journal.   And, BJ is kinda comparing Missy to Lady … Continue reading

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: Melissa Gorga’s Audition… Will She Be The Next Celine? GaGa? Kesha? Britney?

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Melissa Gorga’s only reason (she says) for stepping on her sister-in-law, Tree Joodice’s reality show territory on the Real Housewives of New Jersey is to jumpstart her singing career.                        … Continue reading

The Real Housewives of New Jersey: A Platinum and Gold Studio… Just for “GoldenVoice” Melissa Gorga

JoGo (thanks AOM!) is building Missy her very own recording studio in their basement…

Missy’s very picky about what she wants… she has to have everything diamondy and sparkly or she won’t be able to sing properly… oh, now that would be too bad.

 

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Melissa Gorga… On Good Day LA

Melissa Gorga from the Real Housewives of New Jersey is in Los Angeles and stopped by Good Day LA to chat about RHONJ.

Samantha Melissa really didn’t have anything to say…  really.  Nothing that hasn’t been heard before…

Samantha Melissa didn’t even touch on the reason she’s in LA… which, according to well-placed informants, is that she and JoeyG are visiting music professionals to get her music career off the ground.

Yeah… good luck with that, Sammy Missy!

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: Joe Gorga hears Melissa’s lilting, melodious voice

This is the very start of Melissa’s storyline on the Real Housewives of New Jersey… and lucky for everyone that Bravo just happened to catch it all on camera. Bravo caught the exact moment that her husband, JoeyG  heard Melissa mangle … Continue reading

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Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Season 3, Episode 5 … “Stick It”

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        Season 3, Episode 5 “STICK IT” JoeyG:  Did youz hear dat???  What the hell was that!?    Melissa:  That was me singing, Joe.     JoeyG:  Oh, I thought lil Gino was strangling the cat…        … Continue reading

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Real Housewives: Stoopid Housewives Stuff… 6-13-11 Melissa Gorga; Ramona Singer; Teresa Giudice; Alexis Bellino; RHONJ Punta Cana Bar Brawl; Jeana Keough… (Update)

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June 13, 2011  9:00 pm Short video of Melissa Gorga singing her new song… the one she ‘wrote’ about ‘being on display’… here.  Right at the end, she catches the camera… and she’s really off key…            … Continue reading

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: Melissa Gorga… She Has Big Plans

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                                                                                 Which one of you bitches called me bitch… bitch? Melissa Gorga the newest Housewife on the Real Housewives of New Jersey has a lot to say about Tree, Caroline, Jackie and Kathy, but her real reason for signing on to RHONJ? … Continue reading