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THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI REUNION PART II RECAP: Lea Black, Ana Quicksand, Adriana de Moura, Karent Sierra, Alexia Echolandeau, Lisa Hochstein, Marysol Patton, Was Anyone Else There?… OH! MissAndy!

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The second part of the two-part Real Housewives of Miami reunion show aired last night.  What a waste of an hour… or make that 44 minutes! The production company, Purveyors of Pop, took a show which was not intended to … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” MONDAY: Is It Monday? For Sure?… PT Housewife “Anything For Relevancy” With Her PoopiePiggySexAddictDisgustingDaddy… CrassLand Is Filling Up!!… Tamballs Barney Got “New Lips” And A Sponsor For Her Wedding!…

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The epitome of crassness has invaded the very elite atmosphere of the Crassest of the Crass of the Housewives! If you’re wondering which Housewives are floating around up in that crass atmosphere… payin’ callin’ the paps to shoot them when they … Continue reading

LISA HOCHSTEIN: Watch Out All You Miami Citizens…Lisa IS A Fembot!!!

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The extremely talented “HousewifeHoe” has put out a call for ideas!   If YOUR imagination has given you some ideas of what you’d like to see “HousewifeHoe” do with her wonderful photoshop abilities, now is the time to let her know!

OK guys, it’s really quiet and super boring at work today. I’m putting it out there for ideas on my next photoshop parody of any of the HW franchises. C’mon be creative and inspire me!

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: Joanna Krupa, Lisa Hochstein, Marysol Patton, Lea Black, Ana Quincoces, Karent Sierra… RHOM Reunion Show Recap

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After watching the mess of a Miami reunion, it has increased the disdain I have for these women and ALL the Housewives franchises.   NOTE:  Word of the day for the Miami Housewives is “gratuitously”… if you recall, the NJ … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: RHOM Reunion Part II… Preview

Bravo… On Part II of the RHOM reunion… Marysol’s marriage and Alexia’s son are discussed…

 

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: RHOM Reunion… Part I… The RHOM Have Taken A Step UP From Last Season!

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MissAndy has gifted the Real Housewives of Miami a REAL reunion this season!! In a REAL Housewives-like setting!  And NOT in his rinky-dink Clubhouse!  See the difference for yourself… NOW… THEN… NOTE:  If you want to see the entire RHOM … Continue reading

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LAUREN FOSTER: Who Is Lauren Foster of The Real Housewives of Miami?… More To Come!!

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November 18, 2012 Did you notice the woman who came between MissElaine Lancaster and Marysol Patton at Lisa Pliner’s going away party?  If you didn’t know, Lisa “shoe designer” Pliner has sold her Fisher Island home and has relocated with … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: Givin’ Thanks… For Thanksgiving!… VIDEO

November 16, 2012   Bravo   Yes, Joanna, everyone knows by now your “comes from nothing” saga!  Adriana doesn’t mention her boyfriend!  BUT… most interesting is the body language between Alexia and Ana…

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: Next Week’s Preview… Elaine Visits Marysol… All The Immigrants On RHOM…

November 16, 2012   Bravo  On the next RHOM…  Elaine Visits Marysol; KarAin’t wants to freeze an embryo; all the immigrants on RHOM are pointed out…

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: Tonight’s Episode… “Uncomfortably Public Relations”… Lea Black “TeethCleaning”… Elaine Lancaster “MarysolDon’tMeetMYStandards”

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November 15, 2012   Bravo… What’s gonna happen on tonight’s RHOM… While Elsa visits Lea to put an end to her ongoing feud with Marysol…                   “You make up with Mary-sol… or I … Continue reading

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From the SH ARCHIVES!!… SH “BLIND ITEM”: GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE!!!…It’s Marysol Patton!… Marysol Wants ONE Miami Housewife OUT!

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June 24, 2012  9:00 am      RE-POSTED OCTOBER 30, 2012    Now that the Real Housewives of Miami has aired, it’s interesting to take a look back at Marysol Patton’s answers to the SH Questionnaire!! Hmmmm…. wonder which ONE … Continue reading

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GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE: Who Is Wearing These Monster Boots??… HOUSEWIFE REVEALED!

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WHO COULD POSSIBLY BE WEARING THESE BOOTS?? The answer could be ANY of the Housewives! But… let’s narrow it down just a bit!  The owner/wearer of these boots is NOT: Real Housewives of Miami’s Lea Black… OR… Marysol Patton… AND… … Continue reading

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MORE SH “HIT AND RUN” MONDAY: LuAnn de Lesseps “Sellin’Jewelry”…Lisa Vanderpump “FriendsWithRoaches”… Brandi Glanville “GangstaRap”… SH Poll Results… Lea Black, Marysol Patton “NotFriendly”

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October 22, 2012  4:30 pm LuAnn de Lesseps has hopped on that merchandising PLATFORM, which all Housewives are required to do… and is now in competition with fellow cast mate, Ramoaner Singer.  LuAnnie is now selling jewelry!  You can see … Continue reading

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MARYSOL PATTON, ELAINE LANCASTER: MissElaine Proves Marysol Wrong… Elsa Selling “RingTones”…Elsa Explains Her Plastic Surgery Says “TooOldToCare”

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October 14, 2012  12:50 pm   MiamiHerald…    Lea Black, Elaine Lancaster… “Hey, Elaine… show me how to do that!”   Marysol Patton developed “ElsaRingtones” for sale at $2.99: Marysol Patton, who on and off the air plays straight man … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: Bravo’s Intentional Takedown… Ratings Speak Louder Than Any Housewife!

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September 22, 2012  4:30 pm              Marysol Patton, Alexia Echevarria, Ana Quincoces… “Let’s drink to bein’ the lowest rated Housewives show… EVER!” According to TVByTheNumbers, the numbers for the Real Housewives of Miami are to … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: Elsa Patton “Hawkin’ Coffee”… Poll Results “Do You Care About RHOM?”

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September 17, 2012  5:30 pm                    Elsa and Marysol Patton… “Yas… MissDandy yus luvz me, so hez gibben me da coffee story!” It was mentioned months ago on SH that part of … Continue reading

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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES: Andy Cohen… Andy Prepped Real Housewives Of Miami For Failure!… WHAT REALLY HAPPENED!

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ORIGINALLY POSTED April 7, 2011 RE-POSTED September 13, 2012  5:00 pm NOTE:  In anticipation of tonight’s RHOM second season premiere… on Bravo at 9pm… just a quick look back at what happened with the Miami Housewives, season ONE.   AND… this … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: Season Two Preview… VIDEO

September 6, 2012  9:30 pm   NOTE:  The RHOM will OFFICIALLY premiere its second season on September 13.  However, YOU can watch the premiere episode of the RHOM now if you have VIOS On Demand…

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MARYSOL PATTON: Takin’ A Tour of RHOM Marysol’s Place…With Marysol… VIDEO

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August 21, 2012  11:55 pm                                                 Marysol Patton… Remember Marysol’s husband, Phillipe Pautesta?   Marysol Patton and Phillipe … Continue reading