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HOUSEWIVES’ ROTTEN USE OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE… The Mangled Mutilation And Sophomoric Slaughter Starts At The Top!! AND… When Is That Wedding???

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THE HOUSEWIVES’ SLAUGHTER OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE STARTS AT THE TOP…With The Lord of the Housewives Himself! Also at the AndyCohenDiaries.com is this quote from Andy’s much-closer-than-a-BFF, HockeySean: MissAndy refused to answer a direct question about his “engagement” to HockeySean!! … Continue reading

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Lawsuit News Updates: LisaVPump Accuser Will Take $40,000… Tree Joodice Future Home

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  NOTE:  Usually sexual harassment suits are filed in Federal court… there is NO lawsuit filed.  PHONY!!! Karina Bustillos, who claimed a Villa Blanca manager sexually harassed her, says she says she’ll drop the $5 million suit if she gets … Continue reading

LUANN DE LESSEPS: LuAnnie On The Loose!!… David Schwimmer Finally Free!

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Well, who didn’t see this comin’??  Countless LuAnnie is doing her part to push the Real Housewives of New York’s new season by participating in the usual pre-season PR work.

NOTE:  If you are new to all this Housewives stuff, all the Housewives start buzzing around approximately six weeks prior to their new season beginning.  The RHONY’s season six will start in February.  Therefore, watch for the NY Housewives to pop up in all the usual places aka MissAndy’s NYMediaMafia… and any other media outlets which will have them… to drop some hints which will attempt to entice you to watch!  All of this pre-planned PR work never, ever proves to equal the actual episodes which make up the franchise’s season!  

All this to say this:  the RHONY Housewives are climbing out of hibernation… a sure sign that they are springing into a new season!  

While we’re talkin’ about the RHONY… we did a complete “Everything you ever wanted to know” item about the alleged newest addition to the RHONY, Kristen Taekman.   If you wanna read everything about Kristen, see SH November 23, 2013.

OK… back to Countless Luannie.  There was nothing more for her boyfriend, Jawks, to do… nowhere to take that story line.

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Luannie and Jawks’ pregnancy story was a joke… simply so NOT believable that the producers were probably laughing when they were sittin’ around before season five started as they were bouncing off story line ideas for each of the Housewives!  HAHAHA!!

Let’s see if viewers will go for Luannie gettin’ pregnant… if they do, we’ll keep Jawks; if they don’t, Jawks will have to marry Luannie and if he don’t wanna marry Luannie, then he’ll just have to get used to no more Bravo paychecks!  Oh, this is so much fun!! A-HAHA-HAAH!!!

Needless to say, Luannie is no longer with Jawks.  That leaves Luannie on the loose!!

I'LL DATE ANYONE!!  AS LONG AS CAMERAS ARE THERE… AND I'M GETTIN' PAID!!

I’LL DATE ANYONE!! AS LONG AS CAMERAS ARE THERE… AND I’M GETTIN’ PAID!!

As part of Luannie’s pre-season PR work, Luannie agreed to have a blind date filmed.  The date was arranged as part of the SteveHarveyShow… ’cause if you’re a Housewife, you must have everything you do filmed!   After all, it IS their “real” lives you’re supposed to be watching!

OK… now that I’ve caught my breath from laughing so hard at that last sentence… about the Housewives bein’ “real”… let’s watch Luannie on her date!!   NOTE:  Didn’t Martha Stewart already do this?? 

What will happen next to Luannie’s quest for men on the RHONY??

Now that there are THREE New York Housewives with no HouseHusbands… will these single Housewives be fighting over the ever-available PoopyPiggyDisgustingDaddy (PT Housewife’s father)??

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Oh, never mind that story line… the RHONY producers already have PoopyPigggyDaddy lined up with a much younger woman!   BLEEEEECH!!

Let’s take a look at one of the funniest scenes from the RHONY… Luannie on a camel!!

(Thanks to SH readers “LB/GF” “PMG” “Jozy” and “PDM”!!)

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HOUSEWIFE NEWS: LuAnnie… PT Housewife…BubbaJax Pissed… BFrankel “A Pest”…Manzoids “LittleTown Reviews”

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After dinner, “the Countess” went outside and “was singing her original songs at the top of her lungs, and the neighbors began to complain,” says a spy. “She was asked to lower the volume but continued till she was put … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS’ SHANA: Says She Was In A “Grief Filled With Anger” State At YoFo’s Dinner Party… BUT, Likes To “Have A Good Time”

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November 21, 2012   Shana… SWINE… SHAFT… whatever her name is… said that she was in a terrible, emotional state in her REAL life when filming the “Dinner at YoFo and David’s House” episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly … Continue reading

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SONJA MORGAN: Sonja’s BravoBlog…

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October 1, 2012  Bravo…   Okay so tired of these girls talking BS. They get to Ping Pong and the first thing they say is “Ramonamonster threw out George????????? I was in that room and he was pulling her arm, talking in … Continue reading

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SONJA MORGAN: Sonja In The City’s Party For “The Beekman Boys”… All RHONY Attend, Except LuAnn de Lesseps… VIDEO

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August 23, 2012  6:40 pm    Bravo…                 Sonja Morgan… Sonja with A “J” Sonja Morgan throws a party for her friends, the Beekman Boys, who are former Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia vp Brent Ridge and … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: BravoTV Blogs… Heather Thomson, Aviva Drescher, Carole Radziwill, LuAnn de Lesseps, Sonja Morgan… UPDATE: Ramona Singer “LuAnn Fabricated ‘Threatening Kids’ Story”…

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RAMONA SINGER: OMG — what’s up with LuAnn? I thought we were so over this last year. Yes, children are off limits. Why LuAnn would fabricate that I threatened her is beyond me. As far as an apology, I gave one … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE: TREE’S COOKBOOK AUTHOR… AND HOW “CELEBRITY” COOKBOOKS ARE REALLY WRITTEN…

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MARCH 16, 2012  5:45 pm After reading how the REAL authors of the celebrity books you buy… and read… are treated and paid poorly, was very happy to see that Tree gave recognition of the person who REALLY wrote her … Continue reading

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REIKO MACKENZIE, CHRISTINA KIESEL, JODY CLAMAN, MARY ZILBA, RONNIE STERDAHL NEGUS: REAL HOUSEWIVES OF VANCOUVER… VIDEO

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POSTED FEBRUARY 29, 2012  10:00 pm                                                        Cast of The Real Housewives of Vancouver … Continue reading

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KATHY WAKILE: KATHY’S PUSHIN’ A NEW PRODUCT! … NO, IT’S NOT DESSERT… IT’S A COCKTAIL!… KATHY’S RED VELVET COSMO…CREAM CHEESE IN A DRINK… YUM!!

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POSTED FEBRUARY 28, 2012   5:25 pm If you’re in the New Jersey area and want something to do this weekend… …on March 3 get yourself on over to Bottle King in Wayne, NJ.  Kathy Wakile will be there pushin’ … Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Lisa Vanderpump… Out Pushin’ Her New Book… On The Today Show With Hoda and Kathie Lee…

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                          Lisa Vanderpump… with Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford We should have expected this!  Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Lisa Vanderpump was a guest in the Bravo … Continue reading

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Real Housewives of New York: BFrankel… Lost At Sea???… Liar, Liar Pants On Fire… Coast Guard Records “LackOf” Prove BFrankel LIED!

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                                             See my big mouth?  See all the lies that come out of my big mouth??   Let’s just … Continue reading

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Real Housewives: BFrankel; Renee Graziano, Mob Wives; Kim Zolciak; Jill Zarin; Simon van Kempen; Tamra Barney; Vicki Gunvalson on Clean House…6-26-11 Update

“Everybody thinks reality shows are glamorous.  They make you jump through hoops, the bottom line is they don’t give a s- – -.  You’re just another number.”  “The people on the show were pumping us up, saying, ‘You’re going to … Continue reading