BLIND ITEM: GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE!!… OR… Guess The Cheating HouseHusband!

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From CDAN

“What Real Housewives husband thinks he is getting away with his current affair.   NOTE:  “current” implies that this is not his first affair.

He thinks the woman is wrapped around his finger.  NOTE: “wrapped” and “finger”… could connate a ring.  

She has photos and cell phone video and his perfect world is about to come crashing down. NOTE:  Which Housewife would take photos and video of her HouseHusband… for future release?

This is a huge one.   Tabloid covers for weeks.”  NOTE:  Ratings boost for their franchise!  Interesting that the blind does not mention if HouseHusband is cheating with other women or cheating with men!

NOTE:  This just cannot be MO-Ritzio… he’s just too busy showin’ houses!!!

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(Thanks to SH readers “PMG” and “Chameleon”!!!)

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GUESS THE ??? POSSIBLE HOUSEWIFE… BUT… Could Be From ANY “Reality” Show

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This BlindItem was sent to SH from BlindGossip… they assured SH that this blind item was re a “reality” star.  Which leaves the field wide open to include ANY “reality” wife on ANY “reality” show!   So… shall we play a … Continue reading

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**SH EXCLUSIVE** MELISSA GORGA: Melissa Arranges To Teach “WHAT IS A VERB?” English Lesson… At AndyCohenMiddleSchool In Tenafly NJ!!! … Made Kids Mix Joe Gorga’s Custom Hair Spray! … Kids Who Missed Heads Being SandBlasted!!

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Saturday, October 5, 2013 Dear Mrs. Melissa Gorga: Thank you for your offer to teach my sixth-grade English class at the AndrewMCohen Middle School in Tenafly NJ tomorrow. LaQuinche Maria Sola de la Grecco just showed me all of her … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA: MeGo’s RHONJ Finale BravoBlog… DEFENDS Her Book… Words Are NOT To Be Taken “LITERALLY”…Compares Her Book To “50Shades”…Crazy Backpeddling… AND… Says Joe Gorga “Works”!!… Totally Punks Out Of Explaining “Penny/JTG”!… “Thousands” At Book Signing!

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Bravo…  Too late for back trackin’…but, MeGo tries anyway! Hi, everyone! What a week. The finale episode was only part of the excitement. My bookLove Italian Style has been out for over ten days now, and it’s making headlines. Some of … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA, JOE GORGA: Rules For Sex…And MORE Great “Advice” To Have That “Hot and Happy” Marriage!

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Had to read this before putting it on SH. Here goes!! According to JoeGorga: Men, I know you think your woman isn’t the type who wants to be taken. But trust me, she is. Every girl wants to get her … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA: The Never-Ending Amusement From MeGo’s Amazon Customer Reviews!!

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Just had to check on Melissa Gorga’s book reviews on Amazon!  The reviews are a great source of amusement…not only amusing, but very informational! Did you know that there are books to be purchased in the category of “collectible”… ?? … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA: UPDATE…MeGo’s Amusing Amazon Reviews…AND… LV Bridal Expo Scrubs MeGo From Their Site…

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The customer reviews for Melissa Gorga’s marriage “advice” book have been streamin’ in at Amazon.  At last count, there were 86 reviews… there are now 119 for “Love Italian Style: The Secrets To My HOT and HAPPY Marriage.” After comparing … Continue reading

MELISSA GORGA: MeGo and JoGo on Dr. Oz… The AFTER Show!!…AND… “Love I-Talian Style” Responsible For D-I-V-O-R-C-E!!

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After their embarrassing Dr.OZ appearance, playin’ a very bad version of TheNewlywedGame which they LOST, da Gorgas made a very special video, sharing their top three tips for keepin’ that love tank full!  Apparently, their playing the MarriageGame was in lieu of MeGo talkin’ about her book… actions speak louder than words!  Their actions showed how much they didn’t know each other!

For you all who really think that MeGo’s hair is real, check out that piece that is out of place as you watch this… just like her hubbend, MeGo has fake hair!   AND… could JoGo possibly get a tighter shirt??  TheHulk he is not!  Poor JoGo needs Danielle to take him shopping ala DannyPro!

There is a customer review on Amazon… showing that MeGo’s book has the distinction of bein’ the first Housewife book to cause a DIVORCE!

“Do NOT buy this Book!!!!!!  I am NOW GETTING DIVORCED because of this book!!! I recently bought this book and took it very seriously as I am just recently married and was desperate to have a hot,sexy, happy marriage like Melissa and Joe.

One of Melissa’s strategies in her book for a great marriage was never ever let your new husband know you POOP! Well my husband my recently laid off and was at home while he was looking for a new job and I REALLY had to poop so bad but couldn’t get away from him. I figured I would wait till he went to sleep to poop.

As I was sitting on my hubby’s lap caressing his head like I always do, my tummy started to rumble and before I knew it I POOPED MY PANTS right on his lap!!! He was so mortified he ran out of the house said he needed to get some milk at the store and has NOT been seen since!! I would NOT recommend this book to anyone suffering with bowel issues! ugh.”

Tammy Wynette… 1973…

MELISSA GORGA: MeGo’s Book… Amazon ONE-Star Reviews Are In!!

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Yes, MeGo’s book… the one she’s been pushin’ on her BravoBlog for months… has finally been released and the customer reviews are in at Amazon.com!

22 out of the 28 reviews gave MeGo’s marriage book a ONE star rating…

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These are just a few…

  • “Melissa is too full of herself and although nine years of marriage is a great step, it is still nothing monumental to say “I have all the answers to make anyone’s marriage hot!” Truth be told, through this book and on tv, her husband is naturally totally inlove with her and they have their fights and bad times like everyone else. This book is just her own package to make some extra money to pretend she has some secret we all don’t know, but there is no secret. BUT if you want to just read a biography about her life, then this is the book for you. Personally, she can seem annoying and conceited and a bit full of herself in this book…but whatever.”
  • “That’s rich, Teresa’ sister-in-law would write a book about family. She clawed her way on to national television to destroy her in-laws. She even attacked her own nieces. This woman has no scruples, ethics or morals.
  • “I read the first chapter online and it was a joke. She wants us to believe that all the girls in school were jealous of her. That’s the same crap she peddles on Jersey Housewives! Because she falsely accuses others of what she is indeed guilty of I don’t believe anything she says.”   Content aside, this book strains credulity in that was even published with it’s inept, nonsensical editing.As for the content, if you are familiar with the Bravo show she is on you can clearly see her relationship with her husband is shallow and all for the cameras. Her book does nothing to dispel this impression. Do not waste your money!”
  • “Marriage advice from someone married less than my 20 year marriage? LOL You are not qualified to give advice, to sing, to dance, to act, to give decor advice, beauty tips etc. AT ALL. EVER.  It would be like taking peace advice from Idi Amin, humility lessons from Madonna, how to be charitable from Imelda Marcos, relationship advice from Terrence Howard or financial advice from Heidi & Spencer. I think you get the idea.  I NEVER will buy anything from anyone affiliated with RHONJ show other than Teresa Guidice. Everyone but her can’t be taken seriously.  Your publisher and music manager are as clueless as you if they think they can fool anyone with the joke that is your book or music. If it wasn’t so laughable and pathetic it would be insulting.  Get a clue and get off the Teresa show.  A forever non fan of yours.”
  • “Nothing about Melissa screams ‘love Italian style’. Italians love big and they love hard , they put their family first . Not just Italians , but all good people in general strive to do this . Melissa on the other hand is 34 years old,ready and willing to give up time with her family to gyrate and lip-sync in trashy NJ clubs while her disgusting sister babysits . A good person would not turn their husband against his own sister out of jealousy and want for control . Tell me Melissa, why should ANYWAY take your advice or want to emulate your marriage?”

Just to be fair, let’s take a look at one of the FIVE-star ratings, which were all like this… all pushin’ the book:

  • “Stop what you’re doing and place your order. This book is a Must Have by all means!! Everything you want to read about and more!!”

We’re givin’ MeGo’s book 937,208,939 Kens…

(Thanks to SH reader “ScottS”!!!)

MELISSA GORGA: A Mystery!… Can You Find The Video???

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Melissa Gorga’s “team” is sweeping the intrawebby and deleting any teeny, tiny shred of MeGo prancin’ and dancin’ while she busts more eardrums tryin’ to belt out some off-key notes “entertains”…. eeer, “sings”… while visiting a radio station in Orlando in July.

  • WHY would MeGo’s “people” want this video to disappear?
  • Can YOU find that video???
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Does da Gorga’s “Love, Italian Style” marriage include some potential break-up drama? The NationalEnquirer says that “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” star Melissa Gorga  stormed out on her husband Joe after she found out he was receiving sexy texts from … Continue reading

MELISSA GORGA: Singin’ and Prancin’ and Stumblin’… AND Mumblin’ When Asked How She Got Johnny Wright As Manager…

Is there sunnthin’ goin’ on wit Melissa Gorga and her new management, Johnny Wright? When asked how she got Johnny as her manager, MeGo really doesn’t answer… watch how she stumbles.  She blabs sunnthin’ about AKON… and tries to think of sunnthin’ else to say.   What does JoeyMarco Gorga think about Johnny Wright?  Hmmmm….

And then, be prepared for her latest “Never Let MeGo”… is “MeGo” readin’ SH?  Of course!!  **Warning** **Warning** Before listening to MeGo, please locate your closest ER facility… have them prepare that morphine drip!!

Taken down by request…

(Thanks to SH reader “Mel”!!!)

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If you haven’t heard by now, Melissa and JoeyMarco Gorga were at the VMAs over the weekend and word has it that MeGo… through her new manager, Johnny Wright… just might be doin’ something with Justin Timberlake.  Note to Justin: … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA: “Buy My ‘Selected’ Stuff”… Where’s That “WOW” Factor?

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LEA BLACK, ADRIANA WHATEVER: Lea is Planning Adriana’s “Demise”… Adriana Accuses Lea of Planting “Already Married” Item

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SIMON COWELL, LAUREN SILVERMAN: Simon’s BabyMama’s Affair at 16 With Teacher… Stepfather (With Record) Defends… Mother Pushing For Marriage!

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The NYDailyNews is reporting that Simon Cowell’s babyMama, Lauren Silverman, had an affair with her married English teacher while she was in a Miami high school.   Silverman was booted from the school; the teacher was asked to resign. Interestingly, … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE: Tree’s BravoBlog…

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Bravo…  NOTE:  Tree’s BravoBlog obviously was ghostwritten before today’s indictment… Hello Loveys! What did you think of the Miracle at St. George? I think I haven’t cried that much in my whole life. I cried all over again watching it. … Continue reading

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Vicki Gunvalson: Vicki ‘Splains How She Got On The RHOC… A Look Back At Vicki Two Seasons Ago

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR: Kids’ Answers…

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KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS. THE FOLLOWING 25 STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN.  THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED.   INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN.  1. IN THE FIRST BOOK … Continue reading

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GRETCHEN ROSSI GETS ENGAGED To Slade Smiley… Tamballs “Exciting News”… Raise Your Hand If You Care…

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From InTouch: Slimey accepted Wretched’s producer-induced marriage proposal: “She proposed to him on top of the AT&T building in LA,” a source close to the couple tells In Touch, adding that the proposal was a complete surprise and will be televised. … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA: MeGo’s Book Out in September… Written By Snooki’s Ghostwriter… “Love, American Style” Was Book Title Inspiration!

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MeGo’s ghostwritten book is ready for pre-sale on Amazon for $15.42! So many of her “fans”… the middle-school-aged-boys… wanted to know how she and JoGo have such a great marriage, that she just had to write a book about it! … Continue reading

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SH “BLIND ITEM”: GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE!!… Housewife Revealed!

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This one should be EASY!!   The answer is NOT Paul and Adrienne!! Which Housewife is stepmother to her husband’s grown son? This son was a product of the HouseHusband’s first marriage and this older son has a child of … Continue reading

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BRANDI GLANVILLE: Brandi’s BravoBlog…

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Bravo…   First I would like to apologize for missing my blog last week and address a few of last week’s issues.  While I appreciate Mauricio’s apology… it was a personal attack and a half-hearted “I’m sorry. It  wasn’t personal that’s … Continue reading

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Oh, WretchedBLEEEEECHChristine is no dummy!  Wretched knows how to maneuver her way around MissAndy to get on his good side!  Wretched knows that the way to get on the Lord of the Housewives good side is to make a strong … Continue reading