MissAndy Says He’s Irreplaceable… ‘Cept For Mark Consuelos

In this latest edition of AskMissAndyAnything… MissAndy divulges many, many super secrets!  MissAndy says that although he would NEVER EVER give up his hosting seat in the Clubhouse, he would make an exception if he were in dire need of a substitute host.  And, the winner of that coveted hosting position???  NOT MissAndy’s vacation buddy, Sean Avery… but, the guy who toots his horn every morning when he drives by MissAndy’s Hamptons bungalow… Mark Consuelos!

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MissAndy also gives his slant on what we here at SH have said many times was the WORST guest ever on WWHL… Opree-approved talk show host, Nate Berkus.  Nate was kinda pissed at MissAndy when MissAndy was giggling at the whispers in his ear while Nate was repeating the story about how the tsunami swept away his bouyfriend (pun intended…).  Again… Nate Berkus was the WORST ever guest on WWHL.  OH… and MissAndy wants to work again with BFrankel.

 

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SH “HIT AND RUN” FRIDAY: Danielle Staub… Kim Zolciak…Kyle Richards… Tamballs…”flipit/Ronnie’s” BigBrother In TWO Minutes…And More!!

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Oh, how cozy!!  MissAndy celebrates with MissAndyCoops at the opening of MissAndyCoop’s boyfriend’s bar.  All of MissAndy’s NYMediaMafia were there…where was Sean Avery???

Who got the best ratings for sitting next to MissAndy in the BravoClubhouse?  If you guessed Danielle Staub, you would be correct!!  Danielle beat out LadyGaga and BFrankel.   We’re givin’ all three of them (Danielle, BF and LadyG) 378,388 Kens!

 

Brielle Biermann walkin’ the runway… hope she didn’t fall off her shoes!

Tamballs tellin’ how she has to stay in shape… how interesting that Ellie, 12 years younger, insists that Tamballs share the same healthy “lifestyle” as him.   Hmmm… what’s gonna happen when Tamballs is 57 and don’t give a crap about goin’ to the gym every damn day?  What will Ellie do???

Some moron, with actual Emmy voting rights, says that the Housewives shows should be nominated for Emmys… ’cause they are comparable to other cable shows like “MadMen” and “BreakingBad”!  Not even including the link to this delusional diatribe.  Here’s one huge distinction between any Housewives show and the Emmy-winning shows mentioned:  SCRIPTS!  The other distinction which was not mentioned in comparing the shows:  PAID PROFESSIONAL ACTORS… actual experienced card-carrying SAG members!  The diatribe writer is a total idiot.

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Poor HagfaceKyle!  “I really want to be one of those people that laughs about the process of aging but… it’s just not funny.”  LLLHagfaceKyle tells of her aging woes and shows how much getting that full body lipo has helped

Right next to the item re HagfaceKyle… poor Johnny Galecki!!!  Sara Gilbert says that dating Johnny Galecki make her realize that she was gay.   WOW!  Maybe Sara shoulda kept that one to herself…

Been asking this every time John Kerry pops up on TV or in mags… What the hell happened to John Kerry’s face!?  The guy literally looks like an avatar!

Now there is MexicanIndependenceDay, which is supposed to be celebrated in the US… !?  Preparing for celebration is the Maricopa County restaurant where county health officials believe an E. coli outbreak sickened 74 people, who ended up with bloody diarrhea.  They hired an AA Opree-approved cleaning “specialist” to assure customers that the place is now E.coli free!

What do you have to do get your own “reality” show???  Well, just like those two stooges on that totally phony Jungle Gold show… all ya gotta do is fill out an online application, complete with photos, and YOU could have your own show on the DiscoveryChannel!!  Just be sure you’re over 13!  Oh… you really think JungleGold is for real???

YELP! is fighting back!  It’s usually YELP! that is getting sued… this time, YELP! is suing a SanDiego  law firm claiming the firm’s employees are submitting GREAT, but phony, reviews.  Oh, that’s a good way for any LAW firm to get clients…

Well, good for Gene Simmons!  In defending TimTebow, Gene says that if Tim were wearin’ a burqa, no one would be sayin’ nuthin’!

A loyal family dog saved a young boy from a baby sitter’s physical abuse… the dog was NOT a pit bull.

“flipit/Ronnie’s” latest!  BigBrother in TWO minutes!!

NicCage as MileyCyrus…

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ANDY COHEN: Where Does MissAndy’s Influence Stop?… Book Now in Paperback And “Thinking” About Second Book!… YOU Can Buy MissAndy FASHION… Starting Tomorrow At Noon!!… Names “Most Stylish On Bravo” … MissAndy’s Best Advice: “Just Be Talented”…

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SHEESH!!  MissAndy has given so much already!   The Housewives… The Clubhouse… WWHL… his thoughts all rolled into book form so all can quickly reference! But, WAIT… there’s more!!   MissAndy has much, MUCH more to give!! MissAndy’s book “MostTalkative” … Continue reading

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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES: Too Many To Choose From… One Year Ago Today… January 20, 2012!

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Many times, while searching for one particular item, will come across another item which then goes in another direction completely variating from the initial search.  While going in that new direction, will come across yet another item which then is … Continue reading

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LET IT FLY SATURDAY: The REST Of The “Mystery Email”… Andy Cohen Demands “Comment Control” At BravoTV…

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This is the rest of the email which was sent to SH two months ago… from someone claiming to be a Bravo “insider.” This email sat in the inbox waiting for another email from this phony baloney who claims that … Continue reading

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GUESS WHO GOT THE “MAZEL OF THE RHONJ SEASON”… VIDEO

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October 5, 2012  10:00 pm   Bravo…   Well, who the hell couldn’t see this coming from a mile away?? If your guess for the question:  “Who got the Mazel of the RHONJ Season” was BigGayRosie, you are correct!” MissAndy … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” THURSDAY: Carole Radziwill “Lands HUGE Interview!”… Heather Thomson “YummieGirdles”… Twitter “Disagreements”!… Melissa Gorga “FitnessFanatic”

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September 20, 2012  5:20 pm   MOOD:  Pissed off! Have to say this straight out… mood today is “pissed off”!!!  WHY?  Because Apple has, in their infinite wisdom, inflicted more re-learning by their required updates given to anyone who is … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” FRIDAY: “REAL” Life Beats “Reality” Life…PhonyLeg “Beat Downs!”… Andy Cohen’s “Real Friends”

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September 15, 2012  11:50 am    NOTE:  The wallpaper is “YoFo”… RHOBH’s Yolanda Foster! From FoxTV… just an idea for additional usage of those extra legs PT Housewife got layin’ around her rented abode!  She should start thinking of them … Continue reading

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Real Housewives: Andy Cohen… MISS ANDY THROWS ON SOME LEDERHOSEN… VIDEO

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                         Miss Andy Cohen… On today’s “Regis and Kelly”… Lord of the Housewives and close, personal friend of the Consuelos’… Miss Andy Cohen … was Kelly’s co-host… … part … Continue reading

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Bravo TV: Andy Cohen… Featured In August Edition of Hamptons Magazine

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