“Bury the Hatchet” by Sandi Duffy Kristin is pissed at Heather. Heather is drunk. Sonja’s boob pops out. The ladies go glamping. Sonja doesn’t want to go and tells Ramona to tell the ladies she has asthma, and I am … Continue reading →
Montana Ain’t for P—— I’m a Celebrity. . .Get Me Out of Here! I’m back. I needed a break. I’m busy with all my businesses plus trying to nap. You understand. But I see I didn’t miss much. We’re still … Continue reading →
NOTE: A Housewife who appreciated Montana!! However… LuAnnie’s assistant musta written this as there’s too many grammatical errors, which the intelligent LuAnnie would not have made. In particular, the use of “your” for “you’re,” among other errors, is a … Continue reading →
“Go Yell It On The Mountain” by Sandi Duffy Part II of the NY Housewives degrading the state of Montana. Luann is sporting some major cameltoe. Did someone say “camel”?? Sonja is rearranging the refrigerator. Sonja tells the … Continue reading →
“Ten Gallon Spats” by Sandi Duffy The ladies are going to terrorize the beautiful state of Montana. Why Montana, why are you letting these women into your state? I love Montana and a big part of me wants to … Continue reading →
It came as a shock after checking twitter, to find PoopyPiggySexAddictDaddy had sent SH a tweet. It musta been a mistake… OR it was no mistake and sent because PoopyPiggySAD needs to create some PR for the failing RHONY and … Continue reading →
On the next RHONY: PT Housewife’s text message about PoopyPiggySexAddictDaddy and his phony fiancee havin’ a threesome is passed around. This story line was make up to shock viewers. Sorry, Bravo, but this story line just makes viewers change the channel… after they’ve puked.
Sonja Morgan shows up around the 2:35 mark in this AlexanderWang video featuring ChrisKattan as Mango… his character from SNL. Somehow, this is simply not funny. BFrankel and JasonHoppy have ended their child custody dispute… they will be co-parenting. … Continue reading →
Ramoaner is blocked in at the restaurant and is forced to listen, as the NY Wives repeat the story of the alleged assault on Tallmark and Ramoaner’s flight from HollaHeather’sHouse. Note to Ramoaner: You coulda gone all Oklahoma on their azzes!!
NOTE: The Tallmark assault was totally PHONY. Where was the blood? Where was the cut lip? Watching the “Ramoaner hits Tallmark with Wine Glass” episode frame by frame, there was NO evidence of injury… NurseLuAnnie misdiagnosed!
The OC Housewives took a break and did not air a new episode last night… they were not missed. Tonight’s RHONY makes up for OC’s absence, as all the Housewives shows now meld into a big old sludge pile of predictability and sameness. Here’s an idea to jazz up these uber-BOOOOOORING shows: a “reality” show using the Wives’ drag queen doubles; there would be two Wives to udderly confuse those boobs known as HouseHusbands! (The incorrect spelling was necessary for the intended pun…) The new show would be a mix of “WifeSwap,” “DragRace” and “MyFiveWives”… think of the years of story lines!!!
In the meantime, the RHONY are dragging out their ridiculous story lines and phony baloney PR BS. As mentioned previously, the “missing” and cough, cough “fired” PT Housewife will be back next week…
On the RHONY: Carole … who swears that she’s not on the RHONY to push her books (honest, she said that in a tweet!)… has taken over LuAnnie’s job as an advice-giver of all things proper. What a piggy thing to do and what a slap in the face to LuAnnie! Why didn’t Carole suggest to “Town And Country” that they use, as Carole says, the person who “wrote the book,” LuAnnie!?!? What a crock! Another ridiculous story line… one that was required to draw the demoted LuAnnie into the scene. Yeah… we can see through all of this total TomFooleryFakery. AND.. hey, Carole… get yourself some new hair and makeup people! You’re not lookin’ too good there…’specially if you’re goin’ on a manhunt!
Bytheway… the source for everything in LuAnnie’s book and in Carole’s column has already been written decades ago by Emily Post and Amy Vanderbilt. Nuthin’ new there… move along!
RHONY Carole Needs LuAnnie’s Help
We’re givin’ this preview 3399346643,003463463 CountessesOnACamel… just ’cause the humor with these “reality” shows has escaped… like the millions of microscopic air bubbles which are released at the very moment a cork is improperly popped from a champagne bottle. (No one on TV knows the proper way to uncork a bottle… perhaps that could be a topic for Carole’s column…)
Another Housewife with another product they’re pushin’! This time it’s CountlessLuAnnie… and she’s sellin’ some of her gently worn frocks. Well, they look like they were gently worn! The Countess’ meticulously tailored koo-toor items can by YOURS at ShopHQ … Continue reading →
RHONY RECAP “Unforgivable Debt” by Sandi Duffy Sonja is having a party in the Hamptons. Aviva is there. Ramona cancels. Sonja is mad at Ramona. Carole, Luann, and Ramona are at a Designer House breast cancer event. Ramona can’t … Continue reading →
NayNay “allegedly” called Kenyan instructing Kenyan to go after Phaedra during last season’s reunion show. Watch as NayNay pulls rank and quickly shuts up Kenyan… Sheree would NEVER have been shut down by NayNay! How interesting that Phaedra keeps her mouth shut.
PT Housewife has a few customer reviews at Amazon.com for her book… THIS review seems to have some personal information re PT Housewife… the writer states they’re from Washington DC, where Harry Dubin’s family is from. Harry Dubin is the son … Continue reading →