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IT’S BLACK FRIDAY!! … Atten-shun All Housewives… There’s A Sale Goin’ On At SH!!!… It’s A Bargain!… Which Housewives Will Be Smart Enough To Buy???

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There are people who said ‘screw that Thanksgiving dinner’ yesterday and stood in line to grab those bargains… it’s a tradition for some people. As mentioned three days ago, a “non-partisan” company is being paid $1 million to produce POSITIVE O-Care … Continue reading

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SH **EXCLUSIVE**!!! Never-Before-Seen Photos Of Melissa Gorga and Joe Gorga!!

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While looking for something else… and there’s a LOT to look through!!! … came across these photos from November 2011! Found these exclusive photos of JoeyMarcoGorga and Melissa Gorga… when they were just lil tots!!               … Continue reading

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO… “MELISSA GORGA: MeGo’s Back From Jamaica… Now Pushin’ Coffee!.. VIDEO”??

While looking for something else… stumbled upon this!  Around this time last year, Melissa Gorga was pushin’ COFFEE!   Whatever happened to that endeavor??

From November 29, 2012:   “Melissa Gorga is as useful as a car crash dummy in this infomercial for Tyler’sCoffee.  Oh, you never heard of Tyler’sCoffee?  By the looks of MeGo’s body language, it appears that she hasn’t either!   Take the appearance fee money and run, MeGo…

Really… is anyone gonna buy this coffee simply because a Housewife shows up?  Poor Tyler!”

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TERESA GIUDICE: The Dilemma… When Do “Children” Become Topics of Conversation?… The Exploitation of Gia Giudice…

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As you are well aware, children of the Housewives are off limits on SH. We’re not talkin’ about children who can understand a Bravo contract… or “children” who can drive their own vehicles.  THOSE  **cough, cough** children are not children. … Continue reading

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SH BLIND ITEM: Guess The Housewife!!… Housewife, Relative and Production REVEALED!

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NOT HEATHER DULL-BRO!! How many of these talentless Housewives have relatives who are trying to get ahead in the bizness of show by attaching themselves to their Housewife relation? Recently one of the Housewives’ relatives completed a production! Can you … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE, JOE GIUDICE: Tree and Juicy “Life As Usual”… NephCure Charity Event… Gotti Engagement Party…

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Gotta give it to Teresa Giudice! Either she is a very accomplished actress or imbibing on a numbing substance or is simply dumb as a boxa rocks!  Tree is letting nothing… not even an extra two indictment counts… come between … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIFE NEWS: Tamballs “Jumpin’ On Autism”… BFrankel “#1 Fan Quits”… Brandi Glanville “BS”… Kim Zolciak “Baby Names”

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Tamballs and Ellie are now hoppin’ on the Autism Train… or maybe they were just hangin’ around the grill room. NO “Reality Stars” on the HollywoodWalkOfFame… Kandi Burruss agrees!  YAY, Kandi! BFrankel’s biggest idiot geek idolizer number one fan of all … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: New RHONY … Magoof Divorce… Teresa Giudice “Old News”… Kim Richards “Lyin’ Eyes”

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The Real Housewives of New York has added a new Wife… Kristen Taekman.   BUT, SH readers knew about Kristen back in June; Heather Thompson brought Kristen on the RHONY. DrunkOtis big podcast featured the guy who served Adrienne Maloof … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS… “SH HIT AND RUN” SUNDAY: SkankyJo “Naked In Poland”… KomaKathy At BakingShow…Kim Zolciak “PregnantPhotos”…Cynthia Bailey “Calling All Wal-Mart Shoppers”… DrunkOtis Brandi Glanville “Carried Out Of Party”… Adrienne Maloof And Daniel!

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For God’s sake!  Just have those twins already!  KimZolciak tweeting more pregnant picture of herself… KomaKathy and SladeSlimey RancidRichie attending North America’s first and biggest baking and sweets event, America’s Baking and Sweets Show, takes you on a gourmet grand tour of … Continue reading

WINNER, WINNER… CHICKEN DINNER!!! Winner Of The Dina Manzo Caption Contest!

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SH reader “maryannchubb” came up with the winning caption for the DinaCaptionContest“She took in our white trash sister Moo… errr, Fran!”

Thanks to all who entered!!  “maryannchubb” gets a big “ThankYou” and a huge round of applause!!

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: KomaKathyKannoliKits… Teresa Giudice “Who’s Paying?”… MiamiHousewife “BootedFromClub”… TheView “SlammedBy TheTalk”… Brandi Glanville, LeAnn Rimes “Keep The Feud Going… Ratings”!!

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KomaKathy will be pushin’ her cannoli kits in KansasCity… next month!   Poor KomaK… she has to alert her “fans” almost a MONTH before her arrival.  Normal PR time for a Housewife appearance is two to three weeks…if you are … Continue reading

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E! NEWS Tries Their Best… The Housewives Halloween Show!

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Loved PornoKing aka “photographer” Terry Richardson thrown in there!!  Bobblehead Rancic is soooo untalented… At the 2:20 mark NayNay appears, ruining an otherwise mediocre take on the HousewivesHalloweenShow… or, you may know it better as “TheTERESAShow”!!!

MARY AMONS: EX-DC Housewife Wants Back On “Reality” TV… Says That Being A Housewife Is “Power”!

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Quite an interesting interview with EX-DC Housewife, Mary Amons, who tells about her experience as a Housewife.   The MOST interesting part of the interview was Mary’s reasons for wanting to be back on “reality” TV:

Part of why I want to go back on TV too is that I also love the positive influence I can have on people. I have so much more of a chance to inspire people, and be a positive influence. This inspires me to stay grounded, humble, and working hard to achieve my personal best!

This is definitely power — a power I did not have before the show. I think about this a lot, as the power of influence can be used for good or evil… I always want to use my power for good.  I want to encourage and inspire people to be their best. I want to do this, whether on another reality show or my own lifestyle show, maybe both!

NOTE:  Good grief!!  Once they’re a Housewife, they just never let go of that desire to be back on “reality” TV!  MaryAmons is going the “dropping hints via interviews” to let anyone who will listen that she’s available for filming… immediately!  Mary’s “hinting” is in contrast to her fellow EX-DC Housewife, Lynda Erkilitian, who never lets MissAndy forget that she’s ready for her close up via twitter.  

The DC Housewives attempt at getting attention and staying relevant via interviews and twitter is NOTHING compared to the EX-NewYork Housewives!  JillZarin and Silex have been campaigning to get themselves back on “reality” TV since they got da BravoBoot!  

JillZ and Silex are the Rev Al and Jesse of booted ‘wives… anything Housewives-related and there they are!!   Speakin’ of “Rev” Al, he infected the BravoClubhouse and MissAndy was crawlin’ all over the bobblehead…. the “Rev” is all for gay rights! 

The only thing we care about in regard to the DC Housewives is whatever happened to Sparkle!!!!  We wanna know!!!

WHAT HAPPENED TO SPARKLE???

WHAT HAPPENED TO SPARKLE???

 

GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE!… UPDATE… Housewife Revealed!!!

Who is the Housewife with the wrinkly feet wearin’ these shoes???

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NOT:  LuAnnie Lesseps… or NayNay Leakes!

If you guessed KYLE RICHARDS… you are correct!!!

RHOBH KYLE ARROW

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SH THREE YEAR MARK! Thank you…

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Was not going to make any big deal about today, as after hitting the ONE MILLION mark milestone quite a while ago, stopped with the self-aggrandizement. However, since it was pointed out in comments by SH readers… today IS the … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: Ramona Singer, Mario Singer “More ‘Cheating’ Allegations… Jill Zarin Says Mario Hit On Her…WHY The “Cheating” Story Lines Are BS…AND… BFrankel “WHY She Is NOT A Talk Show Host”

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 If Ima cheat on anyone, it sure ain’t gonna be JillZ!!! While the rumors of Ramona Singer’s husband, Mario, have been floating around for years… the rumors have all been unsubstantiated and left simply as RUMORS.  However, the RHONY needs … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: Shaving Face… Countless LuAnnie… PierogiPrincess… Million$Listing MIAMI…OC Housewife and Pit Bulls… RHONJ

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  A NYC dermatologist says that shaving your face gives you a glowing appearance.  “Dermaplaning” is the medical term… we all know that FEBUSzoid is the Housewife who introduced shaving her face; however, credit in the article is given to … Continue reading

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From The SH Archives, One Year Ago… October 2012: MELISSA GORGA Was 2003 “Guido HOTTIE”…Sonja Morgan “RinkDrinks”… PT Housewife

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Originally posted on SH October 10, 2012  9:35 pm Sonja Morgan… ************************* Melissa Gorga was one of the “Hotties of the Week”… back in 2003!  Selected by “NJGiudo.com“…  WHAT AN HONOR!! ****************************** PT Housewife was selected as one of the … Continue reading

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR … YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW!… Musical Guests “GreenDay” and “LosLonelyBoys”!

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LET’S TAKE A BREAK FROM THOSE MORONIC HOUSEWIVES!   Here are some things that you might not know!! Study these trivial facts… there will be a test later!!!   UH… Much later! Or maybe not!  It will be a surprise … Continue reading

RHONJ: FEBUS Don’t Wanna Know…About Tiny Manzo… Manzoids Talk About Friend Bernie Kerik

FEBUSzoid actually says “BESMUDGE”… another brainiac subhuman.

Info re Albert “Tiny” Manzo

Manzoids talk about their FranklinLakes neighbor/friend, Bernie Kerik after Bernie’s release from FederalPrison May 2013.