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RHONY Recap “Ten Gallon Spats” by Sandi Duffy

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“Ten Gallon Spats” by Sandi Duffy   The ladies are going to terrorize the beautiful state of Montana. Why Montana, why are you letting these women into your state?  I love Montana and a big part of me wants to … Continue reading

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POOPY PIGGY Creating PR For RHONY

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It came as a shock after checking twitter, to find PoopyPiggySexAddictDaddy had sent SH a tweet.  It musta been a mistake… OR it was no mistake and sent because PoopyPiggySAD needs to create some PR for the failing RHONY and … Continue reading

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Sonja Gets Racked At The Track

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On tonight’s RHONY:  Sonja gets drunk at the Saratoga Race Track, loses her hat and does a LindsayLohan… apparently Sonja has taken over Ramoaner’s role as town drunk:  

RHONY Preview: The Sext Message…

On the next RHONY: PT Housewife’s text message about PoopyPiggySexAddictDaddy and his phony fiancee havin’ a threesome is passed around. This story line was make up to shock viewers.  Sorry, Bravo, but this story line just makes viewers change the channel… after they’ve puked.

RHONY Preview: Housewives Go Hat Shopping… MEH

On tonight’s RHONY:  Tallmark arrives first for the obligatory “shopping scene,” which is a must for every Housewives’ franchise.  Sonja pops in next… after which LuAnnie makes her grand entrance.

 

 

NOTE:  CountlessLuAnnie made the BEST ever entrance on a camel!  Sorry, just can’t help it…

 

RHONY: Ramoaner Forced To Listen! … Ramoaner’s Hair Survives…

Ramoaner is blocked in at the restaurant and is forced to listen, as the NY Wives repeat the story of the alleged assault on Tallmark and Ramoaner’s flight from HollaHeather’sHouse.  Note to Ramoaner:  You coulda gone all Oklahoma on their azzes!!

NOTE:  The Tallmark assault was totally PHONY.  Where was the blood?  Where was the cut lip?  Watching the “Ramoaner hits Tallmark with Wine Glass” episode frame by frame, there was NO evidence of injury… NurseLuAnnie misdiagnosed!

 

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RHONY Preview: More Of The Same Old Same Old…

The OC Housewives took a break and did not air a new episode last night… they were not missed.  Tonight’s RHONY makes up for OC’s absence, as all the Housewives shows now meld into a big old sludge pile of predictability and sameness.   Here’s an idea to jazz up these uber-BOOOOOORING shows: a “reality” show using the Wives’ drag queen doubles; there would be two Wives to udderly confuse those boobs known as HouseHusbands!  (The incorrect spelling was necessary for the intended pun…)  The new show would be a mix of “WifeSwap,” “DragRace” and “MyFiveWives”… think of the years of story lines!!!

In the meantime, the RHONY are dragging out their ridiculous story lines and phony baloney PR BS.  As mentioned previously, the “missing” and cough, cough “fired” PT Housewife will be back next week…

RHONY PREVIEW: Carole Needs Help From LuAnnie … REALLY???

On the RHONY:  Carole … who swears that she’s not on the RHONY to push her books (honest, she said that in a tweet!)… has taken over LuAnnie’s job as an advice-giver of all things proper.  What a piggy thing to do and what a slap in the face to LuAnnie!  Why didn’t Carole suggest to “Town And Country” that they use, as Carole says, the person who “wrote the book,” LuAnnie!?!?  What a crock!  Another ridiculous story line… one that was required to draw the demoted LuAnnie into the scene.  Yeah… we can see through all of this total TomFooleryFakery.  AND.. hey, Carole… get yourself some new hair and makeup people!  You’re not lookin’ too good there…’specially if you’re goin’ on a manhunt!

Bytheway… the source for everything in LuAnnie’s book and in Carole’s column has already been written decades ago by Emily Post and Amy Vanderbilt.  Nuthin’ new there… move along!

 

We’re givin’ this preview 3399346643,003463463 CountessesOnACamel… just ’cause the humor with these “reality” shows has escaped… like the millions of microscopic air bubbles which are released at the very moment a cork is improperly popped from a champagne bottle.  (No one on TV knows the proper way to uncork a bottle… perhaps that could be a topic for Carole’s column…)

 

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Countess LuAnnie … “Buy My Stuff”!!!

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Another Housewife with another product they’re pushin’!  This time it’s CountlessLuAnnie… and she’s sellin’ some of her gently worn frocks.  Well, they look like they were gently worn!   The Countess’ meticulously tailored koo-toor items can by YOURS at ShopHQ … Continue reading

Sonja, LuAnnie and Ramoaner Quit The Stripper Pole… It’s Now “Aerial Yoga”

On the next RHONY:  Stripper poles are passe… now it’s aerial yoga.   And, yes, the laughable “baby” topic is mentioned…

 

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#RHONY RECAP “Unforgivable Debt” by Sandi Duffy

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RHONY RECAP “Unforgivable Debt” by Sandi Duffy   Sonja is having a party in the Hamptons. Aviva is there. Ramona cancels. Sonja is mad at Ramona. Carole, Luann, and Ramona are at a Designer House breast cancer event. Ramona can’t … Continue reading

RHOA Reunion: NayNay Called Kenyan To “Go After” Phaedra

NayNay “allegedly” called Kenyan instructing Kenyan to go after Phaedra during last season’s reunion show.   Watch as NayNay pulls rank and quickly shuts up Kenyan… Sheree would NEVER have been shut down by NayNay!  How interesting that Phaedra keeps her mouth shut.

RHONY Preview: Housewives Float By At Mermaid Parade…

On tonight’s RHONY:  It’s the required Mermaid Parade… and Sonja broke another tooth.  Time for Sonja to get that PR with her dentist  lined up for some free dental work!!

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PT HOUSEWIFE Scathing Personal Book Review… PiggyDaddy Has Druggie Kid

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PT Housewife has a few customer reviews at Amazon.com for her book… THIS review seems to have some personal information re PT Housewife… the writer states they’re from Washington DC, where Harry Dubin’s family is from. Harry Dubin is the son … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… All The Housewives News That Isn’t That Important…BUT Ya Gotta READ!!

Oxygen Media disguises famous faces in pop culture on the hilarious new hidden camera series “Celebrities Undercover.” The half-hour series will feature two celebrities concealing their true identity with the use of prosthetic make-up to find out what unsuspecting fans … Continue reading

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BOOK TITLES BEING SOLD AS FOOD IN GROCERY STORES! Housewives Books Now Made Into Food!

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THOSE MORONS AT NPR  are pushin’ MORE people besides that human garbage can, Andrew Zimmern, to eat those great tasting fish heads.  Fish heads which were designated as TRASH.         NOTE:  Getting sick of all those shows featuring … Continue reading

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PT HOUSEWIFE: Could This TodayShow Interview BE Any Duller???

PT Housewife visiting with Hoda and KathieLee… PT says nothing that ain’t already known… she’s there to push her book. NOTE:  PT fails to mention that her PoopiePiggy sex-addict Daddy ripped off MaryLouRetton for $1.4 million! PT also fails to … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: Season Six Preview…

Bravo is pullin’ out all the stops in preparation for the sixth season of the RHONY!

Will the addition of Kristen “Tallmark” Taekman be the answer to the RHONY’s sagging viewer interest?   OR… will Kristen’s presence and her much-publicized friendship with DrunkOtis be a detriment?

 

 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: Finally! A Truthful Intro!!

The RHONY Season Six intro…

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HOW MUCH ARE THE HOUSEWIVES COMMANDING FOR APPEARANCE FEES??? Which Housewives Are The Lowest… Which Are The Highest Paid??

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THESE HOUSEWIVES ARE ALL LESS THAN $10,000: It’s amazing that somma these HWs “command” any amount! HOUSEWIVES IN THE $10,000 TO $20,000 CATEGORY: YES, this group includes Alexis Bellino and Kelly Bensimon… HOUSEWIVES IN THE “CONTACT US FOR FEE” CATEGORY… … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: NayNay “Clothing Label”…Ramona Singer “Tweets”… JillZ “Protecting Mario”…KimZolciak “Money” … NEW WatchWhatCrappens Podcast!!

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ANOTHER Housewife with a clothing line!  Would YOU wear the KimZolciak NayNay label??? MORE re RamoanerSinger separation… JillZ says that Ramoaner was “protecting” Mario!    JillZ says she’s gonna be on an Opree “Where Are They Now?” episode, although nothing … Continue reading

SH **EXCLUSIVE** … MissAndy’s Special Request Of SH Readers… Which Housewives Would YOU Dump??

MissAndy wants to know!!!

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: LuAnnie Phased Out… Kyle “Diet And Exercise” BS… Kristen… Gigi Tweets

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HagfaceKyle is claiming that she did it all by diet… and exercise!!  No plastic surgery mentioned!!!  The above article says that HagfaceKyle lost SEVEN lbs! We’re givin’ HagfaceKyle’s ridiculous “diet regimen” and her SEVEN lb weight loss  33934723,3394837,0038 Dr. Evils: … Continue reading