Sonja Morgan shows up around the 2:35 mark in this AlexanderWang video featuring ChrisKattan as Mango… his character from SNL. Somehow, this is simply not funny. BFrankel and JasonHoppy have ended their child custody dispute… they will be co-parenting. … Continue reading →
Ramoaner is blocked in at the restaurant and is forced to listen, as the NY Wives repeat the story of the alleged assault on Tallmark and Ramoaner’s flight from HollaHeather’sHouse. Note to Ramoaner: You coulda gone all Oklahoma on their azzes!!
NOTE: The Tallmark assault was totally PHONY. Where was the blood? Where was the cut lip? Watching the “Ramoaner hits Tallmark with Wine Glass” episode frame by frame, there was NO evidence of injury… NurseLuAnnie misdiagnosed!
The OC Housewives took a break and did not air a new episode last night… they were not missed. Tonight’s RHONY makes up for OC’s absence, as all the Housewives shows now meld into a big old sludge pile of predictability and sameness. Here’s an idea to jazz up these uber-BOOOOOORING shows: a “reality” show using the Wives’ drag queen doubles; there would be two Wives to udderly confuse those boobs known as HouseHusbands! (The incorrect spelling was necessary for the intended pun…) The new show would be a mix of “WifeSwap,” “DragRace” and “MyFiveWives”… think of the years of story lines!!!
In the meantime, the RHONY are dragging out their ridiculous story lines and phony baloney PR BS. As mentioned previously, the “missing” and cough, cough “fired” PT Housewife will be back next week…
On the RHONY: Carole … who swears that she’s not on the RHONY to push her books (honest, she said that in a tweet!)… has taken over LuAnnie’s job as an advice-giver of all things proper. What a piggy thing to do and what a slap in the face to LuAnnie! Why didn’t Carole suggest to “Town And Country” that they use, as Carole says, the person who “wrote the book,” LuAnnie!?!? What a crock! Another ridiculous story line… one that was required to draw the demoted LuAnnie into the scene. Yeah… we can see through all of this total TomFooleryFakery. AND.. hey, Carole… get yourself some new hair and makeup people! You’re not lookin’ too good there…’specially if you’re goin’ on a manhunt!
Bytheway… the source for everything in LuAnnie’s book and in Carole’s column has already been written decades ago by Emily Post and Amy Vanderbilt. Nuthin’ new there… move along!
RHONY Carole Needs LuAnnie’s Help
We’re givin’ this preview 3399346643,003463463 CountessesOnACamel… just ’cause the humor with these “reality” shows has escaped… like the millions of microscopic air bubbles which are released at the very moment a cork is improperly popped from a champagne bottle. (No one on TV knows the proper way to uncork a bottle… perhaps that could be a topic for Carole’s column…)
Another Housewife with another product they’re pushin’! This time it’s CountlessLuAnnie… and she’s sellin’ some of her gently worn frocks. Well, they look like they were gently worn! The Countess’ meticulously tailored koo-toor items can by YOURS at ShopHQ … Continue reading →
RHONY RECAP “Unforgivable Debt” by Sandi Duffy Sonja is having a party in the Hamptons. Aviva is there. Ramona cancels. Sonja is mad at Ramona. Carole, Luann, and Ramona are at a Designer House breast cancer event. Ramona can’t … Continue reading →
NayNay “allegedly” called Kenyan instructing Kenyan to go after Phaedra during last season’s reunion show. Watch as NayNay pulls rank and quickly shuts up Kenyan… Sheree would NEVER have been shut down by NayNay! How interesting that Phaedra keeps her mouth shut.
PT Housewife has a few customer reviews at Amazon.com for her book… THIS review seems to have some personal information re PT Housewife… the writer states they’re from Washington DC, where Harry Dubin’s family is from. Harry Dubin is the son … Continue reading →
Oxygen Media disguises famous faces in pop culture on the hilarious new hidden camera series “Celebrities Undercover.” The half-hour series will feature two celebrities concealing their true identity with the use of prosthetic make-up to find out what unsuspecting fans … Continue reading →
THOSE MORONS AT NPR are pushin’ MORE people besides that human garbage can, Andrew Zimmern, to eat those great tasting fish heads. Fish heads which were designated as TRASH. NOTE: Getting sick of all those shows featuring … Continue reading →
PT Housewife visiting with Hoda and KathieLee… PT says nothing that ain’t already known… she’s there to push her book. NOTE: PT fails to mention that her PoopiePiggy sex-addict Daddy ripped off MaryLouRetton for $1.4 million! PT also fails to … Continue reading →
THESE HOUSEWIVES ARE ALL LESS THAN $10,000: It’s amazing that somma these HWs “command” any amount! HOUSEWIVES IN THE $10,000 TO $20,000 CATEGORY: YES, this group includes Alexis Bellino and Kelly Bensimon… HOUSEWIVES IN THE “CONTACT US FOR FEE” CATEGORY… … Continue reading →
ANOTHER Housewife with a clothing line! Would YOU wear the KimZolciak NayNay label??? MORE re RamoanerSinger separation… JillZ says that Ramoaner was “protecting” Mario! JillZ says she’s gonna be on an Opree “Where Are They Now?” episode, although nothing … Continue reading →