RHONY Preview: Housewives Float By At Mermaid Parade…

On tonight’s RHONY:  It’s the required Mermaid Parade… and Sonja broke another tooth.  Time for Sonja to get that PR with her dentist  lined up for some free dental work!!

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PT HOUSEWIFE Scathing Personal Book Review… PiggyDaddy Has Druggie Kid

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PT Housewife has a few customer reviews at Amazon.com for her book… THIS review seems to have some personal information re PT Housewife… the writer states they’re from Washington DC, where Harry Dubin’s family is from. Harry Dubin is the son … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… All The Housewives News That Isn’t That Important…BUT Ya Gotta READ!!

Oxygen Media disguises famous faces in pop culture on the hilarious new hidden camera series “Celebrities Undercover.” The half-hour series will feature two celebrities concealing their true identity with the use of prosthetic make-up to find out what unsuspecting fans … Continue reading

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BOOK TITLES BEING SOLD AS FOOD IN GROCERY STORES! Housewives Books Now Made Into Food!

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THOSE MORONS AT NPR  are pushin’ MORE people besides that human garbage can, Andrew Zimmern, to eat those great tasting fish heads.  Fish heads which were designated as TRASH.         NOTE:  Getting sick of all those shows featuring … Continue reading

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PT HOUSEWIFE: Could This TodayShow Interview BE Any Duller???

PT Housewife visiting with Hoda and KathieLee… PT says nothing that ain’t already known… she’s there to push her book. NOTE:  PT fails to mention that her PoopiePiggy sex-addict Daddy ripped off MaryLouRetton for $1.4 million! PT also fails to … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: Season Six Preview…

Bravo is pullin’ out all the stops in preparation for the sixth season of the RHONY!

Will the addition of Kristen “Tallmark” Taekman be the answer to the RHONY’s sagging viewer interest?   OR… will Kristen’s presence and her much-publicized friendship with DrunkOtis be a detriment?

 

 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: Finally! A Truthful Intro!!

The RHONY Season Six intro…

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HOW MUCH ARE THE HOUSEWIVES COMMANDING FOR APPEARANCE FEES??? Which Housewives Are The Lowest… Which Are The Highest Paid??

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THESE HOUSEWIVES ARE ALL LESS THAN $10,000: It’s amazing that somma these HWs “command” any amount! HOUSEWIVES IN THE $10,000 TO $20,000 CATEGORY: YES, this group includes Alexis Bellino and Kelly Bensimon… HOUSEWIVES IN THE “CONTACT US FOR FEE” CATEGORY… … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: NayNay “Clothing Label”…Ramona Singer “Tweets”… JillZ “Protecting Mario”…KimZolciak “Money” … NEW WatchWhatCrappens Podcast!!

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ANOTHER Housewife with a clothing line!  Would YOU wear the KimZolciak NayNay label??? MORE re RamoanerSinger separation… JillZ says that Ramoaner was “protecting” Mario!    JillZ says she’s gonna be on an Opree “Where Are They Now?” episode, although nothing … Continue reading

SH **EXCLUSIVE** … MissAndy’s Special Request Of SH Readers… Which Housewives Would YOU Dump??

MissAndy wants to know!!!

ANDY DUMP THE HOUSEWIVES PG

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: LuAnnie Phased Out… Kyle “Diet And Exercise” BS… Kristen… Gigi Tweets

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HagfaceKyle is claiming that she did it all by diet… and exercise!!  No plastic surgery mentioned!!!  The above article says that HagfaceKyle lost SEVEN lbs! We’re givin’ HagfaceKyle’s ridiculous “diet regimen” and her SEVEN lb weight loss  33934723,3394837,0038 Dr. Evils: … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: It’s Official… RHONY Back For Season Six… March 11 at 9 pm

Just move around the players and give them some new lines… the RHONY premieres March 11 at 9 pm.  SH readers knew the RHONY were comin’ back in March and not February back in November!

 

Yes, PoopyPiggyDaddy will appear…

POOPY PIGGY DADDY… Goin' After Ramoaner This Season

POOPY PIGGY DADDY… Goin’ After Ramoaner This Season

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SH **EXCLUSIVE** ANOTHER Sign In Front Of Tree Joodice House!! And…MORE!

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AN OC Housewife knew the owner… Sign next door to KomaKathy’s house… DrunkOtis’ house…2010… DrunkOtis’ hubbend strikes back!! FEBUS tried to get rid of them… nobody buyin’!! Crooksy ain’t kidding!! MO-Reese advertising while sellin’ real estate… Countless LuAnnie’s sign in … Continue reading

BEST OF: MissAndy… Miami Housewives… ATL Housewives… RHONY

Rounding up the BEST OF the funniest photoshopped items from Miami, New York and Atlanta…also including MissAndy!!

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LUANNIE DE LESSEPS, CAROLE RADZIWILL: Improv Classes Filmed Back in August… Will Be RHONY Story Line…

Read with great interest that CountlessLuAnnie has taken “comedy” classes at ThePIT (People’s Improv Theater) in NYC.  LuAnnie and Carole Radziwill will BOTH be featured doin’ their improv… the classes at ThePIT were filmed back in August.

More photos at ThePIT’sFBPage

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WE’RE FUNNY… AND THIS GUY IS A DENTIST!!

Is Heather Thomson pregnant… or is this just a bad angle???  More photos and details about last night’s “performance” from TheLaughButton

YES!! THIS GUY IS A DENTIST!!  NOT MY DENTIST, BUT A DENTIST… AND HE DIDN'T TEACH THE CLASS THAT YOU'RE GONNA SEE ON THE RHONY!

YES!! THIS GUY IS A DENTIST!! NOT MY DENTIST, BUT A DENTIST… AND HE DIDN’T TEACH THE CLASS THAT YOU’RE GONNA SEE ON THE RHONY!

Friends of SH used to teach at ThePIT… several years ago!!  However, they teached all they could teach at their time at ThePIT.  They have scattered to other parts to continue acting (MadMen) and to teach improv comedy!

But, we still have their very, VERY funny “Bridezillas” parody… from SH May 2012, which was shot right in Countless Luannie’s UWS neighborhood!!

Mary Magdalene is making wedding plans with Jesus’ mother…will Jesus’ REAL father show up for the wedding??   Watch carefully… at the 2:56 mark Jesus turns Joseph’s cup of water into a wonderful BloodyMary!!

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR: These Kids Had The CORRECT Test Answers!!!

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It is really a shame that children’s imagination and the ability to think… whether “outside the box” or just think for themselves… has usually been destroyed by the time they hit middle school. These kids should have been given extra … Continue reading

LUANN DE LESSEPS: LuAnnie On The Loose!!… David Schwimmer Finally Free!

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Well, who didn’t see this comin’??  Countless LuAnnie is doing her part to push the Real Housewives of New York’s new season by participating in the usual pre-season PR work.

NOTE:  If you are new to all this Housewives stuff, all the Housewives start buzzing around approximately six weeks prior to their new season beginning.  The RHONY’s season six will start in February.  Therefore, watch for the NY Housewives to pop up in all the usual places aka MissAndy’s NYMediaMafia… and any other media outlets which will have them… to drop some hints which will attempt to entice you to watch!  All of this pre-planned PR work never, ever proves to equal the actual episodes which make up the franchise’s season!  

All this to say this:  the RHONY Housewives are climbing out of hibernation… a sure sign that they are springing into a new season!  

While we’re talkin’ about the RHONY… we did a complete “Everything you ever wanted to know” item about the alleged newest addition to the RHONY, Kristen Taekman.   If you wanna read everything about Kristen, see SH November 23, 2013.

OK… back to Countless Luannie.  There was nothing more for her boyfriend, Jawks, to do… nowhere to take that story line.

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Luannie and Jawks’ pregnancy story was a joke… simply so NOT believable that the producers were probably laughing when they were sittin’ around before season five started as they were bouncing off story line ideas for each of the Housewives!  HAHAHA!!

Let’s see if viewers will go for Luannie gettin’ pregnant… if they do, we’ll keep Jawks; if they don’t, Jawks will have to marry Luannie and if he don’t wanna marry Luannie, then he’ll just have to get used to no more Bravo paychecks!  Oh, this is so much fun!! A-HAHA-HAAH!!!

Needless to say, Luannie is no longer with Jawks.  That leaves Luannie on the loose!!

I'LL DATE ANYONE!!  AS LONG AS CAMERAS ARE THERE… AND I'M GETTIN' PAID!!

I’LL DATE ANYONE!! AS LONG AS CAMERAS ARE THERE… AND I’M GETTIN’ PAID!!

As part of Luannie’s pre-season PR work, Luannie agreed to have a blind date filmed.  The date was arranged as part of the SteveHarveyShow… ’cause if you’re a Housewife, you must have everything you do filmed!   After all, it IS their “real” lives you’re supposed to be watching!

OK… now that I’ve caught my breath from laughing so hard at that last sentence… about the Housewives bein’ “real”… let’s watch Luannie on her date!!   NOTE:  Didn’t Martha Stewart already do this?? 

What will happen next to Luannie’s quest for men on the RHONY??

Now that there are THREE New York Housewives with no HouseHusbands… will these single Housewives be fighting over the ever-available PoopyPiggyDisgustingDaddy (PT Housewife’s father)??

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Oh, never mind that story line… the RHONY producers already have PoopyPigggyDaddy lined up with a much younger woman!   BLEEEEECH!!

Let’s take a look at one of the funniest scenes from the RHONY… Luannie on a camel!!

(Thanks to SH readers “LB/GF” “PMG” “Jozy” and “PDM”!!)

Takin’ A SH Detour!! … Where Were You On Black Friday? … Atten-Shun Housewives: PR Deal Still Offered!

Sorry, still don’t get it.   What the hell is wrong with these people????

Why are people fighting each other over crap material goods????  These BlackFriday WalMartians are throwin’ punches over a damn TV!  A TV that will probably either break or be busted up… or be antiquated in a year!

If you weren’t there, you can relive the excitement, the thrill, the utter anticipation of the seconds after those doors open… on Black Friday 2013!

 

The BlackFriday offer to ALL the Housewives still stands!!  We know you’re reading this, all you Housewives!!  Which Housewife will take SH up on this fabulous PR deal??

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WINNER, WINNER… CHICKEN DINNER!! There’s A Winner In The Teresa Giudice “My JuicyJoe Can’t Be Deported” Caption Contest!!

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There were SO many great entries in the Teresa Giudice “My JuicyJoe Can’t Be Deported” Caption Contest!!   SOOO many that the selection committee had to put all the entries in one of JoeyMarcoGorga’s hats and just pick one! Thanks to … Continue reading