RHONY Preview: Dueling Brunches

 

RHONY Preview: Off To LuAnnie’s New House… Ramoaner Moans

FYI to Ramoaner:  The leaves of flowers should never be immersed in water.   

 

 

RHONY Preview…

It’s more of the same…old ‘cougars’ going after the young help.  Frankel’s screeching should be preceded with a warning.  These people are simply contemptible dumbasses. 

NOTE:  You KNOW that the RHONY, or any HWs show, are on their death bed gasping for air when a Housewife proclaims this to be the best season ever!  (On her new look, DullDina Carole says that she went to a great dermatologist.  UM, yeah, OK Carole… we would believe you if your skin doctor was also a plastic surgeon and a dentist!)

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RHONY Preview: Bravo/MissAndy Wants You To Care About BFrankel…

LuAnnie gets the chore of prying into BFrankel’s life.  BLEEECH.  BFrankel’s face is hard to look at and her voice is like a herd of feral cats fighting each other over a chicken bone.

BLIND ITEM! Who’s The NY Housewife With Cheating HouseHusband?

From CDAN:

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This NYC Housewife caught her husband literally in bed with someone but still won’t leave the guy.

No wonder he cheats on her all the time and brings people back to their place. He has no fear of her leaving.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

RHONY PREVIEW…

BFrankel says she didn’t like doing her talk show… well, surprise… no one watched BFrankel’s talk show.  Why Ellen kept pushing BleeeeechFrankel is a mystery.

Sonja gets the bad edit…

BLIND ITEM!! Who’s The Cheating EX-Housewife??

From CDAN

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This former NYC Housewife who would love to get back on the show was busted having sex with a man by the man’s wife… in the bedroom… he shares with his wife.

That is going to be one messy divorce.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!!)

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SH “HIT AND RUN”

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KimR breaks her twitter silence to wish her beautiful sister… who is ALWAYS there for her… a HappyBirthday! Tamballs’ son Ryan didn’t last long in Northern California. It appears he and his new family are moving to OC… MissAndy gets a … Continue reading

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LuAnnie Does Pre-Season PR Work For RHONY … Says MissAndy Asked Her For New Dance Song!

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LuAnn de Lesseps tells E!Online: “I’m enjoying myself. I must say, I’ve had the most fun this season that I’ve ever had. It’s nice to have Bethenny back; we reminisced a lot about the past…I feel like it’s like the … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” All The Tweets… From The Week! Special “Thanks” To LisaVanderpump!

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MissAndy knows the productions schedule and knew the day/time for the coffee shop shoot… he could have taken Sean with him!!  SeanAvery STILL hasn’t married his “fiancee” HilaryRhoda!  Sean was last seen signing autographs at RiteAid! KYLE RICHARDS… TEEN MODEL … Continue reading

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BFrankel Running The Show At RHONY And Pissing Off HWs! See BFrankel’s RHONY Audition Tape!

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NOTE:  BFrankel’s rules explained below are probably why SonjaMorgan took off to Phuket yesterday.  Quite strange, as the HWs go on the PR tour to push their new season six weeks before the premiere date… the RHONY premieres April 7. … Continue reading

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RHONY Season Seven Video Preview: Nothing New Here… Move Along!

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The best line is said by Sonja:  “I used to be classy… now I’m trashy.”     Hmmmm… did Sonja just awaken from a booze-soaked al-kee-hall coma to come to that realization?  How does Sonja’s daughter feel about her Mommy … Continue reading

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SONJA THE STAGGERING “WILDCAT” …

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From NYDailyNews: “Real Housewives of New York” star Sonja Morgan is a wildcat on the prowl — even when the cameras are not tailing her. Morgan was spotted in the street making out with a hunky stranger she met Thursday … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” Thoughts On Whatever!

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  The items which don’t deserve individual attention!  But, worthwhile nevertheless…or maybe not!  WHATEVER!! PT Housewife has to be thinking that she would do anything to be back on the RHONY!  She and Reid are not being thought of too … Continue reading

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RHONY: What To Expect…ANOTHER Disappointing Season! Carole Says Housewives Are “Shallow” Yet Accepts $$$ To Be One!

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From NYDailyNews: NOTE:  How many times will this broken record re the RHONY be played???  Those “mystery sources” say that the RHONY is another disappointment.  Except for BFrankel.  These “mystery sources” should really get together before they issue their PR … Continue reading

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More Rumblings And Rumbles From The RHONY…Sonja’s Fashion Show Hijacked! BFrankel Not Compliant With Other RHONY!

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From NYPost:  NOTE:  Just another PR item slipped to the NYPost to up the anticipation of the new season of the RHONY.  Unfortunately, the RHONY should have been axed two seasons ago.  This is the last shot for the NYers; if … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM! Who’s The Cheating RHONY HouseHusband?

From CDAN:

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This New York Housewife was supposed to do a photo shoot with her whole family this weekend but her significant other was off having sex with his new side piece instead.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

 

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WHY, SONJA?? WHY?? SonjaMorgan Displays Her Fashions At NY FashionWeek

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How many Housewives who are “designing” clothes will this make?  Sonja Morgan is the latest Housewife in the “BUY MY STUFF” category who thinks she’s a fashion designer. The RHONY were there to laugh at Sonja’s designs support Sonja’s new … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” All The HWs Items We Don’t Care About!! Did VinceVanP Get Boot From 12-Year Spokesman Job Because Wife Signed On To RHOBH??

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We give these items 99038646535354 Kens… Camber’s big “acting” role was a non-Union bit part on Restaurant Stakeout.  As a non-Union part, she receives a small payment and no residuals. HouseHusbandKen pushin’ PumpMyStomach’s VODKA… KingD is crying!!  Looks like he … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” … HOUSEWIVES EDITION! DrunkOtis Out? NayNay “Modeling”? Snooki NOT A RHONJ! Loada Too Tired For Reunion? Countless New Record? MissAndy Q&A “BuyMyBook”! And MORE!!!

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What could be more apropos on Friday the 13th than Housewives items!! DrunkOtis “hints” at leaving the RHOBH.  Don’t get excited… it’s just one of those mystery source PR items!  OR, maybe DrunkO is making tons of $$$$ from selling … Continue reading

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A Picture Says A Thousand Words For The RHONY…

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NOTE:  This item would be passed over… except for the story told in these photos!  Pictures… from this PR item …say a thousand words.   BLEEEECH! BFrankel shows that she is totally detached from the other NY Housewives.  The Housewives don’t look … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… Items That We Don’t Care About

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The Housewives items which all get 9983746635534 Kens…   LawsuitJim takes his whining about FELONTeresa to the NYDailyNews… where he is STILL complaining about waiting for FELONTeresa and throws in a plug for his wife’s new fitness business.   SHUT … Continue reading

LuAnnie Doing Pre-Season PR For RHONY: BFrankel is Great… CountessLuann Still Talks With JillZ; Not Silex

We give LuAnnie’s stab at ginning up some interest in her crappy Housewives RHONY franchise and in BFrankel’s return 88936465355354 Kens…

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THE PHONY CASTING CALL FOR BRAVO HOUSEWIVES!! It’s Hysterical!! Was It Written By A Housewife Ghostwriter??

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The Real Housewives on Bravo  Casting for new wives for Bravo Network TV Show “The Real Housewives”. The infamous reality television series “The Real Housewives” which airs on Bravo Television Network is looking for new housewives for a brand spanking … Continue reading

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MORE HOUSEWIVES TWEETS!! DrunkO “BuyMyStuff”! HagfaceKyle TV Mystery! BYE NayNay! Loada’s LifeAdvice! WackyJackieChan Pushing Drink! Missy Tweeting “MORE Gorgas”!! B-Day Cards For Teresa’s Kid!!

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DrunkOtisStore… BUY MY CRAP STUFF!!!   Seriously… who is buying this junk? \    HagfaceKyle can’t figure out her TV… Loada is STILL giving out her life advice… Perhaps Loada could be cured of all her ailments by drinking some of … Continue reading