Well, who didn’t see this comin’?? Countless LuAnnie is doing her part to push the Real Housewives of New York’s new season by participating in the usual pre-season PR work.
NOTE: If you are new to all this Housewives stuff, all the Housewives start buzzing around approximately six weeks prior to their new season beginning. The RHONY’s season six will start in February. Therefore, watch for the NY Housewives to pop up in all the usual places aka MissAndy’s NYMediaMafia… and any other media outlets which will have them… to drop some hints which will attempt to entice you to watch! All of this pre-planned PR work never, ever proves to equal the actual episodes which make up the franchise’s season!
All this to say this: the RHONY Housewives are climbing out of hibernation… a sure sign that they are springing into a new season!
While we’re talkin’ about the RHONY… we did a complete “Everything you ever wanted to know” item about the alleged newest addition to the RHONY, Kristen Taekman. If you wanna read everything about Kristen, see SH November 23, 2013.
OK… back to Countless Luannie. There was nothing more for her boyfriend, Jawks, to do… nowhere to take that story line.
Luannie and Jawks’ pregnancy story was a joke… simply so NOT believable that the producers were probably laughing when they were sittin’ around before season five started as they were bouncing off story line ideas for each of the Housewives! HAHAHA!!
Let’s see if viewers will go for Luannie gettin’ pregnant… if they do, we’ll keep Jawks; if they don’t, Jawks will have to marry Luannie and if he don’t wanna marry Luannie, then he’ll just have to get used to no more Bravo paychecks! Oh, this is so much fun!! A-HAHA-HAAH!!!
Needless to say, Luannie is no longer with Jawks. That leaves Luannie on the loose!!
As part of Luannie’s pre-season PR work, Luannie agreed to have a blind date filmed. The date was arranged as part of the SteveHarveyShow… ’cause if you’re a Housewife, you must have everything you do filmed! After all, it IS their “real” lives you’re supposed to be watching!
OK… now that I’ve caught my breath from laughing so hard at that last sentence… about the Housewives bein’ “real”… let’s watch Luannie on her date!! NOTE: Didn’t Martha Stewart already do this??
What will happen next to Luannie’s quest for men on the RHONY??
Now that there are THREE New York Housewives with no HouseHusbands… will these single Housewives be fighting over the ever-available PoopyPiggyDisgustingDaddy (PT Housewife’s father)??
Oh, never mind that story line… the RHONY producers already have PoopyPigggyDaddy lined up with a much younger woman! BLEEEEECH!!
Let’s take a look at one of the funniest scenes from the RHONY… Luannie on a camel!!
(Thanks to SH readers “LB/GF” “PMG” “Jozy” and “PDM”!!)