DrunkOits has never looked skankier as she welcomes professional packing expert, KimRichards, into her new rented house. DrunkOtis and her new crew take time out for the required scene of the young movers flashing their abs… DrunkOtis and Yoda have … Continue reading →
While selecting fabrics for her shirt order, PumpMyStomach gives the full run down of how she picked up her newest employee… who just happened to be walking to her job interview when PMS picked her up and the rest is … Continue reading →
PumpMyStomach chimes in on the “Kingsley Bit Me” issue. As usual, PMS stays true to her passive/aggressive personality. Saying that pit bulls are “wonderful” animals…BUT… “I think they are instinctually fighting dogs.” And, maybe for Kim, that’s not the best breed. Gee, thanks PMS!
Hi everyone! It is finally here: the new season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. It seems like it’s been forever, but I’m glad we are back. As you know with these blogs, we write them as to how … Continue reading →
MissAndy begged PumpMyStomach to return to the RHOBH… that’s the story and they’re both sticking to it!
MissAndy Had To Beg Pump To Return
And BLEEECH! PumpMyStomach is done with DrunkOtis…at least for this season.
PMS Is Done With DrunkOtis
NOTE: Maybe the Housewives shows wouldn’t be so terrible if they were labeled truthfully… as night time soap operas. The phony friendships, hard-to-believe connections and scripted lines are tiresome to watch and are turning people off.
PumpMyStomach gives her totally middle-of-road opinion of TreeJoodice. PMS really says nothing that Tree’s rabid fans won’t just love her for! Yes, PumpMyStomach barely touches on the fact that Tree knowingly committed a felony, but PMS knows that Tree is … Continue reading →
Just in time for the RHOBH season premiere…PumpMyStomach is now pushin’ her lifestyles living line at PopCultureLiving. VanderLumpRumpJumpDumpClumpBumpFrumpDonaldTrumpForrestGump products also include wine and martini glasses, a cocktail shaker and coasters. Why would anyone buy this stuff??? Among the offerings, PMS … Continue reading →
Bravo somehow got the impression that people are bored with the house and closet tours of the Housewives and want to see more, so they’ve added another voyeuristic dimension…Housewives cars. DrunkOtis and PumpMyStomach explain their vehicles and, of course, DrunkOits is in love sexually attracted to hers:
It’s time for the RHOBH to start their PR campaign to drum up interest in their next season premiering in January. There will be tons of planted items based on that mysterious unnamed “inside source” and this is one … Continue reading →
LisaVanderPumpMyStomach hedged her bets by hooking herself up with Teresa Giudice… she would grab some of Tree’s rabid fans and some badly needed attention for herself by publicly sympathizing with Teresa BEFORE Teresa’s sentence. Apparently, VanderPMS actually believed those mystery … Continue reading →
Who’s paying for the unnecessary bodyguard???? The Joodices are coming up with some wonderful diversionary tactics before Judge Salas! Blaming a disappearing accountant, blaming Bravo for furnishing their house and blaming the death of Joe’s father!! From DailyMail… One of … Continue reading →
Killing two birds with one stone… the RHOBH are now filming in Amsterdam, which not only fulfills the required international trip for these chicks, but also is a free trip home for Yoda. HagfaceKyle and sisterKim got a trip to their PalmSprings house when the RHOBH filmed there recently. The video is quite boring, filming the HWs walking to their van…. don’t expect much more when the new season airs! NOTE: Yoda’s lemon house is STILL for sale!!
What an absolute load of BS! This was concocted by either Tree’s prison prepper or PumpMyStomach’s PR team…OR MissAndy’s instruction… Don’t believe for a second that PumpMyStomach just all of a sudden thought this up! After reading the headlines … Continue reading →
Another piece fueled by mysterious “sources”… just in time to create some buzz for LIsaVanderPumpMyStomach and the upcoming season of the RHOBH. This time, PumpMyStomach is a lousy tipper!! What’s next? An unpaid parking ticket?? Real Housewives of Beverly Hills … Continue reading →
Another show that should have gone out while it was still on top… and not suffer the embarrassment of staying too long over its expiration date: Dancing With The Stars. The official announcement of the new season’s “celebrity” lineup from … Continue reading →