RHOBH Preview: DrunkOtis And PumpMyStomach Have A Sit-Down To “Move Forward”

ANOTHER SNOOZEFEST AKA THE RHOBH AIRED.  Next week, it’s the long-awaited sit down with DrunkOtis and PumpMyStomach, as they talk about “moving forward.”  How many sit downs have there been with the same scripted dialogue?  Was hoping DrunkOtis grabs a pitcher full of water from the waitress and dumps it on PMS…

NOTE:  A good sign that the Housewives are dying are the number of tweets by each of the HWs to watch their show!  There were lots of them from the RHOBH! 

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SH EXCLUSIVE!! MissAndy’s Reaction To 2015 Story Lines… Same As Last Year! He Really Lost It Seeing FEBUS!

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HOUSEWIVES IN FINAL DECLINE

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We have written about the decline of the Housewives franchises previously.  It seems that others are now catching on. BYE-BYE… This excerpt from TheGuardian: Redundancy would seem to be another major factor for waning interest in reality TV. When Bravo’s The … Continue reading

SH “HIT AND RUN”

EX-OC Housewife, Lydia McLaughlin, who was only a HW to get some name recognition for herself and her HouseHusband’s magazine… now has a new, by appt only, mattress company!  Which of the OC Housewives will be the first to be pushing their new mattresses from Lydia??  NONE!!  Lydia isn’t dumb enough to give a $15,000 custom-made mattress away for a HW endorsement… and no OC Housewife can afford to buy one!

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MissAndy’s book must not be doing too well… he’s getting everyone and their MOTHER to tweet how much they LOVE MissAndy’s book!

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The “brilliant” LawsuitJim…

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HagfaceKyle does Christmas present humor…badly.  Look at how HagfaceKyle “rolls”… here.

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Crooks is off to another game with his brother!!  Wonder what Crooks got for his youngest child, Joey??  Crooks must be reading SH… he’s now absent from photos!  Too late, Crooks!

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Yoda does lyme face!  Don’t be fooled, it’s just Yoda with no makeup and a bad headache after listening to KingDavid pound on the piano for ten hours!

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DrunkOtis’ dream has come true.  Too bad no one will be watching!

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A warning from someone who went to the movie theater venue where MelissaGorga is hosting a NYE party.  VInnie from JerseyShore was the host last year!

I went to this nye last year the host was vinny from jersey shore he came in for 5 min and refused to take a pic with anyone or say hi and the bar is very small so to get a drink you had to avoid being pummeled by a mob of like 300 people all surrounding the bar …. But I’m sure Melissa will be very sweet and hopefully they worked out a better bar system.

If you’re interested in going to this event, where Melissa isn’t even using her vocal “talent” and has no say in working out a “better bar system”… there are more details here.

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More Housewives crap to sell… not TOO pretentious calling the collar “commemorative”!!

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“Sunday Fun day with my neighbors @officialkathywakile and @richardwakile ! Kathy made delicious homemade bread !! XOXO! #yum”

Too bad KomaKathy doesn’t have a kitchen yet and has to cook in WackyJackie’s!  RancidRichie looks like he just caught a whiff of KomaKathy’s green culinary creation.  CrookedChris looks like he’s having a breakdown…or just took a huge dose of thorazine.

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WackyJackieChan’s kid even approves…she’s beyond OBSESSED with disgusting pig RancidRichie and KomaKathy!

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BFrankel does bikini shots in Florida… she didn’t check her fake boobs before posing for the paps.

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CamilleGrammer does bikini shots in Hawaii.  Go Camille!!

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(Thanks “Dave” “Brenda” “anon” and “cybraxis”!!)

RHOBH Preview: DrunkOtis Throws A Party… PumpMyStomach Shows Up

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In this RHOBH preview, DrunkOtis has a party… with NO Fatburger stand!!!

All of her friends and family show up… and Leeeeeeeeeeeza Gibbons thinks DrunkOtis with the bad hair extentions has “fans.”  HagfaceKyle shows off her extensive lipo surgery by wearing a cut-out dress.  Yoda shows up with some flunkie guy and does her condescending bit when she talks with DrunkOtis and Drunk’s Dad about how proud she is of DrunkOtis.  And then… part the waters…  PumpMyStomach rudely barges into Drunk’s house party.   The only good part about PMS being there?  Her zinger to DrunkOtis’ mother and father at the end of this preview… after DrunkO’s mother makes excuses for DrunkO’s behavior.  PMS says, “I blame that on the parents.”

More interesting products in HagfaceKyle’s bathroom…Bean-o and Lithium

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YODA’S Very Private Suffering… Yoda Demands Private Ambulance WITH Private Chef!

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Immediately after filming a restaurant scene with LisaRinna and EileenDavidson, which will be seen on the next RHOBH, Yoda was whisked away from the restaurant in her fully equipped private ambulance!

Yoda’s private ambulance is staffed with 26 medical personnel who are prepared to care for her every need and whim. Yoda’s medical malady moveable mobile ambulance also has a chef’s wing, which explains why Yoda refused a meal at lunch. Yoda’s team swarmed the restaurant upon her exit and found that all the “regular” restaurant diners and the kitchen chef were cootie-covered!!!

Once ensconced in her private ambulance, Yoda rang for her chef and requested a “healthy” meal of a whole turducken slathered in bearnaise sauce with yorkshire puddings and side dishes of stuffed chiles souffle, whole kernel corn in a roux of wheat flour and tomato soup, deep fried beef fried rice balls… and, for dessert, Yoda demanded her ambulance staff make an 84-tier croquembouche!

Yoda gets what she wants, so the ambulance trip back to her still-for-sale-not-near-the-ocean Malibu lemonhouse was delayed while her ambulance staff of metal workers increased the height of the ambulance to accommodate Yoda’s ‘bouche.

Yoda was impatient with the ambulance revisions, so she called for her jet for the remaining ride back to her Malibu lemon house…

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RHOBH Preview: DrunkOtis STILL Trying To Be Friends With PumpMyStomach

On the next RHOBH, it’s another scene that is overworked, overdone and just plain OVER.   Although, they all look a bit bored and HagfaceKyle tries to not laugh out loud in this preview, DrunkOtis is still trying to get back in BLEEEEECH!! PumpMyStomach’s good graces.  Give it up already.

RHOBH Preview: The Required Sex Discussion Scene…

UNBELIEVABLE.  The sex-talk scene is now a required scene on all Housewives shows, it gives MissAndy the giggles.   Another reason to NOT watch this crap.   The viewer demographics have now gone down to mid-teens…

 

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RHOBH Preview: Who’s Going To DrunkOtis’ HouseParty? Screw PumpMyStomach… Invite LindaThompsonJennerFoster!!!

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In the upcoming episode of the RHOBH, there is MORE explosive discussion between DrunkOtis and PumpMyStomach… and PMS is keeping DrunkOtis in suspense as to whether she will show up at DrunkO’s newly-rented-just-for-Bravo house.  What’s the big deal? Who the … Continue reading

DrunkOtis Gives Her Opinions… Who Cares?

‘Kyle Richards… needs a haircut, needs some layers, and needs an attitude adjustment.”  DrunkOtis says that KimRichards is her big little sister… whatever that means. “Who is that?” says DrunkO when PumpMyStomach was brought up.

We’re givin’ squeeky-voiced DrunkOtis and her feeble thoughts 998736645353 Kens:

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RHOBH Preview: Two Lisa’s… What To Do With Moms And Swans

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In this exciting glimpse of FlippyDrippySlippyLippyLisa’s life at home, we find her discussing how she still has the body of a teen when she lays down the rules with her daughter’s about taking her clothes and how her mother in … Continue reading

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RHOBH Preview II: Lunchtime With Yoda, Rinna And Leeny… Yoda’s Emergency Ride From Restaurant!!

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RapaciousRidiculousBulbousBalloonLipsLisa has brought together two Malibu Housewives, for whom LargeLipsLisa has sacrificed her time by driving from her home in Beverly Hills to Malibu.  Which brings the obvious question:  Why didn’t DuckyLipsLisa pick up DrunkOtis and maybe even HagfaceKyle for … Continue reading

PumpMyStomach’s Christmas Party Tips!!

PMS says to screw it and take a vacation!  She’s taking everyone, except Ken… 

Watch As PumpMyStomach Fondles Her Swan!!

Lisa BLEEEEEECH! PumpMyStomach goes full-on wacko as she fondles her pet swan… after doing her usual “oh stop it!!  But, don’t stop adoring me and my pet-rat-which-is-mistaken-by-many-as-a dog”!

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HagfaceKyle’s Sickeningly Sweet Boring BravoBlog… With Her Diapers, DogBowls And Diuretics

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NOTE:  Why do these chicks even bother writing their gushingly saccharin boring BravoBlogs???   They give no real comments on the show nor do they give any personal insight after viewing the episode… which they’ve had for a week before … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: Yoda Nags PumpMyStomach

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At the required Housewives get-together… this time taking place at HagfaceKyle’s house… Yoda jumps all over BLEEEEEEECH! PumpMyStomach about not getting an invite to PumpMS’s PalmSprings “star” ceremony.   Maybe if Yoda got her really good friend, DrPhil, to come along with her, maybe PMS would have invited her!!

 

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SH EXCLUSIVE!! Santa’s Christmas Housewives Helpers!

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RHOBH Filming In Holland…

These people are simple morons.  Watch as they are filmed being filmed for the RHOBH.  Walking around in wooden shoes?  How touristy.  Worse than that, is Lisa BLEEEECH! PumpMyStomach’s choice of footwear.


AND… outside of their hotel.  Poor BalloonLipsLisa… she’s just not as fan-friendly as EmmyWinningEileen!  Of course, bleeeeeeeech! PMS just blows off everyone:

 

(Thanks “Conor”!!)

 

RHOBH Preview II: PMS Goes To PalmSprings… BalloonLipsLisa Packs… KingD Says Jello’s Arrest “Tragic Mistake”!

HagfaceKyle, Morris, her kids and Yoda eat dinner.  Lisa BLEEEEEECH!! PumpMyStomach does her usual “cutesy” passive/aggressive BS crap.  BalloonLipsLisa is excited to be asked to watch PMS get a star.  KingD calls his non-model step-daughter’s DUI arrest a “tragic mistake”…

NOTE:  KingD hitting Ben Vereen on the PCH at 2 am was a tragic incident.  Bella Jello getting arrested for blowing a .14, underage drinking and driving with a suspended license was NO tragic  mistake.

PumpMyStomach Matches RHOBH With Dogs… Except Yoda And Herself!

PumpMyStomach matches her fellow Housewives with their canine counterparts…except Yoda and herself!

 

 

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: DrunkOtis And PumpMyStomach 2012 Interview

Whilst searching for highlights from AlienShapeShifterPam Dana Wilkey’s GameNight Party, came upon this chat with DrunkOtis And LisaVanderPumpMyStomach from 2012 when they were still on speaking terms.  From watching and listening to this interview, it was pretty clear back than that PMS was getting very irritated with DrunkO.

Notice that BOTH DrunkO and PMS have had MAJOR face work done.  They both look haggified…

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DrunkOtis On WWHL… Loves PumpMyStomach Hates HagfaceKyle

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Showing that she can be even more disgusting than she is… DrunkOtis goes after two cast mates on last night’s WWHL… “To be honest, I care about her and I love her and that sounds weird. I lived in Northern … Continue reading

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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DRUNKS… IT’S AN OLDIE BUT A GOODIE!!!  MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him!  Ellie Judge after listening to Tamballs rant… in person! David Beador…  after drinkin’ a case of … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview…

We give this preview 7763993746363 Kens…

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DRUNK OTIS’ BLAH, BLAH, BLAH BRAVO BLOG: Smacks HagfaceKyle’s Parenting… DrunkOtis Is A Moron

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The show begins with Lisa Rinna’s birthday party. I watched the show and having not even yet met Lisa R. at this point, I can honestly say I can’t believe she is as old as she says. Lisa looks amazing … Continue reading