HFKyle’s MIL, the very “professional” Stella, has separated from her husband, Eduardo and is now hanging around the self-proclaimed ‘prince.’ There must be some very contentious discussions around the Umansky house, as Eduardo works with MO-ritz-eo and wife Stella … Continue reading →
These shows have gone totally fiction. It just so happened that PMS’s son’s BEST friend just so happened to run into PMS whilst in Amsterdam… and just so happened to “date” DrunkO?? Let’s see the text messages and hear the VM’s etc. This fake story line was just TOO fake. MissAndy/Bravo are now simply throwing anything at viewers hoping that something sticks.
RHOBH Reunion… Fighting Over DrunkO’s “Date”
SORRY DRUNK OTIS… THE BODY LANGUAGE WITH YOU AND HERMES BOY TELLS IT ALL! YOU WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM. YOU’RE THINKING OF DARIN…
NOTE: Let’s take a look back at how the RHOBH evolved… from the casting call to filming…and put to rest the bizarre claim that HFKyle campaigned and pitched herself and the show to EvolutionMedia. That claim was obviously stated by someone who … Continue reading →
Seriously??? Does MissAndy have so little material about these moronic Housewives that he has to resort to extremely obvious set up questions? MissAndy’s attempt at embarrassing Kimmer didn’t seem to work. HumoungousLipsLisa claims she was paid over a $1 million for a Depends commercial:
RHOBH Reunion Preview… Depends v DivingStars
NOTE: Interesting that HFKyle keeps her mouth shut when DangerDivingWithTheStars is mentioned.
Because MissAndy’s drinking games are SO passé, MissAndy/Bravo is attempting to lure in viewers to the sure-to-be-just-another-disappointing-reunion show by issuing official bingo cards. The cards give an indication of just how exciting the BH reunion will be! WOO-HOO!!
NOTE: ‘Tis time to read PumpMyStomach’s romantic novelist take on the RHOBH finale. Please read with an English accent… the accent seems to make everything acceptable. Well, it’s the final leg of this exhausting race. The sun sets on … Continue reading →
Hey, My Bravoistas! I’m in my American Airlines’ seat 36 hours later, flying back home from NYC, thankful to be on a safe path home. My prayers go out to the families and loved ones of the downed German airliner … Continue reading →
PumpMyStomach won’t forgive the phony slap. DrunkO says that Loada calls/texts her every day! How is that possible? Wasn’t Loada spending every moment trying to do massive PR work on her drunk driving “model” daughter? DrunkOtis’ hair extensions are distracting…
RHOBH Preview… PMS Can’t Forgive The Phony Slap; DrunkOtis Cries
Which EX-Wives would the present RHOBH like to return? No mention of CarltonTheDoorman or Joyce… or Scammin’PamDana OR Adrienne! AND… with which HWs from other franchises are these HWs friends? With which franchise would the RHOBH trade places? Of course, … Continue reading →
HFKyle and Kim finish up their sister talk. HFKyle says that their mother told them to never air their dirty laundry in public. Which is exactly WHY they are both on a “reality” show. HumongousLipsLisa show what a perfect fambly she has, after revisiting the HorrorsInHolland dinner where she lunged at Kim and broke a stunt glass because Kim mentioned her husband, HARRY HAMLIN. Do her girls look like HARRY HAMLIN or their mother? How much plastic surgery will they go for in a few years?
The amazing Loada has forgone her “stick an IV in me” selfies to attend the book launch. No HouseHusbands, so MO-ritz-eo’s mother brings a Danish “prince”. Camille crashes… no one cares if twitter blockers Eileen or HumongousLipsLisa show up. BOOOOORING!
NOTE: Whilst awaiting either KimRichards or HagfaceKyle’s BravoBlog, DrunkOtis has gifted readers with her insight into the further goings on with “The Horrors In Holland” by submitting another of her ghostwritten tomes! Hi Guys, It’s a new week and a … Continue reading →
From TMZ March 13, 2013.. NOTE: The story from two years ago was that Adrienne Magoof was to open a new restaurant right close to Lisa VanderPumpMyStomach’s Villa Blanca in Beverly Hills… with Eddie Cibrian! BACK ON MARCH 6, 2013, … Continue reading →
All one can hear is BLAH, BLAH, BLAH… KIM! BLAH, BLAH, BLAH… KIM! One would conclude that with all the experience HumongousLipsLisa has had with addiction/sobriety and her being personal friends with HagfaceKyle, SHE would have the upper hand in how Kim’s issues should be approached. Dear HLLisa: Great acting… and you remember your lines well. However, CarltonTheDoorman could have done just as well.
Who wants to watch anyone shop…for knick knacks? BOOOOORING. While shopping, all the chit-chat surrounds DrunkO… who just happened to “find” her phony boyfriend in the red light district. He was riding a scooter when he stopped to talk with PumpMyStomach. He’s a school friend of PMS’s son. ****EYE ROLL****
RHOBH Boring in Holland… Let’s Watch HWs Shop
The “slap” was a totally fake stunt slap. PMS turned her face as DrunkO reached for her. Had it been a REAL slap, based on the sound effect made, PMS’s face would have a red hand mark.