RHOBH Spots Naked Guy In Holland! Was It David Foster’s Butt???

The moronic Housewives claim that there was a **GASP** naked man strolling down the street.  And, they’re all aflutter…  

Really?  How do we know… why didn’t Bravo show the naked guy??  Bravo has no problem airing lots of butts!  Perhaps the naked guy was KingDavid…

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RHOBH REUNION SHOW… THE AFTERGLOW! “Most Intense” “Roughest” Blah, Blah, Blah… All The Usual Words!

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The RHOBH reunion show was taped on Friday… It was another really rough, tough and tumble war of words at the RHOBH reunion taping.   But, they say the same words every season about every Housewife reunion show!      … Continue reading

RHOBH Scavenger Hunt… Part I

Before they take off to Holland, Loada throws a scavenger hunt.  Loada could read, write, drive a car, make a speech and give orders!! 

Loada’s Scavenger Hunt… Part II

Filming the scavenger hunt scenes took a total of sixteen days!  

Every few hours of the hunt, Loada demanded that she be whisked away to the nearest hospital to rest… and to get one of her “stick an IV in me” shots to send out to all of her LymeFace followers.  Needless to say, the rest of the Housewives were more pissed off than what was shown in their CameraComments!

RHOBH Filming In Holland…

ORIGINALLY POSTED DECEMBER 15, 2014

These people are simple morons.  Watch as they are filmed being filmed for the RHOBH.  Walking around in wooden shoes?  How touristy.  Worse than that, is Lisa BLEEEECH! PumpMyStomach’s choice of footwear.


AND… outside of their hotel.  Poor BalloonLipsLisa… she’s just not as fan-friendly as EmmyWinningEileen!  Of course, bleeeeeeeech! PMS just blows off everyone:

 

(Thanks “Conor”!!)

 

RHOBH PREVIEW: Loada Gets A Free Trip To Holland! HagfaceKyle Loses Her Luggage And Forgets That She Nagged Kim For Being Late…

Yippee-Ki-Yay with a tulip on top.  A new “Housewives Fight In Another Country” three-arc story line.  It’s snoozefest time just thinking about it.  It appears that EyeD and PumpMyStomach found better things to do… like blocking on twitter!!

Will Loada fall ill enough to get a snapshot of herself in a Holland hospital for the continuing saga of her “Look At Me Vit My Sad LymeFaces”?  OR, will Loada call for a private ambulance to hook her up for a “stick an IV in me” selfie to fill her LymeGlobalTour scrapbook?

Will Loada stop by to see her mother?  Loada probably still has ill feelings toward her mother after Loada brought home her first fiancee!  Look, Mom… I’m a nice Catholic girl who’s gonna marry some Mooslem guy!  He’s not that good looking, he’s a really different religion and his name is MOhamed… but I LOVE his money him!!  Perhaps Loada and her mother have patched things up since Loada latched on to a bigger fish…

Really, HagfaceKyle???  You REALLY don’t recall nagging Kim four years ago?

PumpMyStomach Won’t Spill It!!

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PumpMyStomach won’t reveal the end of her story line arc.  Oh damn!!  We’ve been holding our breath waiting to find out if Ken’s son cares who his “real” parents are!!  SNOOOOOZE…

HagfaceKyle is adopted, too!!

 

PumpMyStomach On WWHL: DrunkOtis Talks Crap; Loada Gets Sympathy

NOTE:  Poor sick Loada… is never sick when she’s filming!  On the next episodes of the RHOBH, Loada gets a free trip to Holland!  

We give PMS, DrunkOtis and the ever-ailing Loada 99376635354 Kens!

RHOBH DELETED SCENE: KimKyle In Kar

ACTING!!!  The DrunkOtis and Kim as best friends story line was also ACTING!!  BAD ACTING!

PumpMyStomach Makes DrunkOtis Sing…

Wasn’t this scene done on the RHONY??

RHOBH Preview: PumpMyStomach Gets B’Day “Surprise”

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More excitement from tonight’s RHOBH… Mohammerhead and LanceBass are among those who “surprise” PumpMyStomach at PUMP.  The only person missing is Cedric…

See everyone jump up from behind the bar…exciting.

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RHOBH Preview VIDEO: DrunkOtis Goes To Loada’s House And HagfaceKyle Goes To PumpMyStomach House To Talk About Kim And DrunkOtis… Despite Her Illness, Loada Remembers Yoga Poses!!

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DrunkOtis pops in at Loada’s house during a RARE time that Loada ISN’T affected by her life-threatening disease for a yoga lesson. Loada tells the private yoga instructor that DrunkO hasn’t had a drop of al-kee-haul or any sugar… the … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: The vanP’s Enjoy Their Free Lunch

The vanP’s linger over their required free lunch scene to discuss how best to use the fabulous acting abilities of their cast mates!

NOTE:  You can see PMS’s great acting in her “ManTrap” music video HERE.  Along with music videos, PumpMyStomach was also TOPLESS in “Killer’sMoon”… TOPLESS!!

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LISA TOPLESS I CEDRIC

RHOBH Preview: PumpMyStomach Acts Shocked; Kim Says MYOBizWax!

In another preview of the next can’t-wait-to-watch episode of the RHOBH.  PumpMyStomach pulls out all of her acting abilities to look shocked when her employees and a few Hollywood friends jump out from behind the SUR bar to surprise her.  (Watch in slo-mo; PumpMyStomach is anticipating the big surprise.  Besides, it’s in the script!!)  

And, we’re totally with Kim… mind your own biz-wax!!

The MOST shocking nanosecond of this preview… Loada appears!!!  Where’s KingD?

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RHOBH Preview: The Beverly Hills Bad Acting Club

All of the professional actresses in the BeverlyHills BadActingClub, except for Loada because she was busy setting up “stick an IV in me” photo shoots, gathered at EyeD’s house to go over lines for uh… we don’t know.  Kim tells her Bette Davis story and BulbousLipsLisa is relegated to being the narrator, which she’s pissed about, as she says she is the most experienced actress! The last time DeformedLipsLisa worked was playing herself in a movie with her husband HARRY HAMLIN!!  HARRY HAMLIN!!!!

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HagfaceKyle’s Bizarrely Convoluted And Obviously Jealous Of DrunkOtis BravoBlog

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We pick up where we left off last week at the Gay Mixer. When Brandi once again brought up Kim’s late night calls to her, I said, “Oh, do you want to elaborate? ” I didn’t say that for Brandi … Continue reading

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DrunkOtis’ Ghostwritten BravoBlog: Addicts Are The Same As Anyone Else! Don’t Discriminate!

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NOTE:  THIS IS DEFINITELY GHOSTWRITTEN.  DrunkOtis is crisscrossing the US and it appears that she has given the task of writing her BravoBlog AGAIN to her ghostwriter. Hey Guys,  Hey Guys???  That’s a new one!! Seems every time I write … Continue reading

EileenDavidson Starring Role… In A MOVIE!!

Maybe VinceVanPeepin’ “encouraged” EyeD to take the role… which left the Housewives speechless:

We still wanna know why EyeD banished us from twitter!?!  Did HagfaceKyle give her orders… or, was it MissAndy… or was it Loada?? WHY, Eye… WHY???  

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RHOBH Preview: More Of The Same! But, The BIG Question IS “Who Gets Custody Of Kim?”

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RHOBH Preview: Custody Battle Over Kim Continues!

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HagfaceKyle abandons her gays at her gay mixup mixer to further whine about DrunkOtis kidnapping her sister, Kim. HagfaceKyle gives a brief apology to her gays and then returns to sniggeling and sniveling about DrunkOtis and Kim to the GladysKravitz’ … Continue reading

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DrunkOtis’ Ghostwritten BravoBlog: STRANGE UPDATE… After Being Called Out On SH RE “Gladys Kravitz” DrunkO Puts Up Video On FB

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NOTE:  There is NO way DrunkOtis wrote this.  The shows have gotten SO boring that not even the cast watches the episode… they have their ghostwriters watch and then write this drivel! Hello Everyone, I’m in NYC tonight and running … Continue reading

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HagfaceKyle’s “Don’t Blame Me” BravoBlog: Defends BigLipsLisa… HFKyle Doesn’t Want To Spill “Private Information” About Kim!!

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Kyle responds to Brandi’s claims in last week’s blog.  If you missed last week’s DrunkOtis’ GhostwrittenBravoBlog, where DrunkO was the first to pull the “I’m a MOMMY!” card…  you can read it HERE. Before I get onto this weeks episode, … Continue reading

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THE PHONY CASTING CALL FOR BRAVO HOUSEWIVES!! It’s Hysterical!! Was It Written By A Housewife Ghostwriter??

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The Real Housewives on Bravo  Casting for new wives for Bravo Network TV Show “The Real Housewives”. The infamous reality television series “The Real Housewives” which airs on Bravo Television Network is looking for new housewives for a brand spanking … Continue reading