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KIM RICHARDS: DrunkOtis Playing Switzerland… Straddling Both Sides

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Several sources involved in the production of the show tell TMZ … Kim’s protestations last season that she was sober were laughable. Cast members Kyle Richards, Lisa Vanderpump and Yolanda Foster learned to just look the other way to avoid … Continue reading

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DrunkOtis’ BravoBlog… Messages For Everyone!

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NOTE:  DrunkO’s brief BravoBlog was obviously submitted before KimRichards’ arrest… Hey Bravo Fans, Today was a fabulous day–t was my baby Jake’s birthday. We got his favorite Oreo ice cream cake, and for our family celebration, it was perfection. I … Continue reading

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PumpMyStomach’s SmokeAndMirrors RomanceNovel BravoBlog

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  Whilst awaiting Kimmer and HFKyle’s BravoBlogs, PumpMyStomach has submitted an entry… which may be one of eloquence, yet says nothing.  More smoke and mirrors from a Housewife!! And here we have it…the final episode as the curtain drops on … Continue reading

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RHOBH Reunion: Let The “KimBashingFestival” Begin!!

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This is NOT a recap. NOTE:  Whether KimRichards is sober is beside the point.  The point here is this:  One person was unfairly and brutally bashed on the RHOBH reunion.  That person was KimRichards.  While Loada can simply walk away … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: LugNutLips Boasts About Doing Playboy Seven Months Pregnant

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The RHOBH reunion show was another 42 minutes of sheer vomit inducing dreck.   The reunion wasn’t enough… there’s at least one more show!  LugNutLips Rinna (is she really a man??) boasts about her Playboy spread.  What a pig.  Wasn’t the Playboy magazine scene already done with Camille and FayeRancid?

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RHONY Ratings… Season Premiere LOWER Than Lead-In RHOBH

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THIS IS NOT A GOOD SIGN FOR THE RHONY…just proving that no one cares about Frankle’s return. “The Real Housewives of New York City,” Bravo Media earned its best Tuesday night of the year to-date among all key demos, according … Continue reading

From November 2014: PumpMyStomach On Kingsley…

From November 2014:  PumpMyStomach chimes in on the “Kingsley Bit Me” issue.  As usual, PMS stays true to her passive/aggressive personality saying that pit bulls are “wonderful” animals…BUT… “I think they are instinctually fighting dogs.”  And, “maybe for Kim, that’s not the best breed.”  Gee, thanks PumpyLumpy!  LumpyPumpy should know that there’s a reason that pit bulls are banned in Britain and in many US states.

RHOBH Reunion Preview: The Moronic Housewives Classy Side

The following is the “smoking gun”???  Once again, MissAndy’s attempt at a bombshell dropping is a huge fail.

An extra!!  LugNutLips stated that she would never be a Housewife… it’s just too much drama for her!

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HFKyle’s BravoBlog…She’s A Pre-Menopausal Martyr!!

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I’m so sorry about not writing my blog last week. My kids have been on spring break, and the last thing I wanted to do was think of the reunion and all of the emotions that I felt that day. … Continue reading

KEN VANDERTODD FACED “SCARY” PROCEDURE… It Was Just Another Hip Replacement!

According to BravoTV, Ken VanderTodd faced a “scary” procedure two days ago!!

Ken Todd faced a potentially scary procedure this week when he underwent surgery to have his hip replaced. After a successful surgery, Lisa Vanderpump is happy to report that he’s doing much better.

PumpMyStomach’s HouseHusband tried out his 2013 “SCARY” hip replacement on the RHOBH:

(Thanks “Darryl”!!!)

PumpMyStomach’s Barren Sex Life BS

Does anyone actually believe all the cutesy crap PMS comes up with about her alleged barren sex life with her elderly HouseHusband?

We give PMS, her cutesy anecdotes and her sex life BS 99374663535389997777 Kens:

RHOBH Preview: HumongousLipsLisa Sends Kim Threatening Texts… Then Cries

EVERYONE SHOULD TELL HUMONGOUS LIPS LISA TO SHUUUSH… OR SHUT THE F UP!   IS THIS THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED “SMOKING GUN”??  RINNA IS HORRIBLE…AND A HORRIBLE ACTRESS.

RHOBH Reunion Preview…

The RHOBH reunion show was simply awful.  This preview of the next and last reunion show looks to be not much better:

From The SH Archives: First Look At New RHOBH… Yolanda’s Birthday Present to Husband, David Foster

From three years ago, April 2012.    Here’s Yolanda Foster’s gift to present husband, David… a video!  “FOZAir” is David Foster’s jet..

NOTE:  The AmazingLoada was diagnosed with ChronicFatigueSyndrome/Lyme/MentalConfusion/Can’tReadWriteOrWatchTV two years prior, but despite all of her medical issues, could arrange and perform her birthday video to KingD!   Loada didn’t start her “stick an IV in me” tour or her daily LymeFace selfies until after she was given her role on the RHOBH.  “If This World Were Mine” was recorded to perfection by LutherVandross…  

RHOBH Reunion Preview…

It’s “Everything Eileen”!  Watch as Eileen smirks when MissAndy asks her how it was working without a script, because she knows that just ain’t true!  Everyone knows the story lines are planned well in advance:

DrunkOtis should have used one of HFKyle’s lines:

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DRUNKO’S GHOSTWRITTEN BRAVO BLOG… HFKyle Is “Slow and Not Smart”

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NOTE:  The RHOBH BravoBlogs are up (here), except Kim/Kyle’s… all are predictable.  DrunkO’s ghostwritten BravoBlog was selected as it is the most ghostwritten!! Hello Bravo and Housewives Fans, I was almost out the door to watch my littlest actor perform … Continue reading

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The Total BS Crockery Of LoadaTheMartyr’s BravoBlog: Next Step Sainthood … Martyr Loada Now Lives In Apt With KingDavid And Kid

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NOTE:  What a martyr!  After four months of lounging in bed, the chronically ill LymeLoada rolled out of her LymeBed to share with reunion viewers her agenda… and then she ran like FloJo from the RHOBH reunion couch before she’s asked … Continue reading

RHOBH Reunion: Max Living In Poverty… Preview Of Next Week’s Episode

 Max is probably hangin’ over at Cedrics house until Mommy pays the electric bill.

Preview of next week’s reunion show:

 

RHOBH REUNION: Whining About The Phony Slap

The reunion shows will consist of arguments about the most ridiculous story lines, producer-induced slaps and stunt-glass shattering.  

DrunkO and PumpMyStomach are chattering about THE phony SLAP!

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HFKyle Brushes Off Her MIL AND “Prince”… What Is Going On At The Umanskys? Watch Video!

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HFKyle’s MIL, the very “professional” Stella, has separated from her husband, Eduardo and is now hanging around the self-proclaimed ‘prince.’   There must be some very contentious discussions around the Umansky house, as Eduardo works with MO-ritz-eo and wife Stella … Continue reading

RHOBH Reunion Preview: HouseHusband, PhonyPrince, Loada’s LymeFace…And MORE!

RHOBH Reunion Preview: Sparring Over DrunkOtis’ Fake Dutch Boyfriend… Who Will Get HermesBoy?

These shows have gone totally fiction.  It just so happened that PMS’s son’s BEST friend just so happened to run into PMS whilst in Amsterdam… and just so happened to “date” DrunkO??  Let’s see the text messages and hear the VM’s etc.  This fake story line was just TOO fake.  MissAndy/Bravo are now simply throwing anything at viewers hoping that something sticks.

LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN HOLLAND!!

SORRY DRUNK OTIS… THE BODY LANGUAGE WITH YOU AND HERMES BOY TELLS IT ALL!  YOU WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM.  YOU’RE THINKING OF DARIN…

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HOUSEWIVES HISTORY LESSON: RHOBH From Casting To Filming… HFKyleSought After, Never Pitched To Evolution; Others Then Cast… Shana To Be “Business” Woman

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NOTE:  Let’s take a look back at how the RHOBH evolved… from the casting call to filming…and put to rest the bizarre claim that HFKyle campaigned and pitched herself and the show to EvolutionMedia.  That claim was obviously stated by someone who … Continue reading

RHOBH Reunion Preview: “Professional Pride”… HumongousLipsLisa Made A Million For Depends Ad

Seriously???  Does MissAndy have so little material about these moronic Housewives that he has to resort to extremely obvious set up questions?  MissAndy’s attempt at embarrassing Kimmer didn’t seem to work.   HumoungousLipsLisa claims she was paid over a $1 million for a Depends commercial:

NOTE:  Interesting that HFKyle keeps her mouth shut when DangerDivingWithTheStars is mentioned.