These shows have gone totally fiction. It just so happened that PMS’s son’s BEST friend just so happened to run into PMS whilst in Amsterdam… and just so happened to “date” DrunkO?? Let’s see the text messages and hear the VM’s etc. This fake story line was just TOO fake. MissAndy/Bravo are now simply throwing anything at viewers hoping that something sticks.
Seriously??? Does MissAndy have so little material about these moronic Housewives that he has to resort to extremely obvious set up questions? MissAndy’s attempt at embarrassing Kimmer didn’t seem to work. HumoungousLipsLisa claims she was paid over a $1 million for a Depends commercial:
NOTE: Interesting that HFKyle keeps her mouth shut when DangerDivingWithTheStars is mentioned.
Because MissAndy’s drinking games are SO passé, MissAndy/Bravo is attempting to lure in viewers to the sure-to-be-just-another-disappointing-reunion show by issuing official bingo cards. The cards give an indication of just how exciting the BH reunion will be! WOO-HOO!!
NOTE: If you’re wondering WHY DrunkOtis is “still a triangle ho”… please hop over to Ronnie’s place and read his RHOBH recap at TrashTalkTV!
Whilst searching for another item came across this from 2012. The moronic RHOBH are doing flips… and Shana does her bare butt shot for MissAndy:
PumpMyStomach won’t forgive the phony slap. DrunkO says that Loada calls/texts her every day! How is that possible? Wasn’t Loada spending every moment trying to do massive PR work on her drunk driving “model” daughter? DrunkOtis’ hair extensions are distracting…
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Which EX-Wives would the present RHOBH like to return? No mention of CarltonTheDoorman or Joyce… or Scammin’PamDana OR Adrienne! AND… with which HWs from other franchises are these HWs friends? With which franchise would the RHOBH trade places? Of course, … Continue reading
HFKyle and Kim finish up their sister talk. HFKyle says that their mother told them to never air their dirty laundry in public. Which is exactly WHY they are both on a “reality” show. HumongousLipsLisa show what a perfect fambly she has, after revisiting the HorrorsInHolland dinner where she lunged at Kim and broke a stunt glass because Kim mentioned her husband, HARRY HAMLIN. Do her girls look like HARRY HAMLIN or their mother? How much plastic surgery will they go for in a few years?
The amazing Loada has forgone her “stick an IV in me” selfies to attend the book launch. No HouseHusbands, so MO-ritz-eo’s mother brings a Danish “prince”. Camille crashes… no one cares if twitter blockers Eileen or HumongousLipsLisa show up. BOOOOORING!
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NOTE: Whilst awaiting either KimRichards or HagfaceKyle’s BravoBlog, DrunkOtis has gifted readers with her insight into the further goings on with “The Horrors In Holland” by submitting another of her ghostwritten tomes! Hi Guys, It’s a new week and a … Continue reading
All one can hear is BLAH, BLAH, BLAH… KIM! BLAH, BLAH, BLAH… KIM! One would conclude that with all the experience HumongousLipsLisa has had with addiction/sobriety and her being personal friends with HagfaceKyle, SHE would have the upper hand in how Kim’s issues should be approached. Dear HLLisa: Great acting… and you remember your lines well. However, CarltonTheDoorman could have done just as well.
Who wants to watch anyone shop…for knick knacks? BOOOOORING. While shopping, all the chit-chat surrounds DrunkO… who just happened to “find” her phony boyfriend in the red light district. He was riding a scooter when he stopped to talk with PumpMyStomach. He’s a school friend of PMS’s son. ****EYE ROLL****
The “slap” was a totally fake stunt slap. PMS turned her face as DrunkO reached for her. Had it been a REAL slap, based on the sound effect made, PMS’s face would have a red hand mark.
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MissyGorga is really pushing her stuff! Someone is begging Missy to “write” another book! And, not to be outdone by any dog-loving Housewife, Missy got herself one! Promise for a brighter day coming our way #SpringTime #HopefulAndDetermined #LymeDiseaseChallenge … Continue reading