PumpMyStomach chatted with Extra earlier today… and said nothing. Mario is taking a page from the KelseyGrammer book of Housewives, pushing for his wife to join RHOBH. Obviously, PMS doesn’t keep up with news re Kimmerz:
PumpMyStomach really tried to sell her “brand”… but, PMS is not immune to the Housewives “BUY MY STUFF” curse! PMS’s “lifestyle” items are now deeply discounted, but PMS is not selling the remains of her stuff via EBay as so … Continue reading →
Another HW who swore she wouldn’t be back for another grueling season, but found that the monetary gains were too easy to give up! The cutesy PumpMyStomach says that she doesn’t have a butt implant (who cares?); she hasn’t contacted Kimmerz (who cares?) and DrunkOtis is a bad tipper (who cares!!??!?)…
PMS … No butt implant
Kimmerz not fond of PMS either!
RHOBH Kim Richards Talks About Lisa Vanderpump…. Lies!
MissAndy is going full-on HFKyle and is insisting that the Housewives shows are NOT staged! (NOTE: In every interview she’s done, HFKyle would be asked if the RHOBH is real. Of course, HFKyle would respond that HER show is really … Continue reading →
In this scene from the ‘lost’ RHOBH episode… PumpMyStomach wants a baby. Perhaps PMS could grab FrontPorcha and give her lessons in the clenched teeth cutesy English accent so she could procure more acting jobs! Instant baby for PMS and extra income from FrontPorcha’s acting jobs…
Several sources involved in the production of the show tell TMZ … Kim’s protestations last season that she was sober were laughable. Cast members Kyle Richards, Lisa Vanderpump and Yolanda Foster learned to just look the other way to avoid … Continue reading →
NOTE: DrunkO’s brief BravoBlog was obviously submitted before KimRichards’ arrest… Hey Bravo Fans, Today was a fabulous day–t was my baby Jake’s birthday. We got his favorite Oreo ice cream cake, and for our family celebration, it was perfection. I … Continue reading →
Whilst awaiting Kimmer and HFKyle’s BravoBlogs, PumpMyStomach has submitted an entry… which may be one of eloquence, yet says nothing. More smoke and mirrors from a Housewife!! And here we have it…the final episode as the curtain drops on … Continue reading →
This is NOT a recap. NOTE: Whether KimRichards is sober is beside the point. The point here is this: One person was unfairly and brutally bashed on the RHOBH reunion. That person was KimRichards. While Loada can simply walk away … Continue reading →
The RHOBH reunion show was another 42 minutes of sheer vomit inducing dreck. The reunion wasn’t enough… there’s at least one more show! LugNutLips Rinna (is she really a man??) boasts about her Playboy spread. What a pig. Wasn’t the Playboy magazine scene already done with Camille and FayeRancid?
THIS IS NOT A GOOD SIGN FOR THE RHONY…just proving that no one cares about Frankle’s return. “The Real Housewives of New York City,” Bravo Media earned its best Tuesday night of the year to-date among all key demos, according … Continue reading →
From November 2014: PumpMyStomach chimes in on the “Kingsley Bit Me” issue. As usual, PMS stays true to her passive/aggressive personality saying that pit bulls are “wonderful” animals…BUT… “I think they are instinctually fighting dogs.” And, “maybe for Kim, that’s not the best breed.” Gee, thanks PumpyLumpy! LumpyPumpy should know that there’s a reason that pit bulls are banned in Britain and in many US states.
I’m so sorry about not writing my blog last week. My kids have been on spring break, and the last thing I wanted to do was think of the reunion and all of the emotions that I felt that day. … Continue reading →
From three years ago, April 2012. Here’s Yolanda Foster’s gift to present husband, David… a video! “FOZAir” is David Foster’s jet..
NOTE: The AmazingLoada was diagnosed with ChronicFatigueSyndrome/Lyme/MentalConfusion/Can’tReadWriteOrWatchTV two years prior, but despite all of her medical issues, could arrange and perform her birthday video to KingD! Loada didn’t start her “stick an IV in me” tour or her daily LymeFace selfies until after she was given her role on the RHOBH. “If This World Were Mine” was recorded to perfection by LutherVandross…
It’s “Everything Eileen”! Watch as Eileen smirks when MissAndy asks her how it was working without a script, because she knows that just ain’t true! Everyone knows the story lines are planned well in advance:
NOTE: The RHOBH BravoBlogs are up (here), except Kim/Kyle’s… all are predictable. DrunkO’s ghostwritten BravoBlog was selected as it is the most ghostwritten!! Hello Bravo and Housewives Fans, I was almost out the door to watch my littlest actor perform … Continue reading →
NOTE: What a martyr! After four months of lounging in bed, the chronically ill LymeLoada rolled out of her LymeBed to share with reunion viewers her agenda… and then she ran like FloJo from the RHOBH reunion couch before she’s asked … Continue reading →