HOUSEWIVES NEWS! SkankyJo LisaPump RHOA Spawn of Tamballs…AND MORE!!!

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SkankyJo is so desperate to be one of the Beverly Hills HWs that she’s carryin’ around a Stella!!!     DrunkOtis LOVES her Stellas!!!   DRUNK OTIS PROMISES THAT SHE’S NOT GONNA BE TWEETING… AS MUCH AS SHE USED TO! … Continue reading

SH “HIT AND RUN” THURSDAY: Miami Housewife TearDown… Paula Deen… BruceBrigitte Jenner… RamonaSinger… HWs Awards… MissAndy Would NOT Date DrunkOtis



EX-Housewife from Miami, FemBot Lisa Hochstein, now has something to do.  The Miami Preservation Board has given up the fight to keep the Hochstein’s historical house … the Hochsteins will be tearing down.

Pauler Deen is makin’ a comeback!  YAY, Pauler!!

Bruce Jenner’s HS photos… yes, he would make a good looking girl even back then!  KrisJenner says Bruce will be back on the Kartrashian show.  Bruce/Brigitte will be playing the nosy transgender neighbor…

As if you didn’t know… the RHOBH (except DrunkOtis and DumbJoyce) are in the new LadyGaga video.

RamoanerSinger’s Valentine’s Day plans… goin’ out with girlfriends.

Yes, Bravo now has Housewives awards.  We’ve been doin’ Housewives awards for years!  Wonder if they have the “Stoopidest Housewife” Award???  MissAndy said in 2012 that he’s the biggest SH*T stirrer and he loves gettin’ paid to do it!

There is a brand new WatchWhatCrappens Podcast!

Since Valentine’s Day is approaching, thought it only fitting to slip this in… MissAndy says that he would NOT date DrunkOtis!  After all that face lickin’ she did on MissAndy’s father…would think DrunkO would be a fav date!


GUESS THE HOUSEWIVES’ PLASTIC SURGEON: Which Housewives’ Plastic Surgeon Accepted The Most Money From Big Pharma??

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There’s a big cut back by BigPharma in their payments to doctors… spearheaded by GlaxoSmithKline… probably because beginning in 2014 the Feds are requiring medical professionals to report every penny, pen, pencil, paper and great trips they receive from medical-related … Continue reading


HOUSEWIVES NEWS: PT Housewife “LegsInBoston”…Lisa Hochstein “Raises House Price”… Brandi Glanville “SelfTweeter”… Brandi Glanville “OscarWorthyActing”…RHONJ Tweets… Lisa Vanderpump New Club Driving Out Retailers… BFrankel’s Talk Show Ratings BEAT By QueenLatifah… Teresa Giudice “FamilyTweets”

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This is truly pathetic!  PTHousewife just “happened” to be in the area for the 100th anniversary of Boston’s Children’s Museum.  The only other “star” in the area was John Travolta, but he was only there because he’s filming a movie! … Continue reading

HOUSEWIVES NEWS: “Manzo’d With Children”… Teresa Giudice “Keepin’ Out Of It”…Kroy Biermann… NayNay Leakes…Paula Deen… Wretched and Slimey “Brangelina Wannabes”… Lisa Hochstein…Evolution Lookin’ For Plastic Surgery Mishaps

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Under the working title, “Manzo’d With Children,” the pilot will follow the Housewife in her duties as the “ringleader of the crazy circus that is her Italian family.” Apparently, her adult children are driving her more nuts than ever: Albie is single and ready to mingle, Chris is eager to come up with the best idea since the stripper/car wash and Lauren is ready to entertain the idea of letting Vito put a ring on it.



How exciting!!! Maybe somma her REAL friends will make some appearances!!

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The tagline for da Zoids:  “It’s one crowded house filled with personality, laughter and ham… in both pig and honey-baked forms.”

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Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann tore his achilles tendon during the first half of the Falcons/Rams game this past Saturday and is out for the season.   Poor Kim!!!  Kroy’s gonna be home whinin’ all damn day!

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The man who allegedly attempted to extort $250,000 from Paula Deen has just been sentenced to 2 years in prison…  Well, Pauler ain’t a Housewife, but she could be!!

TreeJoodice wantsta keep outta the whole thing:

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Picture this:  Slade Slimey and WretchedRossie as Brangelina!  “We want to be Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! That’s the goal,” a laughing Gretchen, 35, tells Life & Style, adding, “At this point, we want to have, like, 26 kids.”


Lisa Hochstein wantsta be Brangelina, too!!  “When I drink, I become a partial lesbian…what’s a half lesbian?  Joanna is a good time when she’s drunk, and she’s so hot! We would be the hottest couple in Miami. We would be like Brangelina.”  So, who would be Brad Pitt??

NayNayLeakes, in a phone press conference last week, said she turned down many spinoff opportunities until this one (Dreamin’ of NayNay) came along.  UM… OK… All the producers everywhere were after NayNay!  Which is why TylerPerry changed his phone number!

Tamballs and Ellie are ploppin’ down in those Clubhouse Chairs tonight with MissAndy… WHY?  ‘Cause they get hitched on their spinoff tonight.  Watch for Tamballs and Ellie to be doin’ ANYTHING MissAndy orders them!  Tamballs needs that Bravo check…

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Are YOU the victim of some bad plastic surgery??  If you ARE, EvolutionMedia is lookin’ for you!  Hurry… deadline is September 19!

Evolution Media & The Producers of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills & The Real Housewives of Orange County are searching for people who appear to be 25-35 who want to fix their past plastic surgery.  NOTE:  Interesting… they want people who APPEAR to be 25-35.  No official ID necessary!  So, you’re 57 and appear to be 35… fill out an application!!


SH “HIT AND RUN” WEDNESDAY: Lisa Hochstein’s Star Island House “What A Dump”!… Will There Be A Tamballs Wedding?? Or… Has Ellie Found Someone New?… Adrienne Maloof “Tan Lines”… RHOBH New Cast?… LeAnn Rimes Pregnant?… BEER!!

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In an interview given to the MiamiHerald, Fembot and Miami Housewife, Lisa Hochstein tells why her Star Island house should be demolished… it’s a damn DUMP!! Leonard and Lisa Hochstein — he, a plastic surgeon known as “The Boob God,” … Continue reading


SH “HIT AND RUN” MONDAY: The Pope Resigns… Elaine Lancaster and “OJ Simpson”… Brandi Glanville “Book Tour In Full Force”…Lisa Hochstein “House Rebuild Delayed”…Yolanda Foster and “The Grammys”… BigFoot in Florida… AND… Machu Picchu Close Up!

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From TheBBC:  Pope Benedict is the first Pope since 1415 to resign. According to the Saint Malacy prophecies from, Pope Benedict is the next to last Pope. St. Malachy prophesized that the last Pope will be Petrus Romanus or Peter … Continue reading


MORE SH “HIT AND RUN” SUNDAY: RHOM Lisa Hochstein “Suing Commenter”!… flipit/Ronnie’s “ProjectRunway” Review!… Adrienne and Rod’s Kid…

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Fembot Lisa Hochstein is suing Jessica Lederman for something Jessica said on some website… somewhere. In checking the Miami-Dade Courts, this phony baloney very serious lawsuit against a commenter on some site was actually filed on Lisa Hochstein’s behalf FOUR months … Continue reading


THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI REUNION PART II RECAP: Lea Black, Ana Quicksand, Adriana de Moura, Karent Sierra, Alexia Echolandeau, Lisa Hochstein, Marysol Patton, Was Anyone Else There?… OH! MissAndy!

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The second part of the two-part Real Housewives of Miami reunion show aired last night.  What a waste of an hour… or make that 44 minutes! The production company, Purveyors of Pop, took a show which was not intended to … Continue reading


REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: Joanna Krupa, Lisa Hochstein, Marysol Patton, Lea Black, Ana Quincoces, Karent Sierra… RHOM Reunion Show Recap

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After watching the mess of a Miami reunion, it has increased the disdain I have for these women and ALL the Housewives franchises.   NOTE:  Word of the day for the Miami Housewives is “gratuitously”… if you recall, the NJ … Continue reading


Bravo… On Part II of the RHOM reunion… Marysol’s marriage and Alexia’s son are discussed…



REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: RHOM Reunion… Part I… The RHOM Have Taken A Step UP From Last Season!

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MissAndy has gifted the Real Housewives of Miami a REAL reunion this season!! In a REAL Housewives-like setting!  And NOT in his rinky-dink Clubhouse!  See the difference for yourself… NOW… THEN… NOTE:  If you want to see the entire RHOM … Continue reading


SH “HIT AND RUN” WEDNESDAY: Where Have YOU Been?… Lisa Hochstein “DecisonDelayed”… Porsha Williams, Kenya Moore “HairpieceTheater”

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Merry Christmas from Danille Staub! ******************************** Have YOU been there??I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I’ve also never been in Cognito. … Continue reading


KYLE RICHARDS, SHANA/SHAFT/SWINE: “TheHills” Was Totally Fake… Are The Housewives Shows??

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December 5, 2012 Shana/SWINE/Shaft was a guest in MissAndy’s Clubhouse the other night.  SSS gets no attention at SH… unless other Beverly Hills Housewives are involved… HOWEVER… SSS’s body language and her over-reaction to Kristen Cavalarri’s answer to a “Plead … Continue reading


SH “HIT AND RUN” TUESDAY: Caroline Manzo “Unfazed” By Teresa And Danielle…Lisa Hochstein “GaudyHouseOnHold”… Kramer Rental $100,000 a Month…Amy Hanley “SCR Profile”

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DonCaro is doin’ a Camille Grammer and tryin’ to rehabilitate her image… the “old” DonCaro is left with last season: From InTouch:  “I at least know how I feel and the past is where I want it to be. It’s … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: Givin’ Thanks… For Thanksgiving!… VIDEO

November 16, 2012   Bravo   Yes, Joanna, everyone knows by now your “comes from nothing” saga!  Adriana doesn’t mention her boyfriend!  BUT… most interesting is the body language between Alexia and Ana…

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: Next Week’s Preview… Elaine Visits Marysol… All The Immigrants On RHOM…

November 16, 2012   Bravo  On the next RHOM…  Elaine Visits Marysol; KarAin’t wants to freeze an embryo; all the immigrants on RHOM are pointed out…


SH “HIT AND RUN” SATURDAY: Paul Nassif, Adrienne Maloof… Lisa Hochstein “SpillsIt”… JoAnna Krupa “Topless” Tells Teresa Giudice She’s “ChoosingFame”… Kelly Bensimon “HamptonsHouse”… Vegas High Rollers … Alexis Bellino… And MORE!

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October 20, 2012  11:11 am ******************************** Now THIS is gonna be a great show! There have been so many blow ups during the shooting of the new based in Las Vegas Housewives-like show to be aired on TLC, “Vegas High … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: Lisa Hochstein and MamaElsa on “The Soup”… VIDEO

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: Lea Black, Marysol Patton, Alexia Echevarria, Karent Sierra, Joanna Krupa, Lisa Hochstein, Miss Elaine Lancaster… Premiere Party… UPDATE: Watch First Episode…

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September 10, 2012  3:00 pm   Miami New Times… The cast of the Real Housewives of Miami held their premiere party last night at the Forge Restaurant and Wine Bar.   Unfortunately, Lord of the Housewives and Master of All … Continue reading


September 6, 2012  9:30 pm   NOTE:  The RHOM will OFFICIALLY premiere its second season on September 13.  However, YOU can watch the premiere episode of the RHOM now if you have VIOS On Demand…


LISA HOCHSTEIN: New RHOM… Let’s Tour Her House!!… VIDEO

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August 23, 2012  12:10 pm   Bravo…                                  Lisa Hochstein… “A self-proclaimed “professional housewife,” Lisa Hochstein is married to legendary Miami plastic surgeon Dr. Lenny … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: Latest RHOM Ad… Premieres September 13 at 10 pm… VIDEO



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August 9, 2012  12:30 am                       Sonja Morgan…  NOTE:  Sonja looks great as a redhead! Sonja Morgan, Aviva Drescher and LuAnn de Lesseps attended the GLAAD Manhattan Summer Event at Humphrey … Continue reading


REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI… Season Two Preview… Play-By-Play!!… VIDEO

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July 26, 2012  3:00 pm      Funny play-by-play by Clara Lavelle from  MiamiNewTimes…   0:02: “Kiss my ring! And then you can kiss my ass, too.” Yep, based on what we’ve seen, that gem of dialogue from Lea Black is … Continue reading