HOUSEWIVES NEWS: “Manzo’d With Children”… Teresa Giudice “Keepin’ Out Of It”…Kroy Biermann… NayNay Leakes…Paula Deen… Wretched and Slimey “Brangelina Wannabes”… Lisa Hochstein…Evolution Lookin’ For Plastic Surgery Mishaps

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Under the working title, “Manzo’d With Children,” the pilot will follow the Housewife in her duties as the “ringleader of the crazy circus that is her Italian family.” Apparently, her adult children are driving her more nuts than ever: Albie is single and ready to mingle, Chris is eager to come up with the best idea since the stripper/car wash and Lauren is ready to entertain the idea of letting Vito put a ring on it.

 

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How exciting!!! Maybe somma her REAL friends will make some appearances!!

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The tagline for da Zoids:  “It’s one crowded house filled with personality, laughter and ham… in both pig and honey-baked forms.”

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Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann tore his achilles tendon during the first half of the Falcons/Rams game this past Saturday and is out for the season.   Poor Kim!!!  Kroy’s gonna be home whinin’ all damn day!

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The man who allegedly attempted to extort $250,000 from Paula Deen has just been sentenced to 2 years in prison…  Well, Pauler ain’t a Housewife, but she could be!!

TreeJoodice wantsta keep outta the whole thing:

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Picture this:  Slade Slimey and WretchedRossie as Brangelina!  “We want to be Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! That’s the goal,” a laughing Gretchen, 35, tells Life & Style, adding, “At this point, we want to have, like, 26 kids.”

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Lisa Hochstein wantsta be Brangelina, too!!  “When I drink, I become a partial lesbian…what’s a half lesbian?  Joanna is a good time when she’s drunk, and she’s so hot! We would be the hottest couple in Miami. We would be like Brangelina.”  So, who would be Brad Pitt??

NayNayLeakes, in a phone press conference last week, said she turned down many spinoff opportunities until this one (Dreamin’ of NayNay) came along.  UM… OK… All the producers everywhere were after NayNay!  Which is why TylerPerry changed his phone number!

Tamballs and Ellie are ploppin’ down in those Clubhouse Chairs tonight with MissAndy… WHY?  ‘Cause they get hitched on their spinoff tonight.  Watch for Tamballs and Ellie to be doin’ ANYTHING MissAndy orders them!  Tamballs needs that Bravo check…

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Are YOU the victim of some bad plastic surgery??  If you ARE, EvolutionMedia is lookin’ for you!  Hurry… deadline is September 19!

Evolution Media & The Producers of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills & The Real Housewives of Orange County are searching for people who appear to be 25-35 who want to fix their past plastic surgery.  NOTE:  Interesting… they want people who APPEAR to be 25-35.  No official ID necessary!  So, you’re 57 and appear to be 35… fill out an application!!

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: Season Three Preview… RHOM Premieres August 12 at 9 pm…

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Bravo… The Real Housewives of Miami premieres in ten days… August 12 at 9 pm! “Excitement runs high this season as both Joanna and Adriana plan their dream weddings, but not everything is smooth sailing as Joanna and Romain disagree about … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: Season Three Preview… Premiering August 12 at 9 PM

Bravo… Karent Sierra booted…

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SH “HIT AND RUN” MONDAY: The Pope Resigns… Elaine Lancaster and “OJ Simpson”… Brandi Glanville “Book Tour In Full Force”…Lisa Hochstein “House Rebuild Delayed”…Yolanda Foster and “The Grammys”… BigFoot in Florida… AND… Machu Picchu Close Up!

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From TheBBC:  Pope Benedict is the first Pope since 1415 to resign. According to the Saint Malacy prophecies from TheWorkOfGod.com, Pope Benedict is the next to last Pope. St. Malachy prophesized that the last Pope will be Petrus Romanus or Peter … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: What Will Happen to the Miami Housewives???

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SH “HIT AND RUN” TUESDAY: Caroline Manzo “Unfazed” By Teresa And Danielle…Lisa Hochstein “GaudyHouseOnHold”… Kramer Rental $100,000 a Month…Amy Hanley “SCR Profile”

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DonCaro is doin’ a Camille Grammer and tryin’ to rehabilitate her image… the “old” DonCaro is left with last season: From InTouch:  “I at least know how I feel and the past is where I want it to be. It’s … Continue reading

LISA HOCHSTEIN: Lisa Is VERY Upset…Lea Black and ElaineLancaster/James Davis Ruined Lisa’s Par-Tay!

Bravo On the next Real Housewives of Miami… Someone will pay for this!!!  What the hell is Lisa wearing???

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SH “HIT AND RUN” SATURDAY: Kenya Moore “TroubleMaker”… Alex McCord Accused!… Lisa Hochstein “MiamiToMars”

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October 27, 2012 Kenya Moore spoke with People and says she’s involved in all the pot stirring activities in season five of the Real Housewives of Atlanta! “…Cynthia was being disrespectful and overstepping her boundaries, so I had to let … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” SATURDAY: Paul Nassif, Adrienne Maloof… Lisa Hochstein “SpillsIt”… JoAnna Krupa “Topless” Tells Teresa Giudice She’s “ChoosingFame”… Kelly Bensimon “HamptonsHouse”… Vegas High Rollers … Alexis Bellino… And MORE!

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October 20, 2012  11:11 am ******************************** Now THIS is gonna be a great show! There have been so many blow ups during the shooting of the new based in Las Vegas Housewives-like show to be aired on TLC, “Vegas High … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: Lisa Hochstein and MamaElsa on “The Soup”… VIDEO

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: Season Two Opening… VIDEO

September 5, 2012  8:45 pm   NOTE:  Where’s MissElaine???

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI… DISSENSION IN MIAMI CAST … UPDATE… NEW Miami Housewife Ana Quincoces…

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ORIGINALLY POSTED MARCH 5, 2012   MiamiHerald…  UPDATE MARCH 6, 2012   10:00am   RE-POSTED JUNE 16, 2012                                             … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: LEA BLACK, MARYSOL PATTON, ADRIANA DE MOURA-SIDE, JOANNA KRUPA, LISA HOCHSTEIN… PHOTOS…

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POSTED FEBRUARY 29, 2012  11:20 am If there is any question as to WHO are the NEW Real Housewives of Miami… …The Real Housewives of Miami attending the South Beach Wine and Food Festival… …missing is Alexia Echevarria (Alexia’s reason … Continue reading

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ALEXIA ECHEVARRIA: ALEXIA WILL BE BACK FOR SEASON TWO OF THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI…

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POSTED FEBRUARY 11, 2012  3:00 pm                Alexia Echevarria Despite other sites reporting the Alexia Echevarria will not be returning for a second season of the Real Housewives of Miami, SH readers know that … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: SEASON TWO… NEW MIAMI HOUSEWIVES … JOANNA KRUPA AND LISA HOCHSTEIN …

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FEBRUARY 8, 2012   8:45 pm © STOOPIDHOUSEWIVES AND STOOPIDHOUSEWIVES.COM 2012 Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner via STOOPIDHOUSEWIVES@GMAIL.COM is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, … Continue reading