What am I gonna do with those scammers, the Salamis???
Dr. Drew really knows how to put together an all-star, A-one, top-notch cast for his ‘Celebrity Rehab‘ show. For his next attempt at helping celebrities with their weaknesses for drugs, sex, anger, hoarding, attention and general bizarreness, the cast will include the Real Housewives of DC‘s
Michaele Missy and Tarmac Salami.
Hey, Missy… let’s take everyone’s credit cards and cash while they’re in with Dr. Drew…
The rest of the rehabbers are: Michael Lohan, former NY Met, Dwight Gooden, Bai Ling, Jeremy Jackson and Amy Fisher will be in the big house with the Salamis.
Jeremy Jackson, Michael Lohan, Amy Fisher and Bai Ling
The fifth season of Celebrity Rehab began taping on Wednesday and the ensemble of addicts will be in treatment for 21 days… well no wonder Michael Lohan didn’t show up for Hailey Glassman’s par-tay! Hmmm… will KimG be making a trip to CA to visit him?
The big question is: why are Missy and Tarmac being forced on the public again? Can Dr. Drew cure them of fame-seeking, animal cruelty, party crashing, pretentious polo playing, striking the same pose for the cameras, delusions of self-importance, making bad wine, impersonating government officials, hypochondria, being con artists/scammers? IMO, the Salamis slipped out of the DC hotel where they were staying without paying their bill, called Dr. Drew and told him they were alcoholics because they couldn’t keep their hands off the booze bottles in the mini-fridge in their hotel room… knowing that they would be homeless unless Dr. Drew fell for their scam. Well, it paid off, because they have a place to stay for the next three weeks as they fake their way through Celebrity Rehab, plus they’re gonna get a paycheck for their acting job…