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THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI REUNION PART II RECAP: Lea Black, Ana Quicksand, Adriana de Moura, Karent Sierra, Alexia Echolandeau, Lisa Hochstein, Marysol Patton, Was Anyone Else There?… OH! MissAndy!

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The second part of the two-part Real Housewives of Miami reunion show aired last night.  What a waste of an hour… or make that 44 minutes! The production company, Purveyors of Pop, took a show which was not intended to … Continue reading

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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES: Andy Cohen… Andy Prepped Real Housewives Of Miami For Failure!… WHAT REALLY HAPPENED!

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ORIGINALLY POSTED April 7, 2011 RE-POSTED September 13, 2012  5:00 pm NOTE:  In anticipation of tonight’s RHOM second season premiere… on Bravo at 9pm… just a quick look back at what happened with the Miami Housewives, season ONE.   AND… this … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES: Guess The Housewife… The Housewife’s FEET!!… UPDATE… Housewife Revealed!!!

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April 21, 2012  9:20 am Which Housewife is wearin’ these shoes????                                          NOT DonCaro… NOT MugshotMarlo… NOT Larsa Pippen… IT’S ONE … Continue reading

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LEA BLACK: THE “BLACK’S ANNUAL GALA”… ELAINE LANCASTER IS A DEFINITE…TICKETS GOING FAST!… BUY YOURS NOW!!

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POSTED MARCH 1, 2012  11:30 am Lea and Roy Black’s annual event, “The Black’s Annual Gala” was a highlight during the first season of the Real Housewives of Miami…  Adriana de Moura-Sidi, Marysol Patton and Alexia Echevarria… goin’ to Lea’s … Continue reading

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MARYSOL PATTON, ALEXIA ECHEVARRIA: REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI…IN MIDDLE OF WEIGHT LOSS SUIT…

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POSTED FEBRUARY 23, 2012  11:30 am                                                  Marysol Patton… From TheMiamiHerald: The owners of two local chains … Continue reading

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MARYSOL PATTON: REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI…MIAMI BACK FOR SECOND SEASON…PHOTOS

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POSTED FEBRUARY 20, 2012  8:10 pm As mentioned on SH February 8, 2012… the Real Housewives of Miami have been given the green light to start filming their second season… HERE. Marysol Patton, one of the stars of Bravo network … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: SEASON TWO… NEW MIAMI HOUSEWIVES … JOANNA KRUPA AND LISA HOCHSTEIN …

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FEBRUARY 8, 2012   8:45 pm © STOOPIDHOUSEWIVES AND STOOPIDHOUSEWIVES.COM 2012 Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner via STOOPIDHOUSEWIVES@GMAIL.COM is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, … Continue reading

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MARYSOL PATTON PHOTOS… REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI… TO START FILMING…

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© STOOPIDHOUSEWIVES AND STOOPIDHOUSEWIVES.COM 2012 Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner via STOOPIDHOUSEWIVES@GMAIL.COM is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit … Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Miami: TWO Miami Housewives Got Da Bravo Boot… Shooting Begins Soon

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The undeservedly much-maligned Real Housewives of Miami is ready to start filming their second season for Lord of the Housewives, Andy Cohen… minus TWO of the original Miami Housewives.                        … Continue reading

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Andy… Talkin’ ‘Bout Stuff

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Do you know who I am? Yeah, you’re Randy Rowan… my second cousin.  I’ve already told you that nine times. OK, guys… we can’t take her out of all the footage, let’s just try to make RHONY good enough so … Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Miami Before on the After Show

Lea Black, Alexia Echevarria and Adriana de Moura were on WWHL with Andy Cohen before their season of the Real Housewives of Miami began.  It’s interesting to see the RHOM then as compared with now… now that their season is … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: Andy Cohen… Andy Prepped RHOM For Failure!… WHAT REALLY HAPPENED!

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                   Real Housewives of Miami….”We’re going to find that Andy Cohen and when we do….” It’s done and over with, but the Real Housewives of Miami‘s first season and reunion show is … Continue reading

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Andy’s After Show… Part II

If you watched the Real Housewives of Miami Reunion After Show, which was posted on BravoTV.com, you were watching an extension of the LIVE reunion show… the Miami Housewives continued their squabble for almost ten more minutes, with Andy acting … Continue reading

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Andy’s Experiment Gone Awry…

Andy Cohen right in the middle of the mess he made… nothing personal, Miami Housewives… From Andy Cohen’s Blog on BravoTV.com, April 6, 2011: “The Great Live Reunion Experiment of 2011 is over and the results were…interesting.  On the one … Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Miami Reunion LIVE!…What a Mess

The highly anticipated LIVE! Real Housewives of Miami reunion that took place in Andy Cohen’s clubhouse did not live up to its hype.  It was a disaster.  Andy at times looked satisfied with himself when the Housewives began sniping with … Continue reading

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What You Need for Tonight’s Miami Reunion Show…

Won’t it be great to see Andy in his house when we go to NYC?  It was so nice of him to invite us to stay and…   Uh, excuse me, Larsa… but we’re going to Andy’s CLUBhouse, not his own house … Continue reading

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Crispy…Too Awesome for Black’s Gala… and More Awesomeness

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Oh, that Crispy!  She is so awesome!  And she wants everyone to know just how awesome she is… Real Housewives of Miami star Cristy Crispy Rice is by no means shy and retiring and took pleasure in showing off her … Continue reading

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The Black’s Gala… Crispy Was a No-Show

Marysol (wearing Andy’s favorite ‘nude illusion’ style dress), Lea, Adriana, some guy Pitbull and Alexia… no dangling wires or bulging mic packs… a sure sign that there will be no season two… When you’ve got the cream of Miami society … Continue reading

Real Housewives of Miami… Recap

Venue | Marzo - Abril 2011Screw William Levy… this is my magazine and I go front and center on the cover…

How could it be that this episode of the Real Housewives of Miami is #5 and the finale is next week?  Well, it is and just a note:  there was NO sighting of Elaine Lancaster this week…elaine1b Summer Splash Wednesdays at PlungeElaine, you got robbed.    On to the recap:

Marysol and Phillipe got married on an Aspen mountaintop.  Marysol PattonThey look so cute together… I didn’t realize until I looked up his mug shot that Phillipe is 6′ 5″… Yo, Marysol… let’s get married…

The justice of the peace read the wedding vows they wrote for each other… and back at home in Miami, Phillipe surprises Marysol by installing his ‘wine cellar’ in Marysol’s apartment, which Marysol isn’t too happy about.

A wine refrigerator, Phillipe…

William Levy stops by Alexia’s magazine for his second feature in and cover on her magazine and she just looooves William Levy.  Understandable, Alexia, understandable… Herman or William… your infatuation with WL is totally understandable.

Venue | Julio - Agosto 2010 Hey… got the cover again… I’m much prettier than the owner-chick…

Larsa stops by her favorite restaurant with her friend Tara to speak with the chef at Martarano’s to arrange a cooking lesson with owner Steve Martarano… a brute with a whisk and knife skills… sexy!  At least Larsa thinks so…

I can whip yo azz, whip you into shape or whip up a souffle… take your pick.

Alexia is in a car wreck on the way to the fashion show and calls Crispy Rice to let her know that she won’t be able to model, so Crispy takes over Alexia’s modeling job.

Alexia Gets Into a Car AccidentHmm… Alexia walked away from this in one piece… come on, she could’ve made her modeling gig…

Crispy let’s everyone know that Alexia’s clothes don’t fit her properly because Alexia is bigger than she is… slap!  Crispy always give backhanded compliments or outright digs at her fellow housewives… what a biatch.

E18158standAlexia would never fit her huge-ness into my ‘meet my kids’ teachers’ outfit…

After the cooking lesson with chef Steve, everyone begins to dine on their creations. Marysol passes around her wedding photo and then Adriana mentions Crispy’s slow payment for attending the Mayor of Miami’s annual gala… really, Adriana… why?  It’s just too boring to rehash this again…

An Upset Christy Looking at AdrianaCrispy givin’ Adriana the death stare…

Marysol Is NOTE:  Is Kim Zolciak aware that Marysol knows Kim’s Miami host, Thomas Kramer… or does he just pose for photos with everyone?   Yeah, he poses with everyone… just like Shana/Taylor.