OK… WHO PUT THE WHOOPIE CUSHION UNDER MY SEAT?
Despite saying in her BravoBlog that she is totally naive about all those nasty and “untrue” tabloid “stories”…
“… After the lunch at Carlton’s that you saw last week, a story came out on the Internet. SOMEONE leaked what happened that day and talked about what Brandi, Yolanda, and Lisa had said and how upset I was. Most of the information was incorrect, as usual, but they were right about me being upset. The word bully was never mentioned in the article but that was the paparazzi’s (that Brandi ran into) interpretation of it.
Brandi and Lisa were clearly upset about the article and I was as well! The LAST thing I wanted to do was draw MORE attention to the lies in the tabloids…
When Lisa suggested I tweet something in defense of them I really was shocked. When the tabloids first came out Mauricio and I hired a lawyer to sue. We soon learned that it was not that simple. We were also advised to not give it any attention. That is what the magazines want.”
… HagfaceKyle writes as if this is her first time at the TabloidRodeo!
When we all know THAT is far from the truth! HagfaceKyle knows EXACTLY the tabloid story game!
LOOK!! Those paps just happened to be at HagfaceKyle’s house the ONLY day that she was wheelin’ out that garbage can… in a DRESS… in HEELS!
How CONVEEEEENEEE-ENT that the paps were hangin’ around HagfaceKyle’s neighborhood on trash day!
Let’s take a look back at February 2, 2012… and see what LisaVanDump’s EX-BFF, Cedric, had to say about HagfaceKyle having the TabloidEditors on SpeedDial!
Anyone with common sense knows that Kyle is the ultimate “player.” Like Lisa, she has all of the tabloid editors on speed dial and she knows where many of their bodies are buried. She cleverly stirs the pot and then gets out of the way as the other Housewives collide.
Once again, she “outed” a police report which was allegedly filed against someone who’s not there to defend himself (just like she did to me last year).
But Kyle is most interesting when she loses her cool Her vicious, “rabid dog” attack on Brandi (early in season 2), revealed Kyle’s true nature.
LOOK!!! Drunk Otis stole HagfaceKyle’s “call the paps ’cause I’m takin’ out my garbage” idea!
Talkin’ about tabloids… we have not heard a peep from the usually very prompt @YolandaHFoster!
We asked her WHY Dr. Phil was front and center at David Foster’s Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony.
WILL THE USUALLY RESPONSIVE YOLANDA EVER RESPOND????
The usually quick-to-respond Yolanda has finally responded. Says Dr. Phil is a friend…defensively! Could we be seeing another side (What’s your point?) to the usually “sweetly crafted” image of this BH Housewife?
As you all know… the **cough, cough** (hand me a bucket) “ANTI-tabloid” site… “RumorFix” is owned by Dr. Phil’s son, as explained by Dr. Phil at the 1:30 mark:
OH! You didn’t know the Dr. Phil connection?? Well, now you do! You can see more… Dr.Phil giving self-congratulatory words re the “anti-tabloid” site at SH October 11, 2011.