Sorry, I’ve been MIA on the blog. I was on a much-needed vacation, but I’m glad to be back! This episode was a hard one to revisit, because of the whole me-Brandi-Kyle situation. Even though I had just been released … Continue reading →
The battle between HagfaceKyle and DrunkOtis continues! In this unseen footage, DrunkOtis promises Kim that she’ll be her friend forever, but Kim hesitates to commit. Looks like DrunkOtis is winning the custody battle for Kim!
In another preview of the next can’t-wait-to-watch episode of the RHOBH. PumpMyStomach pulls out all of her acting abilities to look shocked when her employees and a few Hollywood friends jump out from behind the SUR bar to surprise her. (Watch in slo-mo; PumpMyStomach is anticipating the big surprise. Besides, it’s in the script!!)
And, we’re totally with Kim… mind your own biz-wax!!
RHOBH Preview: Intervention? Kim Says MYOB!!
The MOST shocking nanosecond of this preview… Loada appears!!! Where’s KingD?
All of the professional actresses in the BeverlyHills BadActingClub, except for Loada because she was busy setting up “stick an IV in me” photo shoots, gathered at EyeD’s house to go over lines for uh… we don’t know. Kim tells her Bette Davis story and BulbousLipsLisa is relegated to being the narrator, which she’s pissed about, as she says she is the most experienced actress! The last time DeformedLipsLisa worked was playing herself in a movie with her husband HARRY HAMLIN!! HARRY HAMLIN!!!!
We pick up where we left off last week at the Gay Mixer. When Brandi once again brought up Kim’s late night calls to her, I said, “Oh, do you want to elaborate? ” I didn’t say that for Brandi … Continue reading →
NOTE: THIS IS DEFINITELY GHOSTWRITTEN. DrunkOtis is crisscrossing the US and it appears that she has given the task of writing her BravoBlog AGAIN to her ghostwriter. Hey Guys, Hey Guys??? That’s a new one!! Seems every time I write … Continue reading →
What is HagfaceKyle so afraid of when it comes to Kim sharing thoughts, ideas or “secrets” with anyone else?? Good grief… Kim is old enough to make her own decisions and choose her own friends! WHAT is HagfaceKyle afraid of Kim spilling to DrunkOtis??
Conversation with LawsuitJim and his “actress” wife, Camber: Ramoaner is STILL pushing her RHONY plastic surgeon… the one who was sued for millions for killing her patient patient neglect. The plaintiff was awarded $2.3 million. Details HERE. BackPorcha… claims this … Continue reading →
Was just waiting for EileenDavidson to show her true Housewives colors! Those colors which show that none of these Housewives sign a Bravo contract without ulterior motives. Eileen is now pushing her HouseHusband’s new outdoor game… Paddle Xtreme. Coming to … Continue reading →
HagfaceKyle abandons her gays at her gay mixup mixer to further whine about DrunkOtis kidnapping her sister, Kim. HagfaceKyle gives a brief apology to her gays and then returns to sniggeling and sniveling about DrunkOtis and Kim to the GladysKravitz’ … Continue reading →
The Housewives items which all get 9983746635534 Kens… LawsuitJim takes his whining about FELONTeresa to the NYDailyNews… where he is STILL complaining about waiting for FELONTeresa and throws in a plug for his wife’s new fitness business. SHUT … Continue reading →
NOTE: There is NO way DrunkOtis wrote this. The shows have gotten SO boring that not even the cast watches the episode… they have their ghostwriters watch and then write this drivel! Hello Everyone, I’m in NYC tonight and running … Continue reading →
Kim and Kyle’s nephew gets off with a slap on the wrist…if even that! Conrad Hilton Jr appeared in a LA court yesterday after seven months after ‘going insane’ on an international flight back in July. The 20-year-old little brother … Continue reading →
NOTE: The point of BigLipsLisa’s BravoBlog is __________?? Obviously, BigLipsLisa was busy this week being totally amazed that she’s married to HARRY HAMLIN!!! Remember not so long ago when some of you were asking when Season 5 was going to really … Continue reading →
Kyle responds to Brandi’s claims in last week’s blog. If you missed last week’s DrunkOtis’ GhostwrittenBravoBlog, where DrunkO was the first to pull the “I’m a MOMMY!” card… you can read it HERE. Before I get onto this weeks episode, … Continue reading →
On tonight’s episode of “let’s drag on this fight for as long as possible”: Apologies don’t matter… everything goes back to square one and Kim doesn’t say much. Around the age of ten, the Judge takes into consideration the wish of the child. Kim should decide who should take custody of her!! It’s either DrunkOtis or HagfaceKyle… make up your mind, Kim!! HagfaceKyle should just tell DrunkOtis that she’s a peasant who can very easily be replaced by one call to DaveRupel!
NOTE: The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree …or from his Aunts Kim and HagfaceKyle! From TMZ: Kim and Kyle Richards’ nephew, Conrad Hilton, was just arrested in L.A. for allegedly going insane on an international flight back in July … Continue reading →
The Real Housewives on Bravo Casting for new wives for Bravo Network TV Show “The Real Housewives”. The infamous reality television series “The Real Housewives” which airs on Bravo Television Network is looking for new housewives for a brand spanking … Continue reading →
HAGFACE KYLE is in charge of the gay segment of the RHOBH and throws a party for her gays. (MissAndy has renewed her Bravo contract for another five years for throwing her big gay party.) HagfaceKyle is pretty damn chipper for someone who is ailing with Fibromyalgia and DRY EYES!!
Loada says that she must have traveled more than anyone in the world. Hardly. How bizarre that Loada can walk, talk, read AND pack! No LoadaLymeFace… at least until she’s done partying in Italy with Loren and Clooney!
RHOBH Preview: Kyle’s Gay Party; Loada Packs NO LYME!
Loada now allows the location of her far-from-the-ocean house up on a hill in Malibu to be shown on the RHOBH. Loada totally freaked out when she saw photos of her house location on SH last year… HERE.
LOOK AT MY LEMON HOUSE!! IT’S MILES FROM THE BEACH… AND YOU HAVE TO CROSS PCH!