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KimRichards’ BravoBlog: Preparing To Dump DrunkOtis… Will Always Side With HagfaceKyle

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Sorry, I’ve been MIA on the blog. I was on a much-needed vacation, but I’m glad to be back! This episode was a hard one to revisit, because of the whole me-Brandi-Kyle situation. Even though I had just been released … Continue reading

RHOBH Unseen Footage: DrunkOtis Scores In The KimRichards Custody Battle!

The battle between HagfaceKyle and DrunkOtis continues!  In this unseen footage, DrunkOtis promises Kim that she’ll be her friend forever, but Kim hesitates to commit.  Looks like DrunkOtis is winning the custody battle for Kim!

RHOBH Preview: PumpMyStomach Acts Shocked; Kim Says MYOBizWax!

In another preview of the next can’t-wait-to-watch episode of the RHOBH.  PumpMyStomach pulls out all of her acting abilities to look shocked when her employees and a few Hollywood friends jump out from behind the SUR bar to surprise her.  (Watch in slo-mo; PumpMyStomach is anticipating the big surprise.  Besides, it’s in the script!!)  

And, we’re totally with Kim… mind your own biz-wax!!

The MOST shocking nanosecond of this preview… Loada appears!!!  Where’s KingD?

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GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: Kyle Stole My House!

Kyle DID steal Kim’s house!  Kim borrowed $20,000 and HagfaceKyle wouldn’t let Kim buy back in.  Yep… HagfaceKyle and Mo-ritz-eo STOLE Kim’s house!!

RHOBH Preview: The Beverly Hills Bad Acting Club

All of the professional actresses in the BeverlyHills BadActingClub, except for Loada because she was busy setting up “stick an IV in me” photo shoots, gathered at EyeD’s house to go over lines for uh… we don’t know.  Kim tells her Bette Davis story and BulbousLipsLisa is relegated to being the narrator, which she’s pissed about, as she says she is the most experienced actress! The last time DeformedLipsLisa worked was playing herself in a movie with her husband HARRY HAMLIN!!  HARRY HAMLIN!!!!

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HagfaceKyle’s Bizarrely Convoluted And Obviously Jealous Of DrunkOtis BravoBlog

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We pick up where we left off last week at the Gay Mixer. When Brandi once again brought up Kim’s late night calls to her, I said, “Oh, do you want to elaborate? ” I didn’t say that for Brandi … Continue reading

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DrunkOtis’ Ghostwritten BravoBlog: Addicts Are The Same As Anyone Else! Don’t Discriminate!

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NOTE:  THIS IS DEFINITELY GHOSTWRITTEN.  DrunkOtis is crisscrossing the US and it appears that she has given the task of writing her BravoBlog AGAIN to her ghostwriter. Hey Guys,  Hey Guys???  That’s a new one!! Seems every time I write … Continue reading

EileenDavidson Starring Role… In A MOVIE!!

Maybe VinceVanPeepin’ “encouraged” EyeD to take the role… which left the Housewives speechless:

We still wanna know why EyeD banished us from twitter!?!  Did HagfaceKyle give her orders… or, was it MissAndy… or was it Loada?? WHY, Eye… WHY???  

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RHOBH Required SitDown: HagfaceKyle, Kim And EyeD Lunch

What is HagfaceKyle so afraid of when it comes to Kim sharing thoughts, ideas or “secrets” with anyone else??  Good grief… Kim is old enough to make her own decisions and choose her own friends!  WHAT is HagfaceKyle afraid of Kim spilling to DrunkOtis??

AND… from BurstingLipsLisa’s BravoBlog, some very skewed pop psychology:

“How people treat other people is a direct reflection of how they feel about themselves.”

RHOBH Preview: More Of The Same! But, The BIG Question IS “Who Gets Custody Of Kim?”

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EileenDavidson Showing Her True Housewives Colors!! Pushing Her HouseHusband’s Stuff!

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Was just waiting for EileenDavidson to show her true Housewives colors!  Those colors which show that none of these Housewives sign a Bravo contract without ulterior motives. Eileen is now pushing her HouseHusband’s new outdoor game… Paddle Xtreme.  Coming to … Continue reading

RHOBH Highlight! It’s VinceVanPeepin’

Still the BEST part of the RHOBH… so far.  Vince van Peepin’ through the garage window:

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RHOBH Preview: Custody Battle Over Kim Continues!

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HagfaceKyle abandons her gays at her gay mixup mixer to further whine about DrunkOtis kidnapping her sister, Kim. HagfaceKyle gives a brief apology to her gays and then returns to sniggeling and sniveling about DrunkOtis and Kim to the GladysKravitz’ … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… Items That We Don’t Care About

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The Housewives items which all get 9983746635534 Kens…   LawsuitJim takes his whining about FELONTeresa to the NYDailyNews… where he is STILL complaining about waiting for FELONTeresa and throws in a plug for his wife’s new fitness business.   SHUT … Continue reading

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DrunkOtis’ Ghostwritten BravoBlog: STRANGE UPDATE… After Being Called Out On SH RE “Gladys Kravitz” DrunkO Puts Up Video On FB

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NOTE:  There is NO way DrunkOtis wrote this.  The shows have gotten SO boring that not even the cast watches the episode… they have their ghostwriters watch and then write this drivel! Hello Everyone, I’m in NYC tonight and running … Continue reading

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Kim And Kyle’s Airplane Terror Nephew… “Peasants” And “Scumbag”… Gets Slap On Wrist From Judge

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Kim and Kyle’s nephew gets off with a slap on the wrist…if even that! Conrad Hilton Jr appeared in a LA court yesterday after seven months after ‘going insane’ on an international flight back in July. The 20-year-old little brother … Continue reading

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BigLipsLisa Says Nothing In Her “WhyBother” BravoBlog… Zip, Zero, Nada.

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NOTE:  The point of BigLipsLisa’s BravoBlog is __________??  Obviously, BigLipsLisa was busy this week being totally amazed that she’s married to HARRY HAMLIN!!! Remember not so long ago when some of you were asking when Season 5 was going to really … Continue reading

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HagfaceKyle’s “Don’t Blame Me” BravoBlog: Defends BigLipsLisa… HFKyle Doesn’t Want To Spill “Private Information” About Kim!!

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Kyle responds to Brandi’s claims in last week’s blog.  If you missed last week’s DrunkOtis’ GhostwrittenBravoBlog, where DrunkO was the first to pull the “I’m a MOMMY!” card…  you can read it HERE. Before I get onto this weeks episode, … Continue reading

MissAndy’s Head Spins Over HagfaceKyle’s Use Of Term “My GAYS”!

MissAndy doesn’t like the usage of “my gays” which HagfaceKyle used on the RHOBH.  MissAndy then says to replace “my gays” with “my blacks”…

LuAnnie tries to get in MissAndy’s good graces by using the term “my boys”… nice try, LuAnnie.

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MORE Of The Custody Battle Over Kim!

On tonight’s episode of “let’s drag on this fight for as long as possible”:  Apologies don’t matter… everything goes back to square one and Kim doesn’t say much.  Around the age of ten, the Judge takes into consideration the wish of the child.  Kim should decide who should take custody of her!!  It’s either DrunkOtis or HagfaceKyle… make up your mind, Kim!!  HagfaceKyle should just tell DrunkOtis that she’s a peasant who can very easily be replaced by one call to DaveRupel!

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Kim And Kyle’s Bad Behavior Nephew… Says He’ll Have “Peasants” On Plane Fired

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NOTE:  The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree …or from his Aunts Kim and HagfaceKyle! From TMZ: Kim and Kyle Richards’ nephew, Conrad Hilton, was just arrested in L.A. for allegedly going insane on an international flight back in July … Continue reading

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THE PHONY CASTING CALL FOR BRAVO HOUSEWIVES!! It’s Hysterical!! Was It Written By A Housewife Ghostwriter??

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The Real Housewives on Bravo  Casting for new wives for Bravo Network TV Show “The Real Housewives”. The infamous reality television series “The Real Housewives” which airs on Bravo Television Network is looking for new housewives for a brand spanking … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: HagfaceKyle Throws Gay Party… Loada Packs

HAGFACE KYLE is in charge of the gay segment of the RHOBH and throws a party for her gays.  (MissAndy has renewed her Bravo contract for another five years for throwing her big gay party.)  HagfaceKyle is pretty damn chipper for someone who is ailing with Fibromyalgia and DRY EYES!!

Loada says that she must have traveled more than anyone in the world.  Hardly.  How bizarre that Loada can walk, talk, read AND pack!  No LoadaLymeFace… at least until she’s done partying in Italy with Loren and Clooney!

Loada now allows the location of her far-from-the-ocean house up on a hill in Malibu to be shown on the RHOBH.  Loada totally freaked out when she saw photos of her house location on SH last year… HERE.  

LOOK AT MY LEMON HOUSE!! IT'S MILES FROM THE BEACH... AND YOU HAVE TO CROSS PCH!

LOOK AT MY LEMON HOUSE!! IT’S MILES FROM THE BEACH… AND YOU HAVE TO CROSS PCH!

RHOBH Preview: PumpMyStomach’s Kid Might Be German!

PumpMyStomach’s kid issues continue.  Will he be German?  Will Bravo pony up the cash for the genetic testing?  Hey, why not… he’s not asking for his wedding to be paid!