RHOBH Reunion Preview: The Moronic Housewives Classy Side

The following is the “smoking gun”???  Once again, MissAndy’s attempt at a bombshell dropping is a huge fail.

An extra!!  LugNutLips stated that she would never be a Housewife… it’s just too much drama for her!

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FROM DECEMBER 2014: Kingsley “Tried To Kill” Trainer… Trainer Suing KimRichards For Non-Payment… $6,000 Dog Cage In Kim’s Backyard Paid By Bravo… Kim Got Kingsley From Kathy Hilton Son!

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ORIGINALLY POSTED DECEMBER 26, 2014… According to Kyle Schwab, he took over training of KimRichards’ killer dog, Kingsley, with Kim in Kim’s home where there is a $6,000 dog cage in Kim’s backyard paid by Bravo..  Schwab could not “tame” … Continue reading

KIM AND HagfaceKYLE BATTLE CONTINUES…

HFKyle begs in her BravoBlog for people to go easy on her and her kids on social media.  Yet, HFKyle continually puts out info and photos for the public to disseminate.  Kim’s daughter, Whitney, asked AuntHagface to take down the hospital photos she put up… AuntHagface refused.  

SHUT UP, LugNutLips!  If there were ever a HW who deserves to get slapped down through the TV screen, it’s buttinski LugNutLips…

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HFKyle’s BravoBlog…She’s A Pre-Menopausal Martyr!!

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I’m so sorry about not writing my blog last week. My kids have been on spring break, and the last thing I wanted to do was think of the reunion and all of the emotions that I felt that day. … Continue reading

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY EXTRA: HFKyle On 2011AndyCoop Show… Squirms When Asked If Kim Is Alcoholic

On her 2011 visit to MissAndyCoop’s talk show, AndyCoop asks HagfaceLizardLipLickin’ Kyle Richards if her sister, Kim “CrystalBeth” Richards is an alcoholic.  Hagface Kyle gets all squirmy and doesn’t wanna answer Anderson.

 

RHOBH Preview: HumongousLipsLisa Sends Kim Threatening Texts… Then Cries

EVERYONE SHOULD TELL HUMONGOUS LIPS LISA TO SHUUUSH… OR SHUT THE F UP!   IS THIS THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED “SMOKING GUN”??  RINNA IS HORRIBLE…AND A HORRIBLE ACTRESS.

RHOBH Reunion Preview…

The RHOBH reunion show was simply awful.  This preview of the next and last reunion show looks to be not much better:

RHOBH Reunion Preview…

It’s “Everything Eileen”!  Watch as Eileen smirks when MissAndy asks her how it was working without a script, because she knows that just ain’t true!  Everyone knows the story lines are planned well in advance:

DrunkOtis should have used one of HFKyle’s lines:

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DRUNKO’S GHOSTWRITTEN BRAVO BLOG… HFKyle Is “Slow and Not Smart”

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NOTE:  The RHOBH BravoBlogs are up (here), except Kim/Kyle’s… all are predictable.  DrunkO’s ghostwritten BravoBlog was selected as it is the most ghostwritten!! Hello Bravo and Housewives Fans, I was almost out the door to watch my littlest actor perform … Continue reading

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The Total BS Crockery Of LoadaTheMartyr’s BravoBlog: Next Step Sainthood … Martyr Loada Now Lives In Apt With KingDavid And Kid

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NOTE:  What a martyr!  After four months of lounging in bed, the chronically ill LymeLoada rolled out of her LymeBed to share with reunion viewers her agenda… and then she ran like FloJo from the RHOBH reunion couch before she’s asked … Continue reading

RHOBH Reunion: Max Living In Poverty… Preview Of Next Week’s Episode

 Max is probably hangin’ over at Cedrics house until Mommy pays the electric bill.

Preview of next week’s reunion show:

 

RHOBH REUNION: Whining About The Phony Slap

The reunion shows will consist of arguments about the most ridiculous story lines, producer-induced slaps and stunt-glass shattering.  

DrunkO and PumpMyStomach are chattering about THE phony SLAP!

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HFKyle Brushes Off Her MIL AND “Prince”… What Is Going On At The Umanskys? Watch Video!

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HFKyle’s MIL, the very “professional” Stella, has separated from her husband, Eduardo and is now hanging around the self-proclaimed ‘prince.’   There must be some very contentious discussions around the Umansky house, as Eduardo works with MO-ritz-eo and wife Stella … Continue reading

MORE RIDICULOUS HOUSEWIFE BIKINI SHOTS… BFrankel And CaroleR

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We give these “Meet me on the beach at 2″ pre-planned bikini shots 9983636453535 Kens!

AND… 887360304763653553434 HFKyles!

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

RHOBH Reunion Preview: HouseHusband, PhonyPrince, Loada’s LymeFace…And MORE!

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BLIND ITEM! Who’s The Relative Of The Housewife? REVEALED! ‘Stella Goes Berserk On Twitter… Starts Biz With “Royal” Friend!

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This RELATIVE of a Housewife has taken her on-screen friendship with a serial “reality” show player more seriously off-screen. This much older married professional woman has taken her younger royal friend securely under her wing, sharing the stage with him as keynote speakers at … Continue reading

RHOBH Reunion Preview: Sparring Over DrunkOtis’ Fake Dutch Boyfriend… Who Will Get HermesBoy?

These shows have gone totally fiction.  It just so happened that PMS’s son’s BEST friend just so happened to run into PMS whilst in Amsterdam… and just so happened to “date” DrunkO??  Let’s see the text messages and hear the VM’s etc.  This fake story line was just TOO fake.  MissAndy/Bravo are now simply throwing anything at viewers hoping that something sticks.

LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN HOLLAND!!

SORRY DRUNK OTIS… THE BODY LANGUAGE WITH YOU AND HERMES BOY TELLS IT ALL!  YOU WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM.  YOU’RE THINKING OF DARIN…

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HOUSEWIVES HISTORY LESSON: RHOBH From Casting To Filming… HFKyleSought After, Never Pitched To Evolution; Others Then Cast… Shana To Be “Business” Woman

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NOTE:  Let’s take a look back at how the RHOBH evolved… from the casting call to filming…and put to rest the bizarre claim that HFKyle campaigned and pitched herself and the show to EvolutionMedia.  That claim was obviously stated by someone who … Continue reading

RHOBH Reunion Preview: “Professional Pride”… HumongousLipsLisa Made A Million For Depends Ad

Seriously???  Does MissAndy have so little material about these moronic Housewives that he has to resort to extremely obvious set up questions?  MissAndy’s attempt at embarrassing Kimmer didn’t seem to work.   HumoungousLipsLisa claims she was paid over a $1 million for a Depends commercial:

NOTE:  Interesting that HFKyle keeps her mouth shut when DangerDivingWithTheStars is mentioned.

MissAndy’s RHOBH Reunion Cards…

Because MissAndy’s drinking games are SO passé, MissAndy/Bravo is attempting to lure in viewers to the sure-to-be-just-another-disappointing-reunion show by issuing official bingo cards. The cards give an indication of just how exciting the BH reunion will be!  WOO-HOO!!

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GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: It’s The Morally Corrupt FayeResnick!

MORE RHOBH “What Are They Doing Now” From Ronnie!!

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NOTE:  If you’re wondering WHY DrunkOtis is “still a triangle ho”… please hop over to Ronnie’s place and read his RHOBH recap at TrashTalkTV!

WHAT WERE THEY DRINKING??

HFKyle was out with BFrankel and CaroleRadziwill.  What were they drinking??

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NOTE:  Allegedly while in NYC, HFKyle and DrunkOtis were in the same Sephora store.  Allegedly, HFKyle bolted out of the store when DrunkO was spotted.  Really??  The NYC Sephora stores are huge enough for TEN Housewives!  We smell a pure PR story…