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HOUSEWIVES TWEETS

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WackyJackieChan is eating marshmallows and pushing KimD’s store…. HOLY COW!!  ALEXIS BELLINO WAS ON A 21-DAY FAST!! DRUNK OTIS IS AT THE DOCTOR’S!!!  AND HAS NEW BUSINESS VENTURES… LOADA IS STILL PROCEEDING WITH HER “CAN’T READ OR WRITE OR EVEN … Continue reading

HAGFACE KYLE Continues The DrunkO Chaos… Sisters Forever!

“Well, you could see all night that Brandi was in her ear and trying to do this ‘No one cares about you, no one gets you except me,'” she told E! News.  

Brandi was “trying to drive a wedge” between her and her sister. “You know, feeding this into her ear and clearly trying to, you know, separate us.”   Look!!  HagfaceKyle is in her store!!

The Richards will NEVER separate!!  DrunkOtis knows this, but anything for a story line!!!

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DRUNK OTIS’ BRAVO BLOG: More Ghostwriting… And Excuses For Kim!! DrunkO Pulls The “I’m A Mommy” Card

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NOTE:  No way did DrunkOtis write this. Hi Everyone, Here we are go again for another weekly round of Housewives. I hope everyone is happy, well, and invested in the season. It’s certainly a dramatic one. This episode plays like … Continue reading

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Kim’s GhostWritten BravoBlog…

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NOTE:  There’s no way KimRichards wrote this!  Today’s episode started exactly where we left off, back at Eileen’s poker night. I remember just wanting to leave so badly that I just kept on walking and didn’t even see the physical … Continue reading

MORE Bad Acting!! HagfaceKyle On Days of our Lives!

How cozy!!  HagfaceKyle does MORE bad acting on her friend and now BH Housewife, EyeD’s, soap opera… Days of our Lives!  From November 2013:

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HagfaceKyle’s Whining BravoBlog…

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NOTE:  The Housewives BravoBlogs have become trite and no longer go into depth about the episode.  Therefore, we’ll only feature those HWs blogs which add insight to the episode… Wow, this is a difficult blog to write. This was a … Continue reading

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EileenD On WWHL After Show…Surprised At Interest In Her REAL Life… Shows Off Her MANHands!

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On the WWHL AfterShow, MissAndy “reveals” … we’ve known this info for years… that he gets calls from Housewives about items written about them.  DumbVicki really thought that MissAndy could get the items pulled.  Interesting that if Vicki were so upset … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: It’s DejaVu All Over Again

This is deja vu all over again.  How many of the same scenes with different Housewives can there be?  Cedric crashing the SUR opening was much better…

THE BEST PART OF THE RHOBH PREVIEW… IT’S VINCE VAN PEEPIN’!

HagfaceKyle’s fake crying, BigLipsLisa and Eileen’s producer-induced “curiosity” and Kim’s total confusion about her allegiance to her sister or to DrunkOtis was totally overshadowed by a HouseHusband!  All Hail, PeepingVince!!

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RHOBH Extended Fight Scene…

The best part of this extended fight scene where Kim shows her allegiance to HagfaceKyle is Vince at the refrigerator…

 

 

Kim Richards On “Revenge”

Those tour-de-force acting Richards’ sisters!  Kim gets away from playing herself on the RHOBH and displays her REAL acting chops on “Revenge.”  Is there an Emmy in Kim’s future?? 

Just for comparison… HagfaceKyle on CSI…

(Thanks “PDM”!!)

RHOBH Girl’s Night Fights… It’s DrunkOtis v HagfaceKyle!

These fights were so much better with AdrienneMagoof and TheRealCamilleG!  Really… how many versions of the same fight will there be?

 

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LAWSUITS!!

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Giada de Laurentiis’ divorce is not as smooth as she thought it would be.  BobbleheadGiada’s husband, ToddThompson, isn’t letting Gee-AH-da get off without getting some of that community property spa-GEEH-tee that Jahda made after her FoodNetwork show took off and … Continue reading

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Go Back ThrowBack Thursday… Kim Warns Ken About Her Family

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NOTE TO KIM, the ReluctantHousewife:  From all that has been gleaned from your life, you have not had the best of times. A child star, supporting her entire family, multiple marriages, divorces… only to end up in your forties on … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: Kim In Hospital… DrunkOtis Will Be Drunk If She Wants!

RHOBH Preview:  HagfaceKyle is such a bad actress!  HFKyle knows why Kim is in the hospital.  DrunkOtis tells off Yoda…

Yoda’s words to Shana… not applied to her “friend” DrunkOtis!

NOTE:  Kim was hospitalized August 2014.  Kim entered her bedroom without a 4 lb bone for her pit bull.  (Please note:  The last sentence is just a bit of sarcasm!)

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PokerNight Aftermath… Girls In Cars!

HagfaceKyle and LisaLips … “There is addiction going on and no one is willing to talk about it.”  DrunkOtis and Kim are both boozed up when they leave Eileen’s antique store.

HagfaceKyle On WWHL…

On last night’s WWHL, HagfaceKyle went deep into the “friendships” between Yoda/DrunkOtis and PumpMyStomach/DrunkOtis.  HFKyle was also asked about Yoda’s Lyme, which she really had nothing to say other than she hopes she feels better.

Poor HagfaceKyle… she’s still working on her lizard lip licking!

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Playing Poker At Eileen’s House… Kim Is Kooky

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  Kim was acting goofy playing poker… or were they just learning to play poker… or was Vince just showing off his knowledge of poker from playing in world poker tournaments… or from being the commentator for the world poker … Continue reading

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BLIND ITEM! Guess The Housewife! Whose Daughter Has Sex Tapes?

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From CDAN: The daughter of this Real Housewife is the most popular student at her college. Not only has she sent out naked photos of herself to a ton of people but she is the one who will do anything … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: PoopyPiggy DrunkOtis Is “Creepy” And Assaults HagfaceKyle!

DrunkOtis is disgustingly creepy… and assaults HagfaceKyle!  

LymeYoda wasn’t with this Cast of Clowns, but was seen in NYC heaving a CA king mattress out of Jello’s new “student” apartment.  Afterward, LymeYoda hopped into her private ambulance for a quick “stick an IV in me” LymeFace photo op!

HagfaceKyle Shares Some Of Her Most Private Items…

Kyle shares how she spent her time instead of going after that law degree!  Watch the dog…

NOTE:  HagfaceKyle is so attached to her kids’ baby items because… she’s adopted!

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RHOBH Preview: Kim Faces Her Weakness At Wine Tasting

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Allegedly, HagfaceKyle arranged the wine tasting “lunch”… and her rehabbed sister has to endure the smells and swirling of the wine.  Interesting that the usually vocal PumpMyStomach says nothing.  Kim looks pissed, but accepting of the fact that this is a … Continue reading

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: Game Night!

Part II: GameNight at AlienShapeShifter PamDana’s house!  DrunkOtis is a “slut pig”!

Part I: GameNight…DrunkOtis calls HagfaceKyle a “b*tch” and Kim goes to the bathroom:

NOTE:  GameNight took place on season two of the RHOBH.  Filming was delayed for several hours waiting for everyone to assemble at PamDana’s rented house.  The only food offered was meringues and bread sticks.  We LOVE how deliciously devilish CamilleGrammer is… she ALWAYS plays the “innocent”, but she knows that she’s anything but! 

 

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SH “HIT AND RUN”: Selected Real Housewives Tweets… SkinnyWeed… Bikini Vicki

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DrunkOtis = Functioning Alcoholic Yoda sends out another of her wretchedly sickening Life-Lesson tweets… HagfaceKyle is a “RealHousewife MOM”??   And would make a great lawyer… **eye roll** BaboonLipsLisa and Tamballs push their stuff… BFrankel plans of creating a line … Continue reading

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY: Whatever Happened To HagfaceKyle’s Lollipop Kids?

Whatever happened to HagfaceKyle’s favorite “charity”?  WHY did HagfaceKyle abandon her Lollipop Kids?  WHY did Adrienne abandon her “good friend” DrunkOtis?