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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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  MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him!  Ellie Judge after listening to Tamballs rant… in person! David Beador…  after drinkin’ a case of two-buck-Chuck, lamenting that his house is … Continue reading

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WHO GOT RAISES ON THE RHOBH?

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“Lisa Vanderpump, Kyle Richards, Yolanda Hadid and Brandi Glanville are each earning the most at $500,000,” a Bravo insider reveals. “Kim Richards and newcomer Lisa Rinna will be making $450,000.” “Bravo loves the nucleus of these four women, even when … Continue reading

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A MUST SEE! The Hotwives of Orlando…

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Question: How does one successfully parody a show which has already become a parody of itself?  Answer: You study the cast of each franchise and pick the best of the bunch and write a very funny SCRIPT… and then you … Continue reading

SH “HIT AND RUN” … Items We REALLY Don’t Care About

drunk otis bruises

DrunkOtis with several bruises posin’ for bikini shots

LisaRinna filming RHOBH… Lisa will be a “friend” of the Housewives, NOT a full-time HW.

NayNay’s clothing line will be on HSN later this month...

LeAnn and Eddie did reality show “to take our lives back”

LisaVanderPumpMyStomach and HagfaceKyle shooting RHOBH lunch scene at VillaBlanca

Adrienne and Camille shooting RHOBH… guests at HagfaceKyle’s annual free ad for KimRichard’s future FatBurger son-in-law aka “WhiteParty.”

YolandaHadid Foster STILL has not sold her house...

 (Thanks to SH readers “Lu” “Dave/Brenda” “DennieZen” “anon” “JustN” “cybraxis”  “Lux”  “Nels” “LN” “cmhr” “PDM”!!)

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WHICH HOUSEWIVES’ TWEETS REQUIRE ABOVE A 4TH GRADE READING LEVEL??? Tweeting For Dummies!

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We’ve done extensive research to find which Housewife tweets smarter than that of a 4th grade reading level.  The 4th grade level… unfortunately… is the average reading level for those who use twitter! SMOG AFTER an analysis of 1 million public … Continue reading

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LISA RINNA: A New RHOBH Housewife??

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LisaRinna hangin’ at Adrienne Maloof’s “ZingVodka” party… LisaRinna’s reason for being a BH Housewife… to sell her  BelleGray stuff, available on QVC.  (The brick and mortar BelleGray stores in Calabasas and ShermanOaks were closed in 2012):   There are many … Continue reading

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HagfaceKyle And MO-Reese Buy $2.3 Million Palm Springs House…

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HagfaceKyle and MO-REESE bought themselves a Palm Springs house for $2.3 million. Kyle says that KimRichards will be detained 500 yards from the front door if she tries to claim half of the house! Kyle Richards of “The Real Housewives … Continue reading

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WHATEVER WEDNESDAY: Whatever Happened To Kyle’s Handbag Line?

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From 2011… HagfaceKyle was busy “designing” purses!   The handbag collection is expected to debut this spring (we’re talkin’ three years ago!!) and will come with a price tag of $100 and under. “I chose everything from the materials to … Continue reading

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Paul And Quagmire’s New Show “Botched”… They Had Some “Tough Nights” With Janice Dickinson!

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If you didn’t catch the info on SH last year re the Mssrs. errr Drs. Nassif and Quagmire’s new show on E!, here’s what their new show “Botched” is about: BOTCHED features plastic surgeons Dr. Terry Dubrow and Dr. Paul … Continue reading

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Camille Grammer’s EX-Boyfriend ALLEGEDLY Files Lawsuit… Camille Responds With ALLEGED Lawsuit… UPDATE: NO Lawsuits!

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  UPDATE:  No lawsuit filed in either the Texas county where the assault took place nor was there a lawsuit filed in the CA county where Camille Grammer lives.  Could this little bit of chaos be ANOTHER planned PR move … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: VGunvalson CreepyCarlton DrunkOtis MissAndy’s Disgusting New Show

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  All the Housewives news that don’t deserve any special atten-shun! VGunvalson released photos on her Instagram account showing her woo-hooing it up with Crooks at a Toby Keith concert in Oklahoma.  According to VGunvalson (that’s taking a cue from VStiviano!), … Continue reading

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EYE ROLL TIME! More Boooooring PR Crap… HWs Demanding Raises. Yawn.

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The moronic Housewives are SO yawningly BOOOOORING.   It is so typical between seasons that you will hear these moronic Housewives screeching about how they need a raise… or that they have demanded more money from MissAndy or else they … Continue reading

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Joyce Giraud And CarltonGebbia OUTTA RHOBH! Got Da BravoBoot!

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For those of you who were huge fans of the pageant queen and the devil worshipper… Joyce Giraud and Carlton Gebbia… please grab a kleenex and sit down.  According to the media magazine of the HWs choice, USWeekly has divulged … Continue reading

GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE! UPDATE: Housewife Revealed!!

Which Housewife squished her toes into these Payless shoes???

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YES… it’s HagfaceKyle’s HagFeet!!  What’s with the Spanx dress… so 2010.

KYLE FEET

Yoda Tries To Wiggle Out Of Her “RHOBH Are Clowns” Statement

What a load of total BS!  Yoda tries to make light of her statement that she’s working with a bunch of clowns!

THIS is exactly what was said on December 4 2013… and SH was the ONLY site that had this “clown” story loooong before it was picked up by others:

David reveals that the REAL reason Yolanda is doing the RHOBH is:  “… She’s doing it for a specific reason, and her reason is that she wants to have a … lifestyle and fitness show.”

David continues:  “She’s also been sick with Lyme disease for going on two years now, so she’s battling that, and she wants to tell her story. So she thinks — and she’s right —that (the) Beverly Hills housewives show is a platform for her to tell her Lyme story and to get her point across and then to catapult her to the show that she ultimately wants to do.

“The Beverly Hills show, like she says, is JUST A BUNCH OF CLOWNS trying to make a living,” he adds.

 

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SHANA Marries BEULLER…

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Yes, Shana and Bhuler are now officially married.  They exchanged vows earlier today.  The delay in posting this item was in finding the definitive WHO and the WHY! We knew that Shana and Bhuler weren’t going to splash THEIR money… … Continue reading

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CreepyCarlton’s BravoBlog… Totally Eviscerates HagfaceKyle!

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  I’d be lying if I didn’t say thank god this Reunion is finally done! Unfortunately couldn’t get a bloody word in edgewise, so I may as well put it down here. Oh and by the way what I say … Continue reading

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Joyce Giraud BravoBlog… Not Likin’ Yoda Too Much!!

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  Hola Mis Amores, I can’t believe it’s finally the last Episode. So before I dive into my thoughts on tonight’s Episode, I want to once again THANK ALL of you for the support, the love, encouragement, and the messages … Continue reading

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HagfaceKyle’s BravoBlog… Pump Is Not The ONLY One To Feel Attacked!

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    Well, this is my last blog for Season 4. This Reunion was a particularly difficult one. I had kept so much in for so long that when I finally said what had been on mind for so long, … Continue reading

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Lisa Vanderpump BravoBlog… Puppets On The Couch!

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    Well, as we come to the final conclusion of this tumultuous season, I wonder have all the questions been answered?   You have been promised and assured that the many things would come to light and the puppeteer … Continue reading