WackyJackieChan is eating marshmallows and pushing KimD’s store…. HOLY COW!! ALEXIS BELLINO WAS ON A 21-DAY FAST!! DRUNK OTIS IS AT THE DOCTOR’S!!! AND HAS NEW BUSINESS VENTURES… LOADA IS STILL PROCEEDING WITH HER “CAN’T READ OR WRITE OR EVEN … Continue reading →
NOTE: No way did DrunkOtis write this. Hi Everyone, Here we are go again for another weekly round of Housewives. I hope everyone is happy, well, and invested in the season. It’s certainly a dramatic one. This episode plays like … Continue reading →
NOTE: There’s no way KimRichards wrote this! Today’s episode started exactly where we left off, back at Eileen’s poker night. I remember just wanting to leave so badly that I just kept on walking and didn’t even see the physical … Continue reading →
NOTE: The Housewives BravoBlogs have become trite and no longer go into depth about the episode. Therefore, we’ll only feature those HWs blogs which add insight to the episode… Wow, this is a difficult blog to write. This was a … Continue reading →
On the WWHL AfterShow, MissAndy “reveals” … we’ve known this info for years… that he gets calls from Housewives about items written about them. DumbVicki really thought that MissAndy could get the items pulled. Interesting that if Vicki were so upset … Continue reading →
HagfaceKyle’s fake crying, BigLipsLisa and Eileen’s producer-induced “curiosity” and Kim’s total confusion about her allegiance to her sister or to DrunkOtis was totally overshadowed by a HouseHusband! All Hail, PeepingVince!!
Giada de Laurentiis’ divorce is not as smooth as she thought it would be. BobbleheadGiada’s husband, ToddThompson, isn’t letting Gee-AH-da get off without getting some of that community property spa-GEEH-tee that Jahda made after her FoodNetwork show took off and … Continue reading →
NOTE TO KIM, the ReluctantHousewife: From all that has been gleaned from your life, you have not had the best of times. A child star, supporting her entire family, multiple marriages, divorces… only to end up in your forties on … Continue reading →
On last night’s WWHL, HagfaceKyle went deep into the “friendships” between Yoda/DrunkOtis and PumpMyStomach/DrunkOtis. HFKyle was also asked about Yoda’s Lyme, which she really had nothing to say other than she hopes she feels better.
Poor HagfaceKyle… she’s still working on her lizard lip licking!
Kim was acting goofy playing poker… or were they just learning to play poker… or was Vince just showing off his knowledge of poker from playing in world poker tournaments… or from being the commentator for the world poker … Continue reading →
From CDAN: The daughter of this Real Housewife is the most popular student at her college. Not only has she sent out naked photos of herself to a ton of people but she is the one who will do anything … Continue reading →
DrunkOtis is disgustingly creepy… and assaults HagfaceKyle!
LymeYoda wasn’t with this Cast of Clowns, but was seen in NYC heaving a CA king mattress out of Jello’s new “student” apartment. Afterward, LymeYoda hopped into her private ambulance for a quick “stick an IV in me” LymeFace photo op!
Allegedly, HagfaceKyle arranged the wine tasting “lunch”… and her rehabbed sister has to endure the smells and swirling of the wine. Interesting that the usually vocal PumpMyStomach says nothing. Kim looks pissed, but accepting of the fact that this is a … Continue reading →
Part II: GameNight at AlienShapeShifter PamDana’s house! DrunkOtis is a “slut pig”!
RHOBH Game Night Part Two
Part I: GameNight…DrunkOtis calls HagfaceKyle a “b*tch” and Kim goes to the bathroom:
RHOBH Game Night Part One
NOTE: GameNight took place on season two of the RHOBH. Filming was delayed for several hours waiting for everyone to assemble at PamDana’s rented house. The only food offered was meringues and bread sticks. We LOVE how deliciously devilish CamilleGrammer is… she ALWAYS plays the “innocent”, but she knows that she’s anything but!
DrunkOtis = Functioning Alcoholic Yoda sends out another of her wretchedly sickening Life-Lesson tweets… HagfaceKyle is a “RealHousewife MOM”?? And would make a great lawyer… **eye roll** BaboonLipsLisa and Tamballs push their stuff… BFrankel plans of creating a line … Continue reading →