RHOBH Reunion: Max Living In Poverty… Preview Of Next Week’s Episode

 Max is probably hangin’ over at Cedrics house until Mommy pays the electric bill.

Preview of next week’s reunion show:

 

RHOBH REUNION: Whining About The Phony Slap

The reunion shows will consist of arguments about the most ridiculous story lines, producer-induced slaps and stunt-glass shattering.  

DrunkO and PumpMyStomach are chattering about THE phony SLAP!

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HFKyle Brushes Off Her MIL AND “Prince”… What Is Going On At The Umanskys? Watch Video!

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HFKyle’s MIL, the very “professional” Stella, has separated from her husband, Eduardo and is now hanging around the self-proclaimed ‘prince.’   There must be some very contentious discussions around the Umansky house, as Eduardo works with MO-ritz-eo and wife Stella … Continue reading

MORE RIDICULOUS HOUSEWIFE BIKINI SHOTS… BFrankel And CaroleR

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We give these “Meet me on the beach at 2″ pre-planned bikini shots 9983636453535 Kens!

AND… 887360304763653553434 HFKyles!

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

RHOBH Reunion Preview: HouseHusband, PhonyPrince, Loada’s LymeFace…And MORE!

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BLIND ITEM! Who’s The Relative Of The Housewife? REVEALED! ‘Stella Goes Berserk On Twitter… Starts Biz With “Royal” Friend!

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This RELATIVE of a Housewife has taken her on-screen friendship with a serial “reality” show player more seriously off-screen. This much older married professional woman has taken her younger royal friend securely under her wing, sharing the stage with him as keynote speakers at … Continue reading

RHOBH Reunion Preview: Sparring Over DrunkOtis’ Fake Dutch Boyfriend… Who Will Get HermesBoy?

These shows have gone totally fiction.  It just so happened that PMS’s son’s BEST friend just so happened to run into PMS whilst in Amsterdam… and just so happened to “date” DrunkO??  Let’s see the text messages and hear the VM’s etc.  This fake story line was just TOO fake.  MissAndy/Bravo are now simply throwing anything at viewers hoping that something sticks.

LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN HOLLAND!!

SORRY DRUNK OTIS… THE BODY LANGUAGE WITH YOU AND HERMES BOY TELLS IT ALL!  YOU WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM.  YOU’RE THINKING OF DARIN…

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HOUSEWIVES HISTORY LESSON: RHOBH From Casting To Filming… HFKyleSought After, Never Pitched To Evolution; Others Then Cast… Shana To Be “Business” Woman

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NOTE:  Let’s take a look back at how the RHOBH evolved… from the casting call to filming…and put to rest the bizarre claim that HFKyle campaigned and pitched herself and the show to EvolutionMedia.  That claim was obviously stated by someone who … Continue reading

RHOBH Reunion Preview: “Professional Pride”… HumongousLipsLisa Made A Million For Depends Ad

Seriously???  Does MissAndy have so little material about these moronic Housewives that he has to resort to extremely obvious set up questions?  MissAndy’s attempt at embarrassing Kimmer didn’t seem to work.   HumoungousLipsLisa claims she was paid over a $1 million for a Depends commercial:

NOTE:  Interesting that HFKyle keeps her mouth shut when DangerDivingWithTheStars is mentioned.

MissAndy’s RHOBH Reunion Cards…

Because MissAndy’s drinking games are SO passé, MissAndy/Bravo is attempting to lure in viewers to the sure-to-be-just-another-disappointing-reunion show by issuing official bingo cards. The cards give an indication of just how exciting the BH reunion will be!  WOO-HOO!!

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GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: It’s The Morally Corrupt FayeResnick!

MORE RHOBH “What Are They Doing Now” From Ronnie!!

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NOTE:  If you’re wondering WHY DrunkOtis is “still a triangle ho”… please hop over to Ronnie’s place and read his RHOBH recap at TrashTalkTV!

WHAT WERE THEY DRINKING??

HFKyle was out with BFrankel and CaroleRadziwill.  What were they drinking??

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NOTE:  Allegedly while in NYC, HFKyle and DrunkOtis were in the same Sephora store.  Allegedly, HFKyle bolted out of the store when DrunkO was spotted.  Really??  The NYC Sephora stores are huge enough for TEN Housewives!  We smell a pure PR story… 

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PhonyPrince Tries To Convince He’s A Prince… A Royal FAIL! Blames Nazis!!

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There is always the question of proceeding with or simply ignoring an item.  We ignore many items, but will give this item a second of atten-shun only because it’s pretty damn funny!   The phony prince is attempting to convince … Continue reading

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PumpMyStomach’s RomanticLit BravoBlog

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NOTE:  ‘Tis time to read PumpMyStomach’s romantic novelist take on the RHOBH finale.   Please read with an English accent… the accent seems to make everything acceptable. Well, it’s the final leg of this exhausting race. The sun sets on … Continue reading

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DrunkOtis’ Ghostwritten BravoBlog…

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Hey, My Bravoistas! I’m in my American Airlines’ seat 36 hours later, flying back home from NYC, thankful to be on a safe path home. My prayers go out to the families and loved ones of the downed German airliner … Continue reading

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO THE RHOBH …

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MorticiaKyle On WWHL: Talks RHOBH Reunion … Kim Asks To Solve Sister Issues Without Cameras

Kim requests that HFKyle try to resolve their issues privately… apparently, HFKyle is against Kim’s ‘no camera’ request:

Morticia On WWHL: Explains KathyH’s Reaction To Sister Discord

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WHATEVER WEDNESDAY: Whatever Happened To HFKyle’s New Hair Product “Nourage”??… Are YOU “Underappreciated… Sad…Overworked”? Take One Of Kyle’s Hair Pills And It Will All Go Away!!!

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Our very favorite splits-maker and hair-tossin’ Beverly Hills Housewife, HagfaceKyle Richards, is now the OFFICIAL spokesperson for her hair product, Nourage! Per Nourage, your HAIR tells all!! “Our hair says a lot about who we are. Happy. Sad. Overworked. Underappreciated. And with … Continue reading

RHOBH … What They’re Doing After The Finale

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Does TheAgency Cater To Low IQ Clients?

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Came across DrunkOtis’ fake boyfriend’s great advice at TheAgency! ‘Tis a bit ironic that JonRuiz is giving advice on “keeping your word”!   This short essay by Ruiz was obviously written for low IQ agents… Even WORSE is that fact … Continue reading

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DrunkOtis On WWHL: Hasn’t Seen Kim Since RHOBH Reunion (Kim’s Filming)… Dating Moritzeo’s “Partner” (NOT!)

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DrunkOtis states that she has not seen Kimmer since the RHOBH reunion and goes on about how Loada is still suffering.  Kim was filming a cameo role in Sharknado IV or V or VI… DrunkO also says that she’s dating … Continue reading

From 2012: RHOBH In Ojai… Shana Does Bare Butt Shot

Whilst searching for another item came across this from 2012.  The moronic RHOBH are doing flips… and Shana does her bare butt shot for MissAndy:

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From 2011: Glimpse Of Kim And Kyle Richards When They Were Kids… At Grandma’s House On LongIsland

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                                                                       Kim Richards NOTE:  Whilst looking … Continue reading