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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS: What’s Gonna Happen On The Next Phony Baloney Episode… “Faint Chance”

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Here’s what’s gonna happen on tomorrow’s phony baloney RHOBH: Brandi, Kim, Kyle and Mauricio show up to support Lisa and her sexy dance partner Gleb on Dancing with the Stars.  NOTE:  Her “sexy” partner???  Everything associated with LisaVanderDump is “sexy” and it’s … Continue reading

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SH THREE YEAR MARK! Thank you…

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Was not going to make any big deal about today, as after hitting the ONE MILLION mark milestone quite a while ago, stopped with the self-aggrandizement. However, since it was pointed out in comments by SH readers… today IS the … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: Lost Footage Episode… Stooges Go To A Camel Farm… Screech When They See A Cat…

Bravo airs the RHONJ Lost Footage episodes October 14 and 20th.  This is what you’re gonna be in for as you watch the lost adventures of the unsophisticated, unprofessional, unintelligent idiotic stooges from New Jersey wander the US: On an … Continue reading

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KIM RICHARDS, BRANDI GLANVILLE: These Beverly Hillbillians Need To FIRE THEIR STYLISTS!… Immediately!!!… HEATHER DUBROW Gives Her Two Cents Re The RHONJ “Designer Look”!

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The “designer” dress which FEBUSzoid decked herself out all proudly-like and let everyone know that her son’s EX-girlfriend was the creator of the deep-blue disaster she’s wearin’…  is still leading the list of “WORST ever designer frock to be worn … Continue reading

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LAURITA: BubbaJax’ BIZZARO BravoBlog… Bubba Goes After JTG and Penny For Not Having “INTEGRITY”!!… AND Goes After The “HATERS”!!… Throwin’ Around All Kinda “Super Scary” “BS” Legal Crap…

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Bravo… DRAMA, DRAMA, DRAMA!   NOTE:  “Drama” created by Sirens/Bravo… Kim D. told me I had actually been in Penny’s presence a couple of times in the past in quick passing at her store and at one of her events, … Continue reading

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NEW “REALITY” SHOW: Launching Winner Into Space!… Physical and MENTAL Challenges Prevent Housewives From Being Contestants!… Lisa Vanderpump Ditched Giggy…REAL Reason For Nassif/Maloof Divorce!

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Sony Pictures along with Mark Burnett and VirginAirlines have come up with a brand new REALITY show concept… blasting the winner of the “reality” show, which is said to be a combination of “Survivor” and “I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Outta … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY Preview: Part II… “Lucy and Ethel Go To KimD’s”

RHONJ Part II... “Lucy and Ethel” visit KimD’s where she (KimD) sets up the Ridgewood melee.  Stilettos kill!!!

 

HOUSEWIVES NEWS: “Manzo’d With Children”… Teresa Giudice “Keepin’ Out Of It”…Kroy Biermann… NayNay Leakes…Paula Deen… Wretched and Slimey “Brangelina Wannabes”… Lisa Hochstein…Evolution Lookin’ For Plastic Surgery Mishaps

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Under the working title, “Manzo’d With Children,” the pilot will follow the Housewife in her duties as the “ringleader of the crazy circus that is her Italian family.” Apparently, her adult children are driving her more nuts than ever: Albie is single and ready to mingle, Chris is eager to come up with the best idea since the stripper/car wash and Lauren is ready to entertain the idea of letting Vito put a ring on it.

 

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How exciting!!! Maybe somma her REAL friends will make some appearances!!

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The tagline for da Zoids:  “It’s one crowded house filled with personality, laughter and ham… in both pig and honey-baked forms.”

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Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann tore his achilles tendon during the first half of the Falcons/Rams game this past Saturday and is out for the season.   Poor Kim!!!  Kroy’s gonna be home whinin’ all damn day!

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The man who allegedly attempted to extort $250,000 from Paula Deen has just been sentenced to 2 years in prison…  Well, Pauler ain’t a Housewife, but she could be!!

TreeJoodice wantsta keep outta the whole thing:

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Picture this:  Slade Slimey and WretchedRossie as Brangelina!  “We want to be Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! That’s the goal,” a laughing Gretchen, 35, tells Life & Style, adding, “At this point, we want to have, like, 26 kids.”

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Lisa Hochstein wantsta be Brangelina, too!!  “When I drink, I become a partial lesbian…what’s a half lesbian?  Joanna is a good time when she’s drunk, and she’s so hot! We would be the hottest couple in Miami. We would be like Brangelina.”  So, who would be Brad Pitt??

NayNayLeakes, in a phone press conference last week, said she turned down many spinoff opportunities until this one (Dreamin’ of NayNay) came along.  UM… OK… All the producers everywhere were after NayNay!  Which is why TylerPerry changed his phone number!

Tamballs and Ellie are ploppin’ down in those Clubhouse Chairs tonight with MissAndy… WHY?  ‘Cause they get hitched on their spinoff tonight.  Watch for Tamballs and Ellie to be doin’ ANYTHING MissAndy orders them!  Tamballs needs that Bravo check…

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Are YOU the victim of some bad plastic surgery??  If you ARE, EvolutionMedia is lookin’ for you!  Hurry… deadline is September 19!

Evolution Media & The Producers of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills & The Real Housewives of Orange County are searching for people who appear to be 25-35 who want to fix their past plastic surgery.  NOTE:  Interesting… they want people who APPEAR to be 25-35.  No official ID necessary!  So, you’re 57 and appear to be 35… fill out an application!!

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TERESA GIUDICE: Tree’s BravoBlog…Stays On Track… No Mention Of REAL Life Drama!… Says All NJ Salon Owners Welcome To Milania Launch Event… Did Not Invite Penny OR Penny’s Bodyguard!… Get FREE Stuff!!

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Bravo… Another ghostwritten BravoBlog! Hello Loveys! I loved how this episode started: with my kids and my niece and nephews having a play date. I love when my family is together — nothing makes me happier! Milania sliding down the … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE, JOE GIUDICE: Federal Indictment Update… “NOT Guilty” At Arraignment… Trial Set For October 8… Courtroom Sketch… Photos

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The attorneys representing Juicy and Tree appeared in Federal Court today to enter a plea of “not guilty” in the 39-count indictment case against the Joodices.  Each of the Joodice’s attorneys spent less than five minutes before Federal Judge Esther Salas … Continue reading

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** SH EXCLUSIVE**… Manzoid’s Bravo Spinoff… There Is Already A SECOND Season!… SuperSecret Episode Outline Revealed!

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YES!  It’s true!!!  DaZoids are getting their very own spinoff.  And, YES… we have found even more info from our insider from the 46th floor at 30 Rock!   MissAndy really should find new help… someone who at least knows … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” MONDAY: Kim Richards (?!?!)… RHOA In Top Twenty… Real Housewives of Israel Tiff With Andy Cohen… PT Housewife… BFrankel Talk Show Rankle… SH Poll Results

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For some strange reason, decided to take a look at Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Housewife Kim Richards twitter account… just like to check in on Kim every once in a while.  Kim just seems like a lost soul.  A … Continue reading

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JACQUELINE LAURITA: BubbaJax’ BravoBlog… Bubba Never “Lies About Anything”… Teresa “Involved In Things She Now Regrets”… BubbaJax Cried…

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Bravo… It bothered me that Teresa kept saying that it was my fault she wasn’t speaking to her brother. If you ask her brother, he will tell you that is simply not true. I think Teresa’s memory is a little fuzzy … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE: Tree’s BravoBlog…Melissa Is Lucky That Tree Doesn’t Blab What She Knows About MeGo! … BubbaJax and DonCaro Were Expected At Retreat

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Bravo… Hi Loveys! First I have to tell you, from the bottom of my heart, how much I appreciate you all. I see your Tweets and messages and emails defending me and my family. (Unlike Melissa and Kathy, I guess, … Continue reading

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FOR ALL SH READERS!!!… What You SHould Know About Melissa Gorga… From Someone Who Is “Clothes” To MeGo!!… Let’s Play “Guess The FRIEND Of The Housewife”!!

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Would like to share with SH readers the following… which was found earlier today in the “Contact Ms. SH” file: Hello, Can you please make it known while Season 5 was filming Melissa was so desperate for “friends” to film, … Continue reading

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KIM ZOLCIAK: KimZ’s Chateau “Almost Move In”… Smoking Accusations Addressed

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Kim and Kroy Zolciak-Biermann’s new house is almost ready for inhabitants.  KimZ will require lotsa help for her monstrous manor!   @KimZolciak-Biermann has been tweeting the progress of her new abode… Unlike ChateauSheree, construction of KimZ’s new house WILL be … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE: Tree’s BravoBlog… Melissa Ain’t Got No Respect… But, Keep Watching!!!

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Bravo…  Tree’s ghostwriter did a bang-up job on this week’s BravoBlog… no grammatical errors and a nicely spun story!     Hi Loveys! Joe and I had a fantastic week criss-crossing the country for my Fabulicious: On the Grill book tour. Houston … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” WEDNESDAY: Teresa Giudice “Nene’s Bridesmaid”… Kim Zolciak Pregnant “Wants A Girl”… Kenya Moore “Rent Overdue”… LuAnnie and PT Housewife… AND… A Brand NEW “Watch What Crappens”!!!

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  And they say that none of this “reality” stuff is planned!!!  It’s just the “reality” star’s life… with cameras following them around! Who’s being invited to NayNay’s official Bravo-endorsed wedding par-tay aka “I Dream of Nene”… and who ain’t? … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” WEDNESDAY: Dumping Dubai… Andy Cohen Says “What Makes A Good Spin-off”… Heather Dubrow “Gets A Cover”!!!… Duck Dynasty On Tonight!!… Brand New “WatchWhatCrappens”!!… $$$ Million Dollar HWs…

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You have seen those architectural wonders of Dubai.  BUT, did you know that Dubai doesn’t have a sewage system for all those big new buildings… so they haul it all away in tank trucks. You would have thought that by building all … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS RECAP: Season Three, Episode Twenty-Two… Secrets Revealed

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS RECAP Season Three, Episode Twenty-Two… “Secrets Revealed” by Sandi Duffy I will apologize ahead of time if I missed anything important.  I watched this while walking on my treadmill. There is talk of the Morally … Continue reading

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KYLE RICHARDS, KIM RICHARDS, ADRIENNE MALOOF: What If Bravo Never Came Along?

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It’s interesting to imagine what somma these Housewife-y chicks would be doing if Bravo didn’t show up and put them on television. Let’s start with two or three Beverly Hills Housewives! What would each of these Housewives be doing without … Continue reading

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MORE SH “HIT AND RUN” THURSDAY: Which Housewife Says Bein’ A Housewife Is “Just Her Job”… Someone Is Rippin’ Off Kelly Bensimon!!… Jacqueline and Chris Laurita At Ridgewood NJ Police Department

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Which Housewife explains what she really does?  The Housewife says it’s just her J-O-B! The drama certainly makes for good television, but it doesn’t necessarily make for a great life. “It’s exhausting, but it’s just a job. It’s my job,” … Continue reading

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KYLE RICHARDS: Kyle’s BravoBlog… Says Yolanda Foster “Went Out Of Her Way To Be MEAN” to Kyle!… “Grateful” To Shana… “No One Can Imagine What We Have Gone Through”…

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Bravo… Just in case one Reunion wasn’t enough torture, here we go again. . . I was still in absolute shock that Yolanda went out of her way to be so mean to me. We had never had ANY issues. It … Continue reading

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BRANDI GLANVILLE: Brandi’s BravoBlog… Brandi and MO-reese All Made UP!!!

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Bravo…   The Reunion Part 2! Uggh! The second part of this reunion mostly revolves around  Kim’s sobriety and her behavior in Paris. I was a little mean to Kim about the pillow talk in Paris. But I just couldn’t sit … Continue reading

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YOLANDA FOSTER: YoFo’s BravoBlog…Says Kim Richards “Changed Story”… Ignorant About Lyme Disease… Lisa Vanderpump and Brandi Glanville Visited YoFo… Kim and Kyle Richards Did Not

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Bravo…   Hello bravo lovers! Hard to believe this season has finally come to an end. Sunday nights are going to be quiet without writing my blog for you and reflecting on Monday’s episodes. I enjoyed reading your comments and … Continue reading