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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA Skeered Of Oscars! ATL’s Bragged-About Ratings Would Crumble!

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If you were looking forward to a new episode of the Real Housewives of Atlanta tonight, you’re in for a disappointment.  A NEW episode will air next week.  Would you like to know WHY the ATL Housewives have taken the … Continue reading

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KIM ZOLCIAK: Kim And Kroy Taxes Paid… Kendra Davis Address Listed As “Mailing Address”!

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There are several reports of Kim Zolciak Biermann and Kroy Biermann owing over $11,000 on their Roswell GA house.  After doing some research, cannot see where the Biermann’s owe any taxes on their property… the taxes were paid in full … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA: A Somewhat Conclusive Discussion… What Is “Shade”?? … And How To Throw It!

The black KimZolciak thinks she’s the Queen of Insults Shade… BUT, we’re kinda likin’ Kandi for the title, only ’cause Sheree ain’t included in this group!!

NOTE:  “Shade” is simply an “insult”… or being disrespectful towards another.  

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BEFORE NayNay Was An Atlanta Housewife…”Choking Out” KimZolciak POLICE REPORT

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While looking for something else,  came across this October 7, 2008 Essence.com interview with Nene Leakes BEFORE the Real Housewives of Atlanta premiered… …AND an Essence.com interview with Nene AFTER the RHOA premiered. NOTE:  In the aftermath of the fallout from the “Saving Our Daughters” Charity … especially NayNay Leakes’ involvement , … Continue reading

KENYA MOORE: Kenya On WWHL With Miss Andy … Kenya Says NayNay Is Jealous Of Her… AND Kenya Says MissAndy Is “Off-The-Scale” Shady!

Kenya Moore was in MissAndy’s WWHL Clubhouse last night with Wayne Brady.  Wayne was the perfect gentleman and let Kenya’s loose lips fly!

Kenya is asked by a caller (a caller… a totally random caller… put right through by the phone Nazi Deidre)  if NayNayLeakes is jealous of her… Kenya replies YES!

NOTE:  Of course NayNay is jealous of Kenya… and of anyone else who doesn’t think what NayNay thinks!  And, what DOES NayNay think???  NayNay thinks that NayNay is the most fabulous creature who ever was “discovered” by the three gay white guys who just gush all over her:  MissAndy, MissAndyCoop and MissRyanMurphy!  

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Kenya points out that since HollywoodNayNay’s “acting” career has officially passed its overdue expiration date, NayNay is fearful of anyone being eyed as her replacement on the ATL Housewives show.

Kenya also hits another nail on the head when she describes MissAndy as beyond “shady”…

NOTE:  Perhaps Kenya will drop some points on her “shady” scale for MissAndy when he makes his much-needed deposit in that “bank”!  What would they name their baby???

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HOW TO BE A “FAKE IT ‘TIL YOU MAKE IT” ATLANTA HOUSEWIFE!

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A great article by a **gasp** gay guy, David Rae for TheAdvocate… on How to be an Atlanta “Fake It ‘Til You Make It” Housewife! Fake it, housing: Make sure to get a fabulous house that will make your friends jealous … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: NayNay “Clothing Label”…Ramona Singer “Tweets”… JillZ “Protecting Mario”…KimZolciak “Money” … NEW WatchWhatCrappens Podcast!!

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ANOTHER Housewife with a clothing line!  Would YOU wear the KimZolciak NayNay label??? MORE re RamoanerSinger separation… JillZ says that Ramoaner was “protecting” Mario!    JillZ says she’s gonna be on an Opree “Where Are They Now?” episode, although nothing … Continue reading

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KIM ZOLCIAK: Kim’s New Idea…Flippin’ Houses

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Kim Zolciak has come up with such an original idea… KimZ may want to chat with JeffLewis or any of the thousands of house flippers who have been flipping for decades before she and Kroy start their house flippin’ business. … Continue reading

SH **EXCLUSIVE** … MissAndy’s Special Request Of SH Readers… Which Housewives Would YOU Dump??

MissAndy wants to know!!!

ANDY DUMP THE HOUSEWIVES PG

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SH “HIT AND RUN” … Atlanta Casting Calls…Kenya Moore… Danielle Staub… CONGRATULATIONS COLTS!!

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If you’re livin’ in Atlanta and your job title is  “Celebrity Assistant” and you’re lookin’ for “reality” show fame… Hello, Sweetie!!… …CarlosKing, RHOA exec producer and friend to ALL Housewives, is looking for YOU!  NOTE:  If you don’t know who … Continue reading

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SH **EXCLUSIVE** ANOTHER Sign In Front Of Tree Joodice House!! And…MORE!

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AN OC Housewife knew the owner… Sign next door to KomaKathy’s house… DrunkOtis’ house…2010… DrunkOtis’ hubbend strikes back!! FEBUS tried to get rid of them… nobody buyin’!! Crooksy ain’t kidding!! MO-Reese advertising while sellin’ real estate… Countless LuAnnie’s sign in … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS: Who Kept Them??

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Since there is absolutely nothing new with any of the Housewives… really, what could be said or done which has not been already said or done…let’s take a look back at some of the preposterous items from New Year’s past! … Continue reading

LUANNIE DE LESSEPS, CAROLE RADZIWILL: Improv Classes Filmed Back in August… Will Be RHONY Story Line…

Read with great interest that CountlessLuAnnie has taken “comedy” classes at ThePIT (People’s Improv Theater) in NYC.  LuAnnie and Carole Radziwill will BOTH be featured doin’ their improv… the classes at ThePIT were filmed back in August.

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WE’RE FUNNY… AND THIS GUY IS A DENTIST!!

Is Heather Thomson pregnant… or is this just a bad angle???  More photos and details about last night’s “performance” from TheLaughButton

YES!! THIS GUY IS A DENTIST!!  NOT MY DENTIST, BUT A DENTIST… AND HE DIDN'T TEACH THE CLASS THAT YOU'RE GONNA SEE ON THE RHONY!

YES!! THIS GUY IS A DENTIST!! NOT MY DENTIST, BUT A DENTIST… AND HE DIDN’T TEACH THE CLASS THAT YOU’RE GONNA SEE ON THE RHONY!

Friends of SH used to teach at ThePIT… several years ago!!  However, they teached all they could teach at their time at ThePIT.  They have scattered to other parts to continue acting (MadMen) and to teach improv comedy!

But, we still have their very, VERY funny “Bridezillas” parody… from SH May 2012, which was shot right in Countless Luannie’s UWS neighborhood!!

Mary Magdalene is making wedding plans with Jesus’ mother…will Jesus’ REAL father show up for the wedding??   Watch carefully… at the 2:56 mark Jesus turns Joseph’s cup of water into a wonderful BloodyMary!!

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA: Porsha Williams… Wins “Boxa Rocks” Trophy!!

The award for STOOPIDEST Housewife this week goes to… Porsha Williams Stewart!

OR MAYBE NOT… HEARD THAT PORSHA CHICK IS DUMBER!

OR MAYBE NOT… HEARD THAT PORSHA CHICK IS DUMBER!

AND…NayNay has turned into Kim Zolciak.

 

(Thanks to SH readers “”FLP” and “PDM”!)

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SH **EXCLUSIVE**!!! Top Five Torture Songs Replaced… By Housewives Tunes!… New Top Torture Song… Melissa Gorga’s “On Display”!!

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The five songs used to torture people…has been replaced! The US government was deluged with protests, led by many members of the band’s mentioned, after this “top five torture song” list was published by TIME in October 2013… just three … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: Lisa Vanderpump “Hocking Her Booze”… Kandi Burruss “Fiance Fuming”… Kim Zolciak…New OC Housewife, Shannon Beador… NayNay “Wants Talk Show” Is OLD News… PT Housewife “Goes To LegoLand”!!

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Lisa Vanderpump, in town for the 29th Anniversary of the White Party, was seen shopping Friday with her daughter Pandora at Saks Fifth Avenue in Bal Harbour. Vanderpump, also in town “hocking her sangria.”  NOTE:  Does this mean that LisaWhoLivesInAVanDownByTheRiver … Continue reading

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IT’S BLACK FRIDAY!! … Atten-shun All Housewives… There’s A Sale Goin’ On At SH!!!… It’s A Bargain!… Which Housewives Will Be Smart Enough To Buy???

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There are people who said ‘screw that Thanksgiving dinner’ yesterday and stood in line to grab those bargains… it’s a tradition for some people. As mentioned three days ago, a “non-partisan” company is being paid $1 million to produce POSITIVE O-Care … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: EX-Wife MessySalami’s Pay-Per-View Wedding… Camille Grammer’s EX Charged “Impeding Breath”… Yolanda Foster “Walk of Fame” Question… Sonja Morgan “Lawsuit Reversal?”… Porsha Stewart On VERY Low End For Appearance Fee

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EX-DC Wife, Messy Salami is getting married to Journey band member, Neal Schon… and Messy thinks that anyone cares!   In fact, Messy thinks so many care that her and Neal’s wedding will be via “pay-per-view” on December 14!  The … Continue reading

KIM ZOLCIAK: Kim and Kroy Had A Girl And A Boy… And The Names Are…

We interrupt this regularly scheduled program for this extremely important bit of Housewives news!!!

The names of Kim and Kroy Zolciak’s twins have finally been revealed to the public!

K & K are keepin’ with the “K” names:

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FINALLY… Thank you, Jesus; sign of the cross; kisses to the sky! … those twins were born!  No more shots of KimZ showin’ off her pregnant belly in a bikini!

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NOTE:  Kim and Kroy will be petitioning the Georgia courts immediately to change the names of their eldest children to align with the rest of the “Ks” in the BiermannBunch!  “Krielle” and “Kariana’s” monogram will be the same as their parents and siblings…  

(Thanks to SH readers “romo” and “Jool”!!)

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HOUSEWIFE NEWS: Tamballs “Jumpin’ On Autism”… BFrankel “#1 Fan Quits”… Brandi Glanville “BS”… Kim Zolciak “Baby Names”

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Tamballs and Ellie are now hoppin’ on the Autism Train… or maybe they were just hangin’ around the grill room. NO “Reality Stars” on the HollywoodWalkOfFame… Kandi Burruss agrees!  YAY, Kandi! BFrankel’s biggest idiot geek idolizer number one fan of all … Continue reading

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR … YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW!… Musical Guests “GreenDay” and “LosLonelyBoys”!

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LET’S TAKE A BREAK FROM THOSE MORONIC HOUSEWIVES!   Here are some things that you might not know!! Study these trivial facts… there will be a test later!!!   UH… Much later! Or maybe not!  It will be a surprise … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES NEWS: MissAndy “BFrankel’s Audition”… Camille Grammer … Marisa Zanuck… KimZolciak… Melissa Gorga… PierogiPrincess “NakedAgain”

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MissAndy will be BFrankel’s guest on Monday… on her goin’ down in flames talk show.  MissAndy brings with him BFrankel’s RHONY audition tape… Marisa Zanuck’s father-in-law’s house (the house Marisa sold WITHOUT Mo-Ree-C-O)  is a tear down… Camille Grammer surgery performed … Continue reading

BREAKING NEWS: **SH EXCLUSIVE**… Slade Smiley Gets New Spinoff Show!!… With Vicki Gunvalson and Brooks Ayers!… NO Gretchen Rossi!

Wretched now has a legitimate reason to call off her totally phony baloney made up for the sole purpose of her weak story line wedding to Slimey… she refuses to marry a limo driver!    Crooksy is thrilled to be gettin’ free rides…anywhere.

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“CLASSY AND TRASHY”…READERS CHOICE!!!

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CAROLINE MANZO: “Manzo’d With Children”… DonCaro Thinks Everyone LOVES Her and Her Lil Manzoids!!… FEBUS!!!!

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NOTE:  For all who are now just hearing/reading that those FEBUS-lovin’ Manzoids got their own spinoff show… the following was originally posted ten days ago on SH, September 17… DonCaro actually thinks that people LOVE her… and her lil Manzoids!! NOTE: … Continue reading