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AN OC Housewife knew the owner… Sign next door to KomaKathy’s house… DrunkOtis’ house…2010… DrunkOtis’ hubbend strikes back!! FEBUS tried to get rid of them… nobody buyin’!! Crooksy ain’t kidding!! MO-Reese advertising while sellin’ real estate… Countless LuAnnie’s sign in … Continue reading
Read with great interest that CountlessLuAnnie has taken “comedy” classes at ThePIT (People’s Improv Theater) in NYC. LuAnnie and Carole Radziwill will BOTH be featured doin’ their improv… the classes at ThePIT were filmed back in August.
More photos at ThePIT’sFBPage…
Is Heather Thomson pregnant… or is this just a bad angle??? More photos and details about last night’s “performance” from TheLaughButton…
Friends of SH used to teach at ThePIT… several years ago!! However, they teached all they could teach at their time at ThePIT. They have scattered to other parts to continue acting (MadMen) and to teach improv comedy!
But, we still have their very, VERY funny “Bridezillas” parody… from SH May 2012, which was shot right in Countless Luannie’s UWS neighborhood!!
Mary Magdalene is making wedding plans with Jesus’ mother…will Jesus’ REAL father show up for the wedding?? Watch carefully… at the 2:56 mark Jesus turns Joseph’s cup of water into a wonderful BloodyMary!!
The award for STOOPIDEST Housewife this week goes to… Porsha Williams
AND…NayNay has turned into Kim Zolciak.
(Thanks to SH readers “”FLP” and “PDM”!)
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Lisa Vanderpump, in town for the 29th Anniversary of the White Party, was seen shopping Friday with her daughter Pandora at Saks Fifth Avenue in Bal Harbour. Vanderpump, also in town “hocking her sangria.” NOTE: Does this mean that LisaWhoLivesInAVanDownByTheRiver … Continue reading
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There are people who said ‘screw that Thanksgiving dinner’ yesterday and stood in line to grab those bargains… it’s a tradition for some people. As mentioned three days ago, a “non-partisan” company is being paid $1 million to produce POSITIVE O-Care … Continue reading
We interrupt this regularly scheduled program for this extremely important bit of Housewives news!!!
The names of Kim and Kroy Zolciak’s twins have finally been revealed to the public!
K & K are keepin’ with the “K” names:
FINALLY… Thank you, Jesus; sign of the cross; kisses to the sky! … those twins were born! No more shots of KimZ showin’ off her pregnant belly in a bikini!
NOTE: Kim and Kroy will be petitioning the Georgia courts immediately to change the names of their eldest children to align with the rest of the “Ks” in the BiermannBunch! “Krielle” and “Kariana’s” monogram will be the same as their parents and siblings…
(Thanks to SH readers “romo” and “Jool”!!)
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Tamballs and Ellie are now hoppin’ on the Autism Train… or maybe they were just hangin’ around the grill room. NO “Reality Stars” on the HollywoodWalkOfFame… Kandi Burruss agrees! YAY, Kandi! BFrankel’s biggest idiot geek idolizer number one fan of all … Continue reading
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MissAndy will be BFrankel’s guest on Monday… on her goin’ down in flames talk show. MissAndy brings with him BFrankel’s RHONY audition tape… Marisa Zanuck’s father-in-law’s house (the house Marisa sold WITHOUT Mo-Ree-C-O) is a tear down… Camille Grammer surgery performed … Continue reading
Wretched now has a legitimate reason to call off her
totally phony baloney made up for the sole purpose of her weak story line wedding to Slimey… she refuses to marry a limo driver! Crooksy is thrilled to be gettin’ free rides…anywhere.
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NOTE: For all who are now just hearing/reading that those FEBUS-lovin’ Manzoids got their own spinoff show… the following was originally posted ten days ago on SH, September 17… DonCaro actually thinks that people LOVE her… and her lil Manzoids!! NOTE: … Continue reading
Under the working title, “Manzo’d With Children,” the pilot will follow the Housewife in her duties as the “ringleader of the crazy circus that is her Italian family.” Apparently, her adult children are driving her more nuts than ever: Albie is single and ready to mingle, Chris is eager to come up with the best idea since the stripper/car wash and Lauren is ready to entertain the idea of letting Vito put a ring on it.
How exciting!!! Maybe somma her REAL friends will make some appearances!!
The tagline for da Zoids: “It’s one crowded house filled with personality, laughter and ham… in both pig and honey-baked forms.”
Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann tore his achilles tendon during the first half of the Falcons/Rams game this past Saturday and is out for the season. Poor Kim!!! Kroy’s gonna be home whinin’ all damn day!
The man who allegedly attempted to extort $250,000 from Paula Deen has just been sentenced to 2 years in prison… Well, Pauler ain’t a Housewife, but she could be!!
TreeJoodice wantsta keep outta the whole thing:
Picture this: Slade Slimey and WretchedRossie as Brangelina! “We want to be Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! That’s the goal,” a laughing Gretchen, 35, tells Life & Style, adding, “At this point, we want to have, like, 26 kids.”
Lisa Hochstein wantsta be Brangelina, too!! “When I drink, I become a partial lesbian…what’s a half lesbian? Joanna is a good time when she’s drunk, and she’s so hot! We would be the hottest couple in Miami. We would be like Brangelina.” So, who would be Brad Pitt??
NayNayLeakes, in a phone press conference last week, said she turned down many spinoff opportunities until this one (Dreamin’ of NayNay) came along. UM… OK… All the producers everywhere were after NayNay! Which is why TylerPerry changed his phone number!
Tamballs and Ellie are ploppin’ down in those Clubhouse Chairs tonight with MissAndy… WHY? ‘Cause they get hitched on their spinoff tonight. Watch for Tamballs and Ellie to be doin’ ANYTHING MissAndy orders them! Tamballs needs that Bravo check…
Are YOU the victim of some bad plastic surgery?? If you ARE, EvolutionMedia is lookin’ for you! Hurry… deadline is September 19!
Evolution Media & The Producers of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills & The Real Housewives of Orange County are searching for people who appear to be 25-35 who want to fix their past plastic surgery. NOTE: Interesting… they want people who APPEAR to be 25-35. No official ID necessary! So, you’re 57 and appear to be 35… fill out an application!!
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Former Orange County Housewife, @PeggyTanous, just “had that feeling” when she shared the BravoClubhouse with MissAndy and Sean Avery! (See Sean and Peggy’s June 2011 appearance… ) KKKelly Bensimon is sick and tired of BFrankel’s BS! “I just want the record … Continue reading
Oh, how cozy!! MissAndy celebrates with MissAndyCoops at the opening of MissAndyCoop’s boyfriend’s bar. All of MissAndy’s NYMediaMafia were there…where was Sean Avery???
Who got the best ratings for sitting next to MissAndy in the BravoClubhouse? If you guessed Danielle Staub, you would be correct!! Danielle beat out LadyGaga and BFrankel. We’re givin’ all three of them (Danielle, BF and LadyG) 378,388 Kens!
Brielle Biermann walkin’ the runway… hope she didn’t fall off her shoes!
Tamballs tellin’ how she has to stay in shape… how interesting that Ellie, 12 years younger, insists that Tamballs share the same healthy “lifestyle” as him. Hmmm… what’s gonna happen when Tamballs is 57 and don’t give a crap about goin’ to the gym every damn day? What will Ellie do???
Some moron, with actual Emmy voting rights, says that the Housewives shows should be nominated for Emmys… ’cause they are comparable to other cable shows like “MadMen” and “BreakingBad”! Not even including the link to this delusional diatribe. Here’s one huge distinction between any Housewives show and the Emmy-winning shows mentioned: SCRIPTS! The other distinction which was not mentioned in comparing the shows: PAID PROFESSIONAL ACTORS… actual experienced card-carrying SAG members! The diatribe writer is a total idiot.
Poor HagfaceKyle! “I really want to be one of those people that laughs about the process of aging but… it’s just not funny.” LLLHagfaceKyle tells of her aging woes and shows how much getting that full body lipo has helped…
Right next to the item re HagfaceKyle… poor Johnny Galecki!!! Sara Gilbert says that dating Johnny Galecki make her realize that she was gay. WOW! Maybe Sara shoulda kept that one to herself…
Been asking this every time John Kerry pops up on TV or in mags… What the hell happened to John Kerry’s face!? The guy literally looks like an avatar!
Now there is MexicanIndependenceDay, which is supposed to be celebrated in the US… !? Preparing for celebration is the Maricopa County restaurant where county health officials believe an E. coli outbreak sickened 74 people, who ended up with bloody diarrhea. They hired an AA Opree-approved cleaning “specialist” to assure customers that the place is now E.coli free!
What do you have to do get your own “reality” show??? Well, just like those two stooges on that totally phony Jungle Gold show… all ya gotta do is fill out an online application, complete with photos, and YOU could have your own show on the DiscoveryChannel!! Just be sure you’re over 13! Oh… you really think JungleGold is for real???
YELP! is fighting back! It’s usually YELP! that is getting sued… this time, YELP! is suing a SanDiego law firm claiming the firm’s employees are submitting GREAT, but phony, reviews. Oh, that’s a good way for any LAW firm to get clients…
Well, good for Gene Simmons! In defending TimTebow, Gene says that if Tim were wearin’ a burqa, no one would be sayin’ nuthin’!
A loyal family dog saved a young boy from a baby sitter’s physical abuse… the dog was NOT a pit bull.
“flipit/Ronnie’s” latest! BigBrother in TWO minutes!!
NicCage as MileyCyrus…
If you didn’t know by now… the whole Penny “thing,” which includes @Aarater and @bulldog_NJ (think @RoxyPoxyGirl) is to draw more atten-shun to the chaos of the RHONJ. Clearly, Bravo has oversight of the Housewives BravoBlogs, their tweets, and other social media. Is it any wonder that so many are BOOOOORED with these people?
The first runway show of its kind, a showcase for the plastic surgery of plastic surgeon Dr. Ramtin Kassir, premiered with celebrities including Danielle Staub and BubbaJax of Bravo’s Real Housewives of New Jersey to unveil their latest “work.”
BubbaJax now has some competition! @BrandiGlanville is in the running for MasterTweeter! OH… and according to Brandi BLEEEEECH! Glanville’s tweets, she continues her lovefest with YolandaFoster and LisaVanderpump is enemy #1. Ridiculous… just more junk put out for the purpose of drawing attention to the RHOBH before their season premieres. Just BOOOOORING…and so predictable.
One of our fave Housewives, Adrienne Magoof, has a brand new boyfriend. Yes, Adrienne and Rod’s kid have called it quits. OH, the news
like who didn’t see that coming that those two are no longer an item is just heartbreaking! BUT… Adrienne’s NEW boyfriend is Andy Hnilo, a model and “actor”!!! A VERY BAD ACTOR… wonder if he’s used any of these lines on Magoof…a bit hard to watch the entire way through…
Tree Joodice attended the “Just Dance with Boy Meets Girl” fashion show at STYLE360 at the Metropolitan Pavilion last night with Gia and Milania… Tree don’t take that little Appolonia… oops, Gabriella… anywhere! We all know that these **cough, cough** “stars” don’t go nowhere unless they are compensated in some way… did Tree get her preferred method of payment
CASH or maybe some dance clothes for Gia?
Let’s look back at MORE items from a year ago… August 31, 2012… which were makin’ news in the micro world of the Housewives…
Something to think about: “Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” – Miles Kington
Mysteriously, this video suddenly appears on YouTube! MeGo sings her newest “NeverLetMeGo.” This one has been polished… auto-tuned… a bit; however, it’s still damn awful!
NOTE: **Warning**!! It is highly recommended that you locate your nearest ER… you may need some morphine after watching and listening!