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SH “HIT AND RUN” … Atlanta Casting Calls…Kenya Moore… Danielle Staub… CONGRATULATIONS COLTS!!

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If you’re livin’ in Atlanta and your job title is  “Celebrity Assistant” and you’re lookin’ for “reality” show fame… Hello, Sweetie!!… …CarlosKing, RHOA exec producer and friend to ALL Housewives, is looking for YOU!  NOTE:  If you don’t know who … Continue reading

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SH **EXCLUSIVE** ANOTHER Sign In Front Of Tree Joodice House!! And…MORE!

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AN OC Housewife knew the owner… Sign next door to KomaKathy’s house… DrunkOtis’ house…2010… DrunkOtis’ hubbend strikes back!! FEBUS tried to get rid of them… nobody buyin’!! Crooksy ain’t kidding!! MO-Reese advertising while sellin’ real estate… Countless LuAnnie’s sign in … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS: Who Kept Them??

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Since there is absolutely nothing new with any of the Housewives… really, what could be said or done which has not been already said or done…let’s take a look back at some of the preposterous items from New Year’s past! … Continue reading

LUANNIE DE LESSEPS, CAROLE RADZIWILL: Improv Classes Filmed Back in August… Will Be RHONY Story Line…

Read with great interest that CountlessLuAnnie has taken “comedy” classes at ThePIT (People’s Improv Theater) in NYC.  LuAnnie and Carole Radziwill will BOTH be featured doin’ their improv… the classes at ThePIT were filmed back in August.

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WE’RE FUNNY… AND THIS GUY IS A DENTIST!!

Is Heather Thomson pregnant… or is this just a bad angle???  More photos and details about last night’s “performance” from TheLaughButton

YES!! THIS GUY IS A DENTIST!!  NOT MY DENTIST, BUT A DENTIST… AND HE DIDN'T TEACH THE CLASS THAT YOU'RE GONNA SEE ON THE RHONY!

YES!! THIS GUY IS A DENTIST!! NOT MY DENTIST, BUT A DENTIST… AND HE DIDN’T TEACH THE CLASS THAT YOU’RE GONNA SEE ON THE RHONY!

Friends of SH used to teach at ThePIT… several years ago!!  However, they teached all they could teach at their time at ThePIT.  They have scattered to other parts to continue acting (MadMen) and to teach improv comedy!

But, we still have their very, VERY funny “Bridezillas” parody… from SH May 2012, which was shot right in Countless Luannie’s UWS neighborhood!!

Mary Magdalene is making wedding plans with Jesus’ mother…will Jesus’ REAL father show up for the wedding??   Watch carefully… at the 2:56 mark Jesus turns Joseph’s cup of water into a wonderful BloodyMary!!

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA: Porsha Williams… Wins “Boxa Rocks” Trophy!!

The award for STOOPIDEST Housewife this week goes to… Porsha Williams Stewart!

OR MAYBE NOT… HEARD THAT PORSHA CHICK IS DUMBER!

OR MAYBE NOT… HEARD THAT PORSHA CHICK IS DUMBER!

AND…NayNay has turned into Kim Zolciak.

 

(Thanks to SH readers “”FLP” and “PDM”!)

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SH **EXCLUSIVE**!!! Top Five Torture Songs Replaced… By Housewives Tunes!… New Top Torture Song… Melissa Gorga’s “On Display”!!

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The five songs used to torture people…has been replaced! The US government was deluged with protests, led by many members of the band’s mentioned, after this “top five torture song” list was published by TIME in October 2013… just three … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: Lisa Vanderpump “Hocking Her Booze”… Kandi Burruss “Fiance Fuming”… Kim Zolciak…New OC Housewife, Shannon Beador… NayNay “Wants Talk Show” Is OLD News… PT Housewife “Goes To LegoLand”!!

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Lisa Vanderpump, in town for the 29th Anniversary of the White Party, was seen shopping Friday with her daughter Pandora at Saks Fifth Avenue in Bal Harbour. Vanderpump, also in town “hocking her sangria.”  NOTE:  Does this mean that LisaWhoLivesInAVanDownByTheRiver … Continue reading

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IT’S BLACK FRIDAY!! … Atten-shun All Housewives… There’s A Sale Goin’ On At SH!!!… It’s A Bargain!… Which Housewives Will Be Smart Enough To Buy???

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There are people who said ‘screw that Thanksgiving dinner’ yesterday and stood in line to grab those bargains… it’s a tradition for some people. As mentioned three days ago, a “non-partisan” company is being paid $1 million to produce POSITIVE O-Care … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: EX-Wife MessySalami’s Pay-Per-View Wedding… Camille Grammer’s EX Charged “Impeding Breath”… Yolanda Foster “Walk of Fame” Question… Sonja Morgan “Lawsuit Reversal?”… Porsha Stewart On VERY Low End For Appearance Fee

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EX-DC Wife, Messy Salami is getting married to Journey band member, Neal Schon… and Messy thinks that anyone cares!   In fact, Messy thinks so many care that her and Neal’s wedding will be via “pay-per-view” on December 14!  The … Continue reading

KIM ZOLCIAK: Kim and Kroy Had A Girl And A Boy… And The Names Are…

We interrupt this regularly scheduled program for this extremely important bit of Housewives news!!!

The names of Kim and Kroy Zolciak’s twins have finally been revealed to the public!

K & K are keepin’ with the “K” names:

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FINALLY… Thank you, Jesus; sign of the cross; kisses to the sky! … those twins were born!  No more shots of KimZ showin’ off her pregnant belly in a bikini!

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NOTE:  Kim and Kroy will be petitioning the Georgia courts immediately to change the names of their eldest children to align with the rest of the “Ks” in the BiermannBunch!  “Krielle” and “Kariana’s” monogram will be the same as their parents and siblings…  

(Thanks to SH readers “romo” and “Jool”!!)

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HOUSEWIFE NEWS: Tamballs “Jumpin’ On Autism”… BFrankel “#1 Fan Quits”… Brandi Glanville “BS”… Kim Zolciak “Baby Names”

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Tamballs and Ellie are now hoppin’ on the Autism Train… or maybe they were just hangin’ around the grill room. NO “Reality Stars” on the HollywoodWalkOfFame… Kandi Burruss agrees!  YAY, Kandi! BFrankel’s biggest idiot geek idolizer number one fan of all … Continue reading

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR … YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW!… Musical Guests “GreenDay” and “LosLonelyBoys”!

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LET’S TAKE A BREAK FROM THOSE MORONIC HOUSEWIVES!   Here are some things that you might not know!! Study these trivial facts… there will be a test later!!!   UH… Much later! Or maybe not!  It will be a surprise … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES NEWS: MissAndy “BFrankel’s Audition”… Camille Grammer … Marisa Zanuck… KimZolciak… Melissa Gorga… PierogiPrincess “NakedAgain”

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MissAndy will be BFrankel’s guest on Monday… on her goin’ down in flames talk show.  MissAndy brings with him BFrankel’s RHONY audition tape… Marisa Zanuck’s father-in-law’s house (the house Marisa sold WITHOUT Mo-Ree-C-O)  is a tear down… Camille Grammer surgery performed … Continue reading

BREAKING NEWS: **SH EXCLUSIVE**… Slade Smiley Gets New Spinoff Show!!… With Vicki Gunvalson and Brooks Ayers!… NO Gretchen Rossi!

Wretched now has a legitimate reason to call off her totally phony baloney made up for the sole purpose of her weak story line wedding to Slimey… she refuses to marry a limo driver!    Crooksy is thrilled to be gettin’ free rides…anywhere.

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“CLASSY AND TRASHY”…READERS CHOICE!!!

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CAROLINE MANZO: “Manzo’d With Children”… DonCaro Thinks Everyone LOVES Her and Her Lil Manzoids!!… FEBUS!!!!

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NOTE:  For all who are now just hearing/reading that those FEBUS-lovin’ Manzoids got their own spinoff show… the following was originally posted ten days ago on SH, September 17… DonCaro actually thinks that people LOVE her… and her lil Manzoids!! NOTE: … Continue reading

HOUSEWIVES NEWS: “Manzo’d With Children”… Teresa Giudice “Keepin’ Out Of It”…Kroy Biermann… NayNay Leakes…Paula Deen… Wretched and Slimey “Brangelina Wannabes”… Lisa Hochstein…Evolution Lookin’ For Plastic Surgery Mishaps

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Under the working title, “Manzo’d With Children,” the pilot will follow the Housewife in her duties as the “ringleader of the crazy circus that is her Italian family.” Apparently, her adult children are driving her more nuts than ever: Albie is single and ready to mingle, Chris is eager to come up with the best idea since the stripper/car wash and Lauren is ready to entertain the idea of letting Vito put a ring on it.

 

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How exciting!!! Maybe somma her REAL friends will make some appearances!!

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The tagline for da Zoids:  “It’s one crowded house filled with personality, laughter and ham… in both pig and honey-baked forms.”

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Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann tore his achilles tendon during the first half of the Falcons/Rams game this past Saturday and is out for the season.   Poor Kim!!!  Kroy’s gonna be home whinin’ all damn day!

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KIM AND KROY .. 2017

The man who allegedly attempted to extort $250,000 from Paula Deen has just been sentenced to 2 years in prison…  Well, Pauler ain’t a Housewife, but she could be!!

TreeJoodice wantsta keep outta the whole thing:

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Picture this:  Slade Slimey and WretchedRossie as Brangelina!  “We want to be Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! That’s the goal,” a laughing Gretchen, 35, tells Life & Style, adding, “At this point, we want to have, like, 26 kids.”

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Lisa Hochstein wantsta be Brangelina, too!!  “When I drink, I become a partial lesbian…what’s a half lesbian?  Joanna is a good time when she’s drunk, and she’s so hot! We would be the hottest couple in Miami. We would be like Brangelina.”  So, who would be Brad Pitt??

NayNayLeakes, in a phone press conference last week, said she turned down many spinoff opportunities until this one (Dreamin’ of NayNay) came along.  UM… OK… All the producers everywhere were after NayNay!  Which is why TylerPerry changed his phone number!

Tamballs and Ellie are ploppin’ down in those Clubhouse Chairs tonight with MissAndy… WHY?  ‘Cause they get hitched on their spinoff tonight.  Watch for Tamballs and Ellie to be doin’ ANYTHING MissAndy orders them!  Tamballs needs that Bravo check…

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Are YOU the victim of some bad plastic surgery??  If you ARE, EvolutionMedia is lookin’ for you!  Hurry… deadline is September 19!

Evolution Media & The Producers of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills & The Real Housewives of Orange County are searching for people who appear to be 25-35 who want to fix their past plastic surgery.  NOTE:  Interesting… they want people who APPEAR to be 25-35.  No official ID necessary!  So, you’re 57 and appear to be 35… fill out an application!!

HOUSEWIFE NEWS: Peggy Tanous “Knew” That Night!…Carole Radziwill…Cynthia Bailey Book…PT Housewife HouseTour…Melissa Gorga New Management.. PeteGiudice Pissed!

Former Orange County Housewife, @PeggyTanous, just “had that feeling” when she shared the BravoClubhouse with MissAndy and Sean Avery!   (See Sean and Peggy’s June 2011 appearance… )

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KKKelly Bensimon is sick and tired of BFrankel’s BS!  “I just want the record clear: Bravo hired me for a job, I did the job, I promoted it and I moved on. I don’t want my reputation defamed for one more second. She’s never even made an effort to have a conversation. This is real life now, this isn’t a storyline.”  How interesting that KKKelly uses the words “real life” and “storyline”!!  

OH NO!!!  ANOTHER Housewife has a book to sell!!!  RHOA Cynthia Bailey’s book has a twist… she “wrote” the book with her HouseHubbend, PeterThomas.  Good ole Peter has assured himself a place on that book signing tour… can’t allow Cynthia to go off by herself now, could he?  Look for Cynthia’s book to be in the DollarStore quicker than DonCaros!

PT Housewife will be showin’ off her brand new RENTAL tomorrow morning on NBC.  Obviously, PTHousewife does not rate with Bravo!  Bravo usually does an official Housewife Housetour.  What the hell is “OpenHouseTV”???  Has PT sunk to a new low??  Don’t forget… PT is another “highly educated” Housewife!!!

 

 

That lousy boozy NY Housewife… Carole Radziwill, believes in psychics!  “I don’t put a lot of weight into what psychics say, but one told me I’d meet my next husband in Europe, while I was wearing a flowery dress.  I bought one straight away.”  Note to Carole:  You  will meet your next hubbend whilst playing Scrabble with Tripp…really. 

THIS is the dress!!!

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We love us some DuckDynasty!  Terry Bradshaw explains how he became QB at U of LA… Phil Robertson had more interest in duck hunting than bein’ a QB.

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Melissa Gorga’s NEW manager, Johnny Wright, is all proud of his brand new “singing” protege...@JohnnyWright wants everyone to watch him on Sunday’s RHONJ.  Somma his twitter responses were not encouraging!

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@PeteGiudice is pissed… at Penny and JTG!!!

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SH “HIT AND RUN” FRIDAY: Danielle Staub… Kim Zolciak…Kyle Richards… Tamballs…”flipit/Ronnie’s” BigBrother In TWO Minutes…And More!!

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Oh, how cozy!!  MissAndy celebrates with MissAndyCoops at the opening of MissAndyCoop’s boyfriend’s bar.  All of MissAndy’s NYMediaMafia were there…where was Sean Avery???

Who got the best ratings for sitting next to MissAndy in the BravoClubhouse?  If you guessed Danielle Staub, you would be correct!!  Danielle beat out LadyGaga and BFrankel.   We’re givin’ all three of them (Danielle, BF and LadyG) 378,388 Kens!

 

Brielle Biermann walkin’ the runway… hope she didn’t fall off her shoes!

Tamballs tellin’ how she has to stay in shape… how interesting that Ellie, 12 years younger, insists that Tamballs share the same healthy “lifestyle” as him.   Hmmm… what’s gonna happen when Tamballs is 57 and don’t give a crap about goin’ to the gym every damn day?  What will Ellie do???

Some moron, with actual Emmy voting rights, says that the Housewives shows should be nominated for Emmys… ’cause they are comparable to other cable shows like “MadMen” and “BreakingBad”!  Not even including the link to this delusional diatribe.  Here’s one huge distinction between any Housewives show and the Emmy-winning shows mentioned:  SCRIPTS!  The other distinction which was not mentioned in comparing the shows:  PAID PROFESSIONAL ACTORS… actual experienced card-carrying SAG members!  The diatribe writer is a total idiot.

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Poor HagfaceKyle!  “I really want to be one of those people that laughs about the process of aging but… it’s just not funny.”  LLLHagfaceKyle tells of her aging woes and shows how much getting that full body lipo has helped

Right next to the item re HagfaceKyle… poor Johnny Galecki!!!  Sara Gilbert says that dating Johnny Galecki make her realize that she was gay.   WOW!  Maybe Sara shoulda kept that one to herself…

Been asking this every time John Kerry pops up on TV or in mags… What the hell happened to John Kerry’s face!?  The guy literally looks like an avatar!

Now there is MexicanIndependenceDay, which is supposed to be celebrated in the US… !?  Preparing for celebration is the Maricopa County restaurant where county health officials believe an E. coli outbreak sickened 74 people, who ended up with bloody diarrhea.  They hired an AA Opree-approved cleaning “specialist” to assure customers that the place is now E.coli free!

What do you have to do get your own “reality” show???  Well, just like those two stooges on that totally phony Jungle Gold show… all ya gotta do is fill out an online application, complete with photos, and YOU could have your own show on the DiscoveryChannel!!  Just be sure you’re over 13!  Oh… you really think JungleGold is for real???

YELP! is fighting back!  It’s usually YELP! that is getting sued… this time, YELP! is suing a SanDiego  law firm claiming the firm’s employees are submitting GREAT, but phony, reviews.  Oh, that’s a good way for any LAW firm to get clients…

Well, good for Gene Simmons!  In defending TimTebow, Gene says that if Tim were wearin’ a burqa, no one would be sayin’ nuthin’!

A loyal family dog saved a young boy from a baby sitter’s physical abuse… the dog was NOT a pit bull.

“flipit/Ronnie’s” latest!  BigBrother in TWO minutes!!

NicCage as MileyCyrus…

HOUSEWIVES NEWS: Hat Wearin’ Gorga… RHONJ Plastic Surgeon…Brandi Glanville… Adrienne Maloof… Teresa Giudice

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If you didn’t know by now… the whole Penny “thing,” which includes @Aarater and @bulldog_NJ (think @RoxyPoxyGirl) is to draw more atten-shun to the chaos of the RHONJ.  Clearly, Bravo has oversight of the Housewives BravoBlogs, their tweets, and other social media.  Is it any wonder that so many are BOOOOORED with these people?

It’s pretty obvious that JoeyMarcoGorga is copying DiCaprio with all the fancy hat switchin’

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The first runway show of its kind, a showcase for the plastic surgery of plastic surgeon Dr. Ramtin Kassir, premiered with celebrities including Danielle Staub and BubbaJax of Bravo’s Real Housewives of New Jersey to unveil their latest “work.”

BubbaJax now has some competition!  @BrandiGlanville is in the running for MasterTweeter!    OH… and according to Brandi BLEEEEECH! Glanville’s tweets, she continues her lovefest with YolandaFoster and LisaVanderpump is enemy #1.  Ridiculous… just more junk put out for the purpose of drawing attention to the RHOBH before their season premieres.  Just BOOOOORING…and so predictable.

One of our fave Housewives, Adrienne Magoof, has a brand new boyfriend.  Yes, Adrienne and Rod’s kid have called it quits.  OH, the news like who didn’t see that coming that those two are no longer an item is just heartbreaking!  BUT… Adrienne’s NEW boyfriend is Andy Hnilo, a model and “actor”!!!  A VERY BAD ACTOR… wonder if he’s used any of these lines on Magoof…a bit hard to watch the entire way through…

Tree Joodice attended the “Just Dance with Boy Meets Girl” fashion show at STYLE360 at the Metropolitan Pavilion last night with Gia and Milania…  Tree don’t take that little Appolonia… oops, Gabriella… anywhere!  We all know that these **cough, cough**  “stars” don’t go nowhere unless they are compensated in some way… did Tree get her preferred method of payment CASH or maybe some dance clothes for Gia?