GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: Kyle Stole My House!

Kyle DID steal Kim’s house!  Kim borrowed $20,000 and HagfaceKyle wouldn’t let Kim buy back in.  Yep… HagfaceKyle and Mo-ritz-eo STOLE Kim’s house!!

RHOBH Preview: The Beverly Hills Bad Acting Club

All of the professional actresses in the BeverlyHills BadActingClub, except for Loada because she was busy setting up “stick an IV in me” photo shoots, gathered at EyeD’s house to go over lines for uh… we don’t know.  Kim tells her Bette Davis story and BulbousLipsLisa is relegated to being the narrator, which she’s pissed about, as she says she is the most experienced actress! The last time DeformedLipsLisa worked was playing herself in a movie with her husband HARRY HAMLIN!!  HARRY HAMLIN!!!!

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HagfaceKyle’s Bizarrely Convoluted And Obviously Jealous Of DrunkOtis BravoBlog

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We pick up where we left off last week at the Gay Mixer. When Brandi once again brought up Kim’s late night calls to her, I said, “Oh, do you want to elaborate? ” I didn’t say that for Brandi … Continue reading

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DrunkOtis’ Ghostwritten BravoBlog: Addicts Are The Same As Anyone Else! Don’t Discriminate!

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NOTE:  THIS IS DEFINITELY GHOSTWRITTEN.  DrunkOtis is crisscrossing the US and it appears that she has given the task of writing her BravoBlog AGAIN to her ghostwriter. Hey Guys,  Hey Guys???  That’s a new one!! Seems every time I write … Continue reading

RHOBH Required SitDown: HagfaceKyle, Kim And EyeD Lunch

What is HagfaceKyle so afraid of when it comes to Kim sharing thoughts, ideas or “secrets” with anyone else??  Good grief… Kim is old enough to make her own decisions and choose her own friends!  WHAT is HagfaceKyle afraid of Kim spilling to DrunkOtis??

AND… from BurstingLipsLisa’s BravoBlog, some very skewed pop psychology:

“How people treat other people is a direct reflection of how they feel about themselves.”

RHOBH Preview: More Of The Same! But, The BIG Question IS “Who Gets Custody Of Kim?”

RHOBH Highlight! It’s VinceVanPeepin’

Still the BEST part of the RHOBH… so far.  Vince van Peepin’ through the garage window:

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RHOBH Preview: Custody Battle Over Kim Continues!

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HagfaceKyle abandons her gays at her gay mixup mixer to further whine about DrunkOtis kidnapping her sister, Kim. HagfaceKyle gives a brief apology to her gays and then returns to sniggeling and sniveling about DrunkOtis and Kim to the GladysKravitz’ … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… Items That We Don’t Care About

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The Housewives items which all get 9983746635534 Kens…   LawsuitJim takes his whining about FELONTeresa to the NYDailyNews… where he is STILL complaining about waiting for FELONTeresa and throws in a plug for his wife’s new fitness business.   SHUT … Continue reading

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DrunkOtis’ Ghostwritten BravoBlog: STRANGE UPDATE… After Being Called Out On SH RE “Gladys Kravitz” DrunkO Puts Up Video On FB

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NOTE:  There is NO way DrunkOtis wrote this.  The shows have gotten SO boring that not even the cast watches the episode… they have their ghostwriters watch and then write this drivel! Hello Everyone, I’m in NYC tonight and running … Continue reading

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Kim And Kyle’s Airplane Terror Nephew… “Peasants” And “Scumbag”… Gets Slap On Wrist From Judge

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Kim and Kyle’s nephew gets off with a slap on the wrist…if even that! Conrad Hilton Jr appeared in a LA court yesterday after seven months after ‘going insane’ on an international flight back in July. The 20-year-old little brother … Continue reading

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BigLipsLisa Says Nothing In Her “WhyBother” BravoBlog… Zip, Zero, Nada.

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NOTE:  The point of BigLipsLisa’s BravoBlog is __________??  Obviously, BigLipsLisa was busy this week being totally amazed that she’s married to HARRY HAMLIN!!! Remember not so long ago when some of you were asking when Season 5 was going to really … Continue reading

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HagfaceKyle’s “Don’t Blame Me” BravoBlog: Defends BigLipsLisa… HFKyle Doesn’t Want To Spill “Private Information” About Kim!!

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Kyle responds to Brandi’s claims in last week’s blog.  If you missed last week’s DrunkOtis’ GhostwrittenBravoBlog, where DrunkO was the first to pull the “I’m a MOMMY!” card…  you can read it HERE. Before I get onto this weeks episode, … Continue reading

MORE Of The Custody Battle Over Kim!

On tonight’s episode of “let’s drag on this fight for as long as possible”:  Apologies don’t matter… everything goes back to square one and Kim doesn’t say much.  Around the age of ten, the Judge takes into consideration the wish of the child.  Kim should decide who should take custody of her!!  It’s either DrunkOtis or HagfaceKyle… make up your mind, Kim!!  HagfaceKyle should just tell DrunkOtis that she’s a peasant who can very easily be replaced by one call to DaveRupel!

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Kim And Kyle’s Bad Behavior Nephew… Says He’ll Have “Peasants” On Plane Fired

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NOTE:  The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree …or from his Aunts Kim and HagfaceKyle! From TMZ: Kim and Kyle Richards’ nephew, Conrad Hilton, was just arrested in L.A. for allegedly going insane on an international flight back in July … Continue reading

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THE PHONY CASTING CALL FOR BRAVO HOUSEWIVES!! It’s Hysterical!! Was It Written By A Housewife Ghostwriter??

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The Real Housewives on Bravo  Casting for new wives for Bravo Network TV Show “The Real Housewives”. The infamous reality television series “The Real Housewives” which airs on Bravo Television Network is looking for new housewives for a brand spanking … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: PumpMyStomach’s Kid Might Be German!

PumpMyStomach’s kid issues continue.  Will he be German?  Will Bravo pony up the cash for the genetic testing?  Hey, why not… he’s not asking for his wedding to be paid!  

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KIM RICHARDS HAS MELTDOWN IN WHOLE FOODS! Throws Food At Clerk….Over SalmonSalad!

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An eyewitness reveals that Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’star Kim Richards threw a fit inside a Santa Monica Whole Foods on Jan. 17. The onlooker explains that the meltdown happened after a store clerk told her they may have been … Continue reading

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MORE HOUSEWIVES TWEETS!! DrunkO “BuyMyStuff”! HagfaceKyle TV Mystery! BYE NayNay! Loada’s LifeAdvice! WackyJackieChan Pushing Drink! Missy Tweeting “MORE Gorgas”!! B-Day Cards For Teresa’s Kid!!

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DrunkOtisStore… BUY MY CRAP STUFF!!!   Seriously… who is buying this junk? \    HagfaceKyle can’t figure out her TV… Loada is STILL giving out her life advice… Perhaps Loada could be cured of all her ailments by drinking some of … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES TWEETS

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WackyJackieChan is eating marshmallows and pushing KimD’s store…. HOLY COW!!  ALEXIS BELLINO WAS ON A 21-DAY FAST!! DRUNK OTIS IS AT THE DOCTOR’S!!!  AND HAS NEW BUSINESS VENTURES… LOADA IS STILL PROCEEDING WITH HER “CAN’T READ OR WRITE OR EVEN … Continue reading

HAGFACE KYLE Continues The DrunkO Chaos… Sisters Forever!

“Well, you could see all night that Brandi was in her ear and trying to do this ‘No one cares about you, no one gets you except me,'” she told E! News.  

Brandi was “trying to drive a wedge” between her and her sister. “You know, feeding this into her ear and clearly trying to, you know, separate us.”   Look!!  HagfaceKyle is in her store!!

The Richards will NEVER separate!!  DrunkOtis knows this, but anything for a story line!!!

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DRUNK OTIS’ BRAVO BLOG: More Ghostwriting… And Excuses For Kim!! DrunkO Pulls The “I’m A Mommy” Card

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NOTE:  No way did DrunkOtis write this. Hi Everyone, Here we are go again for another weekly round of Housewives. I hope everyone is happy, well, and invested in the season. It’s certainly a dramatic one. This episode plays like … Continue reading

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Kim’s GhostWritten BravoBlog…

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NOTE:  There’s no way KimRichards wrote this!  Today’s episode started exactly where we left off, back at Eileen’s poker night. I remember just wanting to leave so badly that I just kept on walking and didn’t even see the physical … Continue reading

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HagfaceKyle’s Whining BravoBlog…

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NOTE:  The Housewives BravoBlogs have become trite and no longer go into depth about the episode.  Therefore, we’ll only feature those HWs blogs which add insight to the episode… Wow, this is a difficult blog to write. This was a … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: It’s DejaVu All Over Again

This is deja vu all over again.  How many of the same scenes with different Housewives can there be?  Cedric crashing the SUR opening was much better…