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SH “HIT AND RUN” Thoughts On Whatever!

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  The items which don’t deserve individual attention!  But, worthwhile nevertheless…or maybe not!  WHATEVER!! PT Housewife has to be thinking that she would do anything to be back on the RHONY!  She and Reid are not being thought of too … Continue reading

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: It’s GameNight! AlienShapeShifterPam Dana Invites Herself To Hawaii!

Poor AlienShapeShifterPam DanaWilkey!  PamDana really tried to weasel an invite out of Camille, but Camille didn’t bite…all the while Kimbecile and HagfaceKyle are “cleaning” PamDana’s bathroom!

RHOBH Preview: Loada “Runs Into” Old BF

Loada uses her LymeBrain as an excuse for not remembering an “old boyfriend” from 40 years ago in this totally phony baloney and utterly rude Holland scene… 

This preview gets 88939665403003037644 eye rolls…

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“Mystery Source” Spills It About RHOBH Reunion Show!

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According to E! … Despite rumors, Yolanda did attend, but she didn’t stay the whole time. The reality star is battling Lyme disease and recently revealed its affecting her ability to read and write.   “She wasn’t feeling great. But she … Continue reading

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HagfaceKyle’s BravoBlog: Swooning Over StevenTyler… And A Free Trip (Which Wasn’t Really A Free Gift From Loada)!

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RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU’RE BORED WITH THESE MORONIC HOUSEWIVES… On to HagfaceKyle’s BravoBlog: Yolanda invited us all to do the Fantastic Race. I had no clue what we were in for. When we arrived, I was happy and relieved … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: More Wine Tossing And Threats!!

DeformedLipsLisa shows her fine “acting” chops in this preview of the next RHOBH… the most “intense” episode ever in the entire five-year history of the RHOBH!  The RHOBH has passed all the other HWs franchises with the number of wine-tossing scenes.

Did anyone know that DeformedLipsLisa was married to HARRY HAMLIN!?!?   HARRY HAMLIN!!  

GET YOUR MITTS OFFA MY HUSBAND... HARRY HAMLIN!!

GET YOUR MITTS OFFA MY HUSBAND… HARRY HAMLIN!!

HarryHamlin is no DirtyHarry!!  And DeformedLipsLisa is no UrsulaAndress…

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LustyLipsLisa Is Back… Butting In On Kim’s Case!

More ridiculousness from the moronic Housewives as LustyLipsLisa puts her nose in Kim’s bizness… right there in front of Babyface as they fly to KingD’s charity event!!  Looks like Babyface don’t give a damn about what’s going on with these dimbulbs… he’s busy eating!

RHOBH Spots Naked Guy In Holland! Was It David Foster’s Butt???

The moronic Housewives claim that there was a **GASP** naked man strolling down the street.  And, they’re all aflutter…  

Really?  How do we know… why didn’t Bravo show the naked guy??  Bravo has no problem airing lots of butts!  Perhaps the naked guy was KingDavid…

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SH “HIT AND RUN” BravoTV Desperate… Now Offering Contests! PTHousewife Really Broke! Much MORE!!

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Bravo is so desperate for viewers that they are now offering contests!!  This one in association with the RHOBH is to win a Jeep and a trip to LA: Showcase your renegade spirit by sharing a pic using the hashtag … Continue reading

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RHOBH REUNION SHOW… THE AFTERGLOW! “Most Intense” “Roughest” Blah, Blah, Blah… All The Usual Words!

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The RHOBH reunion show was taped on Friday… It was another really rough, tough and tumble war of words at the RHOBH reunion taping.   But, they say the same words every season about every Housewife reunion show!      … Continue reading

RHOBH Scavenger Hunt… Part I

Before they take off to Holland, Loada throws a scavenger hunt.  Loada could read, write, drive a car, make a speech and give orders!! 

Loada’s Scavenger Hunt… Part II

Filming the scavenger hunt scenes took a total of sixteen days!  

Every few hours of the hunt, Loada demanded that she be whisked away to the nearest hospital to rest… and to get one of her “stick an IV in me” shots to send out to all of her LymeFace followers.  Needless to say, the rest of the Housewives were more pissed off than what was shown in their CameraComments!

RHOBH Filming In Holland…

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These people are simple morons.  Watch as they are filmed being filmed for the RHOBH.  Walking around in wooden shoes?  How touristy.  Worse than that, is Lisa BLEEEECH! PumpMyStomach’s choice of footwear.


AND… outside of their hotel.  Poor BalloonLipsLisa… she’s just not as fan-friendly as EmmyWinningEileen!  Of course, bleeeeeeeech! PMS just blows off everyone:

 

(Thanks “Conor”!!)

 

RHOBH PREVIEW: Loada Gets A Free Trip To Holland! HagfaceKyle Loses Her Luggage And Forgets That She Nagged Kim For Being Late…

Yippee-Ki-Yay with a tulip on top.  A new “Housewives Fight In Another Country” three-arc story line.  It’s snoozefest time just thinking about it.  It appears that EyeD and PumpMyStomach found better things to do… like blocking on twitter!!

Will Loada fall ill enough to get a snapshot of herself in a Holland hospital for the continuing saga of her “Look At Me Vit My Sad LymeFaces”?  OR, will Loada call for a private ambulance to hook her up for a “stick an IV in me” selfie to fill her LymeGlobalTour scrapbook?

Will Loada stop by to see her mother?  Loada probably still has ill feelings toward her mother after Loada brought home her first fiancee!  Look, Mom… I’m a nice Catholic girl who’s gonna marry some Mooslem guy!  He’s not that good looking, he’s a really different religion and his name is MOhamed… but I LOVE his money him!!  Perhaps Loada and her mother have patched things up since Loada latched on to a bigger fish…

Really, HagfaceKyle???  You REALLY don’t recall nagging Kim four years ago?

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: RHOBH MalibuBeachHouse Party!

 

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RHOBH DELETED SCENE: KimKyle In Kar

ACTING!!!  The DrunkOtis and Kim as best friends story line was also ACTING!!  BAD ACTING!

RHOBH Preview: PumpMyStomach Gets B’Day “Surprise”

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More excitement from tonight’s RHOBH… Mohammerhead and LanceBass are among those who “surprise” PumpMyStomach at PUMP.  The only person missing is Cedric…

See everyone jump up from behind the bar…exciting.

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SH “HIT AND RUN” All The HWs Items We Don’t Care About!! Did VinceVanP Get Boot From 12-Year Spokesman Job Because Wife Signed On To RHOBH??

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We give these items 99038646535354 Kens… Camber’s big “acting” role was a non-Union bit part on Restaurant Stakeout.  As a non-Union part, she receives a small payment and no residuals. HouseHusbandKen pushin’ PumpMyStomach’s VODKA… KingD is crying!!  Looks like he … Continue reading

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RHOBH Preview VIDEO: DrunkOtis Goes To Loada’s House And HagfaceKyle Goes To PumpMyStomach House To Talk About Kim And DrunkOtis… Despite Her Illness, Loada Remembers Yoga Poses!!

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DrunkOtis pops in at Loada’s house during a RARE time that Loada ISN’T affected by her life-threatening disease for a yoga lesson. Loada tells the private yoga instructor that DrunkO hasn’t had a drop of al-kee-haul or any sugar… the … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: The vanP’s Enjoy Their Free Lunch

The vanP’s linger over their required free lunch scene to discuss how best to use the fabulous acting abilities of their cast mates!

NOTE:  You can see PMS’s great acting in her “ManTrap” music video HERE.  Along with music videos, PumpMyStomach was also TOPLESS in “Killer’sMoon”… TOPLESS!!

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LISA TOPLESS I CEDRIC

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KimRichards’ BravoBlog: Preparing To Dump DrunkOtis… Will Always Side With HagfaceKyle

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Sorry, I’ve been MIA on the blog. I was on a much-needed vacation, but I’m glad to be back! This episode was a hard one to revisit, because of the whole me-Brandi-Kyle situation. Even though I had just been released … Continue reading

RHOBH Unseen Footage: DrunkOtis Scores In The KimRichards Custody Battle!

The battle between HagfaceKyle and DrunkOtis continues!  In this unseen footage, DrunkOtis promises Kim that she’ll be her friend forever, but Kim hesitates to commit.  Looks like DrunkOtis is winning the custody battle for Kim!

RHOBH Preview: PumpMyStomach Acts Shocked; Kim Says MYOBizWax!

In another preview of the next can’t-wait-to-watch episode of the RHOBH.  PumpMyStomach pulls out all of her acting abilities to look shocked when her employees and a few Hollywood friends jump out from behind the SUR bar to surprise her.  (Watch in slo-mo; PumpMyStomach is anticipating the big surprise.  Besides, it’s in the script!!)  

And, we’re totally with Kim… mind your own biz-wax!!

The MOST shocking nanosecond of this preview… Loada appears!!!  Where’s KingD?

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GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: Kyle Stole My House!

Kyle DID steal Kim’s house!  Kim borrowed $20,000 and HagfaceKyle wouldn’t let Kim buy back in.  Yep… HagfaceKyle and Mo-ritz-eo STOLE Kim’s house!!

RHOBH Preview: The Beverly Hills Bad Acting Club

All of the professional actresses in the BeverlyHills BadActingClub, except for Loada because she was busy setting up “stick an IV in me” photo shoots, gathered at EyeD’s house to go over lines for uh… we don’t know.  Kim tells her Bette Davis story and BulbousLipsLisa is relegated to being the narrator, which she’s pissed about, as she says she is the most experienced actress! The last time DeformedLipsLisa worked was playing herself in a movie with her husband HARRY HAMLIN!!  HARRY HAMLIN!!!!