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SH “HIT AND RUN” TUESDAY: OC Housewife Is Back…”flipit”/Ronnie’s BS of the Day… Vicki and Crooks… Brandi Glanville AND Jonathan Ruiz … Melissa Gorga…

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: Kim Granatell… Uh, Yeah…OK, KimG

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Stoopid Housewives Stuff: 7-15-11… PM Edition

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: Kim Granatell… She Got a New Job! Writing for Life & Style…

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Real Housewives: Stoopid Housewives Stuff… 6-20-11

Wanna-be NJ Housewife KimG calls Amy Poehler something that will not be repeated here… here.    Amy is smart enough to not pose for a photo with KimGrannytell and her crass, bully boyfriend, the magnet.  Thanks to reader AnnConti.  Here’s some … Continue reading

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Somebody Alert Andy… Phony New Jersey Housewife and it Ain’t KimG!

Well, isn’t this something!

Isn’t it considered a felony crime to describe oneself as an ‘upcoming Real Housewives of New Jersey star’ without kissing Andy Cohen’s ring and receiving his blessing first?

                                                              Uh, it explicitly says right here in your contract, that you signed, Taylor, that you must kiss my ring before your show airs.  I only let you slide this long ’cause your mouth is so huge I thought I’d just have an elbow left…

This blurb was on a local Louisville KY site:  “Playboy centerfold and upcoming “Real Housewives of New Jersey” star Annika Bruggeworth will attend Saturday night’s shindig with her husband, Dr. Scott Bruggeworth.”

Here’s what… this ‘upcoming’ self-proclaimed ‘star’ of RHONJ is an attention diva and her husband is a dentist.

So, the following scenario probably takes place during the next season of Real Housewives of New Jersey on a “very special episode” of RHONJ

“Albie made all by himself a yummy surprise for his mommy... her favorite chocolate walnut cheesecake, which took him two days to make ’cause he was studying hard for a place in next year’s law class at Phoenix University of Online Law.   Albie knows that as a lawyer, he must understand and follow the letter of the law and he applied that understanding to the cheesecake recipe.  The recipe said to grind walnuts for the bottom crust and since the recipe assumed that everyone knows to not use the shell, that was not fully explained in the recipe and, of course, Albie ground the walnuts for the cheesecake crust, shell and all.

                                                Albie, you idiot… look what you did to Tree and lil Milania… make sure you wrap the rest of that rock-riddled cheesecake for Juicy…

“All the Manzos and Joo-dices are seated in their giant king and queen diningroom chairs, fully sated from the meal they just devoured when Albie enters with his masterpiece chocolate walnut cheesecake… it’s especially special ’cause even Chris can see that Albie didn’t swipe it from the Brownstone.  All the ooohs and aaaahs are over and before Jackie can get a forkful, Tree and little Milania have already attacked the cheesecake and began screaming.

“Forks drop and everyone covers their ears from the eerie sounds coming from little Milania amplified by Tree’s shreaking.  Little bits of white tooth chips are landing on their dessert plates and blood is dripping from their lips.  Caroline has seen this before (when Lauren beat the hell out of Christopher and Albie ’cause they told her she would never be flight attendant…) and knew a dentist was needed.  Big Albie and Caroline whisk them off to the nearest dentist, (Juicy wasn’t there… he had to attend an ‘important meeting’ at the apartment over the pizza shop) which is the above-named ‘upcoming star’ of RHONJ‘s husband.   As they rush into the dentist’s office, they are met by the ‘upcoming star’… her screen time lasts for five seconds.”

                                                Danielle warned about havin’ a non-Manzo on the show… losing teeth won’t make ME quit…

And that is why this particular fame-seeking wife of a dentist thinks she is the next ‘upcoming star’ of RHONJ… try as she may, poor thing will never be another Kim G.

                                                Yo, dental assistant… keep your drill and suction equipment out of Franklin Lakes… this is MY town, honey.  Got it???

Source:  http://www.courier-journal.com/article/20110322/COLUMNISTS1802/303220035/The-Buzz-Starry-Saturday-night-Louisville?odyssey=mod%7Cnewswell%7Ctext%7CHome%7Cs

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Kim Granatell and Tom Murro… What is Wrong With This?

The Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s part-time Housewife, Kim Granatell (KimG) has another part-time job as a contributing writer on her celebrity magnet ‘friend,’ Tom Murro’s site.  I had been debating whether to post her latest and I decided to post it because it is ridiculous on many levels…

                                                                                                  Hailey Glassman…

Kim G’s latest, written for ‘da magnet’:  

“Saturday night was Hailey Glassman’s 24th birthday party at Pasha (it’s Pacha), a huge nightclub on W. 46th St in New York. And let me tell you, Pasha did wrong by Hailey.  The night began great.  Everyone was drinking Cristal in the stretch limo together.  Trouble, though, seemed to come with the club. (Uh, why is KimG, a woman pushing 50-years-old, drinkin’ on the way to a 24-year-old’s party?OK… forget the drinking part, just why is she going to a party for a 24-year-old?)

“There was a VIP list of approximately 50 people which included myself, Tom Murro, Tom’s wife Kelly (yeah, don’t forget the wife!), Donnella Tilery, creator of the first ever New Jersey Fashion Week, Kerry Schwartz from VH1’s Frank the Entertainer, Olympic box Eric Kelly, and my old friend Danny Provenzano.  NBA star Eric Williams from the Boston Celtics was also on the list after Hailey met him on the ferry and invited him that day.  (Remember when KimG met ‘on parole’ Danny?  He disgusted her and she said as much on RHONJ and told Danielle never to bring him around her again… now he’s her ‘old friend’?)

Danny ProvenzanoDanny Pro… remember him??

“And what happened was, certain people on the list were denied entry, including Kanye West’s manager. Some got in, but weren’t allowed access to the VIP area. These people had to pay $60 to get in to the regular area of the club. They weren’t in the area with Hailey and her guests and the $60 didn’t even get them a drink!  That night, Pasha was an open club which hugely benefited from word getting around that Hailey’s party was that night.  At 1 AM when I left, the place was packed!  So, the few who were allowed into the VIP area were in an area upstairs, where we could look down on the club below.  Those on the list who had to pay were stuck downstairs. (Yo!  Kim, you could have stepped in and helped out the VIPs you were looking down on…)

                                          Tom’s leg over and arm around Kim G… in body language that means ‘possession’… are you OK with that Kelly??

“My old frenemy Danielle Staub was also on the list, but denied entry. She never ended up coming in. But, maybe that was because she heard I was already inside?  (Does KimG think she intimidates Danielle?… that’s funny!) Michael Lohan was also part of the VIP invite list and through a source close to him was quoted as saying “I love Hailey like a daughter and wouldn’t miss her party for the world.”  Well guess what? He was MIA. Missing in Action. And what’s more, he was given a first class ticket to NY, all expenses paid. And he still didn’t show up. I guess he really doesn’t love her too much as a daughter, huh? Once again Milo succeeds a doing what he does best, NOTHING! (Milo’s connection with Hailey was through Jon Gosselin when Hailey was his girlfriend and that’s been over, done, burnt for years.  Good for Milo for not showin’ up… he has his own 24-year-old to be very concerned about… and he probably used the ticket to visit his Long Island home, realizing that maybe he’s a little out of place as a 50-year-old partying at a club in honor of a 24-year-old…. point for Milo!)

“And on top of all of this, Pasha was supposed to provide bottle service for the, let’s say, 30 people that got in the VIP section. You know, you are supposed to keep the liquor flowing and flowing. Do you know what we had? One bottle of vodka. Imagine, one bottle of vodka for 30 people!!  (Kim or anyone in her group could have easily fixed this slight… buy some booze and don’t talk about it or complain about it… wouldn’t you do that for your ‘friend’ to make sure her party goes well???) Hailey brought, I bet, hundreds of people into the club because of the party and they didn’t give her any of the decencies that she deserved! I definitely won’t be going back there anytime soon!  (Attention Pacha!   You are now on notice that KimG and her entourage will not be attending any social activities at your venue… yeah, I hear ya, Pacha… Kim who?)”

Sourcehttp://celebritymagnet.com/blog/2011/02/28/milo-a-no-show-for-hailey-glassmans-nyc-birthday-bash/#more-1875

Danny Pro’s Site:  http://dannyprovenzano.com/index.html

Pacha Nightclub:  http://www.pachanyc.com/ (It’s pronounced ‘Pasha’)

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Kim Granatell and Tom Murro… Huh?! What!?

I got this email from Tom Murro, the Real Housewives of New Jersey Kim G’s boytoy, also known as the ‘celebrity magnet:’

Thanks for the posts. Thought you would put these to good use. I would be happy to continue sending pics and info providing you keep things positive.

Tom Murro

 

Well, first, I never requested that he send me anything and, second, I have no idea what he means by ‘keeping things positive.’   Maybe he’s referring to the posts about his relationship with Mrs. Granatell?    (see:  http://stoopidhousewives.com/2010/12/28/kim-g-and-the-celebrity-magnet/ and http://stoopidhousewives.com/2010/12/30/uh-ok-you-two/)

Tom and KimG have gotten extremely chummy over the past year and a half… more than rumor has it that she gifted him a red Mercedes, flown him to various locations via private aviation, and that he had visited Kim while she was at the Canyon Ranch Spa in Arizona.

KimG appeared on the ‘celebrity magnet’ site in August 2009 and there are numerous photos of just him and with KimG… photos of him driving her car, of them working in her front yard, of them in her house and photos of the two of them acting like ghetto santas at a Payless shoe store in Wayne NJ… but his wife is no where to be found… interesting that these photos not only include a photo of him and his wife, but one of KimG with his wife, too…

Here are photos that were attached to the email:

I have re-posted the photos several times and they keep disappearing… if there are no photos below, click this link:  http://plixi.com/p/73658219

 


KimG’s job wit da magnet:  http://celebritymagnet.com/blog/2011/01/24/housewives-of-n-j-s-kim-granatell-is-keepin-it-real/

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Kim G… Stickin’ to the ‘Magnet’

Recently received this press release about the Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Kim Granatell (remember her?):

  Kim G, landscaper

Keepin It Real with Kim G….

Celebrity Magnet acquires Kim G as new weekly blogger.  Known as the most controversial housewife, Kim G. is going to fill you in on the hottest places to go, where to eat, what to do all around New Jersey and New York.  Don’t miss weekly plugs on where she is shopping, clothing, style, furs, jewels, exercise and best of all how she is giving back to the community.  This is your chance to see the REAL KIM G, uncut, uncensored.  Get ready to fall in love.

Find Kim’s new blog at
www.CelebrityMagnet.com

NOTE:  Anything for Kim to stay close to her magnet, Tom Murro…

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Kim Granatell and Tom Murro… Uh…OK, you two…

How to be together (without really being together) on New Year’s Eve?

Host a New Year’s Eve party!…  

Just like Tom ‘the Celebrity Magnet’ Murro and the Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s Kim Granatell will be doing tomorrow night…

                                             Really, what’s up with these two???

Note:  For anyone attending this bash, please take some photos!   Everyone would love to see these two together at midnight…

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Kim G and Tom Murro… the ‘Celebrity Magnet’

There is something up with the relationship between Kim Granatell (Kim G), part-time housewife on the Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Tom Murro, the ‘Celebrity Magnet.’  I wrote about this previously on November 22 and I’m still intrigued…

Since my November post, Tom has written additonal items for his www.celebritymagnet.com site, including photos, re Kim G.

                                                Tom Murro, the ‘Celebrity Magnet’ and Kim Granatell… lookin’ pretty happy

Since meeting Kim on July 15, 2010, Tom has posted ten items on his site, the CelebrityMagnet.

So, in five months, Tom has written two articles a month which include mention and/or photos of Kim G…there may be others that I’ve overlooked, but that’s quite a bit for that length of time.

carpet1use.jpg Tom’s wife, Kelly, Tom, Kim and Arlene Jessourian (?) … nice body language… Tom is leaning in toward KimGrannytell

Interestingly, October 14 was the first time Tom’s wife, Kelly, was included in stories along with Kim.  I guess after three months of Kim G getting Tom’s attention, Kelly finally jumped in.

Tom Murro, the Celebrity Magnet, brought his lovely wife Kelly and the always interesting Kim G along to the event…” Well, we see Tom and Kim…

I am not the body language expert, Dr. Lillian Glass (http://drlillianglassbodylanguageblog.wordpress.com/), but I do recognize body language that blatantly shows romantic chemistry between two people. The top photo shows Tom and Kim clearly happy in each other’s company, arms wrapped around and holding each other at the waist. The middle photo is the same as the first, but Tom’s wife is included.  And the photo above shows Tom leaning into Kim, and she is comfortably relaxed with Tom…they are both happily smiling…again.

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AND…Kim G’s tweets don’t lie.  Back in August, Kim was really looking for some luv from Tom and he doesn’t disappoint:

August 20:

John (Kim’s son) fabulous apartment at U Of Ariz with beautiful furniture we bought today. on my way to Canyon Ranch tomo. Tom Murro wish u were here.

Canyon Ranch bound in Tucson AZ. The fiinest spa in the U.S. So happy to splurge & pamper myself. Not using other’s money; it’s all mine!!!

I am so loving my massage here… But Tom Murro you so do it better. What hands you have!! and thats not all!

August 21:

Massage & spa was incredible but not as incredible as the “Celebrity Magnet”.

I talked about going to Grand Canyon. Tom, please surprise me!

Oh Tom surprised me here In AZ. Going to Grand Canyon on a private helicopter & not using anyone’s money. Oh to be rich & not scam & phony!

Oh, Tom helicopter ride so so romantic!! What a wonderful time! I am loving your new Rolex & u of course.

Next stop, Martha’ Vineyard. private jet back to NJ. Refueling & dropping Tom off in Martha’s Vineyard 4 interviews with Pres. Obama tomo. see Boston Globe 08/19 online.

Oh… to live the high life, AZ, the spa, private jet, & Tom, OMG!


Kim G let Tom drive her Ferrari F430.                                                                                              Tom Murro, the ‘celebrity magnet,’ crusin’ in KimGrannytell’s  Ferrari with KimGrannytell in passenger seat…

A comment on TMZ.com after a post re Kim G:

“Tom Murro has a website Celebrity Magnet. A 35 year old
Married, Father of girls under 10 years old who Kim Grannatell on her numerous tweets has indicated that she is presently in a torrid sexual relationship with this Lothario. She has tweeted that she has purchased as per his request a Rolex Watch and a Mercedes Benz SUV which she tweets are waiting for him with a red ribbon for his return from Martha’s Vinyard where he had a 4 second interaction with Barack Obama. There are people in our town starting a campaign to hold our noses when we see Mrs. Grannatell or Tom Murro”     Posted at 12:16 AM on Sep 9, 2010 by MaryAnne

Kim G and Tom Murro enjoy Why Men Love Bitches 1                                                     Tom, da magnet, and Kim in Kim’s house

I know this is ‘aging’ news, but I really want to know what’s been going on with these two. I wrote to Tom via his website, asking him some very pointed questions re his and Kim’s relationship. I have yet to hear from him. This leads me to believe that they are still going strong, otherwise Tom would have replied to my email with a simple “we’re done….or something to that effect.”

SOOOO…. how does his wife, Kelly, feel about all this? Is she in on it with Tom to get whatever they (or she) can from Kim G?

WHAT’S GOING ON WITH THESE TWO???!!!!

Real Housewives of New Jersey: What’s the Attraction to the “Celebrity Magnet?”

TOM MURRO, aka “The Celebrity Magnet”

Tom Murro, aka “The Celebrity Magnet,” has attracted a number of women; and why not… he’s an attractive man. I have been following his site since Season One of The Real Housewives of New Jersey because I thought he would have the local, inside scoop on the NJ women.

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TOM MURRO AND KIM G…

Tom has become close friends with Kim Granatell:  Franklin Lakes resident, Jacqueline Laurita’s neighbor and RHONJ wannabe cast member. Tom and Kim’s friendship has gotten to the level of gift giving and maybe beyond that. It has been reported that KimG has generously gifted Tom a red Mercedes wagon and has warmed a seat for him on her private jet.

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TOM MURRO AND KIM GRANATELL…

Kim and Tom have been spotted cruising around Franklin Lakes, Montville and Paterson in her Ferrari.

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TOM DRIVING KIM’S FERRARI…

Tom is always out for movie showings, charity events and parties; it’s his job to attend these functions and he looks like he enjoys his job!

The BIG question I’ve had pinging around in my head was, “Isn’t Tom married?” Well, yes, I found that Tom Murro is married. To a lovely woman named Kelly. Mrs. Murro finally got smart and started to escort her husband to some of his events.

                                                                         KELLY MURRO (MRS. TOM) AT THE POSCHE FASHION SHOW…

Now my NEW questions are: Is Kelly Murro attending events to make KimG go away? OR  To let people know that she and Tom are still married so KimG will look like a nasty, husband-stealing biatch if they split? OR  Is Kelly getting friendly with KimG to take part in KimG’s generosity, too?   Hmmm….I heard that Kelly likes to drive black BMWs.

I want to emphasize the importance of body language, as there is a lot of body language going on with Tom and KimG in this video… Tom keeps his arm around Kim’s shoulder, which indicates intimacy and protection:

http://celebritymagnet.com/blog/?p=773   (Scroll down to the video titled “hailey wants money” to see how close Tom holds KimG)

 

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It is interesting that there are numerous photos of KimG and Tom Murro together; however, I haven’t come across a photo of Mr. and Mrs. Murro together.

Will KimG be the next Mrs. Murro?  Wouldn’t KimG have a better chance of becoming a castmember of RHONJ if she were married?  Just sayin….