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SH EXCLUSIVE!! MissAndy’s Reaction To 2015 Story Lines… Same As Last Year! He Really Lost It Seeing FEBUS!

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RHONJ Cast Jockeying For Positions! Premature Phony Feud Between FEBUS And Camber

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NOTE:  A new “report” based on those mystery “sources” at ROL.   FEBUS is jockeying for position in her old role on the RHONJ as the “FEverybodyButUS” Don of the Manzoid/CrookedLauritas fambly.   FEBUS will try anything to keep herself … Continue reading

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EX-OC Housewife, Lydia McLaughlin, who was only a HW to get some name recognition for herself and her HouseHusband’s magazine… now has a new, by appt only, mattress company!  Which of the OC Housewives will be the first to be pushing their new mattresses from Lydia??  NONE!!  Lydia isn’t dumb enough to give a $15,000 custom-made mattress away for a HW endorsement… and no OC Housewife can afford to buy one!

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MissAndy’s book must not be doing too well… he’s getting everyone and their MOTHER to tweet how much they LOVE MissAndy’s book!

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The “brilliant” LawsuitJim…

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HagfaceKyle does Christmas present humor…badly.  Look at how HagfaceKyle “rolls”… here.

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Crooks is off to another game with his brother!!  Wonder what Crooks got for his youngest child, Joey??  Crooks must be reading SH… he’s now absent from photos!  Too late, Crooks!

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Yoda does lyme face!  Don’t be fooled, it’s just Yoda with no makeup and a bad headache after listening to KingDavid pound on the piano for ten hours!

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DrunkOtis’ dream has come true.  Too bad no one will be watching!

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A warning from someone who went to the movie theater venue where MelissaGorga is hosting a NYE party.  VInnie from JerseyShore was the host last year!

I went to this nye last year the host was vinny from jersey shore he came in for 5 min and refused to take a pic with anyone or say hi and the bar is very small so to get a drink you had to avoid being pummeled by a mob of like 300 people all surrounding the bar …. But I’m sure Melissa will be very sweet and hopefully they worked out a better bar system.

If you’re interested in going to this event, where Melissa isn’t even using her vocal “talent” and has no say in working out a “better bar system”… there are more details here.

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More Housewives crap to sell… not TOO pretentious calling the collar “commemorative”!!

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“Sunday Fun day with my neighbors @officialkathywakile and @richardwakile ! Kathy made delicious homemade bread !! XOXO! #yum”

Too bad KomaKathy doesn’t have a kitchen yet and has to cook in WackyJackie’s!  RancidRichie looks like he just caught a whiff of KomaKathy’s green culinary creation.  CrookedChris looks like he’s having a breakdown…or just took a huge dose of thorazine.

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WackyJackieChan’s kid even approves…she’s beyond OBSESSED with disgusting pig RancidRichie and KomaKathy!

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BFrankel does bikini shots in Florida… she didn’t check her fake boobs before posing for the paps.

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CamilleGrammer does bikini shots in Hawaii.  Go Camille!!

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(Thanks “Dave” “Brenda” “anon” and “cybraxis”!!)

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The Total Bullsh*t FEBUS/SaintZina Reconciliation

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The Laurita feud is all in the past as the family spent a loving Christmas Eve AND a pleasant Thanksgiving feast before that. ‘It was a mutual thing. Everybody was just over the nonsense,’ the mother-of-three, FEBUS, told Dish Nation. ‘Dina … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”

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Kevin Hart was paid $2 million to send out this tweet promoting the Denzel Washington film The Equalizer. NOTE:  Why is KevinHart’s $2 million tweet of any interest to HWs readers?  As an example of WHY the Housewives buy followers. … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”: CATCHING UP… With MeGo And KomaKathy! KomaK Selling Her Books In Beauty Salons!

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    MelissaGorga explains her house situation.  The FranklinLakes house is still being built, but as an “investment”… KomaKathy is desperate for anyone to buy her cookbook… she’s now stopping in beauty salons to sell her pre-signed dessert books!  NOTE: … Continue reading

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Talks Between Bravo And TLC Ongoing… Which Housewives Will Guest Star And Which Will Become Permanent Cast Members?

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“EXCLUSIVE”… In a shocking move, it’s been circulating that Bravo is in highly sensitive talks with TLC, the channel that produces “reality” shows such as:  “90 Day Fiance” “Extreme Cougars” “19 Kids and Counting” “The Little Couple” “Sex Sent Me … Continue reading

Another Christmas Memory From The New Jersey Crew!!

AAAHHHH…. the good old days!!!  Christmas at the Joodices was brought up at the RHONJ reunion show.  Melissa says that Juicy called her “raccoon eyes” and Tree says Juicy wasn’t talking about Melissa (which he WAS), but he was talking about KomaKathy!!

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Almost Passed Up This Item Re KomaKathy … READ What RancidRichie Said!

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Was going to pass on this item re KomaKathy from the SpartaAdvertiser… until reading THIS sentence:   “The book released in September debuted as a best seller…  …according to Richie Wakile.” Sparta Books had a visit on Thursday from “The Real … Continue reading

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The Phony RHONJ Reconciliation… Ranked 19 On The 10-Point BULLSH*T Scale!!

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NOTE:  We’re calling bullsh*t on this phony baloney reconciliation… and the BS meter exploded!  The ONLY reason these people are showing their new phony solidarity is to set themselves up to negotiate when Bravo offers them $$$ for their possible … Continue reading

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY: Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s “Singing” Career??

We’ll keep asking until Melissa or Bravo issues a BS statement re Melissa’s auto-tune life’s passion!!  Until that time, enjoy Melissa’s primo performance at the tail end of Beatstock in 2011 (this “singing” segment was aired in 2012).  Notice that the crowd is not watching Melissa… JuicyJoe looks so tough in that leather vest:

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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DRUNKS… IT’S AN OLDIE BUT A GOODIE!!!  MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him!  Ellie Judge after listening to Tamballs rant… in person! David Beador…  after drinkin’ a case of … Continue reading

TWO YEARS AGO TODAY! KomaKathy’s KannoliKits On QVC…

TWO years ago on December 5, 2012… KomaKathy was pushing her cannolis on QVC!  KomaKathy hasn’t been back since… and even revealing her décolletage didn’t help sales!

As promised, KomaKathy Wakile made her debut sellin’ her cannoli kits on QVC this afternoon.

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Kathy’s appearance lasted a little over FIVE whole minutes!  No customer phone calls were permitted.

KomaKathy tried to “sell” her kits by saying that “there are no corner bakeries around any more” and “who has time to go to a bakery?”  So, just buy her cannoli kits!

No point in any further description…. watch for yourself!

 

NOTE:  Thanks “Terry” for sending the photo of the 24-piece cannoli kit… which is EXACTLY the same as KomaKathy’s $44.82 kit… purchased at Costco just days ago for $10.99!!

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WHICH HOUSEWIFE??? Will Go For This “BeautyTrend”?

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WHICH HOUSEWIFE WILL BE THE FIRST TO JUMP ON THIS NEW “BEAUTY TREND”…NEON ARMPITS????  This “beauty trend” is supposedly a sign of empowerment…  YODA already displayed her hairy armpits… will she be the first to go full-on neon?? (Thanks “ChrisH”!!)

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RHONJ NOT COMING BACK… Until TeresaGiudice Out Of Prison!

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A source close to the production tells Confidenti@l that Bravo expects to shelve the hit show until the future Jersey jailbird gets out of the slammer. While other members of the cast have been anxiously waiting for seventh-season contracts to … Continue reading

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WHO ARE THE CRYING DEMOTED DEJECTED HOUSEHUSBANDS??

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EXCERPTS FROM MISS ANDY’S LATEST BOOK… September 17, 2013 Major housewives drama off screen this week. We are replacing several women in two cities. So far it’s been sad and energizing all at once. Hopefully we are adding life to … Continue reading

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: Audriana’s Christening

How nice to see all the Jersey subhumans at a Christening…JuicyJoe checks out early:

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SH WITTY WEEKEND!! MissAndy’s Lost RHONJ Reunion Questions…

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“DinoBaby123″ will receive a coupon for one free Fabulicious GelatoBar!  FinePrint: Not responsible for travel expenses incurred while traveling to 738,623 grocery stores in states east of the Mississippi in search of said bars!

RHONJ Reunion: JoeyOrgan Suddenly Gets Protective Of His Sister…

Does SaintZina EVER shut up??  If she has something to say, why doesn’t she say it directly to LawsuitJim instead of whispering behind his back to her sofa-mates?  JoeyOrgan gets bent out of shape after LawsuitJim reminds him that he called his own sister GARBAGE:

Behind The Scenes At The RHONJ Reunion … Producer Jacob Huddleston Is Back

Jacob Huddleston has gone full circle and is back producing the RHONJ, after his stint producing the canceled Miami franchise.  He’s asked to pick up the fig bar left on the coffee table.  If you forgot how chummy Huddleston is with certain NJ subhumans, please read THIS.  

RHONJ Reunion Preview… Part II: HouseHusbands Speak… Teresa STILL Says She Didn’t Understand Plea Agreement!

Teresa is sticking by her story that she didn’t understand her plea deal.  The ONLY part of her plea deal that she didn’t understand is how, after her guilty plea, the Judge could give her prison time!  Camber is just as vile as her HouseHusband…

RHONJ Reunion FirstLook… Part One: Melissa Hasn’t Seen Teresa Until The Reunion

Teresa blows off Melissa’s text message…SaintZina butts in to divert attention after Melissa says she called Teresa, too!  SaintZina says Teresa is such a good girl…

RHONJ Reunion FirstLook… Part Two: SaintZina Blames Show For Breaking Up Her Family! Teresa Learns A New Word!

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SaintZina explains her delay in divorcing… she uses the lame excuse that she had to get a dorm room ready.  Teresa keeps butting in on MissAndy’s questions to SaintZina.  Zina says ChineseBubbaJax is “toxic”.  MissAndy says that “you don’t want to be on a reality show with your sister-in-law”… Melissa doesn’t want to talk about Teresa, she’s sitting out this one!  Interesting, as Melissa had no problem going after Teresa in past reunion shows before Teresa was sentenced!

Teresa’s new word:  insinuating!

RHONJ Reunion: SaintZina Talks Fambly Relations…Never Met Nephew

SaintZina feels so bad for all the chilrun who understand their fambly feud…

HMMMMM… Why didn’t SaintZina go to her brother’s wedding???

 

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: RHONJ Reunion…Stripper ChineseBubbaJax … Go Scratch!

Not once during this exchange about where she and CrookedChris met, does ChineseBubbaJax ever deny that she was a GlitterGulch stripper in LasVegas!