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KATHY WAKILE: More on KomaKathy’s KookBook… Now Adding Kanolli Skraps And KreamPuffs!… VIDEO

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KomaKathy’s ko-written ghostwritten kookbook will be konstantly kompared to ko-Housewife TreeJoodice’s kookbook, which was a konsiderable success… that’s an understatement, of kourse! Although KomaK’s kookbook is available on Amazon for PRE-ordering at the low, low price of $19.24, it is … Continue reading

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SH **EXCLUSIVE** … MissAndy’s Special Request Of SH Readers… Which Housewives Would YOU Dump??

MissAndy wants to know!!!

ANDY DUMP THE HOUSEWIVES PG

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KATHY WAKILE: KomaKathy’s KookBook… The Kase For KomaK’s Demotion On The RHONJ

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KomaKathy’s cookbook venture, Indulge, is scheduled for release on Amazon in September 2014!   The Kookbook is only $19.24… NOTE:  Why would KomaKathy need a ghostwriter for a cookbook which contains only 75… yes, seven-five… family recipes???  Is it true … Continue reading

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him! David Gebbia after watchin’ CreepyCarlton’s sex movies… and drinkin a case of Schlitz. Martin Genis… who always fills his home-on-wheels back … Continue reading

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VICKI GUNVALSON: Big Draw For Wisconsin Woman!… Vicki Got Her 2012 Wish “I Want TWO Housewives Booted From The OC”

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What a coup!!! Vicki Gunvalson got herself an expense free visit to her fambly next month!  Vicki’s home town of Chicago is not that far from Wisconsin, where Vicki is the big draw for the February 8 “Woman UP” expo…. “Celebrating … Continue reading

BigGayRosie: (Ghost) Writes To Da Stanker…

UM… yeah.  The missive BigGayRosie wrote describing her Stanker dating experience was obviously ghostwritten!

Matchmaker definitely helped me with being more comfortable with going out and dating. Although we didn’t find my match it was very nice getting to know some of the ladies and the experience was helpful…. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.”  Read the rest at BravoTV.com.

NOTE:  What a crock!  BigGayRosie’s usual speech pattern is more like this…

 

 

 

 

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SH “HIT AND RUN” … Atlanta Casting Calls…Kenya Moore… Danielle Staub… CONGRATULATIONS COLTS!!

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If you’re livin’ in Atlanta and your job title is  “Celebrity Assistant” and you’re lookin’ for “reality” show fame… Hello, Sweetie!!… …CarlosKing, RHOA exec producer and friend to ALL Housewives, is looking for YOU!  NOTE:  If you don’t know who … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES NEWS: Kim Zolciak… Manzoids… OC Housewife… LisaVPump’s New Restaurant…Sheree… Kenya Moore… DuckDynasty …MamaJoyce… UPDATE: KimZ Says ATL Housewives Are “Useless”

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KimZolciak’s new kids… very cute!  (The above from BrielleBiermann Instagram.) Despite reports to the contrary, Dina and FEBUS have not made nice… Dina on WWHL in 2012 says that RHONJ has changed everyone: New OC Housewife, Lizzie Rosvek, is a … Continue reading

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SH **EXCLUSIVE** ANOTHER Sign In Front Of Tree Joodice House!! And…MORE!

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AN OC Housewife knew the owner… Sign next door to KomaKathy’s house… DrunkOtis’ house…2010… DrunkOtis’ hubbend strikes back!! FEBUS tried to get rid of them… nobody buyin’!! Crooksy ain’t kidding!! MO-Reese advertising while sellin’ real estate… Countless LuAnnie’s sign in … Continue reading

BEST OF… The Real Housewives of New Jersey

A retrospective of the best and funniest photoshopped RHONJ items!

 

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(Many thanks to SH readers “HousewifeHoe” “Maya” “Theo” “PMG” and “Jozy”!!!)

MAJOR NEWS!!… Stop Everything!!!

It has been announced… just hours ago on ESPN… that Brian Boitano is ***GASP*** GAY!!   This hard-to-believe-news is still being processed…

So, while going through the process of processing the process of trying to accept the news that ice skater, Brian Boitano is **GASP** GAY… please enjoy “WhatWould BrianBoitanoDo” from Matt Stone and Trey Parker’s movie “Bigger, Longer and Uncut”…performed by Matt and  Trey!

Take THAT, Phil Robertson!!   OH, and in case you didn’t know, KomaKathy’s sister is GAY!

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NOTE:  It’s just been reported by Pravda that Vladimir Putin has gone into hiding!  Vlad fled the Kremlin shirtless and was blubbering some words repeatedly, which when translated into English are “I’m skeeered”…

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IT’S BLACK FRIDAY!! … Atten-shun All Housewives… There’s A Sale Goin’ On At SH!!!… It’s A Bargain!… Which Housewives Will Be Smart Enough To Buy???

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There are people who said ‘screw that Thanksgiving dinner’ yesterday and stood in line to grab those bargains… it’s a tradition for some people. As mentioned three days ago, a “non-partisan” company is being paid $1 million to produce POSITIVE O-Care … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE, KATHY WAKILE: It’s Dessert WARS!! … Tree Joodice Pushin’ “Fabulicious Desserts” At Book Signing December 2… Prediction: KomaKathy Will Be Pissed!

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     It’s DESSERT WARS! We all know the PR lines which will probably be heard from Tree or KomaKathy: There is no WAR between Teresa and Kathy! There is especially no “Dessert War” between these two cousins who love each … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE, JOE GIUDICE, JOE GORGA, JACQUELINE LAURITA: Bankruptcy Bonanza!

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JuicyJoe has stated on many occasions that he shared all of his knowledge of the building trades with his brother-in-law, Joe Gorga (Teresa’s brother). If Joe Gorga was taught his building lessons by Juicy… how to obtain mortgages and deal … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” MONDAY: KomaKathy Naked “Goddess of ChicagoTrain” Arrested….Duck Dynasty Candidate Wins Election… Kiddy Thieves…WalMart Employees Soliciting For Fellow Employees

We all know that sneaky subhuman and her cannoli-carrying husband took one look at those rules and regulations at the American Sweets Show and decided to bug out early… ’cause the rule and regs said that there was NO refund to … Continue reading

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GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE: HouseHusband Wants To Be Ron Burgundy or Al Roker…REVEALED!

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  Time’s up for trying to figure out the HouseHusband who said that his dream job was to be a news anchor or a weatherman! SH reader “kelli” was the first to guess RancidRichie! Here he is… RancidRichie doin’ the … Continue reading

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KATHY WAKILE: What Happened? KomaKathy A No-Show At American Sweets Show… We’re Givin’ KomaK A Break On This One!… CORRECTION! KomaKathy and RancidRichie Give Attendees The Slip!

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As mentioned earlier on SH, KomaKathy and her frozen cannoli were scheduled to appear  today at the first ever American Sweets Show in Schaumburg, IL. KomaKathy and her purse holder, RancidRichie, were no shows… and there are some people on … Continue reading

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REAL LIFE NEWS: YAY Costco!! Closed ThanksgivingDay… Bad Reviewer Fined… HOA Sues For Small Trees… Don’t Take My Cannon!!… Man Sets Another Man’s Junk On Fire “Burnt Guy Goes To Laundromat”… UPS Driver Drives Seven MILLION Miles “Without A Blemish On His Record”!… JuicyJoe Giudice Needs To Get Driving Lessons From UPS!

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We LOVE Costco… and this is just one more reason!  Costco will be closed on Thanksgiving Day… Costco believes that Thanksgiving is a time for people to rest and give thanks for simple blessings in their lives like families and … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: LumpyLapBand Engaged… DrunkOtis And SkankyJo “BikiniWars”… CouplesTherapy… Lisa Vanderpump “Eats McRib”…MissAndy Forms Own Production Company… Dina Manzo, Teresa Giudice “ProjectLadybug”… Sonja Morgan

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MissAndy loved that DrunkOtis played along on WWHL… YAWN.  It’s bikini wars… this time the war is between DrunkOtis and SkankyJo Krupa.  BikiniWars are boooooooooring… what exactly are they trying to prove?  NOTE:  For any of these Housewives who are … Continue reading

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WINNER, WINNER… CHICKEN DINNER!!! We Have A Winner In The SH Caption Contest!!!

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… Can’t Wait To Try It On Tree!!!” ALL of the caption entries were very funny!!! SH reader “Luigi” is declared the winner!!   “Luigi” said:   “It’s called The KIMDEEsposal. Can’t wait to try it on Tree.”   “Luigi” gets a … Continue reading