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BFRANKEL: 100th Episode… Imitating Cake Grab!

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Speakin’ of BFrankel… she celebrated her 100th episode of her talk show by copying Daniel DiCriscio!!!!! It seems as if Bethenny is copying Daniel DiCriscio when he first grabbed a piece of cake with his hand  and ate it at … Continue reading

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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES… FEBRUARY 2013… BRANDI GLANVILLE: Let’s Take A Look At What BernieTheInsultChef Had To Say!

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While looking for something else, came across this, which was included in an item from February 13, 2013!

AdrienneMagoof’s personal chef, BernieTheInsultChef, had this to say about DrunkOtis a year ago!  Did anyone know how insightful Bernie was at the time??

YOU’RE IGNORANT AND PETTY.
YOUR HATEFUL AND SAD.
PEOPLE SEE DISINGENUOUS, NOT AWARE YOUR ROTTEN TO THE BONE; DISINTEGRATING.
THE FACT:
YOU HAVE BEEN PLACED AMONGST THE LIKES OF YOLANDA & DAVID FOSTER, CAMILLE GRAMMAR, ADRIENNE MALOOF, KYLE RICHARDS, TELEVISION ICON SUZANNE SOMMERS AND LISA TODD HAS RAISED EYEBROWS AND SUSPICION ALL OVER THE NETWORK WORLD.
YOU LIVE IN THE “SAN FERNANDO VALLEY”….
HOW DID YOU GET “CAST” ON A SHOW WHERE NO TRAILERS OR MULES ARE HITCHED?

BernieTheInsultChef had this to say BEFORE this season of the RHOBH began… July 12, 2012:

SO LETS BE REAL….THIS SEASON…
THE GLITZ & GLAMOROUS LIFESTYLES IN BEVERLY HILLS…
HAVE GONE TO THE “DOGS”.
MEAN SPIRITED AND WOMAN GRASPING AT STRAWS WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS.
ITS BECOME GHETTO & TRASHY LIKE A JERRY SPRINGER SHOW.
I FIND IT VERY EMBARRASSING…FROM “CLASS” TO “CRASS” ..
I CAN’T SAY “BRAVO” TO THIS YEARS PERFORMANCES.

NOTE:  Bernie’s words can apply to every one of the BeverlyHillbillians!!

KOMA KATHY: Still Pushin’ Her CannoliKits… Says She’s Not “Following” Her Cousin, Teresa Giudice’s, Legal Problems

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KomaKathy appeared Saturday at the Suburban Pennsylvania Spring Home Show at the Lancaster County Convention Center to promote her $39.99 cannoli-kit business.   NOTE:  The same cannoli kits which used to sell at Costco for $19.99!

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“On the “Real Housewives of New Jersey” scale, Wakile comes across as  low-key and warm — and not at all likely to be involved in a brawl at a child’s christening (as her cousin, Teresa Giudice, reportedly was).

And she politely declined to respond to a fan’s question about the federal fraud charges facing Teresa and Joe Giudice.

“That’s not something I follow,” Wakile said.”

We’re dedicating this song to KomaKathy…

AND… the BullSh*t Meter went off the charts!!

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HOW MUCH ARE THE HOUSEWIVES COMMANDING FOR APPEARANCE FEES??? Which Housewives Are The Lowest… Which Are The Highest Paid??

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THESE HOUSEWIVES ARE ALL LESS THAN $10,000: It’s amazing that somma these HWs “command” any amount! HOUSEWIVES IN THE $10,000 TO $20,000 CATEGORY: YES, this group includes Alexis Bellino and Kelly Bensimon… HOUSEWIVES IN THE “CONTACT US FOR FEE” CATEGORY… … Continue reading

SH **EXCLUSIVE** RichieWakile Has Plans To Support Gay Marriage!!

RancidRichie wants to support gay marriage… but, BigGayRosie has to find 50 of her best friends first!

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KATHY WAKILE: More on KomaKathy’s KookBook… Now Adding Kanolli Skraps And KreamPuffs!… VIDEO

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KomaKathy’s ko-written ghostwritten kookbook will be konstantly kompared to ko-Housewife TreeJoodice’s kookbook, which was a konsiderable success… that’s an understatement, of kourse! Although KomaK’s kookbook is available on Amazon for PRE-ordering at the low, low price of $19.24, it is … Continue reading

SH **EXCLUSIVE** … MissAndy’s Special Request Of SH Readers… Which Housewives Would YOU Dump??

MissAndy wants to know!!!

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KATHY WAKILE: KomaKathy’s KookBook… The Kase For KomaK’s Demotion On The RHONJ

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KomaKathy’s cookbook venture, Indulge, is scheduled for release on Amazon in September 2014!   The Kookbook is only $19.24… NOTE:  Why would KomaKathy need a ghostwriter for a cookbook which contains only 75… yes, seven-five… family recipes???  Is it true … Continue reading

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him! David Gebbia after watchin’ CreepyCarlton’s sex movies… and drinkin a case of Schlitz. Martin Genis… who always fills his home-on-wheels back … Continue reading

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VICKI GUNVALSON: Big Draw For Wisconsin Woman!… Vicki Got Her 2012 Wish “I Want TWO Housewives Booted From The OC”

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What a coup!!! Vicki Gunvalson got herself an expense free visit to her fambly next month!  Vicki’s home town of Chicago is not that far from Wisconsin, where Vicki is the big draw for the February 8 “Woman UP” expo…. “Celebrating … Continue reading

BigGayRosie: (Ghost) Writes To Da Stanker…

UM… yeah.  The missive BigGayRosie wrote describing her Stanker dating experience was obviously ghostwritten!

Matchmaker definitely helped me with being more comfortable with going out and dating. Although we didn’t find my match it was very nice getting to know some of the ladies and the experience was helpful…. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.”  Read the rest at BravoTV.com.

NOTE:  What a crock!  BigGayRosie’s usual speech pattern is more like this…

 

 

 

 

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SH “HIT AND RUN” … Atlanta Casting Calls…Kenya Moore… Danielle Staub… CONGRATULATIONS COLTS!!

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If you’re livin’ in Atlanta and your job title is  “Celebrity Assistant” and you’re lookin’ for “reality” show fame… Hello, Sweetie!!… …CarlosKing, RHOA exec producer and friend to ALL Housewives, is looking for YOU!  NOTE:  If you don’t know who … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES NEWS: Kim Zolciak… Manzoids… OC Housewife… LisaVPump’s New Restaurant…Sheree… Kenya Moore… DuckDynasty …MamaJoyce… UPDATE: KimZ Says ATL Housewives Are “Useless”

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KimZolciak’s new kids… very cute!  (The above from BrielleBiermann Instagram.) Despite reports to the contrary, Dina and FEBUS have not made nice… Dina on WWHL in 2012 says that RHONJ has changed everyone: New OC Housewife, Lizzie Rosvek, is a … Continue reading

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SH **EXCLUSIVE** ANOTHER Sign In Front Of Tree Joodice House!! And…MORE!

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AN OC Housewife knew the owner… Sign next door to KomaKathy’s house… DrunkOtis’ house…2010… DrunkOtis’ hubbend strikes back!! FEBUS tried to get rid of them… nobody buyin’!! Crooksy ain’t kidding!! MO-Reese advertising while sellin’ real estate… Countless LuAnnie’s sign in … Continue reading

BEST OF… The Real Housewives of New Jersey

A retrospective of the best and funniest photoshopped RHONJ items!

 

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(Many thanks to SH readers “HousewifeHoe” “Maya” “Theo” “PMG” and “Jozy”!!!)

MAJOR NEWS!!… Stop Everything!!!

It has been announced… just hours ago on ESPN… that Brian Boitano is ***GASP*** GAY!!   This hard-to-believe-news is still being processed…

So, while going through the process of processing the process of trying to accept the news that ice skater, Brian Boitano is **GASP** GAY… please enjoy “WhatWould BrianBoitanoDo” from Matt Stone and Trey Parker’s movie “Bigger, Longer and Uncut”…performed by Matt and  Trey!

Take THAT, Phil Robertson!!   OH, and in case you didn’t know, KomaKathy’s sister is GAY!

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NOTE:  It’s just been reported by Pravda that Vladimir Putin has gone into hiding!  Vlad fled the Kremlin shirtless and was blubbering some words repeatedly, which when translated into English are “I’m skeeered”…

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IT’S BLACK FRIDAY!! … Atten-shun All Housewives… There’s A Sale Goin’ On At SH!!!… It’s A Bargain!… Which Housewives Will Be Smart Enough To Buy???

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There are people who said ‘screw that Thanksgiving dinner’ yesterday and stood in line to grab those bargains… it’s a tradition for some people. As mentioned three days ago, a “non-partisan” company is being paid $1 million to produce POSITIVE O-Care … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE, KATHY WAKILE: It’s Dessert WARS!! … Tree Joodice Pushin’ “Fabulicious Desserts” At Book Signing December 2… Prediction: KomaKathy Will Be Pissed!

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     It’s DESSERT WARS! We all know the PR lines which will probably be heard from Tree or KomaKathy: There is no WAR between Teresa and Kathy! There is especially no “Dessert War” between these two cousins who love each … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE, JOE GIUDICE, JOE GORGA, JACQUELINE LAURITA: Bankruptcy Bonanza!

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JuicyJoe has stated on many occasions that he shared all of his knowledge of the building trades with his brother-in-law, Joe Gorga (Teresa’s brother). If Joe Gorga was taught his building lessons by Juicy… how to obtain mortgages and deal … Continue reading