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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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  MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him!  Ellie Judge after listening to Tamballs rant… in person! David Beador…  after drinkin’ a case of two-buck-Chuck, lamenting that his house is … Continue reading

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RHONJ Recap… “O, Christmas Tre”… by Sandi Duffy

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“O, Christmas Tre” by Sandi Duffy   So did Bravo look for the most unattractive couples in NJ to cast this show? It’s Christmas and everyone is putting up their trees. Teresa 2 wants her son to work in the … Continue reading

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WHICH HOUSEWIVES’ TWEETS REQUIRE ABOVE A 4TH GRADE READING LEVEL??? Tweeting For Dummies!

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We’ve done extensive research to find which Housewife tweets smarter than that of a 4th grade reading level.  The 4th grade level… unfortunately… is the average reading level for those who use twitter! SMOG AFTER an analysis of 1 million public … Continue reading

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Pot Meet Kettle KomaKathy Quits FB ‘Cause People Are “Mean” and Don’t Know The “Facts”!

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   KomaKathy is takin’ a break from “posting” because people don’t know the FACTS!  What the hell is KomaK talkin’ about?   What are the “facts”??  Let’s hear them! Taking a break from posting!! Y’all have to much hateful comments … Continue reading

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RHONJ Season Six, Episode One… “What A Difference A Plea Makes”… Premieres Sunday

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RHONJ Season Six, Episode One “What A Difference A Plea Makes”… premieres Sunday: Teresa Giudice and her husband, Joe, fight to keep their family intact as they embark on a very public legal battle for their freedom. Fortunately, Teresa has … Continue reading

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“Is THIS The World We Live In?”

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Who could ever forget that one-season “friend” of the OC Housewives who sputtered her drunken line… the line which questioned not only the Housewives world, but the world all around us??  Let’s never forget Sarah’s famous line and Dull-BRO’s “acting” … Continue reading

RHONJ Preview: Joey’s Organ… Tree Steals Koma’s Desserts… HouseHusband Brawl

What would the RHONJ be without a scene about Joey Organ’s organ?  What would ANY Housewives show be without the fight at a dinner party?  Luckily, this dinner par-tay scene will be the last of KomaKathy and her disgusting pervert HouseHusband, RancidRichie.  BigGayRosie shows up 30 lbs lighter… maybe BGR can squeeze a spinoff about her weight loss from MissAndy.  To round things out, the HouseHusbands get into “disagreements.”  Oh yeah… James van Praagh tells Tree something that everyone already knows and  lil Gia is featured cryin’ her eyes out for her Daddy.  How much lower will Bravo stoop?   Never mind…we all know the answer.

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WINES BY WIVES … Another Housewives Venture Bites The Cork! Let’s Take A Look Back! What Happened To All That “Charity” Money?? Vicki Did NOT Want Tree Joodice In Her Club…

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It is just too sad. That original wine venture fronted by OC Housewives Vicki and Tamballs, “Wines By Wives,” has finally popped their last cork. Was keepin’ an eye on this one, waiting for that last drip of wine to finally … Continue reading

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FAREWELL TO DEMOTED HOUSEWIFE KOMA KATHY…

  KomaKathy talks to E!Online about her demotion from full-time Housewife to “friend”??? Would describe Koma’s new role as that of an observer. Whatever Koma’s part, how the hell is KomaKathy and RancidRichie affording their not re-done new house??   … Continue reading

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GO BACK THURSDAY: Gorga’s MoneyMaking Scheme… Sheree… FEBUS

From May 2011… Da Gorga’s had their money-making scheme in place! Well, Melissa and Joe Gorga have learned their lessons well from Joe’s more-experienced-in-ripping-off-making-money from being on TV sister, Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s Teresa Giudice. After paying off tax … Continue reading

RHONJ Season Six Preview: Premiering Sunday July 13… at 8 pm

How inter-essss-ting!  To assure big ratings, the RHONJ aka “The Tree and Juicy We’re Off To Jail Farewell Tour” has taken the Sunday air date and time of ATL…

 

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS Sonja BFrankel FrontPorsha KomaKathy Kenyan Apollo Tamballs MORE!

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Sonja Morgan says she’s much more than a toaster oven… “You can’t put Sonja Morgan in a toaster oven box,” she continued. “You have to go with the lipsticks, the sunglasses, the scarves, the handbags, the lingerie, it’s like a … Continue reading

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BFRANKEL: 100th Episode… Imitating Cake Grab!

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Speakin’ of BFrankel… she celebrated her 100th episode of her talk show by copying Daniel DiCriscio!!!!! It seems as if Bethenny is copying Daniel DiCriscio when he first grabbed a piece of cake with his hand  and ate it at … Continue reading

FROM THE SH ARCHIVES… FEBRUARY 2013… BRANDI GLANVILLE: Let’s Take A Look At What BernieTheInsultChef Had To Say!

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While looking for something else, came across this, which was included in an item from February 13, 2013!

AdrienneMagoof’s personal chef, BernieTheInsultChef, had this to say about DrunkOtis a year ago!  Did anyone know how insightful Bernie was at the time??

YOU’RE IGNORANT AND PETTY.
YOUR HATEFUL AND SAD.
PEOPLE SEE DISINGENUOUS, NOT AWARE YOUR ROTTEN TO THE BONE; DISINTEGRATING.
THE FACT:
YOU HAVE BEEN PLACED AMONGST THE LIKES OF YOLANDA & DAVID FOSTER, CAMILLE GRAMMAR, ADRIENNE MALOOF, KYLE RICHARDS, TELEVISION ICON SUZANNE SOMMERS AND LISA TODD HAS RAISED EYEBROWS AND SUSPICION ALL OVER THE NETWORK WORLD.
YOU LIVE IN THE “SAN FERNANDO VALLEY”….
HOW DID YOU GET “CAST” ON A SHOW WHERE NO TRAILERS OR MULES ARE HITCHED?

BernieTheInsultChef had this to say BEFORE this season of the RHOBH began… July 12, 2012:

SO LETS BE REAL….THIS SEASON…
THE GLITZ & GLAMOROUS LIFESTYLES IN BEVERLY HILLS…
HAVE GONE TO THE “DOGS”.
MEAN SPIRITED AND WOMAN GRASPING AT STRAWS WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS.
ITS BECOME GHETTO & TRASHY LIKE A JERRY SPRINGER SHOW.
I FIND IT VERY EMBARRASSING…FROM “CLASS” TO “CRASS” ..
I CAN’T SAY “BRAVO” TO THIS YEARS PERFORMANCES.

NOTE:  Bernie’s words can apply to every one of the BeverlyHillbillians!!

KOMA KATHY: Still Pushin’ Her CannoliKits… Says She’s Not “Following” Her Cousin, Teresa Giudice’s, Legal Problems

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KomaKathy appeared Saturday at the Suburban Pennsylvania Spring Home Show at the Lancaster County Convention Center to promote her $39.99 cannoli-kit business.   NOTE:  The same cannoli kits which used to sell at Costco for $19.99!

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“On the “Real Housewives of New Jersey” scale, Wakile comes across as  low-key and warm — and not at all likely to be involved in a brawl at a child’s christening (as her cousin, Teresa Giudice, reportedly was).

And she politely declined to respond to a fan’s question about the federal fraud charges facing Teresa and Joe Giudice.

“That’s not something I follow,” Wakile said.”

We’re dedicating this song to KomaKathy…

AND… the BullSh*t Meter went off the charts!!

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HOW MUCH ARE THE HOUSEWIVES COMMANDING FOR APPEARANCE FEES??? Which Housewives Are The Lowest… Which Are The Highest Paid??

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THESE HOUSEWIVES ARE ALL LESS THAN $10,000: It’s amazing that somma these HWs “command” any amount! HOUSEWIVES IN THE $10,000 TO $20,000 CATEGORY: YES, this group includes Alexis Bellino and Kelly Bensimon… HOUSEWIVES IN THE “CONTACT US FOR FEE” CATEGORY… … Continue reading

SH **EXCLUSIVE** RichieWakile Has Plans To Support Gay Marriage!!

RancidRichie wants to support gay marriage… but, BigGayRosie has to find 50 of her best friends first!

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KATHY WAKILE: More on KomaKathy’s KookBook… Now Adding Kanolli Skraps And KreamPuffs!… VIDEO

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KomaKathy’s ko-written ghostwritten kookbook will be konstantly kompared to ko-Housewife TreeJoodice’s kookbook, which was a konsiderable success… that’s an understatement, of kourse! Although KomaK’s kookbook is available on Amazon for PRE-ordering at the low, low price of $19.24, it is … Continue reading

SH **EXCLUSIVE** … MissAndy’s Special Request Of SH Readers… Which Housewives Would YOU Dump??

MissAndy wants to know!!!

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