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REAL HOUSEWIVES NEWS: Kyle Richards… RHOM In Vegas… Sonja Morgan… Kathy Wakile…Kordell Stewart… Joe and Melissa Gorga on Bethenny

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YES!!  Finally!!  There is a HagfaceKyle Richards Handbook!!  Everything you ever wanted to know about Kyle-ee!!  Including her adoption! The second half of The Real Housewives of Miami‘s third season, Joanna Krupa is having a big bachelorette celebration in—where else?—Las Vegas. The … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE: Tree’s BravoBlog… Tree is DONE!… “When You’re On TV People Want What You Have”… Gorgas “Freaked Out” By New Cast Members… BUY MY STUFF!!

Bravo…  Tree’s ghostwritten BravoBlog… we GET IT!!

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Hello Baby Dolls!

Another roller coaster episode, right? I loved seeing everyone together again. I wish it could stay that way forever! Unfortunately when you’re on TV, people want what you have. They want to be on TV too and they’ll do anything to make it happen or they just want to take you down because they’re sick of watching you. I get it. I’ve seen it happen now on every season of every Housewives show in every city. It’s not fun to be the target, but it comes with the territory. The problem is when newer cast members join and get attacked, they can freak out like Melissa and Joey were. You have to stay united and refuse to let any strangers break you down. But I get that it’s hard. It shouldn’t be hard for family to believe family over strangers, but…

I’m definitely not happy to see where this season is going based on how Melissa and Joey are reacting to the rumors. It’s all my fault again. I get it. It’s easier to blame their own sister/sister-in-law than it is to blame a stranger. It sounds strange, but here’s why.

First of all, blaming me takes all of the emphasis off the actual rumors. Instead of anyone looking into those, they’re all busy looking at me. Fine, deflect away. I’m here for you.  NOTE:  We’re givin’ the side eye to those “rumors”… not ALL the rumors!

Second, going after family is safe. They know I will never do anything to them. With a stranger, you can’t be so sure. They don’t want to go after Penny because she might take it to a whole new level. Easier to befriend her, right? I wouldn’t be looking to make BFFs with someone who was talking to my ex-boyfriend and threatening to expose rumors about me, but that’s just me.  NOTE:  It’s difficult to sort out who’s friends with whom!  As for Penny publicly communicating with Aarater and BulldogNJ, if you want to believe it all, that is up to you.  IMO, the whole thing stinks ala RoxyPoxyGirl.  Bulldog now can’t put out his expose re MeGo because attys are stopping him?  Let’s see the legal documents!   RoxyPoxyGirl did the exact same thing… guess Bravo/whoever is tweeting thinks viewers forgot about RoxyPoxy!

And third, family will always forgive you, and they know it. Family will always be there. To save themselves, they feel like they have to throw me under the bus. I don’t like it but I can’t do anything about it. They are going to believe what they want to believe. Their beliefs make no sense to me — they don’t believe Penny one minute and the next they do. Pick one! They already confronted Penny at the Youthful 8 Milania Collection launch party and she told them I had nothing to do with it. But it wasn’t enough for them. They had to keep going after her. Why? And when they did, suddenly Penny changed her mind that I had something to do with it. Why would she suddenly do that? Why didn’t she say that when I was right in front of her?

But it’s how they’ve chosen to deal with this and I can’t seem to stop them. I’ve done everything I could possibly do, and now I’m done. Done.

I was very happy to go support Kathy at Dylan’s Candy Bar with my 4 daughters. They had a great time! Love to see people’s success!

I was also so happy  Jacqueline asked me to help her with her speech. It wasn’t as random as you might think because in November I had just given my own first big speech at the NephCure Countdown to the Cure Fundraiser at Capitale in NYC (www.nephcure.org). It was a black-tie affair with tons of press and I was so so so nervous. But I worked it out and was excited to help Jacqueline work hers out too.

I love Nicholas and so does Joe. Since Nick and Audriana were born so close together, Joe always looked at Nicholas like sort of a son too. We missed him a lot.

Finally, did you see my new Skinny Italian food line? I loved the visit to the showroom with my husband, mom, and mother-in-law. I’m so lucky to have such a supportive husband and parents. I love them so much! I’m so excited for you all to try Skinny Italian Foods! It’s all imported from Italy and so so amazing! We have 7 different artisan pastas — the closest thing to homemade pasta you can get. Our Extra Virgin Olive Oil is harvested exclusively from Calabria, and you can get a beautiful mix of Mediterranean Olives (Calcidica Sweet & Salted, Nocellara del Belice) as well. The Skinny Italian Balsamic Ketchup is perfect for marinating the flank steak recipe in my “Fabulicious! On the Grill” and it’s great on hamburgers, hot dogs, chicken nuggets… once you try Balsamic Ketchup, you’ll never go back to regular! We also have a home-style fresh marinara sauce that you can use instead of the Quickie Sauce in all of my recipes. Go to http://www.skinnyitalianfoods.com/ to order some today!

You can get my four cookbooks in your local bookstore or on Amazon.

Skinny Italian is all super healthy Mediterranean diet food and can help you lose weight:http://amzn.to/155wZDJ

Fabulicious! is my favorite family recipes, great for entertaining company:http://amzn.to/11udlV3

Fabulicious! Fast & Fit are all low-fat, super-easy recipes with 10 ingredients or less that go from start to stove in less than 30 minutes: http://amzn.to/N4lSDV

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Thank you all so much for your support! It means the world to me!

Tanti Baci,
Teresa xx

www.teresagiudice.com
Twitter: @Teresa_Giudice

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TERESA GIUDICE: Tree’s BravoBlog… Wants Manzoid To Address Her Own Family Issues… Tree is Happy, Happy, Happy!

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Bravo…  Tree’s ghostwritten BravoBlog… not a word about her lawsuit!  She’s just happy, happy, happy!   Does DuckDynasty know about Tree’s change from “love, love, love” to “happy, happy, happy” ???? Hello Baby Dolls! Last week’s episode got me all … Continue reading

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MANZOIDS: Who’s Gonna Watch Their New Spinoff?… Is This What To Expect???… PrinceAlbie Concerned About His Resume!!… Will PrinceAlbie Be Stuck In “Reality” Show Revolving Door?

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The SH poll is a reflection of Bravo viewers … and poll results have shown that the planned Bravo spinoff starring da Manzoids will not have many interested in watchin’ the trials and tribulations of DonCaro, PrinceAlbie, Critterfur and the … Continue reading

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WINNER, WINNER… CHICKEN DINNER!!… RHONJ Caption Contest…

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It was a close race!         “PJBottoms” is the winner of last week’s caption contest!    PJ wins a huge round of applause!     There will be a new caption contest on Friday… From “pjbottoms” Let me … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE: Tree’s “What A Crock” BravoBlog… Don’t Look At The Past!…Tree’s Blog Filled With PR Moves…

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Bravo… Another ghostwritten BravoBlog! Thank you all so much for your support this week. I appreciate it more than you will ever know. xx I loved seeing my girls get to play with their cousins this episode. I love them … Continue reading

THE BEST CAPTIONS….

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HERE THEY ARE… In no particular order!!!

From “pjbottoms”

Let me tell you a story about my man named Joe
Unsuspecting fool up and married me, a ho
Then one day he’s shootin’ poison all over me
Out of the closet comes a bubbling sea
Seacrest that is
I’m a signing star
With no swimming pool…;)

From “kyleerenee”

Cause I’m on display, on display, on display, I wish I wasn’t a whorsey face each and everyday, everyday, everyday…

From “Ana Cephaly”

I don’t know which sucks more–Joey or my music.

From “Kimpton”

Ryan. It’s Mellisa. Mellisa GOOORGA. I heard Mariah was out, and I’m in. Have you heard that? Joe told me it was so. I’m so excited. eeeeek. I always knew I was going to be on display.

From “LaraM”

Ryan, my secret to a “Love, Italian Style Marriage” is to tell Joe we are doing Whipits tonight. I give him a bottle of kool-aid, and if he’s a good boy, I give him Fabellini while I have my cans of Whipped Creme.

From “Hoolrah”

MeGo:  “Ryan, I don’t understand why you refuse to write me in as an extra Kardashian sister. I did everything right!  Made a disgusting videotape to get on a reality show, entered into a sham of a marriage for money, routinely stir up conflict within my family for ratings, perfected the art of being vapid and shallow, am deluded enough to believe that I have talent, feign purity and innocence despite glaring evidence otherwise, and through the magic of whorish eye makeup and plastic surgery,  now resemble the backwoods love child of an extraterrestrial and a common raccoon. Furthermore, you and my husband would have so much to talk about on set… for instance, bearding (allegedly) and shared Napoleon complexes.”

 

VOTING HAS ENDED…

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TERESA GIUDICE: Tree’s BravoBlog… Says She Can’t Wait To See How MeGo Spins This…

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Bravo… WWWTF? There are no words. No words. I wouldn’t wish this situation on my worst enemy. This was not a fun episode to watch mostly because I was hearing the things my family was saying about me behind my … Continue reading

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FOR ALL SH READERS!!!… What You SHould Know About Melissa Gorga… From Someone Who Is “Clothes” To MeGo!!… Let’s Play “Guess The FRIEND Of The Housewife”!!

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Would like to share with SH readers the following… which was found earlier today in the “Contact Ms. SH” file: Hello, Can you please make it known while Season 5 was filming Melissa was so desperate for “friends” to film, … Continue reading

WWHL AFTER SHOW: Da Manzoids Visit The Bravo Clubhouse… Part I

Bravo… It’s da Manzoids in MissAndy’s Clubhouse…Part I

Geez, everyone knows that BigGayGreggy moved (SH January 2013)!  Those subhuman mini-Manzoids tell how bein’ on the RHONJ has changed their lives.  Don’t forget… DaDon wouldn’t harm anyone and neither would any of her relatives!  Does DaDon let others do her dirty work?  ‘Cause she’s just a mild-mannered kind person who only wants FEBUS and keep my hands clean peace!

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TERESA GIUDICE: Tree’s BravoBlog… Tells Kathy Wakile To MYOB Re Dad… The Same Story Lines Continue

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Bravo… Hi Loveys! What a beautiful sunny week! Joe and I were in Miami for my Fabulicious: On the Grill book signings, and then we spent the weekend at the shore with our kids playing on the beach. Our shore house is … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE: Tree’s BravoBlog… Sit-Down With Caro Was TWO Hours Long… Clears Up Being “Friends” With KimD…

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Bravo… Hi Loveys! I loved that this episode began the same way I begin every day: with my four fabulous daughters! I wake up in the morning smiling, because I know I’m going to see their faces. They just make … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE: Tree’s BravoBlog… AND The Other RHONJ BravoBlogs

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Bravo… Hi Sweethearts! Can you believe we’re finally back? Did you miss us? After last season (which was not fun) and the horrible reunion, we all took a big break from each other. We didn’t see each other for over … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” WEDNESDAY: JuicyJoe “HitOnMelissa”… ABCNews “BrooksAyersRetraction”… DonCaro EXCLUSIVE “BeforeLapBandPhoto”!!!

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October 10, 2012   11:45 am “JuicyJoe Hits on Melissa Gorga… “  From InTouch… “According to a friend, Joe secretly loved to praise Melissa even though his wife resented her. “Joe got a kick out of flirting with Melissa. He … Continue reading

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TERESA GUIDICE: Tree Implores To Her Sister-In-Law, Melissa Gorga… “Leave The CHILDREN Out Of This”!!!… STOP Using Our Children!

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October 8, 2012  4:30 pm  TeresaGiudice…   Teresa Giudice… nor ANY of the New Jersey Housewives… has not yet written her thoughts for Bravo.com. Tree has, however, written her personal thoughts on her own site, TeresaGuidice.com… “There were another million … Continue reading

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KATHY WAKILE: KomaKathy’s BravoBlog…

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  August 26, 2012  11:20 pm  Bravo…  Kathy and Rich Wakile… EEEEWWWWWW! I think it’s best for me to pick up where we left off last week — In vino veritas (in wine, is truth). Truth: To be perfectly honest, … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE: Tree’s BravoTV Blog…”Caroline Manzo is Full Of Crap” and “Jax Laurita Is Unstable and Moody”…

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June 18, 2012  5:30 pm                                   Teresa Giudice… “I got a lot to say…” Tree’s BravoTV Blog was so long and covered so many issues… … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: BravoTV Blogs…Melissa Gorga “The Optomist”, Teresa Giudice “The BookTour “, Caroline Manzo “The Bully”, Kathy Wakile “The Mediator”, Jax Jaurita “The Ghost”…

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The only New Jersey Housewife who has yet to submit her thoughts on last night’s RHONJ episode to Bravo.com is Jax… really, who cares what Jax has to say.  Jax is out… we’ll just refer to her as “The Ghost!” … Continue reading

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: Christopher Manzo… Talks About RHONJ, Taping, Albie Manzo and Caroline Manzo… Christopher Speaks!

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Christopher Manzo, youngest son of Caroline Manzo from the Real Housewives of New Jersey gave an interview to “…ology.com”…  a seemingly very innocent interview…. here.  But, the interview gives the reader a glimpse into how things really work when doing the … Continue reading

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More on the RHONJ…

The “Real Housewives of New Jersey” are back: (left to right) Jacqueline Laurita, Teresa Giudice, Caroline Manzo, Giudice’s cousin Kathy Wakile and Giudice’s sister-in-law Melissa Gorga. The Real Housewives of New Jersey will return on May 16… Andy should have … Continue reading