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FROM THE SH 2012 ARCHIVES, MELISSA GORGA: MeGo Was The FIRST “Fake It ‘Til You Make It” Housewife…Said In 2012 BravoBlog…’Splains How She Got On RHONJ… And Says She and JoeyMarcoGorga Own Four or FIVE Houses! REALLY???

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NOTE:  After reading DavidRae’s article at TheAdvocate re the Atlanta Housewives who are “fakin’ it ’til they make it”… …found that it was Melissa Gorga who first admitted to bein’ a “fakin’ it” Housewife in her BravoBlog from October 2012!   … Continue reading

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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES… Three Years Ago 2010: Teresa Giudice Bankruptcy… Tree Screams In Court Hallway… Joe Giudice Says, “I’m f**king tired of this TV sh*t!”

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The recent 41-count Federal Indictment against Teresa and Joe Giudice didn’t just happen.  Da Joodice’s legal problems have been hanging over them for over three years. The following, re Tree screeching at Monica Chacon in a NJ Court was originally … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE, JOE GIUDICE: Juicy’s License Suspended 47 Times Since 1987… Do The Math!!… “Joodice’s Go To Court” Will Be Filmed

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JuicyJoe is a REALLY, REALLY bad driver!  Juicy has again been pulled over and cited for swerving in traffic.   The police who observed Juicy said that the swerving was probably caused by Juicy texting while driving. State records show … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE: Coming To Terms With Her Upcoming Federal Trial… New PR Stuff…

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TreeJoodice is tryin’ to come across as accepting her 39-Count Federal Indictment situation…. sayin’ that “the truth WILL come out!” Tree tells Star Magazine that the situation “is beyond frustrating, and yet I know one day the truth will come out.” The … Continue reading

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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES, JANUARY 2011: RHONJ Teresa Giudice Babbles at Learning Annex… “Builds Fans Via Twitter and FB”… “Loves Kardashians And Wants Daughters To Grow Up Like Them”… “Does Not Regret Anything”… “Says Dina Manzo Getting Her Own Cooking Show”

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ORIGINALLY POSTED JANUARY 11, 2011 … RE-POSTED OCTOBER 23, 2013  Yes… this IS a SH **EXCLUSIVE**!!!!   **EYE ROLL** NOTE:  While searching for another item, came across THIS re Tree Joodice… from over TWO years ago!  This is the very … Continue reading

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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES… Two Years Ago, October 12, 2011: Email From “Kate” Re Joe Giudice And “Tara”…

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On this date TWO years ago, October 12, 2011… received an email from “KK” who used the name “Kate” to comment on SH. NOTE:  The “TaraF” and JuicyJoodice rumors have been around for a LONG time… but, the “TaraF” rumors … Continue reading

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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES… RHONJ RECAP: Season Three, Episode 18 … “Blood Is Thicker Than Guccis”… HAS ANYTHING CHANGED IN TWO YEARS?

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ORIGINALLY POSTED OCTOBER 6, 2011… TWO Years Ago!! HAS ANYTHING CHANGED????                                                            … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA: MeGo’s RHONJ Finale BravoBlog… DEFENDS Her Book… Words Are NOT To Be Taken “LITERALLY”…Compares Her Book To “50Shades”…Crazy Backpeddling… AND… Says Joe Gorga “Works”!!… Totally Punks Out Of Explaining “Penny/JTG”!… “Thousands” At Book Signing!

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Bravo…  Too late for back trackin’…but, MeGo tries anyway! Hi, everyone! What a week. The finale episode was only part of the excitement. My bookLove Italian Style has been out for over ten days now, and it’s making headlines. Some of … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA: Ghostwriter Will Prolly Take Blame… MORE Amazon Customer Reviews!!

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Imagine what’s goin’ on in da Gorga house right now!  JoGo and MeGo are probably bickering over who allowed what to be included in Missy’s book…and, they’re probably blamin’ it all on ValFrankel, Missy’s ghostwriter! When confronted with the “your … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA, JOE GORGA: Rules For Sex…And MORE Great “Advice” To Have That “Hot and Happy” Marriage!

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Had to read this before putting it on SH. Here goes!! According to JoeGorga: Men, I know you think your woman isn’t the type who wants to be taken. But trust me, she is. Every girl wants to get her … Continue reading

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KIMD ASKS…Who REALLY Started Those “Damn Melissa” Rumors??… RHONJ Finale “Stilleto-Gate” Will Be A “Two-Parter”…

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MELISSA GORGA: MeGo’s Amazon Customer Reviews… The Gift That Keeps On Giving!!!… “Useless Marriage Advice”… Joe Gorga Had To “Break Her Down” To Marry Him!

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Here’s the right one…

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The number of customer reviews for MeGo’s “love and marriage” book on Amazon has jumped from 48 to a new total of 86!   Yes, there were only 48 yesterday!  FORTY new reviews in 24 hours!

66…SIXTY-SIX… outta that eighty-six are ONE star reviews!  Those FIVE-star reviewers are attempting to keep up with the total annihilation goin’ on at Amazon, but they may as well accept defeat!

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These are just a few of the NEW customer reviews:

  • I can’t believe this book was actually published! Don’t publishers check the work first? I thought the title was cute and wasn’t expecting a master piece, just some simple entertainment. After reading the first chapter, I had to go back and read it again. I couldn’t believe how it had been written! Very choppy and no continuity. Don’t get me started on the grammar. I felt like I needed a red pen to start correcting things! Kind of like my kids middle school book reports. I never did finish the book, my head was killing me. Life is too short to waste time on this book. I feel cheated out of fifteen bucks and my time for someone else’s gain.
  • I think that the publishing house should be ashamed and called out publicly for publishing this tripe. I do believe that this may be the worst book I have ever read. There is no shame in meeting your husband while you worked in a Gentleman’s Club that he frequented. There is no shame in marrying a man for his money and then falling in love with him. But, even the true version of her life prior to being on RHONJ would have been boring. I was not expecting a literary masterpiece. But, as a teacher, I wanted to slash nearly every sentence with a red pen, until I got so exasperated I could read no more. How in the world did this woman get into college. She mangles the English language as if she was angry at it. As to the content of the book and her hot and happy marriage. I am surprise a woman with three children could be so immature, shallow and vapid. If she really believes this idiocy that she writes about, which is the antithesis of feminism and reality in 2013, then she won’t be married much longer. She truly does not know what love is. And that is very sad.
  • Shame on whoever green-lighted this book as a favor to Bravo. Have some standards.
  • This book is ridiculous. Everything she says contradicts what she said on Tv & in Magazines. She didn’t get married until 2004 & met Joe in 2003. In the book she says she married Joe in 2000. She is so fake & is the biggest liar I know. There is nothing in this book that is even true. It is a work of fiction. Her marriage is a joke. Don’t waste your money on this farce of a book!!
  • She sounds like a cat in heat but even her singing is better than this garbage. I think maybe one of her kids helped her to write it because it appears it was written by a 5 year old. She is in love, I will give her that, but not with Joe the worm. She is madly in love with herself. I am still trying to figure out how she got a publisher to publish this nonsense. Stick to being a wife and mom Melissa, you have no other talents. Don’t waste your money on this. I could barely get through it but I read it in an appropriate place, the bathroom. Too bad I couldn’t flush it.
  • You want some essential newly wed advice from this fabulous book? POOP!!!! Yes, poop. Apparently you aren’t supposed to let your husband know you do it, nor are you supposed to let him know you grow hair on your legs and armpits. Human women are so last year! Why have a breathing female when you can have a fake one, right Melissa Gorga? Don’t forget not to poop!
  • This book made my IQ drop 20 points!!! I never liked her on the show and thought she was a big fake but got her book just to see if I can find another side to her and maybe she can b honest in her book…guess not all boring crap that I didn’t care to read ! U can tell that everything she writes is just as fake as she is on the show! Whoever gave her a book deal is crazy! The language and grammar is that of a 8th grader ..with all her money she should have paid for some1 to write the book for her! Good thing I read the book in an hour because I’m bringing it right back to the store ..I refuse to pay for crap !
  • Since I’m just learning to read books with lots of pages, my tutor thought this would be a good starter book for me. Before I started, I shaved my pits & legs, gave myself a good bikini waxing, threw on some yoga pants, and put on a super hot top over my to small push-up bra. I also ordered Chinese food & put it on a plate for when my man came home. I wrote a quick note to my “King” on the napkin next to the Chinese food. The note said, “Dear King, This is your queen, I’ve shaved, haven’t pooped , and prepared this meal for you. You can find me in my recording studio, reading my first book with lots of pages. Your Devoted, Queen.”   I don’t understand all the hateful reviews. For a first time reader, I found the sentence structure to be very simple. Perhaps this book should be required reading for middle school girls. My favorite part of the book was, “Loin & The Ram: A Wild Love Story”. Who doesn’t love a great zodiac story! I hope Melissa Gorga’s second book with lots of pages in it, has more zodiac stories.   If you haven’t read this yet, download some of Melissa’s iTunes songs, strap on some headphones, and engross yourself in the tale that Melissa Gorga wove. Just be sure to properly groom yourself and put some Chinese food on a plate for your “King”.

 

SH reader @JenGotClassNass contributed to the literary lashing…

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Just to be fair, a sampling of the FIVE star reviews:

  • I love Melissa and Joe and I read this book in a day. Their marriage is similar to mine and I agree with most of what she says. I enjoyed it. Not sure why there is so much hate going on. If you aren’t happy in your marriage you should take some pointers instead of saying nasty things. Hmm…
  • They are a perfect couple! In addition to all the fascinating background information, Melissa also shares fashion and beauty tips and advice. I love getting the inside scoop! So fun that Melissa included her make up artist in her book! (I hope he writes his own book one day…soon!)   I was also happy to find the book is completely in Melissa’s voice. It sounds like her when I read it.   I didn’t get the feeling there was a ghost writer involved with this at all.

NOTE:  Nice try to quash those ghostwriter questions!  ‘Cause everybody knows that MeGo slaved away, writing EVERY night curled up in a corner of her sofa from exactly 10 pm to 2 am!  

Maybe that last reviewer didn’t get the “FEELING”… but, as EVERYONE knows, MeGo’s book was written by the same ghostwriter who wrote Snooki’s Pulitzer-prize-winning books… Valerie Frankel, as mentioned on SH back in December!  Val’s dream is to write a NYTimes Bestseller.  YO!  Val!!  Creep on over to TreeJoodice’s marble mausoleum…heard she’s looking for someone to collect more recipes for her next cookbook!   Somehow it always winds it’s way back to Tree… poor MeGo!!

 

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JoeyMarco Gorga has been in love with PoopyPiggyMeGo since he laid eyes on her…  AAWWWWW.  Raise your hand if you, too, fell in love with MeGo since layin’ eyes on her.   Thank you, Johnny… you can put your hand down now.  We can see your hand… the room temp has dropped 15 degrees  from your hand wavin’!  Down, Johnny… down!!

JoGo had to “break her down” to marry him?  What an accomplishment!!  When there’s wife #2, JoGo will know better…     

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(Thanks to SH readers “PMG” “@JenGotClassNass” and “HousewifeHoe”!!!!)

MELISSA GORGA: MeGo’s BravoBlog… Has Moved On From Issues With Tree…BUY MY BOOK!

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Hi, everyone! This episode was a lot about all of our new endeavors and it was nice to see what everyone is working on.

First of all, major congrats to Kathy and her delicious cannoli kits! If you haven’t tried them, you must. She pulled off a great event at Dylan’s Candy Bar. My kids would be happy to live there from now on. Joe can’t get enough of the Slippery Nipples, of course, LOL! We had a blast at Kathy’s event and are always here to support her.

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And congratulations to Teresa for the launch her of Skinny Italian Foods line. I’ve tried the pastas and they are so delish!

Jacqueline’s speech at the autism fundraiser had us all crying. Not a dry eye on the entire basketball court. It took a lot of courage for her to stand up and tell Nicholas’ story. She was brave and delivered her speech beautifully.

I’m glad you got to see the lunch with my mother-in-law. It was nice having all of us together and it definitely felt like we were becoming a family again. And for those of you asking, yes of course I hugged and kissed my mother-in-law hello.   NOTE:  Who was askin’???

Finally, you get to meet my music manager Johnny Wright! I have to admit, my nerves got the better of me when I was singing “Never Let Me Go” in my studio for Johnny and Justin Thorne, the songwriter and producer. Johnny is the real deal.

He’s worked with Britney, ‘N Sync, Justin Timberlake, Akon, and The Jonas Brothers.

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I really wanted to impress him. The fact that he’s interested in me at all was so exciting — and terrifying. I had a lot riding on that recording session. It got better once I got over my nerves, trust me, or he would have walked out and never looked back.  NOTE:  Johnny must have some hearing problems!

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When Johnny suggested my going to Orlando for vocal coaching, I was all for it. I’d never had any formal training and have just used what I’ve got. I’ll take any expert advice I can get! My attitude is, I’m grateful for every minute of Johnny’s guidance. I’m happy to learn and ready to go! Thanks, Johnny and Justin, for your faith in me.   NOTE:  REALLY??? MeGo has never had a vocal coach???  That is hard to believe!!

One last thing in this episode: the talk with Penny. Joe and I thought we were going out to a nice dinner. I had no idea she’d be there. We were just as surprised as you were to see her sitting at the bar.

During our talk, I tried to act like a lady. I don’t come at anyone guns blazing. That’s not how you get anywhere in life. Penny was pretty open with us about who she’d been talking to about me, but she is hardly a reliable source. As you can see I was very skeptical about her. I asked my questions and she gave me her answers. Whether those answers were just another flat out lie, we didn’t know. There was Penny’s side and Teresa’s side. The truth was probably somewhere in the middle.   NOTE:  The word “lady” is synonymous with MeGo… **cough, cough**

Penny’s news that night wasn’t earth-shattering for Joe and me. When I decided I was going to let go of the past issues with Teresa, I pretty much knew what I was moving on from.

It all comes out in good time in the upcoming episodes. Keep watching to see how everything plays out.

Here’s a link to the finished version of “Never Let Me Go”. I’m so happy with how it turned out. I absolutely love this song!   NOTE:  Would rather listen to and watch the Orlando version!  Unfortunately, ClearChannel issued “take down” notices!!

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And finally, Love Italian Style will officially hit bookshelves everywhere tomorrow! I can’t believe it’s actually here. I will be doing book signings every night for the next few weeks. I’m coming to Mendham, Northvale, Freehold, Ridgewood, Glassboro, Atlantic City, Toms River, Penns Grove, Franklin Lakes, and Pemberton in New Jersey; Staten Island, Brooklyn, and Huntington in New York; Bethlehem and Skytop in Pennsylvania; and Mohegan Sun in Connecticut. I hope to see you at one of them!

To see my whole schedule go to: melissagorga.com/live. Follow me on TwitterFacebook, and Instagram.

XOXO,

Melissa

Next RHONJ…

MANZOID BRAVO BLOG…

NOTE:  Kinda amazing dat DonCaro is takin’ the time out to write ANYTHING… she should be scouring the intrawebby for her friends!

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Hello and happy Sunday! Summer is officially over, everyone is in work mode, the kids are back to school, and fall is in the air. I love it!

We’re finally back from Arizona, and everyone is getting back to work. Teresa has a new food line, Melissa took her singing career to another level, Kathy’s cannoli make their way into New York City, and Jacqueline conquers her fear of public speaking while raising Autism awareness. As for me, all you got to see was me suffering from another migraine. One of these days I hope to finally be rid of them! I’ve had them since I was eight years old. I think I deserve to be migraine free at this point in my life, keeping my fingers crossed.   NOTE:  DonCaro is a dolt.  Imitrex now comes in pill form.  However, it is important to find the reason for the migraines… and DonCaro simply follows those reasons around!

I enjoyed watching all of the husbands support their wives in their endeavors. They were cute, weren’t they? Joe Giudice proudly showed the two mom’s Teresa’s showroom, Joe Gorga praised Melissa’s talent to her new manager, Richie was running around in circles trying to get Kathy to Dylan’s on time, Chris gave Jacqueline hugs and pep talks right up to the very minute she spoke, and even my Albert made sure I was comfortable with a back rub and an ice pack for my headache. They drive us crazy, but when we need them, they’re right by our sides, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.   NOTE:  Oh, they were so cute… BLEEEECH!!

The conversation between Rosie and Joe was unbelievable. Is it just me or are those two hilarious together? I’m thrilled to know that Rosie took her lessons from Mirival home with her and applied them to her everyday life. Arizona was a life changing experience for her and listening to Rosie tell Joe that she is finally comfortable in her own skin was awesome. Now if someone would just tell them that Joe does not have eggs, all will be right with the world.

All in all I think we finally managed to have a positive episode with everyone moving forward with good intentions. It wasn’t perfect, there were a couple of little bumps, but I’m choosing to ignore them for now. I’ve decided to take the glass is half full approach with this group.

As always, I thank you so much for watching. I’ll see you all next week!

P.S. Check out my new website www.carolinemanzo.com and don’t forget to listen to our Manzo family weekly podcast on iTunes! “Let Me Tell You Something” is free and fun!
 Follow us all on Twitter @carolinemanzo, @albiemanzo, @laurenmanzo, @chris_manzo, @cafface, @littletownnj, @blkbeverages, @thebrownstonenj. 
Last but not least big hugs to those who bought my book Let Me Tell You Something, it means the world to me! Xoxo.

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MELISSA GORGA: MeGo’s BravoBlog…Moved To Franklin Lakes… Buy My BOOK!!

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Bravo… Hi, everyone! We finally moved to Franklin Lakes. I feel like I have been unpacking for days. I can’t rest until every single thing is in place. The kids were so nervous to start their first day at a … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA, JOE GORGA: MeGo “Finds” Text Messages On JMG’s Phone…Break Up To Make Up?.. OR… Just Breakin’ Up For A Story Line?… JoeyMarco Gorga And The Australian Escort…

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Does da Gorga’s “Love, Italian Style” marriage include some potential break-up drama? The NationalEnquirer says that “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” star Melissa Gorga  stormed out on her husband Joe after she found out he was receiving sexy texts from … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE: Tree’s “Defense Fund”… Tree Says “We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Fund!”… “Defense Fund” Called; No Answer… Maliblue Not Talkin’!!… UPDATE: This Was A Total Stunt!

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NOTE:  Waited until all the hubbub died down re the “Tree Beggin’ For Defense Fund Money” to sort out what’s REALLY goin’ on!  Here’s what transpired: **TWO DAYS AGO… a press release was issued, which was splattered everywhere… stating that … Continue reading

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: Let’s Take Another Look At Those “Damn Melissa Emails”… From TWO Years Ago!… The Source Of Numerous Items On Various HWs Sites

NOTE:  The relationship between Melissa Gorga, Penny Karagiorgis and her husband, Johnny “The Greek” Karagiorgis,  and Posche Boutique owner KimD is further explained in these emails received two years ago.  

The emails also are the source of numerous items on various Housewives sites…

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While looking for something else, came upon THIS very interesting post.  

Let’s take a look back to almost a year ago… before Melissa Gorga hit the big time… before her Housewife fame hit.

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Melissa Gorga the newest Housewife on the Real Housewives of New Jersey has a lot to say about Tree, Caroline, Jackie and Kathy, but her real reason for signing on to RHONJ?  It’s all about her singing career.  (Interesting that the email sent to SH (below) that caused such a brouhaha said that Melissa’s whole intention for getting on RHONJ was to further her singing career.)

But, if Melissa is such a world-class singer, why would she go through the constant ‘heartbreak’… now there’s a drinking game… take a drink every time you see a video of the cast of RHONJ and they say ‘heartbreak’ or ‘heartbreaking’… you’ll be looking like this in a matter of minutes….of a reality TV show to get her singing showcased?

                          Did someone say ‘heartbreak’ again?

Are the rumors true that Melissa was pissed with Tree JOO-DICE for not acting like la famiglia and ‘sharing the wealth’ with Melissa and her husband, Joe during the first two seasons of RHONJ by way of introducing Melissa and Joe and allowing them some screen time?

During last season, Danielle states that it was Melissa who was feeding her information to use against Tree… not just to inflame Tree, but to also get Melissa noticed by the Bravo producers.

                           Don’t hurt my Juicy!!

According to Danielle, it was Melissa who told Danielle to bring up Tree’s nephew at the reunion, as there were problems brewing between Tree and Melissa and Melissa knew that bringing up the subject of not recognizing her nephew would really steam Tree.  Of course, there’s still that rumor out there that the nephew is not Melissa’s son, but a baby that Juicy’s ‘side’, Tara G or T, had.  Who knows?  It’s difficult to piece this relationship together.

Are both Tree and Melissa playing a huge game on RHONJ viewers?  Tree is a pretty sneaky biatch and Melissa can’t be too far behind her in that department… Melissa has been in the family for almost 10 years.

                                  Melissa is very serious about her music.  You always stand by a piano if you want your audience to think you’re serious…

So, with that in mind, here’s a scenario:   Melissa thinks she is a fantastic singer.  Tree says to Melissa that RHONJ would be a great springboard for you, but no one will watch you if all you do is sing.  There has to be a really good back story to the reason that you would participate in the show.  Melissa and Tree confer and come up with the tried and true story of competing women.  Yeah, let’s really hate each other on the show… since we know each other so well, we could really make it believable.

Melissa would only have to suffer through such ‘heartbreak’ for one season and Tree would come out of it a little bruised, but a lot of viewers would have such sympathy for her that they would want to see her back and would even buy cookbooks 3 and 4  “Sauce or Gravy” and “Cumin, Dinner’s Getting Cold:  Fast Meals if You Don’t Make it to the DinnerTable.”

After Melissa has her singing career off the ground and she’s relocated to LA, there will be a spot left open for another RHONJ… this time it might be one or two of Caroline’s estranged sisters… now that would be a show!

Melissa has a chat with HubPages and explains how she got on RHONJ and her plans… here.

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Melissa also had an interview with an Atlanta radio station… and chatted about how she overcame being the ‘new girl’ on RHONJ.  Melissa says that she, Caroline, Jackie and Kathy get along well.  Teresa just cannot stand any attention being taken away from her.   AND…  Melissa’s singing is just gonna blow everyone away!

Radio Interview…

THE FIRST “DAMN MELISSA EMAIL”…

May 11, 2011  9:54 pm

Received the following email:

“Melissa is a complete faker. Worse than Teresa b/c she never even intended to live in her “dream house.” It was a construction model her husband built, and they are staying there (illegally) until their construction loan balloon payment becomes due next year. They want to look rich for Bravo, but they plan on bailing on their house and moving to LA when it’s due next year (to pursue 31-year-old, mother of 3 Melissa’s dream of being a “pop star”).

To build their “dream house,” Joe & Melissa Gorga got a “construction loan” — meaning a short-term loan to build the property to sell it for profit to a buyer, what builders do. It’s not a mortgage. You’re not supposed to live in your own house. It’s totally scamming the system. They had the house up for sale, but when they got cast on RHONJ, they pulled it so they would look like they were rich (they are not!) Next year, Joe & Missy will have a $2 million balloon payment due! They can’t pay it and are screwed!

The proof is in the public records:

(A link to the Morris County Real Estate records was included; however, the link did not work.  I did find the information from the link and can verify its accuracy.  Actually, the balloon payment of $2.25 million is due July, 2012  Update:  Missy and Joe Gorga modified their mortgage and a balloon payment is not due in July.  Their mortgage payment will be $15,000 a month.)

http://nj.natefind.com/property/1012000494-8-pond-view-montville-nj

Tax liens on Melissa & Joe Gorga’s house: http://www.docstoc.com/docs/63027719/Paterson-Nj-Tax-Liens  (There are liens also from the fireplace installer and garage door installer totalling approximately $30,000.)

They tried to sell house, and it was removed:
This also shows that Melissa lies about how big her house it. She repeatedly says it’s a 15,000 square foot house on the show (even the previews) just so she can make it seem so much bigger than Teresa’s, but as you can see from public records, it’s only 13,000 square feet.
Melissa has been jealous of Teresa since the day they met. Melissa was a plain Jane. Teresa has been fabulous and over-the-top since high school. Look at how Melissa has transformed herself into Teresa (I attached a picture–you can find them all on the web).
Melissa copies EVERYTHING Teresa does: where she get her hair done, which pediatrician she uses, she literally follows Teresa into stores. She wears the same shoes 2 weeks later… Here’s a classic example (so Leann Rimes/Brandi Glanville!): Teresa got a hot designer dress in Vegas with a feather skirt in Sept. She twittered it. The next month, Melissa showed up at Audriana’s birthday party in the same feathered dress.
Melissa copied the way Teresa set up her Twitter name: Teresa_Giudice and Melissa_Gorga. Who does that?  NOTE:  Melissa has since changed her twitter acct to @MelissaGorga.
Melissa’s new website is black with a diamond over the “i” just like Teresa’s Fabulicious logo on her site. And producers did know about Melissa for 3 years — they interviewed everyone of the Housewives friends and family every year for new blood, and they passed on Melissa every time. Then last year, Melissa and Joey got drunk and made a tape where they parodied The Godfather, sent it to Bravo, and promised they’d humiliate Teresa on TV. Bravo bit. Teresa didn’t know anything about it until they were signed! She was completely betrayed by Melissa, her brother, and Bravo. And unlike what was reported, Teresa was stuck in a 2-more-year contract, so she couldn’t get out of it and leave the show. She tried b/c she didn’t want to expose her parents or her kids to Melissa’s fame whore nonsense.
If Teresa always hated Melissa, why is Melissa Gabriella’s godmother? It’s Melissa who can’t stand that Teresa got famous, and now she wants what Teresa has. Missy is stalker scary.  NOTE:  The sender of this email is someone close to Melissa Gorga… only her family and close friends know that she is called “Missy”…
 
PS– One of the reasons Teresa does hate Missy now is b/c Missy & Joe have an “open” marriage, and Teresa thinks it’s disgusting. Missy leaves her kids with her 2 nannies all the time to go clubbing and hook up (she’s usually with an exflame called “Butch,”) and Joe sleeps with everyone in a skirt. Joe actually had charges pressed against him for rape back in the day, but his family pressured the girl to drop the suit. Look up the court records in Patterson, NJ though… the charges were filed….”  NOTE:  A thorough search was made for any information re the “court records” pertaining to these allegations made against Joe Gorga.  Nothing was found.  Also, the sender of this email incorrectly spelled “Patterson”… it’s “Paterson” with one “t”… NJ!

THE SECOND “DAMN MELISSA EMAIL”…

NOTE:  The following email was sent to SH eight months ago… November 9, 2011.  Knowing what SH readers and viewers of the Real Housewives of New Jersey now know about Melissa Gorga, this email may reveal further information regarding Melissa Gorga and her background…. if you choose to believe the author of the email!  In attempting to get someone to own up to writing the email,  a call to the person (Penny Drossos) named in the email on November 9, 2011 was placed.  That person denies knowing anything about the email.  

After reading, you may come to your own conclusions… 

Le Chateau Allure Salon is now closed… the phone number is now “Columbos” ***The IP address is blocked… there is no name on the bottom of the email, only twitter addresses, and they deny authorship.  SO… WHO sent the email??****  

Karma Kares

jerseybboy**@gmail.com to me
show details Nov 9
Stoopid Housewives:

I have detrimental information pertaining to BRAVO’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey” franchise, specifically regarding Season 4 and Season 5 of the series. As you know, ever since Melissa Gorga came onto the scene, former friends Teresa, Jacqueline, and Caroline have been broken apart at the seams [for good this time]. As viewers and yourself will see next year, the 2011 POSCHE Fashion Show is the climax of all climaxes. I know this first-hand, as I was present and working at the show that very evening.

Had Melissa Gorga and her amateur pro-bono publicist not immediately went to the press and reality blogs, claiming Teresa Giudice and her friends tried to “set-up” Melissa – the cryptic housewife would have never ruffled the feathers of a woman who could very well be the biggest liability to Gorga’s simulated image.

The exclusive beauty director of the 2011 POSCHE Fashion Show was none other than Penny Karagiorgis, the owner of New Jersey’s full-service salon and euro spa, “La Chateau Allure.” Penny has a long history with Melissa, and knew Melissa long before her housewife days. In fact, when Melissa was casted for RHONJ, she actually called Penny [who she was not on good terms with her at the time] to boast. Penny, a well-educated former teacher turned businesswoman, was never a fan of Melissa ever since the self-proclaimed “Christian” worked as a stripper at her family-owned strip club [Looker’s Gentlemen’s Club in Elizabeth]. Melissa must have never took a moment to think about her own skeletons when she made it her mission to “…destroy Teresa Giudice…” As luck would have it, the minute filming began for Melissa she stopped speaking to anyone who knew her well, which included all of her best friends.

The reason being? Melissa has much more to worry about than her stripper past. There is a reason Teresa never liked her, but refused to “go there” on the reunion [for her brother]. One of the [many] reasons being cocaine…

However, the major difference between Teresa and Penny, is a filter. Penny is not Joe Gorga’s brother, and therefore has no reason to bite her tongue while simultaneously crying herself to sleep at night. This is evident in the recent Twitter war Penny and her husband [John] were in with Melissa and her unqualified publicist, who has since removed all of her tweets directed at the Bergen County family.

There is much more to Melissa than the Britney Spears character she tries to emulate. Joe did not meet Melissa in the romantic way of which they self-promote. Moreover, Joe Gorga was not even the man who Melissa was truly out for. In fact, the man [Mr. X] who Melissa obsessed over was a very good friend of Penny’s, who Melissa tried to strategically use to receive the approval of Mr. X and his family. That, and much more…

Any educated human being would think Melissa has some sort of psychological disorder for passive aggressively going after the one woman who knows more about her than she probably knows about herself. Maybe this is just the mentality of “Jersey rednecks.” After all, something many viewers, and especially none-New Jersey residents are not aware of, is that “Real Housewives of New Jersey” is not filmed in the area of the state where one would think the show would be filmed. Franklin Lakes, Montville, and Wayne – while all are safe, above-average communities to reside in – are certainly not [by any stretch of the imagination] the Manhattan (RHONY), Beverly Hills (RHOBH), Atlanta (RHOA), or even Orange County (RHOC) of New Jersey. In fact, Franklin Lakes is merely hanging on the border of Northern Bergen County [the wealthiest sector of the entire state].

The narcissistic Melissa and Joe Gorga may be coming after the Karagiorgis family in hopes that their bullying tactics will shut them up like it did Tre. However, this family is not stupid, nor desperate, and they know everything about Melissa from the manager who purchased her breast implants down to the hardcore drugs “Missy” and Joe Gorga used in the same party environment that their children were present in [multiple times].

The family’s twitter handles [where one can view the side of the tweet war which was not deleted] are as follow:

@PDKHair
@JohnnyTheGrk
@WillLoveInc

Pictures are enclosed as well.

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