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WHICH HOUSEWIVES’ TWEETS REQUIRE ABOVE A 4TH GRADE READING LEVEL??? Tweeting For Dummies!

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We’ve done extensive research to find which Housewife tweets smarter than that of a 4th grade reading level.  The 4th grade level… unfortunately… is the average reading level for those who use twitter! SMOG AFTER an analysis of 1 million public … Continue reading

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RHONJ Season Six, Episode One… “What A Difference A Plea Makes”… Premieres Sunday

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RHONJ Season Six, Episode One “What A Difference A Plea Makes”… premieres Sunday: Teresa Giudice and her husband, Joe, fight to keep their family intact as they embark on a very public legal battle for their freedom. Fortunately, Teresa has … Continue reading

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Da Gorgas “Scammed”… Let Loser Live In Their First “Dream” House… UPDATE: Renter Claims Gorga House Is Beaver Infested With Bad Plumbing!

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Da Gorgas are spread thin after entering into a purchase agreement with Kai Patterson who “bought”/rented their Montville marble mausoleum for the $3.8 million asking price, but is paying monthly rent, part of which will be applied toward ownership of … Continue reading

WITTY WEEKEND CAPTION WINNER!!

SH READER “SAVVY” CAME UP WITH THE WINNING CAPTION!!

RHONJ JOODICE PRISON CAPTION WINNER

 

 

“Savvy” gets a “Get Outta Jail Card”… only good on the last Tuesday of August and only in Dubuque, Iowa!  Plan your crime, accordingly, “Savvy”!!!

STOOPID Get Out of Jail Card TERESA TREE PG

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MORE GoBack Thursday!! From 2011…Missy And JoeyOrgan Eatin’ and Greetin’… Still “On Display”!… VIDEO

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FROM DECEMBER 2011…look at how far those Gorgans have come since this item from 2011!  They no longer make those crappy appearances at local spaghetti restaurants to sell MeGo’s CDs for $10! Melissa and Joe Gorga of the Real Housewives … Continue reading

RHONJ Preview: Joey’s Organ… Tree Steals Koma’s Desserts… HouseHusband Brawl

What would the RHONJ be without a scene about Joey Organ’s organ?  What would ANY Housewives show be without the fight at a dinner party?  Luckily, this dinner par-tay scene will be the last of KomaKathy and her disgusting pervert HouseHusband, RancidRichie.  BigGayRosie shows up 30 lbs lighter… maybe BGR can squeeze a spinoff about her weight loss from MissAndy.  To round things out, the HouseHusbands get into “disagreements.”  Oh yeah… James van Praagh tells Tree something that everyone already knows and  lil Gia is featured cryin’ her eyes out for her Daddy.  How much lower will Bravo stoop?   Never mind…we all know the answer.

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY!

From three years ago… June 2011:  Whatever happened to these chicks who were sitting around da Joodice house?  Are they still Tree’s BFFs??  Juicy was drinkin’ a bit and told Tree what he thought of Tree and her brother, Joey Organ… “I thought I got rid of youz”!

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GO BACK THURSDAY: Gorga’s MoneyMaking Scheme… Sheree… FEBUS

From May 2011… Da Gorga’s had their money-making scheme in place! Well, Melissa and Joe Gorga have learned their lessons well from Joe’s more-experienced-in-ripping-off-making-money from being on TV sister, Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s Teresa Giudice. After paying off tax … Continue reading

RHONJ Season Six Preview: Premiering Sunday July 13… at 8 pm

How inter-essss-ting!  To assure big ratings, the RHONJ aka “The Tree and Juicy We’re Off To Jail Farewell Tour” has taken the Sunday air date and time of ATL…

 

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THROW BACK GO BACK THURSDAY…

                                                                   $25… CASH ONLY!!! On this date in … Continue reading

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Da Gorgas… First Housewives Couple In Playboy!?!?

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  MeGo havin’ some bikini beach photos taken for her and by her in Florida.  Hope you all know by now that the paps aren’t just hangin’ around waiting for these Housewives to appear… the Housewives PAY the paps to … Continue reading

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BOOK TITLES BEING SOLD AS FOOD IN GROCERY STORES! Housewives Books Now Made Into Food!

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THOSE MORONS AT NPR  are pushin’ MORE people besides that human garbage can, Andrew Zimmern, to eat those great tasting fish heads.  Fish heads which were designated as TRASH.         NOTE:  Getting sick of all those shows featuring … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE, JOE GIUDICE: GUILTY Plea Deal Explained… Repay Money… Forfeit Property… Tree A “Minor Participant” IF Both Fully Cooperate

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Teresa and Joe Giudice formally changed their plea from “NOT Guilty” … to “GUILTY”… FOUR documents have been filed in connection with the Federal cases against Tree and Juicy.  First, is the Plea Agreement with Giuseppe Giudice a/k/a “joe Giudice”. In … Continue reading

SH “HIT AND RUN” THURSDAY: Miami Housewife TearDown… Paula Deen… BruceBrigitte Jenner… RamonaSinger… HWs Awards… MissAndy Would NOT Date DrunkOtis

FEMBOT LISA'S HOUSE… A TEAR DOWN!

FEMBOT LISA’S HOUSE… A TEAR DOWN!

EX-Housewife from Miami, FemBot Lisa Hochstein, now has something to do.  The Miami Preservation Board has given up the fight to keep the Hochstein’s historical house … the Hochsteins will be tearing down.

Pauler Deen is makin’ a comeback!  YAY, Pauler!!

Bruce Jenner’s HS photos… yes, he would make a good looking girl even back then!  KrisJenner says Bruce will be back on the Kartrashian show.  Bruce/Brigitte will be playing the nosy transgender neighbor…

As if you didn’t know… the RHOBH (except DrunkOtis and DumbJoyce) are in the new LadyGaga video.

RamoanerSinger’s Valentine’s Day plans… goin’ out with girlfriends.

Yes, Bravo now has Housewives awards.  We’ve been doin’ Housewives awards for years!  Wonder if they have the “Stoopidest Housewife” Award???  MissAndy said in 2012 that he’s the biggest SH*T stirrer and he loves gettin’ paid to do it!

There is a brand new WatchWhatCrappens Podcast!

Since Valentine’s Day is approaching, thought it only fitting to slip this in… MissAndy says that he would NOT date DrunkOtis!  After all that face lickin’ she did on MissAndy’s father…would think DrunkO would be a fav date!

FROM THE SH ARCHIVES… FEBRUARY 2013… BRANDI GLANVILLE: Let’s Take A Look At What BernieTheInsultChef Had To Say!

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While looking for something else, came across this, which was included in an item from February 13, 2013!

AdrienneMagoof’s personal chef, BernieTheInsultChef, had this to say about DrunkOtis a year ago!  Did anyone know how insightful Bernie was at the time??

YOU’RE IGNORANT AND PETTY.
YOUR HATEFUL AND SAD.
PEOPLE SEE DISINGENUOUS, NOT AWARE YOUR ROTTEN TO THE BONE; DISINTEGRATING.
THE FACT:
YOU HAVE BEEN PLACED AMONGST THE LIKES OF YOLANDA & DAVID FOSTER, CAMILLE GRAMMAR, ADRIENNE MALOOF, KYLE RICHARDS, TELEVISION ICON SUZANNE SOMMERS AND LISA TODD HAS RAISED EYEBROWS AND SUSPICION ALL OVER THE NETWORK WORLD.
YOU LIVE IN THE “SAN FERNANDO VALLEY”….
HOW DID YOU GET “CAST” ON A SHOW WHERE NO TRAILERS OR MULES ARE HITCHED?

BernieTheInsultChef had this to say BEFORE this season of the RHOBH began… July 12, 2012:

SO LETS BE REAL….THIS SEASON…
THE GLITZ & GLAMOROUS LIFESTYLES IN BEVERLY HILLS…
HAVE GONE TO THE “DOGS”.
MEAN SPIRITED AND WOMAN GRASPING AT STRAWS WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS.
ITS BECOME GHETTO & TRASHY LIKE A JERRY SPRINGER SHOW.
I FIND IT VERY EMBARRASSING…FROM “CLASS” TO “CRASS” ..
I CAN’T SAY “BRAVO” TO THIS YEARS PERFORMANCES.

NOTE:  Bernie’s words can apply to every one of the BeverlyHillbillians!!

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MELISSA GORGA: Messy Lookin’ For Sympathy… What Will Melissa Do For Her Very Ill Aunt?… Will Melissa Charge Tickets For A Benefit And Sell Her CDs…As She Did In 2011???

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Melissa Gorga’s relative is ill… she tweeted about it today and is asking for your prayers: After reading Melissa’s tweets, was thoroughly disgusted.  WHY???  Because in 2011, another of Melissa’s aunts, Lorraine Royale, was extremely ill AND financially desperate.  What … Continue reading