WHATEVER WEDNESDAY: Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s Singing Career??

Another in the “WhateverWednesday” series to find out whatever happened to MelissaGorga’s passion, her life-long quest to be a singer?  Melissa even contracted the services of the “Soul Diggaz” to led the way to the Grammys!  Melissa is so good that she had everyone in her 3×6 basement recording studio dancing to her auto-tuned song!! 

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SH WITTY WEEKEND!! MissAndy’s Lost RHONJ Reunion Questions…

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RHONJ Reunion FINALE: What’s Bobby Doin’ In The Bathroom?

On the very last RHONJ Reunion Show…thank you, Jesus; sign of the cross; kisses to the sky…the HouseHusbands take over again.  LobbyBobby and LawsuitJim reveal what really happened with the bathroom scene:

The First Responders Fiasco Explained… Let Them All Kill Each Other

The usual “I’m so tough” along with some subhuman name calling…while explaining the fiasco at the first responders party:

The Twins’ Homewrecker Story Line…

The lame “homewrecker” story line is now all cleared up…

Marchese Tweets In The Bathroom…

The subhuman New Jersey people are simple simply simple pigs…

RHONJ Reunion: JoeyOrgan Suddenly Gets Protective Of His Sister…

Does SaintZina EVER shut up??  If she has something to say, why doesn’t she say it directly to LawsuitJim instead of whispering behind his back to her sofa-mates?  JoeyOrgan gets bent out of shape after LawsuitJim reminds him that he called his own sister GARBAGE:

Behind The Scenes At The RHONJ Reunion … Producer Jacob Huddleston Is Back

Jacob Huddleston has gone full circle and is back producing the RHONJ, after his stint producing the canceled Miami franchise.  He’s asked to pick up the fig bar left on the coffee table.  If you forgot how chummy Huddleston is with certain NJ subhumans, please read THIS.  

RHONJ Reunion Preview… Part II: HouseHusbands Speak… Teresa STILL Says She Didn’t Understand Plea Agreement!

Teresa is sticking by her story that she didn’t understand her plea deal.  The ONLY part of her plea deal that she didn’t understand is how, after her guilty plea, the Judge could give her prison time!  Camber is just as vile as her HouseHusband…

RHONJ Reunion FirstLook… Part One: Melissa Hasn’t Seen Teresa Until The Reunion

Teresa blows off Melissa’s text message…SaintZina butts in to divert attention after Melissa says she called Teresa, too!  SaintZina says Teresa is such a good girl…

RHONJ Reunion FirstLook… Part Two: SaintZina Blames Show For Breaking Up Her Family! Teresa Learns A New Word!

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SaintZina explains her delay in divorcing… she uses the lame excuse that she had to get a dorm room ready.  Teresa keeps butting in on MissAndy’s questions to SaintZina.  Zina says ChineseBubbaJax is “toxic”.  MissAndy says that “you don’t want to be on a reality show with your sister-in-law”… Melissa doesn’t want to talk about Teresa, she’s sitting out this one!  Interesting, as Melissa had no problem going after Teresa in past reunion shows before Teresa was sentenced!

Teresa’s new word:  insinuating!

RHONJ Reunion: SaintZina Talks Fambly Relations…Never Met Nephew

SaintZina feels so bad for all the chilrun who understand their fambly feud…

HMMMMM… Why didn’t SaintZina go to her brother’s wedding???

 

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: RHONJ Reunion…Stripper ChineseBubbaJax … Go Scratch!

Not once during this exchange about where she and CrookedChris met, does ChineseBubbaJax ever deny that she was a GlitterGulch stripper in LasVegas!

RHONJ Reunion: Bringing Families Together

So full of hypocrisy… don’t know where to start!

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FELON FELDMAN: Says TeresaGiudice “Went Rogue”… Was Teresa’s Court Ghostwriter! Hey Teresa… Call Martha!

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NOTE:  It is very clear that neither Bravo nor Teresa wanted to be associated with FelonFeldman… her face was blurred out.  It is also very clear that FelonFeldman is doing all this talking to save face! THIS is another of … Continue reading

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MelissaGorga Full Of BS BravoBlog… Says Viewers “See It All”… But Wants Privacy… Starting “Charity”!!

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Hi My Bravo Family,‎  STILL NO “HI LOVERS!”  I say family because I really feel like we are and that all the viewers really do know us now. We’ve been through so much together throughout the years. It’s not always … Continue reading

How The RHONJ REALLY Feel…

In stark contrast to all the phony baloney tears and sympathy now being shed and shown by the NJ Housewives toward Teresa, here’s how they REALLY felt…

THE RHONJ: A Tour de Force of Their Anguished English…

In yet another display of their intellectualism, the RHONJ manage to mangle even more of the English language as they rehearse their scenes…

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Reaction To FelonTeresa’s Sentence… Sobbing, No Tears!

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Those brilliant sound effects technician people at Bravo threw in some major sobbing for ChineseBubbaJax!  Watch as she breaks down after hearing that Teresa will be spending time in the clink… but, no tears!!

FIRST LOOK AT RHONJ REUNION SHOW: TeresaGiudice Walks Off… Says It’s Her Last Reunion Show

The HouseHusbands even have to muck up the reunion shows… what, no BigGayRosie?  Lovely Bride of Frankenstein hair on SaintZina!  Melissa calls out SaintZina on her “family” values…

Will VictoriaGotti crash the reunion show waving the “truthful” results from her polygraph test??

RHONJ First Look: Teresa/Melissa’s Fake Friendship; SaintZina’s “Charity”

Teresa goes to court… and her PrisonPrepper’s face is blurred out!!  The newly-kind-to-Teresa-Melissa pays a morning visit to the Giudice house, bringing coffee and kids.  The kids are told to “stick by each other no matter what”… totally disingenuous coming from these two!   SaintZina starts arrangements for her “charity”…

 

RHONJ First Look II: SaintZina’s “Charity”; Camber Cuts Her Hair; More Tears For FelonTeresa

More chit-chat about SaintZina’s “charity”… Camber cuts her hair…and more sobbing over FelonTeresa’s sentence:

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY… MelissaGorga In A Fat Suit! Scares The Crap Outta Her Kids…

From October 2011:  FAT SUIT MELISSA!

Teresa And Joe Giudice Walk Into Court … Opinions Overflow!

RHONJ Preview:  Everyone has an opinion re the Giudices… RancidRichie and KomaKathy look especially sympathetic!  Noticeably absent from commenting on the Giudices are ChineseBubbaJax and CrookedChris…

How YOU Can Be Just Like The RHONJ …

The low-IQ subhumans of New Jersey think very highly of themselves.  The most laughable of this crew is SaintZina who gives “sex” tips.  Did SaintZina get her “advice” from interactions with Tommy or from listening to 50ShadesOfGrey on a continuous audiobook loop?