MessyG “Starring” At “LasVegas-Style” Club… In Connecticut!

MessyG got herself a brand new bag gig and she’s putting out the word a month in advance!!  In addition to selling her junky jewelry on HSN, Messy will appear at a LasVegas-style nightclub in Connecticut!!

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NOTE:  If MessyG had 1/1000000 of the talent found under JamesBrown’s fingernails, she actually could play… COWBELL!


(Thanks “anon”!!!)

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The MessyG/ChineseBubbaJax “Mystery Source” Weak Link

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These chicks will do ANYTHING to stay relevant in the hopes of keeping their jobs.  According to ANOTHER “insider” mystery source item, MessyG is forging a friendship with ChineseBubbaJax.  Depending on which way the casting for the RHONJ goes, MessyG has … Continue reading

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JUICYJOE: HIs Astonishingly Reckless Driving Record… “I would drive anyway even if I didn’t have a [expletive] license.”

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By the numbers, JoeGiudice was ticketed: Eight times for speeding. Five times each for driving a vehicle with a suspended license, for failing to observe a traffic control device, for unsafe operation of a vehicle and for improper passing or … Continue reading

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TREE JOODICE: Sending Hate Mail To Brother JoeyOrgan From Danbury!

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Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in… … back into TreeJoodice’s BS, a day before “If It’s Tuesday, It Must Be Teresa”! A source close to The Real Housewives of New Jersey star tells ROL that … Continue reading

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“ROMO” will receive the first copy of MissyG’s next book!  FinePrint:  Missy ran out of money for a ghostwriter.  Missy is still looking up words to use in the first sentence of her book.  Projected release date for MissyG’s book is August, 2028.

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GUESS THE DRIVER!! Who’s Drivin’ MissJuicy??

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MissJuicy was out and about in Montville wearing his snazzy grey velour track suit. There were lots of photos taken of him, but the most important photo… showing who’s behind the wheel… was not taken!!   Cross JoeyOrgan and his … Continue reading

Is MissyG Taking Over Tree’s Food Business?

Is MissyG trying to fill the vacancy left by Tree by selling food?  Will MissyG’s next step be selling ravioli??

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There are already paid PR people “begging” to buy it!!

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And others who are suspicious…

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(Thanks “romo”!!!)

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FRIEND OF GORGA’S EMPORIO MOTORS UPDATE: Bobby Kahn Brother Arrested, Held On $1 Million Bail… Bobby Still A Fugitive

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From CliffviewPilot: The brother of fugitive Afzal “Bobby” Khan, a former Ramsey luxury car dealer wanted by federal authorities for defrauding dozens of customers and lenders, was being held on $1 million bail in the Bergen County jail following his … Continue reading

JOE JOODICE DRIVING DILEMMA SOLVED!!

It’s a win-win situation … JoeyOrgan “Drivin’ Miss Juicy”!!

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GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY! Missy’s Music “Career”!

Missy says that her music career is not just for fun … or a novelty!  Missy also says that her ‘fans’ are begging her to do a clothing line!  

NOTE:  The next time Missy is begging tweeters to ask questions, ask her about her singing “career”!

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AND… an extra added bonus!  Watch Missy chew gum!!  A soundless symphony of lip-smacking cracks and pops better left to the imagination!

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MissyG On BMB: Tried To Push Jewelry; Asked About FELONTree! … Missy Can’t Spell Braciole… Missy LIED!! Jewelry Made In CHINA, Not NYC!

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MissyGorga was on VH1’s BigMorningBuzz trying to push her junky jewelry yesterday, and as usual, the topic of FELONTeresa was broached by NickLachey.  (Nick is a surprisingly excellent interviewer!)  And, as usual, Missy has those lines about FELONTree memorized… Missy … Continue reading

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Missy Forced To Talk About Tree As She Tries To Push Her Crappy Jewelry! AND… Asked For ID To Drink?!?

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BEFORE getting to Missy…does she really think that she was asked for ID because the bartender thought she was under 21???  Is she that dumb that she doesn’t know about bartenders complimenting age for bigger tips?? NOTE:  Before a guest … Continue reading

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THE TOTAL BS HOUSEWIFE STORY OF THE DAY! MissyGorga Makin’ Big Bucks For RHONJ Comeback… Says “Mystery” Source!

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From the always reliable ROL… and those “mystery” sources!! “Bravo producers have decided the show must go on while Teresa Giudice sits in jail and her estranged sister-in-law is going to benefit from her lock up: RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… Weekend Edition!

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MissyGorga is really pushing her stuff!   Someone is begging Missy to “write” another book!   And, not to be outdone by any dog-loving Housewife, Missy got herself one! Promise for a brighter day coming our way #SpringTime #HopefulAndDetermined #LymeDiseaseChallenge … Continue reading

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Did Gorgas “Suggest” Homewrecker Traci Barber For RHONJ? WATCH Appearance Of Gorgas With TikiBarber And New Pregnant Wife On 2013 BFrankel Show…

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From the 2013 SH archives! It’s JoeyOrgan telling BFrankel that he doesn’t change diapers… but, Missy explains that JoeyO makes up for the dislike for diaper changing in so many other ways. And, look who’s also there… newly pregnant Traci … Continue reading

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To JoeyOrgan’s Secretary?

There is some excruciatingly bad acting by MissyG as she questions JoeyOrgan about his “secretary”!  Whatever happened to JoeyOrgan’s secretary… and his business… and his office?

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MissyGorga on WWHL last night giving an update on how it’s all going for her… and JoeyOrgan…and Tree… and JuicyJoe.  Missy shared nothing which was not already known… per Bravo/MissAndy’s rules and regulations.  MissAndy failed to question Missy on what she’ll be doing after she gets da BravoBoot…

Missy And BigDummyC Play MissAndy’s Housewife Game…

What the hell happened to BigDummyCynthia Bailey’s face??  

Who are BigDummyC and Missy most jealous of?  Why, the RHOBH, of course… but, just for the weather!! Missy wouldn’t mind trading in JoeyOrgan for MO-ritz-eo and BigDummyC chooses KingD.  Missy goes for CountlessLuAnnie as the Housewife with the HIGHEST IQ! 

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SH “HIT AND RUN” All The Tweets… From The Week! Special “Thanks” To LisaVanderpump!

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MissAndy knows the productions schedule and knew the day/time for the coffee shop shoot… he could have taken Sean with him!!  SeanAvery STILL hasn’t married his “fiancee” HilaryRhoda!  Sean was last seen signing autographs at RiteAid! KYLE RICHARDS… TEEN MODEL … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM: Who’s The Cheating NJ HouseHusband?

From CDAN:

He would never leave her because he likes the fame too much…

…but this husband of a NJ Housewife is having sex almost daily with a woman he met at the gym.

The woman is starting to talk to more and more people about it.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

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WHATEVER WEDNESDAY… Whatever Happened To “Sexy” MelissaGorga Posing For Record Covers?

EVERYONE WANTS SEXY MISSY… BUT, SHE’S JOEY ORGAN’S!!

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s “Singing” Career?

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We took a brief respite from asking “Whatever Happened To Melissa Gorga’s Fabulous Singing Career”… but, the question STILL haunts us.  How could Missy, who has a burning desire to share with the entire world her life’s passion… the passion which has been on display since her daddy perched her on a coffee table and made her perform… SUDDENLY and with NO warning, not even warning her rabid fans, just STOP lip synching singing???   Missy says that her fans have stuck with her and she wants to continue to stick with her fans in the talking segment of this not-even-lip-synching “performance” at “Red, Hot And Blue 2013″!  Did JohnnyWright drop Missy from his big-star stable of vocalists??  Did Missy fail to pay her backup dancers? Did JoeyOrgan decide to spend the last few dollars the Gorgas had on black hairspray paint instead of repairing the beaver-gnawed basement recording studio??  We wanna know!!!

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“Jeanne” will receive a personal tour of the brand new FranklinLakes marble mausoleum custom built by JoeyOrgan’s bare hands!!  FinePrint:  Your personal tour includes being locked in JoeyOrgan’s liberry room where you will be forced to watch a live performance by Missy lipsynching singing “OnDisplay”… 

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… Items That We Don’t Care About

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The Housewives items which all get 9983746635534 Kens…   LawsuitJim takes his whining about FELONTeresa to the NYDailyNews… where he is STILL complaining about waiting for FELONTeresa and throws in a plug for his wife’s new fitness business.   SHUT … Continue reading