MelissaGorga At Her JerseyShore House…Tree’s Kids Not There! Smiles While Items Confiscated…

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Are those Tree’s things being confiscated for auction??  Tree’s shore house auction has been postponed until July…

(Thanks “GetOut”!!)

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To MeGo’s Singing Career? See Her New Boobs!!

LOOK AT MY NEW BOOBS!!

LOOK AT MY NEW BOOBS!!

In honor and reverence to MeGo’s new boobs, we’re taking a look back the “accidental” discovery of her voice for WhateverWednesday!!   See MeGo’s original nose and her original boobs … from 2011:

(Thanks “romo” and “cmhr”!!)

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IF IT’S TUESDAY IT MUST BE TERESA!!

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Tree is not a grudge holder! Let’s see if that statement is true once FELONTree is released from Danbury. So far, Tree is holding grudges against:  those dirty rotten bankruptcy trustees; the mortgage companies who gave her mortgages after SHE … Continue reading

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To Missy’s Fabulous Singing Career?

We have to know what happened!  How could MessyG have yearned for a singing career since she was a little girl singing on a coffee table to just suddenly stop singing?  We wanna know!!  In this look back, Tree’s new atty, James Leonard, makes a cameo appearance!  The SoulDiggaz tell MessyG she can sing…

MessyG “Starring” At “LasVegas-Style” Club… In Connecticut!

MessyG got herself a brand new bag gig and she’s putting out the word a month in advance!!  In addition to selling her junky jewelry on HSN, Messy will appear at a LasVegas-style nightclub in Connecticut!!

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NOTE:  If MessyG had 1/1000000 of the talent found under JamesBrown’s fingernails, she actually could play… COWBELL!


(Thanks “anon”!!!)

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The MessyG/ChineseBubbaJax “Mystery Source” Weak Link

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These chicks will do ANYTHING to stay relevant in the hopes of keeping their jobs.  According to ANOTHER “insider” mystery source item, MessyG is forging a friendship with ChineseBubbaJax.  Depending on which way the casting for the RHONJ goes, MessyG has … Continue reading

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JUICYJOE: HIs Astonishingly Reckless Driving Record… “I would drive anyway even if I didn’t have a [expletive] license.”

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By the numbers, JoeGiudice was ticketed: Eight times for speeding. Five times each for driving a vehicle with a suspended license, for failing to observe a traffic control device, for unsafe operation of a vehicle and for improper passing or … Continue reading

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TREE JOODICE: Sending Hate Mail To Brother JoeyOrgan From Danbury!

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Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in… … back into TreeJoodice’s BS, a day before “If It’s Tuesday, It Must Be Teresa”! A source close to The Real Housewives of New Jersey star tells ROL that … Continue reading

SH WITTY WEEKEND! Caption This… CAPTIONED!!

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“ROMO” will receive the first copy of MissyG’s next book!  FinePrint:  Missy ran out of money for a ghostwriter.  Missy is still looking up words to use in the first sentence of her book.  Projected release date for MissyG’s book is August, 2028.

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GUESS THE DRIVER!! Who’s Drivin’ MissJuicy??

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MissJuicy was out and about in Montville wearing his snazzy grey velour track suit. There were lots of photos taken of him, but the most important photo… showing who’s behind the wheel… was not taken!!   Cross JoeyOrgan and his … Continue reading

Is MissyG Taking Over Tree’s Food Business?

Is MissyG trying to fill the vacancy left by Tree by selling food?  Will MissyG’s next step be selling ravioli??

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There are already paid PR people “begging” to buy it!!

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And others who are suspicious…

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(Thanks “romo”!!!)

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FRIEND OF GORGA’S EMPORIO MOTORS UPDATE: Bobby Kahn Brother Arrested, Held On $1 Million Bail… Bobby Still A Fugitive

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From CliffviewPilot: The brother of fugitive Afzal “Bobby” Khan, a former Ramsey luxury car dealer wanted by federal authorities for defrauding dozens of customers and lenders, was being held on $1 million bail in the Bergen County jail following his … Continue reading

JOE JOODICE DRIVING DILEMMA SOLVED!!

It’s a win-win situation … JoeyOrgan “Drivin’ Miss Juicy”!!

GORGA CAPTIONED driving miss Juicy!

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY! Missy’s Music “Career”!

Missy says that her music career is not just for fun … or a novelty!  Missy also says that her ‘fans’ are begging her to do a clothing line!  

NOTE:  The next time Missy is begging tweeters to ask questions, ask her about her singing “career”!

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AND… an extra added bonus!  Watch Missy chew gum!!  A soundless symphony of lip-smacking cracks and pops better left to the imagination!

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MissyG On BMB: Tried To Push Jewelry; Asked About FELONTree! … Missy Can’t Spell Braciole… Missy LIED!! Jewelry Made In CHINA, Not NYC!

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MissyGorga was on VH1’s BigMorningBuzz trying to push her junky jewelry yesterday, and as usual, the topic of FELONTeresa was broached by NickLachey.  (Nick is a surprisingly excellent interviewer!)  And, as usual, Missy has those lines about FELONTree memorized… Missy … Continue reading

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Missy Forced To Talk About Tree As She Tries To Push Her Crappy Jewelry! AND… Asked For ID To Drink?!?

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BEFORE getting to Missy…does she really think that she was asked for ID because the bartender thought she was under 21???  Is she that dumb that she doesn’t know about bartenders complimenting age for bigger tips?? NOTE:  Before a guest … Continue reading

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THE TOTAL BS HOUSEWIFE STORY OF THE DAY! MissyGorga Makin’ Big Bucks For RHONJ Comeback… Says “Mystery” Source!

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From the always reliable ROL… and those “mystery” sources!! “Bravo producers have decided the show must go on while Teresa Giudice sits in jail and her estranged sister-in-law is going to benefit from her lock up: RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… Weekend Edition!

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MissyGorga is really pushing her stuff!   Someone is begging Missy to “write” another book!   And, not to be outdone by any dog-loving Housewife, Missy got herself one! Promise for a brighter day coming our way #SpringTime #HopefulAndDetermined #LymeDiseaseChallenge … Continue reading

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Did Gorgas “Suggest” Homewrecker Traci Barber For RHONJ? WATCH Appearance Of Gorgas With TikiBarber And New Pregnant Wife On 2013 BFrankel Show…

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From the 2013 SH archives! It’s JoeyOrgan telling BFrankel that he doesn’t change diapers… but, Missy explains that JoeyO makes up for the dislike for diaper changing in so many other ways. And, look who’s also there… newly pregnant Traci … Continue reading

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To JoeyOrgan’s Secretary?

There is some excruciatingly bad acting by MissyG as she questions JoeyOrgan about his “secretary”!  Whatever happened to JoeyOrgan’s secretary… and his business… and his office?

MissyGorga On WWHL…

MissyGorga on WWHL last night giving an update on how it’s all going for her… and JoeyOrgan…and Tree… and JuicyJoe.  Missy shared nothing which was not already known… per Bravo/MissAndy’s rules and regulations.  MissAndy failed to question Missy on what she’ll be doing after she gets da BravoBoot…

Missy And BigDummyC Play MissAndy’s Housewife Game…

What the hell happened to BigDummyCynthia Bailey’s face??  

Who are BigDummyC and Missy most jealous of?  Why, the RHOBH, of course… but, just for the weather!! Missy wouldn’t mind trading in JoeyOrgan for MO-ritz-eo and BigDummyC chooses KingD.  Missy goes for CountlessLuAnnie as the Housewife with the HIGHEST IQ! 

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SH “HIT AND RUN” All The Tweets… From The Week! Special “Thanks” To LisaVanderpump!

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MissAndy knows the productions schedule and knew the day/time for the coffee shop shoot… he could have taken Sean with him!!  SeanAvery STILL hasn’t married his “fiancee” HilaryRhoda!  Sean was last seen signing autographs at RiteAid! KYLE RICHARDS… TEEN MODEL … Continue reading