WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s Singing Career?

Whatever happened to MissyGorga’s pursuit of becoming a fabulous lip synching singing pop star?  In this look at her quest, she and JoeyOrgan arrive at JohnnyWright’s compound… where JoeyOrgan thinks that Missy could be MelissaGaGa:

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IT’S TERESA TUESDAY! What’s New At Danbury!

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Being barraged with the daily Teresa items is overwhelming… there’s only so much information about Tree’s new life in Danbury prison one can disseminate!  And, really, who didn’t already know some of the “exclusive” reports describing the “horrors” which Tree … Continue reading

RHONJ Return Dependent On FELONTeresa

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From TMZ:

We’ve learned Bravo is seriously considering shelving “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” until Teresa gets sprung … they think she’s THAT important to the success of the show.

Our sources say Bravo execs have been holding meetings and they’re “strongly leaning” in the direction of putting the show on ice, because without Teresa it’s boring. Bravo is worried a bad season could tank the show, and it’s just safer to wait.

This is not sitting well with the rest of the cast. Bruised egos aside, the women are pissed at the prospect of not pulling in a paycheck for more than a year. She’s serving 15 months.

Teresa, who has a conflict with virtually every other “housewife” on the show, can almost certainly use this turn of events to her financial advantage. It’s pretty basic … the more the network needs you, the more you make.

We’re giving this item a huge…

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as we’ve been saying this since the last season of the RHONJ ended.

NOTE:  Despite all the obvious PR items put out by the EX-NJ Housewives about the RHONJ returning, cast members of the last season doing their best for attention and the reports of focus groups determining the fate of the RHONJ, ONE thing is very clear:  Bravo is closely observing the affect Teresa’s stint in Danbury affects her popularity.   IF Teresa’s rabid fan base remains and/or grows, Bravo will revive the RHONJ or reward Teresa with her own show.  IF Teresa’s fan base dwindles, the RHONJ won’t return and the possibility of some type of a Joodice spinoff show is dead.  

The RHONJ has ALREADY had a disastrous season and the hopeful projections of FEBUS to bring her crew back to resuscitate the show is simply laughable.

Teresa’s “people” are doing as much as they possibly can to keep her name in the spotlight… even putting out those mystery source items…to prove to Bravo how valuable Teresa is to the network, despite her being a felon.  The direction Bravo takes totally depends on various indicators, which include responses/comments to the items re FELONTeresa.

For those totally unaware, ALL Danbury inmates are required to perform chores… even making their own beds!  

(Thanks “FLPhil”!!)  

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SH WITTY WEEKEND! Caption This… CAPTIONED!

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“Curly Q” will receive Missy’s old feather skirt from 2012 shown in photo.  FinePrint:  The skirt also comes with a semi-truck packed with unsold CD singles of “On Display”!  You must have a valid CDL to claim this prize!

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TREE’S LATEST ATTORNEY JAMES LEONARD…RHONJ SuperFan… Negotiated KomaKathy and MissyGorga’s Bravo Contracts

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From January 19, 2012… Who is “anonymous” who shelled out $10,000 to have some spaghetti with Missy, KomaKathy and RancidRichie?  The presence of “Real Housewives of New Jersey” stars Melissa Gorga and Kathy Wakile helped raise extra money at a Saturday-night fundraiser. The event … Continue reading

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First Visit To Danbury Scheduled Saturday

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“Real Housewife” turned jailbird Teresa Giudice is getting a visit from husband Joe and daughters Gia, Gabriella, Audriana and Milania on Saturday, when the family will head to Danbury Federal Prison to visit the “Real Housewives of New Jersey” star, … Continue reading

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY… Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s “Singing” Career?

Whatever happened to MelissaGorga’s life passion?  How could Missy ditch the talent she was born with? The talent which she worked so hard to showcase on the RHONJ?  How could she NOT lip sync sing after all the time and energy Bravo put into creating her pop star story line??   When will we ever get an answer!?!?!

In this 2012 meeting, JoeyOrgan says about his sexy wife:  “You have a true artist in front of you… so, whateryou gonna do wit dat?”

In additional Gorga news… as predicted, premier home builder JoeyOrgan has decided to sell his dream location in FranklinLakes.  Gorgas will be ensconced permanently in their beaver-damaged spec house!

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“LittleMissEverything” MelissaGorga Schlepping At Home Shows…

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Poor MelissaGorga!!!  Since her “singing” career has fizzled, she’s been relegated to taking any job that is willing to pay her… along with pushing her junk jewelry! Missy’s now schlepping around local HomeShows…where she’s known as “Little Miss Everything”!  Whatever … Continue reading

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How To Decide When The RHONJ Will Return… ANOTHER Total BS Item!

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NOTE:  This planted item paid for by KomaKathy! “Production is currently holding focus groups about moving forward without Teresa. They are trying to determine what the public perception was of the new cast and if any casting changes need to … Continue reading

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR: Some of These You May Have Already Seen… Some You May Not!

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These photos have been sent to SH from several readers…. so, a big “ThankYou” to SH readers “PDM” “PMG” “cybraxis” and “Jule”!!! Saving the BEST for last!!  AND… something to think about: The federal government, which has ” Tomahawk” cruise … Continue reading

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY: Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s Dream Of SuperStardom?

Another example in our continuing quest to find the answer to “Whatever happened to Melissa Gorga’s dream of being a singing superstar?”  Missy’s superstar dream may have been trampled by STATIC!!  Watch for the eye rolls…

How could Melissa just quit her life long passion? How could Melissa leave the many fans of her lip syncing singing in the dust?

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SH EXCLUSIVE!! MissAndy’s Reaction To 2015 Story Lines… Same As Last Year! He Really Lost It Seeing FEBUS!

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RHONJ Cast Jockeying For Positions! Premature Phony Feud Between FEBUS And Camber

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NOTE:  A new “report” based on those mystery “sources” at ROL.   FEBUS is jockeying for position in her old role on the RHONJ as the “FEverybodyButUS” Don of the Manzoid/CrookedLauritas fambly.   FEBUS will try anything to keep herself … Continue reading

SH “HIT AND RUN”

EX-OC Housewife, Lydia McLaughlin, who was only a HW to get some name recognition for herself and her HouseHusband’s magazine… now has a new, by appt only, mattress company!  Which of the OC Housewives will be the first to be pushing their new mattresses from Lydia??  NONE!!  Lydia isn’t dumb enough to give a $15,000 custom-made mattress away for a HW endorsement… and no OC Housewife can afford to buy one!

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MissAndy’s book must not be doing too well… he’s getting everyone and their MOTHER to tweet how much they LOVE MissAndy’s book!

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The “brilliant” LawsuitJim…

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HagfaceKyle does Christmas present humor…badly.  Look at how HagfaceKyle “rolls”… here.

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Crooks is off to another game with his brother!!  Wonder what Crooks got for his youngest child, Joey??  Crooks must be reading SH… he’s now absent from photos!  Too late, Crooks!

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Yoda does lyme face!  Don’t be fooled, it’s just Yoda with no makeup and a bad headache after listening to KingDavid pound on the piano for ten hours!

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DrunkOtis’ dream has come true.  Too bad no one will be watching!

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A warning from someone who went to the movie theater venue where MelissaGorga is hosting a NYE party.  VInnie from JerseyShore was the host last year!

I went to this nye last year the host was vinny from jersey shore he came in for 5 min and refused to take a pic with anyone or say hi and the bar is very small so to get a drink you had to avoid being pummeled by a mob of like 300 people all surrounding the bar …. But I’m sure Melissa will be very sweet and hopefully they worked out a better bar system.

If you’re interested in going to this event, where Melissa isn’t even using her vocal “talent” and has no say in working out a “better bar system”… there are more details here.

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More Housewives crap to sell… not TOO pretentious calling the collar “commemorative”!!

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“Sunday Fun day with my neighbors @officialkathywakile and @richardwakile ! Kathy made delicious homemade bread !! XOXO! #yum”

Too bad KomaKathy doesn’t have a kitchen yet and has to cook in WackyJackie’s!  RancidRichie looks like he just caught a whiff of KomaKathy’s green culinary creation.  CrookedChris looks like he’s having a breakdown…or just took a huge dose of thorazine.

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WackyJackieChan’s kid even approves…she’s beyond OBSESSED with disgusting pig RancidRichie and KomaKathy!

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BFrankel does bikini shots in Florida… she didn’t check her fake boobs before posing for the paps.

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CamilleGrammer does bikini shots in Hawaii.  Go Camille!!

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(Thanks “Dave” “Brenda” “anon” and “cybraxis”!!)

Whatever Wednesday… Whatever Happened To Melissa’s “Singing” Career???

“Bringing the party to Orlando FL!”   Says Johnny Wright…

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Where’s MelissaGorga?  

 FF to around the :28 mark…In 2011, Melissa explains her passion and “On Display”!  Missy also slams RHONY LuAnnie…

NOTE:  For anyone who thinks that Melissa is too old to participate in JohnnyWright’s PopNationTour… keep in mind that Melissa did the tour in Orlando two years ago when she was 36 (or around that age)!!

 

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SH “HIT AND RUN”

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Kevin Hart was paid $2 million to send out this tweet promoting the Denzel Washington film The Equalizer. NOTE:  Why is KevinHart’s $2 million tweet of any interest to HWs readers?  As an example of WHY the Housewives buy followers. … Continue reading

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CALLING THE GORGAS!! NJ CarDealer Friend Wanted By FBI!

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A complaint charging the owner of a Ramsey, New Jersey, auto dealership with allegedly engaging in a pattern of fraudulent activity through his business has been unsealed, U.S. Attorney Paul J. Fishman announced today.   WHY?  Because it was loaned/leased … Continue reading

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ANOTHER NO-MONEY BANKRUPT HOUSEWIFE? SH Readers Already Knew This…

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OK! Magazine is reporting that Joe and Melissa may be following Joe and Teresa Giudice’s into bankruptcy and prison if they don’t shape up their finances quick. According to “a source” that spoke to the magazine, the couple owes everybody money. … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”: CATCHING UP… With MeGo And KomaKathy! KomaK Selling Her Books In Beauty Salons!

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    MelissaGorga explains her house situation.  The FranklinLakes house is still being built, but as an “investment”… KomaKathy is desperate for anyone to buy her cookbook… she’s now stopping in beauty salons to sell her pre-signed dessert books!  NOTE: … Continue reading

Another Christmas Memory From The New Jersey Crew!!

AAAHHHH…. the good old days!!!  Christmas at the Joodices was brought up at the RHONJ reunion show.  Melissa says that Juicy called her “raccoon eyes” and Tree says Juicy wasn’t talking about Melissa (which he WAS), but he was talking about KomaKathy!!

JoeyOrgan Agreed To Buy Stock AND Produce Documentary For House Squatter!

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The Gorga’s house squatter says that JoeyOrgan was going to help produce a documentary… after he buys up stock in the squatter’s company!!

“For the record, Mr. Gorga wanted stock in my company because he agreed to assist in the production of documentary related to child support in American, and he represented he has a family member who is owed child support.”

NOTE:  There are so many holes in this one sentence that a toothless beaver could glide right through it!    

MelissaGorga Too Cheap For New Dress… New Year’s Eve Venue Half-Assed!

Melissa’s wearing the same dress, same hair for her NewYear’s Eve promo as her photos for her past appearances.  Melissa’s been wearing the same dress for two years!  Can’t JoeyOrgan buy her a new dress??  Are they that broke?

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I’LL BE BRINGIN’ JOEY ORGAN WITH ME… AND DON’T FORGET TO BRING CASH!!

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“Enjoy a 5 hour premium open bar as you saunter through the enormous party castle. When you’re all fueled up, get ready to throw your hands up in the air to the sounds of a live performance from a world renowned DJ… more HERE!”

Melissa isn’t even lip syncing singing at the AMC NewYear’sEve party… maybe because it’s a half-assed movie theater venue!!! 

Whatever Wednesday! Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s Singing Dream?

In our continuing quest to find the answer to “Whatever happened to Melissa Gorga’s dream of being a singing superstar?”… we present another example of Melissa’s angelic crystal clear voice:

How could Melissa just quit her life long passion?  How could Melissa leave the many fans of her lip syncing singing in the dust?