BLIND ITEM: Who’s The Cheating NJ HouseHusband?

From CDAN:

He would never leave her because he likes the fame too much…

…but this husband of a NJ Housewife is having sex almost daily with a woman he met at the gym.

The woman is starting to talk to more and more people about it.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

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WHATEVER WEDNESDAY… Whatever Happened To “Sexy” MelissaGorga Posing For Record Covers?

EVERYONE WANTS SEXY MISSY… BUT, SHE’S JOEY ORGAN’S!!

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s “Singing” Career?

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We took a brief respite from asking “Whatever Happened To Melissa Gorga’s Fabulous Singing Career”… but, the question STILL haunts us.  How could Missy, who has a burning desire to share with the entire world her life’s passion… the passion which has been on display since her daddy perched her on a coffee table and made her perform… SUDDENLY and with NO warning, not even warning her rabid fans, just STOP lip synching singing???   Missy says that her fans have stuck with her and she wants to continue to stick with her fans in the talking segment of this not-even-lip-synching “performance” at “Red, Hot And Blue 2013″!  Did JohnnyWright drop Missy from his big-star stable of vocalists??  Did Missy fail to pay her backup dancers? Did JoeyOrgan decide to spend the last few dollars the Gorgas had on black hairspray paint instead of repairing the beaver-gnawed basement recording studio??  We wanna know!!!

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“Jeanne” will receive a personal tour of the brand new FranklinLakes marble mausoleum custom built by JoeyOrgan’s bare hands!!  FinePrint:  Your personal tour includes being locked in JoeyOrgan’s liberry room where you will be forced to watch a live performance by Missy lipsynching singing “OnDisplay”… 

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… Items That We Don’t Care About

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The Housewives items which all get 9983746635534 Kens…   LawsuitJim takes his whining about FELONTeresa to the NYDailyNews… where he is STILL complaining about waiting for FELONTeresa and throws in a plug for his wife’s new fitness business.   SHUT … Continue reading

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To These NJ HouseHusband’s? AND… The “Sexy” Gorgas??

Are they still pushing SizzleTans?   OR… have all of their “career” opportunities dried up since their Housewife wives are swirling the drain fast?

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AND… we really have to ask!!!  Whatever happened to the Gorga’s “we’re sexy” persona??  Gorga’s gave sex tips for marriage after their appearance on DrOZ back in September 2013.  Whatever happened to those SEXY Gorgas??

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THE PHONY CASTING CALL FOR BRAVO HOUSEWIVES!! It’s Hysterical!! Was It Written By A Housewife Ghostwriter??

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The Real Housewives on Bravo  Casting for new wives for Bravo Network TV Show “The Real Housewives”. The infamous reality television series “The Real Housewives” which airs on Bravo Television Network is looking for new housewives for a brand spanking … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM! Guess The Broke Housewife And Her Unemployable HouseHusband!

FromCDAN:

This Real Housewife couple claim they are cutting back spending.  The truth is they have no money to spend.  

Their entire income is from the show or appearances.

No one will hire the husband any longer and creditors garnish the majority of their income because he has so many loans in default.

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(Thanks “chameleon”!!!)

NOTE:   We did a RHONJ lawsuit comparison back in 2013.  Take a look at the long list of lawsuits filed against Melissa Gorga, Joe Gorga and Gorga Enterprises… HERE.

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“Jeckyll and Hyde” will receive an autographed copy of premier home builder, JoeyOrgan’s house plans for his dream home in FranklinLakes.  FinePrint: Winner must retrieve house plans from NewJersey landfill. 

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MELISSA GORGA: Looking For Atten-Shun… Taking Twitter Questions! Missy Says JoeGorga Works Real Hard!

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MissyGorga just so happened to have some time for questions!! Missy says that her new house will still be built and that JoeyOrgan really works!!  Missy didn’t say what exactly JoeyOrgan does… just that he works real hard, he’s a … Continue reading

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TALE OF TWO GORGAS! Scared/Not Showing Off… Not Scared/SHOWING Off! Which One Is It??

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The Gorgas are in the same business as the Giudices,” a source close to the couple told Radar Online. “So that’s really hitting close to home. There’s a fear: could the government come after them? Could the government be looking … Continue reading

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THE DESPERATION OF THE MARCHESES… LawsuitJim Says We Don’t Need Teresa On RHONJ

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THE DESPERATION OF CAMBER AND LAWSUITJIM… Jim Marchese Plans To Return For ‘RHONJ’ Season Seven.  Unfortunately, LawsuitJim is doing some of his own crystal ball futuristic planning and hoping that Bravo and MissAndy hears him! Camber is marching on with her … Continue reading

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The RHONJ Casting Call Has Failed… Says Mystery Source!

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  “Real Housewives of New Jersey” sent out a casting call because they decided to save the show while Teresa Giudice is in prison. According to ROL, they are not having any luck finding the right family to fill the … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES TWEETS

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WackyJackieChan is eating marshmallows and pushing KimD’s store…. HOLY COW!!  ALEXIS BELLINO WAS ON A 21-DAY FAST!! DRUNK OTIS IS AT THE DOCTOR’S!!!  AND HAS NEW BUSINESS VENTURES… LOADA IS STILL PROCEEDING WITH HER “CAN’T READ OR WRITE OR EVEN … Continue reading

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CASTING CALL FOR RHONJ…

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There’s allegedly a casting call out for the RHONJ. These casting calls never result in any actual Housewives being selected.  You can see all of Caparoula-Rich’s credits at StaffMeUP… she’s cast other Bravo shows, but no involvement with RHONJ.   “CASTING … Continue reading

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! IT’S A CLASSIC…

It’s hard to believe that MelissaGorga simply threw away all of her God-given talent when the RHONJ went on hiatus!  

Missy threw away her vocal talent, which she cultivated since a very young child, to sell bold and glamorous cheap junk jewelry… she’s now a “designer” for the Housewives “buy my stuff” channel, HSN!

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SH “HIT AND RUN”: Look Inside! Shane Keough…SkankyJo… LuAnn Crowing About RHONY… Alana Eats A Burger…KimRichards TV Show “Where’s Larry” …Mohamed Hadid Sued…Tamballs In 80’s Dance Video!

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  Jeana Keough’s son has had it selling real estate in OrangeCounty.  Sean Keough has ditched OC for bigger real estate horizons in LasVegas…and to be with his girlfriend, MissNevada. SkankyJo does more bikini shots… Speaking of SkankyJo… Mohammerhead is … Continue reading

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s Singing Career?

Whatever happened to MissyGorga’s pursuit of becoming a fabulous lip synching singing pop star?  In this look at her quest, she and JoeyOrgan arrive at JohnnyWright’s compound… where JoeyOrgan thinks that Missy could be MelissaGaGa:

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IT’S TERESA TUESDAY! What’s New At Danbury!

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Being barraged with the daily Teresa items is overwhelming… there’s only so much information about Tree’s new life in Danbury prison one can disseminate!  And, really, who didn’t already know some of the “exclusive” reports describing the “horrors” which Tree … Continue reading

RHONJ Return Dependent On FELONTeresa

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From TMZ:

We’ve learned Bravo is seriously considering shelving “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” until Teresa gets sprung … they think she’s THAT important to the success of the show.

Our sources say Bravo execs have been holding meetings and they’re “strongly leaning” in the direction of putting the show on ice, because without Teresa it’s boring. Bravo is worried a bad season could tank the show, and it’s just safer to wait.

This is not sitting well with the rest of the cast. Bruised egos aside, the women are pissed at the prospect of not pulling in a paycheck for more than a year. She’s serving 15 months.

Teresa, who has a conflict with virtually every other “housewife” on the show, can almost certainly use this turn of events to her financial advantage. It’s pretty basic … the more the network needs you, the more you make.

We’re giving this item a huge…

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as we’ve been saying this since the last season of the RHONJ ended.

NOTE:  Despite all the obvious PR items put out by the EX-NJ Housewives about the RHONJ returning, cast members of the last season doing their best for attention and the reports of focus groups determining the fate of the RHONJ, ONE thing is very clear:  Bravo is closely observing the affect Teresa’s stint in Danbury affects her popularity.   IF Teresa’s rabid fan base remains and/or grows, Bravo will revive the RHONJ or reward Teresa with her own show.  IF Teresa’s fan base dwindles, the RHONJ won’t return and the possibility of some type of a Joodice spinoff show is dead.  

The RHONJ has ALREADY had a disastrous season and the hopeful projections of FEBUS to bring her crew back to resuscitate the show is simply laughable.

Teresa’s “people” are doing as much as they possibly can to keep her name in the spotlight… even putting out those mystery source items…to prove to Bravo how valuable Teresa is to the network, despite her being a felon.  The direction Bravo takes totally depends on various indicators, which include responses/comments to the items re FELONTeresa.

For those totally unaware, ALL Danbury inmates are required to perform chores… even making their own beds!  

(Thanks “FLPhil”!!)  

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“Curly Q” will receive Missy’s old feather skirt from 2012 shown in photo.  FinePrint:  The skirt also comes with a semi-truck packed with unsold CD singles of “On Display”!  You must have a valid CDL to claim this prize!

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TREE’S LATEST ATTORNEY JAMES LEONARD…RHONJ SuperFan… Negotiated KomaKathy and MissyGorga’s Bravo Contracts

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From January 19, 2012… Who is “anonymous” who shelled out $10,000 to have some spaghetti with Missy, KomaKathy and RancidRichie?  The presence of “Real Housewives of New Jersey” stars Melissa Gorga and Kathy Wakile helped raise extra money at a Saturday-night fundraiser. The event … Continue reading

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First Visit To Danbury Scheduled Saturday

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“Real Housewife” turned jailbird Teresa Giudice is getting a visit from husband Joe and daughters Gia, Gabriella, Audriana and Milania on Saturday, when the family will head to Danbury Federal Prison to visit the “Real Housewives of New Jersey” star, … Continue reading

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY… Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s “Singing” Career?

Whatever happened to MelissaGorga’s life passion?  How could Missy ditch the talent she was born with? The talent which she worked so hard to showcase on the RHONJ?  How could she NOT lip sync sing after all the time and energy Bravo put into creating her pop star story line??   When will we ever get an answer!?!?!

In this 2012 meeting, JoeyOrgan says about his sexy wife:  “You have a true artist in front of you… so, whateryou gonna do wit dat?”

In additional Gorga news… as predicted, premier home builder JoeyOrgan has decided to sell his dream location in FranklinLakes.  Gorgas will be ensconced permanently in their beaver-damaged spec house!