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BOOK TITLES BEING SOLD AS FOOD IN GROCERY STORES! Housewives Books Now Made Into Food!

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THOSE MORONS AT NPR  are pushin’ MORE people besides that human garbage can, Andrew Zimmern, to eat those great tasting fish heads.  Fish heads which were designated as TRASH.         NOTE:  Getting sick of all those shows featuring … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE, JOE GIUDICE: GUILTY Plea Deal Explained… Repay Money… Forfeit Property… Tree A “Minor Participant” IF Both Fully Cooperate

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Teresa and Joe Giudice formally changed their plea from “NOT Guilty” … to “GUILTY”… FOUR documents have been filed in connection with the Federal cases against Tree and Juicy.  First, is the Plea Agreement with Giuseppe Giudice a/k/a “joe Giudice”. In … Continue reading

SH “HIT AND RUN” THURSDAY: Miami Housewife TearDown… Paula Deen… BruceBrigitte Jenner… RamonaSinger… HWs Awards… MissAndy Would NOT Date DrunkOtis

FEMBOT LISA'S HOUSE… A TEAR DOWN!

FEMBOT LISA’S HOUSE… A TEAR DOWN!

EX-Housewife from Miami, FemBot Lisa Hochstein, now has something to do.  The Miami Preservation Board has given up the fight to keep the Hochstein’s historical house … the Hochsteins will be tearing down.

Pauler Deen is makin’ a comeback!  YAY, Pauler!!

Bruce Jenner’s HS photos… yes, he would make a good looking girl even back then!  KrisJenner says Bruce will be back on the Kartrashian show.  Bruce/Brigitte will be playing the nosy transgender neighbor…

As if you didn’t know… the RHOBH (except DrunkOtis and DumbJoyce) are in the new LadyGaga video.

RamoanerSinger’s Valentine’s Day plans… goin’ out with girlfriends.

Yes, Bravo now has Housewives awards.  We’ve been doin’ Housewives awards for years!  Wonder if they have the “Stoopidest Housewife” Award???  MissAndy said in 2012 that he’s the biggest SH*T stirrer and he loves gettin’ paid to do it!

There is a brand new WatchWhatCrappens Podcast!

Since Valentine’s Day is approaching, thought it only fitting to slip this in… MissAndy says that he would NOT date DrunkOtis!  After all that face lickin’ she did on MissAndy’s father…would think DrunkO would be a fav date!

FROM THE SH ARCHIVES… FEBRUARY 2013… BRANDI GLANVILLE: Let’s Take A Look At What BernieTheInsultChef Had To Say!

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While looking for something else, came across this, which was included in an item from February 13, 2013!

AdrienneMagoof’s personal chef, BernieTheInsultChef, had this to say about DrunkOtis a year ago!  Did anyone know how insightful Bernie was at the time??

YOU’RE IGNORANT AND PETTY.
YOUR HATEFUL AND SAD.
PEOPLE SEE DISINGENUOUS, NOT AWARE YOUR ROTTEN TO THE BONE; DISINTEGRATING.
THE FACT:
YOU HAVE BEEN PLACED AMONGST THE LIKES OF YOLANDA & DAVID FOSTER, CAMILLE GRAMMAR, ADRIENNE MALOOF, KYLE RICHARDS, TELEVISION ICON SUZANNE SOMMERS AND LISA TODD HAS RAISED EYEBROWS AND SUSPICION ALL OVER THE NETWORK WORLD.
YOU LIVE IN THE “SAN FERNANDO VALLEY”….
HOW DID YOU GET “CAST” ON A SHOW WHERE NO TRAILERS OR MULES ARE HITCHED?

BernieTheInsultChef had this to say BEFORE this season of the RHOBH began… July 12, 2012:

SO LETS BE REAL….THIS SEASON…
THE GLITZ & GLAMOROUS LIFESTYLES IN BEVERLY HILLS…
HAVE GONE TO THE “DOGS”.
MEAN SPIRITED AND WOMAN GRASPING AT STRAWS WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS.
ITS BECOME GHETTO & TRASHY LIKE A JERRY SPRINGER SHOW.
I FIND IT VERY EMBARRASSING…FROM “CLASS” TO “CRASS” ..
I CAN’T SAY “BRAVO” TO THIS YEARS PERFORMANCES.

NOTE:  Bernie’s words can apply to every one of the BeverlyHillbillians!!

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MELISSA GORGA: Messy Lookin’ For Sympathy… What Will Melissa Do For Her Very Ill Aunt?… Will Melissa Charge Tickets For A Benefit And Sell Her CDs…As She Did In 2011???

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Melissa Gorga’s relative is ill… she tweeted about it today and is asking for your prayers: After reading Melissa’s tweets, was thoroughly disgusted.  WHY???  Because in 2011, another of Melissa’s aunts, Lorraine Royale, was extremely ill AND financially desperate.  What … Continue reading

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FROM THE SH 2012 ARCHIVES, MELISSA GORGA: MeGo Was The FIRST “Fake It ‘Til You Make It” Housewife…Said In 2012 BravoBlog…’Splains How She Got On RHONJ… And Says She and JoeyMarcoGorga Own Four or FIVE Houses! REALLY???

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NOTE:  After reading DavidRae’s article at TheAdvocate re the Atlanta Housewives who are “fakin’ it ’til they make it”… …found that it was Melissa Gorga who first admitted to bein’ a “fakin’ it” Housewife in her BravoBlog from October 2012!   … Continue reading

SH **EXCLUSIVE**!!! MELISSA GORGA… Secretly Contacted Grammy Awards For NEW Category!

BOTH Melissa and JoeyMarco Gorga secretly called the Grammy Awards offices… demanding a new category for MeGo’s “songs”!!!   After pestering the Grammy offices for weeks… 

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MELISSA AND JOE GORGA: Da Gorga’s New House…

Good grief!!   Da Gorga’s musta got themselves a gigantic raise from Bravo!

I'LL BE BUILDIN' IT ALL BY MYSELF!!

I’LL BE BUILDIN’ IT ALL BY MYSELF!!

SH **EXCLUSIVE** … MissAndy’s Special Request Of SH Readers… Which Housewives Would YOU Dump??

MissAndy wants to know!!!

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him! David Gebbia after watchin’ CreepyCarlton’s sex movies… and drinkin a case of Schlitz. Martin Genis… who always fills his home-on-wheels back … Continue reading

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SH **EXCLUSIVE** ANOTHER Sign In Front Of Tree Joodice House!! And…MORE!

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AN OC Housewife knew the owner… Sign next door to KomaKathy’s house… DrunkOtis’ house…2010… DrunkOtis’ hubbend strikes back!! FEBUS tried to get rid of them… nobody buyin’!! Crooksy ain’t kidding!! MO-Reese advertising while sellin’ real estate… Countless LuAnnie’s sign in … Continue reading

BEST OF… The Real Housewives of New Jersey

A retrospective of the best and funniest photoshopped RHONJ items!

 

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(Many thanks to SH readers “HousewifeHoe” “Maya” “Theo” “PMG” and “Jozy”!!!)

MELISSA GORGA, JOE GORGA: “I Don’t Wanna Go To Tree’s For Christmas Eve”!!!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey is filming now, so we’ll be getting the Christmas dilemma… the same one faced by JoeyMarcoGorga two seasons ago:

 

Even more bizarre… from two seasons ago… was the FEBUS crew sittin’ around talkin’ about what Tree was wearin’!!

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SH **EXCLUSIVE**!!! Top Five Torture Songs Replaced… By Housewives Tunes!… New Top Torture Song… Melissa Gorga’s “On Display”!!

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The five songs used to torture people…has been replaced! The US government was deluged with protests, led by many members of the band’s mentioned, after this “top five torture song” list was published by TIME in October 2013… just three … Continue reading