SIGNS SEEN ALL OVER TOWACO…
NOTE: The first customer? KimG is sleeping overnight in her car parked on Indian Lane!
MissAndy’s book must not be doing too well… he’s getting everyone and their MOTHER to tweet how much they LOVE MissAndy’s book!
The “brilliant” LawsuitJim…
HagfaceKyle does Christmas present humor…badly. Look at how HagfaceKyle “rolls”… here.
Crooks is off to another game with his brother!! Wonder what Crooks got for his youngest child, Joey?? Crooks must be reading SH… he’s now absent from photos! Too late, Crooks!
Yoda does lyme face! Don’t be fooled, it’s just Yoda with no makeup and a bad headache after listening to KingDavid pound on the piano for ten hours!
DrunkOtis’ dream has come true. Too bad no one will be watching!
A warning from someone who went to the movie theater venue where MelissaGorga is hosting a NYE party. VInnie from JerseyShore was the host last year!
I went to this nye last year the host was vinny from jersey shore he came in for 5 min and refused to take a pic with anyone or say hi and the bar is very small so to get a drink you had to avoid being pummeled by a mob of like 300 people all surrounding the bar …. But I’m sure Melissa will be very sweet and hopefully they worked out a better bar system.
If you’re interested in going to this event, where Melissa isn’t even using her vocal “talent” and has no say in working out a “better bar system”… there are more details here.
More Housewives crap to sell… not TOO pretentious calling the collar “commemorative”!!
“Sunday Fun day with my neighbors @officialkathywakile and @richardwakile ! Kathy made delicious homemade bread !! XOXO! #yum”
Too bad KomaKathy doesn’t have a kitchen yet and has to cook in WackyJackie’s! RancidRichie looks like he just caught a whiff of KomaKathy’s green culinary creation. CrookedChris looks like he’s having a breakdown…or just took a huge dose of thorazine.
WackyJackieChan’s kid even approves…she’s beyond OBSESSED with disgusting pig RancidRichie and KomaKathy!
BFrankel does bikini shots in Florida… she didn’t check her fake boobs before posing for the paps.
CamilleGrammer does bikini shots in Hawaii. Go Camille!!
(Thanks “Dave” “Brenda” “anon” and “cybraxis”!!)
E! News has exclusively learned that Teresa Giudice’s daughter Gia is following in her famous mother’s footsteps and filming her own reality show!
The Real Housewives of New Jersey star’s daughter is said to be in the midst of filming all about her big foray into the music industry.
“It will be all about her group, 3KT. They’ve been filming already for two months,” a source explained. So far, the footage is really fun. Once the pilot is completed, they’ll start shopping it to the networks.”
So does that mean that Teresa, who has until Jan. 5 to surrender to the court, has been filming the project as well? Not exactly…
“All the girls’ families are in it here and there. But it’s not a show about the grownups; it’s all about the girls. Everyone’s very excited about it.”
“Teresa’s thrilled but is keeping her distance. She’s really not interested in being in the spotlight right now. She wants the focus to be on Gia.”
NOTE: What will happen when Lil Gia refuses to get out of bed??
NOTE: A struggle? To get out of bed? For a 13-year-old? Add emoticons of a gun pointed at a face and that is one child who is crying out for help. This kid has taken on too much too soon… and knows too much about adult problems. LilGia has taken on responsibility which no child should shoulder and that includes being responsible for bringing in some money.
The tweet is dated December 26, the day of the girl group’s VIP concert in Freehold NJ.
“The 3KT show was great for them. Teresa, Joe and all their girls were there plus Joe’s brother and his family,” a source told E! News. “It gave everyone something happy and fun to focus on. It lifted their spirits. [Gia’s younger sister] Milania already wants to follow in her sister’s footsteps and keeps asking when she can join a girl group.” Where’s Melissa and JoeyOrgan?? Aren’t they in a “good place” with Tree and Juicy?
The festive night out came after the Giudice family celebrated a “quiet, intimate” Christmas at home with only relatives and close friends.
Presents for the girls were not over the top and completely normal. In fact, Gia received Pink by Victoria’s Secret clothing and a pair of Michael Kors sunglasses.
FF to around the 4:18 mark…
Multiple reports this week claimed that government officials descended upon Montville, N.J., to raid Joe and Teresa Giudice’s multimillion-dollar mansion — but both the U.S. Attorney’s office and Joe’s lawyer deny that any such drama went down.
“We weren’t involved in anything over there,” Matt Reilly, a spokesperson from the U.S. Attorney’s office, says of rumors that the government seized jewelry, electronics, and other valuables in an hours-long search of the Bravo stars’ property on Monday, Dec. 15.
Asked whether another arm of the government might be involved, Reilly says NO.
“We would be enforcing any forfeiture action, so if anything like that needed to be done, we would arrange for it to happen,” he explains.
“But that hasn’t happened.”
In fact, as far as Reilly knows, the Giudices are still making their required payments for restitution. “We have an asset forfeiture unit here,” he tells Us.
“I haven’t talked to them, but typically they would work out [debt repayment] with the defendants. I haven’t heard that there’s any problem with that.”
A spokeswoman for the Morris County Sheriff’s Office adds that no one there was involved or has any knowledge of the supposed raid, either. And a rep for Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa says,
“There is no truth to this story. It is 100 percent fabricated.”
Joe’s attorney, Miles Feinstein, also denies that there was any sort of raid at his client’s home. “I checked with Joe and he said there was no FBI raid,” Feinstein tells Us exclusively. “I also checked with the government and they said it didn’t happen.”
He adds: “I’ve been a criminal lawyer for a long time, and I’ve never heard of the government coming into a home with four children right before Christmas and seizing their gifts. If it did happen, I would think it was an absolutely cruel and merciless act by the U.S. government. It’s just not true.”
For WHOM exactly is Teresa making these kindergarten-level instructional cooking videos? OOPS… was that question answered within the question? What’s next for Teresa… a video making toast? Correction to FELONTeresa’s cooking advice: if you are using heavier candies in which to roll your ice cream sandwiches, do NOT use harder ice cream. Use slightly softened ice cream, roll in candies, immediately cover and put in freezer.