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TreeJoodice Cruisin’ Around Town… With JuicyJoe At The Wheel!

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Tree made sure to be the driver…last week.  NOTE:  Tree is scooping up as much cash as she can… selling her life-before-lockup to any media outlet who is willing to pay!! Teresa Guidice took time out from her last hours … Continue reading

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How To Decide When The RHONJ Will Return… ANOTHER Total BS Item!

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NOTE:  This planted item paid for by KomaKathy! “Production is currently holding focus groups about moving forward without Teresa. They are trying to determine what the public perception was of the new cast and if any casting changes need to … Continue reading

TreeJoodice Receives Special Note From BOP Danbury!

Dear Teresa: Please memorize your new name number before we see you on January 5!  

Love, Bureau of Prisons, Danbury Division

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SH EXCLUSIVE!! MissAndy’s Reaction To 2015 Story Lines… Same As Last Year! He Really Lost It Seeing FEBUS!

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RHONJ Cast Jockeying For Positions! Premature Phony Feud Between FEBUS And Camber

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NOTE:  A new “report” based on those mystery “sources” at ROL.   FEBUS is jockeying for position in her old role on the RHONJ as the “FEverybodyButUS” Don of the Manzoid/CrookedLauritas fambly.   FEBUS will try anything to keep herself … Continue reading

TRIBUTE TO BRAVO’S FIRST FELON HOUSEWIFE!

As a tribute to the very first FELON Housewife, TreeJoodice, who will be “going away” Monday, January 5, we will be presenting some of her outstanding moments!  In this first outstanding moment from July 26, 2011, TreeJoodice mentions her very favorite recipe “Deviled Shrimp over Angel Hair Pasta” for the very first time!!  This recipe is the ONLY recipe TreeJoodice has demonstrated or mentioned continuously since 2011…  as it’s the ONLY recipe which she was capable of memorizing.

Interesting that Tree states that she has not been close with her brother and that she was not close with KomaKathy… 

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EX-OC Housewife, Lydia McLaughlin, who was only a HW to get some name recognition for herself and her HouseHusband’s magazine… now has a new, by appt only, mattress company!  Which of the OC Housewives will be the first to be pushing their new mattresses from Lydia??  NONE!!  Lydia isn’t dumb enough to give a $15,000 custom-made mattress away for a HW endorsement… and no OC Housewife can afford to buy one!

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MissAndy’s book must not be doing too well… he’s getting everyone and their MOTHER to tweet how much they LOVE MissAndy’s book!

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The “brilliant” LawsuitJim…

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HagfaceKyle does Christmas present humor…badly.  Look at how HagfaceKyle “rolls”… here.

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Crooks is off to another game with his brother!!  Wonder what Crooks got for his youngest child, Joey??  Crooks must be reading SH… he’s now absent from photos!  Too late, Crooks!

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Yoda does lyme face!  Don’t be fooled, it’s just Yoda with no makeup and a bad headache after listening to KingDavid pound on the piano for ten hours!

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DrunkOtis’ dream has come true.  Too bad no one will be watching!

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A warning from someone who went to the movie theater venue where MelissaGorga is hosting a NYE party.  VInnie from JerseyShore was the host last year!

I went to this nye last year the host was vinny from jersey shore he came in for 5 min and refused to take a pic with anyone or say hi and the bar is very small so to get a drink you had to avoid being pummeled by a mob of like 300 people all surrounding the bar …. But I’m sure Melissa will be very sweet and hopefully they worked out a better bar system.

If you’re interested in going to this event, where Melissa isn’t even using her vocal “talent” and has no say in working out a “better bar system”… there are more details here.

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More Housewives crap to sell… not TOO pretentious calling the collar “commemorative”!!

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“Sunday Fun day with my neighbors @officialkathywakile and @richardwakile ! Kathy made delicious homemade bread !! XOXO! #yum”

Too bad KomaKathy doesn’t have a kitchen yet and has to cook in WackyJackie’s!  RancidRichie looks like he just caught a whiff of KomaKathy’s green culinary creation.  CrookedChris looks like he’s having a breakdown…or just took a huge dose of thorazine.

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WackyJackieChan’s kid even approves…she’s beyond OBSESSED with disgusting pig RancidRichie and KomaKathy!

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BFrankel does bikini shots in Florida… she didn’t check her fake boobs before posing for the paps.

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CamilleGrammer does bikini shots in Hawaii.  Go Camille!!

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(Thanks “Dave” “Brenda” “anon” and “cybraxis”!!)

Lil Gia Shooting “Reality” Show…

NOTE:  Don’t want to say “Toldja so”… but, TOLDJA!!  

The “reality” show has not been picked up by ANY network, or Bravo, at this point.  Will MissAndy buy a crap “reality” show based on a 13-year-old’s quest for “stardom”…OR, will the “reality” show be about a 13-year-old girl forced to “entertain” because her mother is in prison?  

The parents of these kids should be ashamed of themselves… as should the fame-seeking “manager” who cobbled this lip-synching girl group together.

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E! News has exclusively learned that Teresa Giudice’s daughter Gia is following in her famous mother’s footsteps and filming her own reality show!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey star’s daughter is said to be in the midst of filming all about her big foray into the music industry.

“It will be all about her group, 3KT. They’ve been filming already for two months,” a source explained.  So far, the footage is really fun.  Once the pilot is completed, they’ll start shopping it to the networks.”

So does that mean that Teresa, who has until Jan. 5 to surrender to the court, has been filming the project as well? Not exactly…

“All the girls’ families are in it here and there. But it’s not a show about the grownups; it’s all about the girls. Everyone’s very excited about it.”

“Teresa’s thrilled but is keeping her distance. She’s really not interested in being in the spotlight right now. She wants the focus to be on Gia.”

NOTE:  What will happen when Lil Gia refuses to get out of bed??

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Lil Gia’s Cry For Help…

gia tweet teresa juicy giaNOTE:  A struggle? To get out of bed?  For a 13-year-old?  Add emoticons of a gun pointed at a face and that is one child who is crying out for help.  This kid has taken on too much too soon… and knows too much about adult problems.  LilGia has taken on responsibility which no child should shoulder and that includes being responsible for bringing in some money.

The tweet is dated December 26, the day of the girl group’s VIP concert in Freehold NJ.

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“The 3KT show was great for them. Teresa, Joe and all their girls were there plus Joe’s brother and his family,” a source told E! News. “It gave everyone something happy and fun to focus on. It lifted their spirits. [Gia’s younger sister] Milania already wants to follow in her sister’s footsteps and keeps asking when she can join a girl group.”  Where’s Melissa and JoeyOrgan??  Aren’t they in a “good place” with Tree and Juicy?

The festive night out came after the Giudice family celebrated a “quiet, intimate” Christmas at home with only relatives and close friends.

Presents for the girls were not over the top and completely normal. In fact, Gia received Pink by Victoria’s Secret clothing and a pair of Michael Kors sunglasses.

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GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!! TreeJoodice Dawter Christmas Show On Friday In Freehold!

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NOTE:  Heard that MelissaGorga will be on stage as a backup dancer, as a surprise “guest”!! If you live near Freehold, NJ, YOU can see the GirlGroup sing this Friday… for FREE!!! BUT… if you really want to support the … Continue reading

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TreeJoodice DESPERATE!! Giving Kids To Friends!! Says Joe Unfit!! In Video, Tree Says She’s Gonna Send Them Away!

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Teresa Giudice is just days away from serving her 15-month sentence for fraud and conspiracy — but she has a more pressing matter at hand. An insider tells ‘Life & Style’ that the mother of four is panicked over the … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”

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Kevin Hart was paid $2 million to send out this tweet promoting the Denzel Washington film The Equalizer. NOTE:  Why is KevinHart’s $2 million tweet of any interest to HWs readers?  As an example of WHY the Housewives buy followers. … Continue reading

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ANOTHER NO-MONEY BANKRUPT HOUSEWIFE? SH Readers Already Knew This…

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OK! Magazine is reporting that Joe and Melissa may be following Joe and Teresa Giudice’s into bankruptcy and prison if they don’t shape up their finances quick. According to “a source” that spoke to the magazine, the couple owes everybody money. … Continue reading

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SH EXCLUSIVE! GiaGirlGroup’s Christmas Song!!

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The brilliant genius “STAN” has provided the lyrics to lil GiaJoodice’s girl group’s new Christmas song!  

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Sung to “JingleBells”…

Dashing through the snow
with the creditors in chase
“Tre” spends all the cash
at an alarming pace…

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Judge is feeling duped
all her words ignored
juicy Joe was guzzling wine
and passed out on the floor…OHHHHHH

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Prison cells, prison cells, locked up all the way -
Tre and Joe away you go ’cause now it’s time to pay – HEY -

CASH ONLY… FOR MY COMMISSARY ACCOUNT!!

Prison cells, prison cells, locked up all the way -
Tre and Joe away you go ’cause now it’s time to payyyyy….

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(Thanks “STAN”!!!!)

How The Feds REALLY Raid Homes…

THIS is how the Feds really do a raid.  One of the biggest holes in the recent fairy tale was the addition of two “parole officer” characters who accompanied the “raiding” Feds.  There is no one on parole living in the Joodice marble mausoleum, nor is there a parole system for Federal prisoners!!  The Feds don’t take “interns” along with them when they are performing their duty.  

The Feds also record their “visits”… so, there will be video available in the future of the **cough, cough** Joodice “raid.”

FF to around the 4:18 mark…

Another Christmas Memory From The New Jersey Crew!!

AAAHHHH…. the good old days!!!  Christmas at the Joodices was brought up at the RHONJ reunion show.  Melissa says that Juicy called her “raccoon eyes” and Tree says Juicy wasn’t talking about Melissa (which he WAS), but he was talking about KomaKathy!!

Teresa JuicyJoe Raid Update: Attorneys Say Not True … More From US Atty Office

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Multiple reports this week claimed that government officials descended upon Montville, N.J., to raid Joe and Teresa Giudice’s multimillion-dollar mansion — but both the U.S. Attorney’s office and Joe’s lawyer deny that any such drama went down.

“We weren’t involved in anything over there,” Matt Reilly, a spokesperson from the U.S. Attorney’s office, says of rumors that the government seized jewelry, electronics, and other valuables in an hours-long search of the Bravo stars’ property on Monday, Dec. 15.

Asked whether another arm of the government might be involved, Reilly says NO.

“We would be enforcing any forfeiture action, so if anything like that needed to be done, we would arrange for it to happen,” he explains.

“But that hasn’t happened.”

In fact, as far as Reilly knows, the Giudices are still making their required payments for restitution. “We have an asset forfeiture unit here,” he tells Us.

“I haven’t talked to them, but typically they would work out [debt repayment] with the defendants. I haven’t heard that there’s any problem with that.”

A spokeswoman for the Morris County Sheriff’s Office adds that no one there was involved or has any knowledge of the supposed raid, either. And a rep for Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa says,

“There is no truth to this story. It is 100 percent fabricated.”

Joe’s attorney, Miles Feinstein, also denies that there was any sort of raid at his client’s home. “I checked with Joe and he said there was no FBI raid,” Feinstein tells Us exclusively. “I also checked with the government and they said it didn’t happen.”

He adds: “I’ve been a criminal lawyer for a long time, and I’ve never heard of the government coming into a home with four children right before Christmas and seizing their gifts. If it did happen, I would think it was an absolutely cruel and merciless act by the U.S. government. It’s just not true.”

 

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TERESA GIUDICE: NJ US Atty Says No “Raid” “No Seizure”… JoeJoodice Atty Says NO RAID! … New Atty Has RHONJ Ties

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NOTE:  In response to the deluge of messages regarding an erroneous report of a “raid” on the Joodice house by Federal Christmas Scrooges… there are no verifiable sources for the outlandish claims of “hidden cash” and Christmas presents scooped up … Continue reading

ANOTHER TreeJoodice Fan Has Tip To SAVE Tree From Danbury Prison!

Will Tree tweet Natasha??

 “Teresa, I think you were manipulated into this plea deal, and may be able to get it reversed. Please contact me, Natasha we are on twitter together.”

NOTE:  Everyone knows that if you’re on twitter together, you are best friends!!

(Thanks “TJS”!!)

FELONTreeJoodice Makes Ice Cream SANGwiches Wit Sprinkles!

Tree makes pizzelle ice cream SANGwiches covered in sprinkles (take THAT Melissa!!) with some sloppy gloppy not-her-personal-gelato ice cream…for her four beautiful dawters because sweets are so much fun!  Sweets make you happy!! 

For WHOM exactly is Teresa making these kindergarten-level instructional cooking videos?    OOPS… was that question answered within the question?   What’s next for Teresa… a video making toast?   Correction to FELONTeresa’s cooking advice:  if you are using heavier candies in which to roll your ice cream sandwiches, do NOT use harder ice cream.  Use slightly softened ice cream, roll in candies, immediately cover and put in freezer.

(Thanks “Cindy”!!!)