“Beehappy” will receive tutelage in tomato sauce making by Juicy himself! FinePrint: TomatoSauceTutelage may be revoked at any time on an unpredictable whim of Juicy… or if the Joodice garage where sauce is to be made becomes unavailable due to the “sold” sign on the Joodice marble mausoleum. NOTE: Poor Juicy… sleeping on a pillow without a pillowcase!
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It is quite obvious that the LITTLE “begging for money” PR item by TeresaGiudice’s kid was a BIG piece of BS!! Gia’s strippers-in-training “singing” group needed $7,500 by December 12 or they weren’t going to film another of their videos! 3KT started begging … Continue reading
The brilliant genius “STAN” has provided the lyrics to lil GiaJoodice’s girl group’s new Christmas song!
Sung to “JingleBells”…
Dashing through the snow
with the creditors in chase
“Tre” spends all the cash
at an alarming pace…
Judge is feeling duped
all her words ignored
juicy Joe was guzzling wine
and passed out on the floor…OHHHHHH
Prison cells, prison cells, locked up all the way -
Tre and Joe away you go ’cause now it’s time to pay – HEY -
Prison cells, prison cells, locked up all the way -
Tre and Joe away you go ’cause now it’s time to payyyyy….
Teresa is secretly blaming her co-stars — and Internet “haters” — for the lackluster response to fundraising efforts for her daughter’s girl band.
“Teresa believes there are negative forces, including co-stars from RHONJ, that are the reason why Gia’s music video fundraising efforts have been a failure so far. Teresa says there are haters that are determined to make sure Gia’s music career goes down in flames,” a source told ROL.
“3KT loves our fans! We want to give you an awesome original Christmas music video in time for the holiday! Join us!
If Gia’s Junior Stripper Group doesn’t get $7,500 by December 12, they won’t be making their Christmas video!!! BUT… that mystery source says:
The source hinted:
“Expect Teresa to fork over the money if the Kickstarter campaign fails.”
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Another telling little tidbit from MelissaGorga’s HomeShow appearance in March 2014. At the :30 mark MeGo explains that WackyJackieChan will NOT be on this season of the RHONJ. At the 1:10 mark, MeGo states that she never met Danielle. WackyJackieChan … Continue reading
According to an “inside source” close to the wife of a cousin who use to date one of the vendors who supplied Twix bars to the Danbury commissary who told the cellmate of a Danbury prisoner who was released in 1999, there is a male prisoner serving time in Danbury for committing the crime of assault with a deadly weapon. The prisoner claims that the charges are trumped up and he never assaulted anyone with a deadly weapon! Unless throwing an XBox III at his wife after she scored higher than him counts.
Another “inside source” tells us that John “Whacky” Thrombotelli claims to have details in connection with the real identity of the person who offed Tiny Manzo and left him in the trunk of a Lincoln Continental. In a bizarre twist, Thrombotelli will only reveal the killer’s identity IF he can remain a prisoner in Danbury until January 30!
Thrombotelli is a huge fan of New Jersey Housewife, Teresa Giudice and wants to be Teresa’s private guide when she arrives at Danbury on January 5. Thrombotelli says that if his sentence is not extended, he will commit the first crime he can after he is released from Danbury… just to be back in Danbury to be one of the first Danbury inmates to greet Teresa!!
Will Thrombotelli get his wish to be Teresa’s personal guide to prison life in Danbury? Will Thrombotelli unlock the keys to the contents of that Lincoln Continental truck which was overloaded with the bloated body of a Manzo? Will Thrombotelli be released as scheduled and the killer’s identity never known? OR will Thrombotelli cut out of Danbury, commit another crime as he has threatened… only to be sentenced to 50 years… in ANOTHER PRISON!?
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Milania has been the focus of many examples highlighted by the RHONJ producers because of her inappropriateness and her advanced “vocabulary”. Milania Giudice has been the poster child of how “reality” show children should not behave. While many find Milania’s … Continue reading
Tree tells her four beautiful doorters to live life to the fullest every day!! Especially her more-mature-for-her-age-doorter, Gia! Where’s Juicy???
It’s been pointed out that Gia’s GirlGroup has already recorded their Christmas song… they are requesting $7,500 to make a VIDEO of the song. According to E!, their FIRST video was financially backed by the group’s manager and cost $5,000… not $10,000 as previously reported.
IMO, the Girls’Group begging for money is a PR stunt. What could be better than a story about a young teen whose parents will soon be banished to prison and needs financing to see her dreams come true? A real Christmas story that tugs at the heart!
A much better and more palatable end for this Christmas begging story would be that either Gia’s Godfather, JoeyOrgan, or Tree’s BFF, SaintZina cough up the $5,000. If neither of these fabulously wealthy NJ cast members has the entire $5,000, certainly they could each find $2,500 each!
Didn’t JoeyOrgan just dump millions into his latest entrepreneurial garbage venture? And more millions for his new house?
Hasn’t SaintZina been raking in the big bucks from selling those wedding planning certificates… and from mentioning products via twitter, facebook and instagram?
Certainly those NJ subhumans could come up with a heart rendering win-win solution for everyone involved. Their petty cash infusion would not only show their support for Tree’s kid, but would save Tree’s kid from the embarrassment of begging strangers for money!
NOTE: They could save major $$$$$ by using Melissa’s basement recording studio for their next song… if it hasn’t been totally destroyed by beavers!!
If this is the behavior of the Joodice kids when the cameras are there, imagine their behavior when the cameras are gone! Milania, in particular, has many issues… anger among them. The child is craving attention.
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NOTE: We’ve been awaiting the video of Gia’s girl group interviewed by AccessHollywood. The interview must have been so awful that AccessHollywood has only released the following. Teresa Giudice’s daughter Gia is breaking into the music world and Access … Continue reading
On the next RHOA, Apollo seeks counsel from the official RHOA divorce attorney… while Phaedra watches their kids in the pool. For some reason, Phaedra just isn’t believable. Watch for a Phaedra’s upcoming Bravo spinoff… “How I’m Living Single With Two Kids.” And Juicy’s Bravo spinoff… “How I’m Living Single With FOUR Beautiful Daughters.”
Those “highly educated” Bravo people are soooo intelligent.
MissAndy writes about an interview he did with the Giudices when they were charged with 39 counts…
September 22, 2013:
“It was like pulling teeth. They are either very un-introspective or in complete denial. Or both.”
“I said, ‘So … you guys are facing fifty years in prison, and they were like, ‘Is it fifty years? We thought it was a hundred. Is it fifty years both or just one or …'” he continued. “So that’s something they are going to want to clarify with their attorneys.”