NOTE To All SH Readers…

The Joodices still have designated appointments with the US Bureau of Prisons!

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How The Feds REALLY Raid Homes…

THIS is how the Feds really do a raid.  One of the biggest holes in the recent fairy tale was the addition of two “parole officer” characters who accompanied the “raiding” Feds.  There is no one on parole living in the Joodice marble mausoleum, nor is there a parole system for Federal prisoners!!  The Feds don’t take “interns” along with them when they are performing their duty.  

The Feds also record their “visits”… so, there will be video available in the future of the **cough, cough** Joodice “raid.”

FF to around the 4:18 mark…

Another Christmas Memory From The New Jersey Crew!!

AAAHHHH…. the good old days!!!  Christmas at the Joodices was brought up at the RHONJ reunion show.  Melissa says that Juicy called her “raccoon eyes” and Tree says Juicy wasn’t talking about Melissa (which he WAS), but he was talking about KomaKathy!!

Teresa JuicyJoe Raid Update: Attorneys Say Not True … More From US Atty Office

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Multiple reports this week claimed that government officials descended upon Montville, N.J., to raid Joe and Teresa Giudice’s multimillion-dollar mansion — but both the U.S. Attorney’s office and Joe’s lawyer deny that any such drama went down.

“We weren’t involved in anything over there,” Matt Reilly, a spokesperson from the U.S. Attorney’s office, says of rumors that the government seized jewelry, electronics, and other valuables in an hours-long search of the Bravo stars’ property on Monday, Dec. 15.

Asked whether another arm of the government might be involved, Reilly says NO.

“We would be enforcing any forfeiture action, so if anything like that needed to be done, we would arrange for it to happen,” he explains.

“But that hasn’t happened.”

In fact, as far as Reilly knows, the Giudices are still making their required payments for restitution. “We have an asset forfeiture unit here,” he tells Us.

“I haven’t talked to them, but typically they would work out [debt repayment] with the defendants. I haven’t heard that there’s any problem with that.”

A spokeswoman for the Morris County Sheriff’s Office adds that no one there was involved or has any knowledge of the supposed raid, either. And a rep for Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa says,

“There is no truth to this story. It is 100 percent fabricated.”

Joe’s attorney, Miles Feinstein, also denies that there was any sort of raid at his client’s home. “I checked with Joe and he said there was no FBI raid,” Feinstein tells Us exclusively. “I also checked with the government and they said it didn’t happen.”

He adds: “I’ve been a criminal lawyer for a long time, and I’ve never heard of the government coming into a home with four children right before Christmas and seizing their gifts. If it did happen, I would think it was an absolutely cruel and merciless act by the U.S. government. It’s just not true.”

 

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TERESA GIUDICE: NJ US Atty Says No “Raid” “No Seizure”… JoeJoodice Atty Says NO RAID! … New Atty Has RHONJ Ties

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NOTE:  In response to the deluge of messages regarding an erroneous report of a “raid” on the Joodice house by Federal Christmas Scrooges… there are no verifiable sources for the outlandish claims of “hidden cash” and Christmas presents scooped up … Continue reading

ANOTHER TreeJoodice Fan Has Tip To SAVE Tree From Danbury Prison!

Will Tree tweet Natasha??

 “Teresa, I think you were manipulated into this plea deal, and may be able to get it reversed. Please contact me, Natasha we are on twitter together.”

NOTE:  Everyone knows that if you’re on twitter together, you are best friends!!

(Thanks “TJS”!!)

FELONTreeJoodice Makes Ice Cream SANGwiches Wit Sprinkles!

Tree makes pizzelle ice cream SANGwiches covered in sprinkles (take THAT Melissa!!) with some sloppy gloppy not-her-personal-gelato ice cream…for her four beautiful dawters because sweets are so much fun!  Sweets make you happy!! 

For WHOM exactly is Teresa making these kindergarten-level instructional cooking videos?    OOPS… was that question answered within the question?   What’s next for Teresa… a video making toast?   Correction to FELONTeresa’s cooking advice:  if you are using heavier candies in which to roll your ice cream sandwiches, do NOT use harder ice cream.  Use slightly softened ice cream, roll in candies, immediately cover and put in freezer.

(Thanks “Cindy”!!!)

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FELONFeldman Cashing In On FELONTreeJoodice

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   Teresa Giudice isn’t too pleased about the deal for a tell-all book that could further damage her reputation. Her former crisis manager, Wendy Feldman, has turned on the Real Housewives of New Jersey star by announcing plans to talk … Continue reading

SH “Hit And Run”…

A MamaJune Sex Tape…

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WILL TAMBALLS GET THE NEXT OFFER??

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GEORGE CLOONEY’S WIFE PICKED BY OLDBAT BARBARA AS MOST FASCINATING.  Prediction:  Watch for George to come back to the US to run for office… probably in California… now that he has a “respectable” wife.

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Tamballs Throws Baby Shower…

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MELISSA GORGA TRYING TO MOLD A NEW PERSONA… Now Appearing At Science Centers!

Melissa Gorga of Toms River, who has appeared on the RHONJ Bravo reality show, headed to the Liberty Science Center in Jersey City on Saturday to host an event with parenting bloggers.

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PETE GIUDICE’S WIFE, SHEILA, SAYS SHUT UP… AND STOP IT!!  Sheila is absolutely correct!!

TERESA PETE SHEILA TERESA PETE SHEILA COVER

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We hear from the Gorga’s BeaverHouse Squatter!!!

“First of all, there are numerous parents we provide services that custodial parents need and cannot afford to receive enforcement orders to collect their unpaid child support. We provide parents with lawyers, for 13 payments of $30 and investigative services to find noncustodial parents. Without the investigative services and an affidavit to confirm a noncustodial parent lives at their locations, millions of custodial parents can even acquire a court date.

Are you alleging the attorneys we contract are also scamming clients? Check out the Lionel Ridenour Story (See: ). We were able to fined Mr. Ridenour, obtain an arrest warrant and force him to begin paying the more than $260,000 he owed in child support arrears. The only reason I am using this story to disprove your false allegations is we have a release form the our client to release the story. We also give our program to indigent custodial parents at no cost, so not only do I fined your allegations misleading, they are a result of you failing to do any research into the problems of custodial parents collecting child support in America, which Joe Gorga knows all to well.

For the record, Mr. Gorga wanted stock in my company because he agreed to assist in the production of documentary related to child support in American, and he represented he has a family member who is owed child support.”

NOTE:  Anyone owed child support can represent themselves “pro se” in the Family Division of their County Court.  Family Court WILL find the scofflaw… if he/she is employed!  Many owing child support skip out and find ways to make money which cannot be traced.  However, the majority of states are now interconnected using multiple databases to track someone who owes child support; that person who skipped out can be tracked in minutes.    So, SquatterKai, you have no idea what you are talking about… and you have no idea how FamilyCourt works.  There were no “false allegations” in the item…

887736464663554536 KENS for Gorga Squatter/BadSpeller Kai!

(Thanks “PDM” and “Chris”!!)

SH WITTY WEEKEND… JuicyJoeJoodice Captioned!!

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“Mel” will receive a genuine JuicyJoeJoodice topless selfie!  FinePrint:  Acceptance of JuicyJoe’s selfie includes the winner performing two months of free housework at the yet-to-be-determined new Joodice re-done domicile…   

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WHAT IT’S REALLY LIKE INSIDE DANBURY PRISON… A Day In The Life For Inmate TeresaGiudice

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NOTE:  Some comments responding to this ongoing public service item for Treejoodice will be dated two months ago, as this item was originally published October 23! NOTE:  These descriptions are from released inmates of Danbury Prison… and are from a … Continue reading

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The Phony RHONJ Reconciliation… Ranked 19 On The 10-Point BULLSH*T Scale!!

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NOTE:  We’re calling bullsh*t on this phony baloney reconciliation… and the BS meter exploded!  The ONLY reason these people are showing their new phony solidarity is to set themselves up to negotiate when Bravo offers them $$$ for their possible … Continue reading

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY: Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s “Singing” Career??

We’ll keep asking until Melissa or Bravo issues a BS statement re Melissa’s auto-tune life’s passion!!  Until that time, enjoy Melissa’s primo performance at the tail end of Beatstock in 2011 (this “singing” segment was aired in 2012).  Notice that the crowd is not watching Melissa… JuicyJoe looks so tough in that leather vest:

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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DRUNKS… IT’S AN OLDIE BUT A GOODIE!!!  MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him!  Ellie Judge after listening to Tamballs rant… in person! David Beador…  after drinkin’ a case of … Continue reading

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TreeJoodice Cooking Show…

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TreeJoodice cooks the ONLY recipe which she’s memorized her lines to cook!  Her famous ‘devil’s shrimp over angel hair pasta’… which we’ve seen her cook dozens of times.  Tree even keeps in the line “my parents came here off the … Continue reading

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A TYPICAL DAY WITH TREE JOODICE…Before She “Goes Away”!

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8:00:  Woke up.  Hit snooze button.  My cousin Kathy sent me a picture book she made of things that I won’t have in prison.  A picture of an alarm clock was on page 387.  How am I supposed to wake up … Continue reading

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TeresaGiudice Suing For AT LEAST $15 Million In Lawsuit Against Bankruptcy Attorney… See Documents!

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NOTE:  Teresa is suing for three counts… EACH count demanding AT LEAST $5 million…for a total of AT LEAST $15 million.  PLUS attorney’s fees and costs! There are so many holes in this complaint.   Carlos J. Cuevas is Teresa’s new … Continue reading

TreeJoodice SUING Bankruptcy Attorney… Claims HE Is The Reason She’s A FELON!

NOTE:  There will be MORE on the possible motivation(s) of the Joodices to file such a ridiculous lawsuit…and WHY she will lose this lawsuit. 

Teresa claims in her new lawsuit, HERE, he was a slacker who never even met with her prior to filing bankruptcy docs.

She also says he was sloppy as hell, not bothering to list key assets such as her cars, her rental property income and various bank accounts.  Giudice claims he’s the reason she got nailed with bankruptcy fraud and that’s why she’s going to prison for 15 months.

Teresa says it’s a case of malpractice, and she wants minimum of $15 million.

NOTE:  Joodices meeting with bankruptcy attorney, James Kridel, 2011…

NOTE:  If you have not read the late Judge Morris Stern’s Opinion Letter located on the SH masthead since January 2011, please take some time to do so.  Judge Stern’s Opinion Letter almost flat out says that JoeGiudice was lying, IS a liar, a thief and MORE.  It is a VERY interesting read and explains Joe’s shady interactions with his business partner.   JudgeMorrisStern’sOpinionLetter.

(Thanks “Lisa” “anon” and “JustN”!!)

FROM THE SH ARCHIVES 2011: JoeyOrgan Says… “I Don’t Wanna Go To Tree’s For Christmas Eve”!

How things have changed from 2011!! 

THE COVER STORY: “Corporate” Sponsors

RIIIIIIGHT!!!!  Suddenly, the girl group has “corporate” sponsors!?

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“Corporate” sponsors:  The New Jersey Attorney General and the IRS.

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Apollo Selling From Behind Bars!

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Phaedra Parks’ HouseHusband, Apollo Nida, has not given up on doing his part to keep relevant and above all to tell anyone listening to BUY MY STUFF… from behind bars!  Are you paying atten-shun, Joodice? Apollo does some preaching, too!! … Continue reading

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NO Cooking Show For TERESA… Says Former “Insider”!!

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It looks like Teresa may have a harder time cashing in after she serves her 15 months behind bars than she originally had thought. TreeJoodice had reportedly been hoping for some sort of television deal with Bravo… either for a cooking … Continue reading