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TreeJoodice Doesn’t Want Bravo Cameras At Court Sentencing… Too Bad, Tree!

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NOTE:  This is the dumb story of the day.  The Bravo cameras will be there, the same as ABC, CBS, HLN, CNN and the local NJ news cameras.   NONE of the cameras are permitted inside the courtroom.   Of … Continue reading

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RHONJ Preview: JuicyJoe Has A SitDown With LilGia… The Heirloom Ring Is Gifted

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  JuicyJoe has a sit-down with Gia… and the “heirloom” ring is bestowed upon Gia.  As you all know, Tree’s parents came over on the boat.  They saved their money to bring over KomaKathy’s parents.  We’re to believe that Tree’s … Continue reading

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Guide To Making Great Wine…Behind Bars!

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    Countdown to sentencing … 35 days. As a public service to TreeJoodice… …this all she needs to know about producing wine behind bars: SUPPLY AND DEMAND There is nothing that sells faster in prison than wine and tobacco. … Continue reading

RHONJ Preview: JuicyJoe Plays The Blame Game… And A Gotti Gabs

JuicyJoe blames others for ‘taking him down’ when he was at the top… and more slime enters with Tree’s old CelebrityApprentice buddy.  Does anyone care who Rino ‘dated’??  DullDina has used up all of her psychics and has moved on to a Bravo-approved therapist…

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RHONJ HouseHusbands Tag Lines…

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Bravo has given the RHONJ HouseHusbands their very own tag lines.  Let’s hope this doesn’t go any further!       BUT… just in case it does, here are more possible tag lines: I can do crazy… I’m married to … Continue reading

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RHONJ Recap…”Trash-Talking”… by Sandi Duffy

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“Trash-Talking” by Sandi Duffy This is soooo boring. Joe Gorga bought a garbage truck. Amber flips her hair in her husbands mortgage commercial. Milania acts like a brat. Teresa is having a party to launch her dessert cookbook. Amber tells … Continue reading

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RHONJ Preview: Scammin’ HouseHusbands Meet!

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On next week’s RHONJ… JuicyJoe don’t care what he wears to a “first responder” party thrown by Nicole and her bad-gifting boyfriend, Bobby.  Juicy dons a suit so others can determine his occupation.  How original.   The most interesting part … Continue reading

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY… Legal Predictions For Da Joodices

From July 2013… before da Joodice’s pled guilty in their bankruptcy fraud case.  Neither legal side had much hope for either Tree or Juicy…

Sentencing in September.

 

 

 

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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  MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him!  Ellie Judge after listening to Tamballs rant… in person! David Beador…  after drinkin’ a case of two-buck-Chuck, lamenting that his house is … Continue reading

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RHONJ Recap… “O, Christmas Tre”… by Sandi Duffy

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“O, Christmas Tre” by Sandi Duffy   So did Bravo look for the most unattractive couples in NJ to cast this show? It’s Christmas and everyone is putting up their trees. Teresa 2 wants her son to work in the … Continue reading

RHONJ Preview…

ScammerJim can’t be around FelonJuicy and it doesn’t take a “psychic” to know that da Joodice’s aren’t getting off on their charges.  If you don’t know about new-to-RHONJ ScammerJim, read about him HERE.

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RHONJ: Why Viewers Aren’t Watching… UPDATE: Poll Results… No One Wants To Watch Scammers OR Felon TreeJoodice!

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  Last Sunday’s Season Six premiere episode of TheRealHousewivesOfNewJersey attracted 2.1 million total viewers, down from 2.8 million for the Season Five premiere, and 3 million for Season Four. It is the RHONJ’s second-lowest premiere audience. Is there an explanation … Continue reading

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The REAL Reason TreeJoodice Cancelled WWHL!

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TreeJoodice punked out of her contractual obligation to appear with MissAndy on Sunday’s WWHL. We called Teresa at her home in Towota to find out the REAL reason Tree skipped out.  We were surprised when Tree actually answered the phone! Hey, Tree… … Continue reading

RHONJ Preview: Juicy Talks About “Going On Vacation”

Just “go away” already… Tree will be fine as long as she’s still getting that $700,000 Bravo paycheck.

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TreeJoodice Business Partners Have No Comment… Tree Writing New Book… Making Gelato

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Interesting TreeJoodice interview from the NYPost… in which her prison prepper responded to most of the questions.  That’s not surprising, as Tree cannot cobble together more than a two-word sentence even when she’s memorized her script! This excerpt states that … Continue reading

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The First Melissa Email…Fake Gorgas Want To Look Rich For Bravo! Living in Spec House

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  May 11, 2011  9:54 pm Received the following email: Melissa is a complete faker. Worse than Teresa b/c she never even intended to live in her “dream house.” It was a construction model her husband built, and they are … Continue reading

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WHICH HOUSEWIVES’ TWEETS REQUIRE ABOVE A 4TH GRADE READING LEVEL??? Tweeting For Dummies!

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We’ve done extensive research to find which Housewife tweets smarter than that of a 4th grade reading level.  The 4th grade level… unfortunately… is the average reading level for those who use twitter! SMOG AFTER an analysis of 1 million public … Continue reading

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RHONJ Season Six, Episode One… “What A Difference A Plea Makes”… Premieres Sunday

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RHONJ Season Six, Episode One “What A Difference A Plea Makes”… premieres Sunday: Teresa Giudice and her husband, Joe, fight to keep their family intact as they embark on a very public legal battle for their freedom. Fortunately, Teresa has … Continue reading