GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: It’s Christmas Dinner With The RHONY… Starring PoopyPiggySexAddictDaddy

LUANN DE LESSEPS: LuAnnie On The Loose!!… David Schwimmer Finally Free!

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Well, who didn’t see this comin’??  Countless LuAnnie is doing her part to push the Real Housewives of New York’s new season by participating in the usual pre-season PR work.

NOTE:  If you are new to all this Housewives stuff, all the Housewives start buzzing around approximately six weeks prior to their new season beginning.  The RHONY’s season six will start in February.  Therefore, watch for the NY Housewives to pop up in all the usual places aka MissAndy’s NYMediaMafia… and any other media outlets which will have them… to drop some hints which will attempt to entice you to watch!  All of this pre-planned PR work never, ever proves to equal the actual episodes which make up the franchise’s season!  

All this to say this:  the RHONY Housewives are climbing out of hibernation… a sure sign that they are springing into a new season!  

While we’re talkin’ about the RHONY… we did a complete “Everything you ever wanted to know” item about the alleged newest addition to the RHONY, Kristen Taekman.   If you wanna read everything about Kristen, see SH November 23, 2013.

OK… back to Countless Luannie.  There was nothing more for her boyfriend, Jawks, to do… nowhere to take that story line.

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Luannie and Jawks’ pregnancy story was a joke… simply so NOT believable that the producers were probably laughing when they were sittin’ around before season five started as they were bouncing off story line ideas for each of the Housewives!  HAHAHA!!

Let’s see if viewers will go for Luannie gettin’ pregnant… if they do, we’ll keep Jawks; if they don’t, Jawks will have to marry Luannie and if he don’t wanna marry Luannie, then he’ll just have to get used to no more Bravo paychecks!  Oh, this is so much fun!! A-HAHA-HAAH!!!

Needless to say, Luannie is no longer with Jawks.  That leaves Luannie on the loose!!



As part of Luannie’s pre-season PR work, Luannie agreed to have a blind date filmed.  The date was arranged as part of the SteveHarveyShow… ’cause if you’re a Housewife, you must have everything you do filmed!   After all, it IS their “real” lives you’re supposed to be watching!

OK… now that I’ve caught my breath from laughing so hard at that last sentence… about the Housewives bein’ “real”… let’s watch Luannie on her date!!   NOTE:  Didn’t Martha Stewart already do this?? 

What will happen next to Luannie’s quest for men on the RHONY??

Now that there are THREE New York Housewives with no HouseHusbands… will these single Housewives be fighting over the ever-available PoopyPiggyDisgustingDaddy (PT Housewife’s father)??

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Oh, never mind that story line… the RHONY producers already have PoopyPigggyDaddy lined up with a much younger woman!   BLEEEEECH!!

Let’s take a look at one of the funniest scenes from the RHONY… Luannie on a camel!!

(Thanks to SH readers “LB/GF” “PMG” “Jozy” and “PDM”!!)

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: It’s Christmas Dinner With The RHONY… MORE of Aviva’s Disgusting Father.. VIEO

August 6, 2012  11:30 pm  On the next Real Housewives of New York… WHO THE HELL talks about these disgusting topics at a Christmas dinner?  Not only does Aviva Drescher think her idiot father is cute, but now her husband, Reid, is “in” on George’s antics!   BLEEECH!!!


REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK RECAP: Season Five, Episode Nine… Dirty ‘Ol Dad

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK RECAP Season Five Episode Nine… “Dirty ‘Ol Dad” by Sandi Duffy The episode opens with a really boring scene of Carole on the phone with her sister-in-law/editor.  We learn it’s taken her four years to write … Continue reading

LuANN de LESSEPS: LuAnn and Jacques Have Lunch… Deleted Scene… VIDEO

June 25, 2012  10:45 pm   LuAnn and Jacques cruise up to the NiceMatin Restaurant in a ZipCar… and talk about LuAnn’s daughter going to college. B-O-R-I-N-G!!!

The Real Housewives of New York: LuAnn Sings with Natalie Cole

On the season finale of the Real Housewives of New York…

Countless invites Natalie Cole to her one-year with David Schwimmer Jacques anniversary party…

But… Natalie will only accept if Countless will sing with her…


The Real Housewives of New York: Sonja Morgan’s Burlesque Party… Sonja Takes the Stage

On last night’s Real Housewives of New York…

                                                       Do ya think I’m sexy?  Huh?  Answer me, damnit!!!

Sonja Morgan takes the stage and becomes the main attraction at her burlesque-themed affair…



Real Housewives of New York: Jill Zarin and Bobby Zarin… Can Dish It, But Can’t Take It

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On Thursday’s Real Housewives of New York, Bobby Zarin took Simon van Kempen aside during the last few minutes of the show to speak with him about ‘that internet blogger‘… ‘that hate blogger,‘ as Bawbee described the site. ‘That internet … Continue reading


Real Housewives of New York: Jill Zarin’s Surprise Party… LuAnn de Lesseps Beltin’ One Out

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On the Real Housewives of New York, Countless LuAnn de Lesseps tried her best to glide down the staircase at Chez Josephine’s to surprise the birthday girl, Jill Zarin. Jillz was surprised… Countless made it down the stairs! Then another surprise… … Continue reading


Real Housewives of New York Recap: Season 4, Episode 11… Debt Becomes Her

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‘DEBT BECOMES HER’                           Hey, producer guy… do you want me to accidentally let one of my straps fall off my shoulder?  Ya know, like a Janet Jackson half-time … Continue reading


Real Housewives of New York, Season 4, Episode 3 – Recap

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The boredom continues on the Real Housewives of New York…. Jill Zarin was absent from this episode as she was ill with the flu, signed Jillz mother hightailed it out of NYC for Australia to meet up with her number … Continue reading