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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY Recap: Season Five, Episode Eighteen… “Salon Farewell” By Sandi Duffy

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY Recap   “Salon Farewell” by Sandi Duffy Back at Kim Ds store opening or whatever the hell it is, Penny outs Teresa as the source for all her twitter information.  I could do without the … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: The Finale… Teresa and Joe Giudice On WWHL… The RHONJ Reunion Show

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Oh joy! After Sunday’s Real Housewives of New Jersey finale.. the one where JohnnyTheGreek gets a flesh wound from BubbaJax’ stiletto… ALLEGEDLY (we’ll have to see it to believe it!).  Yes, have seen all the wounded JTG “bloody” photos… let’s … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY Recap: Season Five, Episode Sixteen… “The Blonde Drops A Bombshell” By Sandi Duffy

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Season Five Episode Sixteen “The Blonde Drops A Bombshell”

by Sandi Duffy

Oh thank goodness.  They are done with Arizona.

Teresa is coming out with her own Skinny Italian food line.  I hope it’s better than that slop the Mangos tried peddling from the Brownstone.

Do any of the men on this show actually work besides Al?  They all sit around and talk all the time.

Chris and Jacqueline are milking their autism storyline.  Theft are doing something with that sludge they sell and Jacqueline is going to make a speech.  I wonder who HER ghostwriter is.

Kathy and Richie are doing something, but no one cares, so I’m not even going to bother to recap this part.

The Guidices and Gorgas are all having lunch together minus Father Gorga, who has kidney stones.  I don’t really like the new Joe Guidice, who has somehow been coerced or blackmailed into cooperating with the producer-induced story lines.

Teresa is at Jacqueline’s house to help her with her speech.  That’s like Forest Gump helping Corky from Life Goes On write a speech.

Joe Guidice and Rosie seem like BFFs this season.  I kind of like the Rosie/Joe dynamic, even if they both think that both men and women have eggs.  I think it’s safe to say that no one in this cast is going to find the cure for cancer.

Does Melissa just go around and sing her stupid song everywhere she goes?  How is this no talent getting to meet my boyfriend Justin Timberlakes manager?  Who is Melissa kidding?  She would sell her soul to the devil for a big recording career.

More Kathy and Richie.  I’m going to pee and get a snack.

A songwriter and producer comes to Melissa’s studio with “Justin Timberlakes manager”.  I would like to point out that with the magic of auto tune, I could sound just as bad as Melissa.

 

 

More Kathy and Richie.  Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.

Damnit!  I thought it was going to be a Caroline-free episode, and not only is it NOT Caroline-free episode, but we also get miserable Lauren.

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Teresa takes a shot at Kathy by describing her cannolis as “edible”.

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Jacqueline is on her way to her big speech.  She’s really nervous.  She’d probably be less nervous if there was a stripper pole in the room.

The women are idiots trying to play basketball in high heels instead of sneakers.

They only made $3000 at their event.  Hell, my late husbands friends, who aren’t on TV, raise more than that every year in a charity golf outing in my husbands name for pancreatic cancer research.

Joe and Melissa are out to dinner and se Penny out.  Melissa approaches Penny about the rumors.  Penny’s fake hair is horrid.  Penny outs Teresa as the source behind the rumors.

Next week on RHONJ…

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DonCaro’s Blah, Blah,Blah BravoBlog… Really Can’t Remember The Episode… AND… BUY Her Stuff!!

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Bravo… Hey guys, how’s everyone’s Sunday been? Mine was pretty good, enjoying a little down time down at the Jersey Shore; life is good. I watched the episode earlier on in the week and my memory is a little foggy, … Continue reading

JOE GORGA: What is WRONG With This Picture?

A fan of JoeyMarco Gorga tweeted JMG a photo of her 2- year-old son…

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To which JoeyMarco Gorga not only “RT’d”… but told the child’s mother the photo was

“So cute!”

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TERESA GIUDICE: Tree’s BravoBlog…Melissa Is Lucky That Tree Doesn’t Blab What She Knows About MeGo! … BubbaJax and DonCaro Were Expected At Retreat

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Bravo… Hi Loveys! First I have to tell you, from the bottom of my heart, how much I appreciate you all. I see your Tweets and messages and emails defending me and my family. (Unlike Melissa and Kathy, I guess, … Continue reading

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CAROLINE MANZO: DonCaro’s “Why Bother” BravoBlog… Just Wants Peace… Is DonCaro Bored?

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Bravo… NOTE:  Is DonCaro gettin’ bored?  Seems as though she’s just not into her RHONJ part… Oh well, here we are again. Another week has come and gone, and we find ourselves back where we left off last week. Jacqueline … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE: Tree’s Been “Cash Only” For Quite A While!… Signed Bottles “Collector’s Items”?!

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There’s some chatter about **GASP** Teresa Giudice bein’ a CASH only-type. If you’ve been a SH reader, this comes as no surprise to you!  SH readers have known about Tree’s CASH requirements since December 2012! NOTE:  We say “Good For … Continue reading

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CARO’S BRAVO BLOG: Just Loves That Rosie!… Raves About Those Wakiles… It Might Be NOBoken For BigAl… Loves All Those Amazon Reviews!… Nuthin’ But LOVE All Around…

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Bravo… Hello and Happy Pride!  NOTE:  Great salutation… gets straight to MissAndy’s brain! I hope you all enjoyed your Sunday. Mine was busy, but fun; life is good.  NOTE:  Wonder why DonCaro’s weekend was so busy???  Probably chatting a lot … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA: MeGo’s BravoBlog… Excuses, excuses, excuses…

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Bravo… I want to wish all the beautiful and hardworking fathers out there a Happy Father’s Day!   NOTE:  Doubt very much if any “Daddy’s” are reading MeGo’s BravoBlog…   I have nothing but respect for all the daddies out … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE: Tree’s BravoBlog… Sit-Down With Caro Was TWO Hours Long… Clears Up Being “Friends” With KimD…

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Bravo… Hi Loveys! I loved that this episode began the same way I begin every day: with my four fabulous daughters! I wake up in the morning smiling, because I know I’m going to see their faces. They just make … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA: MeGo’s BravoBlog… Moving “Perceptions”… Forgets She’s Moving To Get Away From Teresa Giudice!

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 Bravo…  Love Lives Here I have to start off with Jacqueline  and Chris. What incredible parents! Watching Jacqueline film her Parenting blog was so heartwarming. It couldn’t have been easy. Talking through the tears takes a lot of bravery. I admire her for … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: Deleted Scene… Melissa Gorga Blames The Ozone Layer For Hurricane Sandy… Joe Gorga Blames The Wrath of God!

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Bravo…  The following scenes from last night’s RHONJ were probably deleted because of the bad editing… it’s pretty much chopped up!     However, SH readers are imaginative enough to “see” what these brainiacs are talking about… as they reminisce … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE: Tree’s BravoBlog… AND The Other RHONJ BravoBlogs

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Bravo… Hi Sweethearts! Can you believe we’re finally back? Did you miss us? After last season (which was not fun) and the horrible reunion, we all took a big break from each other. We didn’t see each other for over … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY PREMIERE: What You’ll See on Tomorrow’s Episode… RHONJ Season FIVE Debuts Sunday, June 2

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Bravo…  Sick of these sub-humans already and the first episode hasn’t aired yet! What you’ll see on tomorrow’s premiere of the Real Housewives of New Jersey: “Following an explosive reunion, the ‘Wives get slammed by Hurricane Sandy, leaving their vacation … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE: Tree At Posche Fashion Show… Tree Sellin’ Books “CASH Only”

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December 4, 2012 The Posche Fashion Show took place yesterday… Kim DePaola, who has occasionally appeared on the Bravo show (and is now a paid “Friend”), looked sexy in a figure-hugging, cleavage-baring red number with matching red stilettos. Teresa’s makeup … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY RECAP: Season Four, Episode 24… “Lost Footage”

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY RECAP   Season Four, Episode 24… “Lost Footage” by Sandi Duffy I can’t believe there is yet ANOTHER episode of this shitstorm.  The Real Housewives of New Jersey is like herpes–it won’t friggin’ go away. … Continue reading

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DINA MANZO: Dina “ClearsThingsUp”

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Just to clear things up… OCTOBER 17, 2012   DinaManzo… A lot of you are wondering why in the world I would film with Teresa after staying away from the housewives for so long. Let me first say that I’ve … Continue reading

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CAROLINE MANZO: DonCaro’s BravoBlog… Teresa’s “BlubberComment” Don’t Bother DaDon…Blog Is Short ‘Cause DaDon “Don’t Wanna Ramble”…

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September 30,  2012   Bravo… Hey guys, so what did you think of RHONJ Reunion Part 1? Pretty intense, right? First and foremost I want you all to understand how taxing the reunion taping process is. We are literally sitting … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE: Tree Wants to Clear EVERYTHING Up… AndersonShow WORSE Than RHONJ Reunion… Tree Issues ALL The Text Messages Between Her And Jax Laurita!

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September 28, 2012  2:00 pm    From TeresaGiudice.com: Friday, September 28, 2012 at 11:56AM I wanted to take a minute to thank you all for your support. I am blown away! I don’t want anyone to get in a Twitter … Continue reading

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KATHY WAKILE: KomaKathy’s BravoBlog…

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  August 26, 2012  11:20 pm  Bravo…  Kathy and Rich Wakile… EEEEWWWWWW! I think it’s best for me to pick up where we left off last week — In vino veritas (in wine, is truth). Truth: To be perfectly honest, … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: BRAVOTV BLOGS… Caroline Manzo “The Fixer”, Jacqueline Laurita “The Echo”, Kathy Wakile “The Delusionist”, Teresa Giudice “The Fighter”…Melissa Gorga “The Actress”

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NOTE:  May as well finish this… Melissa Gorga has submitted her say re the last episode of the Real Housewives of New Jersey.  All the Housewives received the Sunday episode on Wednesday.  Obviously, Bravo wants to escalate the rift between … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE: Tree’s Apology to Caroline Manzo and Jacqueline Laurita… Setup For DonCaro and Jax’ Departure From RHONJ…

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April 26, 2012  8:15 pm    InTouch… ‘Dear Jacqueline, I wish we could have resolved things sooner because I’m sincerely sorry for upsetting you — and I’m sorry I didn’t respond to your apology on Twitter. ‘I feel like things … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: KATHY WAKILE, MELISSA GORGA, TERESA GIUDICE, CAROLINE MANZO, JACQUELINE LAURITA…MORE ABOUT SEASON FOUR…WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN ON PREMIERE EPISODE…

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March 23, 2012  11:59 am   Bravo…                “Oh, look Melissa!  There’s your old boss from Lookers and he’s coming this way… he’s all mic’d up, so this is NOT a set up that … Continue reading