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BUBBA JAX: After RHONJ … Book Writin’… “Autism” “Beauty” AND “Children’s” Books!!… What’s Next, CouplesTherapy ???

NOTE:  BubbaJax is keepin’ VERY busy since she’s retired from shooting the RHONJ.  In the following fluff piece from LifeAndStyleMagazine (the fav mouthpiece of the RHONJ!) BubbaJax makes no mention of moving from her FranklinLakes house listed in January for $2,850,000 … Continue reading

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HOW MUCH ARE THE HOUSEWIVES COMMANDING FOR APPEARANCE FEES??? Which Housewives Are The Lowest… Which Are The Highest Paid??

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THESE HOUSEWIVES ARE ALL LESS THAN $10,000: It’s amazing that somma these HWs “command” any amount! HOUSEWIVES IN THE $10,000 TO $20,000 CATEGORY: YES, this group includes Alexis Bellino and Kelly Bensimon… HOUSEWIVES IN THE “CONTACT US FOR FEE” CATEGORY… … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE, JOE GIUDICE: JuicyJoe’s Demands To Feds… To Protect Tree From Jail Time… TREE Says She Has “Lots of Properties” VIDEO

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Tree and JuicyJoe are facing a multitude of very serious charges which can result in a 50-year prison sentence EACH. JuicyJoeJoodice is tryin’ to keep Tree outta jail.  Juicy wants to take the rap for everything and has resigned himself … Continue reading

JACQUELINE “BUBBA JAX” LAURITA: The Countdown!!

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We’re starting a countdown to the day that BubbaJax mentions the first word about her Franklin Lakes house being listed for sale.

It has been  FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE days since checking @JacLaurita and JacLauritaFB… no mention of her house for sale!

BubbaJax is tweeting Crooksy-like affirmations… to herself, ’cause no one else is listening!

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JACQUELINE “BUBBA JAX” LAURITA: The Countdown!! How Many Days/Weeks/Months Until BubbaJax Says A WORD About Sellin’ Her FranklinLakes House??… VIDEO

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EVERYONE EVERYWHERE IS SOOOOOOO JEALOUS!! We’re starting a countdown to the day that BubbaJax mentions the first word about her Franklin Lakes house being listed for sale. It has been ONE day since checking @JacLaurita and JacLauritaFB… with no mention … Continue reading

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JACQUELINE LAURITA: Whatever Happened To BubbaJax’ “Altruistic” MedSpa… “Devoted To The Welfare Of Others”??

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While looking for something else, just happened to catch this… ‘scuse me while I catch my breath from laughin’…  from BubbaJax’ BravoTV.com bio: “Jacqueline continues her passion and career in the beauty industry as an owner of a beauty Medspa … Continue reading

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JACQUELINE LAURITA: BubbaJax Movin’ On Up… OOPS! Make That Movin’ On OUT!… UPDATE: Not So Fast!! Listing Removed… UPDATE: BubbaJax House STILL For Sale! BubbaJax Silent On Twitter…

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UPDATE:  Earlier today, the listing agent pulled BubbaJax’ house from their site… only stating “listing removed.”  The term “listing removed” could mean several things in real estate speak.  In da Laurita’s case, it meant “Get our address offa our listing!!!” … Continue reading

SH **EXCLUSIVE** … MissAndy’s Special Request Of SH Readers… Which Housewives Would YOU Dump??

MissAndy wants to know!!!

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him! David Gebbia after watchin’ CreepyCarlton’s sex movies… and drinkin a case of Schlitz. Martin Genis… who always fills his home-on-wheels back … Continue reading

BUBBA JAX: Left Out Of Best Mommy Blogs On “Parenting” Magazine!

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Poor BubbaJax!!!  

Parenting Magazine has just announced their 2013 top ten Mommy Blogs… and Bubba ain’t included!!

“We honor these women for sharing their stories and advice throughout the year.  Introducing the Top 10 Mommy Blogs of 2013!”

This very exciting-sounding MommyBlog was chosen over BubbaJax':

Susan, a Canadian mom, posts photo stories about her fashion, her daughter Ava Grace’s outfits, and occasionally her son Julian’s and daughter Isabella’s ensembles.  Recommended post: What I Wore: Quilted”

NOTE:  If you disagree  (or agree) with the omission of BubbaJax from the top ten list, contact ParentingMagazine via twitter:  @APConnery 

IT’S WITTY WEEKEND TIME!! BubbaJax Finally Checks Her Messages…Caption This!

BubbaJax finally started to check her backed up messages.   The first was from Teresa Giudice tellin’ BubbaJax… “Go Scratch!” 

The next message was from Parenting Magazine!!  Caption this…

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MORE HOUSEWIVES NEWS: Tamballs…Kyle Richards…Joyce Giraud… Camille Grammer… BubbaJax … Poll Results!… UPDATE: MamaJoyce Whining About “Bad Edit”

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Kandi Burruss’ mother, MamaJoyce, is pissed and surprised that she got the “bad edit”! “That upset me so bad,” Mama Joyce told Radar. “When they showed the scene of me walking into the house and seeing all the pictures of Todd … Continue reading

BEST OF: MissAndy… Miami Housewives… ATL Housewives… RHONY

Rounding up the BEST OF the funniest photoshopped items from Miami, New York and Atlanta…also including MissAndy!!

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BEST OF… The Real Housewives of New Jersey

A retrospective of the best and funniest photoshopped RHONJ items!

 

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(Many thanks to SH readers “HousewifeHoe” “Maya” “Theo” “PMG” and “Jozy”!!!)

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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES… TAKIN’ A LOOK BACK: What Was Goin’ On In December… One, Two and Three Years Ago!

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While looking for something else, got lost in the past! These are some of the interesting items discovered from around this time three years, two years and one year ago around this time, which you may have totally forgotten about… … Continue reading

WHICH IS MORE INANE??

BOTH of these Housewives videos are ridiculous!

First is Kenya Moore answering a very obviously-tweeted-message for the express use on WWHL… about Kandi’s weight.

Next is the RHOBH compilation of “Are You Kidding Me”… featuring HouseHusband David Foster…

 

NOTE:  The Housewives have stooped to a brand new lower level… calling each other names.  And, even stooping lower by specifically calling a fellow cast mate “fat”…

 

RHONJ: THOSE OFFERS ARE ROLLIN’ IN FOR BUBBAJAX’ DAUGHTER!!

After hearing about BubbaJax’ daughter, Asslee Holmes, doin’ her “modeling”… offers from **cough, cough** legitimate sources started flooding in!!

Well, ONE started to drip in…

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: New Jersey…Febus FundRaising… NJ Hair Stylist…BubbaJax’ Daughter’s “Business Opportunity”

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A New Jersey winery has raised more than $5,000 to help rebuilding efforts after Superstorm Sandy thanks to brisk sales of a line of table wines with customizable labels.  NOTE:  All they could raise was $5,000???? A hair stylist who has … Continue reading

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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES: Takin’ A Look Back At Cheater Lauriter And “RoxyPoxyGirl”… How Many “Cheating” Scenarios Can There Be??

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NOTE:  How many “cheating” scenarios will the producers create?  CheaterLauriter had “RoxyPoxyGirl”… now there’s MO-Reese’s phony baloney “cheating” story line… RHONY’s Mario Singer also has an alleged upcoming “cheating” story line… Originally posted July 17, 2012…   According to “RoxyPoxyGirl’s” twitter… her … Continue reading

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IT’S BLACK FRIDAY!! … Atten-shun All Housewives… There’s A Sale Goin’ On At SH!!!… It’s A Bargain!… Which Housewives Will Be Smart Enough To Buy???

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There are people who said ‘screw that Thanksgiving dinner’ yesterday and stood in line to grab those bargains… it’s a tradition for some people. As mentioned three days ago, a “non-partisan” company is being paid $1 million to produce POSITIVE O-Care … Continue reading