RHONJ Share The Best Tweets They’ve Ever Gotten…

SaintZinaLaurita is just sooooo desirable… the only tweets she gets are nasty sex tweets from all the guys who are after her.  TeresaJoodice says that she just spends five minutes on her ghostwritten twitter.  Ambuh gets tweets about her really bad makeup and blames it on lighting…

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… HWs Items That Don’t Deserve Full Attention! … Questions Answered!

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Some Housewives items which don’t deserve full atten-shun: Heather Dull-BRO voices her opinion about Teresa Giudice… and asks if Bravo is harboring a criminal: “Even on the day of their sentencing, they were hiding jewelry and they didn’t tell the … Continue reading

How The RHONJ REALLY Feel…

In stark contrast to all the phony baloney tears and sympathy now being shed and shown by the NJ Housewives toward Teresa, here’s how they REALLY felt…

THE RHONJ: A Tour de Force of Their Anguished English…

In yet another display of their intellectualism, the RHONJ manage to mangle even more of the English language as they rehearse their scenes…

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Reaction To FelonTeresa’s Sentence… Sobbing, No Tears!

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Those brilliant sound effects technician people at Bravo threw in some major sobbing for ChineseBubbaJax!  Watch as she breaks down after hearing that Teresa will be spending time in the clink… but, no tears!!

FIRST LOOK AT RHONJ REUNION SHOW: TeresaGiudice Walks Off… Says It’s Her Last Reunion Show

The HouseHusbands even have to muck up the reunion shows… what, no BigGayRosie?  Lovely Bride of Frankenstein hair on SaintZina!  Melissa calls out SaintZina on her “family” values…

Will VictoriaGotti crash the reunion show waving the “truthful” results from her polygraph test??

Teresa And Joe Giudice Walk Into Court … Opinions Overflow!

RHONJ Preview:  Everyone has an opinion re the Giudices… RancidRichie and KomaKathy look especially sympathetic!  Noticeably absent from commenting on the Giudices are ChineseBubbaJax and CrookedChris…

How YOU Can Be Just Like The RHONJ …

The low-IQ subhumans of New Jersey think very highly of themselves.  The most laughable of this crew is SaintZina who gives “sex” tips.  Did SaintZina get her “advice” from interactions with Tommy or from listening to 50ShadesOfGrey on a continuous audiobook loop?

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The Gorga Characters Which BravoTV And SirensMedia Want YOU To Forget!

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   Do the brainiacs at Bravo and the low intelligence producers at SirensMedia really think viewers are equally dumb?  Apparently the answer to that question is a huge “YES”! Their spoon-feeding of Joe and Melissa Gorga as the “mature” and … Continue reading

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RHONJ Preview Part I: BigGayRosie Wins In ‘Marry, Shag, Kill’… KomaKathy Makes Kanolli; RancidRichie Is Crude… Melissa Lunches Ambien

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RHONJ Preview Part I:  In this scene filmed after the real filming of the RHONJ stopped to include the come back of AsianBubbaJax to boost ratings, everyone meets up at KomaKathy’s house to discuss AGAIN the never ending Mommy rumor. … Continue reading

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RHONJ Preview Part II: Bobby’s Intentions For Nicole … AsianBubbaJax Has Another CryFest… Gang Up On TeresaGiudice

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Part II:  Bobby tells of his intention to marry Nicole… or is it Ta-Ressa?  After their first encounter at Dunkin’ Donuts, Bobby says that he cannot imagine his life without her.  Is this for real or is Bobby tryin’ to … Continue reading

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Watch As TeresaGiudice Shuts Up Juicy On His DUI… Describes JoeyOrgan As “Hysterical”… Which Housewives Sent Messages?

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On the LAST (Thank you, Jesus; sign of the cross; kisses to the sky!) part of MissAndy’s lightweight probing into Teresa and Joe Giudice on WWHL, Teresa reveals that her brother, JoeyOrgan, will NOT have a hand in raising her … Continue reading

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BubbaJax “Crazy” Says SaintZina

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BubbaJax not only didn’t participate in the NJ reunion show, but was not even mentioned during the RHONJ reunion???  How did ChineseBubba swing that one??  Those Lauritas slip by again…   Teresa_RHONJ is finally speaking about the phony baloney MOM story … Continue reading

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YOUR WEEKEND READING PROVIDED BY AmberMarchese’s BravoBlog… Eye Masks Necessary For Naps!

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Florida…well let me start by reminding you I was there to celebrate being 5 years cancer free! Did I ever mention that I was diagnosed with breast cancer?  Who could forget??  How much of those millions that LawsuitJim received in … Continue reading

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BubbaJax Escapes From RHONJ Reunion Show… And “Decides To Do Behind-The-Scenes” Blog

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BubbaJax skates out of participating in the RHONJ reunion show by tending to her priorities! The same priority that drinks nothing but that black stuff…ChineseBubba blames her escape from MissAndy’s questions at the reunion show about her financial situation on … Continue reading

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BubbaJax Disallows Phony Friendship With TeresaGiudice … Citing Her Better “Morals And Values”!!!

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  What an absolute joke! Flip-flopper ChineseBubba tweets that she’s above TeresaJoodice… ChineseBubba has different “morals and values” than Tree!   AND, she’s not interested in a “fake friendship”!!   NOTE:  ChineseBubba knew all along that her phony friendship with … Continue reading

RHONJ Preview: NJ Twins Tell Their Tale To ChineseBubba And KomaKathy!

The “Rino slept with Santa” story line has passed the point of simply BOOOORING, has hurdled over being a YAWNFEST, has vaulted past being a SNOOZEFEST… and has sprinted to the finish line of being the most TRITE, TIRESOME, TEDIOUS AND TREMENDOUSLY TASTELESS Housewives SNOW JOB of a SAGA… EVER!!  (This scene was obviously shot after filming wrapped on the RHONJ to feature ChineseBubba’s comeback!)

RHONJ Preview: Battle In Boca II

Ambien’s acting is over the top as she tries to mimic AngelinaJolie in “Girl Interrupted”… the Marcheses are obviously the couple told by producers to “bring the drama”! SaintZina is just there to observe, as she does nothing.  She’s probably thinking about how to increase the charge for shipping her t-shirts.   MeGo goes full-on “Mommy” mode when she scolds everyone for talking about mothers! NO! NO! You don’t talk about mothers!  NO!