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SH EXCLUSIVE!! MissAndy’s Reaction To 2015 Story Lines… Same As Last Year! He Really Lost It Seeing FEBUS!

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RHONJ Cast Jockeying For Positions! Premature Phony Feud Between FEBUS And Camber

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NOTE:  A new “report” based on those mystery “sources” at ROL.   FEBUS is jockeying for position in her old role on the RHONJ as the “FEverybodyButUS” Don of the Manzoid/CrookedLauritas fambly.   FEBUS will try anything to keep herself … Continue reading

SH “HIT AND RUN”

EX-OC Housewife, Lydia McLaughlin, who was only a HW to get some name recognition for herself and her HouseHusband’s magazine… now has a new, by appt only, mattress company!  Which of the OC Housewives will be the first to be pushing their new mattresses from Lydia??  NONE!!  Lydia isn’t dumb enough to give a $15,000 custom-made mattress away for a HW endorsement… and no OC Housewife can afford to buy one!

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MissAndy’s book must not be doing too well… he’s getting everyone and their MOTHER to tweet how much they LOVE MissAndy’s book!

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The “brilliant” LawsuitJim…

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HagfaceKyle does Christmas present humor…badly.  Look at how HagfaceKyle “rolls”… here.

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Crooks is off to another game with his brother!!  Wonder what Crooks got for his youngest child, Joey??  Crooks must be reading SH… he’s now absent from photos!  Too late, Crooks!

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Yoda does lyme face!  Don’t be fooled, it’s just Yoda with no makeup and a bad headache after listening to KingDavid pound on the piano for ten hours!

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DrunkOtis’ dream has come true.  Too bad no one will be watching!

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A warning from someone who went to the movie theater venue where MelissaGorga is hosting a NYE party.  VInnie from JerseyShore was the host last year!

I went to this nye last year the host was vinny from jersey shore he came in for 5 min and refused to take a pic with anyone or say hi and the bar is very small so to get a drink you had to avoid being pummeled by a mob of like 300 people all surrounding the bar …. But I’m sure Melissa will be very sweet and hopefully they worked out a better bar system.

If you’re interested in going to this event, where Melissa isn’t even using her vocal “talent” and has no say in working out a “better bar system”… there are more details here.

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More Housewives crap to sell… not TOO pretentious calling the collar “commemorative”!!

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“Sunday Fun day with my neighbors @officialkathywakile and @richardwakile ! Kathy made delicious homemade bread !! XOXO! #yum”

Too bad KomaKathy doesn’t have a kitchen yet and has to cook in WackyJackie’s!  RancidRichie looks like he just caught a whiff of KomaKathy’s green culinary creation.  CrookedChris looks like he’s having a breakdown…or just took a huge dose of thorazine.

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WackyJackieChan’s kid even approves…she’s beyond OBSESSED with disgusting pig RancidRichie and KomaKathy!

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BFrankel does bikini shots in Florida… she didn’t check her fake boobs before posing for the paps.

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CamilleGrammer does bikini shots in Hawaii.  Go Camille!!

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(Thanks “Dave” “Brenda” “anon” and “cybraxis”!!)

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The Total Bullsh*t FEBUS/SaintZina Reconciliation

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The Laurita feud is all in the past as the family spent a loving Christmas Eve AND a pleasant Thanksgiving feast before that. ‘It was a mutual thing. Everybody was just over the nonsense,’ the mother-of-three, FEBUS, told Dish Nation. ‘Dina … Continue reading

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The Phony RHONJ Reconciliation… Ranked 19 On The 10-Point BULLSH*T Scale!!

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NOTE:  We’re calling bullsh*t on this phony baloney reconciliation… and the BS meter exploded!  The ONLY reason these people are showing their new phony solidarity is to set themselves up to negotiate when Bravo offers them $$$ for their possible … Continue reading

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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DRUNKS… IT’S AN OLDIE BUT A GOODIE!!!  MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him!  Ellie Judge after listening to Tamballs rant… in person! David Beador…  after drinkin’ a case of … Continue reading

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WHICH HOUSEWIFE??? Will Go For This “BeautyTrend”?

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WHICH HOUSEWIFE WILL BE THE FIRST TO JUMP ON THIS NEW “BEAUTY TREND”…NEON ARMPITS????  This “beauty trend” is supposedly a sign of empowerment…  YODA already displayed her hairy armpits… will she be the first to go full-on neon?? (Thanks “ChrisH”!!)

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MELISSA GORGA: Talks WackyJackieChan And Danielle…

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Another telling little tidbit from MelissaGorga’s HomeShow appearance in March 2014. At the :30 mark MeGo explains that WackyJackieChan will NOT be on this season of the RHONJ. At the 1:10 mark, MeGo states that she never met Danielle. WackyJackieChan … Continue reading

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SIGNATURE APPAREL SHOCKER!! Chris AND Jax Have Sealed Records!

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CROOKED CHRIS AND WACKYJACKIE’S MOTION TO SEAL THE SIGNATURE APPAREL BANKRUPTCY PROCEEDINGS WAS GRANTED. Interesting that WackyJackieChan has continually stated that she knows nothing about the rape and pillage of Signature Apparel… yet, Jacqueline Laurita’s name is on the documents!

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SIGNATURE APPAREL UPDATE: Brother Joseph Laurita Off The Hook … For $1 Million Settlement

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  The Responsible Person in the never-ending Signature Apparel bankruptcy case tried to put the brakes on the $1 million proposed settlement for one of the Laurita brothers involved in the rape and collapse of Signature Apparel last month by … Continue reading

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MissAndy Writes Of His Displeasure With The Long Island Medium… But Praises Her On WWHL!

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The “Long Island Medium” Theresa Caputo is being accused of giving a fake reading to MissAndy when she was on WWHL  back in March. Andy says in his new book that Caputo did “a lot of fishing” when he was hoping … Continue reading

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BS Musings From WackyJackieChan: Kids Are NOT Her Story Line!?!… But Opens Up ALL Of Her Life!?…”Reality”TV Is Stressful, But $$$ Helps! HUH???

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  NO WORDS for the delusional rantings of WackyJackieChan. WackyJackieChan can try to laugh it off, but her kids ARE her story line…she knows it!  #REAL Doesn’t hide from real life issues???  Two words:  Signature Apparel   WackyJackieChan lets others … Continue reading

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WackyJackieChan And CrookedChris Writing Book About… Autism! Says Kids Are Not Story Line…

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Never one to let a money-making opportunity slip away, WackyJackieChan and her HouseHusband are writing a book about… what else… AUTISM!! Earlier this year, Laurita revealed she plans to write about her experience with autism. “It’s just been really great … Continue reading

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: Audriana’s Christening

How nice to see all the Jersey subhumans at a Christening…JuicyJoe checks out early:

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SH WITTY WEEKEND!! MissAndy’s Lost RHONJ Reunion Questions…

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“DinoBaby123″ will receive a coupon for one free Fabulicious GelatoBar!  FinePrint: Not responsible for travel expenses incurred while traveling to 738,623 grocery stores in states east of the Mississippi in search of said bars!

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SIGNATURE APPAREL UPDATE… UPDATE: Trial NOT On Calendar… Adjourned, Date TBD

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UPDATE:  The info below, following the schedule, was according to JudgeGrossman’s office.  Obviously, a mixup somewhere in communication. Instead of waiting until Monday to reconfirm the information, took a quick look at Judge Grossman’s calendar… the Laurita’s trial has been … Continue reading

RHONJ Reunion FINALE: What’s Bobby Doin’ In The Bathroom?

On the very last RHONJ Reunion Show…thank you, Jesus; sign of the cross; kisses to the sky…the HouseHusbands take over again.  LobbyBobby and LawsuitJim reveal what really happened with the bathroom scene:

The Twins’ Homewrecker Story Line…

The lame “homewrecker” story line is now all cleared up…

RHONJ Reunion: JoeyOrgan Suddenly Gets Protective Of His Sister…

Does SaintZina EVER shut up??  If she has something to say, why doesn’t she say it directly to LawsuitJim instead of whispering behind his back to her sofa-mates?  JoeyOrgan gets bent out of shape after LawsuitJim reminds him that he called his own sister GARBAGE:

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Camber’s BravoBlog: Plenty Of Misdirected BS…Aimed At SaintZina For WackyJackieChan!

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Hello Housewife friends! Welcome to the jungle baby! My first reunion was a wild ride. Call me sick and twisted, but I had an unbelievable time at the reunion when most, I have been warned, dread it. I felt like … Continue reading

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SaintZina’s BravoBlog: Excuses For Blowing Her “Zen” Facade…Explains RHONJ Reunion

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This reunion was very hard to watch. What most of you don’t know is I went in there with the intention of keeping silent on my family issues, as I have for the past four years.  HUH??  What the hell … Continue reading

Look Who’s Hangin’ With WackyJackyChan!

MelissaGorga hangin’ out with WackyJackyChan at Halloween.  No mention of this from Gorga… but from Gorga’s PR team sisters!  Why the secrecy, Gorga?   

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WackyJackyChan took time out from crying and tweeting about her autistic son to spend time with the Gorgas…

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NOTE:  Dr. Kassir held the very FIRST EVER plastic surgery runway show featuring his work on DanielleStaub and WackyJackyChan last year… mentioned HERE.

(Thanks “BlueIvy”!!)

SH EXCLUSIVE! WhackyJackyChan Calls SaintZina Lazy And Crazy!!

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I’ve never taken this to social but I have my breaking points. I’m human. Leaving for a retreat 

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SaintZina Explains The RHONJ Reunion… Against BubbaJax Using Her Kid As A Story Line

SaintZina is against BubbaJax using her kid as a story line.   It’s obvious that CrookedChris doesn’t mind…

DO ANY OF THESE HOUSEWIVES KNOW HOW TO SPELL??  (It’s “clique”, not “click”…it’s “than” not “then”.)

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