RHONJ Reunion FirstLook… Part One: Melissa Hasn’t Seen Teresa Until The Reunion

Teresa blows off Melissa’s text message…SaintZina butts in to divert attention after Melissa says she called Teresa, too!  SaintZina says Teresa is such a good girl…

RHONJ Reunion FirstLook… Part Two: SaintZina Blames Show For Breaking Up Her Family! Teresa Learns A New Word!

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SaintZina explains her delay in divorcing… she uses the lame excuse that she had to get a dorm room ready.  Teresa keeps butting in on MissAndy’s questions to SaintZina.  Zina says ChineseBubbaJax is “toxic”.  MissAndy says that “you don’t want to be on a reality show with your sister-in-law”… Melissa doesn’t want to talk about Teresa, she’s sitting out this one!  Interesting, as Melissa had no problem going after Teresa in past reunion shows before Teresa was sentenced!

Teresa’s new word:  insinuating!

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“LabLover” will receive a copy of ChineseBubbaJax’ new cookbook.  FinePrint:  ChineseBubbaJax’ cookbook consists of recipes stolen from Teresa’s upcoming cookbook, “The Art of Prison Cakes… Making Do With a JuiceBox And A HoHo”!

RHONJ Reunion: SaintZina Talks Fambly Relations…Never Met Nephew

SaintZina feels so bad for all the chilrun who understand their fambly feud…

HMMMMM… Why didn’t SaintZina go to her brother’s wedding???

 

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: RHONJ Reunion…Stripper ChineseBubbaJax … Go Scratch!

Not once during this exchange about where she and CrookedChris met, does ChineseBubbaJax ever deny that she was a GlitterGulch stripper in LasVegas!

RHONJ Reunion: Bringing Families Together

So full of hypocrisy… don’t know where to start!

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LAURITA GOT $2,335,000 For “Walking Around The Office”

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  This first paragraph summarizes the gist of the SignatureApparel lawsuit: In sum, a debtor does not have the discretion to waive the automatic stay, particularly at the demands of its creditors and any “acquiescence” to a creditor’s demands to … Continue reading

The First Ebola Housewife!

You just KNEW it was coming!  A Housewife getting Ebola!  ChineseBubbaJax had to be the first… she will be miraculously “cured” by drinking that black liquid!

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NOTE:  When will we EVER see that kid of hers grabbing a bottle of black stuff?

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SIGNATURE APPAREL UPDATE: Motion Puts The Brakes On Joseph Laurita $1 Million Settlement

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UPDATE:  Judge Grossman has approved settlement payment of $1 million to be paid by Joseph Laurita. Iconix Brands has filed a motion basically saying “hold on there”!!  Why is Joseph Laurita getting out of this SignatureApparel mess with just a … Continue reading

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WHATEVER WEDNESDAY: Whatever Happened To ChineseBubbaJax’ “Miracle Skin Care Line”?

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Back in 2012, ChineseBubbaJax was whining that every little pore on her face could now be seen on HD TV, so she developed a skin cream!  Whatever happened to that?? ChineseBubbaJax was pushing her skin cream in her BravoBlog… but, … Continue reading

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LAURITA SIGNATURE APPAREL LAWSUIT… What Do You Mean By “Bad Guys”?… UPDATE: Trial!

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These are just some highlights gleaned from the most recent 311-page document from the Signature Apparel bankruptcy lawsuit in which CrookedChris and ChineseBubbaJax are named: Under Bankruptcy Court supervision, Christopher Laurita never would have been permitted to abscond with Signature’s … Continue reading

SaintZina Spills It On Her Feud With FEBUS And BubbaJax

It’s obvious that SaintZina doesn’t really care about her brother’s wife!  It’s obvious that SaintZina is still boooooring…

 

 

 

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SaintZina Says Teresa Is Taking Her Situation “Seriously”

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SaintZina was on WWHL…where she was asked about her BFF, Teresa Giudice.  It’s very telling that SaintZina says that FelonJoodice is spending every second with her daughters… no mention of JuicyJoe!  And, that FelonJoodice is just NOW taking her upcoming sojourn … Continue reading

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THE CRAZY TRAIN IN BUBBA JAX HEAD Has Left The Station! SaintZina Tells BubbaJax To BUTT OUT! Jax Says She’s “Relatable”…

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  ChineseBubbaJax has been her usual busy self on twitter. It is SOP for the Housewives to drum up as much chaos as possible, as the chaos-creating incites more interest in watching the Housewives shows… presumably! The chaos-creating intensifies about six … Continue reading

SH WITTY WEEKEND! Caption This…

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“Ana Cephaly” will receive a personal tour of the actual pole on which BubbaJax performed at the GlitterGulch!!  FinePrint: Winner must arrange their own travel and lodging.  Used stripper poles may be purchased at the Gulch for $12.99!

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ChineseBubbaJax Bashes SaintZina With DanielleStaub Stripper Move!

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ChineseBubbaJax is a slick one!! ChineseBubbaJax does an “engage” and then “suggest” Danielle Stuab stripper move on twitter as she “engages” tweeters with her bashing of SaintZina…  … and then she “suggests” several times to watch that sinking crapfest of … Continue reading

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The SaintZina v FEBUS Feud… SaintZina Ain’t “Zen”!

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SaintZina really expected viewers to just go totally gaga over her return… and then buy whatever it is she’s pushing. Apparently, nothing went as SaintZina planned.  No one really cares for SaintZina and no one is buying her stuff.  The … Continue reading

It’s ChineseBubbaJax!!

 

Here’s why we love our Ronnie!!  He’s caught ChineseBubbaJax in an image on TrashTalkTV!!  That cliche is right!  Great minds do think alike!

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GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: Sex and Guns With Teresa And Joe!

From June 2011:  Before the bankruptcy got all serious… and before BubbaJax went all Chinese!  It’s Sex and Guns with Teresa and Joe!!

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SH EXCLUSIVE!! Inside MissAndy’s Mind! Who Will Be The Next RHONJ Star??

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RHONJ Pre-Reunion Fashions: Who Cares!?!

Who cares about NJ “fashion”… Teresa’s look at MissAndy around the :17 mark is the only redeeming part of this typical pre-reunion questioning.  And, what would a reunion be if MissAndy didn’t make a comment about Housewives boobs??

RHONJ Share The Best Tweets They’ve Ever Gotten…

SaintZinaLaurita is just sooooo desirable… the only tweets she gets are nasty sex tweets from all the guys who are after her.  TeresaJoodice says that she just spends five minutes on her ghostwritten twitter.  Ambuh gets tweets about her really bad makeup and blames it on lighting…

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… HWs Items That Don’t Deserve Full Attention! … Questions Answered!

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Some Housewives items which don’t deserve full atten-shun: Heather Dull-BRO voices her opinion about Teresa Giudice… and asks if Bravo is harboring a criminal: “Even on the day of their sentencing, they were hiding jewelry and they didn’t tell the … Continue reading