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From October 2013…FEBUSzoid Says “Bye-Bye” To RHONJ: Hypocrite “Hopes Grandchildren NEVER See RHONJ”… Then Does Spinoff

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Bravo…  NOTE:  Was not going to post this; however, quite an interesting sentence in FEBUS’ BravoBlog… Here we are, at the end of the Housewives Road. It was quite a season, wasn’t it? I hope you all enjoyed it. I … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: EX-Wife MessySalami’s Pay-Per-View Wedding… Camille Grammer’s EX Charged “Impeding Breath”… Yolanda Foster “Walk of Fame” Question… Sonja Morgan “Lawsuit Reversal?”… Porsha Stewart On VERY Low End For Appearance Fee

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EX-DC Wife, Messy Salami is getting married to Journey band member, Neal Schon… and Messy thinks that anyone cares!   In fact, Messy thinks so many care that her and Neal’s wedding will be via “pay-per-view” on December 14!  The … Continue reading

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FEBUSzoid Says “Bye-Bye” To RHONJ: Been In Talks With MissAndy For Years!… Thinkin’ Of “Grandchildren”!…

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Bravo…  NOTE:  Was not going to post this; however, quite an interesting sentence in FEBUS’ BravoBlog… Here we are, at the end of the Housewives Road. It was quite a season, wasn’t it? I hope you all enjoyed it. I … Continue reading

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MANZOID’S RHONJ Reunion BravoBlog… FEBUS Says She’s “DONE”!… Gives Kudos to Her “BeautyTEAM”!!…Thinks Her DressDesigner Will Be A “Household Name”… Has A NEW Website “BuyMyStuff”!!

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Bravo… Hello everyone! Sorry I’m late, been a busy couple of weeks, but here I am! We’re nearly at the end of the road. I’m finally getting myself into relaxation mode, and I’m happy, happy, happy.   NOTE:  FEBUS now … Continue reading

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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES… RHONJ RECAP: Season Three, Episode 18 … “Blood Is Thicker Than Guccis”… HAS ANYTHING CHANGED IN TWO YEARS?

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ORIGINALLY POSTED OCTOBER 6, 2011… TWO Years Ago!! HAS ANYTHING CHANGED????                                                            … Continue reading

MELISSA GORGA: MeGo’s Amazon Customer Reviews… The Gift That Keeps On Giving!!!… “Useless Marriage Advice”… Joe Gorga Had To “Break Her Down” To Marry Him!

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Here’s the right one…

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The number of customer reviews for MeGo’s “love and marriage” book on Amazon has jumped from 48 to a new total of 86!   Yes, there were only 48 yesterday!  FORTY new reviews in 24 hours!

66…SIXTY-SIX… outta that eighty-six are ONE star reviews!  Those FIVE-star reviewers are attempting to keep up with the total annihilation goin’ on at Amazon, but they may as well accept defeat!

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These are just a few of the NEW customer reviews:

  • I can’t believe this book was actually published! Don’t publishers check the work first? I thought the title was cute and wasn’t expecting a master piece, just some simple entertainment. After reading the first chapter, I had to go back and read it again. I couldn’t believe how it had been written! Very choppy and no continuity. Don’t get me started on the grammar. I felt like I needed a red pen to start correcting things! Kind of like my kids middle school book reports. I never did finish the book, my head was killing me. Life is too short to waste time on this book. I feel cheated out of fifteen bucks and my time for someone else’s gain.
  • I think that the publishing house should be ashamed and called out publicly for publishing this tripe. I do believe that this may be the worst book I have ever read. There is no shame in meeting your husband while you worked in a Gentleman’s Club that he frequented. There is no shame in marrying a man for his money and then falling in love with him. But, even the true version of her life prior to being on RHONJ would have been boring. I was not expecting a literary masterpiece. But, as a teacher, I wanted to slash nearly every sentence with a red pen, until I got so exasperated I could read no more. How in the world did this woman get into college. She mangles the English language as if she was angry at it. As to the content of the book and her hot and happy marriage. I am surprise a woman with three children could be so immature, shallow and vapid. If she really believes this idiocy that she writes about, which is the antithesis of feminism and reality in 2013, then she won’t be married much longer. She truly does not know what love is. And that is very sad.
  • Shame on whoever green-lighted this book as a favor to Bravo. Have some standards.
  • This book is ridiculous. Everything she says contradicts what she said on Tv & in Magazines. She didn’t get married until 2004 & met Joe in 2003. In the book she says she married Joe in 2000. She is so fake & is the biggest liar I know. There is nothing in this book that is even true. It is a work of fiction. Her marriage is a joke. Don’t waste your money on this farce of a book!!
  • She sounds like a cat in heat but even her singing is better than this garbage. I think maybe one of her kids helped her to write it because it appears it was written by a 5 year old. She is in love, I will give her that, but not with Joe the worm. She is madly in love with herself. I am still trying to figure out how she got a publisher to publish this nonsense. Stick to being a wife and mom Melissa, you have no other talents. Don’t waste your money on this. I could barely get through it but I read it in an appropriate place, the bathroom. Too bad I couldn’t flush it.
  • You want some essential newly wed advice from this fabulous book? POOP!!!! Yes, poop. Apparently you aren’t supposed to let your husband know you do it, nor are you supposed to let him know you grow hair on your legs and armpits. Human women are so last year! Why have a breathing female when you can have a fake one, right Melissa Gorga? Don’t forget not to poop!
  • This book made my IQ drop 20 points!!! I never liked her on the show and thought she was a big fake but got her book just to see if I can find another side to her and maybe she can b honest in her book…guess not all boring crap that I didn’t care to read ! U can tell that everything she writes is just as fake as she is on the show! Whoever gave her a book deal is crazy! The language and grammar is that of a 8th grader ..with all her money she should have paid for some1 to write the book for her! Good thing I read the book in an hour because I’m bringing it right back to the store ..I refuse to pay for crap !
  • Since I’m just learning to read books with lots of pages, my tutor thought this would be a good starter book for me. Before I started, I shaved my pits & legs, gave myself a good bikini waxing, threw on some yoga pants, and put on a super hot top over my to small push-up bra. I also ordered Chinese food & put it on a plate for when my man came home. I wrote a quick note to my “King” on the napkin next to the Chinese food. The note said, “Dear King, This is your queen, I’ve shaved, haven’t pooped , and prepared this meal for you. You can find me in my recording studio, reading my first book with lots of pages. Your Devoted, Queen.”   I don’t understand all the hateful reviews. For a first time reader, I found the sentence structure to be very simple. Perhaps this book should be required reading for middle school girls. My favorite part of the book was, “Loin & The Ram: A Wild Love Story”. Who doesn’t love a great zodiac story! I hope Melissa Gorga’s second book with lots of pages in it, has more zodiac stories.   If you haven’t read this yet, download some of Melissa’s iTunes songs, strap on some headphones, and engross yourself in the tale that Melissa Gorga wove. Just be sure to properly groom yourself and put some Chinese food on a plate for your “King”.

 

SH reader @JenGotClassNass contributed to the literary lashing…

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Just to be fair, a sampling of the FIVE star reviews:

  • I love Melissa and Joe and I read this book in a day. Their marriage is similar to mine and I agree with most of what she says. I enjoyed it. Not sure why there is so much hate going on. If you aren’t happy in your marriage you should take some pointers instead of saying nasty things. Hmm…
  • They are a perfect couple! In addition to all the fascinating background information, Melissa also shares fashion and beauty tips and advice. I love getting the inside scoop! So fun that Melissa included her make up artist in her book! (I hope he writes his own book one day…soon!)   I was also happy to find the book is completely in Melissa’s voice. It sounds like her when I read it.   I didn’t get the feeling there was a ghost writer involved with this at all.

NOTE:  Nice try to quash those ghostwriter questions!  ‘Cause everybody knows that MeGo slaved away, writing EVERY night curled up in a corner of her sofa from exactly 10 pm to 2 am!  

Maybe that last reviewer didn’t get the “FEELING”… but, as EVERYONE knows, MeGo’s book was written by the same ghostwriter who wrote Snooki’s Pulitzer-prize-winning books… Valerie Frankel, as mentioned on SH back in December!  Val’s dream is to write a NYTimes Bestseller.  YO!  Val!!  Creep on over to TreeJoodice’s marble mausoleum…heard she’s looking for someone to collect more recipes for her next cookbook!   Somehow it always winds it’s way back to Tree… poor MeGo!!

 

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JoeyMarco Gorga has been in love with PoopyPiggyMeGo since he laid eyes on her…  AAWWWWW.  Raise your hand if you, too, fell in love with MeGo since layin’ eyes on her.   Thank you, Johnny… you can put your hand down now.  We can see your hand… the room temp has dropped 15 degrees  from your hand wavin’!  Down, Johnny… down!!

JoGo had to “break her down” to marry him?  What an accomplishment!!  When there’s wife #2, JoGo will know better…     

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(Thanks to SH readers “PMG” “@JenGotClassNass” and “HousewifeHoe”!!!!)

MANZOID BRAVO BLOG…

NOTE:  Kinda amazing dat DonCaro is takin’ the time out to write ANYTHING… she should be scouring the intrawebby for her friends!

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Hello and happy Sunday! Summer is officially over, everyone is in work mode, the kids are back to school, and fall is in the air. I love it!

We’re finally back from Arizona, and everyone is getting back to work. Teresa has a new food line, Melissa took her singing career to another level, Kathy’s cannoli make their way into New York City, and Jacqueline conquers her fear of public speaking while raising Autism awareness. As for me, all you got to see was me suffering from another migraine. One of these days I hope to finally be rid of them! I’ve had them since I was eight years old. I think I deserve to be migraine free at this point in my life, keeping my fingers crossed.   NOTE:  DonCaro is a dolt.  Imitrex now comes in pill form.  However, it is important to find the reason for the migraines… and DonCaro simply follows those reasons around!

I enjoyed watching all of the husbands support their wives in their endeavors. They were cute, weren’t they? Joe Giudice proudly showed the two mom’s Teresa’s showroom, Joe Gorga praised Melissa’s talent to her new manager, Richie was running around in circles trying to get Kathy to Dylan’s on time, Chris gave Jacqueline hugs and pep talks right up to the very minute she spoke, and even my Albert made sure I was comfortable with a back rub and an ice pack for my headache. They drive us crazy, but when we need them, they’re right by our sides, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.   NOTE:  Oh, they were so cute… BLEEEECH!!

The conversation between Rosie and Joe was unbelievable. Is it just me or are those two hilarious together? I’m thrilled to know that Rosie took her lessons from Mirival home with her and applied them to her everyday life. Arizona was a life changing experience for her and listening to Rosie tell Joe that she is finally comfortable in her own skin was awesome. Now if someone would just tell them that Joe does not have eggs, all will be right with the world.

All in all I think we finally managed to have a positive episode with everyone moving forward with good intentions. It wasn’t perfect, there were a couple of little bumps, but I’m choosing to ignore them for now. I’ve decided to take the glass is half full approach with this group.

As always, I thank you so much for watching. I’ll see you all next week!

P.S. Check out my new website www.carolinemanzo.com and don’t forget to listen to our Manzo family weekly podcast on iTunes! “Let Me Tell You Something” is free and fun!
 Follow us all on Twitter @carolinemanzo, @albiemanzo, @laurenmanzo, @chris_manzo, @cafface, @littletownnj, @blkbeverages, @thebrownstonenj. 
Last but not least big hugs to those who bought my book Let Me Tell You Something, it means the world to me! Xoxo.

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MELISSA GORGA: MeGo’s BravoBlog…Moved To Franklin Lakes… Buy My BOOK!!

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Bravo… Hi, everyone! We finally moved to Franklin Lakes. I feel like I have been unpacking for days. I can’t rest until every single thing is in place. The kids were so nervous to start their first day at a … Continue reading

MELISSA GORGA: A Mystery!… Can You Find The Video???

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Melissa Gorga’s “team” is sweeping the intrawebby and deleting any teeny, tiny shred of MeGo prancin’ and dancin’ while she busts more eardrums tryin’ to belt out some off-key notes “entertains”…. eeer, “sings”… while visiting a radio station in Orlando in July.

  • WHY would MeGo’s “people” want this video to disappear?
  • Can YOU find that video???
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MELISSA GORGA: It’s Back! MelissaGorga RAWW!!!… Really Astonishingly WretchWorthy Singin’ and Dancin’

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FIRST:  The underground, never-to-be-found original version, which was quickly banished to float around in the intrawebby atmosphere.  This version was Melissa Gorga RAWW… Really Astonishingly WretchWorthy!  (MeGo DID say that she was a wretch… who wanted to be saved… but, … Continue reading

MELISSA GORGA: “Removed” Performance Resuscitated!!

Mysteriously, this video suddenly appears on YouTube!  MeGo sings her newest “NeverLetMeGo.”  This one has been polished… auto-tuned… a bit; however, it’s still damn awful!

NOTE:  **Warning**!! It is highly recommended that you locate your nearest ER… you may need some morphine after watching and listening!

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MELISSA GORGA: YouTube Interview and “Performance”… Removed By User!… WHO Really Took It Down?

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This is pretty damn funny!!!   However, you, the SH reader can be the judge! Here’s the facts, Jack: Melissa Gorga was interviewed in Orlando a few weeks ago by a local radio station, XL106.7. MeGo’s new manager, “behind the … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA: BREAKING NEWS!!… MeGo’s Brilliant Statement…Makes Her Candidate For “Stoopidest Housewife” Of 2014

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If you haven’t heard by now, Melissa and JoeyMarco Gorga were at the VMAs over the weekend and word has it that MeGo… through her new manager, Johnny Wright… just might be doin’ something with Justin Timberlake.  Note to Justin: … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA: MeGo’s BravoBlog… Had Morphine Drip… Buy Her Song… Buy Her Book… Keep Watching!… AND Gorga At VMAs (Someone Is Bald!)

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Bravo… Hi, everyone! Yesterday was a big day. I released my new single “Never Let Me Go” and I think it’s the best one yet! I pushed myself more vocally on this track than ever before and I hope you … Continue reading

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MANZOID: Short, Boring BravoBlog…

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Bravo… Hello from the Jersey Shore! Sorry for the late blog, I’ve been cooking up a storm and cleaning for the past week, which translates into having a blast with friends and family. Was it me or did we have … Continue reading

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DonCaro’s Blah, Blah,Blah BravoBlog… Really Can’t Remember The Episode… AND… BUY Her Stuff!!

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Bravo… Hey guys, how’s everyone’s Sunday been? Mine was pretty good, enjoying a little down time down at the Jersey Shore; life is good. I watched the episode earlier on in the week and my memory is a little foggy, … Continue reading

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MANZO: DonCaro’s BravoBlog…It’s Caro’s FEBUS Boyz… BubbaJax Don’t Take Nuthin’… Not Even Aspirin!

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Bravo…  NOTE:  It’s the usual boooooring Manzoid BravoBlog… ‘cept DonCaro’s kinda unusual mention of BubbaJax’ usage of medication. Hey guys, happy Sunday! Mark your calendar everyone, because we finally did it! It was nice to finally see pleasant conversation and … Continue reading

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MANZO BravoBlog… Blah, Blah, Blah… Thanks For Buyin’ My Book…

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Bravo… Hey guys, how’s everyone doing? It’s all good in New Jersey, thank goodness for Dr. V! I really enjoyed this week’s episode, we finally saw some progress and real communication between the Gorga and Guidice clan. I liked Dr. V’s … Continue reading

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MANZO: BravoBlog… Caro Still Tryin’ To Rehab Her Image…

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Bravo… Happy Sunday and Happy Father’s Day to all the daddies out there, hope it was a good one! There’s so much to talk about this week — we went from a runaway Ferrari to a pig on a lawn … Continue reading

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KENYA MOORE: Kenya’s BravoBlog… Says Phaedra Parks is “evil, vindictive, ugly person” … AND “A Fraud”!!

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Bravo… VEGAS BABY Although the long, arduous bus ride left a lot to be desired, there was some fun to be had on the trip. I enjoyed Kandi and her silly storytelling, Cynthia’s impersonation of Kandi, and how light hearted most of … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA: Just A Typical Day In The Life of A “Reality” Pop Star!!… And Don’t Forget That “FEE”!!… Joe Gorga Not Too Ill To Tweet!

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“Melissa Gorga, is the star of Bravo’s hit show The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Melissa has turned her dream of becoming a recording artist into a reality. Working with some of the top music producers in the industry, Melissa … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA: MORE “Charity” Club Dates!… Doin’ It For The Kids… Still Loves Being A “Mommy”!!!… AND… “BlindItem”? Hardly…

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Taking full advantage of her “PLATFORM” as a New Jersey Housewife… Melissa Gorga continues her clubbin’ dates… under the guise of “charity,” of course! Bring a toy and you’ll get to participate in a “meet and greet” with MeGo!! MeGo … Continue reading

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TAMRA BARNEY: Tamballs All Proud… Tamballs Podcast Favored By “Stitcher”…For a Hot Minute!!

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December 1, 2012   NOTE:  For some reason this item was in “draft” mode!!  Excuse the delay!   That Housewife role model, the Housewife to which all should aspire to become, the HoneyBooBoo of the OC… Tamballs Barney… was super … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA: VEVO and AGJ Entertainment… Reviews of “I Just Wanna”…

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October 13, 2012  10:10 am                           “I just wanna dance… but, I really gotta get home to make dinner for my JoGo…” “VEVO,” the name on Melissa Gorga’s latest … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA: MeGo’s BravoBlog…Blames Teresa Giudice and KimD… MeGo Pulls Out The “I’m A MOM” Card

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September 19,  2012  11:50 am  Bravo…                                                    Cover thanks to “HousewifeHoe!” Well the time has come. … Continue reading