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SH “HIT AND RUN” FRIDAY: Miss Universe “Housewife Judge”… LeAnn Rimes Alludes That Brandi “Looking To Be Famous”… Brandi Glanville Book… Project Runway… Heather Dubrow “Acting Gig”

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Who will the Housewife chosen to judge the Miss Universe pageant this year? Since Trump took over the pageant and made MissAndy the host, there has been a Housewife judge every year… first year was DonCaro; second year was Cindy … Continue reading

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PROJECT RUNWAY: Video Recap From “Flipit” Ronnie!!

December 7, 2012   TVGASM…  We are ProjectRunway fans and we’re also fans of flipit/Ronnie.  So, what could be better than ma Boo, flipit/Ronnie’s, review of last night’s Project Runway!?

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SH “HIT AND RUN” FRIDAY: KellyB Still Ca-ra-zee! … flipit/Ronnie “ProjectRunwayReview”… Kathy Wakile “RHONJ RememberME Tweets”…NEW Marky-Mark Boston Reality Show… UPDATE: WWHL Guest Camille Paglia “KnowsHerHousewives”!!!

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November 16, 2012 EX-Housewife, Kelly Bensimon, has been taking her ex-housewifery status well.   Kelly is not calling the paps to photo her walkin’ down the street; Kelly is not demanding to know why MissAndy fired her; Kelly is simply … Continue reading

KKB… Koo-Koo Kelly Bensimon

While looking for something else, I came across this short blurp (combo of ‘blip’ and ‘burp’) about that wack-job, Real Housewives of New York cast member,                 Ka-razy Kelly Bensimon.  Apparently, she had been running around NYC for years asking how to become famous.  The following is from the August 8, 2010 New York Magazine:

Kelly Bensimon Asked for Advice on How to Become FamousPerennial teenager, Kelly K Bensimon

“It’s no secret that Real Housewife Kelly Bensimon has always yearned to be famous. “I wanted to put my name up there,” she told Bazaar last year, of why she joined the reality show. “I was like, it’s not enough for New York to know me. I wanted the rest of America to know me.”   And to get there, she apparently solicited advice from entertainment lawyer, and father of Lizzie, Allen Grubman.   As he told the Journal this weekend:

“You know, Kelly Bensimon used to call me all the time and ask me, ‘How do I become famous?’” he said.

Now, if she asked him, she must have asked other people the same thing. Which makes us wonder:   Is Kelly Bensimon‘s whole DEAL the product of people reacting to that question with whatever popped into their head? Because if so, that almost … makes sense. “Get arrested for abusing your boyfriend,” we imagine Liza Minnelli saying to her in a martini haze. “Become the ambassador for wool,” Isaac Mizrahi might have told her, just to be quirky. “Flash your vagine,” said Paris Hilton.

Kelly ‘we see your boobjob scar’ Bensimon

But Allen doesn’t say what the advice he gave her was.   Maybe he said, “Be in a car wreck, that’ll get you on national television,” but the connection was bad, and Kelly heard, “Be a car wreck on national television.

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NOTE:  The next time KKB  starts whining about how she’s portrayed on the Real Housewives of New York, remember this article.  Kelly:  you need to be careful what you wish for…

Bravo’s “The Fashion Show”: A Fashion Disaster

Twelve people were living under the subway. The ‘twelve’ kept their distance from each other, but each contributed to their daily survival. Great food scavenged from fine restaurant’s trash cans, heat from a wood fire that was always tended to and electricity from a circuit that was tapped into. They watched the scratchy picture of the 12-in black and white TV and they saw the life that went on above them. They were curious if they could live above ground, not just go above to retrieve what they needed for the day, but if they could stay and fit in.  Would their life above be any better than the grey pictures of their TV? They had to try.

They each departed with only the clothes on their backs and one extra change of clothes. Once above ground, they scattered and each wandered the city. Unbeknownst to one another, they each met a man with brillo-textured hair who rambled on about how he hated the color brown. This unusual man gave each a card on which was written an address…

Each of the “twelve” found the address and one by one they entered a curtained room.   They were instructed to choose a sewing box, which contained a number. The number corresponded to a model and they were given the task of dressing their model in the best representation of their work, which luckily they had brought with them from their subwayworld.

The numbers were used to divide the ’12’  into teams of six each: The House of Nami and The House of Emerald Syx. The design houses are to design a cohesive collection based on international model/cosmetics creator/icon/wife of David Bowie… IMAN. One member of the winning house will be crowned ‘the winner’ and one member of the losing design house will be sent back to the underworld.

After each design house has briefly discussed their strategy, they were taken to an area by the man with the brillo hair who hates the color brown, Isaac Mizrahi, to explain their vision. Their collections were presented on the runway to the judges, Isaac, Iman, Laura Brown and guest judge, Rachel Roy for review. After the judges deliberated, the House of Nami was announced as the winner and a member of the House of Emerald Syx was shown the door, but not before they took back the sewing kit and her number.

The Fashion Show is Bravo’s second try and they need to keep trying.  If Bravo cannot devise their own formula for a fashion reality show, they need to gracefully bow out of this genre until they find a unique blueprint that will challenge Project Runway. Iman has replaced ho-hum Kelly Rowland as co-host, but she’s no competition for Heidi in the co-hosting spot. Iman is a fashionista from way back, but she went to the Camilla Alves (Shear Genius) school of TV hosting… we could use subtitles, please. Laura Brown has been added as the ‘editorial judge’ ala Nina Garcia. Rachel Roy was the guest judge, recycled from guest judging on this season’s Project Runway. Then there’s Isaac Mizrahi. Tim Gunn is the gold standard and Isaac is…well, Tim Gunn is Tim Gunn and Tim Gunn hasn’t a prejudice toward any color.

There are more comparisons at which TFS flatlines: Project Runway shops at Mood and The Fashion Show at Zarin fabrics; Project Runway’s designers are ensconsed at the Atlas and The Fashion Show designers are stowed somewhere on NYC’s West Side; Project Runway’s designers are themselves stylish and The Fashion Show designers haven’t looked in a mirror lately.

The Fashion Show wants to be fashion forward, but ends up on the clearance rack.

Bravo, please go back to Andy’s place or wherever all the Bravo producers hang out and conceptualize an innovative formula for a fashion reality show that would excite and engage your viewers.

Back to the episode… the remaining designers dropped their scissors in unison, grabbed their extra change of clothes, abandonded the workroom, exiled from The Fashion Show, and dropped back into their underground lives.

They made sure they took their sewing boxes.