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MELISSA GORGA: MeGo’s RHONJ Finale BravoBlog… DEFENDS Her Book… Words Are NOT To Be Taken “LITERALLY”…Compares Her Book To “50Shades”…Crazy Backpeddling… AND… Says Joe Gorga “Works”!!… Totally Punks Out Of Explaining “Penny/JTG”!… “Thousands” At Book Signing!

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Bravo…  Too late for back trackin’…but, MeGo tries anyway! Hi, everyone! What a week. The finale episode was only part of the excitement. My bookLove Italian Style has been out for over ten days now, and it’s making headlines. Some of … Continue reading

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SH BLIND ITEM: Guess The Housewife!… UPDATE: Housewife Revealed!… IT’S KOMA KATHY!!!… And RancidRichie’s EXXON Lawsuit

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Which Housewife was approved to purchase a LOT in Franklin Lakes for just under $700,000??? This Housewife will be in close proximity to another Housewife who is now RENTING in Franklin Lakes.   Much more convenient for camera crews! THIS … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES NEWS: Kyle Richards… BubbaJax… PT Housewife… Lisa Vanderpump “Phoniest Story Of The Day”!… Look At The RHONJ Reunion Show “Fashions”!

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HagfaceKyle talks about Shana:   “She’s never been one to backstab and always supported all of us,” says Richards.  HagfaceKyle obviously had somma her brain cells sucked out while undergoing that massive lipo surgery! BubbaJax had a tummy tuck??  AND… a … Continue reading

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UPDATE: Charges Dropped In The Ridgewood Brawl… “StilletoGate”… RHONJ Viewers Punked Again!… UPDATE: BubbaJax Says She Didn’t Assault JTG!… JTG’s PHONY Legal Maneuver

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UPDATE SEPTEMBER 26, 2013:  ALL charges in the Ridgewood “StilettoGate” melee… to be featured on Sunday’s RHONJ finale… have been DROPPED.     YOU, the RHONJ viewers, have been officially PUNKED!!   Don’t know where these other “inside sources” get … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIFE NEWS: LuAnnie… PT Housewife…BubbaJax Pissed… BFrankel “A Pest”…Manzoids “LittleTown Reviews”

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THE OTHER SIDE… So You Wanna Start A Housewives Site…??

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As mentioned several times, have been trying to write a book.  However, it is next to impossible to continue this site and write a book. Have been giving it some very careful thought and have decided that perhaps SH readers … Continue reading

MELISSA GORGA: MeGo’s Amazon Customer Reviews… The Gift That Keeps On Giving!!!… “Useless Marriage Advice”… Joe Gorga Had To “Break Her Down” To Marry Him!

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The number of customer reviews for MeGo’s “love and marriage” book on Amazon has jumped from 48 to a new total of 86!   Yes, there were only 48 yesterday!  FORTY new reviews in 24 hours!

66…SIXTY-SIX… outta that eighty-six are ONE star reviews!  Those FIVE-star reviewers are attempting to keep up with the total annihilation goin’ on at Amazon, but they may as well accept defeat!

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These are just a few of the NEW customer reviews:

  • I can’t believe this book was actually published! Don’t publishers check the work first? I thought the title was cute and wasn’t expecting a master piece, just some simple entertainment. After reading the first chapter, I had to go back and read it again. I couldn’t believe how it had been written! Very choppy and no continuity. Don’t get me started on the grammar. I felt like I needed a red pen to start correcting things! Kind of like my kids middle school book reports. I never did finish the book, my head was killing me. Life is too short to waste time on this book. I feel cheated out of fifteen bucks and my time for someone else’s gain.
  • I think that the publishing house should be ashamed and called out publicly for publishing this tripe. I do believe that this may be the worst book I have ever read. There is no shame in meeting your husband while you worked in a Gentleman’s Club that he frequented. There is no shame in marrying a man for his money and then falling in love with him. But, even the true version of her life prior to being on RHONJ would have been boring. I was not expecting a literary masterpiece. But, as a teacher, I wanted to slash nearly every sentence with a red pen, until I got so exasperated I could read no more. How in the world did this woman get into college. She mangles the English language as if she was angry at it. As to the content of the book and her hot and happy marriage. I am surprise a woman with three children could be so immature, shallow and vapid. If she really believes this idiocy that she writes about, which is the antithesis of feminism and reality in 2013, then she won’t be married much longer. She truly does not know what love is. And that is very sad.
  • Shame on whoever green-lighted this book as a favor to Bravo. Have some standards.
  • This book is ridiculous. Everything she says contradicts what she said on Tv & in Magazines. She didn’t get married until 2004 & met Joe in 2003. In the book she says she married Joe in 2000. She is so fake & is the biggest liar I know. There is nothing in this book that is even true. It is a work of fiction. Her marriage is a joke. Don’t waste your money on this farce of a book!!
  • She sounds like a cat in heat but even her singing is better than this garbage. I think maybe one of her kids helped her to write it because it appears it was written by a 5 year old. She is in love, I will give her that, but not with Joe the worm. She is madly in love with herself. I am still trying to figure out how she got a publisher to publish this nonsense. Stick to being a wife and mom Melissa, you have no other talents. Don’t waste your money on this. I could barely get through it but I read it in an appropriate place, the bathroom. Too bad I couldn’t flush it.
  • You want some essential newly wed advice from this fabulous book? POOP!!!! Yes, poop. Apparently you aren’t supposed to let your husband know you do it, nor are you supposed to let him know you grow hair on your legs and armpits. Human women are so last year! Why have a breathing female when you can have a fake one, right Melissa Gorga? Don’t forget not to poop!
  • This book made my IQ drop 20 points!!! I never liked her on the show and thought she was a big fake but got her book just to see if I can find another side to her and maybe she can b honest in her book…guess not all boring crap that I didn’t care to read ! U can tell that everything she writes is just as fake as she is on the show! Whoever gave her a book deal is crazy! The language and grammar is that of a 8th grader ..with all her money she should have paid for some1 to write the book for her! Good thing I read the book in an hour because I’m bringing it right back to the store ..I refuse to pay for crap !
  • Since I’m just learning to read books with lots of pages, my tutor thought this would be a good starter book for me. Before I started, I shaved my pits & legs, gave myself a good bikini waxing, threw on some yoga pants, and put on a super hot top over my to small push-up bra. I also ordered Chinese food & put it on a plate for when my man came home. I wrote a quick note to my “King” on the napkin next to the Chinese food. The note said, “Dear King, This is your queen, I’ve shaved, haven’t pooped , and prepared this meal for you. You can find me in my recording studio, reading my first book with lots of pages. Your Devoted, Queen.”   I don’t understand all the hateful reviews. For a first time reader, I found the sentence structure to be very simple. Perhaps this book should be required reading for middle school girls. My favorite part of the book was, “Loin & The Ram: A Wild Love Story”. Who doesn’t love a great zodiac story! I hope Melissa Gorga’s second book with lots of pages in it, has more zodiac stories.   If you haven’t read this yet, download some of Melissa’s iTunes songs, strap on some headphones, and engross yourself in the tale that Melissa Gorga wove. Just be sure to properly groom yourself and put some Chinese food on a plate for your “King”.

 

SH reader @JenGotClassNass contributed to the literary lashing…

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Just to be fair, a sampling of the FIVE star reviews:

  • I love Melissa and Joe and I read this book in a day. Their marriage is similar to mine and I agree with most of what she says. I enjoyed it. Not sure why there is so much hate going on. If you aren’t happy in your marriage you should take some pointers instead of saying nasty things. Hmm…
  • They are a perfect couple! In addition to all the fascinating background information, Melissa also shares fashion and beauty tips and advice. I love getting the inside scoop! So fun that Melissa included her make up artist in her book! (I hope he writes his own book one day…soon!)   I was also happy to find the book is completely in Melissa’s voice. It sounds like her when I read it.   I didn’t get the feeling there was a ghost writer involved with this at all.

NOTE:  Nice try to quash those ghostwriter questions!  ‘Cause everybody knows that MeGo slaved away, writing EVERY night curled up in a corner of her sofa from exactly 10 pm to 2 am!  

Maybe that last reviewer didn’t get the “FEELING”… but, as EVERYONE knows, MeGo’s book was written by the same ghostwriter who wrote Snooki’s Pulitzer-prize-winning books… Valerie Frankel, as mentioned on SH back in December!  Val’s dream is to write a NYTimes Bestseller.  YO!  Val!!  Creep on over to TreeJoodice’s marble mausoleum…heard she’s looking for someone to collect more recipes for her next cookbook!   Somehow it always winds it’s way back to Tree… poor MeGo!!

 

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JoeyMarco Gorga has been in love with PoopyPiggyMeGo since he laid eyes on her…  AAWWWWW.  Raise your hand if you, too, fell in love with MeGo since layin’ eyes on her.   Thank you, Johnny… you can put your hand down now.  We can see your hand… the room temp has dropped 15 degrees  from your hand wavin’!  Down, Johnny… down!!

JoGo had to “break her down” to marry him?  What an accomplishment!!  When there’s wife #2, JoGo will know better…     

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(Thanks to SH readers “PMG” “@JenGotClassNass” and “HousewifeHoe”!!!!)

MELISSA GORGA: Amazon Customer Reviews… UPDATE!… 13 USED Books Waiting To Be Sold!!

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Just overnight, the customer reviews on Amazon.com written re Melissa Gorga’s book, have gone from a total of 28 to 48!

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As you can see, the majority of the customer reviews land in the ONE star category.  The five-star reviewers are fighting back!!!

Included in the five star category is a customer review by “HappilyMarried”:

5.0 out of 5 stars LOVE this book, September 17, 2013

“I found this book to be lighthearted, interesting and fun to read. I will be giving this book as a gift to my girlfriend who has an anniversary coming up. Definitely recommend purchasing it.”

“HappilyMarried” looks very familiar… it’s MeGo’s sister!

The ONE star customer reviews are so much more entertaining!!

This customer is requesting a refund:

  • I was suspicious of this book when the author’s husband was not on the front cover with her. She claimed that God sent him to her but is ashamed to share the cover of the book with him. Worst book I ever purchased in my life. I was so excited to buy another housewife book since Beverly Hills Housewife Brandi’s book. This housewife book is boring.There is nothing interesting about her life and her so call hot marriage. The only thing that she has going for her is that she is the sister in law of popular housewife star Teresa Giudice.  This book is a snooze fest. I feel ripped off. I saw that 13 used books are already waiting to be sold. Hopefully I can return my book and make it 14 used books to be sold.

 

This customer has six words:

  • 8 yrs and she really think she has the secrets. I read the kindle version from a friend…so happy I didn’t spend my money. I have six words for this book..’HAVE WE ALL JUST BEEN PUNKED ‘. This writing is all over the place… it’s like pages of unfinished thoughts. I guess when she’s done being a whore in the bedroom her marriage is over. Someone should tell her about this thing called growing old. I would think she would still want a happy marriage.

 

This customer pretty much sums up the feelings of the majority of readers:

  • Talk to me when you are married 35 years. Nobody can write a book on marriage after 8 years.   Also you have to be able to write to write a book!

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(Thanks to SH readers “HousewifeHoe” “@JenGotClassNass” “PMG” and “Jozy”!!!)

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: Let’s Take Another Look At Those “Damn Melissa Emails”… From TWO Years Ago!… The Source Of Numerous Items On Various HWs Sites

NOTE:  The relationship between Melissa Gorga, Penny Karagiorgis and her husband, Johnny “The Greek” Karagiorgis,  and Posche Boutique owner KimD is further explained in these emails received two years ago.  

The emails also are the source of numerous items on various Housewives sites…

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While looking for something else, came upon THIS very interesting post.  

Let’s take a look back to almost a year ago… before Melissa Gorga hit the big time… before her Housewife fame hit.

                                                                                Which one of you bitches called me bitch… bitch?

Melissa Gorga the newest Housewife on the Real Housewives of New Jersey has a lot to say about Tree, Caroline, Jackie and Kathy, but her real reason for signing on to RHONJ?  It’s all about her singing career.  (Interesting that the email sent to SH (below) that caused such a brouhaha said that Melissa’s whole intention for getting on RHONJ was to further her singing career.)

But, if Melissa is such a world-class singer, why would she go through the constant ‘heartbreak’… now there’s a drinking game… take a drink every time you see a video of the cast of RHONJ and they say ‘heartbreak’ or ‘heartbreaking’… you’ll be looking like this in a matter of minutes….of a reality TV show to get her singing showcased?

                          Did someone say ‘heartbreak’ again?

Are the rumors true that Melissa was pissed with Tree JOO-DICE for not acting like la famiglia and ‘sharing the wealth’ with Melissa and her husband, Joe during the first two seasons of RHONJ by way of introducing Melissa and Joe and allowing them some screen time?

During last season, Danielle states that it was Melissa who was feeding her information to use against Tree… not just to inflame Tree, but to also get Melissa noticed by the Bravo producers.

                           Don’t hurt my Juicy!!

According to Danielle, it was Melissa who told Danielle to bring up Tree’s nephew at the reunion, as there were problems brewing between Tree and Melissa and Melissa knew that bringing up the subject of not recognizing her nephew would really steam Tree.  Of course, there’s still that rumor out there that the nephew is not Melissa’s son, but a baby that Juicy’s ‘side’, Tara G or T, had.  Who knows?  It’s difficult to piece this relationship together.

Are both Tree and Melissa playing a huge game on RHONJ viewers?  Tree is a pretty sneaky biatch and Melissa can’t be too far behind her in that department… Melissa has been in the family for almost 10 years.

                                  Melissa is very serious about her music.  You always stand by a piano if you want your audience to think you’re serious…

So, with that in mind, here’s a scenario:   Melissa thinks she is a fantastic singer.  Tree says to Melissa that RHONJ would be a great springboard for you, but no one will watch you if all you do is sing.  There has to be a really good back story to the reason that you would participate in the show.  Melissa and Tree confer and come up with the tried and true story of competing women.  Yeah, let’s really hate each other on the show… since we know each other so well, we could really make it believable.

Melissa would only have to suffer through such ‘heartbreak’ for one season and Tree would come out of it a little bruised, but a lot of viewers would have such sympathy for her that they would want to see her back and would even buy cookbooks 3 and 4  “Sauce or Gravy” and “Cumin, Dinner’s Getting Cold:  Fast Meals if You Don’t Make it to the DinnerTable.”

After Melissa has her singing career off the ground and she’s relocated to LA, there will be a spot left open for another RHONJ… this time it might be one or two of Caroline’s estranged sisters… now that would be a show!

Melissa has a chat with HubPages and explains how she got on RHONJ and her plans… here.

                                                                                 You can book Melissa here.

Melissa also had an interview with an Atlanta radio station… and chatted about how she overcame being the ‘new girl’ on RHONJ.  Melissa says that she, Caroline, Jackie and Kathy get along well.  Teresa just cannot stand any attention being taken away from her.   AND…  Melissa’s singing is just gonna blow everyone away!

Radio Interview…

THE FIRST “DAMN MELISSA EMAIL”…

May 11, 2011  9:54 pm

Received the following email:

“Melissa is a complete faker. Worse than Teresa b/c she never even intended to live in her “dream house.” It was a construction model her husband built, and they are staying there (illegally) until their construction loan balloon payment becomes due next year. They want to look rich for Bravo, but they plan on bailing on their house and moving to LA when it’s due next year (to pursue 31-year-old, mother of 3 Melissa’s dream of being a “pop star”).

To build their “dream house,” Joe & Melissa Gorga got a “construction loan” — meaning a short-term loan to build the property to sell it for profit to a buyer, what builders do. It’s not a mortgage. You’re not supposed to live in your own house. It’s totally scamming the system. They had the house up for sale, but when they got cast on RHONJ, they pulled it so they would look like they were rich (they are not!) Next year, Joe & Missy will have a $2 million balloon payment due! They can’t pay it and are screwed!

The proof is in the public records:

(A link to the Morris County Real Estate records was included; however, the link did not work.  I did find the information from the link and can verify its accuracy.  Actually, the balloon payment of $2.25 million is due July, 2012  Update:  Missy and Joe Gorga modified their mortgage and a balloon payment is not due in July.  Their mortgage payment will be $15,000 a month.)

http://nj.natefind.com/property/1012000494-8-pond-view-montville-nj

Tax liens on Melissa & Joe Gorga’s house: http://www.docstoc.com/docs/63027719/Paterson-Nj-Tax-Liens  (There are liens also from the fireplace installer and garage door installer totalling approximately $30,000.)

They tried to sell house, and it was removed:
This also shows that Melissa lies about how big her house it. She repeatedly says it’s a 15,000 square foot house on the show (even the previews) just so she can make it seem so much bigger than Teresa’s, but as you can see from public records, it’s only 13,000 square feet.
Melissa has been jealous of Teresa since the day they met. Melissa was a plain Jane. Teresa has been fabulous and over-the-top since high school. Look at how Melissa has transformed herself into Teresa (I attached a picture–you can find them all on the web).
Melissa copies EVERYTHING Teresa does: where she get her hair done, which pediatrician she uses, she literally follows Teresa into stores. She wears the same shoes 2 weeks later… Here’s a classic example (so Leann Rimes/Brandi Glanville!): Teresa got a hot designer dress in Vegas with a feather skirt in Sept. She twittered it. The next month, Melissa showed up at Audriana’s birthday party in the same feathered dress.
Melissa copied the way Teresa set up her Twitter name: Teresa_Giudice and Melissa_Gorga. Who does that?  NOTE:  Melissa has since changed her twitter acct to @MelissaGorga.
Melissa’s new website is black with a diamond over the “i” just like Teresa’s Fabulicious logo on her site. And producers did know about Melissa for 3 years — they interviewed everyone of the Housewives friends and family every year for new blood, and they passed on Melissa every time. Then last year, Melissa and Joey got drunk and made a tape where they parodied The Godfather, sent it to Bravo, and promised they’d humiliate Teresa on TV. Bravo bit. Teresa didn’t know anything about it until they were signed! She was completely betrayed by Melissa, her brother, and Bravo. And unlike what was reported, Teresa was stuck in a 2-more-year contract, so she couldn’t get out of it and leave the show. She tried b/c she didn’t want to expose her parents or her kids to Melissa’s fame whore nonsense.
If Teresa always hated Melissa, why is Melissa Gabriella’s godmother? It’s Melissa who can’t stand that Teresa got famous, and now she wants what Teresa has. Missy is stalker scary.  NOTE:  The sender of this email is someone close to Melissa Gorga… only her family and close friends know that she is called “Missy”…
 
PS– One of the reasons Teresa does hate Missy now is b/c Missy & Joe have an “open” marriage, and Teresa thinks it’s disgusting. Missy leaves her kids with her 2 nannies all the time to go clubbing and hook up (she’s usually with an exflame called “Butch,”) and Joe sleeps with everyone in a skirt. Joe actually had charges pressed against him for rape back in the day, but his family pressured the girl to drop the suit. Look up the court records in Patterson, NJ though… the charges were filed….”  NOTE:  A thorough search was made for any information re the “court records” pertaining to these allegations made against Joe Gorga.  Nothing was found.  Also, the sender of this email incorrectly spelled “Patterson”… it’s “Paterson” with one “t”… NJ!

THE SECOND “DAMN MELISSA EMAIL”…

NOTE:  The following email was sent to SH eight months ago… November 9, 2011.  Knowing what SH readers and viewers of the Real Housewives of New Jersey now know about Melissa Gorga, this email may reveal further information regarding Melissa Gorga and her background…. if you choose to believe the author of the email!  In attempting to get someone to own up to writing the email,  a call to the person (Penny Drossos) named in the email on November 9, 2011 was placed.  That person denies knowing anything about the email.  

After reading, you may come to your own conclusions… 

Le Chateau Allure Salon is now closed… the phone number is now “Columbos” ***The IP address is blocked… there is no name on the bottom of the email, only twitter addresses, and they deny authorship.  SO… WHO sent the email??****  

Karma Kares

jerseybboy**@gmail.com to me
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Stoopid Housewives:

I have detrimental information pertaining to BRAVO’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey” franchise, specifically regarding Season 4 and Season 5 of the series. As you know, ever since Melissa Gorga came onto the scene, former friends Teresa, Jacqueline, and Caroline have been broken apart at the seams [for good this time]. As viewers and yourself will see next year, the 2011 POSCHE Fashion Show is the climax of all climaxes. I know this first-hand, as I was present and working at the show that very evening.

Had Melissa Gorga and her amateur pro-bono publicist not immediately went to the press and reality blogs, claiming Teresa Giudice and her friends tried to “set-up” Melissa – the cryptic housewife would have never ruffled the feathers of a woman who could very well be the biggest liability to Gorga’s simulated image.

The exclusive beauty director of the 2011 POSCHE Fashion Show was none other than Penny Karagiorgis, the owner of New Jersey’s full-service salon and euro spa, “La Chateau Allure.” Penny has a long history with Melissa, and knew Melissa long before her housewife days. In fact, when Melissa was casted for RHONJ, she actually called Penny [who she was not on good terms with her at the time] to boast. Penny, a well-educated former teacher turned businesswoman, was never a fan of Melissa ever since the self-proclaimed “Christian” worked as a stripper at her family-owned strip club [Looker’s Gentlemen’s Club in Elizabeth]. Melissa must have never took a moment to think about her own skeletons when she made it her mission to “…destroy Teresa Giudice…” As luck would have it, the minute filming began for Melissa she stopped speaking to anyone who knew her well, which included all of her best friends.

The reason being? Melissa has much more to worry about than her stripper past. There is a reason Teresa never liked her, but refused to “go there” on the reunion [for her brother]. One of the [many] reasons being cocaine…

However, the major difference between Teresa and Penny, is a filter. Penny is not Joe Gorga’s brother, and therefore has no reason to bite her tongue while simultaneously crying herself to sleep at night. This is evident in the recent Twitter war Penny and her husband [John] were in with Melissa and her unqualified publicist, who has since removed all of her tweets directed at the Bergen County family.

There is much more to Melissa than the Britney Spears character she tries to emulate. Joe did not meet Melissa in the romantic way of which they self-promote. Moreover, Joe Gorga was not even the man who Melissa was truly out for. In fact, the man [Mr. X] who Melissa obsessed over was a very good friend of Penny’s, who Melissa tried to strategically use to receive the approval of Mr. X and his family. That, and much more…

Any educated human being would think Melissa has some sort of psychological disorder for passive aggressively going after the one woman who knows more about her than she probably knows about herself. Maybe this is just the mentality of “Jersey rednecks.” After all, something many viewers, and especially none-New Jersey residents are not aware of, is that “Real Housewives of New Jersey” is not filmed in the area of the state where one would think the show would be filmed. Franklin Lakes, Montville, and Wayne – while all are safe, above-average communities to reside in – are certainly not [by any stretch of the imagination] the Manhattan (RHONY), Beverly Hills (RHOBH), Atlanta (RHOA), or even Orange County (RHOC) of New Jersey. In fact, Franklin Lakes is merely hanging on the border of Northern Bergen County [the wealthiest sector of the entire state].

The narcissistic Melissa and Joe Gorga may be coming after the Karagiorgis family in hopes that their bullying tactics will shut them up like it did Tre. However, this family is not stupid, nor desperate, and they know everything about Melissa from the manager who purchased her breast implants down to the hardcore drugs “Missy” and Joe Gorga used in the same party environment that their children were present in [multiple times].

The family’s twitter handles [where one can view the side of the tweet war which was not deleted] are as follow:

@PDKHair
@JohnnyTheGrk
@WillLoveInc

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MELISSA GORGA: BREAKING NEWS!!… MeGo’s Brilliant Statement…Makes Her Candidate For “Stoopidest Housewife” Of 2014

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If you haven’t heard by now, Melissa and JoeyMarco Gorga were at the VMAs over the weekend and word has it that MeGo… through her new manager, Johnny Wright… just might be doin’ something with Justin Timberlake.  Note to Justin: … Continue reading

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GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE!… UPDATE: Housewife Revealed!

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Which Housewife is carrying this purse? If you guessed the purse was carried by one of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, you were correct!!!   The purse-carrying Housewife is ADRIENNE MAGOOF… LISA VANDERPUMP… HAGFACEKYLE RICHARDS… CAMILLE GRAMMER…BRANDI GLANVILLE… YOLANDA … Continue reading

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KATHY WAKILE: KomaKathy Pushin’ Those Frozen Cannolis… Koma Kinda Kan’t Rekall Skool’s Name… BONUS: KomaKathy On QVC…

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KomaKathy Wakile was very busy chatting it up with local St. Louis media re her visit yesterday to L’Ecole Culinaire.  KomaK was a guest culinary “expert” invited to talk to PASSIONATE students about cannoli. Koma rhapsodizes about her memories of … Continue reading

MORE…SH “HIT AND RUN” WEEKEND: Opree v Housewives… Black/Krupa On RHOM Intrigue(?)… Joanna Krupa, Romain Zago Sued For Rent… RHONY Producers Add More Staff… Brandi, LeAnn More Bikini Wars!… Manzoid’s Beach House…Duck Dynasty Prom Dresses/Wedding Crasher!… BubbaJax ALMOST “Most Heinous On TV”… New Jersey Music

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Opree came to MissAndy’s Clubhouse, but no one cared!   Opree’s appearance drew less than 1 million viewers… much less than that of a Housewife guest!

Shed Media, producers of RHONY, had added more staff.   NOTE:  Shed is owned by Warner Bros…. no wonder MissAndy decided to pay less and less attention to NY Housewives!

PierogiePrincessJoanna Krupa and Lea Black chat about all the intrigue, backstabbin’ and everything that has been already done on all the other Housewives franchises the excitement of what’s to come on the RHOM!

RHOM’s PierogiePrincess and her hubbend, Romain Zago forgot to their $15,000 a month rental payment… made good immediately!  NOTE:  Seriously?  Their landlord sued for missing ONE payment?  Can anyone say “total PR stunt”?

RHOC Kimberly Bryant is publicly begging MissAndy to come back

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It’s another round of BikiniWars between BrandiGlanville and LeAnnRimes!  When will it end!

Is this the Manzoid’s beach house… looks like the photos they been tweetin’!   It’s a $5,500 a week rental…

DuckDynasty is taking a page from the HousewivesHandbook… sell, sell, sell!  Lil SadieRobertson now has a line of prom dresses…and will be in a fashion show September 9.

duck dynasty sadie robertson prom dresses

DuckDynasty’s Willie Robertson crashes wedding at opening of new Field and Stream store… the newlyweds loved it!

Syndey’s version of Bravo’s Housewives:  Real Housewives of Australia!

TWOP has given BubbaJax only an honorable mention in their “MostHeinousPersonOnRealityTV”…  that piece of skin deserved more!

New Jersey knows their music!

BLINDED BY THE LIGHT RHONJ

NOTE:  David Foster was stumped re who wrote “BlindedByTheLight”!  A full ‘investigation’ of “BlindedByTheLight”… including lyrics and Bruuuuce’s explanation of the lyrics… was covered back in February 2013!   Very interesting!!!  Also interesting ’cause Tamballs was givin’ away free classes to CUT fitness! 

(Thanks to SH readers “AOM” FLPhil” “DaPa” “PDM” “Donna” “GF” and “BlueIvy”!!!)

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BLIND ITEM… GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE!!… UPDATE: Housewife Revealed!!

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Money can’t buy you class… or erase an arrest! Which Housewife has a brother who was arrested for offering money to a preteen girl to “pose” for photos?  The over 30-year-old brother told arresting officers that he is attracted to preteen … Continue reading

GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE!… UPDATE: Housewife Revealed!

Which Housewife is wearin’ these sandals?

Guess The Housewife

 

IT’S KOOKOOKELLY KILLOREN BENSIMON!!!

Kelly Bensimon seen out and about in New York City

NOTE to BSL:  This is NOT Adrienne Maloof!! 

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MELISSA GORGA: First Excerpt From Book… Written By Snooki’s Ghostwriter… Scathing Customer Reviews

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Missy’s marriage book is still up for pre-order on Amazon.com. The enticement to order her book is an excerpt from the first chapter, which covers her “poor me” life from birth through high school in Florida where she withstood “hate” … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE: “Experts” Weigh In On The Life Of Tree’s “Brand”… Can’t Figure Out WHY Tree Has Following!

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Fox411… Branding “experts” predict that Tree’s brands will weather her legal storm.   The second “expert” says what everyone has been thinking:  Why does Tree have such a huge, rabid fan base?     NOTE:  Here’s why Tree has the … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: Which Housewives Are Talkin’??… All RHONJ Muzzled By Bravo!… No One Talkin’, ‘Cept KimG!

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After a quick perusal of the latest goings with the sub-human New Jersey Housewives, the NJ Wives are silent not only re the Joodice case, but none of the Wives are chatting it up on twitter.  The RHONJ have been … Continue reading

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From The SH Archives… ONE Year Ago: Teresa Giudice’s MakeUp Artist Spats With BubbaJax… Shana Drunk At Kyle’s Birthday Party… LapbandLauren “No Liars” on RHONJ!… TWO Years Ago: Brandi Glanville, LeAnn Rimes!

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Because there is NOTHING new with any of the Housewives… if you want to call manufactured PR photos or phony baloney pre-approved (PUH-LEEZE!) *exclusive* “interviews” with the Housewives in which they say nothing that hasn’t been heard before… the following … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” MONDAY! Heather Dubrow “Filmed RHOC Reunion Show”… Lynne Curtin “Request From IRS”… Jenny McCarthy New View Host… Cynthia Bailey New Home Depot Spot…Mama June New Look!… Rich Wakile “Secret Child Uncovered”!!!!

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The original OC cast… Lynne joined later. The very first Housewife to carry the sacred title of “Stoopidest Housewife of the Year” was Lynne Curtin from the RHOC.  Ms. Curtin (she is divorcing her husband of 22 years) earned her … Continue reading