MelissaGorga’s 2011 Christmas Party Preparations… With “FabulousFred”!

Let’s take a look back at MeGo’s preparation for her 2011 Christmas party… with “FabulousFred.”

“Fabulous Fred stops by to review Melissa Gorga’s Christmas party/event… FabFred said that the party would be at least $50,000… and that was with schlubs for servers.  If Melissa goes with attractive servers who can speak, FabFred’s gonna add another $10,000!   Who has a step and repeat at a private Christmas house party???”

How much money are the Gorgas going to spend on their fabulous annual Christmas party this year??


MELISSA GORGA: Takin’ A Look Back At MeGo’s Christmas Party Preparations… With “FabulousFred”

Let’s take a look back at MeGo’s preparation for her 2011 Christmas party… with “FabulousFred.”

“Fabulous Fred stops by to review Melissa Gorga’s Christmas party/event… FabFred said that the party would be at least $50,000… and that was with schlubs for servers.

If Melissa goes with attractive servers who can speak, FabFred’s gonna add another $10000…  Like who has a step and repeat at a Christmas house party???”


SH “HIT AND RUN” MONDAY: LEGOs… Photos For Sale… TVs… Messages of the Week!

If you liked the “BluesBrothers” and you like legos, you will love this recreation of the shopping mall scene from the BluesBrothers made entirely from legos… LEGO BluesBrothersShoppingMallScene. also did an amazing side-by-side comparison!


Why is it that the story about this guy falling asleep and being locked up in a dark airplane hard to believe??  Man falls asleep and is left in dark, locked airplane


Peter Clatworthy is very upset!  Peter thought that he could trust the EBay seller from whom he purchased a PHOTO of an XBox for around $750 USD.  However, the the seller said he was selling a photo and that’s what Peter got!  NOTE:  Have a great photo of a car… for only $15,000!  Any buyers???

If you’re looking to buy something for Christmas, consider the 84-inch Samsung TV… reduced by $5,000 down to $39,999 at Amazon.    The over-600 CustomerReviews are hysterical!

“My wife and I bought this after selling our daughter Amanda into white slavery. We actually got a refurbished. It’s missing the remote, but oh well– for $10K off, I can afford a universal, right? The picture is amazing. I’ve never seen the world with such clarity.

Amanda, if you’re reading this, hang in there, honey! We’ll see you in a year.


I just wanted to add an addendum to my review. Since posting it, we have received a flood of responses. People have said some pretty hurtful things–even questioning our values. Let me assure you, this was not an easy decision to make, and we made it as a family. Obviously, it’s very personal. But in light of all the second-guessing, I wanted to explain our thinking.

First and foremost, screen size. I really think you can’t go too big. 85″ may seem huge, but you get used to it fast. Second, resolution. Is 4K overkill? Please, that’s what they said about 1080P! More dots = better. Period. And as far as this being a $40,000 “dumb” TV, people need to re-read my initial post: WE BOUGHT IT REFURBISHED. It was only $30,000.

Some of you may think I’m avoiding the “elephant in the room”-the real reason why this was such a heart-wrenching choice. So let’s just get it out there. Yes, the 120 Hz refresh rate is a disappointment, especially on a 4K. But life is full of compromises. And frankly, we hardly notice. All in all, no regrets.

P.S., as for our daughter, NO ONE has the right to question our parenting. Totally out of bounds. Amanda was going into 7th grade, so it was going to be a transitional year anyway. Now she gets to see the world. How many kids her age get to go to Bahrain? I sure as heck didn’t, but you don’t hear me screaming “child abuse.” Bottom line: MYOB! Seriously.”

If you find the Amazon reviews funny, you may also find somma the messages SH receives also humorous…

“I want to take a legal action against my ex-spouse for breaching the court’s decree with regards to payment of child support,alimony and medical support.”  NOTE:  Sorry, cannot advise.. please seek legal assistance in your area!

I will like to place an order for individual chicken salad for 150 people on 18th of december and pick up time is4pm .  This  for my Son Birthday Party  and let me know if you don’t serve chicken salad and email me your menu so i can choose other option from it.   NOTE:  Please contact Kim Richards… heard she makes great chicken salad!

HOUSEWIVES NEWS: Gretchen Rossi “She’s A Giver”… PT Housewife “7th Honeymoon”… Sonja Morgan “Ditched Toaster Oven”… Brandi Glanville “Thanksgiving Hunger Games”

EX-OrangeCountyHousewife @WretchedBLEEEEECHRossi cannot do any charitable work without announcing her good deed for the day!   Slimey had to look the part…

Hey, Wretched… when’s that **eye roll** wedding gonna happen???



PT Housewife goes to a nearby state…  to celebrate (it just happened to ryhme!):  “An amazing weekend celebrating with my prince charming Reid at the amazing Winvian in Connecticut.”  You can see all the phony posed paps photos at TheDailyMail

NOOOOOOOOO!!!  Sonja with a “J” Morgan has ditched her toaster oven!  @SonjaTMorgan is goin’ bigger and better!  No more dinky toaster oven for her… Sonja’s brand is goin’ INTERNATIONAL!!



NOTE:  Thanks to all the SH readers who sent/are sending info re Sonja’s attempt to reverse the Judge’s decision in her HannibalPictures lawsuit.  The info re Sonja’s lawsuit reversal was on SH November 26… four days ago. 


What a wit!  @BrandiGlanville didn’t get all roofied up to take a flight to her parents house like she did last year.  DrunkOtis stayed home and watched “The HUNGER Games”… DrunkOtis’ Father spent ThanksgivingDay with the son-in-law he misses so much…

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DrunkOtis 2012 Thanksgiving… Dad misses Eddie…


Dr. Phil will appear on the next RHOBH…

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(Thanks to SH readers “Stan” “GF” “PMG” “Dave” and “LB”!!)

KIM ZOLCIAK: Kim and Kroy Had A Girl And A Boy… And The Names Are…

We interrupt this regularly scheduled program for this extremely important bit of Housewives news!!!

The names of Kim and Kroy Zolciak’s twins have finally been revealed to the public!

K & K are keepin’ with the “K” names:

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FINALLY… Thank you, Jesus; sign of the cross; kisses to the sky! … those twins were born!  No more shots of KimZ showin’ off her pregnant belly in a bikini!

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NOTE:  Kim and Kroy will be petitioning the Georgia courts immediately to change the names of their eldest children to align with the rest of the “Ks” in the BiermannBunch!  “Krielle” and “Kariana’s” monogram will be the same as their parents and siblings…  

(Thanks to SH readers “romo” and “Jool”!!)


WE’RE TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR! Let’s Visit The Prairie… And Check Out Another Phony, Fake Who Bought Herself A Food Show! Where’s Tony Bourdain To SmackDown This Chick??

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Was doing some channel surfing last week and stopped to watch a program on FoodNetwork which the words “potato salad” were mentioned.  I’m always looking for recipes and maybe this potato salad recipe would add an ingredient or a method … Continue reading

NEW ADDITIONS TO RHONJ: Twins Nicole and Teresa Napolitano… Amber Marchese… REALLY????



According to TheWrap

The new RHONJ cast members are twins Nicole and Teresa Napolitano and the twins BFF, Amber Marchese.

Very little is known at this time about the three new cast members. According to reports, Nicole owns a Dairy Queen and Teresa is a socialite and ***cough, cough** philanthropist.  NOTE:  Aren’t they all!

Meanwhile, Marchese, a married mother of four, is a close friend to the twins.   Plus, there doesn’t seem to be any connection between the new women and the existing castmembers.

There is NO OFFICIAL word from Bravo…

Reports are that KomaKathy has been reduced to “part-time.”  Wonder where she’s gettin’ all that money for her new “dream house”?

NOTE:  After much research…SH is callin’ bullsh***t on these new cast members!   Bravo NEVER releases new cast members this early.  This is a move to keep interest in the franchise…. RHONJ ratings are in quicksand.   As is the norm, around this time, phony cast members names pop up.  If you recall, around this time last season, Tree’s makeup artist was to be a Housewife… as was Mrs. New Jersey, Claire PavWhatever! 

In all honesty, we’re givin’ the entire RHONJ franchise a gazillion Kens!


If you are at all interested, there is a preview of Atlanta’s new season at   We’ll be passing on the RHOA…and probably Beverly Hills.  They are all the same…


HOUSEWIFE NEWS: LuAnnie… PT Housewife…BubbaJax Pissed… BFrankel “A Pest”…Manzoids “LittleTown Reviews”

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After dinner, “the Countess” went outside and “was singing her original songs at the top of her lungs, and the neighbors began to complain,” says a spy. “She was asked to lower the volume but continued till she was put … Continue reading


MELISSA GORGA: The “Official” Video… MeGo at “Red Hot and Boom” In Orlando…Doin’ Same Dance Moves Since 2011…

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Yes, da Gorgas even brought their kids to watch mommy…and Missy shows off her gum-chewin’ techniques.   Why the need for backup dancers??  Of course, the REAL performance is overdubbed with the auto-tuned version!   Just for the hell of … Continue reading


CAPTION CONTEST: Vote For Your Favorite!!

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RobinR says: My tip? Find ‘em old they’ll soon be cold.   I bring new meaning to ‘stiff.’ Spaghetti Kitten says: “…She went to the doctor got lipo with your money She walking around looking like Michael with your money Should’ve got that … Continue reading

RHONJ: Another “Rosie and Juicy” Show… Let’s Talk About Sex

Bravo  Juicy started at 12!?  Where were the lil rascals’ parents? What did lil Juicy tell his priest in confession??  That act had to be huge for a 12-year-old to carry!     SusanBoyle Rosie is 45?!



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Good grief!  It’s already July… It seems as though we were all just recently celebrating Festivus! In reality, the Festivus tree should be a permanent fixture in everyone’s home… it does go with any style of decor!       … Continue reading


TAMRA BARNEY: Tamballs’ BravoBlog… Changing Her Name… Tamballs Does Not Hold Grudges

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Bravo…  Tamballs obviously didn’t have time to proofread what she “wrote”… I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE: MR. AND MRS. JUDGE. I am a Real Housewife again. We are still on am emotional high from our wedding last Saturday. … Continue reading


AMY’S BAKING COMPANY: Update… “Death Threats”… Owner Samy “Picks Customers”!!… UPDATE: Twitter Acct Now Protected; Customer Visits ABC; Amy Responds To Gordon Ramsay!

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From… Amy and Samy Bouzaglo explain what has happened since their appearance on “KitchenNightmares.”  Apparently, because of the many death threats they’ve received, Samy now screens diners! There are now almost 500 reviews of Amy’s Baking Company on Yelp! … Continue reading



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If you missed last night’s finale of “Kitchen Nightmares,” you missed a wonderfully delusional “chef” and her hubbend… owners of Amy’s Baking Company in Scottsdale AZ.  Seems all the crazies are in Arizona this year! Can just hear hubbend Samy … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS: Sneak Peek at Monday’s Episode… Dinner, Shoes, House and A Vow Renewal…


Part I: ANOTHER dinner and Brandi gets new shoes…

Part II:  Marisa gives up half of her commission to MO-reese!

Part III:   Here comes the vow renewal!


REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS PHOTO RECAP: Season Three, Episode Sixteen… “The Real Housewives of Paris, Part Deux”

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                    Free trip to Paree!!  Hell yeah and danke schoen!  I’ll do cartwheels and even do some splits for a FREE trip!!                      … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS: Ma Boo’s Brand New Fresh RHOBH Redub Has Arrived!!

From “flipit/Ronnie”at TVGasm… ma boo’s newest and latest and freshest and bestest and funniest and frickin’ fantastic RHOBH Redub has arrived!!


NOTE:   Yes, we are still married!  And about to celebrate our three-month anniversary!! And, yes, there will be a post about all the wedding details coming soon!!


REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS RECAP: Season Three, Episode Sixteen… “The Real Housewives of Paris, Part Deux”

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS RECAP   Season Three, Episode Sixteen  “The Real Housewives of Paris, Part Deux” by Sandi Duffy Back to the crapfest that is The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  The problem with all the Housewives shows … Continue reading


REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS PHOTO RECAP: Season Three, Episode Fifteen… “The Real Housewives of Paris, Part Un”

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                    Yeah, Kim… me and John stole this house from you, too!!  Dontja love it??                      Ken, dahling, wouldn’t it have been a … Continue reading


From ma Boo at TVGasm, “flipit/Ronnie”!!!



REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS: Preview Sneak Peek… Kim and Kyle Confront Shana… Lisa and Ken Get Ready To Visit Ken’s Son, Warren…


Part I:  Kim visits Kyle before they both visit Shana… look, there’s turtles!!!

Part II:  Ken and Lisa chat about visiting Ken’s son, Warren, and Warren’s wife, who happens to be a friend of Lisa’s… Ken OKs Lisa’s wardrobe…

Part III:  Kim and Kyle confront Shana… Shana claims she’s had a ‘tough’ year…


REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS PHOTO RECAP: Season Three, Episode Fourteen… “White Party Pooper”

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                 Damn those non-English speakin’ party helpers!  This is my chicken salad bowl!  What’s so hard about understanding the words “Mia el Pollo salade el bowlo”?   Yolanda better be here next time. … Continue reading



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This one should be EASY!!   The answer is NOT Paul and Adrienne!! Which Housewife is stepmother to her husband’s grown son? This son was a product of the HouseHusband’s first marriage and this older son has a child of … Continue reading



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Yes, it’s Valentine’s Day!!  WOO-HOO!!   Some of the most romantic couples… the RHOBH version!!   A Valentine’s Day post is the perfect place for ma boo, “flipit/Ronnie’s” from TVGasm’s latest BS of the Day!