“GOLD RUSH” CAPTION CONTEST… Who Would Be Sent To The Frickin’ Guyana Jungle??

WINNER OF THE “GOLD RUSH” CAPTION CONTEST IS SH READER “ROMO”!!!  

“ROMO” PACKED OFF THE MOST HOUSEWIVES TO THE FRICKIN’ JUNGLE!   Please send your info via the info form to receive your “Gimme Pizza You Old Troll” t-shirt!

AND THE WINNER IS… ROMO!!!

AND THE WINNER IS… ROMO!!!

There were several runners-up to the winner!!

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THANK YOU to all who entered!!!   You can read all entries at “Let’s Go To GoldRush Guyana.”

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MELISSA GORGA: Singin’ and Prancin’ and Stumblin’… AND Mumblin’ When Asked How She Got Johnny Wright As Manager…

Is there sunnthin’ goin’ on wit Melissa Gorga and her new management, Johnny Wright? When asked how she got Johnny as her manager, MeGo really doesn’t answer… watch how she stumbles.  She blabs sunnthin’ about AKON… and tries to think of sunnthin’ else to say.   What does JoeyMarco Gorga think about Johnny Wright?  Hmmmm….

And then, be prepared for her latest “Never Let MeGo”… is “MeGo” readin’ SH?  Of course!!  **Warning** **Warning** Before listening to MeGo, please locate your closest ER facility… have them prepare that morphine drip!!

Taken down by request…

(Thanks to SH reader “Mel”!!!)

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: Simpletons Go To Miraval… Will Miraval Be Another CampingWorld?

Bravo… On tonight’s RHONJ, the simpletons are all done packing and are on their way to the AZ spa to sort out everything that has been happening in New Jersey… ’cause one phony retreat visit, complete with some wrestling-type phony fighting, wasn’t enough!

 

NOTE:   If you recall, last season’s company that gave “consideration” to the RHONJ, CampingWorld, would not associate with the NJ subhumans after the episodes aired… SH August 15, 2012.   Interesting that Miraval proudly includes Ellen DeGenere’s visit, but not one word re the RHONJ!    

 

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MELISSA GORGA: MeGo’s Montville House “SOLD”!… For The Full Asking Price… Uh, OK…

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According to USWeekly, Melissa and JoeyMarco Gorga have sold their Montville marble mausoleum.  AND… they got the full listing price of $3.8 million! Da Gorga’s first tried to sell the house in 2009 for $4.1… according to Zillow, they took … Continue reading

JOE GIUDICE, CHRIS LAURITA: The Funniest Scene From The RHONJ… CL Blowin’ Smoke…

Amidst the drama and turmoil seen on the last Real Housewives of New Jersey, there was a brief humorous respite… VERY brief!  While mentioning his son’s “recovery” … and actin’ a real cool dude puffin’ on that see-gar, Chris Laurita startles himself blowin’ smoke in his own face at the :10 mark:

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MELISSA GORGA, TERESA GIUDICE: MeGo and Tree’s Kids Are Good… Doin’ The Same As Their Mommies… Could Unsold House Be The Reason?

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From MeGo Instagram: How nice… the children of the battling New Jersey Housewives are hangin’ out with each other.   They are continuing the “nicey-nice” from bein’ together in January at Gia’s Giudice’s birthday party… the Bravo cameras were there … Continue reading

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BRANDI GLANVILLE: Adrienne Maloof Tried To Have Brandi Fired From ROHBH… Brandi Not A Fan of Adrienne’s New BF…

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More on Brandi Glanville’s book… from the NYPost: On her war with Adrienne Maloof: “After the first season, Adrienne tried her hardest to get me fired from the show and I took that very personally. We started a little war and … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” THURSDAY: Tamballs Barney… Melissa Gorga… New Jersey Jury Does Not Buy “Self Defense” Story… Adrienne Maloof Poll Results!!… AND Adrienne Maloof Confirms Brandi’s Blurt Was “Surrogacy”…

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Parenting has issued the first of their monthly “advice” articles by BubbaJax Laurita on January 17.    BUT… “Parenting” is apparently reaching out to more Housewives than just the New Jersey crew. “Parenting” gives the HoneyBooBoo of the OC, Tamballs … Continue reading

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ALEXIA ECHEVARRIA: CrimeMom Alexia Quotes A Genius!… BUT… Did Alexia Quote The Right Einstein?

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November 16, 2012 More intellectual insight from a Housewife!   This gem comes from RHOM’s Alexia Echevarria! Alexia quotes ALBERT EINSTEIN in her latest BravoBlog! Until next time, I leave you with this thought: “Imagination is more important than knowledge.” -Albert Einstein … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” FRIDAY: KellyB Still Ca-ra-zee! … flipit/Ronnie “ProjectRunwayReview”… Kathy Wakile “RHONJ RememberME Tweets”…NEW Marky-Mark Boston Reality Show… UPDATE: WWHL Guest Camille Paglia “KnowsHerHousewives”!!!

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November 16, 2012 EX-Housewife, Kelly Bensimon, has been taking her ex-housewifery status well.   Kelly is not calling the paps to photo her walkin’ down the street; Kelly is not demanding to know why MissAndy fired her; Kelly is simply … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA: Hoodies For Sale…Who Is Benefitting; Hospital Visit; AND MeGo Trailing In The “Get Naked” Promo…UPDATE: Teresa Giudice Thanks Twitter Fans

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November 7, 2012 While checking into something else, got side tracked by Melissa Gorga! 1)  If you didn’t know this already, MeGo and JoGo are promoting the sale of hoodies to benefit residents of New Jersey… being made by BlueLinePrinting. … Continue reading

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MARISA ZANUCK: Says She “Doesn’t like RHONJ or Teresa Giudice”… Drops Hint About RHOBH… KYLE RICHARDS Looks Surprised When Told What Marisa Said!… LISA VANDERPUMP Chats About “SURSpinoff”… VIDEO

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October 14, 2012  1:45 pm    NOTE:  “Friend” of the RHOBH, Marisa Zanuck, says she doesn’t like the New Jersey crew (who DOES?)… and drops a couple of hints re the new season of the RHOBH!  Let’s guess who the … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA: Teresa Giudice “BackStabber!”

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  “What Teresa did was like stabbing a knife in my back,” an emotional Gorga tells Us. “It was vindictive and disgusting. She fooled me for the last time.”   “If she eggmidded admitted she set me up, I would … Continue reading

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CAROLINE MANZO: DonCaro’s BOYZ Have Finally Got A J-O-B!!

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September 13, 2012   3:33 pm   USWeekly…   “Congrats!!  You’ll be a fabulous waiter!!  OH… sorry!  You’ll be a fabulous owner!  Can we do a re-take??” According to USWeekly, Mssrs. PrinceAlbie and SirCritterFUR have decided on their life’s work! … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: What We Know About The RHONJ Reunion… UPDATE: Andy Cohen “Has A Headache”…

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September 8, 2012  11:30 am   4:00 pm Guests on tomorrow’s WWHL will be Teresa Giudice and Perez Hilton… ***********************************************  Real Housewives of New Jersey… Season Three Reunion… created by “Housewife Hoe“! The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s reunion taping … Continue reading

JACQUELINE LAURITA: Jax Explains Her Relationship With Teresa… To Caro and Kathy!… VIDEO

 

August 13, 2012  5:55 am   On the next Real Housewives of New Jersey…

 

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MELISSA GORGA: Joe Gorga… Did Missy Marry A ’24-Year-Old’?… VIDEO

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July 10, 2012   3:00 pm                                                                     … Continue reading

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SH ‘HIT AND RUN’ THURSDAY: RHONJ “Filming Started”… Jillz “Back on TV”… Vicki Gunvalson “Brooks Ayers W/Child”… UPDATE… Jillz GMA Job “Special Correspondent”… MugshotMarlo Hampton

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July 5, 2012  3:33 am   UPDATE 2:00 pm What the hell is “fashionista” MugshotMarlo wearin’??  Mugshot is outside of a restaurant in LA… ********************************  JILLZ NEW JOB:  Jill reveals that she will indeed work as a special correspondent on Good … Continue reading

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JACQUELINE LAURITA: The Absolute Arrogance of Ashlee Holmes… Launching Clothing Line… Had a “Fling” With John Mayer…UPDATE: JM Response…

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UPDATE:  John Mayer reads SH!   Wonder how he would describe his “fling” with Asslee???  Wonder if he even remembers Asslee???   Feel free to ask John!! It’s everything you ever wanted to know about Jacqueline Laurita’s 21-year-old daughter,   Asslee … Continue reading

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GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE!!!… Which Housewife Is Planning To File Bankruptcy????…UPDATE: Housewife Revealed!… It’s Danielle Staub!!

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May 9, 2012  10:50 am    UPDATE June 5, 2012  6:00 pm The mystery is solved!!   The bankrupt Housewife is Danielle Staub!!   Yes, Danielle is a booted Housewife, but still a New Jersey Housewife!    Danielle listed $1.9 … Continue reading