RHONY Preview: Carole Shuts Down LuAnnie… Crankles Shuts Down Sonja

Carole needs acting lessons and Crankles needs some professional help.  ALL these chicks need more than a Xanax… 

Better than Xanax… here’s the Countess on a camel:

 

 

RHONY Preview: The Birthday Party Arguing Aftermath… Scares Dorinda!

Crankles devolves the conversation about her birthday party into another who invited whom.  How could MissAndy have thought bringing Crankles back was a good idea?

We’re giving this preview 998464635353 LuAnnie on a camel… one of the rare enjoyable scenes from the RHONY!

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HOUSEHUSBAND JOSHY FINDS ANOTHER PRODUCT FOR TALLMARK TO PUSH… Ditches Her Card Organizers For Nail Polish!

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From Glamour: AAWWWWW… what a HouseHusband!!  Joshy found another product for his wife to push!!   “I really have this housewife situation where my son has obviously been in school for some time and my daughter’s not a baby anymore, … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM! Who’s The NY Housewife With Cheating HouseHusband?

From CDAN:

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This NYC Housewife caught her husband literally in bed with someone but still won’t leave the guy.

No wonder he cheats on her all the time and brings people back to their place. He has no fear of her leaving.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… Weekend Edition!

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MissyGorga is really pushing her stuff!   Someone is begging Missy to “write” another book!   And, not to be outdone by any dog-loving Housewife, Missy got herself one! Promise for a brighter day coming our way #SpringTime #HopefulAndDetermined #LymeDiseaseChallenge … Continue reading

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RHONY Season Seven Video Preview: Nothing New Here… Move Along!

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The best line is said by Sonja:  “I used to be classy… now I’m trashy.”     Hmmmm… did Sonja just awaken from a booze-soaked al-kee-hall coma to come to that realization?  How does Sonja’s daughter feel about her Mommy … Continue reading

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RHONY: What To Expect…ANOTHER Disappointing Season! Carole Says Housewives Are “Shallow” Yet Accepts $$$ To Be One!

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From NYDailyNews: NOTE:  How many times will this broken record re the RHONY be played???  Those “mystery sources” say that the RHONY is another disappointment.  Except for BFrankel.  These “mystery sources” should really get together before they issue their PR … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM! Who’s The Cheating RHONY HouseHusband?

From CDAN:

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This New York Housewife was supposed to do a photo shoot with her whole family this weekend but her significant other was off having sex with his new side piece instead.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

 

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: It’s Christmas Dinner With The RHONY… Starring PoopyPiggySexAddictDaddy

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HollaHeather Adds Another Line To Girdle BRAND

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HollaHeatherThomson achieves another milestone in her reasoning for signing up as a New York Housewife.  HollaHeather’s YummieTummie BRAND will be launching a new fitness and sportswear collection next month to go with her already-on-QVC girdles. Holla’s new collection will include … Continue reading

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Tallmark Dumps Finger-In-Mouth Ad… Replaces With Bug Catcher! We Got MORE Questions!

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  Tallmark has obviously gotten some flack about her previous finger-in-mouth billboard ad and has replaced the ad with this one:   Maybe Tallmark thought that replacing her finger ad with this shockingly surprised look would eliminate the many questions … Continue reading

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RHONY Asked Revealing Psych Question: Who Would Play You In A Movie??

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MissAndy asks the RHONY which movie actress would play each of them in a movie.  This is quite an interesting question, unlike the usual degrading and/or puff questions asked during the pre-taping of a Housewives reunion show. The question gives … Continue reading

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Tallmark’s Bizarro Billboard … So Many Questions!!

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After looking at Tallmark’s new billboard advertising her HouseHusband’s energy product, there are several questions which need some answering! What exactly is “natural energy”? Isn’t “natural energy” an oxymoron? How does one actually bottle this so-called “energy”? Is bottling “energy” … Continue reading

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RHONY Finale Recap… “The Last Leg” … by Sandi Duffy

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  “The Last Leg” by Sandi Duffy Last episode of the NY Housewives.  This show is like Seinfeld–it’s a show about nothing. Sonja is upset that Harry left the Carole’s party with Luann.  Is it me, or is there nothing … Continue reading

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RHONY Recap: “There’s Something About Harry” by Sandi Duffy

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“There’s Something About Harry” by Sandi Duffy I missed last weeks episode because I was on vacation in Long Beach Island, NJ.  I didn’t run I into Teresa or Joe Guidice thankfully. Carole is throwing herself a big birthday party. … Continue reading

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RHONY Preview: Tallmark Outnumbered And Overtaken By Entrepreneurs!!

RHONY Preview:  It’s three entrepreneurs against one ex-model.  Tallmark gets no support whilst dining with HollaHeather and the two Joshes.  Tallmark just wants a little bit of understanding…   NOTE:  Why would anyone get into the energy boost business when … Continue reading

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RHONY Recap … “Bury the Hatchet” by Sandi Duffy

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“Bury the Hatchet” by Sandi Duffy Kristin is pissed at Heather. Heather is drunk. Sonja’s boob pops out. The ladies go glamping. Sonja doesn’t want to go and tells Ramona to tell the ladies she has asthma, and I am … Continue reading

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RHONY Recap … “Go Yell It On The Mountain” by Sandi Duffy

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“Go Yell It On The Mountain” by Sandi Duffy Part II of the NY Housewives degrading the state of Montana. Luann is sporting some major cameltoe.   Did someone say “camel”??   Sonja is rearranging the refrigerator.  Sonja tells the … Continue reading

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RHONY Recap “Ten Gallon Spats” by Sandi Duffy

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“Ten Gallon Spats” by Sandi Duffy   The ladies are going to terrorize the beautiful state of Montana. Why Montana, why are you letting these women into your state?  I love Montana and a big part of me wants to … Continue reading

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RHONY Recap “Sex Lies And Facials” by Sandi Duffy

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“Sex Lies And Facials” by Sandi Duffy So far, Sonja is drunk in Saratoga, Avery learns to drive, and Miss USA is at Luann’s charity fancy show. Apparently George slept with her. Raise your hand if you believe that story. … Continue reading

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RHONY Recap “Win, Place or Sonja” by Sandi Duffy

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“Win, Place or Sonja” by Sandi Duffy Omg! I just can’t with George and his “fiancé”. Aviva has his “engagement” party at the Museum of Sex.   If I were Kristin, I would have slapped him in the face. And … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS… PumpMyStomach; Sheree; Tallmark; Wretched

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  A total BULLSH*T story:  LisaVanderPumpMyStomach is beggin’ MissAndy to leave the RHOBH, but MissAndy just don’t wanna let her go.  NOTE:  Those Bravo contracts control everything.  CutesyLisa’s contract with the RHOBH is done, so she will continue on Bravo … Continue reading

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RHONY Recap “Requiem For A Poodle” by Sandi Duffy

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  “Requiem For A Poodle” by Sandi Duffy   Luann, Heather, and Kristin go bathing suit shopping. Kristin rehashes her and Ramona’s mob sit down. Sonja invites the ladies to a doggie funeral. This reminds me of a story in … Continue reading

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RHONY Recap “The Ramona Trap” by Sandi Duffy

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“The Ramona Trap” by Sandi Duffy   Is this going to be another Aviva-free episode? SCORE! The Berkshires are a lot more fun when Ramona leaves. Watching the ladies, especially Sonja, try to do yoga hungover is hilarious. Thankfully Aviva … Continue reading

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ROHNY Recap “Bon Voyage Ramona” by Sandi Duffy

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Real Housewives of New York Recap “Bon Voyage Ramona” by Sandi Duffy   Ten minutes in and I have nothing to write about.  Ramona a is nuts and a bitch and threw a glass at Kristin and split her lip, but … Continue reading