Sorry I’ve been MIA! I had an epidural to relieve the pain from my sciatica (I get one every year or so …), and this time had a little complication. They poked a hole, and I ended up spilling spinal … Continue reading →
Tonight’s episode really made it difficult for me to watch. Although I actually “lived it” five months ago — reliving it again made me sad. Seeing people that I care about be hurt by one another is brutal. I have … Continue reading →
Lots to talk about. Let’s just start… There is nothing “kooky” about why I went to Heather’s house. I asked Tamra whether she relayed any of our confidential conversation to Heather and she denied it. How many times could I … Continue reading →
On the next RHOC: Yes, the OC Wives are now “dancing” on bars, CoyoteUgly style…what, no highly-educated Heather Dull-BRO?!?!? Shanny’s HouseHusband wantsta be happy. Lizzie wantsa to sell her swimwear (Uh, what other reason does this chick have to be … Continue reading →
“Skunk In The Barnyard” by Sandi Duffy Shannon finds out Heather is talking about the email David sent to Shannon, and Tamra is denying telling Heather even though we all saw her tell Heather last week and I would … Continue reading →
ANOTHER “drop in at my house” yawn-inducing conversation. A conversation that is VERY badly acted. Shanny claims that the misdirected email sent by her HouseHusband will damage her children. PUH-LEEZE!! Shanny shoulda thought of that overused worn out “my kids” angle before she signed on… but, Shanny gotta sell her house!! Watch for Dull-BRO’s smirking about the half way mark ’cause she knows what a lame script the OC producers have given her… HER, Dull-BRO… the highly-educated professional actress, to work with. These chicks all know that they’re following a designed course of phony fakery and it’s starting to deliberately show and they just don’t give a flying frickin’ flippin’ friggin’ fig if their “acting” ain’t as good as it used to be because they can sense the long-overdue demise of the Housewives’ franchises. There will be no announcement made when each show fades into foggy murky rain puddles stepped into and splashed by thousands of feet attached to the one-time fans of these shows… just like Miami, each show will simply not be renewed. OH… and the same smirkiness goes for Shanny as she tries her best to remember those “acting” tips given to her by her professional actress co-worker, Dull-BRO, and keep a straight face:
“Not A Good Day LA” by Sandi Duffy I didn’t recap last week. By the time I got around to watching it, I realized if I recapped it, it would be about 3 sentences long because literally NOTHING happened. … Continue reading →
Tamballs and Dull-BRO chat during their required lunch meeting. Dull-BRO wants an apology from Tamballs. NOTE: Could barely pay attention to what these chicks were saying… the dramatic background music was SO distracting!
Heather Dull-BRO does a HagfaceKyle… well, not exactly ’cause HagfaceKyle has always told interviewers who asked how REAL the RHOBH is, HagfaceKyle would be a huge liarface and tell the interviewer that it’s ALL REAL! Dull-BRO goes a bit sideways on her answer when asked about the realness of the OC and says that everyone “acts.” Dull–BRO also talks about her bull riding and Quagmire’s screeching at Beador… after Dull-BRO gets on the bull in a DRESS. Dull-BRO also says that Quagmire is a “naturalist” when it comes to his plastic surgery. HUH??
“Choke-lahoma” by Sandi Duffy Heather and Shannon are both making a huge f–ing deal over their holiday cards. Because I guess they never heard of snapping ai true and going to Walmart. Tamras son, Ryan, is … Continue reading →
On the next RHOC: Don’t these “highly-educated” chicks get embarrassed when they’re handed their scripts? SillyShannon and Mrs. Quagmire get together over lunch to discuss Silly’s feelings about how she was singled out at the hoedown… think middle school lunchroom pecking order all over again! BOOOOOOOORING…
More Talk…Shannon Feels Singled Out By Dull-BRO
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Heather Dull-BRO sold her marble mausoleum and is building a brand new house based on TheBreakers Hotel. NOTE: The secret that Heather does NOT mention in her guided tour of her un-done house: Heather Dull-BRO’s new house is … Continue reading →
The highly-educated HeatherDull-BRO issued a restaurant challenge back in April 2012: Heather Dubrow is getting smacked by Orange County restaurant owners and the residents of Orange County for the remark “There are no good restaurants in Orange County, that’s … Continue reading →
Highly-educated hostess, Heather Dull-BRO, has her entire par-tay thrown outta whack by the Beador’s entering the premises LATE! GASP!!! Every good hostess makes accommodations for those rude stragglers. Yes, Shanny shoulda given Dull-BRO notice that she and David would be arriving a bit later; however, hostess Dull-BRO shoulda just welcomed the Beador’s and not mentioned their being late. Dull-BRO is obviously making a bigger than necessary producer-induced scene outta something that in REAL life would be no big deal. THESE are the types of ridiculous scenarios that are so far from “reality” that they’re laughable and alienate viewers. Highly-educated Dull-BRO should enquire into her EmilyPost before she throws her next pat-tay.
RHOC…Beador’s are late… HeatherD has a fit
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