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NO PLASTIC SURGERY FOR THIS HOUSEWIFE!… BUT, She Says “Never Say Never” At Book Signing…

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“I had a tummy tuck at 39. That is the only [plastic surgery] I’ve had done. I don’t have any fillers or Botox or any of that crazy stuff,” she said on July 12 at Mohegan Sun Casino where she … Continue reading

RHOC PREVIEW: Goin’ Back To The Jeff Beitzel Days…

Bravo  Wretched BLEEEECH Rossi’s involvement with her late SugarDaddy, Jeff Beitzel, is a topic of the producers digging deep for story lines of conversation.  Wretched proves that she is NOT  a”highly educated” GoofyGirl when she tells Vicki:  “Quit tryin’ to personify on me.”

NOTE:  “He’s old, he’s rich and he’s dying”… guess who said that!  For a clue… SH July 27, 2012.

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OTHER NEWS OF INTEREST!

“ADHD is a fraud intended to justify starting children on a life of drug addiction”… Before his Death, Father of ADHD Admitted it Was a Fictitious Disease.

Paula Deen Dumps Her Pre-Racial Slur Agent

Man Arrested For Paula Deen Extortion Attempt

Lisa Jackson, Paula Deen’s accuser, says lawsuit was NOT about racism

New Twinkies Owners will Freeze Twinkies Before Shipping For LONGER Shelf Life

A new study finds that longtime marijuana use lowers motivation and reward-seeking behavior.  NOTE:  Seriously?  They needed a STUDY to come to that conclusion?  Hmmm… wonder if these people would pay money to study how viewing the moronic Housewives shows affects their ______ (fill in the blank)?  Please email immediately!

Tiffany Exec Stole $1.3 Million in Jewelry

Kerry WAS Yachting During Egypt Takeover… State Dept says “OOPS, We Lied”…

20-Year-Old Woman’s 911 Call from April released… Virginia Alcoholic Beverage Agents Surround Her Car For Buying A Case of Bottled WATER and cookie dough!

NOTE:  If anyone has watched the CBS show “Siberia” and is thoroughly confused about its “Survivor”-like concept and how “REAL” it is, please mention in comments!  IMO, based on just the pilot episode, “Siberia” is a cross between “BigBrother” “TheMole” “Survivor” and “I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Outta Here!” (minus the ‘celebrities’)…  

If you have not seen the pilot episode, “Siberia” will be repeated tonight at 8 pm on NBC.

(Thanks to SH readers “PMG” “FLPhil” and “Jackee”!!)

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KATHY WAKILE: KomaKathy’s BravoBlog…Kathy Quoting Tamballs!…

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Bravo… I wasn’t born with the skinny gene. I have always had to watch what I eat, exercise at least 5 to 6 times a week, and stick to a routine just to maintain. Unfortunately, like so many other women, … Continue reading

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AUTISM: Ask The EXPERT… NOW Is The Time To Inquire… Inquiring Minds Want To Know About… AUTISM

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There has been much discussion re BubbaJax’ use of her son for a RHONJ story line. Therefore, have called upon an excellent resource to answer questions re autism. This person has been teaching autistic children for the duration of her teaching … Continue reading

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A SH READER’S PERSONAL EXPERIENCE: Two Autistic Sons… Not “Recovery”… “Discovery”

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I wanted to share with you and your readers, if you feel this has any value for them, my thoughts on Jac Laurita and her son’s Autism being aired on RHONJ. I have three sons and two them have Autism. … Continue reading

FROM THE SH ARCHIVES MAY 31, 2012: CAROLINE MANZO: DonCaro Will Be Albie Manzo’s Mommy Forever!!!…

While on the hunt for something else, came across this… from exactly one year ago today!

From SH May 31, 2012:

This beautifully photoshopped cover of TIME magazine was done by SH reader “HousewifeHoe”… it deserves its very own space!!  

FEBUS to all.. and “Thank You” to HousewifeHoe!!  SH readers are the BEST!!!

Caro Albie SH WM II  TIME COVER

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TRAVIS ALEXANDER MURDER: Juror #6 and Juror #17 on Dr. Drew…

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Dr.DrewHLN…  Diane Schwartz and Tara Kelley on Dr. Drew.  Diane discussed being a part of jury deliberations and Tara explained her disappointment when her number was called as an alternate.  Tara was also given a stare-down by the killer:

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SH “HIT AND RUN” MONDAY: Yolanda Foster “Getting Better”… Tamra Barney “Another Wedding”??… Heather Dubrow “Talk Show”… “Ice Cold Gold” on Animal Planet

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From @YolandaHFoster: Yo is getting better!  Lyme Disease is difficult to diagnose and is often masked as other ailments.  We wish YoFo “good health”!   BUT… it it a good idea to be doin’ a master cleanse while dealing with … Continue reading

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BRANDI GLANVILLE: Wins “Stoopidest Housewife” of The Week!!… Will Brandi Git Herself A New Purse… OR A New Toaster???… SH Readers Decide!

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Brandi Glanville wins the title of “STOOPIDEST HOUSEWIFE” of the week!   For thinking that people would actually believe her story of being treated for malaria munchies macadamia nutz malnutrition malapropism moroseness  martyrism  monkeyshines melasma whateva… after she tweeted an … Continue reading

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MORE SH “HIT AND RUN”: New “REALITY” Show BEVERLY HILLS PAWN… Dedra Whitt “Simple Beaute”

“Pawn 90210″ has been given new life, renamed “Beverly Hills Pawn” and will premiere June 5 … on REELZ. Beverly Hills Pawn explores Yossi Dina’s extraordinary pawn shop in the heart of world famous Beverly Hills where Hollywood’s elite go to … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” TUESDAY: Lisa Vanderpump on DWTS “Got Da Boot”!…Paul Nassif “MR Maloof”???…David Foster On DWTS With JLo and Bocelli… Gretchen Rossi Makes Front Page News!!… Note To ALL SH Readers!

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Lisa Vanderpump got da boot on tonight’s “Dancing With the Stars”… Lisa STILL has her butter commercial!! ************************************** X17Online.com: Dr. Paul Nassif attended the Rihanna concert last night in LA.   It didn’t look like Paul’s reported girlfriend, Miss Nevada, … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE: JuicyJoe “KingJoe” Says “See Ya Later” To Bravo, the RHONJ And All His “Peasants”!… Gives His “Resignation”… Did Juicy Strike A Deal In His Lawsuit???… Is Juicy Leavin’ For Real OR An April Fool’s Joke?

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According to Joe Giudice’s FacebookPage… who knew he even had one!?… “KING” JuicyJoe has given his RHONJ resignation! Too stressful for him and his family. AND… that’s JOO-DE-CHAY, not JOO-DICE!!!  NOTE:  Oh, OK, Juicy!!  “Too stressful”???  So, Juicy, the “gaylord” … Continue reading

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BRANDI GLANVILLE: Brandi’s Attempt At “Rehabbing Her Image” Now Starting!… Jonathan Ruiz, Brandi’s “BathroomDate”… WHY Brandi Jumped At Bein’ A Housewife… EXTRA: Watch A VERY Uncomfortable Brandi Sitting Beside AlienShapeShifterPam Dana Wilkey!

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Brandi Glanville chatted with her very favorite media outlet, Brandi’s designated publication in which she probably is under contract to speak with … OKMagazine. Brandi is very obviously attempting to rehabilitate her image as a ‘brainless’ ‘sexy’ Housewife.  Sorry, Brandi, but your attempt … Continue reading

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YOLANDA FOSTER: YoFo’s BravoBlog… Still Having LymeDisease “BrainFog”… Felt “Trapped In Circle With Women… Have Nothing In Common With”… “Pit Bulls” Are Not Going To Continue Nastiness!!

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Bravo… Hello my friends, sorry for the delay. It has been a struggle the past couple of months to focus on writing this blog due to the Lyme disease that has so severely affected my brain function. Most days I … Continue reading

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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES… August 2012: KYLE RICHARDS… Kyle’s Store Now Open For Business… Kyle Gives Shopping Advice “Do Without”!… Kyle At “Alene Too” in Boca, January 2012: Says “Upset By Tweeters”!… Whatever Happened to Kyle’s Sitcom??

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ORIGINALLY POSTED AUGUST 2, 2012… RE-POSTED MARCH 13, 2013 Kyle Richards of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” has partnered with Lizzy Schwartz and Debbie Weisman of Boca Raton boutiques Alene Too to launch a new store, Kyle by Alene Too, in Beverly … Continue reading

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR: Essential Health Tips To Remember!!!

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Seeing Disgusting AlienShapeShifterPam Dana Wilkey on last night’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills prompted this “Health Warning”!   1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, but its harmful if done every day.  2. F***ing gives proper relaxation … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Preview: Faye Resnick “Brandi Got Caught With Mike Riuz At White Party”… Brandi Glanville, Lisa Vanderpump “Massages and Ken’s New Hip”

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Bravo…On next week’s RHOBH… SH August 17, 2012: Brandi and Mike Ruiz at dinner…  SH August 19:  Mike Ruiz was a photo-op date!… SH August 25, 2012:  Brandi drops Mike!…   NOTE:  Mike Ruiz is one of John Turturro’s AMAZING real estate … Continue reading

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REAL REALITY: Valerie Harper “Three Months”… Role Model For Single, Working Women… Bonnie Franklin… Role Model For Divorced, Single, Working Mothers

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From People… The bestest friend that Mary Richards could ever have, Rhoda Morgenstern, has been diagnosed with terminal brain cancer. According to People, Valerie Harper… who played Rhoda Morgenstern on the classic “TheMaryTylerMooreShow”… was given three months to live. “A … Continue reading

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FOR ALL SH READERS! All Others… Whatever!… TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR!: This is Reality… For REAL!

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THIS IS REALITY!! FULL BODY SCANS AT THE AIRPORT:  The T.S.A. disclosed the Airport Screening Results… Terrorists Discovered 0 Transvestites 133 Hernias 1,485 Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172 Enlarged Prostates 8,249 Breast Implants 59,350 Natural Blondes 3 It was also discovered that … Continue reading

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SHANA’S BRAVO BLOG… Tells Kim Richards To “Butt OUT”!… Kim Ain’t No “Dr. Drew”… Shana Apologies To Yolanda

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I’ve been told the truth will set you free. . .here it goes. I went through about nine months where I was drinking to cope with the pain and the memories. I was drinking to forget, to stop the recurring … Continue reading

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MORE SH “HIT AND RUN” MONDAY: Oh, Those RHOC Kids!… Lindsey Knickerbocker “No Jail Time”… Is Ryan Veith “Chillin’ Wit Ma Weed…”???… Tamra Barney “I’m Just a Shy Down-to-Earth Girl From Glendora” and “All Is OK With Vicki”… Tamballs Doesn’t Like “Being Famous”!!

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From TMZ:  Tammy Knickerbocker’s daughter, Lindsey, was arrested for DUI on January 29… she had an almost lethal blood alcohol level of .32 (.08 is drunk in most states, including CA!).  Lindsey sideswiped three cars before she stopped her car; … Continue reading

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MANIPULATION… The Brain Is Quicker Than The Eye… Or The Eye is Bigger Than Your Belly… Or Whatever!… What You Notice First!

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Colgate has created an ingenious advertising campaign to promote its dental floss, but before explaining to you the main detail of these images, please appreciate the photos quietly. Think!     Alright, now that you had time to quietly observe the … Continue reading

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SH “BLIND ITEM”: GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE!!… Housewife Revealed!

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This one should be EASY!!   The answer is NOT Paul and Adrienne!! Which Housewife is stepmother to her husband’s grown son? This son was a product of the HouseHusband’s first marriage and this older son has a child of … Continue reading