REAL HOUSEWIVES V MOB WIVES: “Those Housewives Fights Are Not Fights…”

MobWives’ fourth season finale is tomorrow on VH1.  This site doesn’t normally pay atten-shun to MobWives, but couldn’t resist their discussion on today’s KathieLee and Hoda!  The MobWives were asked about those Housewives “fights”…

Drita explained:  ‘The Real Housewives fights are not fights to me.  To me, that’s just the way we talk on the phone. Nobody’s bleeding, and there’s no limbs that are broken. It’s kind of like, that’s not a fight.”

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VALENTINE’S DAY 2012: With WretchedRossi and SladeSlimey…

WARNING:  THIS IS A TOTAL WASTE OF 1.5 MINUTES!!!  WRETCHED AND SLIMEY IN 2012… BLEEEEEEECH!    THESE TWO MUST BE WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO PAY THEM BEFORE THEY GET MARRIED…

SH ***EXCLUSIVE*** YOLANDA FOSTER: KingDave Rushed To ER After “Too Real” Nightmare! … UPDATE: Even More **Exclusive-y**!! YODA Has House Nightmare On The Same Night!!!

KingDave dreamt that YODA got every one of his three Grammys in a divorce settlement!  Downgraded and financially devastated, KingDave was forced to work with “vocalists” Missy and Wretched!!  

A NIGHTMARE!!  

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NOTE:  YODA had a nightmare, too!!  YODA awoke sweaty and shaking after dreaming that her Malibu house was sold for $945,999!!   $26 million BELOW asking price!!!  After the BananasFosters divorce, the only offer for that traffic-noisy house was from one of YODA’s rabid fans, who only wanted an unlimited supply of lemons to look exactly like her idol, YODA!!  To see what ConnieUnsellica bought…click on the underlined to see what YODA does NOT want you to see!!

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REAL HOUSEWIVES NEWS: DumbJoyce Giraud… FrontPorsha… BigGayRosie…Larsa Pippen…”Call The Paps” SkankyJo, Wretched, DumbJoyce… Camille Grammer On RHOBH?

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OH… what a shame!! EX-Miami Housewife, Larsa Pippen and husband, Scotty Pippen’s “reality” show rejected by WE TV.   “…the Pippens live a truly charmed life.  Add in her overbearing family and his clan from Arkansas, and this duo is … Continue reading

SH **EXCLUSIVE** Next To Appear On “Couples Therapy”?… Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley!

We’ve learned **EXCLUSIVELY** that Wretched BLEEEEEEECH! Rossi and SlimeySlade will be the next ‘booted-from-Bravo” duo to appear on “Couples Therapy”…

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SH **EXCLUSIVE** … MissAndy’s Special Request Of SH Readers… Which Housewives Would YOU Dump??

MissAndy wants to know!!!

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him! David Gebbia after watchin’ CreepyCarlton’s sex movies… and drinkin a case of Schlitz. Martin Genis… who always fills his home-on-wheels back … Continue reading

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SH **EXCLUSIVE** ANOTHER Sign In Front Of Tree Joodice House!! And…MORE!

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AN OC Housewife knew the owner… Sign next door to KomaKathy’s house… DrunkOtis’ house…2010… DrunkOtis’ hubbend strikes back!! FEBUS tried to get rid of them… nobody buyin’!! Crooksy ain’t kidding!! MO-Reese advertising while sellin’ real estate… Countless LuAnnie’s sign in … Continue reading

BEST OF: MissAndy… Miami Housewives… ATL Housewives… RHONY

Rounding up the BEST OF the funniest photoshopped items from Miami, New York and Atlanta…also including MissAndy!!

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SH **EXCLUSIVE**… Eddie Judge Makes A Move To KEEP Slade Smiley On The RHOC!!

HOW CUTE!!  ELLIE WANTS SLIMEY TO STAY!!

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: Kyle Richards… Joanna Krupa…WretchedRossi… NayNay Leakes

HagfaceKyle, PierogiePrincessSkankyJo and Wretched BLEEEECH! Rossi have something in common!

They all posed for the paps over the weekend!

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HagfaceKyle was showing how well she’s doing… figure-wise… since her massive body lipo plastic surgery transformation.

SkankyJo was showing how well she can master the art of eating a piece of cake… SkankyJo is actually using a fork!

No plastic surgery for Bruce Jenner

Wretched BLEEEEEECH! Rossi was showing that she can crash a party!  Wretched is shown at a party with 41-year-old Carmen Electra.  NOTE:  Really???  Carmen Electra is 41??  Thought Carmen was OVER 40 when she was 20!  Have never, ever understood all those publications which wrote of Carmen’s “beauty” in such glowing terms!  The chick has always looked like she’s 30 years older than she is…

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NayNayLeakes is revealing everything about her life to bobblehead-on-a-stick GiulianaWhatever on a very special E!News special airing tonight at 10 pm… “NayNay Talks To A BobbleHead.”  NOTE:  We’re givin’ this bizarre “special” 9938374,99837487 Kens!

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SH **EXCLUSIVE**!!! Top Five Torture Songs Replaced… By Housewives Tunes!… New Top Torture Song… Melissa Gorga’s “On Display”!!

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The five songs used to torture people…has been replaced! The US government was deluged with protests, led by many members of the band’s mentioned, after this “top five torture song” list was published by TIME in October 2013… just three … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIFE NEWS: Kyle Richards… Mauricio Umansky…Kim Richards’ Nephew…Paul Nassif, Terry Dubrow… Yolanda Foster, David Foster…

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YIKES!!!   And to think that the paps were paid to take her pictures!  HagfaceKyle should destroy the digitals! See more photos of HagfaceKyle Richards at TheDailyMail… Speakin’ of HagfaceKyle… her husband, MO-Ree-C-O cannot unload Barry Bonds’ house!  The house … Continue reading

HOUSEWIVES NEWS: Gretchen Rossi “She’s A Giver”… PT Housewife “7th Honeymoon”… Sonja Morgan “Ditched Toaster Oven”… Brandi Glanville “Thanksgiving Hunger Games”

EX-OrangeCountyHousewife @WretchedBLEEEEECHRossi cannot do any charitable work without announcing her good deed for the day!   Slimey had to look the part…

Hey, Wretched… when’s that **eye roll** wedding gonna happen???

AREN'T WE GREAT!?!?

AIN’T WE GREAT!?!?  WE’RE REALLY SUNTHIN’!!

PT Housewife goes to a nearby state…  to celebrate (it just happened to ryhme!):  “An amazing weekend celebrating with my prince charming Reid at the amazing Winvian in Connecticut.”  You can see all the phony posed paps photos at TheDailyMail

NOOOOOOOOO!!!  Sonja with a “J” Morgan has ditched her toaster oven!  @SonjaTMorgan is goin’ bigger and better!  No more dinky toaster oven for her… Sonja’s brand is goin’ INTERNATIONAL!!

COME ON… DID ANYONE REALLY THINK I WAS GONNA PRODUCE A TOASTER OVEN????

COME ON… DID ANYONE REALLY THINK I WAS GONNA PRODUCE A TOASTER OVEN????

NOTE:  Thanks to all the SH readers who sent/are sending info re Sonja’s attempt to reverse the Judge’s decision in her HannibalPictures lawsuit.  The info re Sonja’s lawsuit reversal was on SH November 26… four days ago. 

 

What a wit!  @BrandiGlanville didn’t get all roofied up to take a flight to her parents house like she did last year.  DrunkOtis stayed home and watched “The HUNGER Games”… DrunkOtis’ Father spent ThanksgivingDay with the son-in-law he misses so much…

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DrunkOtis 2012 Thanksgiving… Dad misses Eddie…

 

Dr. Phil will appear on the next RHOBH…

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(Thanks to SH readers “Stan” “GF” “PMG” “Dave” and “LB”!!)

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IT’S BLACK FRIDAY!! … Atten-shun All Housewives… There’s A Sale Goin’ On At SH!!!… It’s A Bargain!… Which Housewives Will Be Smart Enough To Buy???

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There are people who said ‘screw that Thanksgiving dinner’ yesterday and stood in line to grab those bargains… it’s a tradition for some people. As mentioned three days ago, a “non-partisan” company is being paid $1 million to produce POSITIVE O-Care … Continue reading

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E! NEWS Tries Their Best… The Housewives Halloween Show!

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Loved PornoKing aka “photographer” Terry Richardson thrown in there!!  Bobblehead Rancic is soooo untalented… At the 2:20 mark NayNay appears, ruining an otherwise mediocre take on the HousewivesHalloweenShow… or, you may know it better as “TheTERESAShow”!!!

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SH “HIT AND RUN” MONDAY”… TheSimpsons…BFrankel Whining Porn Guest… PT Housewife “Perfect Family”… Melissa Gorga… Drunk Otis… PierogiPrincess Kicks Lisa Hochstein Outta Wedding… WretchedRossi “Shoe Designer”… Marcia Wallace… Mike Tyson… Haunted Halloween Houses

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Her talk show is gasping for breath.   Whomever is scrounging around for guests at BFrankel’s show has discovered the bottom of the ocean floor… TeenMom/Porn”Star” FarrahAbraham is clearly seething at BFrankel’s questions on today’s show: NOTE:   Farrah is … Continue reading

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SH THREE YEAR MARK! Thank you…

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Was not going to make any big deal about today, as after hitting the ONE MILLION mark milestone quite a while ago, stopped with the self-aggrandizement. However, since it was pointed out in comments by SH readers… today IS the … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” THURSDAY: Glee “Over”… GoopyGwyneth… WorldClock…RHONJ SirensMedia Bought By “PawnStars”…PT Housewife, PierogiPrincess Bikini Shots…

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The gay white guy responsible for giving NayNay an “acting” job, Ryan Murphy, has announced that Glee’s next season will be its last.     Who will be the next gay white guy to hand NayNay another tailor-made “acting” gig? … Continue reading