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HOUSEWIFE NEWS: Kyle Richards… Mauricio Umansky…Kim Richards’ Nephew…Paul Nassif, Terry Dubrow… Yolanda Foster, David Foster…

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YIKES!!!   And to think that the paps were paid to take her pictures!  HagfaceKyle should destroy the digitals! See more photos of HagfaceKyle Richards at TheDailyMail… Speakin’ of HagfaceKyle… her husband, MO-Ree-C-O cannot unload Barry Bonds’ house!  The house … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: Gretchen Rossi “She’s A Giver”… PT Housewife “7th Honeymoon”… Sonja Morgan “Ditched Toaster Oven”… Brandi Glanville “Thanksgiving Hunger Games”

EX-OrangeCountyHousewife @WretchedBLEEEEECHRossi cannot do any charitable work without announcing her good deed for the day!   Slimey had to look the part…

Hey, Wretched… when’s that **eye roll** wedding gonna happen???

AREN'T WE GREAT!?!?

AIN’T WE GREAT!?!?  WE’RE REALLY SUNTHIN’!!

PT Housewife goes to a nearby state…  to celebrate (it just happened to ryhme!):  “An amazing weekend celebrating with my prince charming Reid at the amazing Winvian in Connecticut.”  You can see all the phony posed paps photos at TheDailyMail

NOOOOOOOOO!!!  Sonja with a “J” Morgan has ditched her toaster oven!  @SonjaTMorgan is goin’ bigger and better!  No more dinky toaster oven for her… Sonja’s brand is goin’ INTERNATIONAL!!

COME ON… DID ANYONE REALLY THINK I WAS GONNA PRODUCE A TOASTER OVEN????

COME ON… DID ANYONE REALLY THINK I WAS GONNA PRODUCE A TOASTER OVEN????

NOTE:  Thanks to all the SH readers who sent/are sending info re Sonja’s attempt to reverse the Judge’s decision in her HannibalPictures lawsuit.  The info re Sonja’s lawsuit reversal was on SH November 26… four days ago. 

 

What a wit!  @BrandiGlanville didn’t get all roofied up to take a flight to her parents house like she did last year.  DrunkOtis stayed home and watched “The HUNGER Games”… DrunkOtis’ Father spent ThanksgivingDay with the son-in-law he misses so much…

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DrunkOtis 2012 Thanksgiving… Dad misses Eddie…

 

Dr. Phil will appear on the next RHOBH…

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(Thanks to SH readers “Stan” “GF” “PMG” “Dave” and “LB”!!)

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IT’S BLACK FRIDAY!! … Atten-shun All Housewives… There’s A Sale Goin’ On At SH!!!… It’s A Bargain!… Which Housewives Will Be Smart Enough To Buy???

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There are people who said ‘screw that Thanksgiving dinner’ yesterday and stood in line to grab those bargains… it’s a tradition for some people. As mentioned three days ago, a “non-partisan” company is being paid $1 million to produce POSITIVE O-Care … Continue reading

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E! NEWS Tries Their Best… The Housewives Halloween Show!

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Loved PornoKing aka “photographer” Terry Richardson thrown in there!!  Bobblehead Rancic is soooo untalented… At the 2:20 mark NayNay appears, ruining an otherwise mediocre take on the HousewivesHalloweenShow… or, you may know it better as “TheTERESAShow”!!!

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SH “HIT AND RUN” MONDAY”… TheSimpsons…BFrankel Whining Porn Guest… PT Housewife “Perfect Family”… Melissa Gorga… Drunk Otis… PierogiPrincess Kicks Lisa Hochstein Outta Wedding… WretchedRossi “Shoe Designer”… Marcia Wallace… Mike Tyson… Haunted Halloween Houses

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Her talk show is gasping for breath.   Whomever is scrounging around for guests at BFrankel’s show has discovered the bottom of the ocean floor… TeenMom/Porn”Star” FarrahAbraham is clearly seething at BFrankel’s questions on today’s show: NOTE:   Farrah is … Continue reading

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SH THREE YEAR MARK! Thank you…

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Was not going to make any big deal about today, as after hitting the ONE MILLION mark milestone quite a while ago, stopped with the self-aggrandizement. However, since it was pointed out in comments by SH readers… today IS the … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” THURSDAY: Glee “Over”… GoopyGwyneth… WorldClock…RHONJ SirensMedia Bought By “PawnStars”…PT Housewife, PierogiPrincess Bikini Shots…

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The gay white guy responsible for giving NayNay an “acting” job, Ryan Murphy, has announced that Glee’s next season will be its last.     Who will be the next gay white guy to hand NayNay another tailor-made “acting” gig? … Continue reading

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BFRANKEL: Let’s Talk About Talk Shows!!… BFrankel Blames ELLEN!… Would Opree Have Given BFrankel a Talk Show??

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IT’S NOT MY FAULT!! COULD NOT HAVE SAID IT BETTER!!! Danielle Ohl from http://www.DiamondBack.com …; the University of Maryland’s independent student newspaper… says the following re the lame talk show replacements since AA Opree left the talk show building over two … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: MissAndy Asks… Any Fashion Regrets???… Taking A Look Back At The Most Preposterous Moronic Idiotic Question Ever Posed By MissAndy To ANY Housewives Franchise!

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MissAndy is scraping the bottom of the barrel for these questions being posed to these moronic Housewives.   Hmmmmm…. is that an oxymoron?  “Moronic Housewives”??? Well, at least MissAndy has paddled up that swampland he was mired in when he … Continue reading

BREAKING NEWS: **SH EXCLUSIVE**… Slade Smiley Gets New Spinoff Show!!… With Vicki Gunvalson and Brooks Ayers!… NO Gretchen Rossi!

Wretched now has a legitimate reason to call off her totally phony baloney made up for the sole purpose of her weak story line wedding to Slimey… she refuses to marry a limo driver!    Crooksy is thrilled to be gettin’ free rides…anywhere.

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REAL HOUSEWIVES STUFF: Tweet Reward… RHOM Fading Fast…Yolanda Foster Selling Malibu House; Asking $27 Million… Andy Cohen’s West Village Shack… New Bravo Show With Rihanna!

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JTG is offering five bills for anyone who can produce his kid-bashing tweet: In response, a tweeter asked: NOTE:  Think JTG should shell out the measly $500 for fake tweets!  A REAL tweet should get $5,000, but payin’ that 5K … Continue reading

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“CLASSY AND TRASHY”…READERS CHOICE!!!

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SH **EXCLUSIVE**…GRETCHEN ROSSI BOUNCES BACK WITH NEW “REALITY SHOW” GIG THAT TAMBALLS TRIED OUT FOR!… NO SLADE!… FILMING “GUESTS” VICKI AND HEATHER D!

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WretchedBLEEEEEECH!Rossi didn’t waste no time in using her feminine wiles/ways/whateva to land a spot on another reality show!  On the advice of  “will do anything for MissAndy/Bravo” Tamballs, Wretched took off to Michigan WITHOUT Slade and is presently filming her new … Continue reading

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GRETCHEN ROSSI: Pissed At Tamballs… “You Stole My Story Line”!!!…. Begs MissAndy “Take Me Back”!!

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**SH EXCLUSIVE**!!!… Gretchen Rossi Booted… Slade Smiley Given New Story Line!!

Yes, Slimey will be back for season twenty or is it thirteen or is it fifteen of the Real Housewives of Orange County??   Don’t matter, all the seasons are the same!!

Poor Lydia McLaughlin will have to pretend she’s dumpin’ her Doug for Slimey!

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY: Alexis Bellino and Gretchen Rossi… Got da Bravo Boot… REALLY???

Seriously… is anyone surprised at this?  Is there anyone who didn’t see this one coming??? According to several “sources” Alexis Bellino and Gretchen Rossi got da BravoBoot… nothing “official” from Bravo yet. Alexass Bellino can now focus her attention on … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: LuAnn de Lesseps… BFrankel…Manzoid…Teresa Giudice… Gorgas…Heather Dull-BRO Friend…RHONY…KimD…LeAnnRimes… Vicki Gunvalson… WretchedRossi…PT Housewife

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NOOOOO!!!!  This cannot be true!!!  CountlessLuAnnie and her Jawks are no longer a couple!   Shocking!!! Just can’t help it… LuAnnie on a camel: We all know that the Manzoids are gettin’ their spinoff, but LOVED this intro from Deadline.com… … Continue reading

HOUSEWIVES NEWS: “Manzo’d With Children”… Teresa Giudice “Keepin’ Out Of It”…Kroy Biermann… NayNay Leakes…Paula Deen… Wretched and Slimey “Brangelina Wannabes”… Lisa Hochstein…Evolution Lookin’ For Plastic Surgery Mishaps

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Under the working title, “Manzo’d With Children,” the pilot will follow the Housewife in her duties as the “ringleader of the crazy circus that is her Italian family.” Apparently, her adult children are driving her more nuts than ever: Albie is single and ready to mingle, Chris is eager to come up with the best idea since the stripper/car wash and Lauren is ready to entertain the idea of letting Vito put a ring on it.

 

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How exciting!!! Maybe somma her REAL friends will make some appearances!!

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The tagline for da Zoids:  “It’s one crowded house filled with personality, laughter and ham… in both pig and honey-baked forms.”

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Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann tore his achilles tendon during the first half of the Falcons/Rams game this past Saturday and is out for the season.   Poor Kim!!!  Kroy’s gonna be home whinin’ all damn day!

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The man who allegedly attempted to extort $250,000 from Paula Deen has just been sentenced to 2 years in prison…  Well, Pauler ain’t a Housewife, but she could be!!

TreeJoodice wantsta keep outta the whole thing:

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Picture this:  Slade Slimey and WretchedRossie as Brangelina!  “We want to be Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! That’s the goal,” a laughing Gretchen, 35, tells Life & Style, adding, “At this point, we want to have, like, 26 kids.”

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Lisa Hochstein wantsta be Brangelina, too!!  “When I drink, I become a partial lesbian…what’s a half lesbian?  Joanna is a good time when she’s drunk, and she’s so hot! We would be the hottest couple in Miami. We would be like Brangelina.”  So, who would be Brad Pitt??

NayNayLeakes, in a phone press conference last week, said she turned down many spinoff opportunities until this one (Dreamin’ of NayNay) came along.  UM… OK… All the producers everywhere were after NayNay!  Which is why TylerPerry changed his phone number!

Tamballs and Ellie are ploppin’ down in those Clubhouse Chairs tonight with MissAndy… WHY?  ‘Cause they get hitched on their spinoff tonight.  Watch for Tamballs and Ellie to be doin’ ANYTHING MissAndy orders them!  Tamballs needs that Bravo check…

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Are YOU the victim of some bad plastic surgery??  If you ARE, EvolutionMedia is lookin’ for you!  Hurry… deadline is September 19!

Evolution Media & The Producers of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills & The Real Housewives of Orange County are searching for people who appear to be 25-35 who want to fix their past plastic surgery.  NOTE:  Interesting… they want people who APPEAR to be 25-35.  No official ID necessary!  So, you’re 57 and appear to be 35… fill out an application!!

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY: Lost Footage Footage…

Will the RHOC never end?  On the next “LostFootage” episode, it’s all about the BFFs!!  Lydia’s observation shakes some sense into these overgrown pubescents!!

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY: CameraHeads…

The RHOC are so boring they bore themselves… YAWN!