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THE HOUSEWIVES SHOWS ARE OVER…

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The article from EntertainmentWeekly asking if we’re tired of “reality” TV is not at all surprising.  We’ve been saying the very same, but specifically about the Housewives franchises for at least a year. With the Bravo debacle, the RHONJ, wrapping up … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… HWs Items That Don’t Deserve Full Attention! … Questions Answered!

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Some Housewives items which don’t deserve full atten-shun: Heather Dull-BRO voices her opinion about Teresa Giudice… and asks if Bravo is harboring a criminal: “Even on the day of their sentencing, they were hiding jewelry and they didn’t tell the … Continue reading

WretchedRossi Labels TamraBarney A Sociopath…

 

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GretchenRossi Says TamraBarney Trying To Repair Image… Wedding To SladeSmiley Will Happen When Sean Marries Hillary!

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Wretched says Tamballs “has lost all credibility with everyone, including the viewers” as Tamballs conveniently blames any bad behavior on her “fictional character”!  (SH was the first to note that Tamballs was describing herself as a “fictional character”…)  Wretched says the obvious… … Continue reading

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Slade says he’s always be poor because of his sick son, but he’s very busy working… especially with the big business of GretchenChristine!  Wretched throws in that she and Slade did a mini-series for the HistoryChannel.  Is the HistoryChannel now doing mini-series about z-list reality “stars”??

BLIND ITEM… Who Is The EX-Housewife??

KRUPA GRETCHEN JOANNA

 From CDAN

This former Real Housewife finds out where Real Housewives Beverly Hills is going to be shooting and tries to get in the shot or get herself involved in the filming almost every day.   NOTE:  Money is on SkankyJo!

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

 

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Wretched Gets Endorsement Deal… For SkinCare! HUH??

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“Inance Skincare is happy to announce that they have joined forces with Gretchen Christine Rossi and Gretchen Christine cosmetics for a national commercial campaign. Inance Skincare is offering their best-selling product, Inance Retinol 1%, for only $40.00. Regular retail price … Continue reading

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Wretched And Slimey Baby Quest…Another “Reality” Show?

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Don’t be surprised if Wretched and Slimey make their baby quest into a “reality” show…     “As we begin to age, we want to make sure that we’ve done everything possibly to ensure a healthy baby,” Smiley, 40, tells … Continue reading

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Caption This!! What Happened To The RHOC…

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“Kace316″ will receive one free WretchedChristine logo from her handbag line!  Disclaimer: Logo must be procured by digging through the OC landfill…

BLIND ITEM: Which Housewife Cut Off Her Daughter?

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From CDAN

This west coast Housewife cut off her daughter …

…because the daughter has been selling information about Mom to the tabloids.

 

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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  MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him!  Ellie Judge after listening to Tamballs rant… in person! David Beador…  after drinkin’ a case of two-buck-Chuck, lamenting that his house is … Continue reading

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A MUST SEE! The Hotwives of Orlando…

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Question: How does one successfully parody a show which has already become a parody of itself?  Answer: You study the cast of each franchise and pick the best of the bunch and write a very funny SCRIPT… and then you … Continue reading

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WHICH HOUSEWIVES’ TWEETS REQUIRE ABOVE A 4TH GRADE READING LEVEL??? Tweeting For Dummies!

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We’ve done extensive research to find which Housewife tweets smarter than that of a 4th grade reading level.  The 4th grade level… unfortunately… is the average reading level for those who use twitter! SMOG AFTER an analysis of 1 million public … Continue reading

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WRETCHED AND SLIMEY: Using Slimey’s Son For More Sympathy…Grayson’s Mother Said He’s “Used As A Prop” By Slimey

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How much lower can these two “reality” rejects dip into the overflowing septic tank already filled with EX-reality “stars”?  Wretched brings up Slimey’s chronically ill child… complete with “reality” show acting, with “real” tears.   Wretched’s drama-filled spotlight tries to … Continue reading

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WRETCHED ROSSI… Hypocrite Wretched Calls RHOC “Toxic”… BS-Spewing Wretched Claims She’s All About “Empowering” Women!

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What a joke!  Wretched whining about how unhappy she was while on the RHOC is like Goopy complaining about how her life is like a combat zone! After 88 episodes from 2006 to 2013, Wretched is only NOW whining about … Continue reading

How Dumb Is Wretched???

Wretched is sooooooo damn dumb.  So dumb, that she don’t know that Dina Lohan claimed that she was the “White Opree” years ago!  Anyone who wants to be associated with Opree needs to be checked…  BLEEEEEEEECH!!!   AND, Slimey knows Toni Braxton… **eye roll**

 

 

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS… PumpMyStomach; Sheree; Tallmark; Wretched

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  A total BULLSH*T story:  LisaVanderPumpMyStomach is beggin’ MissAndy to leave the RHOBH, but MissAndy just don’t wanna let her go.  NOTE:  Those Bravo contracts control everything.  CutesyLisa’s contract with the RHOBH is done, so she will continue on Bravo … Continue reading