**SH EXCLUSIVE** Wretched Begs MissAndy “Put Me Back On TV! I Have Story Line!”

Wretched will do anything for that easy “reality” show money!!!

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: LuAnnie Sellin’…Maloof’s Return?… Carlton v BFrankel… Slimey In Wretched’s Clothes…MORE!

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Countess LuAnnie has dropped the price of her Hamptons house from $9.995 to $8.995 million… Sheree Whitfield will be on WWHL with Kim Zolciak this Sunday… ANOTHER report of Adrienne Maloof’s possible return to the RHOBH… NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!  Rod’s Kid is … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… All The Housewives News That Isn’t That Important…BUT Ya Gotta READ!!

Oxygen Media disguises famous faces in pop culture on the hilarious new hidden camera series “Celebrities Undercover.” The half-hour series will feature two celebrities concealing their true identity with the use of prosthetic make-up to find out what unsuspecting fans … Continue reading

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SLADE SMILEY… Payin’ To Be On The Radio!

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You’ve all heard that Slade Smiley has resurrected his radio career.  The radio career that lasted as long as his being a part of the RHOC! But, what radio station was brave and bold enough to give Slimey a call … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY: Look… We’re In Hong Kong!

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It has become an expected ‘event’ for each Real Housewives franchise … the trip to an international destination.  The trip used to be a bit secretive, at least until the new season in which the trip was highlighted premiered. Interestingly, … Continue reading

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ALEXIS BELLINO, GRETCHEN ROSSI: Booted Housewives “Buy My Stuff”!!

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WretchedRossi is a spokesperson for a skin product… the big selling point is that the skin product contains 1% Retinol.  This product will be given away at an Academy Awards gifting suite.  Prices range from $20 to $250 for the … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES V MOB WIVES: “Those Housewives Fights Are Not Fights…”

MobWives’ fourth season finale is tomorrow on VH1.  This site doesn’t normally pay atten-shun to MobWives, but couldn’t resist their discussion on today’s KathieLee and Hoda!  The MobWives were asked about those Housewives “fights”…

Drita explained:  ‘The Real Housewives fights are not fights to me.  To me, that’s just the way we talk on the phone. Nobody’s bleeding, and there’s no limbs that are broken. It’s kind of like, that’s not a fight.”

VALENTINE’S DAY 2012: With WretchedRossi and SladeSlimey…

WARNING:  THIS IS A TOTAL WASTE OF 1.5 MINUTES!!!  WRETCHED AND SLIMEY IN 2012… BLEEEEEEECH!    THESE TWO MUST BE WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO PAY THEM BEFORE THEY GET MARRIED…

SH ***EXCLUSIVE*** YOLANDA FOSTER: KingDave Rushed To ER After “Too Real” Nightmare! … UPDATE: Even More **Exclusive-y**!! YODA Has House Nightmare On The Same Night!!!

KingDave dreamt that YODA got every one of his three Grammys in a divorce settlement!  Downgraded and financially devastated, KingDave was forced to work with “vocalists” Missy and Wretched!!  

A NIGHTMARE!!  

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NOTE:  YODA had a nightmare, too!!  YODA awoke sweaty and shaking after dreaming that her Malibu house was sold for $945,999!!   $26 million BELOW asking price!!!  After the BananasFosters divorce, the only offer for that traffic-noisy house was from one of YODA’s rabid fans, who only wanted an unlimited supply of lemons to look exactly like her idol, YODA!!  To see what ConnieUnsellica bought…click on the underlined to see what YODA does NOT want you to see!!

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REAL HOUSEWIVES NEWS: DumbJoyce Giraud… FrontPorsha… BigGayRosie…Larsa Pippen…”Call The Paps” SkankyJo, Wretched, DumbJoyce… Camille Grammer On RHOBH?

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OH… what a shame!! EX-Miami Housewife, Larsa Pippen and husband, Scotty Pippen’s “reality” show rejected by WE TV.   “…the Pippens live a truly charmed life.  Add in her overbearing family and his clan from Arkansas, and this duo is … Continue reading

SH **EXCLUSIVE** Next To Appear On “Couples Therapy”?… Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley!

We’ve learned **EXCLUSIVELY** that Wretched BLEEEEEEECH! Rossi and SlimeySlade will be the next ‘booted-from-Bravo” duo to appear on “Couples Therapy”…

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SH **EXCLUSIVE** … MissAndy’s Special Request Of SH Readers… Which Housewives Would YOU Dump??

MissAndy wants to know!!!

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him! David Gebbia after watchin’ CreepyCarlton’s sex movies… and drinkin a case of Schlitz. Martin Genis… who always fills his home-on-wheels back … Continue reading

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SH **EXCLUSIVE** ANOTHER Sign In Front Of Tree Joodice House!! And…MORE!

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AN OC Housewife knew the owner… Sign next door to KomaKathy’s house… DrunkOtis’ house…2010… DrunkOtis’ hubbend strikes back!! FEBUS tried to get rid of them… nobody buyin’!! Crooksy ain’t kidding!! MO-Reese advertising while sellin’ real estate… Countless LuAnnie’s sign in … Continue reading

BEST OF: MissAndy… Miami Housewives… ATL Housewives… RHONY

Rounding up the BEST OF the funniest photoshopped items from Miami, New York and Atlanta…also including MissAndy!!

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SH **EXCLUSIVE**… Eddie Judge Makes A Move To KEEP Slade Smiley On The RHOC!!

HOW CUTE!!  ELLIE WANTS SLIMEY TO STAY!!

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: Kyle Richards… Joanna Krupa…WretchedRossi… NayNay Leakes

HagfaceKyle, PierogiePrincessSkankyJo and Wretched BLEEEECH! Rossi have something in common!

They all posed for the paps over the weekend!

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HagfaceKyle was showing how well she’s doing… figure-wise… since her massive body lipo plastic surgery transformation.

SkankyJo was showing how well she can master the art of eating a piece of cake… SkankyJo is actually using a fork!

No plastic surgery for Bruce Jenner

Wretched BLEEEEEECH! Rossi was showing that she can crash a party!  Wretched is shown at a party with 41-year-old Carmen Electra.  NOTE:  Really???  Carmen Electra is 41??  Thought Carmen was OVER 40 when she was 20!  Have never, ever understood all those publications which wrote of Carmen’s “beauty” in such glowing terms!  The chick has always looked like she’s 30 years older than she is…

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NayNayLeakes is revealing everything about her life to bobblehead-on-a-stick GiulianaWhatever on a very special E!News special airing tonight at 10 pm… “NayNay Talks To A BobbleHead.”  NOTE:  We’re givin’ this bizarre “special” 9938374,99837487 Kens!

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SH **EXCLUSIVE**!!! Top Five Torture Songs Replaced… By Housewives Tunes!… New Top Torture Song… Melissa Gorga’s “On Display”!!

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The five songs used to torture people…has been replaced! The US government was deluged with protests, led by many members of the band’s mentioned, after this “top five torture song” list was published by TIME in October 2013… just three … Continue reading