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WRETCHED SAYS SHE WILL ELOPE!!

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Slade contends that he and Wretched have been offered several “opportunities” to share their marriage ceremony on a “reality” show.   Interesting, as Wretched has said previously that she is not interested in marrying Slimey. Wretched says that she doesn’t … Continue reading

Wretched Was Asked Nicely To STOP Singing! Doesn’t Listen…Sings “Fevah”

Why wait for GoBackThrowbackThursday to showcase Wretched’s talent??

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WretchedRossi Embarrasses Herself … And All TaylorSwift Fans!

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The epitome of a pathetic attention-seeking EX-Housewife suffering from stunted growth syndrome.  “SGS” will now be a brand new disease from which the Housewives can get sympathy.  Let the StuntedGrowthSyndrome selfies begin!! The stunted WretchedRossi really thinks that people are … Continue reading

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Another Housewife Who Won’t Go Away! Do You Want Her Fashion Looks?

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ANOTHER Housewife who just won’t go away!  WretchedRossi is still hawking her wares at her wantmylook site. A site which looks as if other “designers” are also selling their “fashions”! One of Wretched’s looks, which can be yours for only … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM: Who’s The West Coast EX-Housewife?

From CDAN:

“This former west coast Real Housewife who would love to be famous again…

…hooked up with this married A- list mostly television actor who can never get a network show to stick.”

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(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… All The Items We Don’t Care About!!

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The items we just don’t care enough about to give them full atten-shun!! Dorinda Medley’s boyfriend says free dry cleaning for all!!   LuAnnie tells E!Online:  “We have an epic season coming up, it really is one of our best seasons … Continue reading

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PhonyPrince Tries To Convince He’s A Prince… A Royal FAIL! Blames Nazis!!

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There is always the question of proceeding with or simply ignoring an item.  We ignore many items, but will give this item a second of atten-shun only because it’s pretty damn funny!   The phony prince is attempting to convince … Continue reading

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WHO IS THE PHONY “PRINCE” MARIO-MAX?

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On the RHOBH, the phony prince Mario-Max says his AUNT is the Danish queen. Hmmmm… according to the phony prince, he is the COUSIN of the Queen: TV-Presenter, Model, Actor, Dr. Prince Mario-Max son of His Highness Prince Waldemar zu … Continue reading

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Tallmark Prances On Beach For Bikini Shots! RHONY Must Be Desperate For Viewers!

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SERIOUSLY???  Tallmark paying paps to shoot her while prancing on a beach in Miami… already?  Housewives don’t NORMALLY do bikini shots until after their season has premiered.  Could the RHONY be desperate for viewers?  Will the RHONY’s big “star” BFrankel … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” All The Tweets… From The Week! Special “Thanks” To LisaVanderpump!

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MissAndy knows the productions schedule and knew the day/time for the coffee shop shoot… he could have taken Sean with him!!  SeanAvery STILL hasn’t married his “fiancee” HilaryRhoda!  Sean was last seen signing autographs at RiteAid! KYLE RICHARDS… TEEN MODEL … Continue reading

SH EXCLUSIVE! KingD Rushed To ER After Nightmare!

KingD dreamt that Loada got every one of his beloved Grammys in a divorce settlement!  

Downgraded and financially devastated, KingD was forced to work with “vocalists” Missy and Wretched!!   A NIGHTMARE!!

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SH “HIT AND RUN” Tamballs Loses Custody… Wretched/Slimey Left RHOC Because They Didn’t Like The “Drama”!

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ITEMS FROM THE PAST WEEK…which have been overlooked until now.  All get a big MEH!   Tamballs has been officially and legally separated from her eldest daughter, Sidney.  Tamballs’ EX-HouseHusband, SimonBarney, has been petitioning the court to retain full physical … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” All The HWs Items We Don’t Care About!! Did VinceVanP Get Boot From 12-Year Spokesman Job Because Wife Signed On To RHOBH??

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We give these items 99038646535354 Kens… Camber’s big “acting” role was a non-Union bit part on Restaurant Stakeout.  As a non-Union part, she receives a small payment and no residuals. HouseHusbandKen pushin’ PumpMyStomach’s VODKA… KingD is crying!!  Looks like he … Continue reading

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THE PHONY CASTING CALL FOR BRAVO HOUSEWIVES!! It’s Hysterical!! Was It Written By A Housewife Ghostwriter??

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The Real Housewives on Bravo  Casting for new wives for Bravo Network TV Show “The Real Housewives”. The infamous reality television series “The Real Housewives” which airs on Bravo Television Network is looking for new housewives for a brand spanking … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM: Guess The Housewife!

FromCDAN:

This former Real Housewife hooked up with a current NFL player. She said she needed a real man.

I guess her significant other she supports is just not doing it for her any longer.

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(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

Who’s The RHOBH Wannabe??

From CDAN:  A pretty easy blind…  

KRUPA GRETCHEN JOANNA

This former Real Housewife finds out where the Real Housewives Beverly Hills is going to be shooting and tries to get in the shot or get herself involved in the filming almost every day.

It’s Joanna Krupa!

NOTE:  SkankyJo is doing everything she possibly can to keep herself not only relevant, but is trying to position herself into a Bravo contract for the RHOBH.  SkankyJo’s latest ploy was sending a letter to DrunkOtis “threatening” to sue her over her comments about Skanky’s skank.

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Bravo Greenlight’s RHOC For Season TEN… No Manzoids!! And For God’s Sake… Miami Has Been DEAD For Years!

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Returning Series Greenlights… Dates TBA: “Flipping Out” Season 8 Produced by Authentic Entertainment with Lauren Lexton, Tom Rogan and Billy Taylor serving as executive producers. Everyone’s favorite interior designer, Jeff Lewis, and his genius design team including Jenni Pulos are … Continue reading

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YOU MIGHT BE A HOUSEWIFE…

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If you love throwing intimate dinner parties for your closest friends… that you just encountered during a pre-production meeting.  You might be a Housewife! If you can delude yourself into thinking that anything you do on a “reality” show is … Continue reading

New Bravo-Inspired Cards! Send To Your Favorite Housewife!

Suggested Recipients:   Housewives, Housewives Fans or anyone who aspires to be just like a Housewife!

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BLIND ITEM! Who’s This Delusional Housewife Who’s Peddling A Sex Tape?

Get ready for a new sex tape from another Real Housewife… because DanielleStaub’s stab at a sex tape did wonders for her financially!  

“She is in debt and owes over $100,000.  She thinks the tape would pay that off.  She hopes it will make her a bigger star and earn her lots of money at the same time.”

Sources say that producers are aware of the tape that was made in the last 12 months. Naughty Gossip saw a few screen grabs from the video and can reveal that it is NASTY!

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)  

NOTE:  Unfortunately for this misguided Housewife, her sex tape would hardly cover the $100,000 she owes.  Ask Danielle… DanielleStaub filed for bankruptcy in 2012 after her sex tape.   Claudia says it’s not her!

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR: Some of These You May Have Already Seen… Some You May Not!

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These photos have been sent to SH from several readers…. so, a big “ThankYou” to SH readers “PDM” “PMG” “cybraxis” and “Jule”!!! Saving the BEST for last!!  AND… something to think about: The federal government, which has ” Tomahawk” cruise … Continue reading

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SH EXCLUSIVE!! Santa’s Christmas Housewives Helpers!

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