BLIND ITEM: Which Housewife Cut Off Her Daughter?

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From CDAN

This west coast Housewife cut off her daughter …

…because the daughter has been selling information about Mom to the tabloids.

 

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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  MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him!  Ellie Judge after listening to Tamballs rant… in person! David Beador…  after drinkin’ a case of two-buck-Chuck, lamenting that his house is … Continue reading

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A MUST SEE! The Hotwives of Orlando…

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Question: How does one successfully parody a show which has already become a parody of itself?  Answer: You study the cast of each franchise and pick the best of the bunch and write a very funny SCRIPT… and then you … Continue reading

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WHICH HOUSEWIVES’ TWEETS REQUIRE ABOVE A 4TH GRADE READING LEVEL??? Tweeting For Dummies!

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We’ve done extensive research to find which Housewife tweets smarter than that of a 4th grade reading level.  The 4th grade level… unfortunately… is the average reading level for those who use twitter! SMOG AFTER an analysis of 1 million public … Continue reading

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WRETCHED AND SLIMEY: Using Slimey’s Son For More Sympathy…Grayson’s Mother Said He’s “Used As A Prop” By Slimey

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How much lower can these two “reality” rejects dip into the overflowing septic tank already filled with EX-reality “stars”?  Wretched brings up Slimey’s chronically ill child… complete with “reality” show acting, with “real” tears.   Wretched’s drama-filled spotlight tries to … Continue reading

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WRETCHED ROSSI… Hypocrite Wretched Calls RHOC “Toxic”… BS-Spewing Wretched Claims She’s All About “Empowering” Women!

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What a joke!  Wretched whining about how unhappy she was while on the RHOC is like Goopy complaining about how her life is like a combat zone! After 88 episodes from 2006 to 2013, Wretched is only NOW whining about … Continue reading

How Dumb Is Wretched???

Wretched is sooooooo damn dumb.  So dumb, that she don’t know that Dina Lohan claimed that she was the “White Opree” years ago!  Anyone who wants to be associated with Opree needs to be checked…  BLEEEEEEEECH!!!   AND, Slimey knows Toni Braxton… **eye roll**

 

 

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS… PumpMyStomach; Sheree; Tallmark; Wretched

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  A total BULLSH*T story:  LisaVanderPumpMyStomach is beggin’ MissAndy to leave the RHOBH, but MissAndy just don’t wanna let her go.  NOTE:  Those Bravo contracts control everything.  CutesyLisa’s contract with the RHOBH is done, so she will continue on Bravo … Continue reading

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ROUND TWO: Tamballs v Wretched

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  Tamballs and Wretched are using that old adage “ANY PR IS GOOD PR” in their latest war of words…. and this tiff between Tamballs and Wretched is an example of just how moronic these Housewives are. Wretched went after … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” WEDNESDAY!!

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  If you still believe that the Housewives shows are NOT scripted, then it would be even more difficult for you to believe that WWE is scripted.  Well, someone at WWE is leaking the “wresting” scripts…AGAIN! A 12-page WWE RAW … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: Wretched Writes Tamballs… ATL HouseHusband…Tree’s Kid??…DrunkOtis…Tan Mom!!

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    Wretched BLEEEEEEECH Rossi sent this message to Tamballs via her Facebook page.  Most interesting is Wretched being asked back to film.  WHY??? Gretchen Rossi Once again having to take time out of my day to address & deal … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS WretchedRossi BubbaJax TreeJoodice KellyB

There’s some discussion as to whether Tamballs will get an invite to the WretchedRossi/Slimey nuptials.  WHY this is even discussed at this point is moot.  And, really, we’re givin’ this whole WretchedGetsMarried 383746363,998374 Kens, ’cause this is a “see it … Continue reading

**SH EXCLUSIVE** Wretched Begs MissAndy “Put Me Back On TV! I Have Story Line!”

Wretched will do anything for that easy “reality” show money!!!

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: LuAnnie Sellin’…Maloof’s Return?… Carlton v BFrankel… Slimey In Wretched’s Clothes…MORE!

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Countess LuAnnie has dropped the price of her Hamptons house from $9.995 to $8.995 million… Sheree Whitfield will be on WWHL with Kim Zolciak this Sunday… ANOTHER report of Adrienne Maloof’s possible return to the RHOBH… NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!  Rod’s Kid is … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… All The Housewives News That Isn’t That Important…BUT Ya Gotta READ!!

Oxygen Media disguises famous faces in pop culture on the hilarious new hidden camera series “Celebrities Undercover.” The half-hour series will feature two celebrities concealing their true identity with the use of prosthetic make-up to find out what unsuspecting fans … Continue reading

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SLADE SMILEY… Payin’ To Be On The Radio!

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You’ve all heard that Slade Smiley has resurrected his radio career.  The radio career that lasted as long as his being a part of the RHOC! But, what radio station was brave and bold enough to give Slimey a call … Continue reading