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MELISSA GORGA: On The HighHeels Of The Exploitation of RHONJ Kids… Let’s Take A Look At Da Gorgas Parenting Skills… AND… Thanksgiving At Da Gorgas

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The recent item re the exploitation of Gia Giudice has led to an even more disturbing item.  If you thought exploiting a 12-year-old was bad, take a look at Melissa Gorga’s great parenting of her 7-year-old child. What the hell … Continue reading

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RHONJ: Let’s Talk About Lawsuits!… JTG and Penny Have Plenty!…Who Has The Most?… Da Gorgas!!… Who Has The WORST?… Da Joodices!

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It is a shame that, IMO, Bravo/NBCUniversal/SirensMedia are using John and Penny Karagiorgis to bring more attention to the RHONJ. It is quite clear from reviewing public records, that the Karagiorgis’ do NOT have the where with all financially to … Continue reading

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RHONJ… Lawsuit Filed… Does Johnny Have The Money To Continue With His “Filed For PR” Lawsuit?

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Real Housewives of New Jersey Housewife Jacqueline Laurita, her husband Chris and HouseHusband Joe Gorga have been named as defendants in a civil lawsuit originating from an alleged brawl in April. Johnny ‘The Greek’ Karagiorgis and Penny filed the lawsuit … Continue reading

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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES… RHONJ RECAP: Season Three, Episode 18 … “Blood Is Thicker Than Guccis”… HAS ANYTHING CHANGED IN TWO YEARS?

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ORIGINALLY POSTED OCTOBER 6, 2011… TWO Years Ago!! HAS ANYTHING CHANGED????                                                            … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA: MeGo’s RHONJ Finale BravoBlog… DEFENDS Her Book… Words Are NOT To Be Taken “LITERALLY”…Compares Her Book To “50Shades”…Crazy Backpeddling… AND… Says Joe Gorga “Works”!!… Totally Punks Out Of Explaining “Penny/JTG”!… “Thousands” At Book Signing!

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Bravo…  Too late for back trackin’…but, MeGo tries anyway! Hi, everyone! What a week. The finale episode was only part of the excitement. My bookLove Italian Style has been out for over ten days now, and it’s making headlines. Some of … Continue reading

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SH BLIND ITEM: Guess The Housewife!… UPDATE: Housewife Revealed!… IT’S KOMA KATHY!!!… And RancidRichie’s EXXON Lawsuit

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Which Housewife was approved to purchase a LOT in Franklin Lakes for just under $700,000??? This Housewife will be in close proximity to another Housewife who is now RENTING in Franklin Lakes.   Much more convenient for camera crews! THIS … Continue reading

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UPDATE: Charges Dropped In The Ridgewood Brawl… “StilletoGate”… RHONJ Viewers Punked Again!… UPDATE: BubbaJax Says She Didn’t Assault JTG!… JTG’s PHONY Legal Maneuver

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UPDATE SEPTEMBER 26, 2013:  ALL charges in the Ridgewood “StilettoGate” melee… to be featured on Sunday’s RHONJ finale… have been DROPPED.     YOU, the RHONJ viewers, have been officially PUNKED!!   Don’t know where these other “inside sources” get … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA: Joe Gorga Construction Site Down… Where Does Joe Gorga Spend 10 Hours A Day?… NJ License Expired…

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After watching the laughable “He said/She said” exchange by da Gorgas from their appearance today on the BFrankel Show… where JoGo let it slip that he works every day from 6 am to be exact… decided to take a look … Continue reading

MELISSA GORGA: MeGo and JoGo on Dr. Oz… The AFTER Show!!…AND… “Love I-Talian Style” Responsible For D-I-V-O-R-C-E!!

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After their embarrassing Dr.OZ appearance, playin’ a very bad version of TheNewlywedGame which they LOST, da Gorgas made a very special video, sharing their top three tips for keepin’ that love tank full!  Apparently, their playing the MarriageGame was in lieu of MeGo talkin’ about her book… actions speak louder than words!  Their actions showed how much they didn’t know each other!

For you all who really think that MeGo’s hair is real, check out that piece that is out of place as you watch this… just like her hubbend, MeGo has fake hair!   AND… could JoGo possibly get a tighter shirt??  TheHulk he is not!  Poor JoGo needs Danielle to take him shopping ala DannyPro!

There is a customer review on Amazon… showing that MeGo’s book has the distinction of bein’ the first Housewife book to cause a DIVORCE!

“Do NOT buy this Book!!!!!!  I am NOW GETTING DIVORCED because of this book!!! I recently bought this book and took it very seriously as I am just recently married and was desperate to have a hot,sexy, happy marriage like Melissa and Joe.

One of Melissa’s strategies in her book for a great marriage was never ever let your new husband know you POOP! Well my husband my recently laid off and was at home while he was looking for a new job and I REALLY had to poop so bad but couldn’t get away from him. I figured I would wait till he went to sleep to poop.

As I was sitting on my hubby’s lap caressing his head like I always do, my tummy started to rumble and before I knew it I POOPED MY PANTS right on his lap!!! He was so mortified he ran out of the house said he needed to get some milk at the store and has NOT been seen since!! I would NOT recommend this book to anyone suffering with bowel issues! ugh.”

Tammy Wynette… 1973…

MELISSA GORGA: MeGo’s Amazon Customer Reviews… The Gift That Keeps On Giving!!!… “Useless Marriage Advice”… Joe Gorga Had To “Break Her Down” To Marry Him!

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The number of customer reviews for MeGo’s “love and marriage” book on Amazon has jumped from 48 to a new total of 86!   Yes, there were only 48 yesterday!  FORTY new reviews in 24 hours!

66…SIXTY-SIX… outta that eighty-six are ONE star reviews!  Those FIVE-star reviewers are attempting to keep up with the total annihilation goin’ on at Amazon, but they may as well accept defeat!

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These are just a few of the NEW customer reviews:

  • I can’t believe this book was actually published! Don’t publishers check the work first? I thought the title was cute and wasn’t expecting a master piece, just some simple entertainment. After reading the first chapter, I had to go back and read it again. I couldn’t believe how it had been written! Very choppy and no continuity. Don’t get me started on the grammar. I felt like I needed a red pen to start correcting things! Kind of like my kids middle school book reports. I never did finish the book, my head was killing me. Life is too short to waste time on this book. I feel cheated out of fifteen bucks and my time for someone else’s gain.
  • I think that the publishing house should be ashamed and called out publicly for publishing this tripe. I do believe that this may be the worst book I have ever read. There is no shame in meeting your husband while you worked in a Gentleman’s Club that he frequented. There is no shame in marrying a man for his money and then falling in love with him. But, even the true version of her life prior to being on RHONJ would have been boring. I was not expecting a literary masterpiece. But, as a teacher, I wanted to slash nearly every sentence with a red pen, until I got so exasperated I could read no more. How in the world did this woman get into college. She mangles the English language as if she was angry at it. As to the content of the book and her hot and happy marriage. I am surprise a woman with three children could be so immature, shallow and vapid. If she really believes this idiocy that she writes about, which is the antithesis of feminism and reality in 2013, then she won’t be married much longer. She truly does not know what love is. And that is very sad.
  • Shame on whoever green-lighted this book as a favor to Bravo. Have some standards.
  • This book is ridiculous. Everything she says contradicts what she said on Tv & in Magazines. She didn’t get married until 2004 & met Joe in 2003. In the book she says she married Joe in 2000. She is so fake & is the biggest liar I know. There is nothing in this book that is even true. It is a work of fiction. Her marriage is a joke. Don’t waste your money on this farce of a book!!
  • She sounds like a cat in heat but even her singing is better than this garbage. I think maybe one of her kids helped her to write it because it appears it was written by a 5 year old. She is in love, I will give her that, but not with Joe the worm. She is madly in love with herself. I am still trying to figure out how she got a publisher to publish this nonsense. Stick to being a wife and mom Melissa, you have no other talents. Don’t waste your money on this. I could barely get through it but I read it in an appropriate place, the bathroom. Too bad I couldn’t flush it.
  • You want some essential newly wed advice from this fabulous book? POOP!!!! Yes, poop. Apparently you aren’t supposed to let your husband know you do it, nor are you supposed to let him know you grow hair on your legs and armpits. Human women are so last year! Why have a breathing female when you can have a fake one, right Melissa Gorga? Don’t forget not to poop!
  • This book made my IQ drop 20 points!!! I never liked her on the show and thought she was a big fake but got her book just to see if I can find another side to her and maybe she can b honest in her book…guess not all boring crap that I didn’t care to read ! U can tell that everything she writes is just as fake as she is on the show! Whoever gave her a book deal is crazy! The language and grammar is that of a 8th grader ..with all her money she should have paid for some1 to write the book for her! Good thing I read the book in an hour because I’m bringing it right back to the store ..I refuse to pay for crap !
  • Since I’m just learning to read books with lots of pages, my tutor thought this would be a good starter book for me. Before I started, I shaved my pits & legs, gave myself a good bikini waxing, threw on some yoga pants, and put on a super hot top over my to small push-up bra. I also ordered Chinese food & put it on a plate for when my man came home. I wrote a quick note to my “King” on the napkin next to the Chinese food. The note said, “Dear King, This is your queen, I’ve shaved, haven’t pooped , and prepared this meal for you. You can find me in my recording studio, reading my first book with lots of pages. Your Devoted, Queen.”   I don’t understand all the hateful reviews. For a first time reader, I found the sentence structure to be very simple. Perhaps this book should be required reading for middle school girls. My favorite part of the book was, “Loin & The Ram: A Wild Love Story”. Who doesn’t love a great zodiac story! I hope Melissa Gorga’s second book with lots of pages in it, has more zodiac stories.   If you haven’t read this yet, download some of Melissa’s iTunes songs, strap on some headphones, and engross yourself in the tale that Melissa Gorga wove. Just be sure to properly groom yourself and put some Chinese food on a plate for your “King”.

 

SH reader @JenGotClassNass contributed to the literary lashing…

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Just to be fair, a sampling of the FIVE star reviews:

  • I love Melissa and Joe and I read this book in a day. Their marriage is similar to mine and I agree with most of what she says. I enjoyed it. Not sure why there is so much hate going on. If you aren’t happy in your marriage you should take some pointers instead of saying nasty things. Hmm…
  • They are a perfect couple! In addition to all the fascinating background information, Melissa also shares fashion and beauty tips and advice. I love getting the inside scoop! So fun that Melissa included her make up artist in her book! (I hope he writes his own book one day…soon!)   I was also happy to find the book is completely in Melissa’s voice. It sounds like her when I read it.   I didn’t get the feeling there was a ghost writer involved with this at all.

NOTE:  Nice try to quash those ghostwriter questions!  ‘Cause everybody knows that MeGo slaved away, writing EVERY night curled up in a corner of her sofa from exactly 10 pm to 2 am!  

Maybe that last reviewer didn’t get the “FEELING”… but, as EVERYONE knows, MeGo’s book was written by the same ghostwriter who wrote Snooki’s Pulitzer-prize-winning books… Valerie Frankel, as mentioned on SH back in December!  Val’s dream is to write a NYTimes Bestseller.  YO!  Val!!  Creep on over to TreeJoodice’s marble mausoleum…heard she’s looking for someone to collect more recipes for her next cookbook!   Somehow it always winds it’s way back to Tree… poor MeGo!!

 

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JoeyMarco Gorga has been in love with PoopyPiggyMeGo since he laid eyes on her…  AAWWWWW.  Raise your hand if you, too, fell in love with MeGo since layin’ eyes on her.   Thank you, Johnny… you can put your hand down now.  We can see your hand… the room temp has dropped 15 degrees  from your hand wavin’!  Down, Johnny… down!!

JoGo had to “break her down” to marry him?  What an accomplishment!!  When there’s wife #2, JoGo will know better…     

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(Thanks to SH readers “PMG” “@JenGotClassNass” and “HousewifeHoe”!!!!)

MELISSA GORGA: Amazon Customer Reviews… UPDATE!… 13 USED Books Waiting To Be Sold!!

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Just overnight, the customer reviews on Amazon.com written re Melissa Gorga’s book, have gone from a total of 28 to 48!

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As you can see, the majority of the customer reviews land in the ONE star category.  The five-star reviewers are fighting back!!!

Included in the five star category is a customer review by “HappilyMarried”:

5.0 out of 5 stars LOVE this book, September 17, 2013

“I found this book to be lighthearted, interesting and fun to read. I will be giving this book as a gift to my girlfriend who has an anniversary coming up. Definitely recommend purchasing it.”

“HappilyMarried” looks very familiar… it’s MeGo’s sister!

The ONE star customer reviews are so much more entertaining!!

This customer is requesting a refund:

  • I was suspicious of this book when the author’s husband was not on the front cover with her. She claimed that God sent him to her but is ashamed to share the cover of the book with him. Worst book I ever purchased in my life. I was so excited to buy another housewife book since Beverly Hills Housewife Brandi’s book. This housewife book is boring.There is nothing interesting about her life and her so call hot marriage. The only thing that she has going for her is that she is the sister in law of popular housewife star Teresa Giudice.  This book is a snooze fest. I feel ripped off. I saw that 13 used books are already waiting to be sold. Hopefully I can return my book and make it 14 used books to be sold.

 

This customer has six words:

  • 8 yrs and she really think she has the secrets. I read the kindle version from a friend…so happy I didn’t spend my money. I have six words for this book..’HAVE WE ALL JUST BEEN PUNKED ‘. This writing is all over the place… it’s like pages of unfinished thoughts. I guess when she’s done being a whore in the bedroom her marriage is over. Someone should tell her about this thing called growing old. I would think she would still want a happy marriage.

 

This customer pretty much sums up the feelings of the majority of readers:

  • Talk to me when you are married 35 years. Nobody can write a book on marriage after 8 years.   Also you have to be able to write to write a book!

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(Thanks to SH readers “HousewifeHoe” “@JenGotClassNass” “PMG” and “Jozy”!!!)

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KATHY WAKILE: KomaKathy’s BravoBlog… Excuses and Cliches…”Back Off Haters”… Keep Watching… AND Buy My Stuff!!

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Bravo…   Hello friends! Yes, summer is almost officially over. Although some get bummed by it, not me — Fall is one of my favorite times of year. All the seasonal flavors and colors that come into play, getting back … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA, JOE GORGA: MeGo “Finds” Text Messages On JMG’s Phone…Break Up To Make Up?.. OR… Just Breakin’ Up For A Story Line?… JoeyMarco Gorga And The Australian Escort…

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Does da Gorga’s “Love, Italian Style” marriage include some potential break-up drama? The NationalEnquirer says that “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” star Melissa Gorga  stormed out on her husband Joe after she found out he was receiving sexy texts from … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA: BREAKING NEWS!!… MeGo’s Brilliant Statement…Makes Her Candidate For “Stoopidest Housewife” Of 2014

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If you haven’t heard by now, Melissa and JoeyMarco Gorga were at the VMAs over the weekend and word has it that MeGo… through her new manager, Johnny Wright… just might be doin’ something with Justin Timberlake.  Note to Justin: … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA: MeGo’s Montville House “SOLD”!… For The Full Asking Price… Uh, OK…

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According to USWeekly, Melissa and JoeyMarco Gorga have sold their Montville marble mausoleum.  AND… they got the full listing price of $3.8 million! Da Gorga’s first tried to sell the house in 2009 for $4.1… according to Zillow, they took … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY Preview: Melissa Gorga Sick At AZ Spa…

On the next RHONJ… MeGo is “sick.”

The real question is:  Which of JoeyMarco Gorga’s hats will he wear while getting a deep tissue massage at Miraval?  JMG loves those free massages!!!   NOTE:  Miraval Spa is approximately $2,000 per day.  Maybe JoeyMarco Gorga arranged a special rate… 

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KATHY WAKILE: KomaKathy’s BLAH, BLAH, BLAH BravoBlog…

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Bravo… Hello friends, Rich and I are in St. Louis tonight, and I am going to be with the L’Ecole Culinaire tomorrow surrounded with people who share my passion — so excited!    NOTE:  What passion?  Hope none of those … Continue reading

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TWITTER!!!… Tweeters Come Out After The RHONJ Airs!… AND, A Very “Special” Tweeter!

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SH reader “MsA” was busy keepin’ an eye on all those tweeters that crawl out after the RHONJ airs!  The tweeters who send syrupy compliments to Melissa Gorga… and a few to BubbaJax: “Last night tons of Melissa egg accounts … Continue reading

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MANZO BravoBlog… Blah, Blah, Blah… Thanks For Buyin’ My Book…

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Bravo… Hey guys, how’s everyone doing? It’s all good in New Jersey, thank goodness for Dr. V! I really enjoyed this week’s episode, we finally saw some progress and real communication between the Gorga and Guidice clan. I liked Dr. V’s … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA: MeGo Says Her “Fans Forget” Her Past…And, The Rumors Just Won’t Stop… She Needs To “Protect” Joe Gorga And Kids… HUH???

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In a short PR interview with TheWrap, Melissa Gorga says that fans “love you one day and hate you the next”: “People only remember what they’re seeing right now, they don’t remember what happened before,” the Bravo star said. “They’re … Continue reading