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ORIGINALLY POSTED AUGUST 25, 2013… RE-POSTED OCTOBER 6, 2013… In light of the DuckDynasty controversy, this deserves a THIRD go-round!  Alan, eldest of the DuckDynasty Robertsons… with his bearded brothers It is no wonder that Duck Dynasty’s premiere episode attracted … Continue reading



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This BlindItem was sent to SH from BlindGossip… they assured SH that this blind item was re a “reality” star.  Which leaves the field wide open to include ANY “reality” wife on ANY “reality” show!   So… shall we play a … Continue reading


MANZOID’S RHONJ Reunion BravoBlog… FEBUS Says She’s “DONE”!… Gives Kudos to Her “BeautyTEAM”!!…Thinks Her DressDesigner Will Be A “Household Name”… Has A NEW Website “BuyMyStuff”!!

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Bravo… Hello everyone! Sorry I’m late, been a busy couple of weeks, but here I am! We’re nearly at the end of the road. I’m finally getting myself into relaxation mode, and I’m happy, happy, happy.   NOTE:  FEBUS now … Continue reading


TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR!!… One Word Essays… Happy Sunday!!

 Happy Sunday!! Determination    Hope    Contemplation    True Love    Excitement    Security    Scary    Adventure    Contentment    Longevity    Curiosity    Heroism    Aspirations    Confusion    Honor    Accomplishment    Perseverance    Whimsy    Companionship … Continue reading

MELISSA GORGA: MeGo’s Amazon Customer Reviews… The Gift That Keeps On Giving!!!… “Useless Marriage Advice”… Joe Gorga Had To “Break Her Down” To Marry Him!


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The number of customer reviews for MeGo’s “love and marriage” book on Amazon has jumped from 48 to a new total of 86!   Yes, there were only 48 yesterday!  FORTY new reviews in 24 hours!

66…SIXTY-SIX… outta that eighty-six are ONE star reviews!  Those FIVE-star reviewers are attempting to keep up with the total annihilation goin’ on at Amazon, but they may as well accept defeat!

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Some interesting categories!!

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These are just a few of the NEW customer reviews:

  • I can’t believe this book was actually published! Don’t publishers check the work first? I thought the title was cute and wasn’t expecting a master piece, just some simple entertainment. After reading the first chapter, I had to go back and read it again. I couldn’t believe how it had been written! Very choppy and no continuity. Don’t get me started on the grammar. I felt like I needed a red pen to start correcting things! Kind of like my kids middle school book reports. I never did finish the book, my head was killing me. Life is too short to waste time on this book. I feel cheated out of fifteen bucks and my time for someone else’s gain.
  • I think that the publishing house should be ashamed and called out publicly for publishing this tripe. I do believe that this may be the worst book I have ever read. There is no shame in meeting your husband while you worked in a Gentleman’s Club that he frequented. There is no shame in marrying a man for his money and then falling in love with him. But, even the true version of her life prior to being on RHONJ would have been boring. I was not expecting a literary masterpiece. But, as a teacher, I wanted to slash nearly every sentence with a red pen, until I got so exasperated I could read no more. How in the world did this woman get into college. She mangles the English language as if she was angry at it. As to the content of the book and her hot and happy marriage. I am surprise a woman with three children could be so immature, shallow and vapid. If she really believes this idiocy that she writes about, which is the antithesis of feminism and reality in 2013, then she won’t be married much longer. She truly does not know what love is. And that is very sad.
  • Shame on whoever green-lighted this book as a favor to Bravo. Have some standards.
  • This book is ridiculous. Everything she says contradicts what she said on Tv & in Magazines. She didn’t get married until 2004 & met Joe in 2003. In the book she says she married Joe in 2000. She is so fake & is the biggest liar I know. There is nothing in this book that is even true. It is a work of fiction. Her marriage is a joke. Don’t waste your money on this farce of a book!!
  • She sounds like a cat in heat but even her singing is better than this garbage. I think maybe one of her kids helped her to write it because it appears it was written by a 5 year old. She is in love, I will give her that, but not with Joe the worm. She is madly in love with herself. I am still trying to figure out how she got a publisher to publish this nonsense. Stick to being a wife and mom Melissa, you have no other talents. Don’t waste your money on this. I could barely get through it but I read it in an appropriate place, the bathroom. Too bad I couldn’t flush it.
  • You want some essential newly wed advice from this fabulous book? POOP!!!! Yes, poop. Apparently you aren’t supposed to let your husband know you do it, nor are you supposed to let him know you grow hair on your legs and armpits. Human women are so last year! Why have a breathing female when you can have a fake one, right Melissa Gorga? Don’t forget not to poop!
  • This book made my IQ drop 20 points!!! I never liked her on the show and thought she was a big fake but got her book just to see if I can find another side to her and maybe she can b honest in her book…guess not all boring crap that I didn’t care to read ! U can tell that everything she writes is just as fake as she is on the show! Whoever gave her a book deal is crazy! The language and grammar is that of a 8th grader ..with all her money she should have paid for some1 to write the book for her! Good thing I read the book in an hour because I’m bringing it right back to the store ..I refuse to pay for crap !
  • Since I’m just learning to read books with lots of pages, my tutor thought this would be a good starter book for me. Before I started, I shaved my pits & legs, gave myself a good bikini waxing, threw on some yoga pants, and put on a super hot top over my to small push-up bra. I also ordered Chinese food & put it on a plate for when my man came home. I wrote a quick note to my “King” on the napkin next to the Chinese food. The note said, “Dear King, This is your queen, I’ve shaved, haven’t pooped , and prepared this meal for you. You can find me in my recording studio, reading my first book with lots of pages. Your Devoted, Queen.”   I don’t understand all the hateful reviews. For a first time reader, I found the sentence structure to be very simple. Perhaps this book should be required reading for middle school girls. My favorite part of the book was, “Loin & The Ram: A Wild Love Story”. Who doesn’t love a great zodiac story! I hope Melissa Gorga’s second book with lots of pages in it, has more zodiac stories.   If you haven’t read this yet, download some of Melissa’s iTunes songs, strap on some headphones, and engross yourself in the tale that Melissa Gorga wove. Just be sure to properly groom yourself and put some Chinese food on a plate for your “King”.


SH reader @JenGotClassNass contributed to the literary lashing…

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Just to be fair, a sampling of the FIVE star reviews:

  • I love Melissa and Joe and I read this book in a day. Their marriage is similar to mine and I agree with most of what she says. I enjoyed it. Not sure why there is so much hate going on. If you aren’t happy in your marriage you should take some pointers instead of saying nasty things. Hmm…
  • They are a perfect couple! In addition to all the fascinating background information, Melissa also shares fashion and beauty tips and advice. I love getting the inside scoop! So fun that Melissa included her make up artist in her book! (I hope he writes his own book one day…soon!)   I was also happy to find the book is completely in Melissa’s voice. It sounds like her when I read it.   I didn’t get the feeling there was a ghost writer involved with this at all.

NOTE:  Nice try to quash those ghostwriter questions!  ‘Cause everybody knows that MeGo slaved away, writing EVERY night curled up in a corner of her sofa from exactly 10 pm to 2 am!  

Maybe that last reviewer didn’t get the “FEELING”… but, as EVERYONE knows, MeGo’s book was written by the same ghostwriter who wrote Snooki’s Pulitzer-prize-winning books… Valerie Frankel, as mentioned on SH back in December!  Val’s dream is to write a NYTimes Bestseller.  YO!  Val!!  Creep on over to TreeJoodice’s marble mausoleum…heard she’s looking for someone to collect more recipes for her next cookbook!   Somehow it always winds it’s way back to Tree… poor MeGo!!


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JoeyMarco Gorga has been in love with PoopyPiggyMeGo since he laid eyes on her…  AAWWWWW.  Raise your hand if you, too, fell in love with MeGo since layin’ eyes on her.   Thank you, Johnny… you can put your hand down now.  We can see your hand… the room temp has dropped 15 degrees  from your hand wavin’!  Down, Johnny… down!!

JoGo had to “break her down” to marry him?  What an accomplishment!!  When there’s wife #2, JoGo will know better…     

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(Thanks to SH readers “PMG” “@JenGotClassNass” and “HousewifeHoe”!!!!)

MELISSA GORGA: Amazon Customer Reviews… UPDATE!… 13 USED Books Waiting To Be Sold!!

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Just overnight, the customer reviews on written re Melissa Gorga’s book, have gone from a total of 28 to 48!

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As you can see, the majority of the customer reviews land in the ONE star category.  The five-star reviewers are fighting back!!!

Included in the five star category is a customer review by “HappilyMarried”:

5.0 out of 5 stars LOVE this book, September 17, 2013

“I found this book to be lighthearted, interesting and fun to read. I will be giving this book as a gift to my girlfriend who has an anniversary coming up. Definitely recommend purchasing it.”

“HappilyMarried” looks very familiar… it’s MeGo’s sister!

The ONE star customer reviews are so much more entertaining!!

This customer is requesting a refund:

  • I was suspicious of this book when the author’s husband was not on the front cover with her. She claimed that God sent him to her but is ashamed to share the cover of the book with him. Worst book I ever purchased in my life. I was so excited to buy another housewife book since Beverly Hills Housewife Brandi’s book. This housewife book is boring.There is nothing interesting about her life and her so call hot marriage. The only thing that she has going for her is that she is the sister in law of popular housewife star Teresa Giudice.  This book is a snooze fest. I feel ripped off. I saw that 13 used books are already waiting to be sold. Hopefully I can return my book and make it 14 used books to be sold.


This customer has six words:

  • 8 yrs and she really think she has the secrets. I read the kindle version from a friend…so happy I didn’t spend my money. I have six words for this book..’HAVE WE ALL JUST BEEN PUNKED ‘. This writing is all over the place… it’s like pages of unfinished thoughts. I guess when she’s done being a whore in the bedroom her marriage is over. Someone should tell her about this thing called growing old. I would think she would still want a happy marriage.


This customer pretty much sums up the feelings of the majority of readers:

  • Talk to me when you are married 35 years. Nobody can write a book on marriage after 8 years.   Also you have to be able to write to write a book!

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(Thanks to SH readers “HousewifeHoe” “@JenGotClassNass” “PMG” and “Jozy”!!!)


IT’S BECOME BIZARRO WORLD… Pope’s Latest Message… You Do NOT Have To Believe In God To Get To Heaven… Little Girl Told To Idolize Michael Jackson … NOT God!

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What the hell!?!? The Pope… the actual POPE… the man from the Vatican… the head of the CatholicChurch…has erased years and years of Catholic Schooling and belief! This newest Pope has proclaimed that ALL will be welcome in Heaven.   No … Continue reading

KYLE RICHARDS: Stayin’ Relevant… Doin’ Splits!

It’s LizardLipLickin’ Kyle-ee!!  She still got that lip thing goin’ on!   Was her doin’ splits a total setup?  DUH!   Awwww…she can’t jump back up on her 10-inch platforms!


MELISSA GORGA: More Literary Prose!… Shoplifting; BadBoys; School… Then JoeGorga!

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It gets better with every sentence! There is a continuation of the first chapter of MeGo’s  buy it now! It won’t be released until Sept 17, but I really need the money book, “Love Italian Style”…  how YOU can have … Continue reading


GRETCHEN ROSSI: Wretched’s BravoBlog… Wretched Is A “Writer”!… Writes Majority of BravoBlog About Vicki Gunvalson… Vicki “It’s Always Someone Else’s Fault”… Vicki’s “Delusional”

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Bravo… Hi guys! Sorry I didn’t get to blog last week, I’ve been so busy with work, and I’m super excited because we recently acquired new Gretchen Christine offices with fulfillment and much needed warehouse space. So we have been … Continue reading


TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR!!: UPDATE…Woman Died During Surgical Prodecure… Nine Minutes In Heaven… Her Message…

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NOTE:  After posting this item, the “on” button to a radio was accidentally bumped.  Was it a coincidence that the first word heard was “HEAVEN”?  Continuing to listen, the subject was one woman’s account of “Waking Up In Heaven”… the … Continue reading


TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR: Essential Health Tips To Remember!!!

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Seeing Disgusting AlienShapeShifterPam Dana Wilkey on last night’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills prompted this “Health Warning”!   1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, but its harmful if done every day.  2. F***ing gives proper relaxation … Continue reading


LISA VANDERPUMP: Lisa’s BravoBlog… Kyle Has A Different Memory of What Happened in Vegas… Lisa Does Not Hold A Grudge… Says That Kyle Is “Passive Aggressive”… Calls Adrienne Maloof “Financial Bully”… Shana’s Outburst “Cloaked In Alcohol”!!

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Bravo…   Hello to you all, hope you have had a good week and are staying warm on the east coast! As we start this episode with Kyle saying she was coming over to my house, relaying the story of Vegas … Continue reading


SH “HIT AND RUN” TUESDAY: Marisa Zanuck “Infected By NJ”!… Zombies In Montana…ShanaLHughesFordArmstrong “Real Pessimist”!… Lightening Strikes Vatican “After Pope Resigns”… Yolanda Foster “Buy My Stuff”!!

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Good grief and a big sigh… the NJ people have already corralled @Marisa Zanuck! Seriously, what’s up with all these “teams”… believe that only sports have “teams”!  Marisa explains WHY she’s on the RHOBH… from CelebBuzz November 2012… says her husband … Continue reading


For All SH Readers…TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR!… All Others, You Know What To Do!!!

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Yes… we’re taking a break from those moronic Housewives!!! Enjoy the beautiful images… thanks to SH reader “PDM” … and the accompanying musical selections! I’m not sure why people want to climb these. Can you see the man on the … Continue reading


BRANDI GLANVILLE: Brandi’s BravoBlog… Brandi Thinks Lisa’s New Swing is “Sexual”… And Thinks Shana Is A “Hot AGGRESSIVE Mess”

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Bravo… First lets put “Mistress Gate” behind us. So glad that is over and am looking forward  to some peace on that front. And yes I do believe in love very much and look forward to having lots of fun on … Continue reading


LISA VANDERPUMP: Lisa’s BravoBlog… “Irritated” at Faye Rancid Resnick… Feels Bad For Shana (Seriously, Lisa?)

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Bravo… A very happy new year to you all. I hope it was a brief respite from the daily slog. Mine was certainly busy, and then I succumbed to a cold — but am feeling much better now. We conclude … Continue reading


ADRIENNE MALOOF: Paul Nassif Rumors… “RUMORS”…

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November 2, 2012 The word rumor is capitalized and in quotes in the heading… “RUMORS”… as this RUMOR is simply beating a dead horse.   It is being reported on SH to show the lengths to which this person will … Continue reading


CAROLINE MANZO: DonCaro’s BravoBlog… Teresa’s “BlubberComment” Don’t Bother DaDon…Blog Is Short ‘Cause DaDon “Don’t Wanna Ramble”…

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September 30,  2012   Bravo… Hey guys, so what did you think of RHONJ Reunion Part 1? Pretty intense, right? First and foremost I want you all to understand how taxing the reunion taping process is. We are literally sitting … Continue reading


JACQUELINE LAURITA: BubbaJax’ BravoBlog…WHY BubbaJax Believes The Finale Was A SetUp…

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September 23,  2012   Bravo…   Why I believe this was a set-up and will stick to that: 1. I knew Kim D. didn’t like Melissa and neither did Teresa. Teresa talked obsessively about Melissa for the past two seasons, and … Continue reading


MELISSA GORGA: Melissa’s BravoBlog… “Hi Lovers!”… More “Teresa Talk”… Manzoids Are “Perfect”…

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August 20, 2012  6:45 pm   BRAVO…  Melissa Gorga… Hi lovers! Today is my 8-year wedding anniversary to the love of my life. I’m very proud of the family we created together and the bond we have. Marriage is never easy; … Continue reading


REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY: BRAVO BLOGS… Vicki Gunvalson “Cannot Watch”, Alexis Bellino “Edited Speech”, Tamra Barney “Lucky Girl”, Gretchen Rossi “Answered Prayers”…

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VICKI GUNVALSON: This week’s episode is one that I wished had never happened. I actually have not watched this episode and most likely will never. I have just returned from my daughter’s  destination wedding, and I am still on “happy … Continue reading


REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY: BravoTV Blogs… Vicki Gunvalson “DoubleDating With Briana”… Tamra Barney “Buy Her Wine”… Heather Dubrow “Checks In… and OUT, Quickly!”…WHY BOTHER???

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NOTE:  The reason why viewers read the BravoTV Housewives blogs is to understand their point re the episode that just aired… the HWs opinion of what took place.  NOT a blow-by-blow description of what everyone else in the Bravo viewing … Continue reading


REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: BravoTV Blogs… Caroline Manzo, Kathy Wakile… Both Tell Viewers to “Read Between The Lines”… HUH???… UPDATE… Jax Jaurita, Melissa Gorga… UPDATE… Teresa Giudice Spills About Bankruptcy, Cookbook Comments and Stripper Melissa…

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TREE JOODICE: The economy was really tough two years ago, especially if you were in construction and owned buildings like Joe and I did. When our tenants couldn’t pay their mortgage, we couldn’t pay the building mortgage. We filed for … Continue reading