DrunkOtis’ Ghostwritten BravoBlog: STRANGE UPDATE… After Being Called Out On SH RE “Gladys Kravitz” DrunkO Puts Up Video On FB

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NOTE:  There is NO way DrunkOtis wrote this.  The shows have gotten SO boring that not even the cast watches the episode… they have their ghostwriters watch and then write this drivel! Hello Everyone, I’m in NYC tonight and running … Continue reading


AMY’S BAKING COMPANY UPDATE: Hey! There’s a Fly in My Drink!!… Has Samy Bolted?… What Happened To The REAL Samy???

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Amy and Samy Bouzaglo’s YELP comments for Amy’sBakingComany have practically disappeared!   AND… the Boog-a-looz now have an “ILOVEAmy’sBakingCompany” FacebookPage!   Where ACTUAL people have written in praising AMC: Here’s the latest: A “journalist” popped into Amy’s Baking Company a few … Continue reading


Real Housewives of New Jersey: Kim Granatell… Tweetin’ Away Still…

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Kim Granatell, the Gladys Kravitz of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, is having a great time getting back at everyone that ever crossed her on RHONJ or ever looked at her cross-eyed or ever crossed the street in front … Continue reading


KimG… Livin’ in DeLusion, NJ

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This is hysterical!  KimG, the Gladys Kravitz of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, called her local paper, the Jersey Journal, to feed the paper “breaking news.”  KimG’s ‘breaking news’ was to tell them that she would not be participating … Continue reading


More Made-Up Caca from KimG and da Magnet…

Another publicity stunt from the Gladys Kravitz of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, KimG, and her boss, da magnet.   Does anyone really believe this story?  One of the requirements to enter the Mrs. America Pageant is that the … Continue reading


Real Housewives of New Jersey: Blind Item…

Blind Item:  Well, if this photo of Michael Lohan and Bombshell McGee doesn’t prove that the Gladys Kravitz of the Real Housewives of New Jersey is a publicity tramp… I really don’t want to mention her name, but her recent … Continue reading

Real Housewives of New Jersey… Who’s Tara???

NOTE:  The following schedule for the Real Housewives of New Jersey was taken from wikipedia; therefore, it’s probably not the actual schedule, nor the actual show titles.  As reader ‘HousewifeHater’ pointed out, it’s highly unlikely that Bravo would schedule the RHONJ to air on a Saturday.  I’m keeping the post, as it’s a creative wiki list and I still want to know about Tara… IMO, Tara is the reason that Tree went ballistic on Danielle over ‘BREAKING UP’ her family before she lunged at Danielle on the reunion show.

Kathy Wakile and Melissa Gorga, the RHONJ newbies…

Jackie, Tree, Danielle/Beverly/Angela (didn’t she leave?), Dina and Caroline

The episode list for Season Three of the Real Housewives of New Jersey has just been published on wikipedia (not very reliable):

Season 3: Episode List:

1. Welcome Back New and Old Housewives! May 7, 2011

2. Teresa Has Had Enough. May 14, 2011

3. Danielle Is Out. May 21, 2011

4. Happy Days, Sad Days. May 28, 2011

5. Jacqueline Says Goodbye? June 4, 2011

6. Kim G. Steps In– June 18, 2011

7. Paris is Like Jersey- June 25, 2011

8. Snooki Has Game- June 25, 2011

9. Fourth of July, Winter of July. July 2, 2011

10. Step In, Step Out, Take A Run- July 9, 2011

11. So You Think You Can’t Salsa?- July 16, 2011

12. Pay For Jay- July 23, 2011

13. Joe Pays for Tara’s Game- July 30, 2011

14. Deena Had Game- August 6, 2011

The episode title summarizes the show, and there aren’t really any big doings until episode #5,  Jacqueline Says Goodbye? Does this mean that Jackie is exiting the show?  Permanently?  The following episode’s title, Kim G. Steps In, could mean that Kim G. will be advanced to being more than the ‘Gladys Kravitz’  of the show??  Numbers 8 and 14, Snooki Has Game and Deena Had Game are making it clear that the RHONJ did a cross-over show with Jersey Shore.  Why?

Lucky #13 is the show that hopefully explains the big mystery that has been floating around the Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s Joe ‘Juicy’ Joo-dice for the past couple of years… that he has a child… a little boy that was born to his (alleged) side girlfriend, Tara G (or Tara D).

Andy trying to contain Tree… fail!

This is the reason that Tree got all up in Andy’s face and shoved him over to get to Danielle on the last reunion show and then got all up in Danielle’s face and screamed at her, “Do not break up my family!”

The nephew that Tree wants everyone to believe she went ballistic over…fail!

Tree immediately made the rounds of any talk show that would take her to explain that she actually said, “Do not BRING up my family!” Puh-leeze, Treetrunk, pay attention to yourself!  Go back and listen very carefully to the tape of the reunion (as I did) and you will hear yourself very clearly saying, “Do not BREAK up my family!” Danielle is a little sneak and knows a lot about the Franklin Lakes and Montville ladies and Danielle definitely hit a nerve with Tree at last season’s reunion show for Tree to react as she did.

One of the many comments re Tara:

Anonymous said…   “I want to tell you that I live here in the same town as Tara (Joe’s sicilian sidedish)and I can’t take another second of this.

Joe & Tara (or Beppe and Petit) have been together for a while. I spoke with her friend Alex who said they are all disgusted and surprised at the relationship. Tara comes from a wealthy and well connected family. Her father is a crazy sicilian.

Anyway,they meet up in Long Beach Island at her beach house and it’s easier to meet up now that Teresa is away a lot (like this weekend in Vegas)
Teresa: where was Joe the night of the christening? And the night you came back from Italy. He left the house and you know it, to “check on the pizza place” yeah right!
Joe is a jealous lunatic when it comes to Tara F (not G) she gorgeous, so what the hell is she doing with a broke loser her friends ask? It’s sexual supposedly.

She tweets to him in italian so he can keep tabs on her (again, because he’s jealous) Alexandra said when she posted her photo on her twitter he flipped out because he said if people find it “everyone will want to get in your pants and I’m going to go apeshit”
she hasn’t taken the photo down, but wrote on it to him .

According to her friend she secretly tweets under:   petiteposie

Also according to her friend, Joe is leaving Teresa asap. He can’t stand the cameras and press. He just wants to live quietly. Teresa is a fame whore and 15 minutes is up. Tara told her she’ll never come forward because she’s afraid of her family. ”

We’ll have to wait until July 30 to find out if Tara is the Tara everyone’s been talking about…

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Kim Granatell and Tom Murro… Huh?! What!?

I got this email from Tom Murro, the Real Housewives of New Jersey Kim G’s boytoy, also known as the ‘celebrity magnet:’

Thanks for the posts. Thought you would put these to good use. I would be happy to continue sending pics and info providing you keep things positive.

Tom Murro


Well, first, I never requested that he send me anything and, second, I have no idea what he means by ‘keeping things positive.’   Maybe he’s referring to the posts about his relationship with Mrs. Granatell?    (see: and

Tom and KimG have gotten extremely chummy over the past year and a half… more than rumor has it that she gifted him a red Mercedes, flown him to various locations via private aviation, and that he had visited Kim while she was at the Canyon Ranch Spa in Arizona.

KimG appeared on the ‘celebrity magnet’ site in August 2009 and there are numerous photos of just him and with KimG… photos of him driving her car, of them working in her front yard, of them in her house and photos of the two of them acting like ghetto santas at a Payless shoe store in Wayne NJ… but his wife is no where to be found… interesting that these photos not only include a photo of him and his wife, but one of KimG with his wife, too…

Here are photos that were attached to the email:

I have re-posted the photos several times and they keep disappearing… if there are no photos below, click this link:


KimG’s job wit da magnet:

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Kim G… Stickin’ to the ‘Magnet’

Recently received this press release about the Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Kim Granatell (remember her?):

  Kim G, landscaper

Keepin It Real with Kim G….

Celebrity Magnet acquires Kim G as new weekly blogger.  Known as the most controversial housewife, Kim G. is going to fill you in on the hottest places to go, where to eat, what to do all around New Jersey and New York.  Don’t miss weekly plugs on where she is shopping, clothing, style, furs, jewels, exercise and best of all how she is giving back to the community.  This is your chance to see the REAL KIM G, uncut, uncensored.  Get ready to fall in love.

Find Kim’s new blog at

NOTE:  Anything for Kim to stay close to her magnet, Tom Murro…