BRANDI GLANVILLE: DrunkOtis Says Gays “Date” Her To Get To MissAndy… Guess Her **cough, cough** “Suitors”

From TheDish:

RHOBH Brandi DrunkOtis book cover pg pg

“I’ll let you on a little secret: I…hate being alone.  I think putting on a front was a way to help me get through the days and nights when I was so depressed and pathetically sad.”   NOTE:  What is sad is that DrunkOtis has never learned to be pleased with herself… pleased enough to be alone with herself.  Will this be a story line?? Featuring the return of Dr.NoSocks???

She’s been used for her fame.  “More gay men than I care to count have asked me out because they’re hoping dating me would allow them access to all things Housewives…and Bravo,” she writes. “Maybe they were really after Andy [Cohen]?”

NOTE: DrunkOtis had “suitors”???

Her hook-up stories are better than blind items in Page Six.
Part of the fun of reading about Brandi’s exploits isn’t the exploits themselves—but figuring out the IDs of her suitors. (She assigns fake names to them throughout the book.)  NOTE:  Anyone having “fun” with over-40 DrunkOtis’ “exploits” yet??

  • There’s the famous actor, described as the biggest television actor of the ’90s, who had an “incredible appetite” for pleasing Brandi.    NOTE:  90′s TV stars:  Drew Carey, Kelsey Grammer, Jim Carrey, Scot Baio, Dustin Diamond, David Hasselhoff, George Clooney, John Stamos, Richard Dean Anderson, David Schwimmer, Alec Baldwin, David Duchovny, Ray Romano, JAMES GANDOLFINI, Al Bundy, Will Smith, Paul-Mark Gosselar and Bart Simpson.
  • There’s the sober, A-list movie star named “Marty” who has “sparkling” eyes but wasn’t so great in bed.  NOTE:  Could this be Gerard Butler?
  • Then there’s the “actor/rapper/political hopeful” and Oscar-winner with “chiseled abs” and “luscious lips” who “has to special order condoms just to fit him.”   NOTE:  The X-Small were too big…
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WINNER, WINNER… CHICKEN DINNER!!… What is BFrankel Thinking??… Caption Contest WINNER!

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WE HAVE A WINNER!!!  SH reader AnaCephaly came up with the winning caption!

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Thank you to all who submitted their captions!!  “AnaCephaly” gets a big THANK YOU and huge round of applause!

 

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On episodes which aired September 15 and October 21,  Real Housewives of DC Stacie Scott Turner said she was making plans to finally meet her Nigerian father.

Well, Stacie… what happened?    We want to know!

So, I sent her a quick email this morning at 7:20 am:

“The RHODC reunion show really left me (and I’m sure millions of others) dangling.
Would you kindly let me know what happened when you met your father in Nigeria?
Your major storyline of the RHODC was just left to twist in the wind!”

Proving how efficient Ms. Stacie Scott Turner is, I received the following reply from her less than an hour later at 8:12 am:

Hello! Thanks for watching and being interested in the outcome.

I found my birth father and will be traveling to Nigeria in 2 weeks to meet him.

I plan to blog about it on my website so check in to www.stacieturner.com. Needless to say, I am so excited!

Happy New Year!

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

NOTE:  Best of luck, Stacie!
…Wonder how Jason is doing with that dowry he has to present to his future father-in-law!?